The Starbucks Abductor

[@voidmayonnaise]

How does he have TP stuck to his shoe *before* going to the bathroom? Truly a time traveler.

[@sideshow8o872]

I was wondering how GSE didnt pick up on that

[@derekandjo75]

LOL

[@Rich-Gordon]

Lmao hell yeah!!!

[@Tom-ok2rh]

Looks like a napkin to me🤔

[@killerr721]

Even the universe knew he was a piece of shit

[@justinmcconnell7886]

I like the casual “what up Greg” while busting this guy out. 😂

[@AnyColorYouLikeBro]

That was to let the dude know he had backup. Might not have even been Greg

[@gabrielleelliott500]

😂

[@princequestly2218]

@@AnyColorYouLikeBro that’s exactly what he did. Greg actually looked at him confused. I wonder if he even knew him. 😂😂😂

[@eggjones6039]

Lmao I was walking in an it was late i had no clue what is going on 😂

[@adirall]

@@eggjones6039lol!

[@rocknjock872]

It is so cool you guys can stop individual gas pumps like that. Such a great tool when someone steals.

[@TheBuri00]

The math session graphics and music at 1:45 😂

[@Beatslager]

[@joefair9672]

Winner of the 2023 Never had a job ever, silly clown hair contest !!! 10/10 !!!

[@N8tiveBaller22]

When he heard “police” he was ready to run 😂. You know he had warrants.

[@robertlee4172]

He doesn't walk away from $40 bucks worth of gas over a $4 dollar bottle of frappucino.

[@MrWaifuTaker]

I love the deer-in-headlights stare they always give when confronted.

[@k.s.3653]

I dont think thats the look of someone who just got caught, its just looks like nothing is going on in his brain behind those eyes

[@NowhereMan7]

Noone will ever beat that one lady outside her car. I dont know how to reference it but if you know, you know. I think she had a partner with her. She was SUPER stuck in head lights, her mind just scrambling, it was so entertaining seeing which facial expression she was going for but she could settle on one.

[@Naltddesha]

@@k.s.3653 that nigga was just stoned

[@thelunchlady8276]

@@NowhereMan7 Who is Noone and why are they beating up ladies outside their cars?

[@carolesmith4864]

That look is the only look he has. Like dead eyes.

[@Ginnetix]

I thought you were gonna deduct the cost of the coffee from his gas. lol. That would've been hilarious.

[@lovettewilliams4114]

Me too 😅

[@CastorTroyMC]

He shoulda done that

[@Jimmy-yh1qq]

Theif: yOu gOt mE FuCkEd uP

[@toolondaboards]

I had the same thought! LMAO.

[@Borderlinevampire]

I wish you could but you can't. I work at a gas station and in order to prevent theft whenever a customer uses a credit/debit card to prepay for gas anything that isn't pumped gets automatically refunded onto their card.

[@MrJals11]

I'll never understand people having 200$ shoes on but end up stealing a 5$ drink lmao

[@bizcochodulce]

Woow! Biden is doing a great job. The last time i visited USA, 80 USD for a pair of shoes was really too much.

[@vantheanimeman1855]

Right 😂 he must’ve thought, buy 3 drinks get one free

[@gitboy314]

They will steal what they can.

[@latinaparfait]

Because shoes are considered drip to the brothas of a culah, if you ain't got that drip you a brokie.

[@JiffGaming]

@@latinaparfait Drip, bitches, and bread is the most important thing to a basketball American.

[@DecayLegacy]

Dudes love looking like they're rich, wearing expensive shoes and shit, but then they're stealing a $3 drink lmao

[@pastoryoda2789]

Lmaooooo

[@leeanaperez3738]

100% facts

[@joshua1935]

Guy looks like a bum.

[@blockthewind8544]

All they care about is materialism.

[@LegacyFarmandHomestead]

This is 2023, that drink is at least $4.50

[@gd1669]

That dude definitely has a warrant the way he left 😆

[@posheditor]

😂

[@johne1986]

lol thought the same exact thing

[@gabrielleelliott500]

😂😂

[@bubba99009]

He also probably has a couple rocks left in his pocket from what he already smoked up earlier.

[@sweptapostle2473]

He looks like that psycho that ran into those people on Christmas eve

[@robertsides3626]

I am growing increasingly concerned that 90% of the things you purchase from a gas station has been at one point in some strangers pants.

[@djtaitai]

Thank goodness Greg popped in just in time for potential backup

[@the_white_al_borland]

Nah my dawg woulda handled that lil dude no problamo

[@supercoolpartydude3575]

Perfect example of a compulsive theft. Dude could afford all of that but just had to need the thrill of stealing.

[@timmiller1]

I think the calculator scene showed he couldn’t afford the final drink and also that quantity of gas.

[@OfficialDiffy]

I doubt he could've afforded that.

[@daniellee1722]

Stealing a starbucks he's ready for the x games!

[@Airon0727]

@@daniellee1722 i dont get it lol

[@HaHaVolva1599]

@@pkd.81 A Good trait at that cause he even left without his gas he payed for so he & the store is even now

[@tr984]

He looked so scared like he was bout to cry when he came back in the store 😂

[@Chris-q3t9x]

Hold up 2 Gatorades and a Body Armor for $5.86? That's a bargin and better price than here in Texas. Would at least be $7-8

[@NextLevelAutoDetail]

My thoughts exactly. 3 drinks for $5 is insane lol

[@ordinarypete]

here in Commifornia that woulda been $10.33

[@HeroOTime]

Yep. San Diego here, I got 2 body armors and a 1L of water for $11.00

[@TheCosta5000]

And he's stealing lol

[@HBEHIMSELF]

Sheesh 10$ for 3 drinks ?? Here in Georgia thats like 4.20

[@Tristanl1980]

Always amazes me the amount of situational awareness you have with those cameras.

[@blahblah7299]

It’s kinda creepy …for the gas station it’s not as bad but imagine this guy working a residential building which is way more boring …

[@tamaramadison7563]

Why are stealing a Frappichio ?????

[@damien1781]

You don’t have eyes I assume

[@Hollywood42081]

This might be the best channel I think I've ever come across. This guy is a genius

[@floridian_reptilian]

greg walks in like its a sitcom

[@sav-]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

[@jeffmcc93]

Just needs an applause track.

[@VeeOasis]

​@@jeffmcc93like its a guest appearance, "WOOOOOOO!!! *fast clapping that goes on for way too long*"

[@j.spaceman6669]

Old Greg.

[@kicksex]

Lmao the moment with the equations coming at the screen might be one of the funniest moments in gas station encounters history 😂

[@sageywavey]

Definitely made me lol

[@xMrsGontierx]

Dude it made me CRAAAACK up xD

[@quentinkaasa47]

Beetle juice, spell RED.

[@davonna5992]

I could not handle the anxiety I would get if I had this responsibility! Good on ya!

[@JulianJohnston919]

Being a cashier?

[@wastedtalent666]

​@@JulianJohnston919 No busting people

[@coreystenson2010]

I used to do overnight security in popular area. Homeless people all the time. Had to confront them. Some were cool but some could be unpredictable. Extremely unfulfilling and demoralizing experience.

[@filmsta5sixtoosie]

Defiantely not worth the pay

[@Brîndușa_D]

@filmsta Definitely.

[@lunckytunk]

He must’ve got confused by that “Grab-N-Go” sign by the delicious 1/4 meat with 3 slices of cheese sandwiches, made fresh daily!

[@dystopian..]

* made fresh daily

[@TdwtSierraFan123]

He's so dumb he probably thought it meant he could grab any item in the store and go without paying😂😂

[@lunckytunk]

@@dystopian.. LOL I forgot the whole line🤣

[@harrison777ify2]

Still can’t believe that video exists lmao

[@winendesertrose]

I only wish there were a Marathon gas station near us. The sandwiches at most gas stations and even the local Walgreens are pretty sad

[@TheBinaryRecoil]

Chirped his tires slamming the accellerator down, trying to outrun the internet. 😂

[@bree789-x8c]

He's probably on parole 😂

[@qyouwilber5734]

I loved the floating equations. Still laughing. Equation montage.

[@hamentaschen]

Much peace and love to you man! Thanks for all the entertainment you provide. I must say, I am always scared when you confront these idiots. Just... please be careful.

[@Robnord1]

True. Too many whackos these days. I'd recommend light body armor good enough for pistol rounds or a blade, plus I'd be packing a handgun. I'd hate to see us lose our talented host to an icepick through the heart or a 9 mm from a stolen handgun.

[@bmxhawaii]

This is the most underrated comment of the entire franchise.

[@Styphoryte]

@@Robnord1 Yes! Someone needs to start a GoFundMe for some kevlar and handguns for all employees of gas station encounters. Lmao.

[@bosnbruce5837]

@@Robnord1 Confronting idiots while packing - anyone can do that. He's packing years of experience of dealing with ppl. Bottom line, its his decision.

[@bevodee2078]

Would be cooler if he wore chain mail and steel armour ye olde style

[@jackblast5809]

Clerk: “ why are you playing dumb?” Thief: “what is you talking about?” He’s not playing.

[@oopscapslock3532]

guys got balls for confronting people all the time like this lol gotta respect it

[@jackskudlarek3138]

​@@EyeXombiereminds me of cart narcs. Guy sounds like a muppet but looks like a bouncer. Never judge the voice behind a camera.

[@bobbouchee1452]

Could only imagine stealing then having to go confront the clerk about gas LOL

[@Thatdudewiththedogs]

You know the SECOND it stopped working, his heart sank like, “fuuuuuck, did he catch me? He totally caught me…. Fuuuuuckk..” lol

[@northernaura]

That few secs of silence and stare before you exposed him got me laughing so hard 😩

[@kenny.2021]

5:53 I love the transition from the security camera to a phone camera

[@nickb2912]

I'd love to see a video where the police shows up and justice is served

[@firstlast8258]

Just us

[@staceygram5555]

In this day and age, they'd probably show up, arrest the clerk, and apologize to the young gentleman for being "oppressive racists".

[@coldarcticoasis]

You have to look for them but a couple of times the cops showed up in some videos

[@Metalborn710]

Police are less than useless.

[@NicMediaDesign]

​@@coldarcticoasis Got any title?

[@KingSilverTheNightWolf23]

There's nothing better than a fresh friendly baked Gas Station videos and he always makes our day or night even better keep it up

[@loe1234567890]

It's better when there's 1/4lb of meat

[@stan-oj7rz]

😋 1/4 lb of meat with starsbuck sounds really nice 😊 lol!!!

[@BobBob-i1s]

The absolute best 7 min video about someone lifting a Starbucks Frappuccino

[@Danny___Riot]

I can’t stop looking at the toilet paper stuck to his show 🤣

[@Ak47777-l]

Show deez nuts 😂

[@rowdyryano]

The ending announcement is so funny with the still shot photo of the perpetrator. Not knowing a homie of their’s watchs fav gas station 😂

[@fcukugimmeausername]

6:07 Meanwhile 'Greg' walks in with four stolen Red Bulls under his hat. 🤣

[@x619xDAYGOx1904]

you had me 🤣😭 with that stupid face expression as he looked into the phones camera @5:55 looked like he got some 💩on the back of his svu too 😆

[@katiesweet9437]

Took him long enough to discover the TP stuck to his shoe, AFTER he's walked around TWICE 😂

[@boosterboo_gaming8596]

Imagine going to prison and someone asks why ur in and u say cos I stole a vanilla ice Starbucks latte

[@Just_Smile-n2w]

I absolutely LOVED this one!! Not only did you bust him, but he left $39.55 behind…all for a $3 Starbucks drink 😂😂😂😂😂😂 Well done, sir! AND, you cleaned up his litter on the way out to bust him.

[@RobertoTheGreat]

Think it got refunded to his card since he didn't pump

[@Just_Smile-n2w]

@@RobertoTheGreat Too bad

[@johnkerber9578]

Coffee drinks keep getting more and more expensive.

[@MGCoin333]

​@@RobertoTheGreat it's prepaid already. It's not an authorisation at the pump. So no, it didn't refunded him.

[@beieber4life]

@@MGCoin333he says in the video that he’s going to refund him

[@skipmars7979]

His hoodie says it all. He's coming in to "BARROW".

[@farkanna]

omg😂😂😂😂

[@gabrielleelliott500]

😂😂😂 this video was the best one

[@MichelleBab-gy2yx]

The equation sequence is pure gold! Your voiceover commentary ☠️'s me everytime! 🤘

[@mercwear]

Always great to see a gse video! Hope your brother is doing well!

[@MikeTyson_II]

He was obviously not "playin' dumb". 😂🤣

[@gauge6513]

This narrator knows every square inch of the products and there placement. He's obviously been stocking that store for years. Gotta respect that.

[@landingtrouties]

The stranger things music while mathing was absolute gold.

[@thisburns]

I love how sarcastically serious his voice gets at the end of these videos 😂❤

[@jenniferglinski4675]

So glad I found this page. I needed a good laugh. Thank you

[@prett.foreignxx3709]

I think this is the funniest one yet😭😭.. he was calm asl😂😂😂

[@gabrielleelliott500]

It definitely the best one I gotta watch again

[@pettywaap6565]

The toilet paper he dragging around on his shoe….😂😂

[@Graam_LoL]

This guy can walk in wearing a $150 hoodie and $400 valentino belt, but he's out here stealing $4 Starbucks Frappes. It's a crazy world we live in.

[@frozenhouse5362]

This is why I'll never let someone borrow my car again. My ex let her brother drive my car and he ended up running from the police and tore my shit up. I was pissed asf, especially when I found out he tried hiding my car at a car wash

[@jonathanwynter4950]

Woudve been pissed I hope that’s the reason she’s your ex

[@gabrielleelliott500]

Wooow 😧

[@AnnihilatingKaos2012]

Why is it almost every time these lowlifes get caught, that’s when they offer to pay for it as if everything is just peachy now?

[@QuadriviumNumbers]

Well said!

[@Mambabwoy248]

I wanna go just to smile and let him no this content is PURE GOLD!! Show like this could’ve been on spike tv back in my day 😂 I’m 30 getting old

[@casham6239]

I loved that look in his eye. "Damnnnnnnnnnnn, I'm buuuuusted, but I gotta play it cool." Lmao!!!!

[@ForsakenGaming666]

I can tell you LOVE your job! So many awesome videos.

[@PynkNoir]

i was dead asf when he said " if you know this theif let him know that he has to turn himself in for STEALING a STARBUCKS FRAPPUCINO" LMFAOO ikyfl

[@zachgalante3577]

Love when Gregg rolls through

[@atranfanatic]

Props for having Chief Wahoo hanging on the wall! Never forget!

[@Jeremy-th5pt]

06:01 "Whassup Greg!" Lol.😂

[@yingle6027]

As Gandalf once said - "When T.P. stuck to the shoe, low be the I.Q." True story

[@phineasthegreat2402]

I swear this is one of the best channels on KZbin. I heard about y’all like 2 years ago. Never a disappointment. Love your content, incredibly hilarious commentary and funny noises. ❤

[@mav5718]

The toilet paper on his shoe tho 😂

[@StrawHatGuy_]

I would have just deducted double the cost of the Starbucks drink from the money he put towards the gas lol

[@Dr.Acula76]

Exactly what I thought

[@drewr9580]

That’s what we normally do lol

[@michaelc3977]

And that would be stealing.

[@marcuscreed3903]

@@michaelc3977 I mean not really. He just paid for the drink then.

[@marcuscreed3903]

@@michaelc3977 oh right. The "double" part.

[@tylerphilbrook2917]

I feel like a thief for being able to watch such great content for free

[@alpe6228]

This guy multitask skills are something,he literally has eyes everywhere lol.

[@rawwwrrr4024]

I hated to see her leave, but I loved watching her walk away.

[@gingercat7925]

Well said

[@snapmalloy5556]

No kidding...I kinda lost track after that

[@CALL0US.]

DEADASS 🍑👀

[@Swampyankeehomestead]

Thought I was the only pervert. Guess not!

[@nvi9904]

Bro she aint even all that you really gotta go talk to a real woman

[@ohsuzanna3223]

A dah-lish-ess…. Gatorade 😂😂😂😂 🧐 oh and the math equations… priceless!

[@chrissarvello6852]

A Kill Tony and Dave Portnoy plug in one video. This man knows how to show love. Love some funny af Kill Tony.

[@nickm4974]

Joe and Tony need to react to GSE! Jamie pull that up

[@Mr._Infamous]

That Frappuccino just cost him $39.55 and he left with no gasoline😂😂😂😂😂

[@jimh.412]

​@@armchairgeneralissimoHow do they know the gas wasn't pumped since he prepaid for it inside so that's all the credit card should know. 🤔

[@Fischjesicht]

The clerc said he gets refunded. So not really.

[@Handy2Handgun]

When I walk into a gas station I now hear you in my head as I look around stoned af

[@CodeRedDamax]

My favorite is when customers try to steal from my store and pay for gas in cash, so I just deduct the total of what they stole from their gas prepay, and they come in all confused 😂😂😂

[@bskee001]

I LOVE this channel so damn much and I wish I had the confidence this cashier has!

[@Kk74345]

So much awkward silence with this one 😭🤣

[@shemeikap]

Thx for all the entertaining vids Brandon. Keep up the great work 😊

[@paulwilliams5013]

Love the mathematics graphics....very funny! Fantastic stuff!

[@Spurdospaerde692]

I don't get it, what did trigonometric functions have to do with a shoplifting groid?

[@non-yesman7995]

That dude who walked in towards the end! What in the absolute heck did I witness?! 🤣🤣🤣

[@GameMasterpg]

It's a good thing the Second person in the store alone never steals while he's dealing with the first thief.

[@paulhb]

1. Equations were hilarious 2. I was hoping you would have said “Sup, Greg?” again when he popped up in the replay at the end. Masterful. One of the best ones yet.

[@josephjohnson1057]

“A delicious Starbucks Vanilla Frappuccino” love the subtle plugs!!

[@seinfan9]

The cops won't give two shits about petty theft. Guessing that was just to scare him off?

[@outlander2878]

Imagine never knowing what it means to be employed and put it in an honest day's work...

[@JohnDoe-ld8nr]

I heard the new Superman's kryptonite is an honest day's work.

[@Podus81]

He probably has a job and still steals shit

[@Bdai999]

Yea that cashier needs to get a real job

[@robertcampbellii9787]

Not talking about the guy who stole, but you do realize that there are actual people who are unable to work, right? Stop being ignorant

[@Sl33PY3Y3Z97]

I lost it when you said 5.86 and the equations started filling the screen lol

[@samirahthegoddess7319]

I hate that they steal but I LOVE it when they get caught😊

[@samjimenez]

It's in their DNA! 🤔

[@Rara-pr9wg]

His awareness is amazing

[@MrVande2]

I hope you carry. Confronting people you never know what might happen, especially at night.

[@Addeatt]

Yeah foreal. There will eventually be the 1 guy who truly doesn't give 2 f's

[@shawnpahl]

Seriously… Is a Starbucks worth dying over?

[@razorman65]

@@shawnpahl the thief ? ah yeah , why not foo ?

[@Nicky-hr1qz]

Especially negroes

[@MiamiCyclone]

Aint gotta carry when Greg always on time 😂

[@gman87x48]

Craig came into that gas station looking like a BOSS! 😂

[@mattsspelman1457]

The edit of him doing that maths was hilarious 😂

[@pyrotron5953]

Does your adrenaline ever start rushing during these encounters? It always does for me and makes my voice crack to the point where I can't even talk

[@leelsb46]

Dude yes! I work at a liquor store and when I have to confront thieves my heart starts RACING and I trip over my words along with the shaky voice 😂

[@pyrotron5953]

@@leelsb46 Have you found any way to control it!? I can't stand it because my hearts pounding so hard I can hardly breathe, I need to learn to change that, lol

[@tracfoneuber]

@@pyrotron5953 Need to work on your Clint Eastwood.

[@firstLast-jw7bm]

@@pyrotron5953 it's good that you get that feeling, because honestly this should not be done lightly you may lose your life trying to stop someone from stealing a $5 drink, so you should have that adrenaline to be prepared

[@gregnicholas26]

For your sharp observations, fast acting, and dedication, I hope you own a chain of your own gas stations one day!

[@pinebarrenpatriot8289]

The music and math equations that popped up when the shoplifter was paying that huge $5 dollar tab 🤣👍

[@wolfpack9958]

The Starbucks reparation rewards.

[@firstlast8258]

Go woke go broke

[@Ryan-ds2wx]

@@firstlast8258 The phrase is "Get Woke, Go Broke". I wish people would start using it correctly.

[@firstlast8258]

@@Ryan-ds2wx 🤓

[@dougfoster445]

😝 😊

[@subzjc]

@@Ryan-ds2wx really?

[@1solosoldier]

Now, thats a guy you can trust, being around your wife, wallet, and jewels!

[@airecraig4950]

Its the toilet paper stuck to his shoe for me 😂😂😂

[@toweringbub7660]

He looks so guilty it's hilarious

[@Training_Wheels]

I lay in a tub with my coffee and piss every 5 minutes 🛀

[@HaHaVolva1599]

He's innocent

[@bcl4177]

Ended up being the most expensive Starbucks drink ever

[@squeakysneakers6685]

People are taking that "Grab n Go" sign too literally. 🐭

[@lmao4227]

I could sense your hesitation in this one. You were a little scared lmao but it's ok 😅😂

[@WorkingOnRocks]

You dont know this content creator.. dude was NOT hesitating. He was waiting for the deadbeat to be honest.. but people are scum now a days :/

[@axelfoley20]

I know Starbucks is expensive but damn. That was probably the most expensive Frappuccino of all time.

[@bree789-x8c]

Come to Australia and you'll see real expensive 😂

[@marikahopgood8862]

It’s like 4 dollars

[@BlueSummers101]

@6:50 awesome Ric Flair impression XD