Making Terrible Geometry Dash Ads

leave a like if you can do better than patrick
stream playlist: • Streams
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Website
gdcolon.com
Second Channel
bit.ly/gdsemicolon
Twitter
/ therealgdcolon
Twitch
/ gdcolon
If you're reading this, Mike is better than Gary

[@Relaxinomicon]

GDcolon: **makes this video** Robtop: I suddenly got an idea for advertisments

[@BannedFromTikTok]

Blue Sheep LAMO

[@Icey_Editss]

God colon WHY

[@seagull7194]

@@BannedFromTikTok Lamo. Lmao

[@Reneryx]

Nooooooo!!!

[@eeeeeeee5543]

Outstanding move.

[@zymphyr8221]

I hate the ones that say, *"i NeVeR kNeW aNxIeTy UnTiL nOw."*

[@slimsesmis8613]

I never knew anxiety until now

[@avidnoceur]

Yep, I've saw that one which advertises 'Crowd City'.

[@epicwhitebread5772]

I hate every single one

[@your_food_is_ready]

Mobile game devs: Hahahaha guys we're so relatable

[@suffer.719]

I feel like it's making fun of people with actual anxiety.

[@YeeterzYT6259]

“I can never get past that part.” Also colon: has 100% on hexagon force

[@Mistrz-mw4db]

Becouse this jump is weird. I also have 100% on this level, but that part was lucky

[@YeeterzYT6259]

@@Mistrz-mw4db yea I can get past it paranormally easily

[@Danpg79Roblox]

​@@Mistrz-mw4dbNo, just clik 2 da musik

[@EasterEggz1Leder]

​@@Mistrz-mw4dbit's not a jump -_-

[@RupertMumphrey]

There are multiple jumps in that part

[@terra_sussy255]

"if you can pass this level in 1 attempt you're legally skilled" level: silent clubstep

[@agentblackbird9435]

Paqoe:

[@dankmemer7415]

make a playable ad then if you die it says “TRY AGAIN” and then when you tap on “TRY AGAIN” it sends you to the download page

[@cameliabalan68]

Futures Past OMG NOW THATS REAL PAIN MY DUDE/GURL

[@pogwater5366]

now hold on satan

[@shadowplays8535]

Exploding kittens. noice. (Profile icon)

[@Diego-jd6pt]

And the ad is so fricking laggy, it FORCES the death and all by lagging

[@private4043]

T r o l l e d

[@everyonesaidmynamewasstupi3713]

the ads are always sped up a bit because our attention spans apparently aren't long enough for normal gameplay

[@crazycatlady7326]

What did you change your name to?

[@pain7714]

@@crazycatlady7326 to "Everyone said my name was stupid so I changed it."

[@empathydoesnotexist1200]

pain this has to be whoosh bait

[@kercees]

Mia Montemayor Shoulda asked what he changed it from

[@pain7714]

@@empathydoesnotexist1200 now that i think about it, i could get r/whooshed

[@IntensePuro]

Also he forgot: if you beat this level, (stereo madness) you are left-brained

[@Crafty_Breeze]

"If you beat payload in geometry dash world, you are a part of 0.000000001% of players"

[@I_am_somebody_1234]

7:10 that cursed Dry Out song is fits well with this cursed masterpiece of sarcasm. Lit props

[@coopdaXD]

its pitched to avoid copyright, not intentional

[@bluebowser9863]

I hate those ads that say things like *”i cAnT pAsS lEvEl 2”*

[@user-hi5vr9xm6s]

They are stoopid

[@lucyfer_the_bat]

every time i sea one of theese i think lol noob

[@lucyfer_the_bat]

@Jhordan Games beaten nope i am deathmoon

[@soybeanz7667]

I can't pass leVeL 0

[@usaismycityplol8730]

You stole that ad

[@erin1788]

I love the ads where they're like "I CAN'T GET PAST THIS PART!" and show footage of a person getting past that part.

[@adaragsdale3360]

cherry IKR XDDD

[@shutdownforever7751]

In the 110th person to like

[@ionisator1]

@@Raccthusiast *i c a n ' t r e a c h p i n k b l e a c h*

[@botyaltotertutal468]

Autistic people just don't get it...

[@dubbleyou248]

201st like

[@gggrannyplayer289]

You could make the ad: "Only 1% of players can beat this level" with stereo madness in the back🤣

[@saturn_dragon.]

Better Back on Track

[@ly-r7]

YES

[@inatalissimo]

Auto level.

[@super_duolingo324]

@@inatalissimoyou are a god

[@inatalissimo]

@@super_duolingo324 I meant to put auto level and "only 0.001 % can pass".

[@SoulKnight48]

This video honestly made me reflect on the low effort they put in those ads irl

[@riotbird2694]

Ads be like: "99.99% of people cant reach the finish line!" *PROCEEDS TO JUMP OF THE CLIFF WHILE LITERALLY 1 STEP AWAY FROM THE FINISH LINE*

[@zafreelazha2524]

*going up against a boss* _proceeds to literally barely collect any people to help him out_

[@sulfuryt1815]

*99999999.9999999 Of PeOplE CaNt ReAcH PiNk* fucking proceeds to fall into the water/lava like 100 times on purpose

[@realphantam]

99.99% of people can’t reach the finish *stereo madness*

[@arandomuserb1]

1% of people cant finish the easiest parkour *proceeds to jump of a cliff when close to the finish line*

[@TheRealR0achy]

@@realphantam i beat stereo madness. I'm the 1%

[@ducky.1954]

“its harder than it looks” *plays stereo madness*

[@x0v8]

only 1% can pass this level 😥 *bloodbath* i cant reach pink color *icon menu*

[@iwillkillsomeguywithoutamu2377]

3

[@bitonic589]

S K E P P Y

[@luizfernando4497]

But you need to admit that you needed at least 50 attempts in your first try xd

[@corgidan]

It’s Actually Easy

[@Z4r45O8gmail]

13:55 the fact that I got a geometry dash ad after this part💀

[@BL_UE224]

This was the first gd colon vid i ever watched. Been a fan ever since.

[@KingNickkythe2nd]

Same, I first watched this video way back in 2020 and later came back to it because this is my favorite GD Colon video.

[@AnaklusmosPSI]

You forgot “Doctors say that if you play geometry dash 15 minutes a day, you’ll get smarter”

[@achromaticism]

don't forget "One game Neuroscientists are BEGGING people over the age of 5 to play!!!!1!!1!1!!1!1!1!!11!"

[@sheevpalpatine5595]

You’ll get better at geometry

[@funnijesterguy]

technically true. you get smarter with reaction time

[@interdimensionalwaifutrisha]

Hmmmmmm NOICE?

[@salmonsuc]

@@CyberSZ it's immortal

[@Jake80007]

What about "only 0.000001 percent can pass"?

[@mastercy]

nobody: 0.000001 percent of people: ePiC wIcToRy RoYaLe

[@pocket5094]

W i c t o r y

[@200iqpotato4]

Ads: 0.000001 percent can pass Game: 0.000001 percent can fail

[@weesa9568]

Welp this proves I’m shit at geometry dash

[@Winner1800]

Only 0 can

[@MarcosYoshi]

2:58 "Yeah this'll do" * cuts 83738 hours of colon screaming *

[@MaxWasSurprised]

This video is almost 4 years old and yet the mobile game Ads are still as bad, if not worse.

[@theopoldthegamer4284]

"I can't reach pink color" "0.0000% can pass" "*insert fake X icon*" **insert fake playable ad** "99.9999 repeating % fail!" "I sold my soul..." Edit: And who could forget... "This game ruined my life!" "I haven't slept in..." **Can't solve easy """"""puzzle""""""**

[@TheWagonroast]

yup. that's about right

[@si-fg7cd]

Actually I dont know why The pink color

[@yb9236]

Michael Johnson true

[@acid3771]

OOPS No no no, it has to be spelled "colour"

[@yb9236]

Ali u get subscriber THE REAL ALIA GETS A SUBSCRIBER jk u get sub

[@andrewlim3861]

Knock knock. Who’s there? Mustache. Mustache who? Mustache you a question, but I’ll shave it for later

[@lorenzzo4695]

Level: takes 10.000000001 seconds to finish

[@gdomegakle8709]

And then people do this in 3 seconds

[@fog8008]

If you do this in 0.000001 seconds you are legally a pumpkin

[@karlobuot5037]

ONLY 1% CAN GET TO LEVEL 20!!!

[@lebaquette]

It's actually called legaly skill

[@Playtonz]

I love the background of summit’s end screen as a gif. Did you actually beat the game, or did you just grab it off of some rand website?

[@ElGalxo]

The "Play Now" would be perfect with the wrong pusab lel

[@LyricLandIsAwesome]

Yeah lol

[@wahleed4915]

He should’ve added “I can’t reach pink level 😱😱😭”

[@vanntaablackk8043]

Silverheart r/whoooosh

[@keymash]

MegaMushroomBoi Get a life and stop using overused subreddits. He technically did get the joke Ratio

[@alexafarley5835]

WahLeed So true

[@gagagutorgames6]

(hexagon force)

[@Gingo-05]

I know XD

[@cascade9130]

"Only 500 people in the planet can beat this" Level: *auto*

[@gamesgo6724]

Only one guy can complete this level * shows pink corruption, the first level of jsab*

[@mysticmelodic]

@@gamesgo6724 whAt That's not even a level tho

[@rienkaraj2460]

@@mysticmelodic jsab is just shapes and beats a game kinda like geometry dash but not really

[@mysticmelodic]

@@rienkaraj2460 I know. Pink corruption is not a level in Jsab lmfao

[@TheodorHawthorn]

@@gamesgo6724 that just a fanmade animation series lol

[@swiftkillerrr]

6:21 The funniest part is that geometry dash isnt even available on google play anymore due to lack of updates

[@Ill_be_back_in_10_years]

3:19 WAIT WAS THAT SEGA?

[@Eah16]

It was and sonic(MY FAV GAME)

[@Purpleboi877]

@@Eah16sonic wave is a game that’s crazy

[@KrheanosIsland]

Average minded gd player ​@@Purpleboi877

[@Gulshanlifestyle]

Seeeeegaaaaaa

[@KingGreenscreenKid420]

​​​​@@Gulshanlifestyletranslated: Seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[@Jevonuh]

oNlY 0.01% oF peOplE CaN bEaT tHiS lEvEl The ad: *LITERALLY THE EASIEST THING IN THE WORLD*

[@-eloagamesoficial-2011]

if you win level 1 you have 2p292929292929299292929292929292922929292922 IQ

[@_af_2821]

If you reach pink color you are smarter than albert einstein

[@Jevonuh]

@@_af_2821 why alwyas the pink color?

[@_af_2821]

@@Jevonuh well idk

[@Tethrarxitet]

Relate

[@ionisator1]

Lvl 1 Crook Lvl 20 Pro Lvl 35 Knobbelboy

[@Anti-zu1tp]

lv 100 riot

[@beasty6881]

Lvl 999999999 GODZILLA

[@ionisator1]

@@Anti-zu1tp lvl 9999 sailent

[@Anti-zu1tp]

lvl infinite wargack

[@ionisator1]

@@Anti-zu1tp lvl omega kidminer

[@TheOblivionGD]

Whats the desktop or stream music called?? At 0:21

[@very_database219]

I remember i was watching this stream in the morning while playing codm season 6.God i miss that day.It felt good for no reason

[@MarkTheHeroic]

Now that I think of it rob has never actually made a legit ad for GD xd

[@Toughfey]

Yeah, the only ad I saw was one on steam

[@aguywhosaguy]

ive seen one, its just stereo madness gameplay. no context lol

[@MarkTheHeroic]

But I mean an actual ad, like a popup.

[@theannonymaoos1527]

I’ve gotten a gd ad before

[@Artizap_]

I’ve gotten a pop up saying you can play GD Meltdown

[@Ludo-eb2bv]

>appears to be newb >has this super awesome death effect seems legit

[@float3542]

GoldenBrian Gaming that was what i was thinking

[@rosebud6116]

At least get rid of it

[@194_SS]

Stop copying 4chan, you fucking normie.

[@panigd00]

@@194_SS wot

[@194_SS]

@@panigd00 don't worry, you just don't know about it.

[@EZS5000]

“no one can reach pink cube”

[@Caroteen666]

That’s the best ending I’ve ever seen. “I’m not sure if I understand.”

[@spenceroximina6951]

"That's low quality but I don't even care" Ads : "That's perfect for us"

[@spoon104]

Spencer oximina yes

[@Vaea4]

Yes

[@LePlooper]

these ads are better than even helix jump

[@GDColon]

i can't reach pink color

[@GVN-py8sx]

GD Colon haha!

[@tonysandoval6600]

Yees

[@coobfamsquad6713]

Yea u right

[@calicoreal]

and helix jumps actually sucks 100% all natural pp so that's easy

[@Mikeyways_revenge]

10:23 I suggest you use a spinning effect and about 2 seconds of upbeat music like dry out or something like that and then your set to go

[@liamcarpenter625]

I didn’t even notice there was music, I’m just so used to ignoring while making random SMM2 levels.

[@noyz-anything]

"You never know what legal issues..." Badvertisers don't care about legal issues. They will literally use footage from another game to advertise their own game.

[@jorgetomascontreras7050]

And its always so obvious

[@jasonjanssen3545]

Imagine they use this vid to advertise a horrible geometry dash remake.

[@Theawesomeninja_XD]

And other people's KZbin videos. I've seen that a couple times.

[@noobysanwich]

Sad right

[@TinyDeskEngineer]

How do they keep getting away with these things?

[@Nukezy.]

No-one: Literally no-one: Terrible game ads: *i cAn'T gEt pAsT lEvEl 0*

[@flamewolfgaming1926]

No-one: Literally no-one: Really terrible game ads:I caN’t InSTalL ThiS GaMe

[@KC_Garcia]

Nobody: Game ads: i cAn'T gEt pAsT lEvEl -1

[@Noobelix]

i would like this but it’s at 69 likes

[@Nukezy.]

@@flamewolfgaming1926 oh my god 😂

[@hyhan6126]

Gd Level 0? ...... I Know, Bloodbath!

[@its_darkoplayz]

imaging editing a video about editing a video in the same software lol. well done

[@heizt_]

3 years later i still laugh so much, I've watched it too many times

[@bluthemeth]

D-Did he just trick us into watching 21 minutes of Geometry Dash ads?

[@miskahn]

No

[@jacobflamesus9841]

Maybe

[@sean_underneath]

Yesn't

[@nikodem770]

Nes

[@localshowercrapper7234]

Yes yes yes yes yes yes YES

[@jasonstarrising]

“I can’t pass level 2” *well I mean we are talking about back on track*

[@christaylor6079]

Stereo madness is harder

[@gen2742]

@@OpposingPhoenix fork you

[@OpposingPhoenix]

@@gen2742 wow...

[@LuckyNS]

*why is this still a meme ;-;*

[@jasonstarrising]

Why are you guys even talking about which 3* level is harder like wtf bots

[@unofficalhsplash]

add a footage gameplay of deadlocked and then make sure your webcam is on and then say random things when you crash and after 3 attempts add a geometry dash play now picture thingy.

[@bubblesthebluefox2148]

this was the first colon vid i saw its still super nostagic

[@ItzSav7]

*10 Days Later:* Me: Oh is this a GD ad on YT? Ok let’s watch. Colon on the ad: WOW, this is the best game ever!

[@Nexttie]

Download on iOS and app store!

[@Slime_Guy09]

I found this on my recommended page and was not disappointed

[@RoomTempuratureCart]

Same

[@Browne477]

Sssssaaaaammmmmeeeee

[@user-vz5sr2yw5d]

Me to

[@mattsunbg1601]

My Mom 😂| My Dad😤

[@surgescythe2523]

Sameeee

[@poopmcgoop5576]

Can someone please tell me what the background music is for the stream, that shi be majestic.

[@KatieCutie164]

While you were making the Ninja one, I literally got an ad and it said “Can you do better?”

[@osgamer4811]

Download geometry dash now! Available on iOS and App Store! Android: *TRIGGERED*

[@kikisafricanhairbrading3741]

But I have Samsung and it's Android And I can STILL get geometry dash

[@galacticalized5038]

Also get it on the android and google play!!!!!! Steam: *TRIGGERED*

[@Luka-nt9nc]

GET GEOMETRY DASH ON STEAM!

[@gmdsewiferos2742]

Lol

[@lisalisalettuce1963]

I have android

[@paulina4047]

There's also some ads where they put a fake X button in the corner so when you tap on it it brings you to their game download page edit as of June 30 2019: wow never gotten this much likes lmao september 12 2020: WTF 5.3K LIKES AND 196 REPLIES

[@jaoofy]

thx yellow diamond

[@NoNo-qj3ef]

I actually hate those i thought it was a mistake but no i had tap every corner just to get out of this monstrosity of a fucking World war rising, defense style ad thingy

[@stelvu]

I KNOW RIGHT FFFFFF

[@JosephBallin320]

I hate that

[@thechaosreturns8311]

I flippin hate that *thanos snaps self*

[@Void-less]

I love your Celeste background one of my fav games to be honest

[@shorpee4165]

Me: *hits the skip button for an ad playing before the vid* Also me: *intentionally watches a video on ads that are bad on purpose*

[@dragonviperlegend7757]

Dad: **Is better than My Mom** Me: Wait... That's Illegal

[@elliotb8782]

@superminecraft legodude socikopath? I think you mean sociopath

[@methis9345]

How would anyone even know? He’s not here.

[@MsBabydoll6]

@@elliotb8782 Um they meant psychopath... sociopath is pronounced way differently...

[@CodyStrange_10]

Dragonviper Legend.

[@randomassdemon8474]

@@MsBabydoll6 bro it literally starts with the first four letters of sociopath

[@Slithium]

These are absolutely terrible and I hate them. Well done!

[@cz_08]

Slithium oh ok

[@ArkChannel351]

@@cz_08 makes sense right?

[@phr33z10]

Isn’t that the point of all ads? Btw I AM EUGINE

[@mecanicsI]

Me too.

[@IdL7744]

@@mecanicsI 😂

[@feni_1553]

its almost like those terrible mobile game ads where people do horribly and challenge you to do better

[@antex_]

The “fail” thing on the end would be the best

[@bearslayderpingtonxlii8639]

You forgot the ad where it’s like: ONLY 1% OF PEOPLE CAN GET PAST 50%!! XD this video is great BTW :p

[@Deadchannel547]

I did that. I beat the level in fact.

[@leafyxpin]

@@Deadchannel547 r/woooosh

[@salamisandwichs6093]

98,67% FAIL

[@sleazyyeezy2238]

Mr. Fancy Fox nope, r/whoooosh to you sir

[@thatonepep642]

You mean all of them?

[@ZanyVic]

When you find out the video was sponsered by geometry dash

[@panzer_jager7412]

ZanyVic oof

[@317pboqyc2c6oemvkkcwcncckykq]

69th like. What can I say, Except you’re welco-

[@IceTrapta]

@@317pboqyc2c6oemvkkcwcncckykq ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@abondonedchannel6870]

Really?

[@G89q779]

This is the truest video I’ve ever seen regarding mobile game ads lol.

[@cataclysmi]

0:38 what music do you use in this menu?

[@mercy.999]

2010: normal gameplay 2019: *iF u BeAt LvL 5 yOuR'e LeGalLy SkIlEd*

[@markwolfe8990]

For gd lite ya it hard for me

[@duckieboi]

Hello there

[@TheGamerUltimate-jf7qv]

Geometry dash didnt exist in 2010

[@mathlouk408]

Lvl 5 is ez

[@quadkanix]

@@TheGamerUltimate-jf7qv woooosh

[@justdove1346]

“I cAn’t ReaCh pInK lEveL.” There is no pink level in certain games why can’t people realize that about their own game.

[@janzredcadapan3824]

Yeah yeah i know that add too i saw it from the game that u have to push off so many people

[@ch5mist]

"pink level" are insane levels

[@joseacosta7086]

Because they want people to play

[@AngryFrog224]

'Pink' stands for girl Girl stands for love The game creators can't find love

[@cursedbutter]

@@AngryFrog224 except for good game devs, they can find love

[@user-fr9ml3jw2w]

Or “I don’t get how people are so good at this game, I can’t even finish the second level”

[@user-fr9ml3jw2w]

That’s me

[@garfieldfan925]

We’re not good you’re just bad

[@elzippies]

i love how you use the smm2 ground (edit mode) music

[@guilhermefonsecaribeiro1561]

“OnLy 1% cAn pASs ThIs LeVel”

[@k3nzxzaz081]

"OnLy 0.69420% cAn pASs ThIs LeVel"

[@thisrandomnoob1673]

@@k3nzxzaz081 haha epic funny numbers haha

[@Npfifyfour_]

Only 0% can pass this level Level: auto

[@user-pj9kv5ij2m]

Level : *just rob n' tops*

[@ava____6973]

WeLp

[@defaulticon8247]

Helix jump what? Tomb of the mask? Nevet heard of it Geometry dash is where it's at

[@kukkosoosi]

Yes

[@sarcastic_much]

Insane Difficulty GD your levels in the map packs are *so mf inconsistent*

[@asher_roth]

@@nw3473 *HAPPY GLASS INTENSIFIES*

[@agentblackbird9435]

You forgot Snake Block, That game where you use hole creatures to eat a city, and the game where you have to find a picture in a bunch of shapes. (If anyone knows what those last 2 are called, please tell me so I can edit this comment)

[@bleach9859]

Ngl tomb of the mask aint bad

[@miecaf]

I remember the first time I watched this video I had no idea what an extreme demon was because I just played gd lite and was just getting into the game... ah good times

[@kosmetikVR]

I remeber this being the first ever video I watched of you. good times

[@autokid311]

I once saw an ad about “my grandma” playing a game and the eggplant emoji was there...

[@otheturtle4028]

Bruh why did people put an _eggplant_ emoji. An *_EGGPLANT_* emoji.

[@manzencodm8664]

ah yes so the grandma Is a ...

[@manzencodm8664]

@I am very retarded i was thinking.. sumtin else

[@Branch-vy6qi]

O_ iced LOL

[@pyroinspace421]

O_ iced oH GoD

[@sariah1202]

lol how about only 1% can pass this level then use stereo madne--

[@luidace3236]

Lol

[@johnrexcaparroso305]

Stereo madness?

[@mudkip4101]

No, Back on Track

[@eddieprince5511]

No Noob Just Not Your Request Noob Noob Noob Noob Noob Noob Noob Noob Noob Noob Noob Noob Noob Noob Noob Noob Noob Noob Noob Noob Noob Noob Noob Noob Noob Noob Noob Noob Noob Noob Noob Noob Noob Noob Noob Noob Noob Noob

[@JustinGamesJG]

@@eddieprince5511 how old are you

[@GDRhythmic]

This video is still one one of my favourite gd colon vids for some reason

[@razalgut12]

Colon : shrink a little bit *shrinks completly*

[@Lukas99g]

Patrick: I CANT REACH PINK LEVEL His cat: legally skilled

[@jotaroscreams9680]

stardust crusaders

[@grafitti883]

I will ruin your 69 like!

[@CHROME.FINDER]

What in the everliving name of riven fuck did I just read

[@trendingtoday3295]

@@grafitti883 why u ruin funny number

[@GifGamingReal]

@@trendingtoday3295 because it’s *cringe*

[@belle369]

Those ad’s that say “Tap to start!” And when you tap it brings you to their website/AppStore 😒

[@soybeanz7667]

OMG yeah so annoying they just want you to download it rn

[@user-sl9jo3vf3o]

Omg so true lol

[@randomperson9873]

Gawd I hate those

[@reverbedfart]

Or the fake X

[@wutsoda7998]

Yeah that’s annoying

[@tripleE34]

Where did you get the backgrounds? (The one found at the beginning)

[@mayabogdanova9506]

Him: *making an ad peacefully* Some random guy: *sends a $1.99 donation with a message saying "HELP IM STUCK IN A PRINGLE CAN AAAAAAA"or something like that*

[@TriploonGD]

"You never know what legal issues there are" **chooses Hexagon Force, which is a copyrighted song**

[@lordpetroollo6979]

i think that u cant get strike for having those songs i your video as a level

[@famous2255]

Lord PEtroollo profile picture twins!!!!!!!!!!

[@cosmictelluride]

CyanTheMarbleRacer I also think he doesn’t to use other player’s levels so the GD level creators don’t get angry

[@XxXThiccoModeXxX]

@@cosmictelluride GD levels aren't copy righted apart from the music, which they don't own.

[@cosmictelluride]

Thicco I’m talking about ONLINE levels, not OFFICIAL ones.

[@moomoostake1061]

No one: No one in the entire universe: Bad game ads: *it TOok Me 3416 TRieS To BeAt LEVeL 2*

[@duykhangtran4406]

Lol, I only need 500 attempt

[@polary3797]

YoU gUyS aRe So FuNnY

[@nosesmacker4038]

The level: | 0 | | | | | | :)|

[@majedalbarmawi1979]

XD

[@TheHxCorey]

The “ omg this level is to hard help me “

[@brianboy2151]

1:20 the recorder ended because you went fullscreen and out and when you do that it stops

[@ParrotsHere]

I love how other mobile game ads litterally make us struggle watching a 120 second ad, but this guy can make us watch 21 minutes of his GD ads and we actually like it.

[@Kali-bs7oj]

That’s what satire is

[@Amongus420]

Lagaga

[@Danpg79Roblox]

120 SECONDS!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

[@parknich081]

Dawg what ads are you getting that are 120 seconds long

[@theonly1leafion]

Colon: *Says the name of fonts* Me: He is speaking the language of the gods

[@sirsnausages2164]

Elements Ocean sand

[@volllollpsxd5978]

Teach me

[@angelcartagena1519]

I don’t understand a single word he is saying

[@theonly1leafion]

@@angelcartagena1519 Me neither XD

[@carolineconroy5667]

Let’s play a game

[@Tazaraa_GD]

when colon was playing polargeist he listed most song creators except for step (who made polargeist.)

[@insertjokehere9064]

"your mom is bad at life" fades in _then it disappears instantly_

[@astoflo7926]

no one: absolutely no one: mobile game ads: IF YoU ReACh LEveL 0 YoUr LeGAllY SkiLleD

[@willowafflek1990]

Lol

[@tutulee3295]

Especially the fucking one where its *"CAN HE BEAT THIS GAME IS FIVE SECONDS?!?! FIND OUT NOW!!!!"*

[@thereal3omar673]

Lololol forreal

[@kimtea9392]

No one: Literally no single soul or sound: Mobile ads: If you reach the score 0 you are legendary skilled The ad: ad about chrome Dino game

[@TIMMEH871]

Gg plays lol

[@ae.cosmo.2845]

this just goes to show that there goes literally no effort in making these.

[@user-cv2my8ck5d]

If you do advertisements,then do it good,i really wanna to see some good 30 seconds ad and not these

[@_af_2821]

@@user-cv2my8ck5d i know they are so cringe and absolutely no effort put into them, heck even a 7 year old could make it

[@styq]

69th like

[@user-cv2my8ck5d]

@@styq nice

[@Codey6001]

A 6 year old could probably make a better ad than these mobile ad makers

[@SportsShortsA]

“Making ads in geometry dash” Me: KZbin: ad in 3…2…1…

[@anto-mm3gv]

I love the loud super mario maker 2 music in the background

[@microwavablespaghetti9591]

Imagine seeing one of these ads in one of his videos, THAT WOULD BE HILARIOUS

[@jacobflamesus9841]

That just happened to me lol

[@isabellastarova1718]

it bc i have 195$s

[@user-pj9kv5ij2m]

i got one of his ads as i was playing WAO

[@TheGooodGMD]

Xd

[@hapnyshibe5755]

@@jacobflamesus9841 same

[@thighhighsenpaioof7423]

Should have done ONLY 99% CAN PASS THIS LEVEL *shows back on track*

[@YeprilesteR]

XD

[@sovietmasterfurret9215]

Only 0.00000000001% can pass this level * show stereo madnes clip *

[@elyisus3233]

if only 99% can pass the level that mean... that 1% cant pass the level?

[@gwnjorn2795]

I am the 1%

[@thighhighsenpaioof7423]

Are you the 1%?!?

[@chasesheridan3109]

dude these exist i once saw an ad while playing subzero on bluestacks of a low quality image saying tap the screen and it was a gd lite ad

[@JavaCake]

I honestly miss these ads over the ones that flat out lie to you.

[@rainnytapestry]

"YOU CAN WIN REAL MONEY WITH THIS GAME 😱😱🤑🤑" edit: I predicted COEMS 🤑 2 yrs ago no way

[@FreddyImran32]

Loll

[@Grandflea02]

Those ones are so annoying

[@mohammedhanif7154]

Yeah lol

[@punishercodm3100]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/pYDCgWd-f7aYjtE

[@salmonsuc]

@@punishercodm3100 dat sus bro

[@nocturnal7345]

The mobile game ads that I probably hate the most, is those ads that are desperately trying to be funny, or meme-ish, so they would end up being so famous like those Mafia City ads. And also those ads where people play the game, but it's obviously scripted.

[@TheGooodGMD]

GD colon: creates dreadful geometry dash ads. Robtop: hmm... Robtop again: *adds all GD colon's ads into advertising*.