Möbius Bagels

'Tis the season to cut bagels into interlocked halves!!
LEARN MORE:
George Hart's article: www.georgehart.com/bagel/bage...
George Hart's video: • Mathematically Correct...
Eugenia Cheng's video: • Möbius bagel
more about Möbius strips and tori: web1.kcn.jp/hp28ah77/us27f_mob...
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**CREDITS**
Hosted by
Michael Stevens
Edited by
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VFX by
Jack Merline
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[@osjos2822]

Michael blink twice if you were held hostage since December.

[@sirwatzhizface4430]

I... I don't think he blinked at all... Not even once...

[@subpoena.]

Micheal: *Raises eyebrow* *vsauce music starts playing*

[@jankkhvej434]

he blinked twice.

[@toddhoward1498]

*Michael winks at you twice*

[@Androidonator]

He blinked S.O.S you dumbass.

[@nettle8605]

I’m no longer comfortable with Michael being in possession of knives.

[@iij354]

When did you feel comfortable with him and knifes in the beginning?

[@bigbrotheriswatching1190]

He’s kinda like link from GMM.

[@rangerrick5660]

Its also nowhere near Christmas

[@MrBunitj]

@Jason Goatcher Many Australians will often celebrate a "Christmas in July" more as an excuse to have 2 Christmases than any actual tradition.

[@megakiller999]

@Jason Goatcher I remember having this revelation with an Australian I knew. For some reason... I always thought holidays were reversed in the souther hemisphere to match the seasons -_-....

[@michaeljuliano8839]

“Here’s some footage that didn’t make it into the episode,” he says during the episode.

[@hydrashade1851]

he means the original episode.

[@lancesfoodreviews423]

Leaf The CatTail this is the original episode

[@taylorwoolston8856]

That was technically after the episode ended. The main part of it anyways.

[@abbysehra1705]

Plot twist : All these Dong videos were shot at the same time and are being uploaded sequentially to cover up Michael's Disapperance.......

[@Forester_Master]

Explains why he said christmas is around the corner

[@abbysehra1705]

@@kausarmeutuwah8304 hasnt uploaded on vsauce channel for almost a year now so its a running joke. .....

[@abbysehra1705]

@@kausarmeutuwah8304 that series is considered far inferior than his own independent videos thats why people keep taunting him about not making videos for his own channel anymore

[@SerjBassist]

Except that it doesn't explain the beard growth... or maybe the beard is CGI

[@SkyAce200]

Dong videos?? I think you mean D!NG... That's how this channel has always been called

[@spaghetti4896]

This is what happens to you once you learn every fact

[@akhmadkautsarak]

The All-Knowing Stevens

[@natahndolar2142]

And learn 0 opinions

[@BopLouie]

You get caught in Christmas

[@durdleduc8520]

Michael has gotten so smart he has imploded.

[@barbara-annemcgregor1769]

Or is it?

[@zachv7449]

Vsauce 2012: "What if every human on Earth jumped at once?" Vsauce 2019: "Thanks for _bageling_ ?"

[@Zahlenteufel1]

More like: Vsauce 2012: "What if every human on Earth jumped at once?" Vsauce 2019: Micheal's DONG 2019: "Thanks for bageling ?"

[@MarkerMurker]

@@Zahlenteufel1 Vsauce is the home of Mind Field now, that's when the normal videos stopped

[@jacobcrawford208]

Vsauce 2010: Mario Farts!

[@tuxrandom]

I guess that isolation chamber changed him.

[@coryman125]

@@tuxrandom Between that and the ayahuasca, something drove him mad

[@plssushi]

“Hermione” - Michael Stevens, April (apparently December) 2019

[@BroccoliDog]

15:37: "Whoa, getting that knife pretty close to my hand!" 15:40: "Please, guys -- be careful." 15:41: *pokes himself in the hand*

[@MrBlitzpunk]

2014: professional educator 2019: meme machine

[@garrettwallace1302]

Meme👏🏻review 👏🏻

[@elanim2378]

memechine

[@danielruzsik6440]

h ö ö p s

[@gubzs]

I felt like that laugh track was mocking the concept of humanity itself.

[@senecagordon5472]

Same?

[@aceman0000099]

Expect nothing less from vsauce [god?]

[@isaacbair3417]

i was gonna like it but its at 666 likes and i dont wanna ruin that so just good comment ig

[@Pllayer064]

_> concept of humanity_ ????

[@aceman0000099]

@@Pllayer064 we live in a humanity

[@estebandelafp]

This is ilterally Michael doing the same experiment several times with paper, then strings and finally a damn bagel. But I freaking love it. 10/10

[@ViviMagri]

it's very didactic. The progression helps us understand. If he started directly on the bagel, I wouldn't have followed so well what was going on

[@ShadunnaDrums]

The fact that they had to censor their name truly saddens me

[@AliKhan-mg3mj]

what name?

[@eefee22]

Ali Khan probably the channel name

[@boilledwater_3306]

what name? it was always called that. what are you talking about?

[@wr.en.]

It was called DONG before May last year. As an acronym for things you can Do Online Now Guys. Then they had to change the name to D!NG, because they feared demonetization. I'm not sure why though.

[@gug4023]

@o m 'We have always been at war with fortnite, Minecraft has always been our ally.'

[@andrewchapman2039]

Some days I fear for Michael. Other days, I fear Michael.

[@iamElectro]

Which one of those is it today?

[@BroudbrunMusicMerge]

@@iamElectro Yes

[@EtanChamare]

Today I fear Michael. He has become too powerful. No human should ever wield the power of a möbius bagel.

[@marcelaoo]

Seen this one on another video of his

[@H.Perevell]

There is no Some Days - It is always, for both

[@laradimello5791]

watching a middle age man loses his mind over a bagel wearing a christmas outfit in april surely was not how I planned to spend my day but I'm enjoying it

[@Leeqzombie]

If you like this kind of madness you need to watch the klein bottle guy on Numberphile

[@laradimello5791]

@@Leeqzombie I've watched him, he's my favourite kind of mad man

[@FluffyFluffles]

Odd, this is exactly what I was expecting when I woke up this morning.

[@badescuandrei6766]

Not the hero we wanted, but the hero we needed

[@Perseagatuna]

Morbius Bagels

[@Eli_eh]

m- mo- m-... mörbius bagels...

[@SilkWon]

Michael: Christmas is around the corner. me: **looks at the calendar** the calendar whispers: *he done it this time. he lost his mind.*

[@phoenixclifford5763]

Christmas in July is right around the corner...

[@BlissBatch]

I like that you had to check the calendar, just to make sure that YOU weren't the one who lost their mind.

[@MerchManDan]

@@BlissBatch Since the calendar is whispering, we still can't be too sure about that.

[@subh1]

The reason Christmas (Jesus Christ's birth) was started being celebrated in December is to match (or rather overshadow) the winter Pegan celebration of winter solstice when the later Romans tried to spread Christianity across Europe. However the "actual" day or month of the year that he was born is not known (Gregorian calendar was not a thing at that time). Guesses/estimates include October, July, September, May -- in fact any month can be equally likely. References: www.history.com/this-day-in-history/christ-is-born www.bbc.co.uk/guides/zwnsbk7 www.livescience.com/42976-when-was-jesus-born.html

[@mclains8362]

r/iamverysmart

[@thelegend8570]

next on Vsauce "how to cut a bagel into a 4 dimensional sphere"

[@derykian6029]

But a sphere is a 3-dimensional figure

[@xdrago5602]

@@derykian6029 gj nowj you've noticed there is a joke involved

[@lvbboi9]

@@derykian6029 o o f

[@M4RC90]

@@derykian6029 not if it's a 3-sphere, also known as glome

[@derykian6029]

@@xdrago5602 Not a great one

[@leo_roberta]

Michael: *sees Endgame* Michael: "mobius bagels"

[@squakerboy4499]

I thought of this video when I saw end game haha

[@SuperiorPotater]

I ate bagels mobius style before I saw endgame

[@Husk-E23]

Betadesk 23th???!?!?

[@FoxbyPlays]

Michael: reads stone ocean

[@bardisaythen4392]

@@FoxbyPlays Michael: So today on this Halloween special, I'm going to be inverting the gravitational pull of your blood

[@gabdlc_]

This is how Tony Stark learned about the Möbius strip

[@arxeha]

he learnt too much

[@equaius893]

vsauce vs. thanos

[@blumkeet]

We love you 3000

[@alspezial2747]

you have to intertwine the geroelongated pentagonal bipyramid into a 4 dimensional möbius strip to connect it with the hydrostatic fluxcompensator

[@MrCubFan415]

“Christmas time is right around the corner” Calendar: “Are you sure about that?”

[@DarkTyyp]

Now, don't get your nips all tied in a knot now. ಡ ͜ ʖ ಡ

[@emanuelcamacho1809]

i think the room experiment he did years ago is kicking in

[@RobertJHamilton]

Watch this in December and it will make more sense!

[@louisng114]

It depends on how big the corner is.

[@Scanlaid]

payrim Yup I'm not sure how many layers of post-ironic mr stevens has gotten to now. But he's a bona-fide dong brain

[@p1nstark]

I can imagine Michael buying christmas supplies in the middle of April

[@raidedsalt7110]

And easter supplies in november

[@lvbboi9]

@@raidedsalt7110 _this is too much power for one man_

[@raidedsalt7110]

@@lvbboi9 who said he was one man

[@lvbboi9]

@@raidedsalt7110 _o h f u c k_

[@p1ss.official]

@@raidedsalt7110 and Halloween supplies in February

[@luisbreva6122]

You guys dont get it. He is so overpowered he moves close to the speed of light, so our clocks run faster for him. Thats why he said christmas' around the corner,. He is just ahead of us.

[@Leftismforever69]

When you live as Michael Stevens, the concept of time has no bearing in your reality. For Michael, Christmas is both infinitely far away, and infinitely close- dancing as far and as near as his whim commands. One does not comprehend Michael Stevens. One only can fear him.

[@janikarkkainen3904]

I love how Michael has slowly but steadily gone insane

[@harrybalszak7526]

Jani Kärkkäinen lmfao

[@bluemountain8110]

Definitely

[@vladdythebear5872]

From that intro, im pretty sure Michael just runs this channel on his own and he's schizophrenic

[@Zayats_MW]

VladdyTheBear He 100% does. He's just insane

[@fulcrum2951]

Insanely informational

[@senecagordon5472]

He is Jake

[@AverageAnnusEnthusiast]

@@senecagordon5472 and kevin

[@mazzeyy]

hermoine

[@aidanacosta9386]

Morbius bagel

[@Obiika]

"Christmas time is right around the corner" Me, eating Easter chocolate : ... what?

[@MerchManDan]

You can get Easter chocolate around Christmas time. Just gotta go to the right discount grocery stores. ....don't look at me like that. I JUST LIKE CHEAP CHOCOLATE OKAY

[@trilliasf]

MerchMan Dan *>___>*

[@viviangalleher124]

MerchMan Dan we celebrated Easter the day after because every thing is half off.

[@king_noah_2692]

@@viviangalleher124 Yes, because the point of celebrating Easter is to get candy, and not to worship the risen savior, Jesus Christ.

[@sturmifan]

@@king_noah_2692 yeah no nobody worships cheesus anyways. the real god is michael Stevens

[@metalmagerin3]

This man is getting 4th Dimensional laughs for a bay-gull dad joke. I remember why I subscribed.

[@urboihaz]

I seed what u did there

[@Sami-rj2lf]

It's morbin' time

[@manucuello]

Its Möbin' time

[@Zayats_MW]

Nobody: Michael Stevens on 23rd of April: "Christmas is right around the corner" *He's too powerful*

[@altogumanator3000]

I legit just accepted it as an old video, didn't realize how recent it is

[@gats1788]

@@altogumanator3000 haha same

[@ayush.kumar.13907]

yeah, its just around the corner. Its just that the corner is on the other side of east coast to west coast highway.

[@godlyvex5543]

I would not be surprised if he scientifically proved that christmas was actually around the corner

[@thesauciestboss4039]

Southern Hemisphere

[@minegamer5680]

Calender: **Exist* Michael: Im about to destroy this man whole career

[@matthenry2564]

Meme: Exists KZbin commenters: I'm about to destroy this man's whole career

[@rayyismurad6933]

yea

[@inflammatorycommentswithno2407]

quoted it wrong but ok

[@morganminecraftlegion9101]

It's more like the calender's going to destroy Michael's career.

[@suponjiboboru21]

Hotel? Trivago

[@aceof_swordz]

its morbius bagles

[@Mister_Sun.]

i like when he said it's bagel time and then proceeded bagel everywhere

[@zinedinezidane8398]

why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? To get to the same side

[@Dougiewoof]

Lol

[@cmen6895]

Lol

[@nabhchandra_]

Lol

[@charlespeugeot3830]

Lol

[@rashidarashi5133]

Lol

[@thomasturner6980]

Vsauce 2013: where are your fingers? Vsauce 2019: makes bagels

[@DarkTyyp]

Möbius hands in ma pants (・∀・)

[@Sv7Fooster]

Not a fun video for red-green colorblindness.

[@anothermediocreuser6422]

#hehe

[@MrYourcoffin]

Its not vsauce. Its DONG

[@WujaMikus]

I'm glad Michael has finally found his fingers

[@kianh.317]

It’s Möbin’ time

[@Rufal]

mörbius bagels

[@shanedonahoo7704]

I’m really diggin’ this “Christmas in April” vibe.

[@camelopardalis84]

I wonder if you know about "Halloween in January" or not.

[@iCore7Gaming]

Yeah I don't get it

[@camelopardalis84]

@@iCore7Gaming OP's comment, mine, or the original thing in the video?

[@iCore7Gaming]

@@camelopardalis84 I don't get this Christmas thing lmao

[@FlorissMusic]

DanDeMan its a joke, its obviously not Christmas. He evens says dumb, obviously not true thing like: “Christmas means things like Santy claus and seagulls!”. That’s the joke

[@senyksia]

It took me until the end of the video to realise it was april

[@trollshamanpwnage]

dude, we could probably cut you in to a mobius donut.

[@spaghetti2201]

It’s time for the gulag

[@sturmifan]

it took me all the comments to realize that

[@petra_png]

Dude... You have my pixel art as your profile pic. I drew that donut. This is blowing my mind rn.

[@raquelsanchez4129]

Morbius bagle

[@randomvideoboy1]

it's mobius time

[@JoakimKanon]

I feel that we are just a couple of videos away from Michael scribble equations on the wall shouting ”Can’t you see it?! Can’t you see it?!” 😅

[@superfishman3243]

For me, this is proof that we are living in a simulation.

[@user-je2yx4hm7h]

Superfishman 32 we need to write a book “bagels to prove solipsism”

[@redsalmon9966]

Yeah... ikr Michael is too sexy to be real

[@tingaling77]

If we are in a simulatuon, mine must be glitched

[@TheEmoCat]

michael stevens möbius bagel michael morbius bagels

[@Stetofire]

Those red and green papers are not different enough for my colourblind eyes. RIP

[@nakedsquirtle]

Same, was really difficult trying to tell the difference at times.

[@williamromero-auila7129]

Christmas must be tough :(

[@jan_sipiki]

rip

[@TheOfficialCzex]

No one: Michael in the middle of the night: 𝕄ö𝕓𝕚𝕦𝕤 𝔹𝕒𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕤

[@LoopZoopler]

What is that fon-witchery??

[@smivan.]

Hello, I think you dropped this: 𝕠̈

[@Assault_Butter_Knife]

No one: Michael in the middle of April: Merry Christmas!

[@azbyn692]

@@LoopZoopler It's called "Blackboard bold", here's the wikipedia page: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blackboard_bold

[@justsomeguy_yt3425]

Assault butter knife with tactical grip I didn’t even think about that

[@elijahayers2429]

Michael: Christmas is right around the corner! Me: *Checks upload date to make sure I'm not crazy*

[@sturmifan]

i didnt even question this

[@lucassmith1697]

Or to make sure he's not crazy.

[@jasper2469]

Or aren't you?

[@cubedude8690]

Hello guy with a N64 logo as pp

[@nothingtosee8019]

funny enough when it hit my recommended videos...

[@gametheory3458]

I love how the last laugh track was the same one layered over itself several times.

[@Niritus]

If you turn on subtitles, there is a whole different video going on!

[@dannymarie]

It's almost like a bad commentary

[@SimonDMC]

That's a bit of delay

[@stephanodennielpineda6414]

That's what I was gonna comment

[@joncostello8404]

I thought I was losing my mind

[@james4thedoctor482]

!

[@therandombros300]

Michael: Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Me: If they flew over the bay they'd be bagels. Michael: Pringles

[@ymj4256]

Good one

[@gerbilpmc]

_hysterical laughter_

[@MrKross-tc9yy]

@@gerbilpmc _hysterical slaughter_

[@ActionJackson669]

Both were very quality, and I didn't see either one coming. Even if "Bagels" was fairly obvious, I had never heard that one before. Literally the first time, so both of them hit different

[@cdaaat6036]

​@@MrKross-tc9yy comment award winner

[@drmontorsi7498]

vSauce Michael: What will we miss? DONG Michael: *draws on bread*

[@RaynbowDeath]

I literally just watched this after watching "What will we miss"

[@dummkopff2355]

Morbing time

[@Event_Horizon117]

MORBIUS BAGELS

[@marcelaoo]

Eat.

[@nocereal775]

Makre did he forget the sauce password?

[@Bockerson]

Please Michael I have a big meeting tomorrow and I need an interlocked bagel that's cut into two pieces for breakfast.

[@GaminGuy_]

Makre *pbuttword

[@DarkTyyp]

I think we have to give up hope at this point.

[@krukk9095]

This is epic

[@SupaPLAi]

I spent 20 minutes watching a man cut a bagel. I've never even eaten a bagel in my life

[@wolowolowolowolowolowolowo2417]

Me neither

[@OmarBKar-sw1ij]

Donuts are better anyways

[@Wasoney]

Same, here in Chile bagels are just not a thing

[@lactarius7781]

I've never even seen a bagel lmao

[@nopenope1305]

Same

[@SirLiamTheGreat]

IM GONNA MORB

[@Canyon_Lark]

10:43 imagining Michael on a regular day cutting his bagel “normally” as he rotates the knife all the way around it

[@_Onlime]

I feel like we are getting an Easter video in December

[@goofyahhuncleproductions42069]

Micheal is literally spiraling into insanity... each time his beard grows a centimeter he gets more insane

[@LiamLimeLarm]

:O

[@DonBjorno]

:=

[@fulcrum2951]

:)

[@MerchManDan]

:-?

[@danielmorinigo3262]

:( )

[@BartholemewFitzgeraldThe4th]

I loved the part where he said “It’s Möbin’ time” and then möbed all over those guys

[@arq2565]

ITS MORBIN TIME

[@Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access]

Everybody gangsta till the bagel only has 1 side.

[@ClaneEso]

Dagan Ward The bagel already had one side in the first place lmao it's a donut shape lmao. One side lmao.

[@le1323]

@@ClaneEso lmao lmao

[@HalfdeadRider]

@@le1323 lmao lmao lmao lmao

[@kasriouiyassir]

@@HalfdeadRider lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao

[@moonlight_5836]

Oya oya oya

[@murphywynkoop9970]

As a professional baker, I'm horrified. As a long-time vsauce fan, I love it and I want more.

[@tmpecho]

yes

[@PickledPear]

Could you please explain why are horrified? I'm intrigued

[@macminator3000]

0:54 PLEASE I CAN'T BRETAHE

[@Dugi29]

it's Möbin' time

[@justynpryce]

No one: Michael: MUGGLES! QUIDDITCH! HER-MIO-NIE! Everyone: *Distorted laughter*

[@rejectrealism]

And then everyone claped.

[@lichtishlogistics]

I love that robotic laugh track

[@mango_tgo8361]

*big bang theory intensifies*

[@Leo-nz4nf]

bazinga

[@FlorissMusic]

Boopbongo

[@KelticWarrior999]

This man is slowly losing whatever sanity remains within him and I love watching it unfold.

[@LyndonWoytuck]

Just like a mobius bagel... coincidence?

[@KelticWarrior999]

I think not!

[@coyotedomino]

You schadenfreude...

[@vladnightmare7626]

No way he predicted Morbius

[@necrozma4029]

1:53 Pucci explaining his strategy

[@tonalddrump255]

Michael, please, the kids haven't eaten for three days.

[@pranjalvats3787]

Pister Mresident, what do you mean?

[@tomaskaila]

He means that Timmy is starving and Hannah is having a tanic appack because of it. Please give beagle

[@tajhaybanks8656]

@@tomaskaila tanik appack

[@feelreality1273]

Im ded😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@tjcraft7233]

@@feelreality1273 how can you write this comment then ? I don't get it ... =o

[@gilberthjimenez431]

Me: Michael, let me sleep, please Michael: But what is sleep? * vsause music starts playing *

[@284JBr]

People need to sleep... Or do they?

[@vgamerul4617]

@@284JBr *Instrumental moon men while I'm naked plays*

[@just_a_dude75]

Mörbius bagels

[@tomislavnikolic5778]

*Has to flip the knife to make a mobius bagel* Micheal: I'm limited by the technology of my time

[@vxzackxv632]

Michael: "Christmas time is right around the corner" Calendar: *Am* *I* *a* *joke* *to* *you?*

[@scotty9173]

"Christmas is right around the corner!" April: Am I a joke to you?

[@grovemeister04]

No it's a fool's day to you

[@omnom8378]

I love how all the sound effects are stacked on top of each other

[@cyanimation1605]

it's mobin' time

[@spaghetti2201]

Next time on DONG “Join Michael as he slowly descents into madness”

[@Krong]

*D!NG That's how it's always been ;)

[@yourlordandsaviouryeesusbe2998]

It's *D!NG* , you plebian!

[@mickrobertson7782]

Slowly?

[@firefish111]

Next time on DONG: *Michael descends into madness by changing DONG to D!NG.* Dang.

[@beaustanton5286]

John Stevonson what do you mean CHANGING, it’s always been D!NG

[@paraparap6143]

GOD DAMNIT IM ON KZbin FOR 15 MINUTES AND ITS ALREADY CHRISTMAS

[@CarusoDiplomat]

So basically he predicted the plot of endgame

[@justinR8986]

How

[@smam741]

Why'd you spoil it?

[@rays5163]

Not much of a spoiler really, we all know the avengers were in the New York area so them stopping to eat some bagels was inevitable really

[@bughead5615]

@Young Feather 😂😂😂

[@iseedamoon2756]

It was.. inevitable....

[@SlavJerry]

it's möbin time

[@threestripes7774]

Micheals finally went full bearded mad genius, it’s only a matter of time before he flees to the woods and starts building (redacted)

[@lucaspalladinogonzalez9596]

He is going to become primitive technology but he ll build everything out of beagles

[@toolazytochange5045]

@@lucaspalladinogonzalez9596 ah yes, *_beagles_* are very sturdy building materials.

[@deadlywafflez2131]

Ha ha ha thats so [DATA EXPUNGED]

[@LucidFL]

its MICHAEL not MICHEAL

[@Androidonator]

SCP-BAGEL is bagel but not a bagel.

[@ckv954]

Squidward: Who would want a möbius bagel at 2:00 am? Michael: øh BŌŸ 2:o0 ÅM!!

[@icehGG]

i watch this at 1:50 am thanks for reminding me

[@vedvod]

3am at the Krusty krab

[@realcrownedcryptid]

Michael: serve this to your guests and they'll say - Me: "why tf did you put sharpie on my bagel"?

[@gavtv6541]

"Christmas is right around the corner" Me: **checks date** He's finally lost it...

[@lamarvfx_]

300th like

[@AndrewFRC135]

Mobius Bagel at 12:30 AM? Count me in!

[@rossgregory1791]

I raise you to a Mobius bagel at 1:54 AM

[@chrisprilloisebola]

Nah 5 am better

[@the_phantom_cat7912]

@@rossgregory1791 how about 2:30 am?

[@quon9855]

12.04 my dude

[@tajhaybanks8656]

7 26

[@its.arjun.s]

Morbius???? Michael Morbius??? Michael -> Michael Morbius???? 😱 😱 😱 Why didn't we make the connection 😱 Michael Vsauce was Morbius all along!!!!!!!1!!!! 😱

[@its_o9ine613]

Real

[@ceptemzorpus]

this has given me the emotional capacity to kill

[@kaasbaaskoning]

🐌

[@geeteevee7667]

it’s möbin’ time

[@redstonewarrior0152]

My favorite part was when Michael said "it's bageling time" and then proceeded to bagel all over the knife. Truly the most moment of all time.

[@hydrashade1851]

"Christmas is just around the corner!"*cuts bagles in a Mobius strip motion* me:"Are you okay? is this man insane?"

[@TheCoroboCorner]

“Christmas is coming soon.” -Micheal Stevens, the smartest person in the galaxy *6 1/2 months away from Christmas

[@aurumaii5632]

Mani cmodrr

[@luciboye5585]

My guy, your comment makes my brian hurt.

[@j.staleygalan222]

You spelled "universe" wrong

[@saali6860]

If you look at it from another perspective, Christmas is only 5 and a half month away.

[@fantasyhaven3900]

Christmas can be whenever Michael want's them to be :D.

[@TheOfficialCzex]

On this episode of DONG: Michael embraces his inner Cliff Stoll by drawing on food in an effort to demonstrate topological topics.

[@cuca_str4151]

TheOfficialCzex Cliff Stoll is an amazing person

[@codylee1682]

Take a shot everytime he says "hoop"

[@ChickentNug]

"Christmas time is right around the corner" *published on April 23, 2019*

[@marcuszucc4780]

0:29 He's already making dad jokes, and his kid hasn't even been born yet

[@misseli1]

Marcus Zucc Is he going to be a dad!?

[@blahblahblah8123]

Hes a dad to all of us

[@simonbrauksiepe8861]

@@misseli1 yeah He announced it on another channel

[@misseli1]

Simon Brauksiepe That's fantastic, I wish him and his family the best

[@simonbrauksiepe8861]

@@misseli1 yeah me too he's probably a superb nice dad :)

[@inchiostro_sprecato]

Can't wait for that late April fools joke Michael: 𝕄𝕖𝕣𝕣𝕪 ℂ𝕙𝕣𝕚𝕤𝕥𝕞𝕒𝕤

[@PsiVolt]

oh my god that's the april fool's joke

[@natahndolar2142]

Michael: CHRISTMAS IS RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER! Me: that must be a big corner

[@mariAAAAAA_r]

01:07 "and I love you, random citizen!"

[@Wiosidkdododdd]

LOVE YOU METRO MAN!

[@AliHamza-bz4ud]

You know the jokes are good when you put the laughing sound in the background in *2019*

[@jasey5502]

ROASTING GAME it’s so obviously ironic

[@pedroocm]

@@jasey5502 Ikr, how did this guy get so many likes?

[@revengeonmybody8039]

hey Michael, i hope you retrieve your Vsauce chanel password soon with love from your entire fanbase

[@lemon_dog_]

Did he actually lose his password or is he just not posting?

[@nikkiphillips7424]

You mean pbuttword?

[@evacslived5028]

Did he lose his password?

[@penguin-IDK]

we dont knoww

[@davidnoreika5842]

@Youri the series is very interesting, not as good as regular vsauce but just because you are too poor for youtube premium doesnt mean the show is trash