Every Crypto Guy Ever... | Garn.

[@beary324]

Old Murph is artificially inflating the price of StrayaCoin, what a legend.

[@giovannigiorgio4622]

we be worth more than NZ soon! fukn ay!

[@iAveryFox]

Strayacoin is going to the olympics to win gold :D

[@fromthearea3147]

@@iAveryFox had me dead 🤣🤣

[@GarnComedy]

buy murph coin and become a millionaire today! ALSO its -58k in me savings

[@pillowsb5528]

hello, great channel!

[@lachlancugino1505]

mate I'm ready to invest

[@lachlanslightsandfans]

Yeah this channel is awesome

[@dougz201]

I haven’t invested and I’m already in debt

[@jackmiller8851]

Murphcoin, or Murcs for short.

[@Chelle1214]

Watched this after the crypto crash and this has aged beautifully 😆

[@Nightwishmaster]

I was thinking the same thing but then halfway through I remembered that crypto crashed because the stock markets crashed and the economy here in the US is falling apart and the fed raised rates AGAIN for the 2nd time in two months today and things are looking real bad. Oh well, when shit hits the fan there's nothing like some hilarious Aussies making you laugh so hard your side hurts to numb the pain! lol

[@naturalcauses1695]

All time high

[@VRJacky]

bro you forgot "buy literally every GPU and move back in with my parents so i dont have to pay more for power then i make"

[@Athiril]

With power costs included, rtx3060 and 3080s make hundreds of dollars of profit a month per card in Etherium mining. Which is why there is a shortage and price scalping/gouging since release, even people who just want 1 for gaming since they can pay for themselves in a few months. I’ve still put off my build because of this,

[@RogueCowTurd]

forcasted my annual power bill to increase by $330, ive made more than that in a month mining with my 3080. and as prices have been steadily increasing over the past few years after the boom correction its safe to say the profit margin will continue to exponentially grow. leave my rig mining when im at work or in bed, switch the miner off when i do a few hours of gaming on the weekend. easy money

[@derbybOyzZ]

@@RogueCowTurd same here m8. i'm basically a fifo miner.

[@Knackersjewels]

@@Athiril even my 5700xt pays for itself in ethereum

[@Athiril]

@@Knackersjewels I’m so fucking mad it’s hard (or very expensive) to get a gpu

[@Jhc7132]

Surely do a “every punter ever” loving the content mate absolute legend of a bloke

[@rememberthattimewhen400]

This is a crackin idea

[@leonidasrhodez]

Such a good idea

[@micahelmcmahon7210]

top notch idea brother

[@uh3331]

yes!!!!

[@ToldYouSnowBenIsBest]

oooooooh this will slap harder than me on the pokies

[@camparkinson9127]

When the names started to get read at the end I didn’t think I would watch. But now I always wait for ‘my nan rips cones’ fkn classic

[@jamesstramsek3797]

that’s what I do😂😂😂

[@DougieL]

Dildo Baggins... PMSL

[@michaelashbrook3195]

"that bunnings cunt" is my favourite. makes me have a wee giggle every time

[@vTarpzz]

I read this just as he said the name lol

[@brickboy127]

dang boi thats a beautiful lookin lambo you got there

[@MonkeyBarGaming]

Hell yea

[@nathanschumacher3772]

Impreza probs better than a lambo.

[@brickboy127]

not wrong there

[@kingranga8048]

Honestly, Murphs the kind of bloke you can have a beer with. Obviously you'd have to shout him, but oh wells, surely he'll hit ya back once crypto goes up

[@darcywade2711]

The effort that goes into these is unmatched

[@joshcrawley1565]

You should do one about traffic control workers sitting in the car all day pressing a button to make a remote control traffic light change colour

[@dongloid]

Every lollipop guy ever

[@silkroad1201]

Or human sex traffickers

[@alverayan4032]

Account balance looking on point

[@GarnComedy]

-58k

[@sentarovx]

That's a loan?

[@stephenjames7915]

@@sentarovx he joking

[@pvj1066]

Ever since doge blew up this is everyone now

[@iamasmurf1122]

I made a fair bit on that stupid coin pumping and dumping it

[@The0men710]

@@iamasmurf1122 ADA bro and stellar ;)

[@richetherapperinductionsol9155]

This is scarily accurate

[@Mikehero69_]

Make sure to fix the ice cream machine when you get to Maccas

[@nickbouletos8399]

"Here's some shrapnel for ya" defs using that next time I'm at Woolies self checkout

[@jsjs3570]

Just gut murphed by another weekly dose of great local Aussie comedy. Thanks, mate!

[@skinnyfishin2357]

This man put out this video and the value went straight up

[@Boltbacker83]

"Thats all ive got mate, so its uh... bit of a take it or leave it deal" = Brilliant.

[@ZeroXP18]

"Bit of copeium, bit of hopeium" - I now say this daily.

[@maryeverett8708]

Fuckus me deadacus, your comment was strange.

[@garrygarrygarry1]

love the old officeworks racing chair... beauty

[@limojr]

"...this is just a different flavour of hitting the pokies" 😆😆

[@zac3156]

I just sat on the shitta, looks like I'm goanna be here longer then intended lol

[@gcm747]

Oh this video is for sure getting sent to my mates who are into this!

[@andrewcollier4493]

literally got a crypto bro commercial to watch this. *Chef kiss*

[@revertingthemoldways]

Spoiling us weekly 😍

[@border_collie7991]

More ppl need to watch this especially after all the influencer scams

[@TheMemeMachineMatt]

Didn't come here to get personally attacked.

[@yeahdude9727]

mate 3 bucks for a can of coke? thats un Australian!

[@MangoMango1230]

I may be Aussie but this channel has somehow managed to increase my use of the word, "Fuck."

[@ThatAussiePingu]

Love the videos bro always a smile watching these!

[@RubberAckie]

Murph always got a plan he be right

[@dirtyd7141]

Loved how the Bathurst looks slightly better than mine classic 😂

[@beary324]

as someone who mines ethereum and ravencoin, this is how i exactly act.

[@chevymarkham3583]

Weird flex but okay

[@beary324]

@@JJ-xr1qv around 2usd per day for both crypto because I'm only using my computers to mine and not some expensive mining rig.

[@beary324]

@@JJ-xr1qv well it really depends on the graphics card you use in a mining rig. Let's say you have 4 gtx 1660's, then you would make roughly $8 USD a day in ethereum. (Edit, It also depends on the price of ethereum at that time)

[@danielgoulyk]

@@JJ-xr1qv look up “Russian crypto mine” and you’ll have your answer

[@stefan_4508]

@@beary324 fuck bro $2 a day?? Save some to go round for the rest of us

[@jacobmo4647]

Safestos 🚀

[@jacekicksass]

This is aging better and better with the current crypto disaster lol

[@SebMate]

1:49 Murph looking at the $0.04 in his account: 🙁😬 The $58000 in his savings: 😉😎

[@GarnComedy]

-58k

[@several.]

More efficient, Fiat money just sits there mate

[@insanearmy7477]

Finally another one

[@pbsmick]

"My nan rips cones" lol

[@dojobernards3855]

Safestos ftw

[@skelly1806]

What a mad bloke

[@georgel3657]

Yeah I spotted that exclusive commbank card, a hidden flex within a flex. Inflexion

[@deathwingelitegantz5264]

Annnnnnnd It's Gone!

[@su8z3r03]

GARN YOU ARE AN ABSOLUTE LEGEND !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@favio194]

This guy is a legend Love the videos so much

[@aaroncarter8845]

Could probably post this on cryptos or wallstreetbets and bump this as the new memecoin.

[@scaredlion]

Shoulda done some mad skids in the lambo

[@Rapidpanda1st]

Murph's gone and done himself a market manipulation.

[@roadie3124]

Best evaluation of crypto I've ever seen.

[@johnvender]

the line with the pokie comparison is so true :)

[@antzyy]

You know you're early when theres 166 likes but no views

[@brickboy127]

ah yes

[@garyfeinsterg8616]

I don't know how you do it but this is a higher quality and funnier channel than Smosh on the tightest budget ever. Cheers mate 🍻

[@mistrgiggls2554]

Love the Subaru😂

[@trustfire]

Get on boys.

[@hsimah5921]

i say crypto is just nerdy gambling.

[@allgood2176]

Every removalist ever

[@flubzgambles]

Murph rocking the 2016 ballcuzzi hydrolic pressed bathurst chair in the cryto cave.

[@aripietrelli7855]

Love your content mate

[@goldenblood1611]

Man these could have been a true Aussie cartoon id watch back in the 2010s

[@easyadventurer]

Loved it mate, keep the gold coming!

[@shineysfinest]

You've earned a sub for this one.

[@goodie4578]

Shows bank accounts to show how poor he is Casually has $58k laying in savings

[@blakearius]

Did you not notice the minus symbol "-"

[@SamSalty]

Bloody good stuff again murph

[@taine5883]

Truly a jack of all trades

[@dillydoopsta6090]

Crypto life is like melbourne weather. 4 seasons in a day.

[@MotivatedMan]

So I thought this was a pisstake video and clicked it have a bit of a laugh but then I saw the Suby and thought wait a second this guy is the newest millionaire. So I started taking notes Thanks for the great tips and advise

[@kunnyfunte8165]

Man i miss hearing people call change shrapnel it really warms the soul to hear native Australian slang

[@gitrektmoite3963]

Most underrated youtube channel

[@calebmartin4194]

great vids ngl, underrated af

[@northislandguy]

If I ever see Murph at the pub I’ll get him a pint 🍻

[@drood7835]

Love the videos man, u give ol dyldo baggins a good laugh when I'm waiting to knock off. Cheers.

[@FishingWithJoel]

unreal vid lmao

[@Kristenoyinbo]

I swear I boys kill me with laughter 😂

[@XxclownPrincexX]

Even my drug dealer tries to get me to buy coin

[@sonicewrxsti]

yeah the gc8 rex!

[@Rainbowgrrl]

‘Less than a third’ well yes a tenth is less than a third.

[@kingmozely]

funny video then funny names at the end lmao, should start to become a thing

[@jadwilson9775]

A bit of copeium, a bit of hopeium. Lmfao

[@marcusbarnes5929]

Murphy coin to the moon!

[@fromthearea3147]

Love yah garn. your saving me lad

[@spider0804]

That stock chart is too real.

[@stormlah]

i swear some of those names you read off are gamer handles from gamers i play various pc games with over the years haha

[@Nae395]

CRIPTO AND MISFITS. A MATCH MADE IN HEAVEN

[@The_Scouts_Code]

The Officeworks racing chair xD

[@tsirtsa2603]

id buy the subie if it’s listed mate

[@rambojohn-j2847]

He would get alote of "BUJU" this lad....

[@mobi1etone]

That Scooby is sick, love it.

[@j.craigh.3480]

Lol😂 A little hopium, oh it’s red, oh it’s gone! I can relate.

[@remypages7301]

What a legend 🤙

[@simodawg]

One bank accounts looking good though haha

[@danillomtv]

I wish one day maccas accepts crypto. Total balance: 1 coffee

[@robotomo4249]

"I fucken hope Macca's is hiring" Is this a hint to the next video...

[@tree8teen585]

1:00 may not be a lambo but i sure love WRX's

[@darren970]

Indeed

[@hobog]

Garn: "Dirty Jobs" done beddeh down undah!

[@cooperedgerton1882]

Murph, you need to come up to Mackay and film some, we got some strange people up here!

[@Doctorfansunit]

Fuck yes, been refreshing all day

[@crunked]

this video is underrated and needs more likes then it has

[@aussiegeeza9034]

Another fucking ripper mate! Bloody gold murph.

[@Girrrrrrrr]

From now on I'm calling change shrapnel.

[@benmarkus3675]

holy shit that coffee scene was hilarious. "Shrapnel" hahaha