yo rust kinda quirky doe 😳

[@unregisteredassaultbutterk1185]

Sam walks into his living room, "WOAH WHO'S THIS IN THE BASE?" Shoots wife

[@ididthisforthecomments.5893]

That’s why I just eat the onion, god told me, he said, “My son, I need you to bite this onions.”. I am a good man.

[@yoursexualizedgrandparents6929]

_shoots aqua right after_

[@tempname8263]

@@ididthisforthecomments.5893 That was ur ded bro

[@TheSinisterNeon]

Did you just sneak in the real life tragic tale of Oscar Pistorius but instead of a weakling irl athlete you replaced the main character with Sam, a chad gaming athlete?

[@km5405]

Did you ever hear the tragedy of oscar pistorius? its not a story the internet would tell you.

[@Bludflecked]

Sams hairline got him looking like a minecraft villager

[@TheBoost103]

Fugginkent Hmmmmmmmm

[@rockydocky7541]

Only a Chinese woman like himself could achieve that. Smh

[@bredt2750]

Also his nose and desire to scam others into giving him rare metals and gemstones in exchange for dirt

[@Mom-yg1rt]

Fugginkent definitely didn’t either copy this comment from someone else or reuse it

[@Bludflecked]

@@Mom-yg1rt I DID IT ALL BY MYSELF MOM!

[@akira6152]

Rust is your favorite form of masochism? someone forgot that Kenshi was a thing

[@Zenturio331]

you cant save in Rust

[@buddyguy4723]

Can't reload rust

[@backupsbaclupsbackup900]

But you can’t be a skeleton in rust

[@nicholaswilson1851]

Akira he’s mentally blocked Kenshi

[@braydencook4708]

This is b4 Kenshi blew up

[@AquaFPS]

RANCH DOWN.

[@gameguild2396]

Legalize.

[@Sakiayuo]

ok

[@osamallama420avs5]

It's only one kind of Cactus, Aqua.. Please don't eat the spiky fruit..

[@jamoxz1806]

What up checkmark

[@ItsVeX]

4:05 this conversation just sounds like Sam talking to a Sam with a worse microphone

[@Gbag34]

Yo this titled like a clickbait Snapchat story.

[@coal_powered]

that the point bruh

[@Yeahnahgetfucked]

coal powered We know bruh

[@FD-pi2gj]

@@Yeahnahgetfucked bruh

[@Lysergic_]

@@FD-pi2gj b bruh bruh?

[@Stefanius058]

B

[@reptilegovernment9481]

I was waiting for you to come back to this game, Jewboy.

[@mack0015]

They always come crawling back

[@arcfire1589]

I KNOW, i am . SO glad! thanks sam :3

[@Troll_vs.]

@@manictiger antisamitism

[@yoursexualizedgrandparents6929]

@@villianscreed1576 this is a KZbin comment thread idiot... Chicken tendies are in the recommendations obviously.

[@dillfrill10]

@@villianscreed1576 I can tell you where the chicken tendies are at, but you're gonna have to hand over a few shekels. A small price to pay for some godly tendies.

[@lorengarms9836]

I got an ad for vacations to Jerusalem under this video

[@wolfattacker1]

Bruh

[@paleegg3778]

nice

[@davidsteele3155]

nice

[@user-vg7qz9sz6o]

so i assume you've already made the arrangements

[@cringeworthy1327]

Deus vult!

[@CountryRorts]

Sam please stop emailing my wife

[@majura3743]

Collin Bong no, he does, but he ignores her.

[@SasDuda]

My pp is named Benjamin

[@CountryRorts]

SasDuda SS i am your pp

[@SasDuda]

Do you like when I pet

[@yoursexualizedgrandparents6929]

@@SasDuda is it's nickname Big Ben? Because I might know them.

[@raistlinlove1307]

Man, you look a lot better with all that weight gone. congrats on the improvement.

[@biggidousthethird2672]

Yeah it’s good to not have to look at as much of a fat bastard

[@TokenTravis]

Jew boy looking good

[@DesertPunke]

Jesus this guy is just giving out a genuine compliment and “JEW BOY LOOKING GOOD”

[@theterribleanimator1793]

@Arrow Head it isnt?

[@davidoscas2]

@Arrow Head Pretty sure it is though

[@Whodjathink]

Like an abused housewife coming back for more, eh Sammy boi?

[@owenbowley6905]

is your p.o. box open Sam? am I out of the loop and it closed months ago and won’t reopen?

[@Bc-lx8vh]

Gilded Knighto yup

[@thatoneguy7495]

Closed when he got the house m8

[@Space_C0wb0y420]

It closed like two years ago

[@keng8523]

So how do I send him fan mail then?

[@ENEN-tz6eg]

Ken G Send your fan mail to my PO box. Only send if it’s worth 100$ or more. I promise you I will forward it to Sam.

[@dash_harvey]

Love ya poppa Sam I’m spittin ropes every time you drop a new video also shout out to the early gang

[@coal_powered]

early gang

[@alexmcguire399]

Gorochu. EXE KISS ASS Alert

[@ajeje1996]

That's a waste of a good rope. Do you even know how many nutrients are in that stuff?

[@Crucisux]

"I love games like rust" Rust:(Series Discontinued)

[@Eli-ux3wr]

Yes! I missed your Rust videos almost as much as I miss my dad!

[@SpaceMissile]

16:57 - I'm really liking that SpaceMissile decor behind you. always nice to meet a fan. 😏

[@KevinLLH]

Rode caster: sends him 11000$ in equipment General sam: I’m not obligated to them in any way😂

[@callumklein8000]

Nothing will ever beat sams thumbnails

[@jxck1172]

Big E this comment has made me realise that Sam actually looks like a minecraft village irl

[@manictiger]

Except his hairline.

[@callumklein8000]

Jack Dormer big nose no hair sounds about right

[@GraysonMckernan]

Stimpee is the only one who comes close

[@HypeLozerInc]

@@jxck1172 This comment some reason made me laugh despite me already knowing this

[@goobgoobgoob]

sam: *compliments someone* also sam, like 2 seconds later: *screams at him like a maniac*

[@MamboSauceOfficial]

I love that your roasting max mears logo because i have been saying this for years

[@goatroofer1077]

Have you seen Sam's logo? Lmao.....fankids

[@FivestarSolutions.]

Mambo Sauce says the guy with another m as his logo. Yikes kid, hypocritical fuck.

[@goatroofer1077]

Why is no one talking about commander sam logo.....look like hes been on a week long BJ bender hahah

[@humbleguardsman5578]

@@goatroofer1077 clearly a beta male. You may not like it but general Sam's logo is the P E E K performance of youtube logos

[@goatroofer1077]

@@humbleguardsman5578 2 months later...

[@FezHat]

Sam playing Rust is always a delight. Brings out the true brutalist he is inside.

[@mamango35]

By God Sam, you Beautiful man you’ve done it again. Thank you so much for all the great Quality videos.🥰

[@ninjafish6185]

If you think rust is the only video game masochism, then you’ve clearly never played For Honor.

[@king_sutter]

He has haha

[@leperiv4378]

you need to really hate yourself just to queue for a match in for Honor lol

[@ItzRetz]

Rust is a bitter-sweet experience. 90% of the time the experience sucks, but the other 10% of the time it is so damn satisfying. There's nothing like raiding a base of guys who were constantly killing you, but it also sucks when you're raided, usually overnight. Nothing like spending hours farming for stuff and making a big base just for some sweatlords to come along at 4am and wipe you clean with 0 counter-raiders because nobody else is online... Fun!

[@starstruck6274]

And just like clockwork, he's a rust KZbinr for one afternoon again.

[@whyisthisnottyping]

Sam! WTF? Have you lost weight? I'm in shock

[@bearcat9765]

It’s all those drugs he’s been shoving up his ass

[@bearcat9765]

Dr. Dirty Hands, me and apparently Sam

[@workshit4913]

"sometimes when you have diarrhea though, you don't have to wipe"- aqua

[@jacobhebert1026]

Comedy gold when sam crashes the boat and it just cuts to fungletoe drivin

[@boddisburgers]

Bro when dafuq we getting a new Forehead Fables, I'm addickted to long-form you

[@HugheMGus]

One of the best rust videos youve done

[@glazedtaco8534]

SAM they fixed no mans sky AGAIN

[@dylansmith5214]

10/10 hot slam piece vid

[@RedMenace0]

Sam, I'd like to thank you for your podcast. It really helps me get through work man. With that said, make some fucking more man i finished them all in one day

[@sancti1811]

first to Say Shut up Its Gameroclock

[@ewwpoorpeople5684]

My g, if you're a true Chad, it's always gamer'o'clock

[@charlesdemers1197]

Sam : "It’s got TOASTERS STRUDELS" Me : I knew he loved toasters trudels

[@Tedmaster14]

Toaster Strudels*

[@charlesdemers1197]

Tedmaster14 My bad

[@Alcatraz509]

Hell yea more rust! PLAYING WITH THE BOIS! I wonder if Kenny Lodgins would’ve liked Rust!?

[@crazewastaken9596]

intro song is space traveller by jippy

[@dihler55]

Of all the rust content on youtube you make hands down (like down to the balls down) the best content, Sam.

[@pins7541]

DADDY IS BACK ON THAT RUST CLOUT GRIND 💰 💰

[@datniggakermit5287]

Hype

[@conradnawrocki9975]

Glad you're sticking to that podcast. Shit's fire.

[@aaronmilner6556]

Sam. I genuinely love you. I strive to be like you humor wise❤️

[@erock1999ew]

🖕🏿👶🏿👌🏿

[@rayner8330]

Sam I literally love your content so much pls never change

[@Thatsmahnut]

Sam kinda quirky doe 😳

[@GhostLinx]

Minecraft villager type beat

[@gabrielsmith9393]

Dude this feels EXACTLY like the Rust content you uploaded back in 2017. A perfect sequel. The only thing missing is one of Hari's old deleted tracks.

[@halenlacey6505]

They all come crawling back...

[@ColCoal]

I loved that opening clip. The nail just goes in the horses' neck and it doesn't react.

[@tristanrebedew5776]

Look at that happy jewboy face when he mentions finances.

[@Texas_Cody]

Welyn murked you son 🤣😂🤣🤣😂 6:15

[@bradyramirez]

YO, HUNT SHOWDOWN IS GETTING A BIG 1.0 UPDATE. TRY OUT THE TEST SERVER.

[@levimaliwauki8]

“...9/11...” (bursts into uncontrollable laughter with trusty sidekick Adam Eget)

[@masonw.2338]

Nobody: Literally no one: Sam:Lol im big forhead jew lol

[@OopsHotkey]

that shoutout to rode microphones.. *Wow SAM, Great moves. Keep it up.*

[@danz3561]

Thank you papa for the video, praise be!

[@obscureskeleton]

I like that the ad for aqua's rust server suddenly devolves into a rant about toaster strudels

[@grato555]

It's not difficult to quickscope a forehead like that, Sam.

[@viperhiggins7937]

Aqua an Sam just perfectly explained addiction

[@willdundon9392]

how many hours of footage is there of you talking to yourself with that microphone sam?

[@humbleguardsman5578]

I don't understand this comment.

[@JacobLeex]

Dont talk shit about Max Mears, his intro is lit 😂

[@owls4382]

The talk your way out of it bit is one of my favorite norm macdonald moments of all time.

[@user-vg7qz9sz6o]

sam please upload more gta rp. ive already watch all the others over 5 times each

[@bongwaterbaptist]

1 2 i sold drugs to him and he never uploaded that footage lol

[@graemesmith6599]

that rat screech made me laugh so hard i almost passed out

[@schallerMCDLXXXVIII]

Sams upload schedule kinda quirky doe 😳😳

[@fxlw1734]

4:37 - “SAM WHAT THE FUCK” 😂💀💀💀

[@alanway5]

i love aquafps asmr rustvideos but his servers are paytowin. fun video tho

[@PistolKid55]

that rode ad at the end was the best part of the video imo

[@VIACOMPRODUCTIONS]

I stopped playing rust ... that’s an accomplishment on its own , I stop playing rust- general Sam

[@CritterMunch]

"Is that General Sam? _laughs" kills General Sam_ Chad.

[@Balen-]

Rust do be quirky 😳

[@TheLastCowBender]

Can't help but notice all the rust videos added to the alleged finished rust playlist over the past 2 years

[@CuulG]

18:23 HAD TO DO IT TO EM

[@peste2574]

Glad you're back, Sam!

[@xzo8928]

Ah yes a rust video from my favorite Jew boy

[@96DADAMS]

Such wholesome family friendly content

[@machomigit6689]

You got some beef with max mears?

[@shhlie]

Not a super nice one.

[@maxtafolla6206]

Sam to be honest you have some of the best production quality on this site.

[@mason2642]

10 views, 128 likes, 0 dislikes. L O G I C

[@tubaverse9428]

kobe really said "yeah 5 low grade should be enough"

[@nooteth7446]

hey same you jew, make a shirt that has Bryan going down the ramp on Minecraft from the last video and sell it for $40. only true gamers will get the reference.

[@andyschroeyers2614]

Knowing general sam loves Norm Macdonald almost as much as i do makes me really happy. Especially when he would use norm's jokes as if he thought of them in older videos.

[@ChesterCheatin]

MAX MEARS DID NOTHING WRONG

[@theonlydorito1200]

Nothing makes me happier when papa samu plays rust only if he enjoys it tho

[@Logantor]

Damn bro little incels everywhere like damn that's quirky

[@James-jy8bl]

They ALWAYS come crawling back. You're no different. Liked and subscribed.

[@christianturner757]

Sam's clean fade has me frothing at the gash

[@AHoardyBoi]

1:38 I died 😂

[@MoldyBreadMusic]

1:20 HAHA, t'was a extremely nifty scream my gud sir!

[@GodsChosen69]

Thank god, a rust video.

[@SL4PSH0CK]

Seriously the General Sam's voice 💪😤

[@LumpusKrampus]

"This Horse is in my way!" Sam then proceeds to beat his child with a large rock.

[@bluemarais2897]

Dude: Hey is that General Sam? Sam: Heeeey Dude: *BUFFALO BILL CHUCKLE*

[@y3vad]

hell yah rust man is back

[@darkwolfgaming6665]

EPIC video sam you really got me DRIPPIN

[@GibsonYouTube]

He always comes CRAWLIN BACK!

[@dtg610420]

Thank God new rust video

[@scottlieberman5904]

YESSSSS MORE RUST PLEASE BEST VIDS

[@benquinones1235]

The Bob Einstein “are you serious?!” Is my favorite part.

[@chungothemungo6315]

Loving these consistent uploads Sam

[@rossstover5870]

Sam scared Aqua and Orby away then proceeded to invite all of his gamer friends to take over the base

[@fiercephoenix4389]

'I only put 5 fuel in it'

[@RGB_Nexus]

11:42 got me laughing so hard 🤣