Horrible Histories Kidnapped & Kidnapped 2

[@SavvyTimelord]

"Oh I am heartbroken." I LOVE the way he says that with such a bitchy swagger.

[@RIFLQ]

Where?

[@ellen3931]

Luke Work 1:30

[@thomaswilkinson3241]

"Sorry mate, half a penny you say..." Good one.

[@EditorOfSL]

The way Simon looks at Martha before he says it too, you can tell he’s thinking “Do I really want to be stuck with her forever? Nah!”

[@Goobaman1997]

"im gutted, why did i bid so high" HAHAHAHAHAHA

[@DarkElfDiva]

Why. Is. This. Show. So. AWESOME!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

[@goodnight-moon564]

Munitia Blastpaw I have no idea! They somehow make the show amazing

[@deathclaws1v741]

I agree

[@EditorOfSL]

Probably because it has a perfect cast. The new series isn’t working the same way because they’re not in it anymore.

[@lovecraftianwalrus4490]

Yessss

[@CCNuck]

Hee, I love that the second time he kidnaps the husband.

[@carolinpurayidom4570]

💅🏳️‍🌈

[@GalenNight]

@@carolinpurayidom4570 don’t read to much into it I think he was just helping a mate get away from a shrew of a wife

[@edithosei3293]

wife: half a peney man: i'm gutted why i bid so high lol

[@garcia207]

This is almost like a Monty Python movie.

[@thunderbird1921]

I'd go as far as calling Horrible Histories the family friendly Monty Python.

[@ConanMightyWarrior]

That is one cheap divorce, what a bargain!.

[@SherwoodForest6199]

Throughout Horrible Histories, there was always going to be something completely horrible and completely hilarious 🤣

[@TrufflesMushroom]

Still a better love story than Twilight.

[@mangot589]

Anything is a better love story than Twilight. Well, at least the movies. Can’t vouch for the books appealing to 13 year olds🤷‍♀️.

[@MariMiniattL]

Just realized that was Simon kidnapping Jim the second time around.

[@EditorOfSL]

Poor Martha! She marries everyone in this!

[@imogenonscreen8054]

So if a man's wife gets kidnapped the husband has to attempt to buy the old one back before he can marry again but if the husband gets kidnapped the wife can get remarried to a new husband right away? Sounds fair to me hehe.

[@londonmason6129]

To be fair, in the olden days women had very few rights and limited job opportunities unlike in modern day where women have many options ; in many places women couldn’t even own property. Women back then had very few options outside of marriage, the few women who could live comfortably outside of it were mostly from wealthy families or the few who had a prosperous business (in places where they were allowed to openly own and run places)

[@leonbanks5728]

That was a new helmet!! And I'm quite annoyed about you kidnapping my wife as well! 😂😂😂😂

[@BerserkGoblin]

Damn, Simon looks good with long hair 😻

[@thunderbird1921]

Love how he looks like a giant here. The size difference between the men adds to the comedy!

[@istoppedcaring6209]

in contrast flemish law was extremely strict on these things, kidnap and rape were capital punishments, a rapist was to be put to death with the precursor of the precursor of the guilotine, basicly, your neck is placed on a plank, between two holders, another plank is placed on top between the holders, and then they smash a hammer on top of the plank until your neck was broken or even severed they kept refining it until they came to what was basicly a guilotine, then some French chap stole the idea, took credit for it, but ended up dying by it

[@DanMarik]

Half a penny you say? What? Done.

[@connortulley1105]

oi that's my new helmet! and im quite annoyed you've just kidnapped my wife!! hahahaha

[@Zolega89]

THAT WAS A NEW HELMET!

[@imogenonscreen8054]

AND I'M QUITE ANNOYED ABOUT YOU KIDNAPPING MY WIFE AS WELL!

[@dennisaur66]

This is so my marriage. Love every second.

[@Zolega89]

HALF A PENNY?!

[@YooTuba]

these guys are funnier than most of the comedians out there trying to be funny.

[@stephenmorris9190]

Yes

[@goodnight-moon564]

yootuba Indeed. I can’t tell you how many time’s I’ve laughed at this show

[@cantbetamed2210]

This is HH answer to Taken 1 and taken 2. lol

[@stormglass2882]

Where's Liam Neesom?! 🤣

[@heatherbowman9450]

This reminds me, MY BROTHER,S FIANCE JUST PICKED HER DRESS🎉❤💎 2:42

[@My.name.is.stephano]

Husband: One penny. Wife: WHAT DO YOU MEAN ONE PENNY??? Husband: You’re right, *cuts penny in half* half a penny. Kidnapper: You’ve just travelled hundreds of miles to buy her back and your offering half a penny? Husband: Saxon law mate, I can’t get a new wife until I’ve at least tried to buy the old one back, so I’m offering you half a penny.

[@jakubpociecha8819]

Husband: Oh no, not enough? Oh, I'm heartbroken! Bye then, dear! I guess I'll just have to get over it with a younger, nicer, less naggy wife! Hehehe...

[@racatiwood]

Ben does a great American movie announcer voice

[@kalamenco3071]

1:09 "W dshu meen won peney?!"

[@nottheredhead]

I mean, that’s just british speech overall

[@EditorOfSL]

Um, she clearly says “What do you mean, one penny?” We know how to talk properly down here, we’re not American after all!

[@harelkalifa2451]

What a great music

[@heatherbowman9450]

BRUH WUT😮 2:42

[@MegaHunnybunny123]

@SpiceberryRose he wasnt bothered till he rearlized he was on tv!

[@maryannsarkady7950]

Lololol, love these videos !

[@aaronrichards3079]

Well you saw what happened the first time xD

[@robertcracknelljunior2691]

much love

[@robertcracknelljunior2691]

much love :)

[@michaeldavis4651]

Oi, come back here!

[@Emsinamic]

See Larrys face Awkward) :I

[@masteryoda394]

This looks like fun, I should go back to saxon times and steal me a wife 😉

[@PheonixAsh1999]

HILARITY

[@agrondinsmith85]

Lol these are great

[@MrPancake777]

so true

[@GalenNight]

1:13 and how cheap was that metal coin to get that clean of a slice with a dagger?

[@tcideh4929]

Cheap… or not so cheap. They often used real gold, which isn’t the strongest metal.

[@robbie10able]

@SpiceberryRose same here

[@marybeary64]

@FrankIeroiscute thats acctually larry

[@palinite]

@baconandcrisps It's not just you ;-)

[@shaylaballoon9409]

9 years ago this was uploaded and im still shocked

[@heatherbowman9450]

SO GLAD IT'S 2024🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉 1:10

[@DJMoiyMoiy]

Why was the husband kidnapped in the sequel?

[@carolinpurayidom4570]

Cuz 💅🏳️‍🌈

[@DJMoiyMoiy]

@@carolinpurayidom4570 You're right. But he seemed like he didn't need that much convincing. Probably would have went back to the other guy on his own.

[@scarejack]

jeeze

[@sylviafreeman2708]

ahhhhhg

[@EllieC130]

See this is what the rules should be like in real life.

[@GalenNight]

0:25

[@DEVCPFC31]

Woman no look for first husband

[@DEVCPFC31]

Why half coin very crazy

[@JanaSzIsBasicGlitch]

like... I don't want to be... idiot, but at the same time it could be possible, because half of evrope was dealing with money by weight, while other comprehended, that it is not... quite ... the thing... it is just because before the money there were... I don't know how it is called, but internet calls it hryvnias/ribs?, with were basicly lumbs of whatever metal that was used as currency. before it was not about the coin but its weight and if the coin was not that bad.... it was acctually good, bbut when you look back in time, MAN did it get not good

[@adrianloveslucius]

LOL!