Garbage Guide To Subnautica Below Zero - The Biggest Monsters

[@KilianExperience]

Yes that is actually lemon sauce infused with conditioner made my entire apartment smell soapy and I spit it out. Check out my subreddit for my twitter posts www.reddit.com/r/kilian/

[@orochimaruorochimaru9730]

Nice

[@plantsvs.zombies9814]

Dad

[@boyinthelab4982]

Nice

[@boyinthelab4982]

@@orochimaruorochimaru9730 Nice

[@johnfkennedy3583]

I like toes

[@X3._.n3]

It's cruelly ironic to find out that when Chef Killian made the Crab a la Pep Maximume it was in its favourite food, but couldn't drink it because it was dead

[@eswa8049]

Truly saddening that a creature of this world cant taste the el Pepsico Maximume

[@chancecam9397]

"I'm lovecraftian in other ways" Just make sure not to ask him the name of his space dog!

[@coppersponge]

Or his cat

[@ipadair7345]

why is my comment get deleted where I write lovecraft's cat's name.

[@ipadair7345]

*'N1§§επ-Μαη intensifies'*

[@minnesotanfreedomist3147]

@@ipadair7345 I should take notes. I’m sure the neighbors would love to hear me calling for her to come back.

[@Name-rh9bm]

Let's ask him what he thinks about non white purebred English people

[@edwardkellog8190]

I was not expecting a reference to the traditional french dish ‘crab a la pep maximum’

[@Xx_STRHMN_xX]

for all the english plebians that don’t understand the name, it’s “CRAEB IN PEPSAE MAEX”

[@funnyswangoosething5088]

This video is an accurate representation of what it is like to go fishing in Sweden.

[@najah58]

This is to accurate

[@AxxLAfriku]

You dislike the stuff that gets uploaded by my fingers clicking upload? Are you just a h8er boi? I say see you l8er boi. Don't watch the stuff that gets uploaded by my fingers clicking upload anymore. Your dislikes are damaging my good good GOOD reputation. I am a superstar, dear fu

[@najah58]

@@AxxLAfriku WTF

[@ManicMacaque]

As a swedish person i can confirm.

[@xolfpher]

@@ManicMacaque same

[@vesh]

I just want Killian to create a dystopian mega city in Minecraft

[@themecoptera9258]

That would be festive

[@Harlequin619]

Yes. He must do it.

[@coppersponge]

Just watch his city skylines video

[@IFuckingLoveFrenchToast]

Next video: Building a dystopian mega city with discord users who can't talk because that doesn't suit his video style

[@spouwnerring]

I wonder how high his kill count is going to be🤔

[@DamonDemolition]

13:34 - Its funny that, even without all these enlarged animals you created, the real out of bounds protection ist still the scariest shit ever.

[@MrPeanut624]

As soon as I saw the dark water and the border music played I instantly got anxious

[@jordinagel1184]

I never thought I’d get scared in a KillianExperience video… I thought wrong

[@DIEGhostfish]

1:05 Only a Swedish panda would make lemon sauce with a lime.

[@DIEGhostfish]

Wait a minute, no. Limeys are British. WHAT ELSE HAVE YOU LIED ABOUT

[@hiimarandomweebwithanezuko1317]

A Swedish red panda

[@budgetlifter]

i appreciate he added sing-along lyrics to the song

[@Jake-qz5uf]

Hearing a Scandinavian try to say "Yeehaw!" like an American cowboy made my day

[@why9541]

I mean he pulled it off pretty well

[@VenseyNess]

I don't understand how we're this many years into the Kilian experience and you're still finding ways to one up yourself

[@LRAStartFox]

Griffen? Is that you?

[@VenseyNess]

@@LRAStartFox Connor >.> My arch nemesis

[@poliwag9570]

He has better character progression than Rey Skywalker.

[@tanguygautier5371]

"Let me tell you about what I think of the Irish" is perhaps one of the greatest lines ever written.

[@tnk4me4]

Never before have I laughed at a joke that so clearly flew over my head.

[@storytellingchampion6438]

I laughed as well

[@astrolinn]

@@tnk4me4 Lovecraft was racist

[@wabch]

@@astrolinn but what specifically made him talk about his opinions on the irish, everyone knows he was racist but why did kilian specifically make a joke on his thoughts about the irish and not some other group he hated.

[@Lrizu]

@@wabch 🤓

[@crabobserver]

My favourite parts: -"im not lovecraftian in THAT way... Let me tell you what I think of the Irish" -the hole ghost submarines song -Spanish Markus

[@nomarmorales3542]

Hearing a Scandinavian try to say "Yeehaw!" like an American cowboy made my day

[@kenzohofmeister5682]

Kilian I’m a warrior who was left for dead! Was gonna go on a epic revenge trail but then this greater betrayal happened!

[@michaelandreipalon359]

"I'M SORRY, MAN!!!"

[@mustachecrab9669]

I was once an adventurer like you, until i got an arrow in the knee!

[@tonyhakston536]

What happened, warrior man?

[@plaidhatter1674]

@@michaelandreipalon359 You watch that show too? (I was looking at the profile picture)

[@michaelandreipalon359]

@@plaidhatter1674 Uh, yeah.

[@Дми́трийВикторович-о3с]

"Don't try to build an underwater base. I tried that. No burgers. What's the point?" -One important libertarian philosopher.

[@TJDious]

I have no experience with this game but I'm starved for new Killian content also the first ten seconds were golden

[@charteon9092]

Same though

[@manthossakkas7496]

Im not lovecraftian in THAT way is one of the best jokes ever writen

[@Penguinmanereikel]

As in, he’s Lovecraftian racist?

[@trla6505]

@@Penguinmanereikel Lovecraft was very racist for most of his live

[@h5numbers732]

i know people joke about how lovecraft is racist but its not a bit exaggerated. In one of his stories an albino white woman gives birth to a black child that also has eldrtich powers, and in call of cthulhu the main characters uncle was killed by a black sailor. not only that, but every story has at least 1 mention of other races being savage or inferior and thats just in his stories. imagine what he wouldve said on twitter if he was still alive.

[@michaelandreipalon359]

Oh? I thought he was referencing the tentacles.

[@h5numbers732]

@@michaelandreipalon359 he followed up with something like "what i think of the irish" so its probably the race thing

[@Koekfluksthegreat]

As someone who adored the old video, and has rewatched it many times (including twice just jesterday), this is one of my happiest days. And all the references to the original video are great as always.

[@Sabshark]

Ok, but when's Killian's "Underwater sci-fi country album, featuring a lovecraftian (not that way) entity" coming out?

[@RoronoaZoro-ur6hr]

I’d pay him any amount of money he made Disney parodies song on either iTunes or CDS on EBay, Amazon, Half Priced Books, or CDS being sold in stores.

[@binks5215]

The Lovecraftian joke took me a minute, but I had to pause the video I was laughing so hard once it clicked. Masterpiece.

[@TheHipClip]

When is the full version of the song dropping?

[@dorianjareth9198]

The DNÄ joke had me laughing for a solid minute

[@swedishgrizzly6506]

Me too

[@generaldurchbruchmuller]

DNÄ

[@jdunlapmusic]

Same

[@bartholomewdan]

I watched this video when it first came out a couple months ago but it still caught me off guard and still made me laugh.

[@WickedMitch]

I appreciate how much continuity there is in this video. Kilian lore consistency remains upheld.

[@Zorgdub]

"Got the awesome mech suit dock for the truck, but then it made it harder to enter the truck so I ditched it." I feel you man.

[@Alexander-wf3mt]

I fucking lost it at pepsi max... love that my obsessive watching of Killian's videos is paying off.

[@usedcolouringbook8798]

"My name is not government, I am Killian" This got me, my head hurts from laughing.

[@tilltronje1623]

That lovecraft joke is gold!! "In that way..."

[@eldlich-entertament3876]

Haha! It's funny because he was racist

[@charteon9092]

@@eldlich-entertament3876 ha

[@ffredalot]

@@eldlich-entertament3876 Yes.

[@justanotheryoutubechannel]

Oh my god that version of Big Iron you played in the sea truck has had me laughing for like 5 minutes straight that is incredible

[@hiddenshadow2105]

"When he tried to match the hunter with the biceps on his arm" :D

[@jansenart0]

"Save Bertha" was more poignant than "Save Martha".

[@jtfgamer8832]

Two years already, it feels like this came out only a few months ago, man Killian time works weird

[@Exorsister]

6:15 this is the best flippin' song ever. I already quite like that kind of original country but that was just lovely

[@stephano7718]

what is the original song?

[@Exorsister]

@@stephano7718 Ghost riders in the sky

[@notpant7645]

Kilian once’s said “oh no I hit a Skunk”

[@Potato-bx1hz]

I literally subbed like 2 minutes ago, I’m surprised how fast this was uploaded sense then

[@littlegreen9274]

It's been too long since I've heard that sexy Swedish voice that we are all convinced comes from a pirate, literature enthusiast red panda. Glad ti have you back Killian, can't wait to you hear you scream in fear of the depths :)

[@elchubacabra2840]

Thanks for this tutorial on cooking alien fish! If we ever find any, humanity will be prepared thanks to you Killian! If you could teach us how to cook up dinosaurs, that would be even better!

[@purplecrab586]

Killian: "its hard to come Up with girl names" Also Killian: names his sea truck, Bertha

[@the_furry_inside_your_walls639]

Bertha is a sea truck name though, not a girl name.

[@sabinasabino141]

Chamunda, Wine, The Bad, Wolfgang, Dt Dexer. All incredible girl names. And Betha isn’t a girl name, it’s a truck name.

[@wartrix6046]

Swedish Underwater Country Music is something I never knew I needed.

[@parknplay8328]

Therapist: "Swedish cowboy isn't real, he can't hurt you" Swedish Cowboy: 18:09

[@NGCAnderopolis]

Best moment in killian history

[@Unh0ly0ne]

"The two sisters in the game are named Sam and Robin, it's hard to come up with girl names" This line slayed me, soo funny :D

[@leonidartemiev5668]

Well, if this KZbin business doesn’t work out, Killian can become world’s best country singer!

[@SlimyGreenSlime]

The world's only underwater country singer. By default that makes him the best.

[@PhilieBlunt666]

His version of convoy and big iron were very impressive

[@aliallail9874]

The Slayer of Manitees has returned! ALL HAIL THE RED PANDA KING!

[@toxicandsalty1696]

I'm a time traveler from the short future. Just wanna say that this video was amazing to watch.

[@dylanmahaffey8920]

Glad we still have good Killian videos in the near future.

[@LuperisNone]

You invented time travel in twenty minutes to tell us that?

[@drdca8263]

From the recent future

[@dylanmahaffey8920]

@@LuperisNone what else would you do with that technology?

[@coronin8587]

greetings from the tall past

[@skillbone756]

"You never were evil, you're just Greek."

[@vardiganxpl1698]

a Greek Centaur!

[@gabrielperez9757]

.

[@josetomascamposrobledano4618]

Best birthday present. A video from a channel that uploads once a century! Get the popcorn ready!

[@RagnarokiaNG]

The lemon sauce could have been improved with pineapple.

[@C4lico]

7:21 is the single best joke in existence

[@-Raylight]

_When the world needed him the most he's back._ He's not the hero we deserve but we needed We've all waiting for your garbage guides xD

[@Pink.andahalf]

Killian is both the hero we need and the hero we deserve.

[@owenchafer1083]

LOL, I love that Lovecraftian joke with AL-AN.

[@employee962]

An old marine went swimmin' out one dark and windy day Ubove a ridge he rested as he went along his way When all at once a mighty herd of red light subs, he saw Plowed through the ragged seas and up a foamy draw Their paints were still drying and their rotors made of steel Their lightss were bright and shiny and their propulsion you could feel A bolt of fear went through him as they thundered through the sea For he saw the pilots coming hard and he heard their mournful cry Bubbly oh, bubbly ay, ghost u-boats slightly above sea level! Their face is gaunt, their eyes were blurred Their shirts all soaked with sweat He's flyin' hard to catch them subs but he 'ain't caught 'em yet 'Cause they've got to sail forever in that sea up in the sea, On subs spittin' oil as they fly on, hear them cry As the pilots flyed on by him, he heard one call his name If you want to save your soul from hell a flying in our sea, Then pilot change your ways today or with us you will ride Tryin' to catch the devil subs across these endless seas Bubbly oh, Bubbly ay! ghost u-boats slightly above sea level! ghost u-boats slightly above sea level! ghost u-boats slightly above sea level!

[@codycarney2311]

This cover is a banger.

[@gravity_well5627]

8:10 I love the throwback reference to your perfect cooking video

[@tristanpanke2468]

"On these beds you need to place the 4 colossi of Below Zero, hidden megacreatures that we need to kill to access this area" Wait a minute, this isn't Dark Souls!

[@dklordful]

You know, for some reason, seeing the Leviathan's in these videos terrify me

[@bolasamiright8975]

always the best day when kilian uploads

[@ShadeStormXD]

"im not lovecraftian in that way" killian: 😮 "let me tell you about the irish ❌🇮🇪"

[@xero1134]

I accept this as the cannon story of the game

[@computeraidedworld1148]

I thought it was

[@AdminAbuse]

Canon*

[@jackalvonstone250]

Kilian, thank you for coming back to these. I really missed these original ideas. They are your best work and I always find them so entertaining and creative. This is one of your best videos.

[@zartharn1613]

8:15 Gustavo Fring assassinates Don Eladio (2015 colorized)

[@rasmustagu]

I love how Markus is finally getting the rep he deserves. Swedish Bean Battles represent!

[@plaidhatter1674]

I'm in Greece at the moment. I can indeed confirm that we have centaurs in Βάρκιζα

[@randolphbusch7777]

OK, that is the best artist's rendition of Big Iron I've heard to date.

[@DPedro3]

6:04 Johnny Cash been really quiet since this dropped

[@hassanshahid5832]

Lmao this made me lol for good 3 minutes

[@TheRealParfait]

When the world needed him most, he was out taking a drink but you better believe he'll be there 5 hours later

[@atich0]

That song slapped when is the album dropping

[@bby_bunny_doll8042]

the furniture scaning dnä joke is too good for a yt vid

[@nicvolcano]

Donkey puts out an 11foot8 video and Kilian makes a Kero Kero Bonito reference. This is the greatest day in KZbin history.

[@vwflow]

I want a full version of that underwater country banger

[@komradekalashnikov7495]

I have a secret Killian is not a red panda he's a beaver

[@dennisposthuma]

Some people say that kilian is a human and that the red panda is just his avatar but I know that's not true

[@aiksi5605]

so is he a cannibal then since he tasted beaver flesh?

[@clarkabbott6519]

Kilian, your content caters to me so specifically that I have deduced I’m living in a simulation in the year 3240 after the crab apocalypse

[@peernilsen5428]

As an fellow Scandinavian if you have some leviathen left over my friend Candice told me you should serve it with some potato sauce

[@namik0644]

9:29 holy shit she ate marcus

[@d1mensi0n70]

Ah, yes, today is the perfect day to binge through some Kilian Experience!

[@RachaelLongLastName]

I feel honoured to have a leviathan named after me. Even if you spelled my name the bad way

[@michaelvidigal1639]

ALL HAIL THE RETURN OF OUR RED PANDA OVERLORD

[@bartholomewdan]

4:10 I'm unreasonably proud of myself for understanding this reference.

[@perfectsilhouette3317]

What's it from

[@bartholomewdan]

@@perfectsilhouette3317 American Psycho business card scene. It's pretty good on its own anyway. Link if you're feeling lazy: kzbin.info/www/bejne/l4u5nIpvpZKWebc

[@perfectsilhouette3317]

@@bartholomewdan thanks

[@valtervete]

"You wouldn't win a beauty contest against a blobfish" is probably the best insult I've heard this year

[@idiotgaming6376]

Well depends blobfish underwater look nice

[@habibihabibi7115]

The famous picture of the ugly 'blowfish is a bloated corpse damaged by extreme decompression sickness. A living blobfish just looks like a fish.

[@Innuya]

I was just thinking the other day how much I wanted to hear Kilian sing some more, and he releases this video :3 thank you

[@Porean]

8:16 love the tiny Breaking Bad: Salud reference, even got the music in there

[@Soilad]

Ah, killian is now playing sweden simulator i see

[@davidthor4405]

About time

[@DeutscherDummer]

Holy shit, I did not expect a Ghostriders underwater cover. This truly is the Kilian Experience.

[@Pro_Butcher_Amateur_Human]

Just checked out that tip for using balsamic vinegar on frozen meat, and it seems to be a genuine thing. Thanks for the tip. Just got a rib of beef out of the freezer, I'm going to try this. Apparantly 1 tablespoon of vinegar for each 1 pound of meat tenderises and enhances flavour. This is the quality educational content that I keep coming back for. Makes me want to try that pineapple pizza recipe.

[@kaimactrash]

the joke from 05:04 was so funny, I had to come to the comments & show my appreciatetion.

[@stoneofdoom]

I want Kilian to sing the highwayman more than anything now its my one desire in this life.

[@JP12345]

This is a video I've been waiting for

[@OldWorldFanatic]

I would vote for Kilian as monarch

[@keeperofthecheese]

" Hello Kilian, my name is ᴬˡᵃⁿ ! "

[@locomotivefaox]

The leviathan is a lot firmer of a meat than most fish - very lean too. I’d recommend cooking it in Pepsi max.

[@makastaschannel9336]

I would legit give you money for the full version of the under water trucker song

[@andrewfelsher7872]

"Submariner change your ways today or with us you will ride. Fleeing from leviathans... across the endless sea."

[@Palestine4Ever169]

Killan is literally the best bro he keeps turning my mood for the better every time

[@thermophile1695]

Killian: "Rachel is the only other female name" Also Killian: "My truck is named Bertha"

[@DorkN313]

cuz that's truck name, not female one

[@Drakenwild]

I've never seen something so wrong yet so accurate.

[@conall9415]

5:04, Probably the best joke in the entire video.

[@StickWithTrigger]

The cover to big iron was fire

[@TheMrawesomest]

I have no idea what I've watched, but I watched it until the end.

[@davii2663]

Yes mom and dad, Killian just posted i can stop going to therapy now

[@DASSAMWASHERELP]

This is another Killian Exoerience Masterpiece. thank you Edit: I shouldn't have waited until I finish the video. This is better than a Masterpiece. 16:43 Allan is pure gold. You got me off guard with him. Also RIP Bertha :'(

[@SamGreeneRacing]

Honestly forgot that I had notis on for this channel. Love you Kilian

[@Georgeveen]

Always a good day when you upload a video Kilian. :)

[@harrywells2998]

Every day that kilian uploads is the best day

[@classicsteakZ096]

Ok kilian how did you know i listened to big iron for over an hour while playing subnautica? You must be spying on me i'm leaving earth