Horrible Histories Mary Queen Of Scots Report

[@pyromaniac2104]

This sketch does in 3 minutes what the film Mary Queen of Scots failed to do: be actually engaging and fun to watch

[@jiminsthighsrapmonsdimples6240]

pyromaniac Exactly! Reing was fun but very teen drama like xD and I was happy to find out there was a new movie for Mary. But it was too long, colorless and boring despite their good acting skills (for Elizabeth and Mary at least).

[@MariaDuarte-xh2sm]

*4* minutes

[@RogueMustangMare]

Well don't forget Horrible Histories was meant to teach kids while making it fun. The film was for an older audience.

[@artie7435]

This 4 minute clip taught me more than a term of Scottish history class

[@tabitha9723]

HH is my only chance of passing GCSE history

[@forcesofnaturepokevids]

Mollie Svenson XX

[@jammehrmann1871]

I would press the [XX] button too often and now would be a good time

[@RightAwayProductions005]

Good luck

[@Hhellooooooooooooooooooo]

Did you pass?

[@misssupercookie2011]

'So then in 1989 Survival broadcast and that was the end of Doctor Who- BUT NOT FOR LONG!'

[@kristy5983]

AceNe

[@TheoRedfern]

Lol

[@EditorOfSL]

“...Because in 2006, a Welsh man named Russell T Davies (what the T stands for we may never know) decided to bring the programme back...”

[@leonbanks5728]

@@EditorOfSL *2005

[@MuchWhittering]

And in fact the decision was made in 2003.@@leonbanks5728

[@JoeBleasdaleReal]

“Leaving him very likely dead” *TOTALLY DEAD* 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@j.n7442]

Who died?

[@BobaShakeMallow]

@@j.n7442 1:46

[@marcusbierman5310]

Mary Queen Of Scots was beloved by her Protestant subjects. XX

[@AudieHolland]

Both of them

[@bananaborz1]

Yes, Mary I of Scotland was quite well liked by the common Scottish people (catholic and protestant alike) but was hated by the Protestant lords. The treacherous John Knox would preach against her and managed to turn some people against her like the lords who supported her in the beginning, but the scene in the new film where Knox was rallying up a crowd of commoners against their Queen calling her a “white queen” is inaccurate portrayal of Mary’s image in Scotland

[@Inkyminkyzizwoz]

Imagine if the show covered the Balkan Wars: "Hello, and welcome to the News at When. When? The 1990s, when the people of Southeastern Europe decided that they couldn't live with each other anymore and started to go their separate ways. Here to explain is Bob Hale, with the Yugoslavia Report." ... "So Lord Carrington comes up with this new plan called the, well, Carrington Plan, which will make all six republics independent. However, the Serbian President, Slobodan Milošević, doesn't want to dissolve Yugoslavia, so he refuses to sign. Guess he 'Slobodan' that idea!" ... "So by now, all that's left of Yugoslavia is the republics of Serbia and Montenegro, and that is the end of that. BUT NOT FOR LONG! Because in 2003 the country decides to change its name to, er, Serbia and Montenegro, and that is the end of that. BUT NOT FOR LONG! Because in 2006, Montenegro finally catches up with everyone else and decides that it now wants independence after all, so Serbia and Montenegro divides into... well, Serbia and Montenegro. And that really is the end of that. BUT NOT FOR LONG! Because just two years later, Kosovo declares independence from Serbia, only this time Serbia isn't quite so keen on losing yet more territory and refuses to recognise it, and that really, really is the end of that. OR IS IT? After all, this is the Balkans, where everyone hates each other, so who knows what will happen next? Back to you, Sam."

[@TV-ly3dp]

Are you a horrible history writer or something because that is brilliant

[@lydiamichaels1976]

This is perfect

[@JAProductions494]

I started learning about Mary Queen of Scots in my Year 13 History Class This clip came to my mind so I rewatched it. The next day I realised that I was about 3 lessons ahead of everyone else 😂

[@lexigrimhaive]

The image they use for Francois is actually his grandfather, Francois I. Mary married Francois II. Just in case anyone was curious. :)

[@carlbirtles4518]

The same Francois 1 who beat Henry 8 in a fight just by tripping Henry?

[@nehalmanayathara1481]

​@@carlbirtles4518 Yes. That is the same Francis I .

[@ElizabethMcCormick-s2n]

Poor Francois II, he didn't deserve to die that way!

[@williamevans6277]

I love bob hale! he's one of my fave charachters

[@PlushroomyGaming]

Same he's really funny

[@williambenstead1925]

The screen with the two crosses make it really funny. I just have to laugh when they flash on like that, especially at the end. "I should have cut the power!" ba-dum ch

[@astrinymris9953]

I expected a sequé to 'Stupid Death'! 😆

[@tabitha9723]

3:52 ...STUPID DEATHS, STUPID DEATHS, THEY’RE FUNNY CAUSE THEY’RE TRUE!!!!!

[@esthergarcia807]

i get it!

[@misssupercookie2011]

One of these HAS to be made for Doctor Who on the 50th!

[@BlueGangsta1958]

I mean, we got Queen Elizabeth...

[@cathemeraltheenby6840]

True...

[@nameslesss]

Pumuckl 7 years ago

[@jonathansavickas7348]

This is one of those Bob Hale reports that actually had me laughing.

[@ellenkingsley]

Lol Bob Hale and the buzzers

[@jammehrmann1871]

Jup

[@sengajermyn9914]

I like how bob hail is probably dead and the camera goes back to Sam and she just stares and smiles.

[@caseyrouse9116]

Can’t wait for the 2020 version of this 😂

[@jammehrmann1871]

That WRONG buzzer though

[@caseyrouse9116]

Jam Mehrmann that’s going to happen a lot 😂

[@jammehrmann1871]

If my class (excluding me) were to take a history test live on tv, it would be as much buzzing as in a quiz show

[@samm5114]

tHANK yOU FOR UPLOADING THIS I LOVE THIS SHOW BUT I COULDNT WATCH SEASON FIVE IN AMERICA!

[@DeathnoteBB]

Sam M Have you seen seasons 1-4? As a fellow American i wanna know where XD

[@christophersudbrink4946]

This was a hilarious sketch!

[@rowanaboat4523]

France’s Prince Francis becomes France’s King Francis

[@Elizabeththegreatest]

Mary queen of scots , one of the most controversial women in history!

[@amberlance3221]

I agree, the partners Mary chose ended up becoming her undoing, while her cousin (Liz I) never married and had a rather long reign. The main reason Mary was such a threat to Liz's throne, is because she had a son (James VI/I) while Elizabeth was likely never going to produce an heir.. Yeah.. Henry VIII sure set up a sh!tshow before he died..

[@BlueGangsta1958]

@@amberlance3221 What´s the fun in repeated uxoricide and divorces if you don´t get to laugh from beyond the grave about the consequences?

[@punkwrestle]

Amberlance No really his fault that his kids hated sex and were brutal and bloody. He set the stage for England controlling the seas and brought in the Renaissance.

[@alicianelson1252]

She had a talent for playing the victim card

[@lucyhogan7172]

I love bob hale report

[@JadenVonBat]

Hey, he left out the part where two of her most loyal soldiers were tricked into being executed because they thought they were replacing her on the chopping block! [XX] Oh, thanks a lump, Araki!

[@pendragonxt3674]

Reference?

[@jeffreygao3956]

2:28 Darn it! Not another baby for king!

[@DreamerJoy]

Yup XD...too bad it may not happened but Larry is a fan of Doctor Who, maybe we could send him a teet?

[@aghaonyinye3124]

😂 I'm sure Mary does have a HAND in the plot

[@muhammadafzaal5894]

Thanks mr feist

[@oliviajackson8615]

Mary husband killed by earl of bothwell also mary: 'im going to marry my husbands murder'

[@selmahare]

It made it look like she had something to do with it, which she probably did. In which case she was trying to do a Henry VIII. I don't understand why Mary simply didn't marry, like her cousin. Those husbands of hers were her downfall. A woman monarch back in the day would never stand a chance getting married, because every guy wanting to wed her would only be interested in her position and spend his life trying to manipulate her and reign in her place, which would make one a target to the rest of the court, advisors and such. Elizabeth I knew this, she knew that getting married would only weaken her, Mary didn't and paid the price. Even centuries later we continued to see this, while Albert was alive he basically did the reigning, not Victoria. Victoria only really assumed her position as monarch, meaning started behaving like one, after he died. While he was alive he kept her very pregnant and assumed the duties. The same thing happened between his cousin, King Consort Ferdinand of Portugal; the monarch was his wife, Dona Maria II, the only Portuguese female monarch. But in fact Ferdinand was in charge, kept her pregnant all the time, while he acted as the, de facto, king... and frollicked around with his lover, this Austrian opera singer. Eventually Mary II died of child birth, trying to pop out her 12th child. Albert was basically seen as the reigning king while she was alive, even tho again she was the monarch, not him.

[@silliaek]

It's probable that he raped her and she felt she had to marry him afterwards

[@Alapaloozalover2000]

Ol’ Bobsy just can’t get a break. Poor fella!

[@simhedgesrex7097]

"grows up ... and moves to France". Nope. It should be "moves to France and grows up". She was about 6 years old when she moved to France. A rare Horrible Histories error.

[@MrFishman55]

BEST ONE.

[@michellecrocker2485]

Is it me or did Mary of Scots prove a little unlucky for the dudes in her life starting with her father

[@fruroo9723]

David rizzio💀💀

[@coreyslater2801]

wghats the name of this actor.... i love him

[@adamwalker9796]

Laurence Rickard

[@emiilysheils5030]

what's the one where he asks for tea and biscuits and chucks it on his head?

[@carlbirtles4518]

The French Revolution report.

[@tbyrn21]

XX that is fantastic

[@bernarddsouza9914]

EPIC VIDEO I LIKED IT

[@me-dc8pj]

28 STAB WOUNDS!

[@cgt3704]

Times 2

[@ManofMystery89]

XX

[@timrandomyt9685]

Where is Spain????

[@DreamerJoy]

YES!

[@-_-1665]

Thatsxa picture of francis l not francis ll also he didnt have a beard because he was 16 when he died

[@-_-1665]

@@drywal its true what im saying

[@drywal]

idk

[@noahkelly492]

[XX]

[@nathanboswell6611]

3:49 What did he say?

[@mattthesilent777RED]

BUZZZZ! BUZZZZ!

[@Bottomprem]

300 likes YEET

[@FreddiePetrusewicz-ym9id]

1:12 EEEEEUGH!

[@Chrisakatimetraveler2013]

Why is mary wearing a t-shirt t-shirts never existed back then

[@mylittlepony1340]

Mary gueen

[@GalenNight]

1:37

[@alexia-lz1jn]

Skool

[@sofamiller7133]

This sounds like how the UK is still run