Genaille-Lucas Rulers

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**CREDITS**
Hosted by
Michael Stevens
Edited by
Hannah Canetti
( / hannahcanetti )
VFX by
Eric Langlay
( / ericlanglay )
**VSAUCE LINKS**
Vsauce1: / vsauce1
Vsauce2: / vsauce2
Vsauce3: / vsauce3

[@taffingspy8551]

"I know the password to this channel and can upload whatever I want" michael's gone rogue he's unstoppable

[@adamyoung6797]

'Et tu, brute?' Michael asked, Jake standing above him. Jake sheathed his now blood stained knife. He could not meet Michael's eyes. He'd betrayed the man like a brother to him for the good of their youtube channel. "Then fall, Caesar." Thus, Michael sold out to youtube red, and Jake made a separate channel.

[@samuelhorn8816]

Logan Young I am compelled to point out that Julius Caesar didn’t actually say “et tu, brute”

[@adamyoung6797]

He was probably seizing, bleeding out his mouth, or shitting himself. Or all three. But I guess I'm a romantic. I was referencing Shakespeare, not the actual Kaysar.

[@samuelhorn8816]

Logan Young k cool

[@gabdlc_]

Spy either that or he forgot his password in his vsauce channel.

[@DiceDecides]

*when the teacher says you can't bring a calculator to the math exam*

[@bradley2060]

DiceDecides LOL

[@joenormanmusic]

Can I use my ten rulers, though?

[@undyneultra8958]

but we can

[@kevinhululu3135]

DiceDecides I can use my toys right?

[@NathanHaaren]

but, my brain is a calculator, how will i do my exam without my brain ?

[@thatdudetom6227]

Gets out of white windowless van 0:00

[@thatdudetom6227]

( ͡° ل͜ ͡°)

[@JoMiMi_h]

0:01

[@endermax195]

🥑

[@Lernyd]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@UCmDBecUtbSafffpMEN3iscA]

run

[@KJUSTICEK]

"You can watch me play with my toys online for free" in other words, michael is a webcam model

[@nicanornunez9787]

For free? link it man.

[@cybst4r]

XD

[@unhearted4510]

which are also a dong.

[@marsh2202]

Where's his Onlyfans?

[@igneousorgan6435]

His D.O.N.G. is short and not very advertisable

[@breeka1483]

"I know the password to this channel and can upload anything I want," I found this hilarious!

[@Trithis2077]

Was going to comment the same thing.

[@maracachucho8701]

B O S S

[@L0STR0S3]

Breeka I haven't slept in like 2 days and now everything is funny I died laughing help

[@randomname3669]

He is promoting this channel so more people subscribe to it.

[@asherpereira615]

Random Name almost like he's on KZbin.

[@MarcoPolo-vr6wo]

*Watch Michael play with his toys*

[@markbreuer3982]

Mark McDowell If ja know what I mean ;)

[@acearachnid]

Mark McDowell oof

[@ahmadalkhateeb1180]

*Online...For Free..*

[@drfrz8846]

ahmad al khateeb *So technically, its a DONG*

[@hahaohno329]

Mark McDowell *jared kleinman voice* KINKY!

[@userGoldenStephano]

"I learned to edit my videos" >The music cuts abruptly at the end, instead of fading

[@deleatur]

Well, he said "videos", not "audio". That will take a little longer xD

[@Randomz-jk4hk]

But, didn't Hannah edit this video, according to the description?

[@massivecowbreakout7555]

Does it really matter. I kinda like it this way

[@jayit6851]

"I know the password to this channel and can upload anything I want" Confirmed, Michael forgot the password to VSauce

[@varunkate1247]

Examiner During Math Exam: Why do you have so many rulers??

[@fajrulramdhan2005]

Varun Kate 'i love to bring my toys to the exam'

[@metanumia]

The professor would probably be excited to see a student using these rulers during an exam, if they were cool that is. :)

[@vedhasvinjamuri8356]

It's for that Quick Maths sir

[@Kie-7077]

Or they could say multiply 79516 by 81143, which you could do with these rulers but you'd have to realise how to do it, since the rulers will only multiply numbers by 0 to 9.

[@techveloper1373]

Kie 7077 You could buy multiple sets of these and take them with you.

[@skylarfox_bmb]

"You can watch me play with my toys, online, for free, and they are, by definiton, a dong." Can we just take some time to immortalize this quote?

[@ClawedAsh]

Part of me wants to make this my grad quote

[@Akiringuis]

*_Is pOrNhUb InVoLvEd wIth ThIs???_*

[@mcfixer9503]

even better: "How are michael's toys a dong? well, let's see..."

[@bachlamtung5131]

*A minute of silence*

[@Periwinkleaccount]

It already is. Your comment is as immortal as this video is.

[@radioactiveseaotter]

“Hey, would you like to play with my toys?” Annnnnnnd restraining order

[@aidanthird]

i was wondering where these comments were

[@TheBaronVonBarron]

Michael's toy is a dong. Michael likes to play with his toy. We like to watch Michael play with his dong.

[@brokkrep]

Hey Vsauce, Michael here

[@izharhaque2851]

*Goddammit*

[@laincoubert56]

Actually Michael's toy is a physical object so you can't use it online. If you said "Michael's Toys" though, then it's correct

[@hubb8049]

Hello Ding-Dongers

[@youarereadingmyname]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@Skatche]

"Play with my toys, and by my toys I mean my DONG". Very subtle.

[@AnymMusic]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )

[@theshamanite]

That's a little self-deprecating. Just a toy?!

[@pepperm1nt_tea]

OwO

[@Triplicata]

Micheal has become self aware and is just giving memers free material

[@beesus1412]

i don't think he ever wasn't self aware, i think the meme finally caught on and he's embraced it

[@tuser8]

He explains it a bit in “Comedians” on hoverboards.

[@Sylthsaber]

"And i rolled a 0" no you rolled a 10...

[@danatronics9039]

Well you can't multiply by ten with these, you need both the 1 ruler and the 0

[@Unit_With_Legs]

Someone didn't play D&D lol

[@dominickeijzer5844]

Whoosh.

[@zackabbott]

He rolled a 0 lmao

[@plbster]

@@dominickeijzer5844 "Whoosh" At least you tried.

[@chrisakaschulbus4903]

teacher: "today we'll write a test, no calculators" student: "yes, i need 20 rulers"

[@sceplecture2382]

if your writing why would you need you calculator?

[@deleted-something]

21

[@mcjavabelike8320]

ill just bring some meter sticks

[@chrisakaschulbus4903]

@@mcjavabelike8320 I see how you've changed...

[@lbfilm]

"and I rolled a 0" - on a 10 sided dice... oh Michael

[@jthrone7768]

As a DM my heart broke when I saw that.

[@benwheeler8822]

He said zero is too easy so he probably knew it was 10

[@tarora9563]

I was looking for this comment, I feel betrayed lol

[@acecheso4958]

I don't get it

[@evancarronkee]

Scribby Bungus A 0 on a d10 is ten.

[@-fd]

*Perfect Beautiful Simple and so Well-crafted* :D

[@appleinsanity4733]

I agree. It's brilliant

[@iceddoubletalldouble]

4:23

[@NeverTrustTheMarmot]

This should definitely become a meme!

[@KevinMAbraham]

dont cry, craft

[@SuperZiggyCraft]

I love the text on the screen, and the OOH 2:07 zooming.

[@namelastname218]

This was the start of Michael’s loss of sanity. We did not know what we had coming. Press f to pay respect to his sanity

[@aryanpatel2924]

h

[@forkforsmash3160]

F

[@nickbeggach1222]

F F F

[@adelfaidah3224]

Micheal is probably the only you-tuber that i would listen to him advertising the sponsor. 1- because he actually picks interesting things to advertise. 2- its the Vsause voice that we all love and cant get enough of. 3- Micheal has done so much for us that i feel its disrespectful to not at least hear him out. 4- I need to hear him say "And as always, thanks for watching" and skipping to the end of the video feels like cheating.

[@nzubechukwu]

adel faidah Definitely agreed

[@EternamDoov]

No. All advertisement is bad

[@nejcgrandovec6463]

HEY DO U WANT TO PLAY WITH MY TOYS?

[@helldronez]

my ding DONG is hard

[@FinalStand7]

Dingus Dongus ?

[@yotsuyuyagiyama2443]

*M I C H E A L S T O Y S*

[@buzzsawenthusiast1756]

y e s

[@Akiringuis]

PUDPUDDEMON nice pic

[@MeasuredWorkshop]

This is the type of stuff I love seeing! It's why I love watching Tested as well, just seeing weird and useful toys and tools.

[@bibbatm6081]

Measured Workshop you’d probably like grand illusions

[@SlippyLegJones]

ikr I just went on a Tested binge

[@LucaRmd]

THE GUD kush I love grand illusions :D

[@tapeeater1553]

oh wow funny seeing you here.

[@AkashDasYT323]

head over to Grand Illusion.

[@nano_chesus8933]

0:13 is this the definition of a live cam

[@jakobgib]

You sure meant that your toy is a DING. Cause I never knew anything about a channel called dong, it was always called ding

[@tonster5559]

Jakob Gibhardt oouf

[@tuser8]

What are you talking about? Dings? Dongs? It is and has always been D!NG.

[@officialjarix]

they changed their channel name

[@jakobgib]

JariX Gaming r/woosh

[@tipstyx1867]

JariX Gaming r/woooosh

[@scunekt]

"Plus, I know the password to this channel and can upload whatever I want." lol

[@EnurjiTJ]

I’ll be honest, those rulers are dope

[@davidreynolds4942]

Thanks for your honesty

[@tens0r884]

1:55 Every gym goer: *my time to shine*

[@ScrungleWOG]

"Do you want to play with my toys?" *hol' up*

[@marlosuper]

How are Michael's toys a dong?

[@cristybiakke9853]

This intro is going STRAIGHT to @vsaucememes

[@tuser8]

Justin O'Brien You mean hilarious?

[@pholpi2987]

i really enjoyed the unscripted toy show honestly, really a nice breath of fresh air to your usual stuff.

[@MrRyanroberson1]

and i was dying with his struggle to come up with another factor for 45 XD 1, 1, 0, and then finally 5

[@malta7406]

This is how I want to teach my kids how to multiply: have them make these. They’ll understand it better than I do lol

[@turdblaster923]

Bill Nye: *helpful facts that will help you in the real world* Michael: “W O U L D Y O U L I K E T O S E E M Y T O Y S?”

[@thegeniusjester]

Play with my toys”

[@jakeweberzwier8655]

Bill Nye? Naaahh

[@Dan_f9]

more of michael's toys!!!!! the man is a wonder

[@pacocanamjoon4731]

Dan Farmer the fact that this comment has 69 likes makes it even better

[@skylarfox_bmb]

Paçoca Namjoon underrated comment

[@filipalilovic8562]

Stevie Wonder

[@Inyrth]

Great idea for such a ruler. Amazing to see something like this exists.

[@thech1knlord]

"Hey, would you like to play with my toys?" *LAW AND ORDER: SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT*

[@camacho4107]

ever notice how in the first 30 seconds, he gets so much information out so fast and it feels like it’s been a whole 2 minutes..

[@jNova.]

"Hey, would you like to play with my toys?" ... I'm interested

[@bentenigan573]

Just waiting for the dolan dark video with clips from these videos

[@crispybacon4240]

Dolan? Eww...

[@ClaimingCowbellDRUMS]

Crispy Bacon clearly someone hasn't subscribed to Dolan Dark

[@crispybacon4240]

+ClaimingCowbellDRUMS Why would I? Their content is cringey as all hell.

[@ClaimingCowbellDRUMS]

Crispy Bacon yes but what IS cringe? *Vsauce music plays*

[@crispybacon4240]

+ClaimingCowbellDRUMS _"yes but what IS cringe?"_ You're a fine example.

[@confusioned2249]

"You can watch me play with my toys online for free." Michael, how many times do we have to remind you. This is the internet.

[@DodgeThatAttack]

"hey, would you like to play with my toys?" I'm dying

[@ChadMojito]

My compliments to the genius who edited this

[@somaannn]

Please do not leave your Facebook containment area

[@ChadMojito]

@@somaannn don't tell me what to do.

[@harbirsingh7266]

Happy birthday Michael, whenever it is this month.

[@Semi_Protagonist]

His Birthday is on the 23rd of January.

[@greenjd3700]

omg itz the 22nd wwwooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[@walterh2113]

How is there no character limit on youtube comments?...

[@nilimalokhandekolapkar1157]

*help me plz I* Help me please. Regretted touching that _Read more_ button.

[@proloycodes]

@@walterh2113 because it just doesn't.

[@Tapajara]

My gut feeling is that a slide-rule is a great improvement over these Genaille-Lucas Rulers.

[@artdonovandesign]

Agreed

[@pauljmorton]

Those rulers in a square would make a cool artpiece on my wall.

[@evooff]

That was incredibly interesting.

[@TheBlackRoseCosplay]

" I know the password to this channel and can upload whatever I want" XD LOVE IT

[@aepokkvulpex]

I'm so glad you lined them all up in order

[@ericschwieger5836]

When he asked a question to Eric and looked right at the camera my heart froze for a moment

[@andreasm2287]

pls more content like this. love the "michael does weird things" sort of video

[@djtaitai]

I like how Micheal included the team in this vid to prove he's not filming alone this time.

[@francescogressani7597]

This is awesome!! Im currently building my own genaille lucas rulers, I hope it’ll work as well as micheal makes it look!

[@biscotto92]

0:01 50 shades of Michael's

[@Hexagons7]

💀

[@TimothyCho]

Quick Mafs?

[@ZblockWoW]

Michael is so gifted at teaching. It is enchanting.

[@FullaEels]

I genuinely love these

[@unhearted4510]

"Go play with the neighbors kid" The neighbor's manchild:

[@shogun2215]

Shining pink Comic Sans? 1980s music? I like it.

[@ACDBunnie]

I hope that sequence plays at the beginning of every michael's toys video (assuming he does more). I seriously just stay for that intro.

[@jackkerner6557]

1:50 MIND BLOWN

[@Mr.Barber]

I was so inspired by this video, at first I printed the genaille Lucas ruler but still wasn't satisfied and started today 02-01-21 building my own wooden rulers ♥️

[@theredkey3288]

0:42 0:58 2:07 6:57

[@deus_ex_machina_]

Michael playing with his D.O.N.G.?

[@deleted3942]

oo

[@geobuildgd6321]

Ohh

[@philip6419]

Hike

[@grndragon7777777]

He loves learning

[@tedioustotoro4885]

Do you think that you could sneak these into a non-calculator maths exam?

[@kieranboulton3953]

Tedious Totoro they are technically rulers so...

[@AlfaEcho]

Exactly what I was thinking

[@hussainnawaz502]

Tedious Totoro yea lemme just sneak in all 10 of my rulers here

[@matthewosborne8384]

I was taught Genaille-Lucas Rulers when I was a child for how to do quick multiplication for large numbers without a calculator. You can even draw them on paper. You make a grid for the numbers you need. Lets pick 435 x 25, for this you need a grid that 3 squares wide and 2 squares deep, the number go on the left and top of the grid, 25 and 435 respectively. Each square is bisected from the top right corner to the bottom left corner. Each square is a multiplication of the number on the top and the one on the left. 4 x 2, 3 x 2, 5 x 2 and so on until the grid is completed. To write it in the square the left of the bisect is tens and right is units, so 4 x 2 = 0/8 and 2 x 5 = 1/0. Once the grid is completed you continue each bisect to a new line to create a set of "channels". Now add the numbers in each of those, carrying any 10s as a 1 to the next one, starting right to left. so, and I hope the comment formats properly, 25 x 435 = 0/8 0/6 1/0 2/0 1/5 2/5 1 (carried) 0+2+8 = 0 0+1+6+1= 8 2+5+0= 7 5 = 5 so 25 x 435 = 10,875

[@Leverquin]

i don't get this part "1 (carried) 0+2+8 = 0 0+1+6+1= 8 2+5+0= 7 5 = 5" :/

[@matthewosborne8384]

Did you draw out the rods?

[@Leverquin]

yes 3 x 2 but don't get how you count 0 2 8 and 0 1 6 1 and 2 5 0 and 5 :/

[@jwhine]

I think that’s called lattice

[@matthewosborne8384]

right if you have drawn the rods you will have a set of diagonal lines, extend each to a new line. The diagonal lines between the boxes make diagonal "columns" and you add each "column" then you can get to the answers shown.

[@yasinkhan4620]

Whoever made this was an absolute genius

[@matyasoujezdsky6534]

You are so awesome. I would never get the way how do this work without you Thank you

[@Taikamuna]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )

[@Nugcon]

D o n g

[@Sicdu]

(∩ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)⊃━☆ﾟ.*

[@ryanaiden]

45*3 thumbs up on the comment... I shall not change this.

[@CombustibleToast]

┬┴┬┴┤ ͜ʖ ͡°) ├┬┴┬┴

[@catbot3116]

HOW DO YOU DO THAT

[@trudyneo]

So you could upload anything and just say it’s a DONG?

[@edithfinch7674]

PartyPants yes

[@Re-tf8qf]

Spending over $50 dollars on Amazon for these rulers is the online part kek

[@reimarpb]

Isn't it technically LÜT because he bought it on Amazon

[@kaizoaudio1798]

These are beautiful. I’m a moron when it comes to math, and these really help to break down exactly how multiplication works on the most fundamental level.

[@iamiupa]

As a DND player I am offended by the fact that you considered a 0 on a d10 as a 0. That was a ten.

[@Bunjee98]

Ulisse Paris Artuso nerd

[@YoushouNoKioku]

Same!

[@bobh.6108]

Naw, if your the DM and the person rolls a "O" and they needed to roll high, your 'oh no, you fumbled'. If there were supposed to roll low, then it's "Opps you fumbled, thats a 10." Of your course you do know that 0 - 9 is actually ten digits.

[@christopherpepin6059]

Except any time you roll percentile dice you end up using the 0 as a zero. Both ways are valid and all the DnD players here should know that.

[@aaronh8095]

Genaille-Lucas rulers in different base systems would be interesting (i.e. hexadecimal, binary, dodecimal, etc.).

[@canaDavid1]

Binary is trivial, as these only multiply by a single-digit number. The others would be interesting.

[@Kargnaras]

This sounds like a sex toy ad

[@Sol-hm7ol]

Ubber Nub it is.

[@mig1983]

Best intro I've ever seen in my whole life.

[@jeffreyluciana8711]

This is the third video of yours I've watched in a row and I'm exhausted. :) I love it

[@Chris-ht9ug]

Big maths

[@Re-tf8qf]

9-0-2-3-1× 4=360924 *quick maths*

[@catdogman23]

Mafs ****

[@filipalilovic8562]

Sssllloooowww mmmmafffs

[@Chris-ht9ug]

wtf lol

[@cnj96]

*michael's toy is a DONG* me : 2:07

[@ivanjakovl]

Kek

[@iknosabuk]

Christian Nicholas an.. ooh!

[@cianleon8568]

My heart just melted...

[@joenormanmusic]

Whoever engineered this is a genius and also insane.

[@niclaskristiansen9533]

02:07

[@flyingcow9491]

Niclas Kristiansen ah oooOOOHH

[@DomiNope]

Niclas Kristiansen next dolan dark meme spotted

[@flyingcow9491]

DomiNope I think you mean 00:15

[@emperorlelouch7820]

Oof

[@connorlynch3474]

Great, now this is the only way I can finish

[@GraceMotley]

What an interesting song choice. And what interesting rulers

[@TheHmm43]

Wondering too. Googling the first phrase brings up a song from Moana

[@GvinahGui]

I like this song too, does anyone know its name?

[@Astro_Owl]

I also like the song, but I don't know the name of it as well.

[@DARKOvibrations]

The song is darrude - sandstorm

[@Whaiz-cr4wl]

Can someone please tell the name of that ending song? darrude - sandstorm clearly isn`t that :/

[@markgaras874]

these are super beautiful

[@iamthatis85]

i love this and i want a set that could do other base numbers like base 8

[@jacksonsullivan-bol7748]

Micheals a camgirl

[@NanyaBissness]

I can already see dolan dark making a meme out of this

[@bombomber5474]

Nanya Bissness Same 😂

[@jeanpierrepolnareff885]

“Hey, would you like to play with my toys?” Michael - 10 January 2018

[@quanzoboi420]

I love this show and I love you Michael.

[@mickslikker4739]

That first sentence😂

[@shakespeare6291]

Please make more of these!!

[@snowyfolfskyroo2739]

The amount of zeroes and ones that kept showing up was hilarious

[@clemmonswest262]

Awesome invention at one point in time

[@chadwickerman]

I think I'll just stick with my abacus.

[@rigille]

Tory Tatter Yeah forget rulers soroban rules

[@PantsB4Squares]

I own a eulers disk! I've never seen anyone else with one!

[@killian_doggan]

PantsB4Squares good for you

[@Muffin___]

Ofc Michael has one lol, he’s shown it in other vids aswell

[@PantsB4Squares]

「Merrymuffin」 I was waiting the entire video for him to spin it.. hopefully in a follow up if he continues showing his toys! I like to take my high powered 100mw+ Lasers and hit it while spinning using different magnetic patterns. Its a fun trip toy 👍

[@glockel4308]

Fine

[@johnox2226]

PantsB4Squares Look at StandupMaths- Matt has videos on them!

[@MrJamhamm]

Michael I think we'd all love it if you show all the new things you're fascinated by

[@maqy01]

when you read out and showed how to find the answer I could feel my brain doing a backflip

[@josephsmith6710]

This is vsauce 1 quality!

[@Skelly57]

This is just one giant shitpost

[@RULaughingAtThisCrap]

That was the single greatest intro ever made.

[@faxhandle9715]

Ingenious. I wish I had 1% of the creativity and intelligence of the designers for sure!

[@joniviljami5833]

*Quick maffs*

[@ploxman]

Michael's toys? Very memeable, yes

[@st3fo204]

I need these.

[@tallerdetaller8605]

This is so fascinating to me.