Games I F*cking Hate - Rambo: The Video Game (Worst Game of 2014?)

DXFan619's review of Rambo: The Video Game. A very terrible shooter that makes you want to scream like Rambo when you play it! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
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[@tomfarrington2348]

aaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH - John Rambo

[@Simon6o]

Holy shit you have the same pic as me

[@mightofskeleton1012]

simuluc omg me too

[@mrdude88]

tom farrington It's the Dragonborn, he shouts.

[@Callie_with_a_bible]

He's starting to accend...to go super sayan

[@alexdeghost2729]

HE'S A MAN! NOT A GOD!

[@haydendocherty7087]

Yes!!!

[@ingamingpc1634]

AlexDeGhost angry joe

[@probium2832]

*COME ON COMRADES!!*

[@SeuLima1994]

So far this review is the most detailed analysis of why this game is so bad, while most of the other reviewers do the usual complaints about the game being on rails shooter and shitty graphics, here you explain what and why of all mechanics used in the game suck, comment the horrible adaptations of the films, something almost everyone omitted, and even do a background on the game company responsible for this garbage. Keep up the reviews with these extra informations and you are sure to get lot of viewers and subscribers! Like and favorite!

[@DXFromYT]

As always, thanks for watching and the comment! Tried to take a different approach with this review, trying to make a review style out of it and it seems to be working :)

[@cdoc6558]

DXFan619 do you like F.E.A.R 3

[@DXFromYT]

C Doc Don't like it, don't hate it. It's kind of a mess.

[@cdoc6558]

DXFan619 yeah it sucked i know i have the game it didnt even feel like F.E.A.R or should I say F.3.A.R i hate when that spell fear like that thats like saying instead of far cry 4 i called it far4cry it feels like resident evil plus why was the protagonist the enemy it felt like trash it follows nothing about fear it just included alma

[@cdoc6558]

have you ever heard of just cause 2 i heard the 3rd was coming out

[@VampiresCrypt]

He's just a man not a god xD

[@pyry1948]

Vampires Crypt angry joe

[@zanytobbs]

+Vampires Crypt JOHhhhn!

[@uktthe_king_fish5769]

He's a man not a god! He's man not a goaaaa....

[@VampiresCrypt]

He's a man not a goat :)))

[@ravenknight4876]

This would've been praised as the best game ever if it was released in 1986-

[@dominickygraggy3101]

No it would have been good if it was made in 2020 and a different company

[@MrBrandonStar]

lets just pretend that this game never existed.

[@Paradox-v2x]

MrBrandonstar Just like Mortal Kombat vs DC Universe

[@asunayuuki742]

I think it's best to just play the Far Cry games instead.

[@joeyweaver4698]

Agreed

[@Moonslayer01]

Right

[@ALIEN-DUDE]

What game?

[@BaronOfAnarchy]

This should have been a crappy smart phone game.

[@Thomaas551]

It would work better

[@Blinkster93]

that rambo scream tho. Someone gots to make voice replacer mod for the dovahkin shout XD

[@Kilesfactor]

Blinkster93 Fos Ro RAAAAHHHHH

[@ThePhantomSafetyPin]

@@Kilesfactor Fus Ro aaaaaaAAAAAAAAAUGHHHHHHHHH

[@Callie_with_a_bible]

IKR it sounds like a fucking Skyrim Shout, not a man who's aboutta doom guy

[@RumbleDelta]

Why does Rambo have no teeth and everyone else have sharp teeth? It looks so weird ;n;

[@girishparikh2376]

Rumble Delta j

[@DatHarlequinOni]

I...I actually kinda shuddered when I saw Rambo having his breakdown in the movie clips. I had never seen the movie, so, I never got a good look at how Stalone portrayed his character. He did a damn good job.

[@randomnerd3402]

The first movie is an amazing masterpiece. Sucks that 2 and 3 were phoned in

[@ALIEN-DUDE]

​@@randomnerd3402 I liked 2 but the first was definitely better.

[@BOND19951]

What a terrible video game! LOL

[@HexPLAYSPlus]

Has Rambo gone too far?!

[@GeorgiBoyize]

only the video game

[@alexfields8785]

GamingStrikersBG yeah because they really kept it together in the films... definitely not superficial bullshit.

[@tr4il98]

Comon comrades HE'S A MAN NOT A GAWD HE'S A MAN NOT A GAWD

[@SuprememessageNG]

Bink video was actually pretty good in the early 2000s.

[@shtdaprdtr]

As far as enemies running right in the middle of the screen to get shot that was pretty much every movie in the 80s.... So I'd say they nailed that and as far as character likeness...

[@LunarRaevyn]

I love these review things you do. Especially with anime ones, but the game reviews are awesome too, especially so I know which games/anime I know to avoid and which ones I'll be sure to check out so I don't waste my time. So glad I stumbled upon your channel, man!

[@DXFromYT]

SlytherinSnake6886 Thanks for watching!

[@leonkenedy2988]

I love your "Games and Anime I F*cking Hate" review so much. Please do more of them and dont stop making those video. I would love to continue visiting your channel. Please do anime review of Eromanga sensei.

[@bloodyskull345]

Finally reviewed Rambo now next should be ride to hell or sonic 06

[@asunayuuki8710]

Hey, DX, Did you know there was DLC for this game? Disgusting right?

[@DXFromYT]

Not really, it's free DLC and shows that the developer actually cared about the game to release it so late. It's probably shit, but there is clearly effort there.

[@asunayuuki8710]

True, but I still can't believe this game has DLC in the first place. I've played it, and while I do see that the developers did put some effort into this, that still doesn't make it a good game.

[@ingamingpc1634]

DXFan619 hi

[@TheJoker-jf9ey]

It's called baker team

[@kazutokirigaya1095]

+The Joker I've played that. And it didn't improve the experience all that much. The game still sucks.

[@Nate_M_PCMR]

It's very hard to believe that after this game they made Terminator: Renaissance

[@Saulbreadman]

yeah that was average at best and boring at worst. At least it was playable and i got enjoyment.

[@ChaoticKey29912]

What I heard Spongebob Spongebob Spongebob *slow motion* Spongebob Jesus God

[@dhenderson1810]

"Rambo looks like he has had a stroke". But that is how Sylvester Stallone looks.

[@JtheNomadProductions]

God Of War 2 had better graphics smh.

[@TheInferno251]

In all seriousness though, great in-depth review-probably the best one out there. The world needs to know about these shitty video game adaptations of tv/movies that have little to no effort put into them and are merely used as a cash grab to the fans of said franchises. Keep up the good work, and looking forward to more games

[@Purify94]

12:52 Hey John you hear something? -Nope only birds. Okay.Keep looking!He has to be here somewhere! XD 13:14 You didn't fire an arrow you fired a rocket! XD

[@Armordude91122Cute]

The only games that uses quick time events perfectly is Heavy Rain for PS3.

[@uktthe_king_fish5769]

Armordude91122Cute god of war?

[@sheriffaboubakar9720]

Armordude91122Cute GTA V?

[@xulnad]

@@uktthe_king_fish5769 Fuck no, The Quick Time Events in Heavy Rain give you hand cramps

[@fredlars9104]

Much respect DXFan, you play through some appalling games on numerous difficulties, for best reviews possible. Not an easy task, and I'm looking forward to more quality content. :)

[@tilenstrmsek6811]

Wanna do stealth hahahahahahhah Qucik time avents i love that part

[@geoffmacneill4850]

Where is the "Oh jesus god" clip at 0:18 from?

[@lunarcat9562]

I love this movie, but the game was really bad! Nice review i like watching you play games. Keep it up! :)

[@coopercaller]

When you finished the game did you vomited on your pc

[@DXFromYT]

Atamert Özal Had a trash bin next to me for just this during my play of the game.

[@coopercaller]

DXFan619 good for you

[@coopercaller]

DXFan619 wanna see a real bad game?play mindjack

[@21macca21]

Comon comrades Hes a man not a god Hes a man not a god XD

[@spongebobfan190]

One question, do you think this game is worse than Daikatana, or is Daikatana still worse than this?

[@DXFromYT]

spongebobfan190 Daikatana 64 is still far worse than this.

[@hamze9305]

DXFan619 Velvet Assassin?

[@greulich9635]

DXFan619 btw what do you think is the worst game of all time?

[@DXFromYT]

Ticci Toby Bubsy 3D

[@greulich9635]

DXFan619 yeah the worst game ive ever played was red faction 2

[@johanjimenez3094]

There is now a fucking dlc?!?!

[@phantomvulpe791]

Yup. I saw Angry Joe do a video of the game play and it sucks donkey balls.

[@The_Husband_of_Jane_Lane]

Looking at this, compare to other Rambo games on home computers, NES and Sega consoles, this is the worst Rambo game of all time.

[@dhenderson1810]

I think if they made a LEGO Rambo video game, it would be better than this.

[@Razorblade1812]

Oh god. This game does look horrible, and it does deserve the REST IN PISS rating. I even saw this game when it was released, and I never bothered to pick it up, until you finally uploaded a review to this game, and now, since you have given it the very well deserved REST IN PISS, I will now avoid this game at all costs, even if I'm a fan of the Rambo trilogy! I know a very horrible FPS game on the PS1, that is a WWII game, and was a horrible port of an otherwise pretty good 1999 PC and 2000 Dreamcast game, that came out only in PAL regions in late 2001. And that game is called Hidden & Dangerous. If you don't know this game, plz check it out, it's really really really really horrible! I have videos of the horrible PS1 port of the game on my channel, so you can see of what it's like. And trust me, this horrible PS1 port of a good PC game truly deserves a REST IN PISS!!!!! Importing the game from a PAL region to your country would be a real piece of cake, because the game is super common, and was a game, that was part of Take 2's $9.99 budget line that began with their release of Spec Ops: Stealth Patrol, and continued with every single game by Take 2, that were retailed for less than $9.99, so of course, you can easily import this game from the UK as it won't really cost you all that much, except that shipping it from the UK to the US or Canada will cost you quite a lot.

[@romanrossi5805]

Now it's time to make Commando the video game

[@someweeb3650]

The sounds that aren't voice acting aren't that bad. Also, none of the weapons I could see use clips. They all use magazines or belts. The difference is that a magazine has a spring that feeds the bullets into a gun, where a clip is just something to put bullets into a magazine quickly. Belts are litterally just belts of ammo linked together, like the M60.

[@dhenderson1810]

The problem with the voice acting is that the other noises in the scene are too loud, so some dialogue can't be heard.

[@ethanmarley678]

Hard to believe Teyon went from this to Terminator: Resistance and now RoboCop: Rogue City this year.

[@wotme5400]

Why do you sound like dunkey lololol

[@DXFromYT]

Dunkey sounds like me.

[@lucidbear8441]

The voice acting sounded funny as HELL. this game is like public arcade first person shooter games such as Time crises 3 and Aliens.

[@ThatYoderVODS]

How is MK11 the best video game adaptation of Rambo?

[@adagreed7532]

Nice review!! I can't believe how bad can some developers turn into a nightmare some great license like rambo I'm not a pro but I have some good ideas to make a Rambo game better than this xD even contra is still the closest Rambo game in my imagination lol have you ever play "duty calls"? Its like 9000 better than this game

[@dylankaiser5546]

I love Rambo he’s one of my favorite characters. This game on the other hand deserves to rot in hell

[@TheNamelessScholarOfficial]

Rambo the video game is Daikatana!

[@uktthe_king_fish5769]

The walking dead survival instinct is daikatana!

[@ultimatepurist2322]

Oh god. Glad I didn't get it when it came out. The Movies were WAY better. I'd rather watch them than play Rambo: The Video Game 2014.

[@Tenzima]

Excellent review, unlike other reviewers who complain about it being a rail shooter, you showed some evidence as to why the game is fucked beyond belief.

[@davidgreene8259]

"you actually wanna use stealth , HAHAHAHA Quick time events"

[@mariehassett247]

9:26

[@jacobcarver1]

Awesome review man. This is probably your best work so far.

[@TheAdam1995]

They better not announce DLC with Rambo 4 as it's source. *shivers with fear* I hope that day doesn't come.

[@TheMovieDoctorful]

JOOOOOOOHN!

[@uktthe_king_fish5769]

Is there a Rambo 4? Or are you talking about the reboot?

[@eartianwerewolf]

'Heavy Fire Afghanistan.' ...what?

[@grandtheftaero1]

Raaaambbboooooo theee video game. Ramboooooohhhhh!

[@ButtZilla]

Aaaaarrrgghhhhhh!! Arraaaagghhh! ARraggghhh!! LMAO~!

[@ThePhantomSafetyPin]

I lost it when the scream activated during the super quiet cutscene.

[@sammiehsdarkplace7805]

@dxfan619 Would you ever consider playing Resident Evil 4, or reviewing it? (It is my favorite game of all time.) Much appreciated.

[@DXFromYT]

Will try to do something with it when I get my hands on the Ultimate HD Edition. Haven't played RE4 in a long time and to date, it's the only game where I've actually tolerated both quick time events and escort missions, haha.

[@sammiehsdarkplace7805]

Agreed. I still didn't like the QTE's, but i kind of liked the escort missions since they brought me back to some of my favorite locations in the game, and even added for some tense firefights. On another note, have you ever put in any consideration for a Silent Hill 2 review?

[@DXFromYT]

Sammiehsdarkplace I eventually want to review all the Silent Hill games in the main series. Really helps that 2, 3 and 4 all had PC releases.

[@sammiehsdarkplace7805]

DXFan619 Sounds awesome. Are you planning to do them in succession? Possibly for Horrible Halloween? Also are you going to play Silent Hills on release?

[@DXFromYT]

Sammiehsdarkplace Not sure about doing them in succession, but that's not a bad idea. Almost certain that one of them will show up for Horrible Halloween this year. And not sure about Silent Hills. Don't have a PS4 and I don't see me getting one anytime soon, sadly.

[@petrzeman1068]

You raging is the most calming thing to watch after a hard day, downright fucking ASMR.

[@MTLoveridge]

8:39 Was that Teasel?

[@pearljammer364]

Torrent Reused model. All worst games shared the same models over again.

[@spongebobfan190]

I've played and seen horrible games based on movies, and after seeing this, it looks like the worst game based on a movie.

[@phantomvulpe791]

it's one of the reasons why I don't play movie licensed games. except this one game, quantum of solace. since I'm such a 007 fan I had to play it and it was okay. admittedly

[@uktthe_king_fish5769]

+Dante Vera spider man 2 and X men origins have surprisingly great game adaptations.

[@phantomvulpe791]

harry fisher That's true. I tried them out myself and they weren't all that bad.

[@butlerstarheart9679]

Fun fact! the whey he's acting and expression from films like Spy Kids 3D look like he's having a serious Stroke.

[@pootislolxd6503]

Gta 4 is better than this crap..

[@shcdemolisher]

2:05,they're using the wrong rifle! normally they use bolt-action rifles, but never lever-action rifles!

[@deandykanzet8225]

Do you want to use quick time event? Press the W button Meanwhile call of duty Press F to laugh out loud

[@marlyonama]

You know when a game is bad when they have "The Video Game" in the title. As if they couldn't be creative which explains why they plagiarized everything and lump into an arcade game at the laundry mat.

[@br1ns4n]

Quick time events aren't bad if done correctly like in God of War and Heavy Rain.

[@hmvd22]

Lets just play uncharted 4. you will feel much more like Rambo playing it

[@aliencatcrew3336]

Looks like a game that belongs on the phone lol. Stallone hasnt screamed like that in ANY of his films lol

[@yoghurtlord1745]

I don't mind swearing, no matter how much, but it's good that you toned down the language.

[@JZKittyGaming]

I was so hyped when this game was announced, but then I was like :'( it was not fair to butcher such an awesome movie

[@jeremyusreevu237]

A good exemple of Quick Time events working is Press X To Not Die.

[@Mrjustsumdude]

Another example of a great movie that was a bad game

[@uktthe_king_fish5769]

Not all video game adaptations are bad, look at spider man 2 and ghostbusters game.

[@pyroparagon8945]

I have heavy fire Afghanistan on PS3..... I thought it was okay

[@deathatl]

Watching this stoned was the best idea ever lmao

[@mariehassett247]

12:52

[@ArchCone]

Can you believe these guys made the terminator resistance game they did well with that.

[@KageMaxwell]

BANG BANG!!!

[@rahmaanmuhammad1848]

I just now realized that they spelled grenade wrong at 15:57

[@LIT0187]

Dude your videos are awesome. Add Sudeki to a garbage game.

[@dhenderson1810]

At 10:16, it looks like Rambo is shooting at the Beatles!

[@MisterSpinalzo]

6:45 ...dude, thats just regular sylvester stallone

[@BigPhatMan]

Probably the greatest scene in the Rambo series has been turned into a bunch of quick time events. Wow.

[@DeceptionDark]

6:40 I'm repeating that part and laughing my ass off it.

[@Kinnakeeter]

Duck Dynasty is still garbage though

[@Journey_to_who_knows]

Wraith mode sounds like Homer Simpson lol

[@victorhugovaldezsoto]

This Rambo looks like Al Pacino XD 10:34

[@albertarias8233]

18:01 most of the water didn't even show up.

[@the_DarkSoul]

I saw this game for $40 last week at eb games, lucky I watched this video before and as well angry joe's video. Keep up the good work, doing the gaming community a service :)

[@MK18aficionado]

Lmao I love your reviews. They're funny and you actually go into depth for why the game sucks. I'm still not really sure why this game exists though, when was the last time Rambo has been relevant?

[@xulnad]

No idea, But there was a recent Rambo film that came out a few years ago

[@genericusername5001]

why is his face so oily in the cutscene 2:50

[@datboyyoungtripp9477]

your videos are funny as fuck lmao

[@Dacho_Shaki]

all I wanted was an open-world third-person shooter Rambo game with re-orchestrated Goldsmith's soundtrack and they give us a poorly made light gun arcade shooter without the light gun filled with quick-time events

[@bighaas435]

I died when the guy in the beginning said, "BOKBOK!!" over and over.

[@Jose-kb6nc]

BAIBA BAIBA *SLOWMOTION* BAIBAKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK.

[@dntremad8290]

13:45 actually the enemies in this game are smarter than you think.By standing in the middle like morons they get themselves killed immediately which leads them to be removed from the game as soon as they show up.And that is their point.They don't want to be in this game for more than a second

[@dimitros9592]

i have played this game and i have to say that for me to complete the mission i had to unlock the best weapon in the game. And in order to unlock it i had to pass a mission by doing every quick time event with a single life on hard difficulty. Yeah....

[@ZionMathisAKASonicFan1999]

XD this guy made me laugh 0:12

[@The_Husband_of_Jane_Lane]

Since when Rambo had another video game. The only Rambo games I know they have was the Ocean Software game for 80s Home computers, the A

[@klassehkhornate9636]

BAK BAK BAK BAK BAK BAK BAK BAK BAK BAAAAAAAAK BAAAAAAAK

[@kamoshxwty]

12:48 I fucking lost it.

[@ChaseMC215]

Mr Stalone's insult to the playing in the game Demolision Man was better than this shit! He says to you, the player, that "You Suck", when you are about to pick the easy diffriculty

[@theluckiesteh9058]

*HE A MAN, NOT A GOD!*

[@nachos1162]

the Colonel in the game on the perks screen, while being what seems to be a realistic picture of the guy in the movie, in the game he looks more like Colonel Campbell from Metal Gear than the Colonel in the movie

[@dianehalton5117]

Someone needs to make a good Rambo game

[@jaygooese4242]

Sounds awful 6:00