Forcing Homeless People To Entertain Us In Rust

[@GeneralSam]

This was basically single handedly made by Reign and Kayli. Shout out to them. They don't even have youtube channels or anything to credit so just do a dab while saying their names as a sign of respect.

[@RebaFluff]

I got a turd

[@anaga6049]

if you keep losing more wait you'll get even more subs!!!

[@darkskinvince4380]

Will do

[@neoniiden7644]

dab

[@RayceVR]

General Sam I already do that when I hear people’s names. Doesn’t everyone

[@joshpierce7820]

Poob’s laggy helicopter crash with him yelling “MAYDAY MAYDAY” was the highlight of this video. Thanks Poob

[@soup8977]

Idk the frog line did it

[@AquaFPS]

yes, we were stern hosts... stern..... but fair.

[@austin8185]

Wearing the coolest clothes

[@nepadron]

the legend himself

[@logans811]

So they fixed my personality...

[@sirjoey3137]

Aqua? More like H2O, got em

[@plot6520]

Who are you?

[@Darts_Ahoy]

Always good to see the progress on your receding hairline

[@jacobburcham4176]

It's almost alarming how fast it is going back

[@grapter377]

@@jacobburcham4176 gotta go fast

[@conorallen100]

@Adventure Inc stress cause patch loss not recession that's genetic trust me I got a bald father and have spent Many a sleepless night researching

[@Mike-yy4ll]

@@conorallen100 I have a bald son.

[@ДушманКакдела]

Михаил Михайлович I have a bald cock

[@LumpusKrampus]

Its been 2 years. I still don't know who Aqua is.

[@DrEzekielGaming]

and you've never worn cool clothes.

[@alubi5575]

@@DrEzekielGaming aquas a loser

[@LumpusKrampus]

@@DrEzekielGaming I guess i'm just a Nerd then...

[@Simplejackfade]

you aren't missing much

[@anthotknee2587]

Why y’all dissing my boi aqua like this. Y’all need cool clothes

[@LumpusKrampus]

I love this new Kenshi mod.

[@cashcarrillo6557]

oh the ingenuity.

[@TheRealRusDaddy]

I cant wait for kenshi 2

[@aboyisnoone8265]

ahaha pretty much eh

[@nealgoble2345]

RusDaddy kenshi literally just went full release back in December

[@LumpusKrampus]

@Caffeinated Wizard Shut Up and tell them to take my money.

[@CoolMoon]

Damnit Sam, I need to know if the Chadbots are alright!

[@VoidFish]

17:51 I actually almost died from laughing and eating noodles.

[@mrlovehat1836]

I don’t remember the last time I closed my eyes tilted my head back and laughed so hard no sound came out except a gay little squeak. Tears.

[@archer-iwnl-2795]

"MAYDAY MAYDAY"

[@AfroTunez1]

Same 😂

[@LumpusKrampus]

My wife left me and now I'm forced to rub a cheese-grater on my Santa sack to your videos so that I stop crying. Thanks Dad.

[@jackw.1342]

I laughed at this for 1minute straight, I really have no life

[@I_am_a_cat_]

This is one of the dumbest things I've ever read, nice job. Lmao

[@GhostStealth590]

This is the type of content I adore. Prisoners held in dark torture dungeons forced to compete in challenges... I love it.

[@willowmania]

You just keep crawling back to rust don't ya?

[@josh_bartholomew_2530]

hes always gonna say hes done and then crawl back.

[@desiredlemur1394]

It not be like it do, but it is

[@theUBERsashimi]

I wish his sense of humor would crawl in a wood chipper. It's like watching old 90s/2000s comedies who's jokes have not aged well but he's still trying for it. Honestly one of the most unique editing styles on KZbin, but he still can't stop saying racist shit and calling it a joke.

[@elktreeproductions]

He couldn’t live with his failure and that led him right back to rust

[@sheepersjeepers4953]

Falkuria it’s realer than other youtubers at least. Have you seen his other videos?

[@maxstone5108]

Thank you for another video, Keep up the mediocre work.

[@jaxmorris6563]

Max Stone of enslaving other players

[@VacaBowling]

General Sam has me coming back every time

[@ranchurdhimster4955]

General Sam has me coming every time

[@CallMeAshen]

@@ranchurdhimster4955 its been two years and i still havent came from him!

[@bigman1071]

nah u lie

[@mattnoel2127]

17:59 Poob : “Maday Maday” * big boom Sam: * Wheeze

[@cptjagger1664]

Never thought sam would go back.

[@GeneralSam]

I didnt wanna go back I was dragged back lmao

[@cptjagger1664]

@@GeneralSam get some new e friends man.

[@sheepersjeepers4953]

General Sam yeah right

[@manictiger]

>Trusting a Jew to keep to his word The sweet sweet Rust shekels were simply irresistible.

[@deathbyastonishment7930]

General Sam I’m expecting Skyrim next video after this

[@hamandbeef]

Transcript of black box recording from the helicopter crash of pilot poob Poob: I just flew a helicopter for the first time an hour before this Sam: man he’s really getting some altitude Poob: MAYDAY MAYDA... END OF RECORDING

[@hedgeearthridge6807]

My gosh, Toothy is all grown up! He was a squeaker the last time we saw him!

[@westernwarden8758]

2:33 Eric Andre was also sponsored by sprite it was CRAZY!

[@Anipixelz]

The way they shoot them when they are down is so merciless and cold, I find it funny everytime especially when it cuts them off lol

[@Iamconvinc3d]

“Rust is still alive and well, unfortunately” you sir get an Immediate like

[@duckaduck3608]

Well daddy I think you finally outdone yourself with this one.

[@tsukikotsutsukakushi9339]

Poor flying at 17:35 had me dying 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 First time I laughed so hard in a while

[@TankDavis-Thamostprotected]

21:28 She's doing the yung lean dance from ginseng strip lmao 😂

[@swivelskittle3926]

it’s implied that when Sam yelled at “Margaret” after she handed him his diarrhea supreme shake, he was actually yelling at his wife Abby who after every recording session weeps like a recently stomped nubile child

[@dylancarroll4623]

Combined IQ of 82, the big question is who is the 2?

[@koboldbussymuncher7240]

Me

[@dylancarroll4623]

You truly are the perfect specimen P E R F E C T I O N

[@MattBuckhout]

Classic video love when Sam is charge of people’s lives

[@wyliestewart2239]

I was keeping score, and by my calculations, I came to the conclusion that, in fact, General Sam was the winner of the game show.

[@AlejandroGonzalez-bz4wv]

"why does he keep jumping out?!" *Fires Rocket "cuz im a frog"

[@brackkusamaz4015]

I swear , the youtube algorhythm should've banned you just due to your video titles.

[@christianf4]

algorithm

[@Kaiwala]

@@christianf4 It's a reference to kzbin.info/www/bejne/r6OQl3Z_n7d0lck

[@-trmxzer0-235]

"My leg is caught in the razor wire and I might be bleeding out" - Bernie Sanders

[@Shenanigans-iu1xe]

Video that is uploaded by general Sam means that the world is good for another week.

[@Creature116]

I just love the vibe of your channel it’s chill and funny perfect for sitting on your bed and watching your vids

[@ioele1000]

Correction, it's perfect for sitting in your bed and whacking off.

[@freshpov4316]

16:02 my teacher to my parents after I leave the room

[@jnhi234]

You know what’s great about your videos sam? They’re not funny enough to be remembered, but they’re funny enough to get me to laugh every time I watch them

[@litcandle256]

When you just survived a Vietnamese trap and hear the trees start to speak 21:47

[@lukieluke11]

Wee Boi hahahhahahaha

[@oldtimetinfoilhatwearer]

It's more like the Vietnamese trap would survive me if you know what I'm saying

[@jorgelarranaga1136]

ahahahahaAHAh

[@hunter58305]

Gen Sam, man, you did it. You are the cure for anxiety. I hope he helps everyone as he has helped me. Love you dude keep making those dank maymays

[@radial659]

General Sam actually uploading within 3 days of his previous video. Wait. That's illegal.

[@garrettpattillo9445]

Radial uhhh he didn’t

[@BeatInMySkull]

Sam's cinematography is actually 10/10. Idk why this looked like an actual tv competition at points

[@jarioncecilio5077]

It’s weird hearing how old Toothy is now. You raised a fine young man Sam

[@datainlesky3893]

Anyone really just enjoy the whole setup of sam’s videos? Like the music combined with the film filters and his complete lack of seriousness is something which is really enjoyable. He could put a video of a animal dying in pain in the background instead of gameplay and I’d still watch it.

[@lieutenantdundee3916]

When did rust have hair? Edit: WHEN DID RUST HAVE TANKS?

[@___Venice___]

"rust is still alive unfortunately" oh past sam, if only you knew you beautiful man

[@Alllsort]

Thank you Samuel, very cool!

[@nividicus]

I think 17:50 is my favorite part out of any Sam video

[@Lord_Viscerate]

I love how you casually shoot them, every time someone falis

[@sebastiankrakowski9986]

“MAYDAY MAYDA-“ *explodes* Shit had me in tears

[@ALX-mv6eb]

Sam: im making them entertain everyone else staring at the naked people killing each other : :0

[@productionscontre-temps8128]

God damn Sam, the helicopter bit made me laugh to tears and I never laugh from youtube videos. Cheers

[@beedykh2235]

With your new haircut you started to remind me of Soul Goodman from Better Call Saul!

[@ravioli123456]

Sammy this was amazing. You're making some really great videos lately

[@avidyoutubewatcher1897]

This was one of your best and most hilarious videos yet Sam. Great concept and great job Reign and Kayli *dab*

[@wajokbill572]

17:54 he said mayday lmao

[@TheBraddy2610]

23:04 The Red Viper vs The Mountain

[@jester2688]

YOOOOOOO

[@corndrinker]

rip house clegane

[@madethisforrestrictedvideo9907]

Lmao

[@usarocket5934]

i’ve actually been going back and watching your rust videos, happy to see this

[@rockydocky7541]

Sams hairline might as well be a forest fire now.

[@justinshiro]

wow sam i cant believe u built this entire thing by yourself thats impressive

[@josephpatton5578]

That doesn’t sound like the toothy I knew and loved

[@michaelhill6222]

Our boy grew some nads

[@chodad1381]

amazing man, glad to see ya makin good family friendly content

[@jackwattsitoyu9274]

Dekon sounds like Carl from aqua teen hunger force

[@jasonmanry3568]

Thank you! Jesus christ I couldn't think of his name and I have an asshole cat named Carl!

[@mahcousin6193]

This was fun to watch man! I’d very much like to see you guys do more of these. I know it must be a pain to set these up, but I very much enjoyed the sheer amount of challenges you showed in this vid! Keep it up man, always fun to watch you general sam!

[@danielkatzman3406]

More kenshi! I want it now!

[@windrawr]

Omyygoshh ... This video is so funny! Never change your style of content! Love you Gen Sam.

[@aManWhoWantsEverything]

Sam, why are your fans in the comments so harsh to you?! Its really weird

[@nxght6694]

It’s late too when the time comes lol is this a joke? it’s dank maymays

[@berendmulder7713]

Can't believe Sam came up with the original squid game

[@donuteater7476]

thank you merchant guild man

[@BreezyHD]

27 minutes? Sam going for the big shekels now

[@skeee8837]

what beatrack # of jippy's is the outro?

[@lucasriise]

it is the outro song of jippys mixtape "THE J.H & JIPPY BATCH"

[@onlyonewhyphy]

Love this channel and your style, General. You're deserving of your sub numbers and the ones to follow.

[@lennysummers5397]

SAM I WANT THE CHAD CRABS NOW!!

[@PrimoGabe]

Road to 1mil Samantha. Been here before I started highschool and now I graduate on Friday. Don’t know when you’re gonna see this but man thank you for uploading awesome funny ass videos.

[@elemenz888]

Man I hit that notification faster than a alcoholic his son NO DAD STOP!!!

[@toxicpain1277]

The god damn perfect cut comedy, Jesus Christ I'm out of air from laughter my guy

[@JENSWAX]

A self-proclaimed "Rust expert" doesn't even know what dome is? Phhhhh, kasuals.

[@MarbleHercules]

That Tattoo idea is amazing. I didn't think a man with your hairline and heritage could think up such a uniquely thoughtful idea.

[@blackeagle0778]

You are slowly starting to look like Hitler if he hosted a game show.

[@rootbeard2294]

i have waited so long for a rust video of general sam!!!! daaaaaam you for making me wait so long xD nad thank you !!!! thank you!! now i can escape my obligations as a human being and with society and spend it here!

[@marshulikes2257]

I think 76% of sams editing is the intro

[@Niteshutter]

The helicopter segment killed me omg lmao I’m still wiping the tears from my eyes

[@greg7145]

I can't tell if this is a reupload edit: nevermind

[@tinkers_tools]

For at least the past two months I've been falling asleep to a playlist of my favourite General Sam videos, and I'll usually wake up to find them still playing. Added to playlist.

[@silversummer5724]

Did squid game before it was a thing

[@botstowo9561]

Hi. I'm Botstowo. I live in Fort Leonard Wood. I really like gas masks, chemical warfare, and everything CBRN related. I also consider myself a gas mask connoisseur. Here you'll find a bunch of fun facts about stuff I like. Hope you enjoy! Fun fact: World war 2 was an interesting time in gas mask history. They were experimenting with strange designs (see the Navy Diaphragm Optical Mk.I, the Navy Diaphragm Mk.s II to IV, the M5 Assault Mask, or the M8 Snout Mask) and synthetic rubbers like polystyrene and neoprene. The US Government’s endeavor into developing synthetic rubber gas masks was caused by the Japanese holding a large portion of the world’s rubber.

[@musicwatcher100]

16:32 live footage of kobe's last moments

[@frostygameing9833]

Dude I haven’t had a good laugh for a hot minute glad I started to watch your videos this is my kind of humor

[@freshpov4316]

"Jesus" says the jew

[@robdavis4951]

Recently bingedyour year old rust videos. Thank god for making the return

[@tango8348]

Squid games ripped u off man

[@saint4901]

"Get out there and be somebody" is the nicest thing Sam ever said.

[@jackw.1342]

*_im gonna teach you a lesson_*

[@SomeSortaPro]

So much work goes into these.. I fucking love this channel.

[@KingdomOfApple]

It’s funny because he puts so much work into his vids, but his content is, for the most part, pretty cancerous. Hilarious, but cancerous. Sam somehow maintains this incredibly juxtaposed equilibrium, and it truly is something to behold.

[@booglebingles8809]

If u r reading thus comment and u disliked the video, I would like to know y... I'm not mad I'm just wondering

[@BumIndividual]

I refuse to believe that Toothy’s voice has changed so much, that can’t be our Toothy

[@Madbones22100]

Nobody: Sam: "Get out there and be somebody!"

[@fordtrucksrule88]

I love the occasional bursts of machine gun fire in the background as the guards deal with escape attempts

[@doktorkaliber2746]

Coming home after a long and sweaty day at work, and the first thing i see is that Sam uploaded a 27 minute rust video just makes my fucking day. THEN REALISING ITS ANOTHER GAME SHOW VIDEO, THANK YOU LORD.

[@raphaellauf7786]

papa has blessed us with another rust video god i love seen bums grovel for a chuckle

[@BuckSass]

Watching tornadoes and smoking a blunt while watching. I’m at the peak of human evolution

[@aurigold]

Poob’s heli attempt actually had me cry laughing

[@gazvlogs7459]

Sam, your content is giving me life right now. I'm literally pissing myself every morning. The moment I run out of videos to watch will be a sad one.

[@jessiegarcia-morales4195]

"By god, the most fun ive ever had was watching two bums fight over a Big Mac." Isn't that a Norm Macdonald joke? Sam is channeling his inner Carlos Mencia I see.