I remember my first Navy check after boot camp. I was thrilled that I had GUARANTEED WORK for the next 4 years (unless I did something stupid), a roof (so to speak) over my head and 3 squares a day. Better than many 19 year olds today. AND bc I did it for 24 years, the gift keeps on giving.
@paulpski98556 ай бұрын
Yep, finished A School and was offered OS3 for an extra two year commitment. I said "hell no, I'm not sticking around that long". In the end I retired as a CDR.
@quikdraw52036 ай бұрын
Turn to, shipmate!!
@markydo75 ай бұрын
@@paulpski9855Damneck Virginia 👍🤣
@paulpski98555 ай бұрын
@@markydo7 July through December 1986, only remember that because I graduated boot camp in July and reported onboard USS Badger the day after Christmas.
@stanwolenski95415 ай бұрын
I appreciate you giving 24 years of service, a difficult thing to do under good circumstances. My wife and I, both 20, were married several months before I went into the Army in 1968. My first check/ cash was about $100 for the month. Needless to say money was always tight especially when we had our two kids. With an early out I did a week less than three years. The post military benefits have far exceed what I took home during my nearly three years of service. BTW that 20 year old woman and I recently celebrated 56 years of marriage.
@lawrencep.5230 Жыл бұрын
Happy Veterans Day Sailor!!! 32nd Street, I was there!!! Everything Gary says is true lol. I remember talking for hours to Shore Patrol for hours drunk AF after being in TJ. Thanks Gary for cracking jokes until 6 a.m. and not giving me hell coming back crossing those tracks at the shack LMAO. I forgot about that, until I saw this 🤦🏿♂️
@anonymousbosch926510 ай бұрын
Same, 21 days for going to TJ without authorization and getting busted drunk and rowdy
@SaltyCorpsman10 ай бұрын
I miss ol San dog. Lived in chula vista for 2 years. Well, has an apartment there. Spent most of my time cutting squares.
@samuelschick88139 ай бұрын
32nd, LST 1189 1981- 1984. GMG NEC 9545.
@nicholascoston41178 ай бұрын
I was there at that time also. Big up shipmate.
@quikdraw52036 ай бұрын
32nd St, Pier 4 LPH-11 GATOR NAVY!!!
@marilynbrown1833 Жыл бұрын
Thank you for your service Gary.
@justinsanders4598 Жыл бұрын
Or lack of 😂
@deannaervin14776 ай бұрын
Amen brother
@sjmccafferey44376 ай бұрын
Sounds like a hood rat
@jasona73772 ай бұрын
His service should've been a paratrooper
@jasonvanevery55946 ай бұрын
😂 You must have been the cop on North Island that ran me through a sobriety test ages ago. I had no clue how I passed. Now I do! Thank you!!!
@seyouma7226 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@c4hotel66 ай бұрын
I totally did this
@ryanlee322810 ай бұрын
It’s great to see a vet make it to something more than just what we did while we served. Not to say there’s anything wrong with that, that’s what I did. But be able to make it like him and then share our stories of actual military life lmfao I can relate to pretty much every story after 9 years in. Best worst times of my life, I wouldn’t give it up for anything
@williamwright2934910 ай бұрын
yep, we can relate to it, best stories were told at the VA
@pdlister6 ай бұрын
I was an aviation ordnanceman. I got out after Nam and discovered that NO airline anywhere was hiring guys to load bombs on their airplanes.
@pettytoni19556 ай бұрын
@@pdlister 😲😂
@alexishunt4336 Жыл бұрын
The candance call had me rolling 😂😂😂
@faiceoff19 ай бұрын
The left left left left left left .. I’m in tears … Needed this laugh 😂
@stanwolenski95416 ай бұрын
Our First Sargent in basic could have been recorded, his cadences were great. A serveral mile march felt like a few minutes. Sadly I don’t remember his name.
@briankelly58475 ай бұрын
Not a lie was told either. 😂😂😂
@GunnyMac3602 ай бұрын
Our cadence caller used to call it to Don’t Worry Be Happy 😂😂
@Hunterlp20225 ай бұрын
Gary is the MP we all want but don’t deserve. A true hero! Hahaah thank you brother! Love you
@Edmond9512 ай бұрын
Except that all the MPs in the Navy are Marines. The Navy has a Shore Patrol but they don't have the same authority as The MPs do. So yeah, this guy is a liar.
@Hunterlp20222 ай бұрын
@@Edmond951 the MPs in the navy are called master at arms. They serve the same purpose as the Army and the marine corps MPs.
@dakkuri111 ай бұрын
This shit accurate as hell. Being a former airman,this happens alot
@ronnieam3310 ай бұрын
I was stationed in San Diego at that same time as Gary and these stories he talks about hits close to home for me and brings back memories from then!! LMAO USS Ranger CV-61 VF-1 NAS Miramar ATC Second Class
@jocelynnowen307810 ай бұрын
Happy New Year ssbn 598
@pettytoni19556 ай бұрын
I was in VF-124 at NAS Miramar.
@braddblk6 ай бұрын
USS Ranger VA-165@Whidbey Is
@ronnieam336 ай бұрын
@@pettytoni1955 Gunfighters!
@lilybay12 ай бұрын
VA-93, NAS Lemoore. Back in the day, 65
@thapelotatedi-qk9ko10 ай бұрын
The marine joke's had me in tears ☠️😂☠️
@flight2k55 ай бұрын
I agree like how they think they’re the first in 😂😂😂
@c4hotel65 ай бұрын
Marine. Fuck yeah
@HaitianBlue2 ай бұрын
God bless the Naval Infantry!!!
@johncharles2357Ай бұрын
@@flight2k5 Aren't they the first?
@flight2k5Ай бұрын
@@johncharles2357 nope never
@MrVante24710 ай бұрын
Gary is spot on. I was a Corpsman for 5 years, Camp Pendleton, CA. I laughed so harrrrrd 😂
@jacobmartin944610 ай бұрын
Artillery in Las Pulgas in Camp Pendleton
@spacedoctorkai7 ай бұрын
Corpsman Up!
@trennedyblair836 Жыл бұрын
Happy Veterans Day Gary Owen Thank You For Your Service
@nisaroberts9059 Жыл бұрын
Happy Veterans Day Gary we ❤ U and thank U for your Service God bless U. 😊
@johnduffy65468 ай бұрын
Anchors aweigh...LMAO
@dolphinschild6210 ай бұрын
Omg Gary, Navy Vet here. Love, love, love it.
@impacking10 ай бұрын
You brought back some good memories of my time at Lackland Gary. I was there for Basic and then stayed there for the SP academy. I had my first taste of Texas brisket during that time. 👍🏾
@jamesthomas792810 ай бұрын
My parents threw me into the military saying 'See what you can do with this one'. Well they did a great job and made my life hell and then heaven as I learned how to behave, how to unlearn stuff I'd been taught and how to be a success. Everyone should have spell at it and learn that being a YT influencer or Only Fan is not life.... it's horrible
@johnallen7367Ай бұрын
Im Australian, 64. My mother drove me to defence recruiting when i was 17. "Get out, get a job". Best thing she ever did for me. I joined the airforce. 7 years as an aircraft tech on P3 orions, 6 years as tactical aircrew on P3 orions. Loved it. Still miss it.
@Muziqman4life110 ай бұрын
Thank you for your service Shipmate. Go Navy!!!!
@jocelynnowen307810 ай бұрын
Ditto
@danseitsinger67375 ай бұрын
GO NAVY!!! '76-'79 Pearl Harbor all 3 years, 11 months!! Loved every single minute of it!
@verniceriggs9300 Жыл бұрын
Thank you for your service.
@pdlister6 ай бұрын
My first year in the Navy, I was making $99/month. I got a check for $38 every other Thursday. I was 17. I'm 77 now, and from that day to this, I've never been as financially independent as I was in those days. I went three years without owning civvies. Good days.
@glennrishton56796 ай бұрын
1970 I think that was my first monthly pay too. Got out an an E 4 over four making about $512 a month
@stanwolenski95415 ай бұрын
@@glennrishton5679The most I ever made was in the early part of 1971 when I was stationed in a certain Southeast Asian nation that was engaged in a civil war. As a E-5 wife 2 kids, pro pay and everything else came out to around $550 a month, we were paid monthly.
@stanwolenski95415 ай бұрын
Thanks for enlisting, based on your age it was during the Vietnam war, you could have avoided military service but didn’t. My guess is you also didn’t have the same family responsibilities at 17 that you had after your service.
@glennrishton56795 ай бұрын
@@stanwolenski9541 In my case unlikely I'd have avoided Vietnam as about 4 days after getting sworn in the Navy I got my orders for induction into the Army....drafted.
@stanwolenski95415 ай бұрын
@@glennrishton5679 I actually enlisted after receiving my “Greetings from the president of the United States”. Got what I describe as a blue light special which allowed me to enlist for 3 years with a 1 year guarantee choice of duty station. Normally that M.O.S. required a 4 year enlistment with a two year choice of duty station. Part way into my enlistment I changed my M.O.S. But stayed stateside except for the short time in the RVN. As an E-5 I with base pay, pro pay, dependents , hazardous duty , and everything else it was about $500 per month. On the bright side when overseas there was no income tax, one would have thought that would be an incentive to stay longer. Hint, it wasn’t.
@Scotsman_on_the_Road2 ай бұрын
I loved San Antonio,,,80 days riding around USA Crockets Bar was awesome! Proud of veterans,
@sandovalperry28956 ай бұрын
They gave you the answer! I was an instructor in AIT, we would tell the students “you may see this again” and stomp our boot three times. It never failed that someone would miss the question and want to argue. We would go over the test at the end of the day on Friday. We would tell the students that since PVT Smith had a question we will stay until he’s satisfied. It was amazing how quickly PVT Smith’s was convinced by his classmates.
@michelecherek539211 ай бұрын
Thank you for serving our country, Gary!!!💖💖💖💖
@torrisali2082 Жыл бұрын
Thank You For Your Service Gary Owen.
@Nvable10 ай бұрын
I knew a guy on Fort Carson that tried out for the Army wrestling team. He was apparently state champion before. He tried out and came back. He said he had is ass handed to him.
@gilzavala97396 ай бұрын
I wrestled for the Army back in 96, back when we were at Ft Benning before we had the team move to Carson. The current wrestling coach for the Army, Shon Lewis, was one of my wrestling partners. Our program is basically an Olympic training program, and we wrestle against NCAA teams all the time as well as international tournaments. Hometown heroes aren't always the ones that succeed as you get all sorts of wrestlers that come to tryouts. During my tryouts we had 160 people try out and after about 30-45 days you end up with about 30-40 wrestlers, and you have to know/learn Greco Roman and freestyle. It's a meat grinder. I wrestled in the 52kg category and wrestled dozens of NCAA wrestlers, foreign opponents. I was ranked # 3 in the US for Greco, and I placed 3rd in the Olympic trials in 96 but failed to place in the team tournament. It was a great time on the team, and saw a few friends make it and place in the Olympics. Hats off to your friend for trying and giving his best, but there's always someone out there who's better than you so train hard.
@JamesByrd-jk6ol2 ай бұрын
When I was stationed at Carson, they had Olympic trials and a bunch of my friends that wrestled too in college asked me to go try out. I bought a coke and watched them get twisted into pretzels lol. Not sure it humbled many but it was a fun Saturday.
@Nvable2 ай бұрын
@@JamesByrd-jk6ol 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@nitacollins9543 Жыл бұрын
I’m a military vet also! US Army 🎉🎉🎉 THANKS FOR YOUR SERVICE Mr.Owen👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽
@jkjenkins336 ай бұрын
Brings back memories. I love our military servicemembers.
@gunndish11 ай бұрын
Good stuff Gary! When I enlisted in the Navy ... they had just given the military a gi-huge-ic pay raise ... $288 a month ... (before taxes). I thought I was shittin' in tall cotton!!!
@jackturner21410 ай бұрын
Half the reason I went to Annapolis was because we got a room, meals, clothes, and a paycheck; when admissions told me we got all that, and didn't pay tuition, AND we got pay on top of it, I didn't ask any further questions! I thought I had beat the system until I showed up for Plebe Summer and it was suddenly like "ooooh..." so maybe I wasn't as smart at 17 as I thought I was! 🤣
@gunndish10 ай бұрын
@@jackturner214 ... not to mention, a Bachelor's degree (at least) from one of the better Engineering schools in the country!
@jackturner21410 ай бұрын
@@gunndish And that BS has been one of the most valuable things I got coming out of Annapolis because it led directly to my second career. The pay that I was so focused on as a kid turned out to only have minimum impact in the end. Like I said, maybe I wasn't as smart at 17 as I am now almost four decades later, but then again, who really is?
@gunndish10 ай бұрын
@@jackturner214 Amen brother! I think life works on a curve ... you gain knowledge and sense as you mature ... then once you hit your 70's ... you approach the downhill side. (I'm damned near there) ... but, it's been one helluva good ride. All the best to you and yours in this new year.
@jackturner21410 ай бұрын
@@gunndish And a happy new year to you and yours, shipmate. Fly Navy!
@wrongfullyaccused71396 ай бұрын
My first paycheck in the military was $325.00. Loved it.
@michaelchristensen54216 ай бұрын
Mine was $319
@christopherhernandez84465 ай бұрын
Mine was $300 with jump pay. Jump pay was 110
@danseitsinger67375 ай бұрын
I made $352 a month and I thought it was a lot of money back then! 1976.
@TheDevilsquid11 ай бұрын
Damn! I remember those Tijuana runs to/from Pendleton with 3 white Marines and my Mexican/Navy ass driving with a mint in my mouth to hide the liquor breath . Good times!
@LoganFujikawa2 ай бұрын
Hell ya doc
@4catsnow11 ай бұрын
Army....67-70. Signed out at the admin building at main post...6 of us lined up in front of some warrant officer to give us our paperwork...Guy at the head of line turned around to look at us and said "We're still breathin'......wow"....
@pettytoni19556 ай бұрын
Amen!
@4catsnow6 ай бұрын
@@pettytoni1955 Remember is like is was yesterday...And the next time I put on a set of fatigues...Ho Chi Minh will be second in command at the VA...
@stepbino2321Ай бұрын
Was in for 20 years and now getting paid for 25 years retired lol.... getting paid longer than I was in. Gotta love it. Just can't believe it was 45 years ago I entered the navy. Seems like yesterday and I had an awesome time! Traveled the world and met amazing people!
@gilzavala97396 ай бұрын
I wrestled for the Army back in 96, back when we were at Ft Benning before we had the team move to Carson. The current wrestling coach for the Army, Shon Lewis, was one of my wrestling partners. Our program is basically an Olympic training program, and we wrestle against NCAA teams all the time as well as international tournaments. Hometown heroes aren't always the ones that succeed as you get all sorts of wrestlers that come to tryouts. During my tryouts we had 160 people try out and after about 30-45 days you end up with about 30-40 wrestlers, and you have to know/learn Greco Roman and freestyle. It's a meat grinder. I wrestled in the 52kg category and wrestled dozens of NCAA wrestlers, foreign opponents. I was ranked # 3 in the US for Greco, and I placed 3rd in the Olympic trials in 96 but failed to place in the team tournament. It was a great time on the team, and saw a few friends make it and place in the Olympics.
@andygreer863610 ай бұрын
I was in the army and the navy. He’s right about recruiting. The Navy was the most honest. 😂😂
@quikdraw52036 ай бұрын
Same!
@stephanieharries774611 ай бұрын
He is so right I'm a female who graduated boot camp he's a little bit before my time yet I remember hearing these hit song or at least I can think of one hit song they're reminded me of the Cadence at Buchamp and I realized they were doing it after they hit song it's true......😊😊😊😊😊😊
@kennethdarby89416 ай бұрын
Nice: Signed: One of The Few and Proud.
@MasteredMirages Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂 all seriousness aside this is what comedy is about
@WildWildWest83 Жыл бұрын
Too funny. Thanks for serving G. 🇺🇲
@deannaervin14776 ай бұрын
Thank you for your service Gary God bless you
@michaelmarks8954 Жыл бұрын
My pay was less than $150.00 a month with a $50.00 monthly allotment to my Mom. 🇺🇸🇨🇦🇺🇸 Enjoyed this video.
@braddblk6 ай бұрын
Finally!!, someone here that makes me feel rich, $288.00 a month. When he said 24,000 I made about 2,400 my first year.
@caru325729 күн бұрын
When did you join? 19ages ago?😂😂😂😂😂😂
@cyndigirl41810 ай бұрын
So I must admit that I was not familiar with you until I heard Katt Williams mention you on Club Shay Shay. I looked you up to check out your videos, and I'm so glad that I did, dude! You are hilarious! I've been missing out! You have a new subscriber, and I hope that I can catch one of your live shows soon! 😂😂😂❤❤❤
@fmlmarc9 ай бұрын
Everything is absolutely true, I had very similar experiences in my time in the Navy.
@jaxonboys336610 ай бұрын
A dadgum sailor named Gary Owen. "If you aint Cav, you aint Sh!t". Good bit man, funny.😅
@Libertas4Ever Жыл бұрын
Ohmygod I freaking love this dude 😂😂😂
@MrWaterbugdesign10 ай бұрын
Yeah, I was driving back on base at Cory Station Pensacola after out drinking with the boys. Gate SP guard was grilling me about a report of someone driving on officer housing yards. I denied, denied, denied. They let me on base. When I parked and got out I saw there was a huge bush stuck under my car and hanging out in clear view of the SP. Yeah, I'd been doing donuts in officer yards, but they let me thru. Guess too much paperwork.
@cccantrell2710 ай бұрын
as former army enlisted I laughed way to hard at this shit.
@SabiaCDO11 ай бұрын
If all military were about cracking jokes, the world would've been way better. Imagine: "We are going in tonight, gear up!". - "But sir, my in-laws are at home!".
@jocelynnowen307810 ай бұрын
This proves the Navy is the smart(ass) branch. 😀
@PahzWatchesYouTube5 ай бұрын
The first four years that my husband was in the Army, we got paid once a month. The split pay came as a big surprise when he was off in Desert Storm. And the recruiter lied to us too. Both of our dads were career soldiers. That recruiter in North Carolina was telling me how beautiful Kansas was and how much we would love it. I replied: "I left Alaska to come here. And you're telling me that KANSAS is somehow more beautiful than Alaska and North Carolina? C'mon... really?" The fact we both kept telling him our dads were career soldiers (and my father-in-law was still active duty!) did not change his BS script. (after four and a half years in the dirt brown Kansas, we got sent to Savannah, Georgia- which was beautiful!).
@Familyman247-9 ай бұрын
He ain’t lying. The brothers were competing for the record deal in navy boot camp lol!
@mermaidmelucig10 ай бұрын
LOL!! ❤Gary, you are hilarious! Thank you for great laughs 💐
@Eats19874 ай бұрын
Bro, my first job was at McDonald's, making 5.35 an hour. My first check was for about 91 dollars... I told my girl you ain't gotta worry bout nothing. I got it. 😂 You couldn't tell me i wasn't rich. I was 16 years old. Swore that was it, i was about to rule the whole world 😂😂😂
@blameyourmamma10 ай бұрын
That knife hand is on point.
@ThePatrickakes10 ай бұрын
This dude's name is Gary Owen... should have been a CAV Scout and gotten assigned to the 7th CAV.
@Dr.Zoidberg08710 ай бұрын
😂 right.
@pettytoni19556 ай бұрын
Absolutely! 🎶🎶🎶
@wesleythomas61946 ай бұрын
I was stationed there on one of my two tours to korea!
@robertbice5296 ай бұрын
Dayumm right 😎
@GUn3ak5 ай бұрын
OOF 💯
@WdyWP11 ай бұрын
I can confirm there is truth to this story happening in the service. I can recal these types of stories at bases where I was stationed.
@braised4410 ай бұрын
Gary Owen... Gary Owen...Gary Owen!
@4BearWarrior22 күн бұрын
Served from 76-80 U.S. Army 2nd Infantry Division Ft. Lewis Washington and loved it. Sometimes I want to move back up that way.
@eschus20575 ай бұрын
Saw this guy on a cruise had me in stitches
@MartyMarr21 Жыл бұрын
My army sister in law swore she was going to be rich 😂 talking about buying her husband a new car, getting an apartment while basically being a single mother of two who is asking for money every other day 😂😂 she’s also no higher than an E3.
@bigbrother953120 күн бұрын
$142. I was rolling.
@egyptianprincess2560 Жыл бұрын
THANKS BRO !!
@rockyrocamontes897211 ай бұрын
Bruh, I was born at Wilford Hall on Lackland AFB. Base Housing was awesome.
@mkvv568710 ай бұрын
I remember that name! I never found out who Wilford was.
@linett059110 ай бұрын
He is not only talented but attractive ❤
@RollerSkatinActor6 ай бұрын
I joined the Navy to sing. There are 2 groups that travel the world and sing and they're called the Sea Chanters. When I got to classification and told the dude that I'm here to sing he looked at me and laughed and said Son you better pick something from this list that included submarine technician, and some other stuff that was mildly interesting. One choice was a Corpsman. I said what's that? he said a corpsman provides medical care, essentially you do more than a registered nurse. Now I couldn't even stand the sight of blood, but one thing I found out is that 90% of the Corps School attendance across the street at A school in the Great Lakes were females so I said sign me up for the Corpsman. I couldn't even stand the sight of blood. Then after A school was over, they split our class in half and say this side of the room is going with the Marines to provide medical care on the front lines and this other side is going on ships and Naval hospitals. I was like what? I joined the Navy not the Marines. But let me tell you something, I ended up getting my RN working for the VA for my entire career and to this day it was the best decision my father ever made.
@minervagalvez59374 ай бұрын
GOOD TIMES@THE NAVY TRAINING CENTER IN S.D.!!! LMAOOOO!!!!!
@aviswright386910 ай бұрын
Gary is hilarious! 😅😂😂
@BIGTONEonline10 ай бұрын
Had me cracking up!
@handimanjay664210 ай бұрын
Best decision I ever made. Enlisted in 77’ retired in 97’. My medical has been covered. I get $1500 a month and should get another $1500 from social security. Bonus: My wife retired in 98’. We ain’t rich but we ain’t poor.
@scottg558810 ай бұрын
Don't count on that Social Security just yet. They're gonna hit you with a "Windfall" reduction. Basically they say that your military retirement is a windfall so you don't "need" your full SS benefit. So watch your blood pressure for that one.
@navypolice5510 ай бұрын
As a fellow MA, aka a navy cop the first part is 100% correct
@pdlister2 ай бұрын
I'm so old, I remember when Master at Arms was a collateral duty.
@xX__Y-E-E-T__Xx11 ай бұрын
The accuracy of this 😂 #squidlife
@donaldgrantham5236 Жыл бұрын
My first pay check in the Army was$50 for the month!
@jocelynnowen307810 ай бұрын
Thank you for leading the way Army
@donniebell788710 ай бұрын
Fort sam huston was the wildest time i spent in the service.
@safetymikeengland5 ай бұрын
LOL - I think this guy may be the funniest stand-up I've seen in a long time! Consider me a fan.
@ericankney595710 ай бұрын
WAY more accurate than you'd imagine... I was working the gate one night, and a guy rolls up to the gate at 10 and 2.... Oh no..... He rolls down the window to show me his ID, and it smelled like the mens room at the bar..... Oh no..... I said to him " I'm about to ask you a question, and I want you to listen real close, cause I'm gonna ask you how much you've had to drink. If you say 1 beer, I'm gonna call for a breathalyzer, and if you say 3, I'm probably going to just give you the DUI, so remember, the correct answer is 2 beers, do you understand?" He says yes... I take a breath, and ask, how much have you had to drink.... I could see the gears turning, and I already knew we were both screwed..... He smiles and says, I didn't have any beers, cause we were doing shots all night!.... I turn and see my relief standing there, so I turn around, hand him the guys ID, and say the guy needs directions to the airport, and I walked away..... I thought he was gonna be mad at me forever, but when I saw him later, he thanked me, it was raining all day, and he had to go in the process the guy.
@rubencervantes347711 ай бұрын
I didn’t know TOMMY left GHOST for comedy 😂😂😂😂
@justinhumphrey15169 ай бұрын
😂😂😂 They look nothing alike though.
@crazy4dariver10 ай бұрын
Lackland, Nov 1980. Then they sent me to the jewel of the USAF, Chanute AFB Rantoul Illinois. I seriously questioned my decision about joining.
@lindathornton6607 Жыл бұрын
Hey Gary Thanks for your Service. I to was in the Navy.
@riddlerinc6291 Жыл бұрын
Happy Veterans Day brotha 😂
@littlemusiqbox10 ай бұрын
Everything you earn goes to the retirement house!
@fubar763100210 ай бұрын
Getting a record deal in basic!!! 😅😅😅
@KnawedOne6 ай бұрын
The welcome home was hysterical!
@slamdunktiger11 ай бұрын
Rhys Darby also has great military comedy too if you like these
@scottg558810 ай бұрын
Trust me it isn't just the Army recruiters that lie. Our Air Force recruiter told a football jock friend of mine he could play football for the AF. After basic when they told him he was gonna be a fuel truck driver he immediately requested a discharge. And got it. Few guys know it but if you haven't been in for more than six months you can pretty much just say you changed your mind.
@jacobmartin944610 ай бұрын
Weak
@pdlister2 ай бұрын
Only if you got it in writing. Few guys know it but if you haven't been in for more than six months, you will pretty much believe that sea story.
@scottg55882 ай бұрын
@@pdlister I don't know about the Navy but I saw it happen several times in the Air Force. Admittedly this was over 40 years ago...
@christopherhernandez84465 ай бұрын
The army recruiter told me I could join the Old Guard. I had to be at least 6 ft. I'm barely 5' 7". He kept saying I still could. 😂
@therealdyl10995 ай бұрын
As a FORMER irresponsible drinker in the Corps, remembering all the times going through the gate and the ONLY moment of clarity I have from the night is me showing my CAC to the guard and saying nothing but “rah” (and yes it’s lowercased for a reason 😂) and the next thing I know I’m driving off and wake up in my barracks room…I know it’s not right but either those guards the at least 13 times that happened were looking out for me, or Chesty Puller was, the world may never know.
@sissy450611 ай бұрын
Oh shit I laughed so hard.
@droopy02666 ай бұрын
I was a medic in the army. Also cadence station at Fort Sam Houston brought back some good memories listening to ya.
@gothamcityarcade Жыл бұрын
Thank you for your Gary! #SSGtaylor #army
@jeffreyr0berts2272 ай бұрын
Amazing!!! Love it!!!
@kennethfox86025 ай бұрын
See a Marine jump on the grenade, A SEAL just picks it up and throws it back.
@larrystowers310710 ай бұрын
Funny, but what really makes it funny is that everything he said was true. Lol!
@larrystowers310710 ай бұрын
Retired Army by the way
@silverandblk7510 ай бұрын
Retired USAF SP/SF this is spot on hilarious.
@vincemarshall95205 ай бұрын
Pretty funny. Active duty Navy 1982-1993. Bootcamp in San Dog. This guy is spot on!
@Renee-is-love Жыл бұрын
Thank you for your service
@cursedhickoryactual2 ай бұрын
❤ absolutely love ❤️ yoyr comedy. I bet you were one funny cop 👮♂️
@CallistusAkunaeziri6 ай бұрын
Gary your dope man! Damn this guys funny as hell😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@rileydj876410 ай бұрын
All so true, even in 1970 when I joined. But pay was $75 every two weeks.
@upnywhiteb10 ай бұрын
The Navy was better before having so many MA's. Five years active in the 70's and I only saw duty MA's that only did that on duty days. When you make it a rate and that is all they have to do, then you have professional ball-busters.
@GTGibbs6 ай бұрын
Very funny thanks Shipmate.
@kurtschwaninger4737 ай бұрын
I did that drive back from Tijuana to base in the 80’s more times than I can remember 😅
@jessiewinegeart38982 ай бұрын
1976 E5 (PO2) base pay was $558.30/mo. Sea pay was $16.00/mo. CMA was $9.00/mo but it went down to $7.20 the following year. So, the average E5, single, at sea was making about $590.50/mo. If you were Aviation or Sub crew you made an additional $50-80/month for a whopping grand total of $7086.00/yr. Aviation and sub crews a few hundred more. The current base pay for an E5 over 4 is $3365/mo. It’s a well deserved and long overdue increase.