2:43, he forgot to take the battery and starter motor out, take off all 4 wheels, and freeze the keys, come on Murph
@annemariekimbell3 жыл бұрын
Nice reference
@amandafletcher16393 жыл бұрын
Comedy 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Antonio002133 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣 thats the first one I seen of him it was so funny
@gohjohan3 жыл бұрын
He doesn't need to freeze the keys since it's in his hand, but at least, take the battery out. Nice reference, Lil Beast!
@kyleandrews56003 жыл бұрын
True true but what happens if he did that in this video
@brad74863 жыл бұрын
I feel privileged to be here before this guy blows up.
@Approvedhalalmemes3 жыл бұрын
Lol same
@sorbzy3 жыл бұрын
Same bro
@TaxinDaMan3 жыл бұрын
Same here cobber
@gleeso21623 жыл бұрын
Same here man
@DecafBadger3 жыл бұрын
Same mate
@thomasjohannson81203 жыл бұрын
Additionally, giving kids tabaco free ciggies also exonerates you from any potential legal issues.
@JamesEtc34173 жыл бұрын
Tobacco isn’t like piss. It’s not illegal to buy it for kids. At least in my state.
@reborn65963 жыл бұрын
Is in nsw
@JamesEtc34173 жыл бұрын
@@reborn6596 wow yeah it is. I just googled it. Strange that you don’t need to be 18 to sell them though.
@mathewderkos37923 жыл бұрын
It’s Australia mate
@blackwingdragonmasta Жыл бұрын
@@JamesEtc3417 it is in Australia.
@bill-chan24453 жыл бұрын
Wouldn't be surprised if he actually got his car stolen, Townsville do be like that sometimes.
@TradieTrev3 жыл бұрын
My thoughts exactly hahahaha
@meggriffin28173 жыл бұрын
Actual
@georgeselbassit22763 жыл бұрын
This video just got on the KZbin algorithm’s radar, this gonna blow up real soon..
@JetJockey873 жыл бұрын
Yeah mate it feels good to be here at the start of something big
@tristanbulluss93863 жыл бұрын
It picks up everything.
@LeonTheMechanic3 жыл бұрын
This is exactly why coles has a “if you leave the store, no returning cigarettes” policy 😭
@organicgrow44403 жыл бұрын
I guess you’ve gotta work out how to do this in store then?
@the_once-and-future_king.2 жыл бұрын
Carry a deck of ready-made snide ones, do a bit of David Blain shit to swap them pack-for-pack while heading for the door, then go back to the minimum wage bloke at the counter and swap the deck of snide ones for real ones of a different brand.
@cashewisnotanut44099 ай бұрын
But hick town servos would likely do a swap and this concerns me.
@Hoocuspoocus3 жыл бұрын
I lived across the road from the Dalrymple Hotel when I was a kid. I thought about Townsville and got all warm and fuzzy with a touch of homesickness... The heat and humidity, the time Dalrymple Road flooded and I nearly destroyed my ankle trying to use my brothers skimboard in the driveway. Being bored as batshit every weekend, getting hammered at the Seaview Hotel and cruising up and down the Strand before they glammed it up or Flinders Street back before it was a Mall. (Yeah I''m old). Getting raided at midnight by half a dozen cops and busted with a cones worth of weed. Trying to walk through the city and dodging the bridge dwellers hassling you for a smoke. Getting the ferry back from Maggie Island, hungover af. Frogs in the toilet, stingers at the beach, snakes in the kitchen, walking on a toad with bare feet... good times.
@Imp3riumGG3 жыл бұрын
This guy makes me feel proud to be an Australian.
@drewb68383 жыл бұрын
Bought me a 95 Barina with this, cheers cobba
@danielbell32812 жыл бұрын
As a townsvillian myself, the ending was accurate af, hilarious and the perfect ending
@LLuann3 жыл бұрын
I feel honoured to be here to witness the beginning of an era.
@samcharles11662 жыл бұрын
... only in rotorua upto bro you're on crack
@J4DS.3 жыл бұрын
This guy is an absolute beast and a half I love this bloke!
@Gltch983 жыл бұрын
legit get this man famous xD bloody gold. makes me honoured to be an Australian
@ohforreal3 жыл бұрын
Garn den
@Incarneous3 жыл бұрын
It is nice to see youtubers from Townsville
@beetee28723 жыл бұрын
"Now all we gotta do is head back over to the car for a little bitta open daaa faaaark" hahahahahaha thats classic 🤣🤣🤣 the hunter becomes the hunted!
@GubanaNatureRefuge3 жыл бұрын
Another solid performance. Good job fellas.
@semihakkoch60023 жыл бұрын
someone put this man on our 50 notes or something bc he’s fucken iconic
@catavajonexcel93243 жыл бұрын
This guy needs his own TV show
@nicholascrow81332 жыл бұрын
It's like a bogan version of the old show life support!
@angel-of-hell4778 Жыл бұрын
Well his the actor his brother created everything
@jessehawkins11363 жыл бұрын
The people who disliked this have no sense of humor
@Justin-lf1fs3 жыл бұрын
They were drunk or stoned and meant to hit like
@koolkat52173 жыл бұрын
@@Justin-lf1fs GASP...how did you KNOW.? I went back and hit like once I sobered up. Well kinda sobered up😁
@Justin-lf1fs3 жыл бұрын
Because it’s the only possible explanation
@koolkat52173 жыл бұрын
@@Justin-lf1fs maybe it was the mushrooms I picked for my salad
@unarmedblackguy3 жыл бұрын
@@Justin-lf1fs being stoned doesn't make you stupid.
@intergalacticdegengypsy61353 жыл бұрын
Tried this, found out U can't return darts
@boreman_rides3 жыл бұрын
Even if they're unopened??
@ausrap1fan2283 жыл бұрын
Yea ya can, done it heaps of times, just down to the specific cashier
@igitha..._3 жыл бұрын
You can actually - especially if you write the company and send back the weird sticks and bark and crap they put through the pouch to add to the weight - company sends you a new free one
@MartintheTinman3 жыл бұрын
@@igitha..._ . Do the free ones have more sticks and crap?
@koolkat52173 жыл бұрын
@@igitha..._ true?
@jacobbona52543 жыл бұрын
the Australian Darryl from the walking dead
@rap4life9613 жыл бұрын
Here I was thinking you were gonna waste time gutting them all with a scalpel 😂
@splatterbashpop3 жыл бұрын
Faaaaaaaaark this is so Strayan i spontaneously grew a mullet
@samanthawatson313 жыл бұрын
I have been following since 1k best KZbinr out
@closetab52783 жыл бұрын
Was watching your other videos then saw this one that was just uploaded. Keep up the good work!
@hairyscary85113 жыл бұрын
That was my local when I lived at Mt Louisa a decade ago 👍🏻
@thetroll34623 жыл бұрын
Wtf did I just watch? This is gold bro.
@mwbgaming282 жыл бұрын
I actually did this when I used to smoke, but I filled the pack up with rocks and toilet paper Worked every time
@vaughaniswhite3 жыл бұрын
yo i found this legend on tiktok a month an a half ago and he blew up. legend at vids been here since 300 subs
@hotstud9813 жыл бұрын
so glad to be awake to see this man post ans being first
@jordayboy57253 жыл бұрын
I feel like I've known this guy for years already.
@tongos93 жыл бұрын
You my sir are doing bits! Good luck can't wait to see the millions that join us in this shit hot content 🔥🔥🔥 best wishes for the future
@imcocolate99613 жыл бұрын
Just commenting to get the recommendations up love this channel
@MartintheTinman3 жыл бұрын
You can always take the kids money and give them nothing. That's what I used to do
@coolnoah81833 жыл бұрын
It's the risk they take when giving you the money 😂 they gotta learn some day
@MartintheTinman3 жыл бұрын
@@coolnoah8183 . Yep, I was always hoping they'd dob me into their parents so I could give them the money and tell them why I had it but for some reason they never did. Some of those kids when they became adults discussed it with me when we bumped into each other and none held a grudge. I guess they took it as a lesson
@HarrisonJS3 жыл бұрын
This guy is an absolute legend already
@CollectWithRyan3 жыл бұрын
Here before this channel blows up
@ThatAussiePingu3 жыл бұрын
This is some of the funniest stuff I have seen in awhile!
@frostybeverage47783 жыл бұрын
Man I got recommendations for this channel on Monday now it’s just blowing up so crazy man
@mattdee34813 жыл бұрын
Fuck that is actually genius!
@Actionjaxon113 жыл бұрын
Fuark yeah this is mad, gonna pop down the servo and give it a crack.
@DrewC3 жыл бұрын
Thought it was funny, then you pulled the townsville car stealing thing... 😱😱😭🤣
@notthefbi7932 Жыл бұрын
Loving these PSA videos ur putting out 😁👍
@isabelljamjamj85113 жыл бұрын
At first I thought Durry’s were a type of car and again I was fooled, simply bamboozled, I love your videos 😂❤️
@dcmastermindfirst94182 жыл бұрын
What country are you from?
@thestonergamer4202 жыл бұрын
@@dcmastermindfirst9418 not a very good one from the sounds of it
@jarrod16873 жыл бұрын
Some good content coming outa townsville, skidpig, sickpuppy now i found this legend
@paddingtonbear51723 жыл бұрын
Gold mate , gold !
@EatMyShortsAU3 жыл бұрын
That plot twist was mint.
@shanehart20173 жыл бұрын
That’s some raw Brownsville talent. Keep up the good work. I suggest a nbn skit next. NBN short for no body’s network.
@Kristenoyinbo11 ай бұрын
I can't stop laughing 😂😂😂😂😂
@TheWannabeGeek3 жыл бұрын
Gold... Some good ol Aussie humour!
@stnkmtt81323 жыл бұрын
You sir are a magician!
@davemustaki1343 жыл бұрын
I have never done this but every tobacco store I know does not take any tobacco back I have had them tell me to check if it's correct because they don't change them and I have seen a customer argue with a sales person for not exchanging a tobacco packet after they said they got the wrong one
@qwmx3 жыл бұрын
I've seen that too. It makes sense not to take back tobacco, you don't know where it's been and it could have been tampered.
@davemustaki1343 жыл бұрын
@@qwmx I get what you mean it's just the fellow walked off not far away and then came back saying it was the wrong the lady have him she still said no exchange sorry he told her off for looking at her phone instead of making sure it was the right brand it is hard these days with the generic packaging but I have had them make sure I check normal smoke packets also maybe people have pulled shifty tricks like these already on many tobacconists?
@karlslife26353 жыл бұрын
He’s going to BLOW hahah this is great!!! 😂🤣
@jameswilliamson32543 жыл бұрын
These videos are the best
@tuut12413 жыл бұрын
A lot of places don't allow returning ciggerates
@dyslexicdonkey13533 жыл бұрын
Been ere since day dot mate preciate your comedy
@jacksoncronin95402 жыл бұрын
😂 That's brilliant, great stuff guy's 👍
@soulwined3 жыл бұрын
This may be the most evil genius thing I have seen, time to head to the servo
@morgyfn81723 жыл бұрын
Amazing content tbh 🙌
@blakeheding81312 жыл бұрын
This shits about to blow up. Saw it on tiktok here in US and Honestly it gonna hit big 🤣
@sage_sydney2 жыл бұрын
Fukin brilliant, boys!
@gaj11113 жыл бұрын
PS this guy is my fave on KZbin hands down!!
@chvnkz3 жыл бұрын
amazing to be here before he blows up
@randomstuff7973 жыл бұрын
Fuckin bogan Norman Reedus bro 😂😂😂😂
@kayboku72813 жыл бұрын
thats the best one yet
@yxngcd40993 жыл бұрын
god i love this guy
@kaydenholmes78583 жыл бұрын
And I live in the same town as this legend
@koolkat52173 жыл бұрын
That's my like, may you get plenty more 👍
@calebkokkin92133 жыл бұрын
Yo you are going to blow up in no time
@margareth15042 жыл бұрын
So worried as you approached the picket fence.
@beebeepup3 жыл бұрын
Fantastic stuff
@reidy55873 жыл бұрын
Fuckin Oath this is the shit ive been waiting to see😂🔥
@lochlainngaming71823 жыл бұрын
wow great video
@perthbmx83 жыл бұрын
Now remember this is open dart surgery 🤣🤣🤣
@marknasser28433 жыл бұрын
Pure genius. Unreal 👍👍👍
@bmacadody9447 Жыл бұрын
After all this is Open dart surgery🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@JCResDoc943 жыл бұрын
*solid sht*
@raqn81693 жыл бұрын
Good old uncle dans in the background
@honeycombking75823 жыл бұрын
Murph your a legend mate!
@Dragonz-Neek10 ай бұрын
Fuck im gonna do this 😂 seriously youre a godamn legend mate 🙏👌
@Danozgaming13 жыл бұрын
I can like and comment before the videos even started because I know it’s gonna be fukin good
@lxke_mate3 жыл бұрын
great channel
@brennanreilly94752 жыл бұрын
Open dart surgery, well played sir
@tonyfortier88352 жыл бұрын
God this make me think that the world needs an Australian trailer park boys
@kebabking70253 жыл бұрын
A star is among us ladies and gentlemen
@Hello-rb8qe3 жыл бұрын
mate you should write a book
@Hello-rb8qe3 жыл бұрын
has anyone told ya that
@linku1153 жыл бұрын
Bro how tf do these guys only have 2k subs I know for a fact their gonna blow up
@dcmastermindfirst94182 жыл бұрын
Australia has no cult.......
@z3noth33 жыл бұрын
The worst part is this will almost definitely work
@Raj-2593 жыл бұрын
Here before 25k subs
@janetxuereb3078 Жыл бұрын
Omg, you are hilarious.
@Mrimperfections7772 жыл бұрын
Hey Murph, I wonder how many Aussie short cutters have tried this....Iv e never seen that before...
@TSV-3 жыл бұрын
Townsville home sweet homr
@johngray14903 жыл бұрын
Smart idea
@novid100 Жыл бұрын
damn 118 for fuel's lookin pretty good
@thekrevolution2 жыл бұрын
Hello to all the Garn Day 1'ers! Garn is going to be massive, more people need to see this.