12 Hours A Slave II

[@TrashMammalia]

Sam neglecting his wife and children to play videogames for ONLY 12 hours straight?? Wow, you're getting a lot better, Sam!

[@rumplstiltztinkerstein]

At least he has a reason for it this time.

[@TheLordFragger]

Plus snacking on chewing tobacco in his basement.

[@moodystew690]

But don't forget how he neglected tarkov for 5 months

[@ddums89]

Can we get a $ amount of how much he made from the stream and this video combined? Then we can do the math of finding out what his income was for this endeavor.

[@TheLordFragger]

@@EZReezy You put it in your mouth. So basically it is a modern version of chewing tobacco. Less disgusting maybe.

[@HR_PaperStacks]

It was nice of Sam to take time out of his tunnel-digging schedule in NYC to play Tarkov for us

[@t--w5203]

Shekelscheme

[@whiskeytango9040]

He came out of the sewer just to make this video?

[@Guaguadeath]

Lmao he got caught up in them secret synagogues

[@Bezokay]

😂😂

[@kris5187]

fucking LOL

[@EarthChanGames]

The first 16 seconds of the video makes me know it’s gonna be a good video

[@Nomoneyman9]

I made it through the first 16 and was like oh yeah we got a banger

[@Ladle66]

meh

[@thicks4783]

Strange, first 16 seconds for me was a kfc ad, same energy though

[@grimslayerxx]

Correction- The first 36 seconds.

[@koopis9054]

DEADASS

[@GhostyWhosty-]

The way he drags loot from larger rigs and backpacks into his moderately smaller equipped rig and backpack is such an elite gamer move

[@TippyJenkins]

Then he drags the rig or bag into the larger one like an elite. Or normal tarkov player idk i aont played in a year and a bit

[@SmolKTN]

Most under-rated comment here.

[@fabian6087]

Alright that was uh.. That was a good Scav run. Uuuhhh... We got a lot of, got a lotta good kills. -General Sam, after extracting raid with 2 out of 4 teammates lost in battle, zero enemy contact

[@Bounty2223]

Nobody (important) left behind

[@peenplays4219]

I read that as soon as sam was saying it. Crazy

[@solland2289]

Sam knew he'd have to release a banger video if he wanted us to ignore his activities in the NYC tunnels

[@tkorab1]

nothing makes me happier than the annual hour long tarkov video from sammy

[@michaeldakota9858]

00:18 felt that

[@teddiedoggo8965]

every 10 months

[@dolphin8815]

Nothing makes me happier than the anal hour long tarkov video from sammy

[@dominicrichardson5546]

You won't realise it at the time but one of them will be the last

[@PartyGoy]

1​@@teddiedoggo8965

[@cosmonauthal7651]

Man watching this makes me realizes that if BSG just worked on Communication,Deadlines, Cheaters, Infrastructure, Que Times ,Net Code, Optimization, Audio, Bug testing, UI enhancements, Patch updating, balancing, overall direction, In game economy, End game, Beginning game, Middle Game,Armor, Bullet penetration, Pricing advantage’s, power creep, hit reg, the massive amounts of down time etc. they might have something, so close.

[@KiddBuu_]

And next they’re working on overhauling the game’s graphics. Super interested to see where that goes and when it’ll happen.

[@cookechris28]

@@KiddBuu_ FOR WHAT POSSIBLE PURPOSE

[@KiddBuu_]

@@cookechris28 I’m assuming visibility/lighting and just making the game look better in general. Supposedly they’re reworking the rendering system, so possibly better performance as well.

[@ScorpionCA]

Too bad, you get $100 upgrade for stuff EOD was promised and pay-to-win items

[@cosmonauthal7651]

@@ScorpionCA oh the sarcasm in my comment I hope made it through the game is a fucking mess on all fronts lol.

[@chuck-gj1ip]

There's nothing stranger than seeing Sam win a 2v1, how did the rat man manage that

[@fernandoferraz4146]

Nicotine

[@ryanmaris1917]

I think our rat has developed in to partial chad. He’s still has the mind and instincts of a rat but the ability of a chad.

[@plasticbag4102]

the other guys were holding some cheese

[@smilestheemo3365]

He hit em with the rat attack

[@D3xt3r33]

@@ryanmaris1917 a rat can only devolve into a chad !!! get it straight next time ! rat council is watching you

[@easton7978]

It’s insane how little Sam and Poob play video games outside the podcast. They’re always so funny

[@bbbbbbb51]

I've seen Poob he funny maybe 1 or 2 times ever.

[@cukman1643]

@@bbbbbbb51 bad sense of humor dude, in every tarkov video he is in he is hilarious.

[@monkeysoulz]

The way Sam drags loot into his inventory after who knows how many wipes gives me strength

[@yagnenttv]

Him and Aqua have to be related at this point

[@yikesmcgee-gz3lq]

It’s a perfectly matched duo. Both are absolute fucking bots 😂

[@w-dad4040]

He clicks the search button when you can just click in the unsearched black box

[@hdjono3351]

@@Khornecussionhe’s saying the fact that Sam has played for years and still doesn’t Control Click stuff into his inventory and then organize everything

[@therealamon]

The ctrl key gets neglected so much

[@HTacianas]

Sam is the kind of guy to frag his squadmate just to get the parcel of brownies his mom sent him

[@nothanks5520]

wtf kind of unit of measurement is that?

[@jonholla6463]

​@@nothanks5520it's not lol a parcel is a package

[@Arkhestra]

mans gotta eat

[@ItsVeX]

Most memorable intro to a video I've seen in a while

[@mydrillasanjay5397]

Miss vexx 🥵

[@ItsJabo]

The new Tarkov wipe has been so fun - so glad to see you back on it

[@oak6232]

Hey! I love your videos bro and that's awesome that you like Sam's content too! Keep up the good content bro. Make takrov videos! I'd love to watch those.

[@devbino2272]

jabooo!!!

[@nvg3971]

Oh boy, it's a good day to not have my heart randomly explode so I can witness this blessed hour

[@andrewbrowne7831]

Oh boy, I sure do love my appendix. It would be a shame if it were to explode.

[@martinszymanski2607]

what the fuck is this comment lol thank you

[@madysonluvs]

i’m concerned but also laughing

[@rannnoch]

your heart will now self destruct in 3... 2.... 1...

[@sugarysweetjoker1664]

Awh dude same, except i'm one day late but still!

[@bazzdavis8195]

Honestly its really nice to see sam and aqua playing again

[@GastroGoblin]

I laughed harder than I should at the "I am such a fucking loser" because I can relate about the kids and in laws thing, and the Black Hawk Down bit was fucking kino.

[@Blackobluna]

"I've been considering... taking my own life." "...Well get on with it, loser"

[@SappyEuphoria]

Seeing aqua and Sam talk again after aqua murdered those hobos is so nice to see truly a god amongst men able to contain that beast and have him stream and entertain

[@Goose2001]

46:11 The musket volley made me laugh out loud

[@kevynwolf]

this is exactly what I needed to stop me from going out to my car to get the Mossberg out of the trunk on my lunch break today

[@lordfatcock]

gaming

[@jeremywarner899]

Hour long lunch breaks are necessary bruh .

[@kevynwolf]

@@jeremywarner899 id go ballistic if all I got was 30 mins every day

[@vladvalo]

Cringe

[@kg7219]

So are u one of those guys who comments on reels of couples talkin abt how their “double barrel looks real kissable rn” or what ? Cuz those jokes are pretty lame like I get being depressed and wanting to make light of it but damn therapy is not that expensive my guy lmfao

[@kylephaneufmusic]

I pissed myself when Sam said “one volley.”

[@theShermanator]

More Tarkov with Sam again, let's goo Edit: 20:57 Sam just died behind that pillar without the guy being visible, love Tarkov netcode lmao

[@JustmeIguess]

Wait you play tactical shooters also?

[@theShermanator]

~2100 hrs in Tarkov alone, been watching Sam for a good bit@@JustmeIguess

[@Zargabaath]

"Netcode" hehehehe

[@sovietuwunionbruh7857]

I would have shit my self with rage

[@ronnie9379]

@@Zargabaath well isn't it the netcode? It's not just "Random desync" when that stuff happens. What it seems some people don't understand, is that there is a consistent delay between what you see, and what is happening server side. it's always around .25 - .5 seconds of delay, more if there's high ping. But it's a result of the netcode working in such a way that it takes extra time for the client side to pick up whats happening on server side

[@Daniel-sj2hq]

I have a friend from university who’s first child was conceived while him and his fiancée were watching a stream

[@Tom-x2h5u]

Damn

[@skipper_4395]

My year just isn’t complete without sam being a slave for 12 hours in tarkov

[@BuckScrotumn]

Sam really is the biggest pos teammate you could ever have the misfortune of accompanying. He repeatedly team kills in what is possibly one of the most hardcore and punishing games of all time. The fact that they all repeatedly sacrifice their entire kits for a bad joke and DON'T have a complete meltdown is incredible. Sam is entertaining as hell but never in a million years would I team up with him on Tarkov. I worked way too hard for my few roubles. 🤣🤣🤣

[@Happy_dad-77]

So you would have a complete melt down

[@Gloocar]

The claymore play was absolutely hilarious hahahaha

[@dipperq]

how did he know, coz i died there once

[@sevensins3584]

​@@dipperqhe probably found out the same way you did lol

[@ratking1038]

Never heard poob that mad lmao

[@Darkness527]

Please add a VOD of the entire 12 hours. It would be like an annual gift.

[@kovacsmilan993]

its on twitch i am watching it as i speak

[@The_Haruspex]

@@kovacsmilan993 Then what the fuck are you doing here in the YT comments.

[@GumDumble]

I see you made it out of the New York tunnels unscathed Sam 🎉

[@beatboxingchicken1126]

Poob ready to take the L for teamkilling then Sam bringing up lack of communication slowly festers into an arguement 😂

[@RenoMay]

Sam’s got me craving a ZYN rn

[@ChristianCarlburg]

"Now watch this drive" is a running gag in my friend group. I was so happy when sam mentioned that clip lmao

[@Arkhestra]

its a risky maneuver because if you botch the task you look like a huge asshole lol but if you nail it... 😏

[@mudchumper9913]

I don’t like Aqua’s gaslighting in this video. I think Sam’s constant actions in those social deduction games has genuinely affected the way Aqua views our sweet little rat.

[@Erodent]

"my eyes know what my eyes see" is one of sams best lines ever dropped if you ask me lmfao

[@Local_Waifu]

truly a gift to us all ngl

[@99Plastics]

The cheater litrally gaslighting both of them and the entire stream "Your eyes were just lagging guys...."

[@WreKMann]

It was an honor to be a representative of the community!

[@itsmydemise6969]

the goblin himself

[@joaquingutierrez5847]

bro so what were you saying under those stairs? Goblin noises?

[@WreKMann]

Yoda sounds lol @@joaquingutierrez5847

[@WekoIG]

what is this

[@orionsofamous]

Don’t comment too much on Poob’s stream he’ll ban you 😂😂

[@Benladen328]

12 hours a salve II

[@offlineandy]

@@orionsofamousPapaPoob would never do such a heinous thing

[@offlineandy]

@@orionsofamousAqua? Maybe, due to his unhinged nature and the vile allegations, but Poob? Nah

[@orionsofamous]

@@offlineandy Sam and Poob talk about it on the last Patreon episode. He banned me bc I said like 4 questions and he gets so pissed if you talk about it

[@pgillett420]

aqua and sam banter is everything ive needed in my life

[@Mattyice2704]

What’s the game at 52:36

[@ghasthunter6849]

Diablo 2 Resurrected

[@chemicalgamingtv1184]

I just started playing tarkov and found Sam and he's probably my favorite tarkov content maker. Lol everyone is so serious all the time lol

[@Happy_dad-77]

He's the best tarkov only creator ever

[@pumpkin9684]

13:30 this didn’t age well…

[@bellidrael7457]

I love how the 'makes gunshot sound when you throw grenades' bug hasn't been fixed in like 2 years.

[@ghasthunter6849]

That's a bug!? thought it was a feature lol

[@madman407708]

Wife, children, In-Laws? Fuck em, it's just you and the box now

[@treyfruge5797]

"it's just me and the box now"

[@Splomf]

Cant believe Sam would become a Nicotine addict for our entertainment. What dedication!

[@VikkieEule]

Sam and aqua are back together, nature is healing

[@DatsWhatHeSaid]

And what Sam didn't show here, but was shown on Aqua's part, is that Aqua found a GPU, _told_ Sam about it, and Sam didn't kill him..! Wild.

[@Local_Waifu]

unheard of@@DatsWhatHeSaid

[@callmejoive4136]

sam blowing up poob just honsetly made me understand why people dont wanna play games with this guy jesus christ it would feel like playing with a toddler

[@xC4N4D14NB4C0Nx]

Watching you take advantage of your closest friends inspires me to be more ruthless in the workplace.

[@trippiechris1852]

Sam's making more of his gremlins???

[@itstomm8233]

YOU WASN'T GETTING A LIKE, UP UNTIL YOU STRANGLED THE LADY AT THE PARK xD hilarious

[@CrabQueen]

I miss the PSA's

[@dirtgrub5854]

i actually quit zyns after seeing sam use them because they are no longer cool

[@michaelmarsh1723]

That charcuterie board though, dood. That's real love right there to put that kinda work into feeding your spouse when they're goofin' in the basement for literally half a day and leaving you to handle the ankle-biters

[@bwolfeman]

Was this recorded back when Abby was pregnant the second time, or is she pregnant a third time?

[@wealthybone2990]

Wait more 12 hours from Sam? Oh this is wonderful and what a way to start 2024 with Sam, it was one of my favorite series's from Sam and I'm hapoy he went back to it.

[@YodelyDodely]

Sam gives me cool uncle vibes, but like the cool uncle that should absolutely not be left with the kids alone

[@quiteindeed6809]

Sam is enjoying the wipe despite never wiping in real life.

[@XuroX.]

Nice joke....... so creative......

[@quiteindeed6809]

@@XuroX. Thanks :D

[@Gequ]

how the hell did snus take over the westerners gums so fast??? came outta nowhere

[@MrSkuddawg]

Just when we needed him most, our Rat King Returns. Thank You good Sir.

[@EZReezy]

Thought you were never gonna play tsrkov again because you said you are tired and bored of it just like skyrim and dayz I love your other content

[@Uegue]

Really hoping to see Tarkov content from you this year. I assume you've really disliked the last few wipes but from what I can tell this is one of the best ones so far. Even if it's not Tarkov, keep up the amazing work.

[@cosmonauthal7651]

The constant shitting on the game from the community, Sam openly talking about how much the game has been run into the ground, Pestily making a third video this month on cheaters,I wouldn’t count on it lol.

[@devincote5302]

Meh, I've seen worse I had to edit my comment because as soon as I started watching the video I seen your hairline was receding quite a bit. That took no time at all

[@TheRealCreepo]

Sam i love your videos but can you please stop telling the "piss" story, its literally the fourth or fifth video you have told the same story

[@tjwally78]

Find it funny that this is back in my recommended right before twitch drops start again.

[@AyatoxNayeon]

How long I’ve waited to see Sam playing tarkov again

[@UncleJames95]

Hey Sam, guess what? IT WAS ME, I TOOK IT.

[@whysosleepyjoe2811]

I have been rewatching days as a slave for 2 years now im so glad to add another to the collection 🙌

[@Judge_OnYouTube]

9:04 - I was in the stream at this point, and let me tell you, myself and roughly 500 other people were spamming the chat with "HEAVY BLEED" and "USE THE ESMARCH". He let that puppy sit there and bleed him dry for more than a minute. Good times.

[@rhynekillian8080]

An hour Tarkov video AND Aqua is present. This is peak entertainment right here!

[@Corzappy]

I’m honored to have been present for the filming of this glorious video.

[@thomash.calloway4708]

it's crazy I went from being a kid watching your skyrim videos to playing tarkov, hoping to collect your tag. glad to see that you still make videos haven't watched ya for 8 ish years

[@landondehart3032]

36 seconds in and Sam is flaming his in laws about tailgating their daughter

[@jamespilcher9234]

This game is full of disgusting mouth noises. Even just walking around sounds like chewing.

[@VitalityWolf]

THE RETURN OF THE KING! The editing in this one was fantastic.

[@Barbedyllo]

It just came out how are you already talking in the past tense

[@BrandonTheFern]

Bro is fishing for likes. It came out 5 minutes ago.

[@shanesonksen1515]

That man you guys were referencing at 42:45 is Dewayne from Dry Creek Wrangler school. I highly recommend watching some of his videos. He speaks humbly and honestly, providing fantastic pearls of wisdom.

[@the_real_Kurt_Yarish]

Can't believe Sam's dad is Jewish Arthur Morgan, that's so cool.

[@Colbxx]

been here since skryim sam thanks! cant believe youre here from chairdolf sitler

[@Talcum_X]

You'll love yerba mate. It's fire

[@satanresurrectedgaming7765]

Looked away for far too long and came back to 22:25, and hot damn was I confused.

[@tritondoes1271]

The sam patch is looking keep it nasty Sam!

[@mateotitone4590]

26:20 ARGENTINA MENTIONED 🔷⬜🔷⬜🔷⬜🔷⬜🔷⬜🔷⬜🔷⬜🔷⬜🔷⬜ YERBA MATE ON TOP 🌿🌿🌿 BIOLING WATER ON TOP OF GRASS🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊

[@zeburgerkang]

yea but what was the total sum of $ you made while your in-laws sat for you?

[@reeeeeeegirl777]

im from paraguay (now living in brazil) and you should totally get yerba mate, i strongly advise you to drink it with cold water and to follow a tutorial soo you dont clog your litttle straw thing. also there is a proper way to put the herbs soo it doesnt end up nasty I tutorial: 1) get your guampa (proper cup for yerba mate with cold water (called tereré)) and put your cool straw in (it looks like a spoon with little holes) I 2) put the straw in the cup and fill with yerba mate a bit more than half way and tilt the cup soo the mate makes like a "slide" covering the straw (the hole is where you will put your cold water) I 3) fill it with water on the hole and let the mate hidrate, then put more water and suck it tru the straw i guess tips: for the first few refills you should'nt suck on it with too much force or you will end up clogging the holes of the straw at first it will be really bitter but then it just kind of goes away, you can refill it as much as you want but it is like chewing gum, the flavor will gradually go away and it will become bland

[@toryspelling7737]

when I watch these I remember why I love tarkov so much. I'll be back next wipe for the sweet torture that is the best game ever made

[@illidoth]

oof

[@AdubsYT]

aged like fkn cheese lol

[@OhNoesDeadPixel]

Sam: Why would i want the placenta!? Also Sam: Hey, Zach.. So i found this recipe online.

[@FantasticFlyingTaco]

did anyone else notice that same gets these adorible little dimples when he is up to shinanigans and nogoodery? Whenever he gets a rat thought they appear like a fucking poker tell

[@BazookaTooth707]

Sam has that senior day prankster energy

[@dominicsaraga1517]

As someone who drinks Yerba Mate regularly - A good example of a comparison between yerba & tea. Tea Is like milk chocolate and yerba is like eating 95% coco chocolate. Only benefit I've seen is that the caffeine high lasts way longer / is way stronger with no come down effects.

[@bismarck4872]

God, I forgot Sam is such a shitter to his friends lmao.

[@loganmcbride7304]

i knew exactly what was happening with the claymore room situation wasnt even looking at my screen

[@cr0wboi]

Damn I never knew jippy was the one who orchestrated the Nineball theme from fromsoftware’s 1997 game armored core

[@Theviewer100]

Seeing same use snus, isnot what i expected to see in my lifetime

[@Ponzone-x2j]

Sam casually drinks Modelo is a huge twist for me and im here for it

[@dualie5466]

people should get a fiver to get a disgruntled old cowboy to tell Aqua and Sam that they done good and they got a good loving family.

[@thijssie1987]

its a long ass time since I laughed audibly at a video, the intro did it for me. Thanks for the experience.

[@tyler3176]

the real slaves were the in-laws we abused along the way❤

[@Smob64]

Sam you may be a Loser as a Father But you are a Hero as a Gamer

[@RudyTheNinja]

31:21 They should add a DayZ rez to the game So if it isnt a fatal wound like headshot or lung burst, you can get rezzed from death Oh right, you dead if they double tap ur @$$ tho

[@RudyTheNinja]

Nice try Sam We all know they wanted to see the grandkid n were already on their way You just wanted to get away from them out of the same shame that keeps you from looking them in the eye

[@theeightoclock]

Pretty good combover do you take it out of the house

[@stephenboling2313]

What game is the Bryan's belt bit from?

[@LightRecce]

Finally, I've been waiting patiently for this. Now the time has come to enjoy some good fking content again.