Gay Men Will Marry Your Girlfriends

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[@dianadoraen7864]

My favourite uncle's story: Two gays married two lesbians and lived in the same house to be together.That was a win-win in 80's.

[@cunningham-code]

This still happens a lot in countries where being out isn't accepted.

[@misterminutes4504]

This is some 10000 IQ shit I love it 😂

[@crunchybones3165]

oh damn that sounds great

[@Alicia0883]

my dream, but I'm not that lucky

[@Nic-co6ot]

That sounds like a good ide ngl

[@patrickxoconnor]

“....a motherf**king Quiche”

[@jeffcalandra1887]

with a set of humas made from scratch.

[@mexicanatlowesgaming5977]

ForeverFeel1ng I will keep posting if you keep deleting responses

[@Charlottestevenson88]

* keesh

[@aaronsmith1023]

"Do you even know the difference between hummus and babaganoush?!" Lol😂

[@ellapapandreou3533]

@@Charlottestevenson88 u mean quiche

[@LTheOnly1]

The dislikes are all of the guys who have had their girlfriends stolen

[@LargePotatoes]

By gay guys?

[@shnugglebugs5524]

Andy T yes, by gay guys.

[@Kaydee1245]

No its also all of the women Who laughed their heads off at them and thought i don't need any one of you

[@danielleisaacs6237]

@@Kaydee1245 dude. Idk if youre being serious but are you aware of satire?

[@justsomeguywholikeswater3566]

@@Kaydee1245 it's satire

[@andrewkent6402]

As a straight guy, I'm literally sitting here taking notes on how to be a better boyfriend.

[@stev2801]

My boyfriend did all of these things- He's my husband now

[@oliverdelica2289]

@@stev2801 cute 😊

[@AK-jt7kh]

Please do! Lol. Gay guys can tell you everything you need to know about how to attract girls 🤷‍♀️ they’re probably tired of us hitting on them though

[@Redacted_Ruler]

Ah yes I thought I was the only smart one

[@charlesbean7527]

Dude just listen to your girlfriend, go shopping with her, help her find clothes and make up. Now you might have to take a step back with makeup because it may look the same color but it's darker or lighter so you'll really have to look, make her breakfast every so often, if you aren't working yet like myself then clean the house, draw her a bath and wash her hair, learn how to paint nails so she can feel good after a long day at work, if she's still going through her cycle put a heating pad on the bed before she gets out of the bath that way she can feel good and less pain from cramps. You don't have to be the best cook in the world just read the instructions or call your mom or dad so you know how to cook for the night. When she starts complaining about work even if you want to do something different find a way to listen to her. It's simple, you treat her the way you promised, the way you wanted to when you first got together or whatever. There will be arguements but don't try to out do her in it or prove her wrong or whatever just focus on what she says bother her and fix it. There you go, that's how I kept my relationship going for almost 5 years, no excuses.

[@dropout]

Boom! Ohio ordered to recognize same-sex marriages.

[@Mrsmithst1]

I literally don't know how to make a quiche so I will continue to support gay marriage.

[@jwgregory1969]

Sheeples always think "good" until the over bearing all powerful government machine invokes executive power on something they love. Want to know what's next......just wait.

[@Mercgo]

Marry my wife..PLEASE#!

[@dohansamodro]

OOOOMMMMMGGGGGG can u look the orange one,I HAD A NIGHTMARE

[@ColtonPolitte]

I love this video. Its just grand.

[@hunterkiller1440]

I'm straight. When I get a girlfriend, I'm gonna learn from gay friends in how to become a better boyfriend.

[@xXabood4433xX]

sick

[@SanbaiSan]

Gay friends are like undercover agents giving you intelligence from deep in Female Territory. Wow, that kinda reads like I'm talking about something else...

[@TheBlanewind13]

You are a smart guy, I give advices for my best friend who is straight, and the life is wonderful for him and his girlfriend ;)

[@CLPanda98]

SanbaiSan As a certified homosexual I can confirm this

[@gergototh7429]

NumericalDark Okay, well it is true that there are assholes, but not all of us are, and just get some first hand experience, maybe you are looking at the wrong side.We could see war torn places, starving, sick, dying people, and we could say that our world is hell and that living is suffering.And yeah maybe it is a litle extreme example, but i didn`t had anything else in mind, but I don`t want to force my views on you.Also if may I ask what is the name of the genre of music on your channel, I`m curious.

[@malbanakwaly2765]

As a straight guy, this sketch is phenomenal

[@BasicallyMatt]

You're not straight then, you're gay

[@zibzo7180]

@@BasicallyMatt No, you're just stupid.

[@gabrielbaumeister2498]

@@jeroencarpentier3365 and @zibzo you guys know it was meant sarcastically, don't you?

[@thelastskooma462]

Your sex has nothing to do with your opinion

[@hello_people5283]

@@thelastskooma462 exactly.

[@christophercoffey7055]

As someone who grew up in a very conservative household, I can tell you that this approach with humor is exactly how to change hearts and minds

[@whatever16jb17]

the only thing that could be better is “your daughters” not ur girlfriends because that’s how u win conservative men

[@gaigeschaal9070]

​@@whatever16jb17No, those nutjobs will just call them pedos if they said that

[@nateds7326]

This video: 2012 Gay marriage legalized: 2015 Clearly this isn’t a coincidence.

[@christopherforrester8803]

legalised in Scotland in 2014 where I'm from

[@gabecormier3541]

@@christopherforrester8803 Legalized in Canada in 2004 where I'm from... but whose keeping score, really?

[@graysonlester4107]

Legalized in Austria January 2019.

[@midnightsparkle3276]

Still fucking illegal in Poland, and not looking like it's about to change

[@clarkwilmerding4343]

Midnight Sparkle big oof

[@addictedtobroadway9350]

This is the most supportive/slightly threatening thing I have ever seen

[@zdavis9091]

Night Bro aThis is funny. What are you so triggered about. It doesn't threaten you. If you wan't them to be straight by not letting them marry, they gonna be straight, and you're gonna lose to the compitition.

[@kavijackson868]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂Yes yes yes

[@JackMarisKnight]

Night Bro I think that's only if you disagree with things that are morally correct, like civil rights, and equality. :) If you disagree on things that aren't of moral ground and are based on opinions, we will probably tolerate it. Just chillax, bruh. XD

[@dove3099]

Night Bro Actully I was called a bigot by the right side so I don't agree with you. See I'm acting like everyone is the fucking same. I hope it's relevant to your perspective now.

[@annagm8583]

Addicted to Broadway I’m in love with your profile pic bruh

[@Senior1650]

"Keep marriage between a man and a woman, and we will marry your girlfriends." Lesbians: same 👁👄👁

[@duranpredur1098]

Wait, what?

[@duranpredur1098]

@John Kimble If marriage is kept between a man and a woman, how can lesbian marry the girlfriends of straight men? Or the OP was implying that lesbians would marry the boyfriends of straight women.

[@Tenshi6Tantou6Rei]

@@Gaze73 The joke ====> you

[@Tenshi6Tantou6Rei]

@@Gaze73 This is not even remotely an argument, it's exaggeration for the sake of humor. Literally every idea is taken to the logical extreme because the idea of gay men marrying women in retaliation is as ridiculous if not more so as straight people refusing to allow same-sex marriage. so yeah, 100% missed the joke

[@lancemcclain1644]

some people on this thread cannot tell the difference between a joke, or a debate topic. Let me tell you guys something.... it’s a joke. lighten up a little.

[@noelno4688]

This is the best LGBTQ+ support video. I would give an award if I could.

[@fancymelon8824]

The gayters get it cause its like the oscars

[@jugemujugemugokonosurikire4735]

Wait till you see the lesbian version.

[@felicianavargas5611]

They are literally describing the perfect husband.

[@Desunooto]

Francis Glasco this is perfection

[@Mikeageles05]

That's who we are sis

[@lancemcclain1644]

@Gen X exACTLY

[@tommyawsm7132]

That’s the problem here

[@tj8870]

They are describing the guy a girl think she want until she realizes that's not what she want lol

[@daneroberts1996]

I love “when you’re girlfriend’s complaining about...hm...you”

[@ikhsanmaulana1949]

Facts tho

[@jgbs8710]

your*

[@shnugglebugs5524]

We could play her like an upright *base*

[@alfiyanisbored5766]

True

[@rockyhooks3372]

It’s funny cause we know it’s true that they complain about us 😂🤦🏼‍♂️

[@thenintenbro9193]

"Do you even know the difference between hummus and babaganoush?" Boy I didn't even know what babaganoush before googling it

[@Baltrian]

I still don't after googling it

[@luckygirl1111]

😂😂😂Syrian dishes hummus is made from beans with olive oil and babaganoush made from aubergine with olive oil.

[@zacheryjequinto7259]

You're a joke.

[@thenintenbro9193]

@@zacheryjequinto7259 wonder what you are then

[@thenintenbro9193]

@@zacheryjequinto7259 nobody's laughing bud

[@DXAB91]

As a gay man, they aren't wrong. 4 of my straight friends took my advice on these subjects minus the clothes and they are happily married. Working on number 5 for the perfect score

[@Dor_atar]

Did ya get it

[@DXAB91]

@Dor_atar 1 year married. Now only if I could join the married crowd lol

[@thesilentkiller3320]

​@@DXAB91can we get some tips plz...

[@DXAB91]

@thesilentkiller3320 biggest tip: communication. So many arguments can be addressed and headed off before they go into fights if people just sit down and listen to the others side. Also couples counseling is a good help as well. And remember big gestures are nice but it's the small constant things that truly build the relationship.

[@emilyhamilton4344]

Four years later and still one of the best videos on KZbin

[@Shhnek]

i completely agree ahaha

[@raaginibora4847]

you are now validated by trump. 🌚

[@clownontherun3449]

I love your minecraft video trump

[@Shhnek]

why? its a piece of shit lol

[@leeburger5461]

Make that five

[@chelseakitkatz]

"We're in it." That's fucking everything

[@wormisapunkrocker]

|-/

[@tylerjonhson2986]

I only liked this so I could be the 1000th like. the actual comment is quite dull.

[@laloniehyga2500]

||=//

[@haxicle5378]

there's an infestation in my mind's imagination i YOURE PROFILE PIC IS HOT

[@taylorknight5924]

ReB C.K. This entire video is everything 😂😂

[@misscurious9289]

And my officemates laughed when I told them I had a Gay ex boyfriend. They have no idea how wonderful it was. His still the best boyfriend I ever had.

[@abcdfu7071]

@@boringgaming5110 more like he loves her but as a friend

[@wisterwilson8774]

Same. Were still friends as well. Shit happens, whatever, still an amazing dude

[@misscurious9289]

@@boringgaming5110 we didn't really talked about sex,, I think he wants to but kinda shy to open up about it. I was his first girlfriend and very first relationship. But it's okay. His happy with his new boyfriend. And I do think they really are meant for each other. ☺️

[@misscurious9289]

@@wisterwilson8774 yeah 😭 distance and family got in the way 😢 so we just decided what's for the best for eve before the situation gets even more complicated. 😔

[@Rue747]

Awww :)

[@hashimzain9796]

On behalf of all straight men, thank you all gay men for reducing competition and helping us out.

[@lovemyself6441]

What about lesbian then??😂😂😂😂

[@darknessincarnate138]

Your welcome

[@femboyhooters7410]

You're welcome 🖤

[@jackwattson992]

@@lovemyself6441 ikr lesbians don't exist to these ppl smh

[@number1sleeper925]

@@jackwattson992 I hope your trolling.

[@tofupofu9111]

remember when this started a passive-aggressive war between gay men and straight men

[@anthonybowman3423]

Started? Did this video come out 2500 years ago?

[@tofupofu9111]

***** keyword is "remember when"

[@anthonybowman3423]

Hmmm.... oh wait. Is this comment referencing gay guys marrying straight guys girlfriends? I was thinking of the video itself. I'VE MADE A FOOL OF MYSELF! FAREWELL CRUEL WORLD, I CAN NO LONGER LIVE WITH THIS GUILT!

[@tofupofu9111]

***** no there was another comedy channel's video (i can't remember what it was) that was "Straight Men React To Gay Men Marrying Their Girlfriends" and then it just went downhill from there

[@anthonybowman3423]

ANOTHER MISUNDERSTANDING!? ALL MY GRAND STANDING BEFORE WAS ALSO MISINFORMED!? HOW WILL I LIVE WITH MYSELF!?! KILL ME NOW! PLEASE! On another note, was that a real thing that was happening? I wouldn't want to purposely break people up. That's not nice. Still, I guess I can understand the antagonism.

[@CDTheNinja]

Literally living their lives in spite... I can respect that.

[@ruecumbers]

Laughed too hard at this

[@solgato5186]

No spite needed; it's just practical.

[@TheNeverposts]

who are you... George Costanza?

[@acoroneos]

Carl Wa

[@arrestmenot]

Carl Warfs m

[@capture_diaries]

"We're the shoulder that your girlfriend cries on when she's complaining about...hmmph...YOU." The shade is real.

[@aldock5862]

i shivered

[@trcemalemretr]

So they give them a d*** , sorry a hand . Cuz of being "hidden" straights .

[@swampwaffle74]

I don’t think this was ever a college humor sketch. I think this was a PSA. Edit: this is not even that. It’s a threat.

[@ryno_8848]

It was a promise, not a threat

[@Jesse.with.no.i]

As a lesbian I’ve never felt more persuaded to marry a gay man 😂

[@mslightbulb]

I always thought, If my country ever becomes a far right dictatorship again, I will marry the gay guy so that we can both agree to not have sex and invite our boyfriend/girlfriend couples for dinner. Máster plan. “Stonks”

[@Jesse.with.no.i]

Arquidesis Studio I love that so much 😂

[@kingcrimsonrequiem2959]

Arquidesis Studio it’s an unbeatable plan

[@reanimationeas342]

@@mslightbulb that is a freaking genius idea

[@sorayaimperial]

@@mslightbulb 3 months too late but I've always thought this! As a lesbian, I also have a small thing for effeminate guys, I also know a gay guy who loves to crossdress and likes manly women like me, and likes to be the one taking it (as I like to be the one giving it)... we could even have sex and possibly enjoy it for the sake of the marriage's authenticity (I'm poly, my GF wouldn't mind xD). I'm also pretty sure that GF would score some old guy with money. I'm very okay with that.

[@boo9113]

honestly this is wayyy better than that buzzfeed

[@cannonnarmour6486]

Buzzfeed is always shit collegehumor will say #1

[@softhaven5388]

boo but like buzzfeed they stole this idea from a smaller KZbin channel. The unsolicited project

[@meghannebarbara3893]

my new catch phrase, "mother fucking keesh." and "fabulous Luke Skywalkers"

[@KizanTM]

Fabulous Luke Skywalker quote made me laugh so motherfuckin' hard mate.

[@pikimchu6806]

Quiche

[@chattersalad4171]

ITS QUICHE, I BET YOU'RE THE KIND OF PERSON WHO DOESN'T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN BABA GANOUSH AND HUMMUS.

[@itsjustmeVanessa]

I seriously say this all the time! lol XD

[@shereemcnatty1188]

wolftuber its quiche

[@liammaps2700]

I love this! Yo my best friend is gay and in rage of some bully, he hooked up with the dudes girlfriend. no sex, no naughty fun times, but it was enough to convince her to leave that bully for another dude.

[@Fartrell_Cluggins]

King Shit 👑

[@pinkpixels4499]

"you're a death star, and we are a bunch of fabulous Luke Skywalkers" Star wars episode IX: revenge of the gay best friends

[@wamboshomaryan8002]

This should totally be a movie

[@TheMystique29]

Still a better a story than star wars: rise of Skywalker

[@amadbunny7359]

Would totally watch that

[@dragonsaregreat1948]

I would pay to see that

[@esla1885]

Me a woman: "I see this as an absolute win!"

[@hat880]

Give us the gays😭😭❣❣❣❣

[@chillspace4572]

Well I'm gay ;-;

[@poojaindia]

Wish I could like this more than once!

[@natalydavidsmith3118]

Esla 188 ummm, excuse me but none of what they were talking about is exclusive to being gay. Buy these particular guys are very effeminate, and if your girlfriend marries a guy like this, she was a lesbian anyway.

[@squidysnaxx4633]

Nataly DavidSmith Threatened by the gay men in this satirical comedy sketch? Wait until you hear about bisexual men, they can share the same characteristics and they like girls too! 😳

[@christophergarcia4034]

Of course gays dress better what do you think they where doing in the closet all that time

[@nataljawells3761]

This is the single most stupid and funny thing I heave ever seen at 2am

[@selecta_ssbm]

+Natalja Wells-Dean take a joke

[@procrafter1175]

I wonder why it's a closet that straight people used. Why not a bathroom or a bed room, why the closet in particular?

[@bigraym6325]

Aye that was pretty good, I'll give you that one

[@Megu_Byte]

Kinda rude... But I died laughin

[@lukedguy1253]

being an active member of the LGBT community i remember before gay marraige was legalized. i mustve married at least 7 guys' girlfriends!

[@laobejanegra926]

🙌😆🙏🏻🌟

[@arnold1822]

As a straight guy this just motivates me to be as cool as these guys. Learning how to cook, dancing and dressing better are all in the works. Hot body is still a work in progress tho lmao

[@amanali9095]

same same..

[@danielleisaacs6237]

Yall are great

[@batz102]

They are actors they don't actually do that stuff

[@espadamt8839]

😂😂😂

[@unidrew4833]

How are you doing on those goals buddy?

[@imhoping4640]

Jokes on you! I don't have a girlfriend, *cries

[@MyNguyen-gv2ip]

Im Hoping Waifu Is better

[@Aiden_Reeves]

You don’t need a girlfriend you need waifu

[@kriteshghildiyal5506]

Bros 😭😭😭😭

[@CringyGamerz]

What an original comment

[@mgc9965]

2D>3D

[@yaminimathew6496]

That was the greatest gay marriage ad I have ever seen.

[@tamikasmitt8871]

Yamini Matthews Yes I agree and I am still against gay marriage

[@Kyle-gi4qf]

Yamini Matthews it was not an ad

[@tamikasmitt8871]

Mali Grigg because I believe man should be with woman and woman should be with man. So they can have children and repopulate the earth the way God intended. but you probably don't believe in God so this probably sounds crazy to you , right ?

[@ketus2980]

Tamika Smitt I believe there is a God and I don’t mind gay marriage. God wants all of His children to love one another and even though they’re the same gender doesn’t mean they still can’t love. By the way, when did God say gay people shouldn’t be together?

[@tamikasmitt8871]

IHazOreo no time for debate. Believe what you want. One love ✊

[@GamerJosh2611]

As a straight man, gay men have all of my respect and I truly aspire to be even half as incredible as them

[@cartergomez5390]

How about bisexual men?

[@GamerJosh2611]

@@cartergomez5390 They are Free and I respect them

[@danielgeorge7802]

Bless you lovely man

[@lizzy4827]

"Reassuring her she's not the crazy one" if only heterosexual men understood that this is what we wanna hear 😅

[@baagiibaagii2605]

Are you crazy?

[@Naxzgul]

Yeah, but it's not that we don't understand, it is that more often than not you ARE the crazy one. So instead of listening in awkward disagreement, and ultimately lying to you, we just try to dodge it all together.

[@helljoll478]

As a gay man, I just think the difference is that they just don't know what to say considering they tend to be more practical/in contact with the exterior rather than the "interior". That's it you can count on them for many others things.

[@mikeo5759]

WTF We're all crazy

[@ryuukatamura]

@@Naxzgul maybe don't date women you think are crazy.

[@robincoopmans617]

I love this. I’m a straight male and I love this. Teach me the way of the gay. Do it. Teach me how to quiche.

[@bef9612]

Its actually super easy! You can do it! I do mine without a recipe and it comes out great! Get a pre made crust, six eggs, cheddar cheese, spinach, milk and salt. Add bacon maybe? Pop it in the oven. If its your first time, consult a recipe online.

[@pinstripesuitandheels]

@@bef9612 Milk? I've never heard of that. Quiche Lorraine is usually eggs, cream, leeks, bacon and a grated hard cheese (I use Emmenthal). I also like broccoli and smoked salmon, goat cheese (instead of cream) and sun dried tomatoes... How does it work with the milk? Do you beat it in the eggs? I'd be afraid it with curdle but it does sound like a good idea for a lighter version.

[@bef9612]

@@pinstripesuitandheels Sounds delicious

[@danielleisaacs6237]

@@pinstripesuitandheels What? Youve never made scrambled eggs with milk before? Woman have you ever looked at milk before????

[@annaskov5723]

@@danielleisaacs6237 I think it's more that they usually call for cream instead of milk. Depending on the ratio of eggs to dairy, substituting milk for cream could prevent the quiche from setting.

[@yeahimaboatdock]

Watching this in 2017 Why is this not an actual commercial yet...?

[@adam-od7ow]

Marinna Albaradei cause it is not important

[@MelodyKairi]

GAY MARRIAGE?! UNIMPORTANT?!?!? PLEASE, EXPLAIN WHY PEOPLE WHO FIGHT AGAINST LGBT+ PEOPLE'S FREEDOM IS UNIMPORTANT.

[@adam-od7ow]

Melody - Kairi what are they protesting for?

[@shaylablissett2550]

Marinna Albaradei It really should be

[@a.b.7932]

Marinna Albaradei b/c gay marriage is legal in the US and in most western countries

[@michaelramirez5541]

I don't even have girlfriend and this still scares the crap out of me for how their lifestyle is what I can only wish for

[@blazetino5713]

IKR. I’m straight and single, but holy crap, these gay guys’ lifestyles are a lot better than my current one. Not to mention I’ve yet to get a first girlfriend. At the end, gay marriage was something I never had an issue with. I had schoolwork and that kind of thing to worry about. Edit: grammar

[@jillianbrodsky]

bi men and women: i see this as an absolute win

[@PaddySnuffles]

I'm ace and I'd totes be down for this too

[@adolphaselrah9506]

@@PaddySnuffles Me too

[@thefrustratedneetaspirant7777]

Yasss!!

[@ggt47]

Kay. Nice you acknowledge bisexual men exist.

[@cmac2256]

Exactly

[@Ragazar]

This is, to this day, still one of CH's best videos. And not because of the gay marriage issue, but because they manage to be hillarious and get an important message through without being preachy about it.

[@chrisbrowy929]

Layla O’polka but not at the time of this video...

[@jeremythompson1747]

Johan Sjöö Ferm But they were being preachy about it. 😂

[@alilweeb7684]

why is this here????

[@juliusmerlino2027]

I'm an ally and I'm actually threatened by this. I make my wife burnt toast every day. Every. day. I always seem to burn it.

[@kebbesan]

UltimateSocialist I find quiche easier to do that toast

[@juliusmerlino2027]

Kebbe San *slaps hands on forehead* OH GOD they’re commmmming!!!!!

[@brynejosava1499]

Are you kiddinnn? Do you really make toast for your wife? I woulda made a fucking quiche! **yeah, and honestly I cook a very good quiche**

[@juliusmerlino2027]

Bryne Josava yeah after this NOW I’m going to start making quiche! Now what is a quiche?

[@mariamiranda5508]

@@juliusmerlino2027 it's a savory tart

[@ameliemileva6459]

Ok where can I get a gay boyfriend

[@wowdogememe1541]

be a boy

[@ameliemileva6459]

I'll try thank you 👍

[@wowdogememe1541]

Doge Lord88 ok

[@luisdagatan5657]

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[@aragorn1780]

go for someone who's bi but has no problem being stereotypically flamboyant lol

[@shiv421kobra]

Best fucking argument ever

[@Dekeullan]

Blackmail.exe is not responding.

[@ThePomorimDourado]

You mean the worst.. So, what the video said is that if people are against man marrying man, these man will marry woman? (Stealing their woman, but that's the basic meaning) Wich is exactly what the people we are talking about want.. (kind of.. You get it..)

[@zero2o10]

I know right?

[@ImmaChiaotzu1]

Passive-agressiveness dialled to 11.

[@BettyAlexandriaPride]

Evie Morrison 😂 I'm gonna answer everything like that now.

[@mooelanairmansjah2397]

Dude it's already at 34, wait........ 69

[@anattempttomakecontent776]

First of all imma need you to bring that down to a 2-

[@stephenking5852]

Aggression*

[@aecides3203]

We gays are capable of passive aggression and bitchiness at a level only matched by women, who are largely on our side. Someday, this unholy alliance will be the key to enslaving straight men to grow our fabulous food and repair our fabulous homes, while we have fabulous co-parented sperm-donor babies with our best female friend. Or so I assume, people are always going on about the terrible "Gay Agenda" and "Feminist Agenda" and I don't know if I'm going to the wrong clubs or I just haven't renewed my Gay Card properly but...nobody's told me. Given the level of fear they both inspire I figured we had to be allied and guessed at that. Either way, if someone could please contact me with further details of our evil plot - I'm in.

[@d73w80]

10 years later, SCOTUS is now threatening to make gay marriage illegal once again. This video have once again become topical!

[@sampchavez]

No?

[@NathanHedglin]

You mean SCOTUS doesn't even know he is the President and busy sniffing girls hair

[@BigPimpGrant]

Jokes on you, I don't have a girlfriend.

[@hithere2551]

GGaming beacuse they already married her

[@bicyclesummer9284]

That joke is double edged haha

[@otaku3OBSESSION]

Well played

[@sane5575]

GGaming they either could marry your mother or older sister or even crush though 🌚

[@sane5575]

GGaming oh... Well that's idk how to explain that...

[@rachelkaye9119]

“And, no, we werent checking out that other girl” golden line!!

[@saysHotdogs]

Can I marry a gay man now

[@sammykhatiz461]

A GAY MAN IS NOT A HUSBAND! He will want to be bffs with you because he doesn't want you .... He wants a man. No problems with that its just the idea of gay with woman is dumb

[@sammykhatiz461]

WHAT KIND OF A SICK JOKE IS THIS? SOMEONE IS GETTING SUED

[@saysHotdogs]

BRING IT

[@cron205]

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[@sammykhatiz461]

Dear Miss Mande Peer, you have been called for a court hearing on 18/05/15 by Sammy Khatiz. Please appear at 16 Lot 7 cnr Cherrybrooke Rd and Stanford St for legal arrangements. The court hearing is to be in a private state for security reasons.

[@monsterhanna6691]

As a bisexual woman, I fucking loved this so much. 😂👏🌈

[@Aurum997]

This should be an actual political ad.

[@samppawest]

This is by far one of the funniest and most important videos about basic human rights ever made.

[@TheMichal080]

You have a terribly bad idea about basic human rights.

[@erinknight6621]

I agree with with this video mate Take that homophobic straights

[@MG-ks1qg]

While funny, it did make some pretty big generalizations. Not all gay guys are ripped, not all dress like that, and many gay guys find vaginas disgusting. I am pretty sure all of them are at least vers, if not total bottoms.

[@das8.kapitel260]

@@MG-ks1qg It uses chlichés to change the Point of chliché- Users. I think its very funny.

[@mariakara2419]

DaMihiMortem why tf do people like you even watch these vids

[@zacariah0761]

I recently got a girlfriend and now I feel threatened in ways I never would've thought of 😐 Edit: Update: She broke up with me 😞 ...Possibly to marry a gay man

[@nexo7181]

Sorry to hear that. What happend tho?

[@marleyscartoons5024]

Oh bro im sorry

[@catsclub12566]

😂🤣🤣🤣

[@joaquinmarsal2407]

Sorry bruh :(

[@shoddy1065]

F

[@natest.laurent1602]

oh wow. don't know why this throwback was in my feed, but it's still relevant years after marriage got legalized. and as a gay dude without perfect abs and who cannot make a quiche, it still brings a smile.

[@MrFelixBurns]

HA HA HA GAY MARRIAGE WILL NEVER BE LE... What? Its legal now?

[@gamercat9987]

+MrFelixBurns XD good one

[@obsidiankingdom1247]

Backfired.

[@evandugas7888]

+MrFelixBurns lol

[@dg2081]

+MrFelixBurns lol

[@homosexualitymydearwatson4109]

+Orla Taylor it's just a prank bro

[@justanothermum]

I would marry all those men. Not even gonna lie about it. The food stains on the guy's shorts....seen it....cleaned it....over it.

[@XcanaryinacoalmineX]

But you look a bit young Sally. :-P

[@justanothermum]

Isn't my son cuuuute though!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️ Couldn't resist using his face

[@katiewood2711]

^ This is actually such a cute post.

[@reiryghts639]

Hey, i see a good looking man right there, wait till he's old he's going to bring all type of women P.s are his eyes blue, they look blue

[@JinXMoon]

+Sally Anne its fukin' adorable

[@dropout]

[@Sahsa590]

Relevant. Funny article www.onenewsnow.com/perspectives/bryan-fischer/2015/06/26/scotus-blows-up-twin-towers-of-truth-and-righteousness#.VY2KzJgFCOg.twitter The only thing scary is that people believe that.

[@kristinellubumad8597]

Well gay don't like lady or are they too many weird things😂

[@HURRICANRANAS]

Kristine L Lubumad I don't understand broken English.

[@Biancapanzram]

jakob stasen Yeah, sure you did (eye roll)

[@dukelegend5056]

+Bianca Panzram you bitch

[@stephlevin6084]

What I don't get is when guys say "I'm okay with guys being gay as long as they don't hit on me" like dude I'm a straight girl and I would be flattered if other girls hit on me

[@CodeOssyria]

I'd be flattered if gay guys hit on me because no one else has :P

[@tamikasmitt8871]

Steph Levin you're weird

[@stephenkohnle8290]

I've been hit on by gay guys, it is flattering, even though I'm straight.

[@razzytack]

Usually the guys who say that are the ones who harrass women and call it flirting. They don't want someone else doing that to them

[@kdkritin4123]

Steph Levin im gay and if we compliment you,you better be flattetered cuz we are pick af.

[@Allochtha]

"we're in it." kills me everytime!! XD

[@Nicole-fx3ei]

Ashley Williams me too 😂

[@queenv3175]

Me too, totally !

[@MySpoot]

I once had my gay roommate take me clothes shopping to impress a girl. Worked 1000%!

[@jackwattson992]

I feel like lots of straight guys don't realize that we'll help them get with a girl, but they're just scared of us😐

[@arianasmoonlightbae4123]

@@jackwattson992 fr 💀

[@Thermait]

@@jackwattson992 it's not they're scared it's more of they wanna pack gays on sight ☠️

[@taliyah8400]

@@jackwattson992 They be like: "he wanna eat my budussy"

[@artaquino6388]

​@@jackwattson992no we wont, f them

[@themedia1271]

Supposedly Judy Garland told her daughter Liza Manelli "Marry a gay man because he will treat you right"

[@shelbynyan]

Ever heard that phrase “why are all the good guys gay?” 😐 that just explained every thought behind that phrase 😂

[@sonalk4392]

All 50 states in the U.S legalized it today!!

[@mikeshogunlee]

S Kamble Saying "All 50 states in the U.S legalized it today!!" makes it sound like some of those states *chose* to do it, and they deserve credit for gaying up. The Federal Government legislated Gay Marriage, if they didn't at least 10 of those states would fighting against till 2053.

[@sonalk4392]

mikeshogunlee Sorry, I didn't know

[@mikeshogunlee]

Probably, they don't call them selves the Empire of Texas for nothing

[@hyerjohn1199]

***** And we sure can. The gay population is low enough to easily allow it, and people are driven by religious standards, not the government law. And if the feds punish us, we give much more in taxes than we recieve, so any boycott wouldn't hurt us any bit. Y'all can say watchya want, but religion prevails over government.

[@octou4035]

mikeshogunlee hahaha i dont get how gay marriage will affect them like AWE look at those strait couple kissing isnt that cute, ew EW! what do u two think you're doing!?

[@willcoleman2458]

I'm gay, on the chubby side, and I don't know how to make a quiche. I am a failed gay.

[@redmastermind4959]

William Coleman I'm straight, skinny, and (family's words, not mine.) I'm an amazing chef/baker.

[@collinsje5]

Quiche is passé anyway.

[@catsdogsbaby8318]

William Coleman nah just means that you just started got to give it time you grow into it

[@catsdogsbaby8318]

Thundering Fangs you're getting cheated on

[@xgullafter9590]

means you're human not a stereotype

[@porridgeenjoyer]

I'm straight bit damn these dudes are hot ngl

[@tangyspy]

One of them is a youtuber who makes funny videos

[@bruhduh9595]

Maybe you're gay man? 😂

[@augusts1]

@@tangyspy yes, Brian Jordan Alvarez makes some funny youtube vids & is an actor. He was on Will & Grace too.

[@danielgeorge7802]

Thats it. Knew i knew his face. Jacks boyfriend he marries at the airport​@augusts1

[@vanellaicecream9821]

Wait , so if I get a homophobic boyfriend, my gay crush will marry me ?

[@markelkhatib2524]

Yes

[@mintayza7784]

I think you beat the system

[@vanellaicecream9821]

Alberto Louie 😂 got over my crush on a gay boy and got a boyfriend who is progay

[@vanellaicecream9821]

Murtaza Bullock Thankyou so much 😄

[@vanellaicecream9821]

I'm afraid to admit me and my boyfriend have broken up as long distance wasn't working for us and I fancy a homophobic guy now . It sucks . I wish I didn't. . . at this point you probably don't care but idk . I guess I'm back here to update my realationship status ...

[@nataliedark4939]

God my boyfriend is the gayest straight guy ever. ...that's a lie. He's bi. We both are. It's kind of awesome.

[@isacc860908]

same here I do also have a Bi girlfriend and I am Bi myself :P

[@danaepeters6019]

Same

[@emirwan2449]

This sounds like one of my guy friends And yet I'm the one who is not straight

[@withyoctopus]

Same. It's the best ever.

[@taopanda98]

That is so cute! Im bi woman, and Im waiting for my bi partner soon! Just kidding~ but that would be ideal 🤪

[@Norway604]

As a gay man, I would like to ask: What the flying fuck is a babbaganooshe?

[@Norway604]

***** Meh, sure. Go ahead

[@BattaliaX]

God Of Potatoes Shit, i am 2 days late

[@Norway604]

Battalia X Pfft, I can take more than one! Bring it on, ladies!

[@BattaliaX]

***** Give him to me on mondays, wednesdays, fridays and you can have all vacations plus 1 to 2 whole summer months!

[@Norway604]

Ladies, ladies, please...there's more than enough of me for you both

[@HardGrant]

Don’t tell me I just watched this 11 years later just to find out Brian J. Alvarez is in it

[@meiji4785]

Honestly though, now that I think about it gay men would actually make great husbands

[@arthurclack1865]

yeah we would

[@duvanner1960]

😄

[@manipk8021]

Women like men for those reasons which a gay can never have.

[@e5peon]

Rise Shine No, I'm a girl and gay guys are a lot cooler than straight guys.

[@Locopueblo]

Mr. Poopy Butthole I agree

[@nathaliemartens3937]

It's been 5 years. It's still great.

[@mrsomeone2905]

Nathalie Martens yup

[@JesusChrist-sm4bm]

5 years and it is still true

[@followtheciaence]

Still here in 2022

[@randygreen007]

2023

[@StandAloneSoul]

Its been 10 years. It continues to be absolutely phenomenal. :)

[@wesleyogilvie8105]

Gay men also make the best wing-man when finding the right woman. Just a thought.

[@collinsje5]

That is a confirmed fact.

[@CAPTAIN_CLOCK]

I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS WAS 2012 I'M WHEEZING

[@urbexwithluke6050]

but what straight guys need to worry about.... Bi guys Edit: I didn’t expect this many likes but thanks everyone! I’m demisexual but I just say I’m bi so people don’t be like “your what” 🏳️‍🌈❤️🌈

[@loltadynicneni913]

Even worse - trans bi guys because we understand girls about some things even though we're not girls.

[@michaelregis1015]

What about Tri guys? *DRAMATIC MUSIC INTENSIFIES*

[@loltadynicneni913]

@@michaelregis1015 Sorry, that is what?

[@in44]

@@loltadynicneni913 its all of them

[@loltadynicneni913]

@@in44 I still don't understand

[@friendly1016]

HA! Jokes on you! I don't have a girlfriend!

[@productions-yu7hl]

SOME RANDOM DUDE ON THE INTERNET same!

[@MariaPerez-ys1wb]

SOME RANDOM DUDE ON THE INTERNET. I am dead lol

[@rashidzia055]

damnit!!!!😂😂😂

[@catalina7224a]

Wow

[@TheJPKaram]

Awkward Blossom this went too deep

[@Siddiebop01]

I don't get why they call it gay marriage. It's just marriage

[@liladaniels9007]

maria ruiz nalu

[@Hi-vf9wx]

You're right but it's for a political reason

[@liladaniels9007]

maria ruiz As much as I want it too, I don't think it will, it's been a long time and no signs

[@sataroni8283]

Lets start calling it *straight marriage*

[@klang2882]

Now if only everyone could understand that

[@TaxeV]

Hey I’m chill I got a gay best friend and I’m a dude, this man gives solid girl advice highly recommend 10/10

[@internetperson3228]

Straight people: Why are gay people so hot? Gay people: Why are straight people so hot? Pan/bi people: WHY IS EVERYONE SO HOT?!?! Asexuals: What's a hot?

[@jasondarkflame4948]

Internet Person Me: jokes on everyone! No one likes me. Hahahahahahahahahahahahaaa *cries in corner*

[@internetperson3228]

Jason Darkflame Welcome to the corner, bud.

[@armandwolfe6910]

Replies to the Asexual: their hot because everyone's one fire and they need to be put out.

[@Cherryb0nb0ns]

Im asexual I guess...but me be like: WHY IS EVERYONE SO HOT!?!?! eveyone's nice and beautiful therefore they are all my FRIENDS ^_^

[@internetperson3228]

Joana `Jamolin I meant hot in a sexual sense, but ace people aren't sexually attracted to others.

[@DevinDuque]

that tennis hit was nowhere close to being inside the court

[@Taijifufu]

dat's da joke

[@Michelle_Schu-blacka]

YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS!!! THE BALL WAS IN!!!

[@jairusgerardzapata4862]

What a joke. Nice

[@kali8976]

..... I'm a gay girl......... Are you gonna take my girlfriend too?

[@ShilohPark]

as a gay guy, nahh. she's all your's tbh

[@heyitsyourboiexoticbutters7795]

Nah you can keep yours

[@crazyd0glady295]

If they are against gay marriage just marry their husbands. You have all the benifents these guys have in reverse.

[@eddiemate]

Unless you're opposed to gay marriage rights, you're fine.

[@eddiemate]

@Ariana The Banana I'm aware that it makes literally no sense, I'm just pointing out she'll be fine.

[@NihilusRex]

I didn’t need this in the first place, because it just makes sense. Like it may be a joke, but it’s so fucking true. We wouldn’t stand a chance against gay men. Edit: came out as pans... will marry your girlfriend.

[@catcorner7743]

Sass level- unmeasurable

[@xander2698]

Hummus is made up of chickpeas, while baba ganoush is comprised of eggplant I got yo number Hey its been 4 years, quick edit, im gay

[@anthonylong9067]

But the real question is are you a homosexual?

[@tangy258]

The real question is are you HOLOSEXAUL

[@dogzrule99aj]

"holosexaul"

[@chrisjt9425]

gayyyyyyy

[@oscoooot4567]

I think he is hummusexual

[@tsholofelomakete5587]

Still one of my favourites. Had to pop back in 2019

[@laobejanegra926]

2021-ALMOST 2022 & rewatch from time to time!

[@michaelespinoza7526]

​@@laobejanegra926hey ummm amazing profile pic . But here's what I would like to see , first there should be a video like this one titled - gay men will marry your boyfriend & then a response to that video. Straight girls respond to gay men will marry your boyfriend

[@garrettevans9193]

Ngl as a straight dude I could not compete with these men. Good thing I am single lol

[@_mel_9953]

Honestly, as a lesbian, I’d happily marry a gay guy as like a friendship sort of thing. [Edit] I’ve done some thinking and growing and realized I’m actually bisexual. Still would be down to marry a gay guy though.

[@whatkiddslike4998]

Y not marry a woman since you are a lesbian?

[@nathanmalik1697]

Is this where we exchange numbers? Lol.

[@palomapuntoycoma4619]

A lavender marriage?

[@fuyuyashioriko3489]

girl same

[@whatkiddslike4998]

@Ares I don't think the family members will be appeased if u marry a gay guy or lesbian.

[@Generalkidd]

I feel I'm not gay enough to fit into these stereotypes lol. So unfortunately, I don't have many of the advantages they listed in this :(

[@Solarvoid4]

Holy crap I like see you on every video I waych

[@alecb1304]

Im gay, im a fucking stereotype. To the T. It's like so not fair. I can't even. Literally. But I am so fab.

[@smat4214]

Yeah, don't worry, those in the video are probably some sort of elite gay people lmao

[@unicorn1poop]

There's no such thing as "gay enough". Being gay doesn't define you and neither do these sterotypes. So just be you k :)

[@milkedpancreas5768]

holy shit I see your comments everywhere

[@vladpaval9379]

i am fine with that cuz i am a gamer... never heard about that "girlfriend" npc

[@phelps6205]

girlfriend is an item, fuck these noobs, don't know about this legendary item, it's the most expensive item in the game called "life", but I don't recomend playing it,it's the most pay-to-win game ever.

[@RiesenWuschel]

+Phelyppy Lopes Not to mention that you always die in the end. Fucking rip off pseude free will role playing pay to win shit.

[@RiesenWuschel]

LFIREBRAIN Who are you talking to? Or is that some sort of literary tourettes?

[@johnnybestjojo7789]

RiesenWuschel the person deleted the comment.

[@therudestofclouds2007]

Noherde it's just another name for curie

[@oglatnik]

“You wouldn’t like to go to that Broadway show?” “We are” “We’re in it!” Loll 😂

[@Shrew-22O1]

They do have a point.. 😂 If they r always ripped and good looking.. 😐

[@destinykristina]

true

[@Crab_Man-vt9ck]

And they make keesh...

[@williamwessling3000]

+Jhanna03 quiche*

[@ryzawolffe4333]

i agree

[@perkygamergirl6130]

I agree to there are😊

[@whomst-d1556]

Lmao this is my favorite. I know it's really stereotypically gay but it's FABULOUS 💁

[@reis5011]

Dena Mello it's all humour

[@spideyplaysminecraft]

PrettyGayForABisexual honestly if a gay guy like this picked me up, I would have 0 problems.

[@gavinlongbottom5901]

Ha checkmate i dont have a girlfriend

[@gavinlongbottom5901]

HeartBroken ha checkmate i dont have a imaginary girlfriend

[@jamiekahle4693]

Outstanding move

[@kittylurks]

😂😂

[@suekwok5497]

Ha checkmate I'm bi

[@jamiekahle4693]

Sue Kwok OUTSTANDING MOVE

[@PeaceDreams0]

Finally! Gay marriage is legal in Chile. 2021. Better late than never!

[@natebredoff6697]

When you’re straight, but you feel like you have more in common with these guys than your straight friends.

[@koscheib5199]

You must be European then :)

[@thechroniclesofthesuperhob167]

Koschei B shade thrown

[@Coran_06]

@@koscheib5199 LMFAO

[@apoorvas6062]

@@koscheib5199 LMAO

[@ishsaw1]

@@koscheib5199 British here and, far from it.

[@TheN1cholas]

JOKES ON YOU IM SINGLE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahaha *cries*

[@anuariff]

Nicholas Borg XD

[@zedarzod1525]

Nicholas Borg but im im only 10

[@neilsandwich7423]

Dude Im straight but gay people are actually the best

[@elisetrautman8663]

Damn right we are

[@ilaydagemici3674]

Neil Sandvich yep they are 😂😂😂😂

[@liamstorm8015]

Yes, yes we are

[@computergeneratedname7397]

Thanks!

[@dylanfitzgerald3212]

Neil, don't lie to the world

[@notmychairnotmyproblem]

I'm a straight woman and my boyfriend is gay. Don't ask me anything.

[@drvissie]

If you don’t want us to ask you anything then why did you even comment this? And do you live in such a shitty place that gay guys need to have a girlfriend?

[@drvissie]

@Madhav Ignihir if that’s the joke then it’s a shitty one. There are actually gay guys living with a girlfriend because they live in such bad places they have to fear for their life just for being gay

[@eduardochavacano]

At least you know... Some gay guys marry women, but the girl knew! That is okay. What is sick is when the guy, who is super effeminate pretends to be straight and everyone has to pretend its not obvious.They have kids now. But a town joke. He probably tells his wife he is at least bi sexual. But this guy is way too effeminate even if he is trying so hard to act masculine. I dated straight dudes. So i can understand how you can love a gay man.

[@eduardochavacano]

DrVissie GD she wasnt kidding. But i understand if she doesnt want to discuss it. Sometimes, the girl knows the boy is gay. I dated straight men or I only dated straight men... I didnt even know I was dating them. Until i met a white gay guy and he was shock because in Western cultures, it was a date. Also in Sex And The City, it was a date... My point is, a person can choose to be in a relationship with a gay person even if they are straight.

[@Reapous]

I sexually identify as Counter-Strike and I find this Globally Offensive.

[@Reapous]

UnknownPenguin Yes, good sir. I have. And I've see you've mastered the art of pointing out the obvious. And also, the very extreme art of feeling the need to point such things out. Do you feel any better now? Hm? Pathetic.

[@Reapous]

+UnknownPenguin Dear, idiotic pathetic child, as you said, "This is KZbin's" community. The only one with the sad life is you, 'good sir'. The fact you feel the need to point out others flaws, *to obviously ignore your own*, to make your self look bigger? Haha, how petty. So please, rethink your pathetic excuse of a life before judging others. Good day.

[@connorboyd3128]

I identify as an attack helicopter

[@Reapous]

***** Your sarcasm could you work. I suggest bleach. It helps with your eye sight, and your vocals get twice as strong! 9/11 doctors are dead. They still recommend it, tho.

[@Reapous]

Veneziano Vargas Care to elaborate?

[@juuzousuzuya1097]

so many gay guys have amazing hair and clothing!!!

[@flissfloss915]

Juuzou Suzuya Not me tho, I'm gay but I look and sound like a stereotypical straight guy (Deep voice, wearing camo and boots, etc)

[@ferox850]

Juuzou Suzuya yeah, we do. XD

[@catharchyc5753]

tokyo ghoull

[@savinglives365]

Juuzou Suzuya k

[@Michael57329]

Juuzou Suzuya NO ITS THE STRAIGHT ONES