Hiking With Internet Friends I've Never Met

[@TedTeddison99]

I waited 2 years for these dudes to essentially just walk the same distance they did in the airport. Amazing.

[@TedTeddison99]

I've been watching Sam for 5 years, commenting on these videos for 5 years, and this is the one comment he sees 🤦‍♂️

[@TemperateGreenBananaClassic]

@@TedTeddison99 the commenters curse

[@Fallout3131]

@@TedTeddison99 Rippp

[@Boa796]

Don't worry, Sam already hinted at a sequel, the upgrade, where they have a sucessful hike..... 1/3 of the way there and back!

[@TedTeddison99]

@@SoapaHolicc I commented this 9ish hours after the video dropped lol. I very rarely comment anything on videos in general but yeah statistically he's probably seen one of my comments before its just that I consider this a trash tier comment and this is the comment I know for 100% fact he saw. And that 2k other people also liked it for some reason

[@WHO-xi4zp]

It’s amazing how Abby made this video with footage recovered from their bodies after they got lost and died one by one from the elements. Rest In Peace Sam, Sam, Bizzle, and Ryan.

[@Zuignap]

Sam 2*

[@zachary8872]

Don't forget Aqua

[@zzzz-fk8ce]

@@zachary8872 right god damn, they even documented him dying first.

[@bennyman4786]

@@zachary8872 that mountain fever :(

[@Seenbastian]

Aqua killed and defiled their bodies while they slept. That absolute monster.

[@MikesZanneN]

They took a blind guy camping and Aqua was still the worst dude there. Beautiful video. Truly a masterpiece.

[@jsternberg]

AquaFPS is 100% the friend who says he’s going to come and then something always comes up. Confirmed.

[@kadan_gustafson6609]

Aqua probably refers to white people as "normal"

[@genderbender6958]

@@jsternberg I think he thinks he's better than them. Never really plays with them anymore and acts like he's forced to when he does

[@tykes115]

@@genderbender6958 it really ain’t that deep

[@dylancouch2140]

@@tykes115 eh he’s kinda not wrong, aqua has a fakeness about him

[@kellrush5304]

“After only losing the trail for an hour, Sam resorts to panic cannibalism despite having a weeks rations for 4 men”

[@jacksmith3148]

When questioned about the incident, Sam admitted he did it because he became anxious that, at some point, their candy bar supply would run out, and concluded that introducing alternative food was the only way to protect them

[@Brian_fooking_Ferry]

@@jacksmith3148 o

[@warholhille1518]

He’s got mountain madness

[@taxinvasion260]

Some of us MEN take risks alright? _We find opportunity,_ and _prepare for the unknown_ by collecting as many resources as possible.

[@P.Subaeruginosa]

A rookie observation, everyone knows rations are for emergencies and should only be eaten when all other forms of gathering food fails, cannibalism included

[@sightedheart6418]

they hyped this up for 2 years and managed to hike a half of a mile. i didn't expect anything more, to be honest

[@George-pl7eu]

How dare you not expect anything else 😉

[@jamesbailey9069]

That’s a half mile more then my bet

[@snugs4547]

They exchanged a missing headline in the news for patreon content with Brian

[@Mannnnnnnn]

💀💀💀

[@gefehede7783]

Bruh I literally walk 10 times more than that daily.

[@tpfraden7249]

This is the moment we’ve all been waiting for. This has been around 2 years in the making. It has been delayed, hyped up, delayed again, but here it is. The hiking video that was promised.

[@AleK0451]

aqua is the reason it was delayed so much

[@hari1240]

Yeah and they even managed to get that aqua fps guy on

[@smoothitalianleathereater6045]

Totally worth the weight

[@yasuke414]

And they walked like half a fuckin mile

[@barebonesjones]

That's cool and all, but when's the next video?

[@Noreb]

"if you dont come, were gonna bring a cut out mask of you and pretend you where there with us and slander your name" - i like that youre a man of your word sam.

[@David-ck3gv]

When did he say that lol I'd love to see it

[@creepstaasucks8648]

@@David-ck3gv I think it was one of the Forehead Fables podcasts

[@Noreb]

@@David-ck3gv if it wasnt from the forehead fables it was one of his old vidoes where they where first starting to talk about it and aqua was a "maybe"

[@Bleeplo]

@@Noreb kzbin.info/www/bejne/ionPf36VoNWMeJo

[@Bleeplo]

@@David-ck3gv kzbin.info/www/bejne/ionPf36VoNWMeJo

[@spencerlee4410]

this is so freaking wholesome, shame aqua had to ruin it by raiding a nearby village on horseback while wearing bizzles cloak

[@hazard4606]

I know what a prick

[@He-who-wakes]

He skinned my dog

[@thebard5019]

@@He-who-wakes he was hungry to be fair

[@MatthewMcCleskey]

I'm glad Aqua could make it!

[@Shinypiggy101]

He would miss an opportunity to meet his childhood heroes

[@uwugaloo]

Aqua is a milk-drinking little baby.

[@silentkill3142]

I thought the same a little more racist then I remember but u know lol

[@Detective_Bonghits]

At least somebody is

[@griif5871]

im not glad aqua could make it i hate that guy

[@Saganax]

i love how the weather is always astronomically terrible every single time sam goes out for a hiking trip

[@AcherontiaStyx]

It's a guarantee of camping. There could be a drought with 0% chance of rain and the moment you put on a pack or get in a canoe it'll start pouring.

[@phillipbauer7327]

"This is the gayest tent in the fucking world." Took Brian taking magic chocolate to realize what he got himself into.

[@doughboywhine]

I’m confused. Was it chocolate? Or mushrooms? Or maybe just Coca-Cola with the cocaine still in it?

[@OrangutanMontage]

@@doughboywhine Homemade Chocolate containing magic mushrooms

[@cheengochoongo]

@@doughboywhine magic mushroom chocolates you can buy them online.

[@forrestallen9354]

@@cheengochoongo Do you know where they got those ones? He said he would post the brand but I can't find anything.

[@cheengochoongo]

@@forrestallen9354 if you live in canada look up canadian moms, there are moms for mushrooms and weed and weed extracts. They deliver to your house and some dont require id or signature

[@LVNDFILL]

I doubted the chocolates till it cut to Sam in literal fucking TEARS over the idea of fighting Bronson, 11/10 ending NGL

[@stankobarabata2406]

I was like "Oh yeah he's definitely high off his mind, Bizzle delivered"

[@piercecreighton615]

I remember a video preparing these men for the hike. You all played The Forest together, and in that video you predicted that Aqua would flake, I’m so happy he proved you wrong and was able to be a part of this video.

[@lucian5389]

The mushrooms segment was hilarious, unfortunate that Aqua broke into psychosis and you had to leave him in the mountains but I'm sure you'll find him on the next trip 👍

[@rodiculous9464]

As a skeleton, or at least reduced to some kind of smeagol type character

[@milesmccollough5507]

he’ll survive like that polish soldier in WW2 that od’d on meth, got separated from his squad, went some wild double-digit distance on skis, and subsisted only on pine buds and ONE bird he caught. the bird was raw, natch

[@lucian5389]

@@milesmccollough5507 don't worry they'll find him through urban legends and the trail of hiker bones he leaves behind like the skin walker he is

[@maksszmyd1913]

Aqua's confidence and public speaking have drastically improved, those clan rallies have been doing wonders!

[@40kanon]

Klan*

[@00100000station]

A man really has to find his people to flourish!

[@bierrollerful]

Yeah, that will really help him with the upcoming criminal court case about that cult leader thing.

[@bradleybrown9061]

Bizzle looks EXACTLY like the person that would bring magic chocolates

[@aterator5923]

Lmao he’s got a cart in his mouth at 13:33

[@TeaganTurner]

I feel like I would be bizzle in this situation lmao

[@CharlieWhite101]

@@aterator5923 cart?

[@aterator5923]

@@CharlieWhite101 wax pen

[@iCookCrystalMeth]

@@CharlieWhite101 weed vape

[@stebe5999]

I'm actually really surprised Bryan managed to do so well on this hike given it was his first time going outside

[@Guaguadeath]

Yeah or didn't spontaneously combust into flames either lol

[@AsianCole]

@@Guaguadeath I was 100% convinced he was a vampire tbh

[@joshr8573]

Im glad Aquafps was able to go on this trip, his presence was appreciated.

[@GeneralSam]

had to cut out most of what he said but he was great to have along

[@offlineandy]

@@MrNight-dg1ug An amazing public speaker, no doubt.

[@thatoneguywithahugethang]

@@GeneralSam too many hot takes I'm sure, your struggle is appreciated Sam.

[@deathman0111]

You can tell that he left after the introduction part of the video. Probably realized there wouldn’t be any children on the trail.

[@JarthenGreenmeadow]

@@offlineandy Inspiring really.

[@NonsenseNox]

This feels like a documentary you watch about four friends before their mysterious disappearances. The only thing the Park Rangers manage to find is a shit totem, a stetson hat, and the mad ramblings of a man with a receding hairline recorded on a drone he keeps calling Abby for some reason.

[@Ir0Mist]

And a Frost bitten Aqua fps

[@jellymybread2261]

Don't forget the shroom tent part. Lol

[@johnsonblazkowicz721]

I've been homeless twice since i started watching your videos and while i traveled across my country my country (Canada) i had many of your videos downloaded on my phone to watch while i sat in my tent fight off the cold and pouring rain, and now i get to see all of you guys together in a video having fun, right now i live in Montreal Quebec and I'm an assistant manger and have a wicked gaming set up and im so glad i had your videos as emotional support, thanks Sam and friends

[@actualfactualnoodle]

Where did you charge your phone/powerbank?

[@johnsonblazkowicz721]

@@actualfactualnoodle i had asolar battery pack, best money spent

[@matchdust7049]

Currently downloading for same reason :)

[@ayooxjayjay6019]

Inspiring and riveting story

[@ianj3735]

Aqua redemption story

[@munkirtokage4816]

I love how Biz and Poob where high on shrooms and just seemed like 5% more giggly meanwhile Sam and Bryan was losing there mind

[@GeneralSam]

i wasnt even in the fucking tent man my mind was in another "realm" during that segment i said "realm" "sir" and "shant" like 100 times

[@knight1706]

@@GeneralSam lol gay

[@rorymercury436]

@@GeneralSam ur true self is a Victorian jester

[@JamesKP17847]

@@GeneralSam the ultimate shroom cherry pop

[@youascwub]

@@GeneralSam Tally'ho gents!

[@100GamesofDeath]

bryan going outside was hilarious. got him out of his shell it seems and when he is with just friends he flourishes. that blind gag was fucking funny

[@CptObviousKyle]

Gag?

[@southwestendz1022]

He's blind bro

[@MasonFPS]

He's actually blind bro have some respect smh

[@bigbalticbox]

@@MasonFPS The guy himself was making light of his ailment. And simply joking about a disability doesn't automatically deem it offensive

[@MasonFPS]

@@bigbalticbox I'm clearly joking but ok

[@Penguin-1966]

everyone was completely different than when they were online, except for aqua hes exactly how we expected him to be

[@brianbarrett2487]

No one is disappointed by a size medium white Haynes t-shirt

[@rokosoldat9912]

I am still amazed Aqua found a homeless man to beat up and rob in the middle of the bum-fuck-nowhere Idaho mountains.

[@Penguin-1966]

@@rokosoldat9912 like he even knows hes being recorded and still does it in front of everyone

[@joschwan89]

aqua seemed more sad than usual. and his eyes seemed fucked up... like he had allergies or pink eye

[@hedlock438]

He even has bad wifi in real life.

[@Manga_Lloyd]

This is just a "guys being dudes" documentary and it's a legitimate feat. Well done.

[@thadabmasta]

This shit just hit absolutely different. The laughs, the gags, jippy's absolute bangers, & 4 bros just experiencing great sights & good times. Truly had goosebumps at the end watching the photo montage. I hope there are more trips to come in the future!

[@BuffiestFluff]

Jippy carries Sam's channel on his massive legs

[@fakename7901]

I think you meant 5 bros

[@jmck9478]

Although I agree with the sentiment, I would be amiss if I were not to call you gay

[@Rendack]

I love how a simple change in outfit can make Poob go from looking like the uncle you don't leave alone with your kids, to looking like he'd have made it during the Gold Rush.

[@thefallline7326]

I feel like Poob has the widest variance on the normalcy scale of any in the group.

[@J1mmy]

i remember you tellin me the first time this trip got canceled back when ol covy started, this is an iconic moment, so happy for you guys :)

[@pidiev]

"By release"-man, glad to see you here.

[@poopghost9845]

@@pidiev more like "bye-Release now"

[@RandomMachinist61]

You should go on the next one J1m haha (kidding around)

[@bruestingle2817]

Jimmy I love you 😚

[@Norse_Code1]

Sam needs to make an OSRS appearance and my life would be complete

[@DreadZep]

I wish there were ''Poob Adventures" where he just gets chased with a drone to calming music for a few hours.

[@SerWinter]

I thoroughly enjoyed that

[@planimun7407]

Winter man.

[@CheesedCheese]

Aye winter watch the video I uploaded, it's from the bizzle Halloween parkour comp u and him had in 2016 that I won lol still waiting for my prize 🥲

[@ghostcrabman46yearoldgamer]

Where's the outback hike ........well ?? I definitely enjoy that....

[@BuffiestFluff]

Imagine specifically hiking OFF TRAIL, setting up an isolated solo camp, in what you think is the middle of nowhere. And then these 4 roll up smoking a joint talking about Toblerone turds

[@LasermanSteam]

Imagine specifically hiking OFF TRAIL, setting up an isolated solo camp, in what you think is the middle of nowhere. And then stumbling into the Toblerone turd.

[@goodcolimgpu10]

id lite one 2

[@BuffiestFluff]

@@LasermanSteam I'd be convinced Bigfoot or bighand existed

[@nowknow]

This guys wouldn't make it that far in backcountry lol

[@Qaztar44]

What a quintessential family hiking trip. Sam was the overenthusiastic Dad dragging them along and keeping good spirits, Poob was the know-it-all Mom, Bizzle was the cool son, Bryan was the the inspiring straggler younger son, and Aqua was the super racist guy you always happen to meet out on the trail

[@AxxLAfriku]

Let me get this straight: You comment something that is unrelated to the fact that I have two HEAVENLY HANDSOME girlfriends? Considering that I am the unprettiest KZbinr ever, having two handsome girlfriends is really incredible. Yet you did not mention that at all. I am quite disappointed, dear cris

[@flagrantly_obtuse]

Sam seems like a good friend. You can tell he has a big heart.

[@NativeOfTheLand97]

Yeah dude is a natural leader as well.

[@Kan-ova]

Yeah his doctors tell him he needs pills for it.

[@milkydaddy319]

And a big head too

[@drphalanges1520]

GHEY

[@GibbonEnjoyer]

I can’t believe they blinded Bryan for the trip, truly brought the savage out this trip

[@theseagullwithteeth116]

Is he actually blind? I’ve never seen him in a video before. I’m assuming it’s just a bit?

[@goob3826]

@@theseagullwithteeth116 no it’s real but it’s only in one of his eyes. He won’t share which eye it is tho.

[@theseagullwithteeth116]

@@goob3826 ah thank you for clarifying

[@MyShortsAreWet_]

All 3 hiking videos and Sam has never reached his destination, Now that's dedication.

[@WickedChild95]

Friendship is the destination.

[@brunosouza3326]

The most dedicated man on being undedicated

[@deadshot4245]

next hiking videos should take place at the fail point and then end at the next fail point.

[@somevids4187]

@@deadshot4245 they would have to get to the fail points first...I think by now they can afford a helicopter drop in.

[@tzargon827]

This video, Sam and his brother, what other hiking video?

[@PASTRAMIKick]

Bryan would be the first one to die. Poob would be the comedic relief character who "dies" but comes back in the end badly hurt but survives. Sam being the protagonist is the last girl survivor. Bizzle is the badass one who seems like the most capable to survive but dies attempting to help the team.

[@DeadSpacedOut]

very accurate portrayal honestly.

[@Beefaroni_Bert]

And Aqua is the antagonist

[@hamburgaler8720]

Literally the entire plot of the movie the ritual

[@notthebees4961]

@@Beefaroni_Bert aqua was watching through a periscope in his lair at the bottom of the lake but they never made it to him

[@why-hf6gc]

@@Beefaroni_Bert aqua is the one hunting them

[@Notpoop906]

Sam dressed like he's got jiu jitsu class at 12 but he's going to the beach at noon

[@NativeOfTheLand97]

🤣 the accuracy

[@SuperIcyPhoenix]

But those are the same times?

[@culture4519]

@@SuperIcyPhoenixjiu jitsu class at the beach?

[@Blackobluna]

Bringing a blind guy into wilderness and giving him shrooms? Pro gamer move

[@corruptmask9965]

Based

[@HomersIlliad]

It gave him visions, not restored vision, just things he could imagine seeing before he went blind.

[@PixelBoyMiner]

is he actually blind?

[@sadvietnameseman4547]

@@PixelBoyMiner bro….. they all play video games

[@SirDankleberry]

He got scammed, he couldn't even see the acid trip.

[@sergeantspeed5941]

I love how pissed Brian is in his core... But trying to remain calm 😂

[@projectonyx6491]

even asleep the man look's like he's one ripped backpack away from murdering everyone

[@vsprodctions]

I like to imagine Sam's kids think he's so cool for going to Idaho and hiking this trail only to watch this video some years later and realize he got lost .5 miles in, turned around, and did shrooms

[@billbadson7598]

the true "I'm not so young anymore" experience

[@matthewflores4183]

Damn that's tuff lol

[@SYKODELIC-GAMING]

bizzle is a absolute genius for bringing those shrooms

[@paisleyfire4678]

Things I thought I’d never see that actually happened over time: -Bryan’s face reveal -The camping video -Aqua out in the wilderness with no WiFi.

[@lettumaino]

Bryan's been showing his face on the podcasts for like a year now. Glad to see aqua too though, couldn't have happened without him.

[@paisleyfire4678]

@@lettumaino I’m aware; just never thought it’d happen

[@highrankdemon]

@@lettumaino not everyone watches the podcast nigga

[@Zoochiini]

Only time aqua goes out into the wilderness it’s no wifi is when he stalks other hikers and suddenly the next day they go “missing”

[@earthwormjim420]

@@paisleyfire4678 I remember the days before he showed his face too, I pictured him as a twiggy nerd for some reason

[@prof.b00ty18]

I always thought those horror camping movies. Such as, “The Ritual” were unrealistic and dramatic. After watching this video I now know. It is completely realistic for a bunch of failures to get really lost in the wilderness. However, this is much better than any of those movies.

[@andrewsoe8374]

If you’ve ever tried walking in any nature trail you’ll realize how quickly you can get lost if you go off the trail. The woods can disorientating super fast.

[@Fabianwew]

Manouvering outside of a trail or open landscape is also incredibly slow. Can take you a day to move a mile in young birch.

[@popmmog-7]

the ritual is hella realistic besides all the weird shit

[@11jjxd]

😂 well dam

[@clawzx1195]

@@andrewsoe8374 yeah but he’d need to be out of his house for that

[@Qaztar44]

The meditative music over Poob cowering beneath the drone was one of the greatest moments every caught on camera in the history of film

[@wranglerstar]

I’ve been looking forward to this video dropping for months,

[@auxrmes]

Holy hell I did not expect to see you here

[@wranglerstar]

@@auxrmes Sam has the best channel on KZbin,

[@Ratchett38]

The man The myth The Legend. Mr. Wranglerstar glad to see ya

[@rammice]

The last person I'd expect to watch General Sam lmao

[@Panellll]

Wow truly surprised. Was looking for aquas comment but stumbled on this one lol.

[@arrgooo]

If we're all being honest here, its a real shame they had to leave aqua behind. Aqua letting his ego get in the way and pushing on through the snowy trail trying to prove to them that it wasnt that bad. It makes a man tear up a bit. then seeing them trip out on shrooms talking to him as if he were still there... breaks my heart writing this

[@marcoaguiar2619]

The awaited hiking video, this will surely be a milestone in history as the most epic journey.

[@hovokovo5570]

Yes

[@Spatnz]

Brian looks like he lost weight from older podcast episodes. Lookin good brother

[@skyfinancejanitor6695]

Why brian shouldnt go extinct

[@deadshot4245]

He dropped a few pounds for sure.

[@colby8104]

He still couldn't make it half a mile hiking.

[@Spatnz]

@@colby8104 Yeah but at the end of the day that just mean's he started eating better. Junk food is hard to kick so either way he worked towards it

[@potatoKnight32]

@@colby8104 still progress tho, better than nothing

[@foxnoodles2458]

I've been watching General Sam since 2014 and now here we are with all his friends, doing gay stuff in an orange tent high on shrooms with a paper mask of AquaFPS face and Bryan's day old turd totem laying mere feet away. It's been a long road, and it makes me want to cry.

[@CharlieWhite101]

Brings a tear to the eye, been watching since Skyrim, when it was only Sam and Bryan, I remember when bizzle started showing up in videos, i remember when i first heard stalts voice, but most importantly I remember FACKING SPEGETTI

[@foxnoodles2458]

@@CharlieWhite101 I remember when Sam was working as a balloon repair dude and his humor was so edgy and funny plus he ate chick fil-a like he was their spokesman. He still is edgy but a little more PG. I swear I'd love to have a beer with him. Glad he's been successful. Sorry my thoughts are so random. Just brings me back to a better time.

[@23Butanedione]

@@foxnoodles2458 he has no idea who you are

[@foxnoodles2458]

@@23Butanedione I don't expect him to. I'm literally not worth knowing.

[@Deathstro]

@@foxnoodles2458 thats sad af

[@Im_Not_Dave]

I’m so proud that even with Bryan’s irreversible condition he braved the elements

[@TheHarrisontemple]

The real goal of the trip for Bryan is to find those chromosomes he stashed in the hill back in 99

[@lucian5389]

Chronically online

[@Alekduel2772]

i would laugh so hard if bizzle just turned around and said that they where just normal chocolate and that they where all just insane XD

[@TheHakitser]

I still remember the plan you guys had about this hike. Yes the one with the tattoos and crashing drones together and having one or two members critically injured during it. I’m glad to see that Brian took the initiative and broke almost everything he brought with him and his back to keep the idea alive.

[@Hegataro]

The fact that you 4 goobers had a map and still got lost is astonishing

[@c.j.3404]

Don’t forget a fucking drone as well!

[@Sentientmad9m]

To be fair if you don’t know how to read a map outside “follow the trail” I could see how the topography could throw people off. They don’t appear to be using a compass either.

[@aidandevlin7605]

and a gps and a drone

[@nines8269]

The fact that you expected these 4 goobers to know how use a map is astonishing

[@spoon5307]

there is no trail to follow, these dummies, you just make your own path to your destination.

[@DestructionOfRome]

No lie, your hiking trips are the best content you’ve ever made. These IRL videos blow any of your other shit out of the water

[@gabrielkerne9175]

I know his videos are trash, but you don't need to be upfront about it!

[@Will-jb7dd]

Na

[@ItsYeaBoiWill]

backhanded as fuck bruh

[@RSCALES11]

Antisemitic Shekelstein was pretty good tho

[@grahamphillips57]

First video he's made that I've been able to watch from start to finish lmao but I get laughs from all of them haha

[@Qaztar44]

Watching Sam be the optimistic and fit one encouraging the others was an oddly cathartic experience

[@nfaisnfgay]

How far our boy has come

[@elrumcajs666]

He was "the dad" of the group

[@StuckNLuck]

I've lived in Boise for 15 years and there's nothing more satisfying than seeing the weather break tourists, let alone your favorite group of people. Great video :)

[@benlenos9502]

I was in Wyoming for a while and I knew they were screwed from the beginning. The mountains don’t thaw until mid-July if at all hahah

[@NarcassiticGamer]

Yea, definitely should have waited until June or later judging by where they are, doesn't help that we've been unseasonably cold lately.

[@MaximusOverhead]

Ya no one hikes in Idaho until late August, at least in my experience 😂.

[@RoseArkana]

honestly poob is like the fucking funniest dude i've seen in ages

[@Julian-uk6mj]

yeah poob is awesome lmao

[@easteregg2898]

*start the hike* *walk for a whole day* *be .5 miles from the start of the trail* "I dont think we're gonna be able to complete this in time" Every single General Sam hiking vlog wrapped up

[@Hekinsieden]

"I bought cheap shit now I'm paying the price." A LESSON FOR ALL! Sometimes good quality is gonna cost a bit more but you will suffer less! There is a balance though, there are things that are overpriced.

[@GeneralSam]

that stupid camo rainjacket thing I wore was like 200 bucks. Found out afterward that a columbia rainjacket works just as well at $45

[@kione2027]

@@GeneralSam look into motorcycle jackets you dork, and pray that you can find something your size, also love the vid

[@Mosstachio]

@@GeneralSam Get snowmobiling equipment for your next colder weather outing. It's all pretty damn warm, often times has zippered ventilation so you don't get too hot and sweat, most of it is waterproof. Only downside is it's a pain in the ass to piss with snow bibs on. Also, a big old ammo can and a toilet seat on a wood frame is a great way to do your business without leaving behind evidence. A lot less digging and easy to clean even if you don't have some sort of plastic liner inside. Plus you get to make the person who isn't contributing as much or that you dislike the most carry it

[@OnTheRiver14]

@@GeneralSam but it was camo

[@TheJesster257]

Cry once, buy once!

[@Gr00t]

This is most most wholesome shit I've ever seen, this makes me want to go camping with a couple friends but with 80% less hiking.

[@pacmenue8739]

and with 50% more drugs

[@nicktienter4740]

most most

[@gaffgarion7049]

Jeez man that's like hanging out in a parking lot at that point

[@TheDuckumz]

The mushroom fueled tent extravaganza had me laughing my ass off over here, i needed a good laugh like that. Even though it wasn't the whole trip that was planned that looked like a hell of a good time! 🤣

[@americangamer1632]

Didn't expect them to actually take mushrooms xd, Love how bizzle was just recording and watching from the window like "What have I done?"

[@PuerRidcully]

So they traveled 5 miles in total and got high. About what I expect from Sam's survival story.

[@Legohaiden]

maybe its not about the path we took.... but the mushrooms we ate along the way.

[@Petrolhead99999]

Sam laughing harder than any human in history at his high friends trying to enter a tent was one of the greatest moments on KZbin also: where tf aqua

[@300chase1]

Aqua was there till he got soggy and bailed

[@thatswacky5203]

as soon as i saw that pen I knew the rest of the video was going to get even better

[@dp9629]

Aqua is good for one thing. Making crappy tarkov players feel better about themselves. Otherwise too much soy runs through that boys veins.

[@LabiaLicker]

@@dp9629 I used to watch Aqua and your right.

[@liamflanagan490]

What are you talking about. Aqua was there.

[@fr4me.01]

I absolutely LOVE the effect on Bizzles face with the 3d camera as he holds it on his shoulder. 10/10

[@xtwcxnoodles]

So glad aqua was able to get away from drowning homeless in the inner city to make this trip with you guys.

[@gremlizi]

Poob is such a wise character

[@Froed]

So glad Aqua was able to take a break from his spree of warcrimes to join the gamer hiking trip

[@sudokee7063]

Sam's editing has gotten so good he put himself and the boys in Red Dead 2.

[@stephenhumphrey7586]

Its so typical that even when faced with the natural beauty of interconnected forest Aqua still won't stop talking about his liking of only certain types of people

[@TheRealPigula]

When the shrooms hit and everything gets intensely positive it truly is magical.

[@ikidnapunicorns9033]

I love that bizzle was baby sitting them while they tripped face on shrooms

[@lucian5389]

Yeah lol he didn't even bother to be the sober one while tripping, 4grams ain't shit for him 😂

[@George-pl7eu]

You don't trip that hard off a couple shrooms would be more like a high mellow everything slower more alert. Giggle factory opens

[@ikidnapunicorns9033]

@@George-pl7eu yeah that’s what it was like when I did cid for the first time.

[@George-pl7eu]

@@ikidnapunicorns9033 yeah if your mate doesn't babysit you while you're tripping off something he gave you is he really your mate. Loved the part in the morning with Sam and Bryan legit can see they were recovering fine from the shrooms "poison" good sign of a good trip effects every1 different but these boys you know they got the gamer prime ape in them

[@rickmcricky8656]

I’m pretty sure poob packed his bag 90% full with just gag items and I honestly wouldn’t expect anything less

[@umplayful]

After listening to these guys for 2 years, finally seeing them interact in person gives me such a warm feeling.

[@tykes115]

33:20 this is ripped straight out of a horror movie. the unsettling music, the lighting and brians goblin appearance all combine to create the single most terrifying sight known by man

[@stinkmonger]

haha come and join us....

[@josephmurphy6127]

You could tell sam in that moment was having mad anxiety on them shrooms

[@_vo1dz370]

36:29

[@astonedcanadian533]

I think Aqua's presence is what really ties this all together.

[@fractalflowers2143]

Well that was fun to watch gamer bods break after a half mile.

[@gluehandsluke8477]

This absolutely could've been a found footage horror movie. Sam is the determined leader Poob is the funny guy that everyone likes Bizzle is the sensible one And Bryan is the guy that gets everyone killed.

[@BiasHyperion]

And Aqua is the twist villain

[@mekacrab]

@@BiasHyperion Aqua is just a dude they met at one point but they find his dead body later

[@ryanrobot7975]

You see a guy wearing the aqua mask watching them from behind a tree in the background

[@CottonDeShaver]

Poob earned my love when he said "It is no Montana," while referring to Idaho.

[@Ty-jw7cv]

Idaho is better

[@JoeKurr5]

@@Ty-jw7cv wrong

[@matthewconrad6922]

@@Ty-jw7cv 11 months ago you were stupid, are you still?

[@Eeve3_Lord]

​@@JoeKurr5you both suck Sincerely, an Idaho born Arizonan with Montanan gaming buddies

[@AUniqueHandleName444]

Day 3 had real strong "morning after shrooms" vibes for sure.

[@gotdatobamacare8360]

lmaoo true

[@pihajzvetrom1120]

Exactly what I thought at the shot with brian and sam sitting by the fire in the morning lmao

[@Notpoop906]

the way poob just kept trying to clip through the tent like its gmod had me dying 😂

[@chronklin7918]

Brian has never been seen lower than this trip

[@DavZeugme]

Brian loathes Poob because somehow, he knows Poob would be the dom of the two.

[@somekindofbirdman6524]

This made me smile more than anything else in this nightmare of a year... It's beautiful seeing you guys have genuine fun together.

[@SparrettCrow]

Yup

[@sod0m]

The cut from wheezing laughter and good times to shell shocked Sam at 15:30 had me howling. He looks like a Guantanamo inmate after 30 minute hose session.

[@obscure4847]

Aqua managed to evade Sam's kidnapping attempts. that slippery snake

[@callmekeemo9735]

Ah yes I’m glad Aqua came along this trip, showing his true self, letting that facade of a good man fall off. He’s definitely a skinwalker.

[@venemous8884]

Defo, that man is a shapeshifter disguised as a homeless dude

[@masterprediction7353]

“I bought cheap shit and now I’m paying the price”😂

[@roseprecision]

You know it's going to be a bad time when Poob leaves the basement

[@barebonesjones]

Oh it's *good* just depends on how you smell.

[@chancebrunty6751]

This is actually the best piece of media I’ll consume my entire life. I’ll never see the end of Berserk, but now I don’t have to.

[@bigsteppininmystilts5044]

😔

[@bigdickbazuso198]

Aqua is the Griffith of the group

[@joboxer42]

good news, lmao

[@otto_von]

bro berserk just got restarted. check the media

[@bladdyboi2962]

This shit brings back so many memories with friends, when everyone is freezing and sweaty, and the squeaking of waterproof nylon is everywhere, shit becomes 10x as funny

[@Ziibbii]

The hallucinogens help alot

[@father_opan4358]

Freezing and sweaty 😭

[@yogabbagabbaloreexpert384]

love how this was so serious at the beginning then turned into Shroomback Mountain

[@GmodbiZMinister]

"i bought cheap shit and now I'm paying the price" *i felt that*

[@milesmccollough5507]

"he's the guy that doesn't laugh! he's the GRAND not-laugher in this world!" loved this whole vid, but the magic chocolates elevated it.

[@Virgo559]

I love how everytime Sam and Brian talk throughout this entire video they sound like they just ran a 5k marathon.

[@anthonyperez9303]

Im trying to get into hiking, and damn, this is literally how its been going for me. I aspire to be a "Sam", but after watching this, I'm definetly the "Bryan" of my group, without all the secretly bi-curious stuff.

[@chasewilson3693]

Secretly?

[@heretxc]

Nah honestly you dont know how much you love yout buddies until your on shrooms together😂

[@lucian5389]

@@heretxc fr fr

[@lucian5389]

@@heretxc if you know you know

[@shura_sa]

so many good things in this video, from poob being the life of the hike, to poor brian breaking every goddamn thing he bought, and bizzle looking like fucking phineas in the 360 cam LOL

[@Gatman0311]

The shrooms moment was very wholesome, I’ve had a lot of outstanding memories with friends on psychedelics. And it would only bring long distance friends closer!

[@levipeterken4020]

Get off the drugs

[@Gatman0311]

@@levipeterken4020 It’s 2022 big guy everyone’s getting high

[@forrestallen9354]

@@levipeterken4020 Yea get off the drugs and be a responsible adult. Smoke cigarettes and drink with your friends instead. Duh oh and take them pharmaceuticals the doctor prescribed you. Dont forget the caffeine too.

[@codman5239]

@@forrestallen9354 Dont forget to scroll tiktok endlessly until your mind feels like Play-Doh.

[@wmprimetime8624]

I mean, he literally could if he wanted to lol. It’s not addictive.

[@hEaRt-.BrEaK-]

Honestly tear jerking, the shroom trip really tied everything together nicely, true friendship right there boy's

[@thelonewanderer69]

This sounds so stupid but watching this video feels like I'm with friends that I don't have. Can't wait to go on a trip of my own and camp out!

[@RedshirtAfficionado]

Parasocial

[@hunterdull5024]

Almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter

[@stevenroysden]

You’re right, this is stupid. Go get some friends instead of fantasizing weirdo

[@Gigglesnix]

Im a fat guy who loves hiking if you want to get that authentic "hiking with general sam" feel

[@immaturesquirrel9802]

I'm their friend they call me Kevin

[@Haashbandit]

Love how genuine mushrooms makes you and you can see that they really enjoyed their trip and getting closer as a family ! Friends for life forsure i see here

[@coyotefire69420]

"Im breakin the rules and goin back in time' For real though for not having any wilderness skills im glad nobody got hurt or lost on this trip. Hiking in a remote location in the winter is tough even for people who do this a lot

[@mommasbigboy8656]

Bro, this happened In May.

[@coyotefire69420]

@@mommasbigboy8656 They were in Idaho with snow on the ground, in unfamiliar terrain and couldnt even find the path. Also, it still is May. If a snow storm had rolled in with Brian's lack of good gear there could have been very serious consequences.

[@NativeOfTheLand97]

@@coyotefire69420 I had the same feeling. Having the good sense to not push it when they couldn't see the trail is wise. Knowing Sam he would have a sat phone but better safe then sorry

[@MintyLime703]

@@mommasbigboy8656 as if seasons care what month it is