π Tape

[@TwoEcksKay]

Dong Michael's Toys "Oh look at that, we're just over 6 inches."

[@meh5812]

*starts kissing a ball*

[@LL-tq1oe]

*ding*

[@rapmastac1362]

#michaeloutofcontext

[@pablo-gb5th]

what are you talking about? this is and always has been d!ng

[@sagittariusa581]

waiting for a whoooosher

[@Yickerd]

Mom: What are you watching Me: Dong Mom: what is it? Me: Michael is showing me his toy Mom: What toy? Me: His balls

[@Yickerd]

This comment is now irrelevant

[@electricmapping1983]

@@Yickerd Or is it?

[@dokichokei]

@@J.PC.Designs it was always D!NG

[@KAngel32]

@@J.PC.Designs what's dong?

[@unregisteredhypercam2774]

D-Dings O-On N-Naked G-Gongs

[@micahphilson]

I love how he brings his sense of humor out in this channel!

[@freakinbox]

It's wonderfully weird lol

[@mtna964]

me too hilarious

[@bt4308]

He is Dolan Dark

[@randomguy263]

@@bt4308 but dolan dark is pewdiepie

[@bt4308]

@@randomguy263 Michael is also Brad 2, thats why he hates pewdiepie

[@Zekronz]

"As we know, every circle has a diameter." "Or do they?" *_vsauce theme starts playing_*

[@JAL_EDM]

No. They do. Now, does every circle have an area? Yes. Or does it?

[@tilly-h-1]

TheRealJal ʕʘˑ̫ʘʔ yes it does , and as we know a circle is a real shape , or is it ?

[@khushalvadarevu7473]

eyebrow raises up*

[@KrazyKyle-ij9vb]

Why does this have so much meme potential

[@Thebst-or5ji]

@@tilly-h-1 yes it is ,and as we all know a circle is round , or is it

[@charb719]

I think that isolation room caused some permanent damage... I love these videos. Please don’t change.

[@thewolfin]

One's damage is another one's gift

[@xWood4000]

He has been random since he started on KZbin. He hasn't expressed it though.

[@xXbudred123Xx]

May have been the Ayahuasca actually.

[@charb719]

Budred123 yeah good point.... I haven’t been able to watch all of Mind Field because I don’t have KZbin red

[@xXbudred123Xx]

Neither do I, I just know about it from him talking about the experience on the H3 Podcast.

[@Vsauce4]

You're precious, Michael

[@evanoc]

Vsauce 4 when you smile

[@silvx7184]

when you smile

[@How_To_Drive_a_TARDIS]

Ü smile

[@TechnoSinister]

A fourth Vsauce??

[@mr.wanted954]

Hit it from the back and drive you...

[@rebecatj8494]

I came here for education and got objectophilia, an aggressive tape cutting montage, and a very sad song about time lapses I’m not disappointed

[@sergei6769]

💕

[@raven2635]

5:29 I'm in heaven.

[@Stan2016Games]

*_NO U_*

[@cstreak2855]

no u

[@nyansnail7711]

No u

[@blockdragonspecialsummonne7887]

This video was [Made In Heaven] (Poses menacingly)

[@Tiziano75775]

Or are you?

[@GothGoblinNecoArc]

Oh boy, Dolan’s gonna have fun with this one!

[@Chu-XO]

Definitely...

[@cele42]

DON'T YOU GET IT?! MICHAEL IS DOLAN DARK [ILLUMINATI INTENSIFIES]

[@A10Eiro]

I don't think Michael minds that :D

[@_yuri]

it will be dark

[@cirion66]

To me it kind of seems like a mutual love.

[@Atomicrow]

"That's really what life is about." *proceeds to tie a noose around his neck with pi tape*

[@Griima]

"Or is it?"

[@Deadpan17]

Haha I thought the same thing, homie was about to go to the big pie in the sky

[@torikenyon]

5:29 "I only listen to real music"

[@stenkos]

lol

[@comradekiritin]

LMAO

[@bunbunnbunnybun]

*MUSIC INTENSIFIES*

[@gabrielsalutem8258]

FCK HAHA

[@checkplease8041]

It aint slayer but its better than lil skittles factory

[@joenormanmusic]

“This is the longest Pi tape I’ve ever made.” The man has done this before.

[@superfluous9726]

Does this surprise you?

[@THCHead]

he literally said that before you gungungangang

[@guruthemaster4516]

well obviously, who hasn't 🙄

[@4sandibelita]

7:16 Top 10 Anime Betrayals

[@dancruz3506]

Hahahahhahahahhahhahahahahahahahahahhahahaha

[@cbarre9937]

DUN DUN DUN DUN

[@suattas9538]

Lmao

[@Hi-ub7oz]

Lmao

[@pr0hobo]

can some one plz tell me what song is playing then i can't seam to find it I've looked through a lot of the jake chudnow songs and still can't find it

[@flamesatgames]

honestly i've never shipped someone as much as i ship micheal and his ball

[@loss2570]

Same

[@ConnorR.mp3]

perhaps

[@joeylamp_holder2013]

Anything's a dildo if youre brave enough

[@alexblake3455]

Someone needs to make fanart of it

[@andrewlink5113]

Micheal x ball

[@Dalenthas]

Just gonna let that globe go unmeasured, Michael?

[@xelxebar]

Wait... The earth is actually an oblate spheroid and not a perfect sphere??!!

[@StainlessHelena]

the oblate spheroid society has members all around the oblate spheroid.

[@cheesecakelasagna]

New conspiracy: Michael is a moon-truther.

[@jinglemich4941]

%90 of people who read this comment did not realize that he meant the globe on the desk. (*that* globe)

[@ricepatch]

New conspiracy: CheesecakeLasagna is a Jacksfilms fan.

[@thanasaKYS1]

The ending was way too motivational and suicidal at the same time

[@dipankarghosh8495]

I thought he was making a scarf with it.

[@davidramirez6896]

His background is psychology, I feel he’s being sincere. Thanks Michael, I love you too; helping me understand where others had little patience, without even knowing me, it’s like I can feel the oneness of our people.

[@BenTheSkipper]

@@dipankarghosh8495 me too lol but I got triggered instead

[@BenTheSkipper]

@@davidramirez6896 your way of thinking as expressed in this comment is particularly interesting

[@jojo.s_bekaar_adventures]

he was putting a tie around his neck. a pi tie.

[@millarium4078]

WHEN IS THE ALBUM COMING OUT 😍😍😍

[@anueristicantilinguist8476]

Did anyone else feel nervous when he "this is what life is about." as he preceded to tie a knot around his neck?

[@everettdufur6654]

Michael’s singing skills deserve a spot on a Dolan Dark meme.

[@tomerdruker1138]

5:29 "Alexa, play rock music"

[@aliceswanhilda8569]

Golden.

[@Novaking1975]

01123581321

[@cmbestkey8114]

bluey heeler lmao

[@maxwellsequation4887]

@@Novaking1975 Φ φ

[@user-qx8cz9yx9v]

Michael singing is my favourite thing now

[@MarloTheBlueberry]

Same lol

[@Lishak429]

I think Michael really wants to get more memefied. I mean that's a good thing!

[@MilesPrower15]

*notices ur avatar*

[@nicthepic]

He already is.

[@aboriani]

Is memefied the modern version of mummified?

[@nicthepic]

Appithkia my bad brother u right. He is a meme and is already more memeified on Twitter

[@Andrimont]

Wsauce! micheal here! Do you want my head delievered to your house?

[@alaha8349]

this is what michael does when no one is there to restrain him

[@andymcl92]

I think he spent too long in that isolation room for Mind Field...

[@nishankshah4111]

He’s an absolute mad lad

[@mariomilardovic2158]

+andymcl92 youre just saying that bcoz thats the only Mind Field you saw (or able to see) I know the feel mate

[@andymcl92]

There's the Trolley Problem episode too!

[@mariomilardovic2158]

Lol true true thats why Im sad about living in a country that doesnt have youtube red

[@Fai9aalTS]

3:37 LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL i love how he included that

[@Ryukachoo]

BUT HOW DO I DO THIS ONLINE NOW, GUYS?

[@MS-zr8wj]

Today's D.O.N.G. is Do *Offline* Now, Guys

[@MrAronJames88]

Aren’t you online when watching KZbin? Therefore you learned to Do This Online Now.... My Guy 😉

[@sheddingmyvelvet]

EXACTLY!!!!

[@moikkis65]

do outside now, guys

[@BlockBlazer]

unless you somehow have the video illegally downloaded offline as soon as it comes out...

Do Offline Now Guys

[@PootisOutrage123]

no

[@champyheteromer9946]

Vinícius Lemos its still a dong

[@marloscatos3001]

Don't Offline Never Gals

[@piyushsahu6045]

you're creative

[@slv_jonathanc15]

Michael forgot vsauce 1 password so he's using dong channel now lol

[@samantony4423]

I don't understand how Michael nails this aesthetic so perfectly

[@robertterrill525]

Sam Ritchie Yeah he’s a complete mastermind.

[@avanewman3545]

He should make a video on that

[@MinhLe-tu1zl]

Firelord Ava nice play

[@officialszabobeatz]

He better learn how to moonwalk first.

[@aspirerl4807]

Sam Ritchie Or does he?

[@waynepeterson5070]

Teacher: Michael you got an F. Michael: *OR DID I*

[@jagadishgospat2548]

**VSAUSE THEME INTENSIFIES**

[@jacobreed8753]

Hes finally gone crazy

[@rebecatj8494]

Jacob Reed yes

[@ToninFightsEntropy]

You think this just happened? xD

[@PhoenixLive_YT]

0:08 i can see the memes coming

[@hussaina.4431]

Dolan dark is probably already ahead of you

[@federicotroncoso3140]

I want Vsauce kissing Melon's forehead

[@RyanCya]

Oof

[@biblicallyaccurateangel1378]

*when you just love balls*

[@idot3331]

5:30 6:26 9:43 Definitely

[@kinjiru731]

When are we getting an album of Michael's greatest hits?

[@LEGIONCABAL]

Right here kzbin.info/www/bejne/i3rNqomjd7ehadU masterpiece

[@fatboyinasandpit3434]

It would be too big

[@williamdowling7718]

Every video is a greatest hit. His youtube channel is the album you're looking for.

[@lube8261]

0:05 Michael’s greatest kiss

[@gustavgnoettgen]

Michael: "diameter" My brain: "πameter"

[@gfixler]

My coding brain: "Law of Demeter" My poetry brain: "trochaic dimeter"

[@Artist-128]

This is literally how I memorized the formula for circumference. c = πameter

[@maxwellsequation4887]

@@Artist-128 did u actually need a trick to memorize that small and pathetically simple formula? Ig u don't have a brain

[@segmentsAndCurves]

@@maxwellsequation4887 Nice joke!

[@resolvanlemmy]

Pameter

[@Imadthebest23]

Your music is sick. When is album coming?

[@HnTr_VDH]

Jake roper makes a playlist, that’s as good as ya gonna get

[@HnTr_VDH]

OH THAT music, yeah I want an album

[@Excalibaard]

sick != sickening :D

[@heimatei333]

February 30th ;)

[@resolvanlemmy]

December 37, 2074

[@ghostmaya5724]

i feel bad for everyone who doesn't know about this channel and gets to watch michael be the biggest sweetheart ever bless ur soul michael

[@TarnishedProductions]

thumbs up for repping my boy lance

[@AskAir]

*Great songs, Michael. Love your toys and bald spots!*

[@billymemes4616]

I especially like his balls

[@piyushsahu6045]

spot*

[@coxfuture]

/r/nocontext

[@caffeecup5319]

When youre that one kid at school who still celebrates Pi Day...

[@DreamLogic26]

I celebrate it, it's my birthday! 🎂

[@jeren0]

@@DreamLogic26 oi sameeee!!

[@equaius893]

when pi day was a weekend...

[@jupiterho11ow]

pi day birthday gang rise up

[@beastlybongos9678]

Pi day was exactly when washington went into lockdown from covid

[@__-cd9ug]

haha he always makes sure to put meme potential in his videos that's amazing

[@derszatan6109]

Trueee

[@whiteout0111]

Exactly, I can see that ball kissing in a future meme

[@PanzerMan332]

5:29 "I only listen to REAL music".

[@davidroberts6242]

did he have kids recently or something he's seeming more and more like the dad of that one weird kid in high school.

[@chaoticstorm8145]

Compared to your vsauce videos it actually feels like you're being yourself in this videos, and I like that.

[@al3x3lm3jor]

Chaotic Storm people can be both

[@noamias4897]

Professional and spare time, you can enjoy both

[@Thrna_1]

Ok, you can't tell me they didn't think about how sexual "Michael's Toy's" would seem flashing in pink.

[@lvbboi9]

0:09

[@berb8300]

11 months later and all but the whole joke is that it's made to look sexual. I mean, are you that sped?

[@koibubbles3302]

рыжийкот7 We know.

[@TheNeuteredCat1]

@@berb8300 some of us dont follow vsauce like that

[@toxikplazma3632]

@@TheNeuteredCat1 you don’t even need to know vsauce to know that’s the entire joke

[@7AYD3N]

I can’t tell if he’s stepped it up or given it up.

[@nib1448]

It's his second channel, so this is just a fun little side video to his mind-boggling, universe-questioning regular videos on his main channel.

[@FinleyMcB]

He’s probably getting really stuck into it after working on Mind Field and his live show for so long. I’m digging all the extra content.

[@lawrencecalablaster568]

ALL THIS WORK WILL BE TOTALLY WORK IT, 'CAUSE WHEN I'M DONE I'LL BE ABLE TO FIND A DIAMETER BY WRAPPING THIS 'ROUND A CIRCUMFERENCE!!!!!

[@Hutabah]

NOW ITS TIME TO PUT NUMBERS ON THE TAYEEYAYEEYAPE! YEAH YEAH YEAH, ITS GEOMETRIC FUN! REMEMBER TO ALWAYS BELIEVEINYOURSELF!

[@pgan]

Couldn't find the lyrics anywhere, thanks!

[@SkyAce200]

NOW IT'S TIME TO PUT NUMBERS ON THE TAAAAAAEEEEAAAAEEEEAAAAPE, YEAH YEAH YEAH IT'S GEOMETRIC FUN, REMEMBER TO ALWAYS BELIEVE IN YOURSELF!!!!!!

[@coopman0]

Poulomi Ganguly 5:30

[@pgan]

The Ultimate Time Lord It was a joke.. that I couldn't find the lyrics of his song online and not.. in the video 😂

[@loreskcanada8402]

*all this work* yeah *will be totally worth it* yuh *cause, when I'm done, I'll be able to find, a diameter* say whaa *by wrapping this round A circumference* ....... *Now it's time to put NUMBERS on tayy-ayy-aape* !!! *yeah yeah yeah* !!! *It's geometric fun, remeber to always BELIEVE in yourselffffff*

[@LEGIONCABAL]

Heres the only song version kzbin.info/www/bejne/i3rNqomjd7ehadU its beautiful

[@alexanderharaldh4831]

OMG hahah

[@rbvaet3438]

where can i buy this song?

[@JasKapadia]

Getting bill wurtz vibes from those songs...

[@AniGaAG]

"[...] Imperial units... but no one wants to use those." Truth. xD

[@Ed-zl7uj]

9:56 Michael, what are you tying that tape around your neck? 10:00 MICHAEL?! 10:01 DON'T "BYE" ME!

[@yuhg9139]

Lol

[@Silverwind87]

*DDLC theme plays*

[@Kaiwala]

Funny meme

[@Hybrid10Prime_Creative]

I'm going to make a YTP based on this, thanks

[@grampton]

dude I just had an idea for a video but am too late

[@isidannich8980]

This is pure Dolan Dark material

[@anonnona6940]

*Michael's TOYS*

[@dwellerintheden7973]

He likes to play with his toys( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@Nilguiri]

Who is "Micheal"? Does he live in Isreal?

[@How_To_Drive_a_TARDIS]

Shyam Bahmani welcome to dong Michael's new channel originally it was Vsauce one but It is currently taking over by Red

[@robint28]

Shyam Bahmani ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°

[@RougemontForge]

Heh.

[@sandonschultz7355]

0:54 "I wish I had a decimal imperial measuring tape” *rest of the world laughs in metric

[@oscartaya324]

3:27 nice imperial burn

[@oscartaya324]

Peter Hofmann "no one wants to use those" He's talking about the fact that only a relatively small minority of the countries in the world use the imperial measurement system.

[@oscartaya324]

Peter Hofmann The word burn as I've seen it used on the internet can also refer to lightly insulting or ridiculing something in addition to standard use you mentioned.

[@Jzphh]

I think Vsauce has caught on to his audience's suspicions of him being genuinely insane and now he's just taking it to ridiculous levels to mess with us

[@SeraphxHikaryu]

You could say he is a ... π-oneer... ... I'll show myself out... >_>

[@x-daveonpc]

i suggest you watch the future humoristic movie about maths , it's called American π ...

[@parkervanalfen2485]

X- DaveOnPC meh, I gave it a rating of 3.14 out of 5

[@nyanbrox5418]

i've seen some bad puns but this one really takes the Pi

[@callioclops]

Never change KZbin comments... Please...

[@GeorgieBonsoir]

Ohhh god that was really good...

[@stampfertnilpfert4485]

“The one I own is in imperial units but..... no one wants to use that” *_uses the metric system_*

[@Owen_loves_Butters]

r/antijokes

[@GrotesqueSmurf]

Because metric units actually make sense and are easily translatable.

[@SgtPeppersLonelyHeartsClubBand]

@@GrotesqueSmurf how do they inherently make more sense?

[@adamstubben]

@@SgtPeppersLonelyHeartsClubBand how many yards are in a mile? Now how many meters are in a kilometer? 5280 / 3 is a lot harder than just changing a couple zeroes

[@SgtPeppersLonelyHeartsClubBand]

@@adamstubben oh okay point taken

[@RallyemiXXedup]

hes making it too easy for the memelords

[@Lonestar_racer]

Rally!

[@rallyfan22b88]

Bangs And Pops Fiesta R5 :)

[@RallyemiXXedup]

its a wrc actually :D

[@SniperNator305]

It’s what he wants. He’s a smart man.

[@louisvii807]

I wish I was that ball at the beginning...

[@thereal_abi5162]

Cynosure i

[@currently_In_stealth_behind_u]

noice

[@hallkarl18]

lol what?

[@szymonozimek]

lol

[@smashley7210]

I wish Michael would kiss my balls too

[@Pharalex]

+1 like for the montage song

[@alicetf]

666 likes

[@FunkmastaJoe]

make that +1 more :D

[@aalden1441]

I hope I can buy it on iTunes...

[@user-qo1xi3fr9n]

I was the 1,300th like of that comment and i refuse to believe that anything except the montage song brought me that luck

[@sukmadek8626]

I liked on the second montage lol

[@Randomz-jk4hk]

The only video with a perfect shot of Michael's complete circular bald spot is one about circles and pi. 3:39

[@spike10h]

I really wish I knew the diameter of this DONG

[@kyanovp1915]

It’s really long, I checked on Google it’s 3,1474839392928384747753829 DONG’s long

[@JamesSpeiser]

awesome

[@miamcmurray3596]

0:07 *comic sans intensifies*

[@sooperman05]

Lol oh man he's finally lost his mind

[@cornekeetels5293]

That happend quite some time ago already, my friend

[@noe9250]

5:12 using the same, single measurement of Pi means that every time you draw another Pi onto the tape, you add the error. It would be better to measure out, say, 5 Pi units from the tape measure, and then repeat those 5.

[@jfrusciantetube]

THANK YOU! Or even least re-check and compensate every multiple of 5 PI. Maybe this is pretty obvious only to engineers and programmers?

[@noe9250]

jfrusciantetube another possibility is measure 8pi, and then fold into halves. You might be kinda right, I’m an experimental physicist so I’m used to the idea of errors.

[@prestongarvey2599]

to everyone seeing these replies, welcome, to the nerd channel

[@angelmendez-rivera351]

jfrusciantetube Only scientists and engineers are well acquainted with this. Plenty of educators are as well, but sometimes they just forget. Most people forget this, though.

[@TheBlueKnight-]

@@angelmendez-rivera351 why would it be different and an error ?

[@randomman1000tweeny1]

at 09:52 as Micheal started to tie the tape around his neck I started getting really worried it was about to take a grim turn. Micheal please never scare me like that again lol

[@TrickShotKoopa]

i though the same thing man!

[@NeoArmstrongJetArmstrongCannon]

I thought he was going to measure the diameter of his neck..

[@jakethebeest2376]

i here i thought he was just making a pie tape tie

[@dipankarghosh8495]

@@jakethebeest2376 I thought he was making a scarf.

[@avi-sb5lb]

_L_

[@marinarabandit]

This is one of the best vsauce videos in a while lmao

[@加州猫主席]

TonyChubbs100 This is the type of content we _deserve_ on Vsauce. Also the logo appears at the end

[@chaoticstorm8145]

TonyChubbs100 DONG was created by vsauce so it may as well be considered vsauce content

[@nbashooter604]

who's vsauce I only know DONG

[@SenneVorsselmans]

Look him up then NBAShooter, you're missing out

[@dukethotness]

Na Zhao Heck I'll watch it on Logan Paul's channel as long it's Michael Stevens

[@elijahragland8498]

how can you not love Micheal Stevens.

[@joshc.3834]

This man has always been humorously brilliant, but he shines in both departments even more with this channel. Great work as always Sir.

[@Jeffaniel]

He hung himself after the video with that very pi tape

[@DarthPlaguais1]

AA Jwop the upside is, that the person discovering his body instantly knows the diameter of his neck!

[@sama.8730]

DarthPlaguais1 I highly doubt his neck is an exact circle.

[@9975975098]

no the diameter of his neck plus the tape.

[@glitteringprize8237]

Im still crying

[@xaile5293]

don't tell Logan Paul

[@mostlyaditya]

3:29 agreeably savage

[@jacobrunnels3741]

Anyone else moderately impressed by Michael's singing? 😂

[@cyclic7772]

Ikr

[@Thee_Znutz]

No, I'm mesmerized

[@AUTONOMOUSV]

It got me rolling around the floor 😅

[@thenamestails7152]

2:44 Don't pretend it's just "luck", we all know you are a cyborg with precise measuring electronics.

[@the_honkler778]

9:48 is he trying to make a noose? 10:00 no plz dont

[@jamesvanbergeyk2353]

2:38 is me whenever I succeed at anything.

[@stevedoe1630]

“...well, it really just luck.”

[@carlosandleon]

DONG

[@ACrispyOreo]

James Van Bergeyk a

[@noahblanco6105]

listen, its not you succeeding its just luck

[@immortalsun]

@@stevedoe1630 *it’s

[@JordanMitschelen]

I'm smelling a new Dolan Dark video.

[@danisbz3933]

I)m smelling a thousan DD videos

[@andrijamilic2818]

5:29 6:29 Thank me later

[@prestongarvey2599]

thank you

[@quigonjinn3072]

Ill thank you now

[@robotchan]

THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@Izzy-wl7gl]

Omg thank you that was amazing

[@mateussilva635]

Thank you!

[@girlsinredtrenchcoat1169]

THE SINGING I THOUGHT I WAS BROKEN BEFORE I THOUGHT I WAS HARDENED I THOUGHT I WAS READY FOR ANYTHING ELSE HE MOCKED ME WITH I WAS A FOOL

[@hiukas.]

5:30 My new ring tone

[@mei9401]

same +-+

[@michaelstoudt6417]

Same

[@hamdysayrafi8122]

I see what you did there.

[@paulformo]

3:07 *Oh! look at that we're just over 6 inches*

[@davinjones2829]

Hahahah

[@hairohukosu433]

SO MANY COMMENT LIKE THIS IM DYING LMAOOOO michael is the ultimate meme

[@G14Moon]

Dong

[@NuclearWinterMan]

Ben Moon Michael's toys

[@ryandupuis5860]

👌

[@nikoskontraros9161]

That whistle at 8:51 is a sign that you have been hanging arount with Adam Savage too much.

[@jamesburgess2k]

Michael is senπ.... I'll see myself out now.

[@justcallmeluuf]

Stop. plz no.

[@raph-ik9ys]

sin(pi) is more mathematical

[@geovannimondragon7028]

James Burgess this was actually really good

[@StupidTrashPanda]

I see no reason for you to.

[@YourLocalMedic]

James Burgess Nah you can stay.

[@polaris_babylon]

Miss VSauce videos

[@connorjackson4093]

☆ is VSauce Videos your second name? Or do you miss them?

[@skyehighmedia]

Why do you miss what isn’t gone.

[@mohammadsufian7890]

Ian Tidwell Because Michael rarely uploads any new video on his vsauce channel

[@rfldss89]

I think he's taking a break from VSauce videos because of his brain candy live tour. I miss them too, but these DONGs help fill the void somewhat. I wish he'd fill my brain with more amazing Sauce™ though.

[@sceptile0k311]

All about mind field now

[@Thee_Sinner]

I got so anxious every time he ran the tape through his hand.

[@lovelyxyz]

Uriah Siner why

[@TromboneSauce]

Paper cuts

[@MaQuGo119]

Millenials are weird creatures

[@colek.r5280]

OMG totally.. He could've died! Crazy..

[@dakotarobinson1497]

Same

[@getsmoked7219]

2:43 Michael : "That's..." Me:"Rad?" Michael : "...really just luck"

[@holycow818181]

That's rad...ians.

[@getsmoked7219]

@@holycow818181 Thanks for explaining the joke. Say it louder for the people in the back

[@Tairex777]

​@@getsmoked7219ok RADIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAÀAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@RandomMmm-d1l]

0:09 Dolan Dark be like "god i wish that was me"

[@Aubsydinklegirl]

Suyog Dahal honestly, doesn't everybody think that?

[@venomgaming9807]

Suyog Dahal i

[@liamgriffin218]

“That’s really what love is about.” He says as he ties a noose around his neck

[@TallicaMan1986]

I think thats a Pi Tape Scarf,

[@kartkajkaj4894]

Michael was found dead the next morning, hanging from the ceiling with his homemade pietape around his neck. Sad

[@limcheehean]

Kartkaj Kaj Sayori?

[@subsribetopewdiepie6673]

Lim Chee Hean he put the tape around his neck at the end off the video so it looks like he was going to hang himself

[@falconbaker8553]

Lel

[@googlekleepsshowingmyname6040]

The Police have given an official statement: 'As the death of an human is is a sad occurence, especially if it befells someone so beloved, at least wie now exactly know the diameter of his throat.'

[@devinward461]

Lim Chee Hean People can try... Or can they?

[@kae-ham]

Lyrics for 5:29 and 6:30. You’re welcome. -5:29- ALL THIS WORK WILL BE tOTaLlY WORTH IT CAUSE WHEN IM DONE ILL BE ABLE TO FIND THE DIAMETER BY WRAPPING THIS ROUND A CIRCUMFERENCEEEEEEEEUHH -6:30- NOW ITS TIME TO PUT NUMBERS ON THE TAYAYAYAYPE YEAYEAYEAHH ITS GEOMETRIC FUNNN REMEMBER TO ALWAYS BELIEVEINYOURSELFFFUH :)

[@justizz707]

Thankie :3

[@Biohaz01]

As Michael said in a H3H3 video, he embraces his memification, and its been showing in his videos and its awesome

[@QuadroMemes]

6:25 When’s your next album coming out Micheal ?

[@pavelk.2176]

This is gonna make such good memes.

[@Zokalex]

Paci Paci Pac you bet

[@halo2theflood]

Paci Paci Pac they write themselves

[@GurraLager]

I can’t even begin to express how much I love this channel...

[@godwho5365]

can we use it measure the diameter of Michel's bald head?

[@VoltisArt]

No, only the average diameter. Heads are not generally circular.

[@tomatagamers7110]

Who the heck is michelle and why is she bald?

[@anamggss]

@@tomatagamers7110 Did you just call Vsauce Michelle?

[@lucanavarrete7234]

The circumference of his brain rivals the gods

[@prarthikkrishnan8160]

used the scale in one of the shots baldspot area = 88cm2 and diameter =28cm

[@dclstn]

Oh boy, more meme content

[@ArnoNymus]

xDD thought the same

[@theimaginativeweirdo4537]

HAHAHAHA

[@thecircle8568]

?

[@f1vealarm30]

I want someone to love me as much as Micheal loves his ball

[@hzlink]

I'm here for you F1ve Alarm

[@f1vealarm30]

Hzlink thank you bro I needed that

[@hanniecloud]

same 😢

[@elijahwu4168]

Someone please make a track of Michael singing at 5:40

[@treytorrez4197]

Michael: "lemme grab a pen" *bites off cap* *spits cap* *cap goes in cup* AND THE CROWD GOES WILD

[@lawrencecalablaster568]

That taping montage was pi-fect.

[@jirachixu]

Lawrence Calablaster pi(r) fect

[@royspielberg6738]

Now I'm waiting for Dolan Dark to make a meme out of Michael's montage song

[@davinjones2829]

Roy Spielberg I think we all silently are waiting... even Michael Stevens himself

[@THCHead]

9:32 *ends with a talk about frendship and putting a paper noose around his neck*

[@BurakUnutmaz]

Omg I wasn't expecting him to.. sing..

[@illegitimately9624]

We just learned about diameter tape in forestry class. Loggers use them to find the size of trees.

[@zach6525]

Cool

[@fins4586]

Ok. That answers my question. The tape is for things that you can’t readily measure the diameter of. In the case of a wheel, or cylinder, I couldn’t see the point bc you could just drop a ruler on the top of it and measure the diameter directly.

[@marioradinovic1021]

@@fins4586 fennerschool-associated.anu.edu.au/mensuration/gr/CALIPERS.GIF

[@calebsherman886]

"Nobody wants to use imperial" I love vsauce.

[@sierra121cyan]

Micheal just kissed his ball on Dong. *He then showed his signature logo, 'Micheals' Toys'*