This is a nugget simulator.

[@Goodvibes-un9qk]

If you listen closely you can hear his PC begging softly for the sweet release of death every time he hits "Spawn New" instead of "Replace Current"

[@robertsantine2090]

It stresses me out lol

[@thomasphillips885]

Cycling through the dead cars at the end is funny though

[@servissop151]

He has an i9 13900k and a 4090, he's FINE 😂

[@Dynamicdrifting]

​@@servissop151 :0

[@JonnyFlash80]

​@servissop151 A PC like that would be begging for more.

[@xenokyomi]

Can't wait till he figures out another game called "Automation" lets you make cars and automatically import them to BeamNG.

[@Friendly_Neighborhood_Dozer]

Not quite automatic, but way easier than normal mods because of the official collaboration between the two teams. I've never used it, but I know it's at least one button, which technically disqualifies it from being automatic

[@crispyshaman4937]

Honestly that wou be hilarious to see what monstrositys he wil create

[@mitchelljay9566]

Came here to say this. Can highly recommend

[@DifficultyTweak]

god i hope we get a series of wade making dogshit awful automation cars like sliphantom did

[@xenokyomi]

@@Friendly_Neighborhood_Dozer It is automatic. You just hit export once you've finished making the car. It's no different than just saving. It's automatic in the sense that the game does all the heavy lifting of compiling and building the right file structures for BeamNG to read. It's an automatic install instead of requiring you to manually drop the files in.

[@jasonparker3316]

Ah yes the yelling aussie guy

[@trainsandstuff1021]

thats like the whole aussie youtube, that doesn't really narrow it down.

[@bweh455]

Do you even have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?

[@Glegh]

The green yelling aussie guy Still doesn't really narrow it down

[@ausernameidk]

Literally everyone in freo mate

[@Milos-family]

Something to behold!

[@N3TSLVM]

20:15 "Oh.. um..... uh-oh OOOOOOOOO--"absolutely sent me

[@dingus4260]

Confusion Cluelessness Realization *REALIZATION*

[@rellikai945]

15:41 That was the most looney tunes style bonk I've ever seen.

[@dejvv12]

It's hilarious, how he loves that Polonez in 9:15 without knowing it's the Tony's Step-brother

[@swidr5626]

The honey loving drift nugg, and the pinnacle of polish automotive industry

[@MicJej]

"It's like a yugo", absolutely insulting. The yugo was much better quality.

[@the2323guy]

Now we need a Fiat 125p mod!

[@andrerenault]

I’d love to see Tony and the Polski from Aging Wheels meet

[@Real_LadaRiva]

​​@@andrerenaultTony Vs Maluch

[@zye.]

BeamNG is like a Top Gear simulator

[@jonytube]

uh what

[@zeltech-alpha]

Tonight on gear

[@Klondike-j7y]

I wish Top Gear was real.

[@zye.]

@@Klondike-j7y same.. i wish jezza was real

[@soup-plays-vr]

i uuhhh, what?

[@ChaoticPsychoR]

“Let’s pretend it has autopilot or something” not even 3 seconds after *hits road sign*

[@GarbageTime420]

I pretended too well

[@CantankerousDave]

Just like Tesla owners!

[@shangsty]

@@GarbageTime420u need a steering wheel

[@cjkittyofficialyt]

@@GarbageTime420try the super speedy car on grid map

[@Meyr3356]

@@GarbageTime420 Another classic: "This is just how most P plater's would drive anyway" immediately loses traction and crashes into the side of the tunnel.

[@cjkittyofficialyt]

27:35 "glad there's a mattress on the roof" famous last words

[@lostgubbins]

27:30 nugget space program, i laughed so hard my face hurts

[@DouglasVector]

My son showed me the last 5 minutes and I laughed so hard I literally thought I was going to die from lack of oxygen.

[@greatwhite9426]

Now, I just need the official Dank Pods BeamNG multiplayer server and my life will be complete.

[@krinos1]

Only car is tony

[@hananas2]

Pure chaos

[@lll.u]

@@krinos1i’d love to see a bunch of tonies wandering around and flipping over every time they make a slight turn

[@8-bitcentral31]

Thats an awsome idea, I have a beammp server but I only run it casualy. Would still be cool to load it with a load of dankpods related mods and make an 'unofficial' server though.

[@shpeecrayb5988]

I saw an IPhone knockoff mod for beamng while looking through the mod depo the other day. It is meant to be.

[@Stunbunny]

“We found another gear!!” Best last words ever.

[@DavitTheCore]

12:00 WADE USES UBUNTU LINUX!!!! WELCOME TO THE PARTY MAN!!!!

[@Cmdrbzrd]

not ideal, but at least its not windows

[@MoultrieGeek]

@@Cmdrbzrd Can you imagine Wade on Arch? Ubuntu is fine for noobs.

[@kuva]

at least he's using gnome, maybe not ubuntu

[@kuva]

@@manitoba-op4jx or xfce at least

[@lonelydmw]

I use arch btw

[@hudde814]

18:49 same energy as "aw my PKCell"

[@Fruggggg]

BeamNG is legit a good driving sim all around, whether you want to blast through a rally stage or actually just practice driving a manual in city traffic it just feels right (if you have a force feedback wheel and pedals with clutch and H-Shifter of course)

[@the2323guy]

Edit - 14:46 Ayy awesome! I'm so glad he's aware of it!! HAHA AWESOME! There's another Fiat 126p mod which includes more than 100 configurations, INCLUDING TONY KOWALSKI!!! Before and after the restoration too!

[@sickbozzer]

This

[@tcd1289]

That

[@Saturn_57]

Those

[@Glegh]

What?

[@pookcs]

These

[@pahnazd]

The fact that Wade is a public menace in a VB (public safety) vehicle is deliciously ironic

[@thomasphillips885]

Nah it's Victoria Bitters mate

[@Drakokamishere]

Jsem si říkal, kdy tady objevím nějakýho dalšího Čecha 😆

[@pahnazd]

@@Drakokamishere Slovák, ale close enough :D

[@purplestareyes]

My favourite moment was Wade screaming at Tony in dissapointment, rage and what I can only assume was mild amusement.

[@techno1561]

Especially when he backed Convertony into a tree, and the engine shattered like glass.

[@ripvanwinkle5199]

Tony is one of the only cars I’ve seen that can fishtail without towing anything

[@gartfart3633]

27:46 felt like falling in a dream and waking up

[@ondrajavorik1580]

5:30 It's a police car. The VB stands for Veřejná bezpečnost which can be translated into Public Security or Public Safety. Which was the name back then for the regular police. The name was used during the communist rule in Czechslovakia. In 1989/1990 when democracy was restored. The VB was disbanded by the goverment and formed a new organisation which used the regular Police naming. And the same applies when the country split in 1993 and both countries use the normal police names to this day. The car I think is a VAZ 2102, aka Lada 1200

[@mc_jojo3]

A tip for BeamNG, you can hold Control and drag points of the car with your cursor and you can also exit the car by pressing F and open and close things by clicking the small blue sqares that pop up when you hover over them with the cursor

[@clumsygarage1578]

Also you can bind buttons to go in slow motion, and it seemed like his habit of always clicking "spawn new" and leaving his wrecked cars around started causing some FPS issues.

[@parkerlreed]

​@@clumsygarage1578 And there's also the step backwards respawn so you can slo mo rewind your way out of a crash.

[@giovanigeorgis3848]

Also installing mods on Linux is pretty easy. I do it on my Steam Deck running modified KDE Plasma.

[@windowsvista3193]

Yelling Aussie guy drives a Russian Lada, crashes, does a barrel roll, lands it, keeps driving, drives through a river and calls it water cooling

[@saadsindhu715]

"This is the most nuggetty nugget you can nugg" 3:29

[@Kashi-K]

damn, he isnt using the updated Fiat the current version of the pack actually includes HIS FIAT IN IT

[@SH1mster]

what is the link to that modpack?

[@supra107]

@@SH1mster You will have to peruse the official BeamNG Forums for it. There is a section dedicated to mods, and in there you may find mods that cannot be uploaded directly to the repo for various reasons. One of those is the remastered Maluch mod.

[@Eric_Hunt194]

He mentions the Tony mod in the video

[@gabrielv.4358]

@@SH1mster Modland

[@projectno5]

i love that you spawned a blue polonez. my mum had one in that exact same colour and fucking hated it. one major memory was when she dropped it off at the scrappy and said to them "can i go to town on it before you put it in the crusher?" and just this 5ft woman in a fit of pure rage standing on the roof going to town on it with a sledgehammer while me, my dad and my grandad are sitting in the ford granada trying not to buckle at this feral woman getting in the car acting like that was a normal thing to do.

[@arbayer2]

What an amazing job that'd be tbh

[@crusaderanimation6967]

14:50 'And i run linux..." *ONE OF US!* *ONE OF US!*

[@Trigger4589]

He uses Mac’s for editing but Linux for gaming bruh.

[@Wampa842]

I made a joke about Wade entering The Pipeline on his "tech that let me down #2" video. Guess I was right. All he needs is some programmer socks for his streams.

[@calvinjenkins6900]

​​@@Wampa842 Wade in thigh highs is a visual I desperately need to be real now LMFAO, it would be so funny

[@TransistorBased]

Okay but nobody's mentioning that the air physics in BeamNG are so good that a mattress can accurately catch air

[@Zice033]

Between this and FURIOSA: A MAD MAX SAGA, this is a damn good week for Aussie Flavored Automotive Carnage.

[@StarTaxi77]

to rember an for later: N for lights Shift+N for sirens H for horn M for map R for respawn Cntrl+left click for bode grabber

[@alierengam1749]

bode grabber

[@sanedish]

Insert to recover/fix vehicle shift+c to enter free cam [alt+ mouse wheel changes speed, shift to go faster, F7 to spawn vehicle at camera location, move WITH WASD, WONT WORK ON CONTOLLER BY DEFAULT!!!!] F for walking mode left ctrl + mouse wheel to chance node grabber strength

[@StarTaxi77]

@jbk2674 all true but rember... uhh crap I'm out

[@jamiejam9976]

​@@StarTaxi77alt+F4 for free robux

[@jimmyschwarz9075]

DEL to „rewind“ time

[@barchel]

5:22 water cooling sent me pffft

[@cutiebone]

13:50 i never expected to hear dank sound like toad from super mario 😆

[@Bryson-o3d]

😂😂😂

[@magpie-yf8gf]

he sounds like an old school screamo vocalist lmaoo

[@cutiebone]

@@magpie-yf8gf lool true as well

[@theoneandonlyado]

Who the shit is dank

[@giddycadet]

I'll be honest i expected it so much i thought this was a timestamp i had already gotten to

[@DUKE_of_RAMBLE]

Wade, you need to play the Finnish game _My Summer Car_ and also the VR game _Duck Season..._ PLEASE! *MY SUMMER CAR:* You LITERALLY have to build a Nugget. Put the engine together, bolt by bolt, and then into the car. Then, put the CAR together! (and so so much more) The developer brands it as a Finnish Survival Simulator, but it's totally on brand for both Garbage Time and Hello, I'm Gaming! 😊 Best of all... THERE'S A FIAT NIKKI NPC VEHICLE, and it's even _red!_ But seriously, the game suits your personality perfectly, and you playing it would be amazing! *DUCK SEASON:* It takes place in the 90s (as does My Summer Car), and it's _a pure nostalgia trip!_ James would love it, too, for that reason. The game is a thriller of sorts, but I don't want to spoil anything. The graphics are AMAZING and photorealistic, makes you genuinely feel like you're back in that era. The actual duck game inside Duck Season, is basically Duck Hunt, but with epic graphics and in VR (of course).

[@maxwelldegn6651]

Don't play Duck Season smh...

[@DUKE_of_RAMBLE]

@@maxwelldegn6651 Why? It was packed full of nostalgia, which is perfect for him...

[@dinguls]

His name is wade??

[@DUKE_of_RAMBLE]

@@dinguls Indeed 😋

[@leepicgaymer5464]

My Summer Car is a must play

[@2JRaz]

1:31 the glorious Irony of crashing into an "auto repairs" advertisement sign. beautiful

[@Antoine_ZR1]

Yeah

[@panagiotispappas1001]

Nothing can beat the level of Nuggetness that Tony has

[@jamiejam9976]

3:27

[@panagiotispappas1001]

@@jamiejam9976Still better than Tony, at least this one starts up!

[@jamiejam9976]

@@panagiotispappas1001 tony has 33% more options of directions to go in though

[@HappyBeezerStudios]

@@jamiejam9976 "the most nuggety nugget you can nugg"

[@HappyBeezerStudios]

@@jamiejam9976 right, tony can go in reverse

[@WilburJaywright]

5:21 In Russia, ROAD IS ROAD! Drive where you want. Road same road.

[@MichanaAlerting]

Water cooling

[@mewity]

ватэр кулинг

[@jetpackjbd]

BeamNG needs the engine simulator sounds, Tony sounds too good

[@-aid4084]

I think Ange is making good progress if I'm not mistaken

[@coryswanson2247]

That was my first thought as well

[@totallyrandomuser5760]

It's possible to use custom sounds, so sampling the real thing at various RPMs and putting that in game isn't hard

[@MicJej]

16:15 The Turbo Tony is real. A friend of mine swapped the engine on his Maluch, along with the gearbox, and did a whole lot of work besides - the end result was a top speed of around 170 kmh, at which point we had to abort further testing because the side mirrors got sheared off by the wind.

[@HappyBeezerStudios]

13:24 the absolute perfect drift car. No traction even going 250

[@lamarepository248]

14:25 you see, the awful tires with no traction are an intended feature, to make you constantly pivot left and right while you drive so that you can see forwards without the engine in the way. Definitely.

[@AveragePootis]

The Maluch's engine falling out is a defining feature of the mod

[@megacherv]

They need to add a DXP floor tom to the mod to catch the engine

[@RocMaster48]

The donkey van would have survived (van is immune to technology)

[@MalrusOSC]

4:11 actually looks like a real shot he would’ve gotten on the side of the road while driving

[@Real_LadaRiva]

Bad driving- 0% Skill issue- 0% Tony- 1% Distraction - 50% Soviet car- *yes* Nugget- 100

[@kielba5a]

15:18 - "OLIVERRRR" vibes

[@Zenithason]

27:36 the exact moment Wade realizes he's airborne ( ≧∀≦)

[@FoxiiFoxii128]

It honestly made me laugh so hard

[@toasted_bagel59]

The mattress 😭🤣

[@1995ToyotaCresta]

I loved his Russian accent impression when he spawned Soviet cars 🤣

[@kbbl102.5]

Yeah where did that come from?! He's good at that!

[@kiniko9603]

Learning that he has some polish roots is the best thing I heard this week.

[@alexeveryman5080]

9:11 this is polish FSO Polonez, Tony's older brother. It would complement your collection of dream cars of PRL (polish socialistic republic). It has many fun features like the need to have two sacks of potatoes/pavement tile in the trunk to be driveable in wet/snowy condtitions :).

[@johnjohannesjuan]

25:22 You almost said "jump the Craig" there, mate. Would'have been about time, too.

[@MrRedinator_]

A Czech here to explain what VB (shown at 5:32) used to mean in my country. VB stood for Veřejná Bezpečnost (Public Safety/Security in English) which was our equivalent of the police from 1945 until 1991 (which yes, included the communist years).

[@rpdt2012]

1:41 "i reckon we could roll it" *instantly crashes car*

[@Wutsizbukkit]

I got a car ad the *second* he hit that rock and it cracked me up XD

[@joshande]

life’s good when there’s a 28 minute garbage time video

[@dontcallme5551]

Soldier in the 800's: Hey, what did you do to the guy that stole bread to feed his family? Other soldier: 10:35

[@8bits59]

YO WHAT DANKPODS IS A LINUX GAMER TOO? I feel so validated rn

[@STOPPEDINCOLORADO]

We are multiplying.

[@YAELSCRINGE]

That is still Wade Nixon who likes tech,cars and drums.

[@3rdalbum]

This game is on Linux? You bloody ripper!

[@mariomario5234]

​@@3rdalbumevery* windows game is on Linux with the power of ✨PROTON✨. ('every' meaning 'many')

[@ZekeStudiosFilms]

@@mariomario5234 and mac!

[@Kamilr97]

If Tony sucks then why is he consistently topping the litreboard? 🇵🇱

[@speedman69420]

He found the ladas! He should buy a lada niva. btw im so annoyed he didnt find the good fiat 126p mod which has a tony config

[@13quinson]

Same

[@jordanpulley4871]

Water cooling? Sounds like life of boris

[@DavidFrostbite]

gotta get boris and muye in here

[@mgtpersonal]

@@DavidFrostbitethe triple of car chaos

[@bobmcguffin5706]

What you really needed is Vodka cooling system

[@floridamangaming2453]

26:15 I dub her: "Tina"

[@Iamaperson-f3r]

What about Tanya?

[@Mordecai098]

i love how nobody noticed that at 8:44 the commodore had no texture for cracked windshields and windows.

[@fatyoshi1456]

What a nugget

[@thomasveal7697]

i noticed

[@thomasveal7697]

all of the commodore vehicles have missing textures

[@HigherOrigins]

Hey dank, that car you called the "Bathtub" is in fact a real car from the race the "Gambler 500"- an offroad race across Oregon in the US where people race 500$ nuggets poorly adapted to offroad driving. It's full of shenanigans and I feel like you and James would love it!

[@bryanadkins6776]

Aussie man leaves the corpses of various cars across the American southwest.

[@Chickenbreadlp]

It's been a while since I saw some vids of people just messing about in BeamNG, but this, this has to be the best one. I was laughing my ass off the entire time xD Also shout out for using Linux for gaming! It's not every day you see this :D

[@alexanderkrumov9040]

*gets nada* *goes inner slav mode*

[@Busterkeatonrules]

21:39 - I knew that 1920s mob-boss mobile had some spectacular destruction physics, but nothing could have prepared me for that fender spearing the front wheel like a cocktail berry.

[@Slaking_]

"I reckon we can roll it" famous last words

[@RemnantCult]

One of my comfort games. I usually pick a mid line car that is fun to shift through, stick with realistic controls with clutch and have a sunday drive.

[@lunaroja_ph]

Alternative title: Wade screams and screws around BeamNG for almost 30 minutes.

[@ihatetrollingGaming]

i love how the amount of crashed cars just gradually piles up as the video continues

[@DamagedF0X]

20:33 killed me. Sorry little nug flipped with a smile.

[@aviator_1315]

18:00 that's an FSO polonez and it's polish so that's why it was the best handling one

[@quillclock]

Ay Wade! pro tip: get a controller with long triggers (aka not just button triggers) it allows you to feather it, or start with very weak on the acceleration so you don't burn out with the drag cars/huge engine cars.

[@qv81]

The "Yugo" in 9:14 is a Polish Polonez. I had one, but the newer model. Polonez caro. Rear wheel drive. I loved it. 80 ish HP! But when it rained I was a drift king. And it was was big inside too.

[@rafaeljoaquincalzada]

4:16 this car legit is made out of Nokia.

[@insertnamehere9309]

Let it be said: I've been having a rough go of it the past couple weeks, and I found your videos early last week. I do not exaggerate when I say I've laughed more than I have in a couple YEARS at your videos. Informative, enjoyable, and ridiculously funny. Genuinely had to pause this video a couple times to catch my breath from wheeze laughing so hard. Thanks for the content; it's appreciated.

[@ImNotPeso]

at 15:46 something in the structure of my house went “BONK” right as tony hit the pole. Perfect sound effect

[@FokkerBoombass]

I only know what "fanging it" means from watching Fury Road. Godspeed you magnificent beast.

[@apparentlyretrograde]

Juan Manuel Fangio?

[@newagederpderp]

Few pro tips from another BeamNG player: - You can hold control to drag your car around with the mouse - Hold insert to revert your car to its initial state and rewind time if you keep holding it - You can press F to get out of your car and go into walk mode - Having a lot of cars on the map at once like what you do will lag the game, even on a beast of a computer like yours

[@tjviper1991]

28:23 If only you had another strap for that mattress. Then it wouldn't fly away. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@HappyBeezerStudios]

that and the captain britain P50 were truly an experience. Just wish he had a go at at a Reliant Robin and an Isetta

[@heyitsgwen]

can't wait for the "fanging dads ute through a dangerous hairpin tunnel" category for the litreboard

[@ThunderTHR]

Local Aussie conessieur of nuggets screams at a simulator for nearly half an hour. I love it.

[@SodaTheProto]

28:09 That's how they test British astronauts

[@SlinkySlonkyWaffle]

as the aussie car with the HUGE supercharger was doing its 2nd barrel roll in hoodcam, my youtube crashed with an error message popping up saying "msedge.exe has crashed" with an error code with no results... it barrelrolled THAT HARD

[@Jordanninja09]

This is actually one of my favourite videos of all time.

[@skyscall]

12:50 This one actually has a properly-functioning CVT! A proper CVT actually "holds" the car at the ideal RPM for max power when you're flooring the gas, just like that. Problem is, regular people thought it sounded ugly, so manufacturers started making their CVTs make gear shifts (which quite literally makes them WORSE!) just so they make funny revving sounds. -_-

[@Johnny362000]

That's not a CVT, that's a broken mod

[@skyscall]

@@Johnny362000 It's most certainly a CVT. The car's accelerating whilst holding a certain RPM. That means it's continuously varying it's gear ratio. The stock in-game Hirochi Sunburst CVT model operates the same way.

[@Johnny362000]

@@skyscall you can quite literally see it's not accelerating (the speed is stuck at 80kmh) when it's at constant rpm and then after wade crashes it you can hear the RPM increasing with the acceleration instead of holding constant. It just has a weird rev limiter and gearing because, again, it's a broken mod. I remember other old mods doing the same thing

[@enixity1471]

The car at 10:55 that didn’t start, i have the same mod, for no reason, they forgot the radiator, gearbox and rear dif, these can be put back on in the garage and saved

[@atomicdeathray2004]

rather, just press ctrl + w to open the vehicle config menu and install the parts on the spot

[@enixity1471]

@@atomicdeathray2004 i thank you for this information as it also works in beam multiplayer, quite literally a life saver

[@06dpa]

The only thing a Mercedes and Tony have in common is that the crumple zone ends at the engine. Anyway, I want you to try the Pigeon

[@tezcanaslan2877]

Does tony have a crumple zone? Doesn’t it bounce off like a spring from the collision?

[@petro1986]

"we can pretend it's like its auto pilot!" ONE SECOND LATER... *Car ploughs off the road like it's a Ford Mustang that's spotted it's prey (crowd of on lookers)*

[@johannes9999]

This was the most entertaining and fun BeamNG video I've seen in years! Thanks for making my day lol

[@roarkea7599]

13:52 sad commodore noises

[@jamwaffles]

Absolutely loved this vid 😂what a day-brightener! Also great to see more people using Linux for games!

[@komidanohitouko]

i love the fact that he’s on linux doing this! (I noticed the GNOME top bar!)

[@AlfieLikesComputers]

Same! Linux FTW!

[@maybenat]

He really wasn't joking when he mentioned switching to Linux a while back hah, hope it's doing a good job

[@008kevin]

​@@maybenatSincs hes still using it most likely lol, now that summers close i can finally switch back since i have the time to sort through files

[@komidanohitouko]

@@maybenatlisten, windows sucks ass😂😂

[@SpecShadow]

more people coming to Linux after MS announced this weird gizmo recording users If only Steam OS was complete...

[@clumsygarage1578]

20:07 whoever modded in that Falcon didn’t even bother changing the engine model away from the BeamNG car :/

[@jackintoshvids]

“Hmm, my son has really been putting in a lot of effort around the house recently, taking a lot of responsibility and all. Maybe I should let him drive my car to that party after all.” 17:19

[@DanielJacksonMusic]

As soon as you got Tony I found a Maluch mod on BeamNG and I was in love ever since 🤣

[@blargleschnartz]

This game supports VR throught the Vulkan rednering option, I don't know if it's hard to set up but it's worth giving it a shot! Also: 'N' toggles the headlamps Also also: Would recommend hitting '9' on the numberpad a few times in the cockpit view, that'll increase your field of view (7 and 9 control that)

[@WillFrom613]

also don't spawn as new car replace it lol

[@joshjlmgproductions3313]

Not sure if VR will work in Linux, though.

[@Cheeseburgerwithextracheez]

It’s motion sickness galore

[@TheRossMadness]

I kept waiting for him to discover the slo-mo button. The death of the rocket car would have been glorious in all that slo-mo physics glory

[@jamul_cos]

Oh Jerma would die laughing watching this

[@evanboubouka3031]

5:34 - LOOOOONG NECK! GET THAT UP YA!

[@Your_DJ]

I just had the crappiest day at work, this definitely brightened up my night, thanks mate!!