Being a private investigator is right on Sam's alley: - Voyerism - Harassing people - Being completely detached from humanity
@DeadPixelGaming Жыл бұрын
Up his alley along with some other stuff 😂
@Amin-al-Husseini_1941picture Жыл бұрын
"what malarky, youre going to get an extra beating for that, mr. jesus tyrone christ"
@Jacob-er1tt Жыл бұрын
@@Amin-al-Husseini_1941picture don't you mean she?
@juice6199 Жыл бұрын
Let's be honest, it sounds like a fun time.
@carbon7825 Жыл бұрын
his utter incompetence is a slight drawback i suppose
@acetroubleshoot856 Жыл бұрын
That “she’s gonna get another beating for that” bit had me rolling on the ground that shit was top tier
@xXxCerberusxXx Жыл бұрын
DAMNNNNNNN Sam is rocking that Zebra Pen G-301 Stainless Steel!!
@GeneralSam Жыл бұрын
I keep that thing on me
@MeatMonsterMan Жыл бұрын
My favorite writing utensil is the Blackwing 602. But game respect game. This comment is underrated.
@dkcsi9256 Жыл бұрын
@@MeatMonsterManA pen has no business having such a fire ass name wtf
@Captiiva10 ай бұрын
I have one pen on my desk for over a year now that I use. Had to look when I seen this comment. Of course it is a Zebra G-301 lol. Pretty sure I grabbed a 2 pack from Wally World a few years back because they were cheap. They write nice though.
@RuralRet4 ай бұрын
My go to pen for any scenario is the Pilot Precise V5. Never used any other pen after discovering this.
@glossyglock9411 Жыл бұрын
Sam training his detective skills so he can track down Abby after she leaves him. She's gonna get an extra beating for that.
@GucciPasta Жыл бұрын
lmfao, he’d use his judaic witchcraft
@Finnegaust Жыл бұрын
God. 😂 yall be killing him in these comments
@igotchuoncamera3012 Жыл бұрын
Nah he already has a tracking chip in her neck 🤣
@Possum_Milk Жыл бұрын
We all know shes gonna take the house and the better if the 2 kids, why would he need to look for her?
@anslersi Жыл бұрын
@@GucciPasta more than that, a summoning
@MikesZanneN Жыл бұрын
Had to comment on the backing music. Got me reminiscent for Saboteur. What a great game.
@ManWithAMask_ Жыл бұрын
Looks like we found the next video. It's gonna be irish, like Sam's coffee.
@wrath4405 Жыл бұрын
I hope so. The saboteur goes hard.
@docchicken245 Жыл бұрын
Is that a good game?
@docchicken245 Жыл бұрын
I ask because I'd like to play it, but I'm not sure
@MikesZanneN Жыл бұрын
@@docchicken245 Not sure it runs so well on new OSs, so check it out first. Was a super fun open-world game set in WW2 back when I played it. All about driving old cars and blowing up things while being a bit sneaky.
@boarfaceswinejaw4516 Жыл бұрын
every other hardboiled detective becomes a violent abusive cynical alcoholic as a result of a long sordid career of dealing with increasingly difficult criminal cases where the criminals are either madmen or masterminds, whos cruelty makes the detective's faith in mankind sink ever lower. Sam's first day on the job he entered the office with a blood-stained whiskeybottle in one hand and prop-cigarettes in the other. He was also wearing stiletto shoes for some reason.
@BazookaTooth707 Жыл бұрын
It's unknown whether or not his sexual deviance and debauchery will factor into this investigation, but Lord have mercy on this man. He is one twisted individual.
@brandoncox2828 Жыл бұрын
Those weren't prop cigarettes XD I can guarantee you what he smoked were actual lucky strikes. I smoke them everyday
@silvanolopez3216 Жыл бұрын
Because he doesn't have a wife so he has to play the part how you miss this detail?
@boarfaceswinejaw4516 Жыл бұрын
@@silvanolopez3216 that explains why he brings his kids to every murder scene. too cheap to pay for a babysitter.
@ricecooker7037 Жыл бұрын
The only one to find a madman is to be in the mind of a madman, his position will either save or end this city and all its forms of peace and stability. I’m betting he dies in a week, I mean have you HEARD those stilettos?
@Jetstoanywhere Жыл бұрын
My Grandfather liked the first 30 seconds he then said "Some queer started talking about videogames and I turned it off"
@austinlatz5457 Жыл бұрын
Wearing a suit in black & white, Sam is ready for his feature on Dateline NBC after Abby mysteriously disappears
@yungricefields7148 Жыл бұрын
he'd think like, " I can convince these people that my wife took my kid and left" while sweatin red on tv
@projectonyx6491 Жыл бұрын
@@yungricefields7148 while he kept the good kid
@jonahmay6252 Жыл бұрын
No way Abby doesn't kill him first. She is fed up already.
@teaeco Жыл бұрын
shes gonna get another beating for that
@RyanRedfox Жыл бұрын
Perfect. Now Sam can crack the case of why my wife’s boyfriend doesn’t return my calls.
@SirDankleberry Жыл бұрын
TYRONE WHY WONT YOU LOVE ME?!!
@soundingtheskies Жыл бұрын
@@SirDankleberrysheeeeiiiittt
@harismeld9411 Жыл бұрын
A thrilling subversion of the 'Sam recounting his awful crimes to the viewer' trope, we now have 'Sam recounting his awful attempts at solving crimes to the viewer'. Truly this man is a visionary
@austinlatz5457 Жыл бұрын
"Somethings not adding up... Why won't these guys kill these women?" Projection at its finest Sam
@jordanallain1687 Жыл бұрын
I know that this isn't your most popular video but it is criminally underrated for how good it is.
@justiceforjoggers2897 Жыл бұрын
Happens to Sam quite a bit
@CoolOkay_ Жыл бұрын
It's not about what people want, it's about what the KZbin algorithm wants. And it's demands aren't always so clear.
@CharlieWhite101Ай бұрын
Basically the story of this channel
@HIWES433 Жыл бұрын
Two people that work at the same place, dying on the same night Sam: "A lot of angry husbands nowadays" 😆
@SkateboardCaes Жыл бұрын
I love how detective Sam has his piece pointing out at you as if you sat down to listen to his story
@rustler08 Жыл бұрын
That's what we call peace
@milki_w6ze574 Жыл бұрын
I feel like if Sam got cancelled for anything, no matter what it would be, there would be hundreds of clips that would age poorly
@ryandecker5191 Жыл бұрын
@red_menace1829 Жыл бұрын
😂 dude isn't winning the custody battle that's for sure...I can imagine him wheezing in the court room when clips from the podcast start playing, thus incriminating him further and being held in contempt of court.
@trevorsouza4496 Жыл бұрын
@@red_menace1829 "but your honor, you had to be there. that bit was REALLY funny honest"
@red_menace1829 Жыл бұрын
@@trevorsouza4496 "WhEeeEeeeeZzzEee"
@selectionn Жыл бұрын
Ive been watching Sam for like 8 years now, there is a whole treasure trove of stuff Sam could get twitter'd for, even just for his old "curt clips" intros where he says the N word.
@lukeperez7953 Жыл бұрын
"Sometimes a body doesn't even have to drop, for someone to get away with murder" Cold as the ambiguous body 🧊🥶
@acidbrotherhood Жыл бұрын
Finally, a profession that excuses Sams crippling alcoholism and his penchant for beating women.
@badtaco2266 Жыл бұрын
Watched one minute of this, got the game, accidentally set the security turret in the diner to gun down all the guests 10/10
@crispyblindead2413 Жыл бұрын
Funny how Sam looks and sounds so natural when he says “she’s gonna get an extra beating for that.”
@looseknaught Жыл бұрын
"Cookin himself dinner cuz'e ain't got no woman, so he's gotta play the part" really felt that especially after my wife left me
@Its_LumberJack Жыл бұрын
Damn. She's gonna get an extra beating for that.
@FluttershyIsAGoddess Жыл бұрын
Yanyu does anything Sam : HOW MANY TIMES AM I GONNA HAVE TO TEACH YOU THIS LESSON YANYU!
@teaeco Жыл бұрын
shes gonan get another beating for that
@spellcastin Жыл бұрын
I remember when this video had it's original title: YANYU YAN'S FEUDAL EMPIRE
@throckmorton7727 Жыл бұрын
The wife murder stream was agony
@toheekang174 Жыл бұрын
She gonna get an extra beating for that
@mrnuisance456 Жыл бұрын
Was it bad
@xCrimsonGear Жыл бұрын
I was wondering how he was gonna spin spending 3 hours hunting the wrong guy lmao
@edattacks Жыл бұрын
Really? 😆
@AdubsYT Жыл бұрын
Sam making the most out his suit before he's back at the rent-a-suit shop, receipt in hand.
@SiegeFritz Жыл бұрын
I'm forty seconds in and I can already say with confidence that this video is a modern masterpiece. Bravo Maestro!
@cds124ful Жыл бұрын
sam's acting is actually so good i forgot i was watching a sam video for a second before it cut to the gameplay
@N7niko Жыл бұрын
You playing this was a fever dream I had like a week ago. Thanks for making me question my reality.
@joerjvelho9705 Жыл бұрын
Yanyu's feudal empire is such a cooler title though samm
@billymays__2839 Жыл бұрын
yup it was only a matter of time before Sam became a full reddit armchair detective, i saw the writing on the walls from the very beginning.
@chris210racer Жыл бұрын
As soon as Sam lit that cig I’m thinking, “wait there’s no way Abby would let that slide in the house right?” But then I remember it’s Sam and that thought dies like a murder suicide between a couple.
@isaiahaguilera7710 Жыл бұрын
It's probably because he had just gotten done filming another video of eating terrible canned foods with his brother. He clearly stated thay he likes to smoke copious amounts of cigarettes after recording to purify the air
@chris210racer Жыл бұрын
@@isaiahaguilera7710 see when I saw that he said that in that video, I thought he was just joking but I guess not lol.
@Ching1888 Жыл бұрын
Tuned in for the shadows. Stayed for the beatings. As always, life is a learning curve.
@shizzy3149 Жыл бұрын
“I got boxes full of Pepe, boxes!!!” That Charlie reference really made me smile.
@peperonypeperony7955 Жыл бұрын
This city is a cesspool. So-called "polite society" won't let a hard-working detective down on his luck, with only 7 thousand dollars in his pocket, break into their homes anymore. What is this world coming to?
@teaeco Жыл бұрын
shes gonna get another beating for that
@Sybist Жыл бұрын
6 minutes in and this is my new favorite vid from Sam. She's gonna get an extra beating for that I imagine
@SmilingJester2 Жыл бұрын
What I love about Sam is, when he has prop guns in his scenes, you know the perfectionist in him demands not 'airsoft' but an actual firearm that can kill someone be used as a prop or nothing. Fly High, Florida Man Sam!
@TechnicalOveride Жыл бұрын
why would he buy an airsoft pistol when he owns a proper firearm thats like 150 bucks down the drain for nothing
@Hannah_The_Heretic Жыл бұрын
3:42 absolutely brilliant line.
@ashtonhill4228 Жыл бұрын
Sam never stop making videos!!! You have the most artistic touch and creative genius for making short films and skits.
@davidmcbride6203 Жыл бұрын
Autistic touch* and yes his vids are perfect
@AliceSinclair9819 күн бұрын
"She's going to get another beating for that," I literally cracked hearing when I heard this lol
@artimese2318 Жыл бұрын
Literally Played this last night and thought sam would totally just demolish a innocent citizen and im not dissapointed
@SuperColtsrock11 Жыл бұрын
You are the only KZbinr I can click on any video from and know I will enjoy myself. Been watching since high school (so like 8 or so years by now). Keep it up
@TGV66 Жыл бұрын
Sam the effort and passion you have for making content is not overlooked, and you fill that suit splendidly.
@vivastra Жыл бұрын
This feels like a return to classic sam
@lnordin4854 Жыл бұрын
Man i hope you make another video on this game, this has to be in my favorite videos of yours
@LimboMan333 Жыл бұрын
Im 6 minutes in and i cant stop laughing, i absolutely love these long thought out and beautifully made video. Thankyou so much for making this, These videos always make me better
@HooliganCM Жыл бұрын
She's gonna get a extra beating for that .....😂😂😂
@Skull_Boy_EN Жыл бұрын
Sometimes I get a little busy and don't get to watch your videos but everytime I come back I am never disappointed by the amount of effort and love you put into your videos, a true entertainer. Thanks Sam for being around for so long.
@jamesweaver2090 Жыл бұрын
I am more appalled that she goes into the diner.... buys nothing! takes a wet nasty dump and then peace's out. People eat there go find a gd Walmart or something. What an animal she deserves nothing less than the highest form of capital punishment.
@hidenfn Жыл бұрын
Good job on the video, Sam. Always enjoy these types of joints where it's apparent you really dedicate your time to make it entertaining, would love to see more of this.
@RenoMay Жыл бұрын
An absolute creative masterpiece
@iansox5720 Жыл бұрын
Sam attacking his fellow landlord kind is always amusing
@literallyagoblin5817 Жыл бұрын
Detective sam is the “best” detective in town, fit with all things a detective needs: •alcoholism •dislike of women •(I couldn’t think of any so refer back to bullet point two)
@CheeseCakeAwakesFTW Жыл бұрын
the one game you seriously HAVE to play more of please
@lancehattemer6737 Жыл бұрын
Sam’s gonna have a beautiful mind moment but realize he’s been doing the murders.
@pineapplesmoovey7898 Жыл бұрын
Violet Diaz visiting the Diner just to take a dump and going straight home afterwards killed me. 💀💀
@Snazzydaps Жыл бұрын
The game does have modding, there's a discord for it, however at this time, majority of the mods effect the city itsself rather than additional features, there are two that help debug, and one that lists apartments on the computers in city hall. They've been working on being able to kill NPCs, except it breaks the simulation when that happens
@davidmills87263 күн бұрын
She's gonna get a....
@Chonkems Жыл бұрын
RIP the original title. "Yanyu's Feudal Empire"
@jakewithclorox9739 Жыл бұрын
That pepe silvia reference just made my day 🤣🤣🤣
@junktruck6 ай бұрын
In a hypercapitalist world where a whole country is owned by a megacorp, Sam is somehow surprised that one woman has a monopoly on real estate
@mr.l6332 Жыл бұрын
Yesss!! Just tried out this game recently and was thinking about it. Excited to see Sam's narrative style blend with the game
@Shad0wX002 Жыл бұрын
Clicking on a new General Sam video and the first song he plays is from the Saboteur. Brings me back
@whamham2299 Жыл бұрын
Gut intuition Proceeds to murder family of four Another day in this dam city…..
@Dang3rMouSe Жыл бұрын
Lol this was fun, enjoyed the Noire intro. I always appreciate your willingness to put time into have a fun intro. Also that's a nice pistol you got there. Do they also make those for men? Keep up the good work Sam🙂
@rinkashikachi Жыл бұрын
This is undoubtedly the first and the best detective simulator
@sm2142 Жыл бұрын
Dude! Your hunch worked for me with the whole landlord thing. Not an hour ago I was stuck on a case and on a whim I tried the landlord angle, you described. 100% correct!
@lloydy103 Жыл бұрын
I started playing the saboteur again 2 days ago so I'm loving the background music
@asquaredd Жыл бұрын
Love the amount effort that goes into these types of videos. Truly remarkable how entertaining this is.
@ConvexSpys Жыл бұрын
After Tarantino's wife died he got alot of money from her life insurance policy which is why he gives Sam money everytime he asks. Also Tarantino is homeless by choice to hide his new found wealth from his wife's life insurance policy.
@mikemustdash Жыл бұрын
I love the diet coke or dr pepper sitting on the desk. really completes the film noir sam is going for I assume.
@thecomfyshirt11 ай бұрын
Playing my first city in the game and yeah I noticed real quick while rummaging through files that “Hira Ghannam” owns the whole damned place. Was wondering if it was some weird bug but it seems more like an oversight or something they never got around to. Either way I’m obsessed with the game right now and making my own little noir detective stories. Hope they keep working on it to make it better. Addendum: I just check ole Hira’s adress book out. She owns the entire city but only has 4 contacts in her address book! She also has what appears to be a tenancy agreement between herself and…. Well there’s no other name on it! This city is controlled by a psycho! How do I get out?
@gazzy9136 Жыл бұрын
My current favourite game and my all time favourite KZbinr? I’ll take it.
@TheRainfield Жыл бұрын
This is an absolutely fantastic video. Most videos dont hold a candle in comparison to this noir masterpiece.
@agarside100010 ай бұрын
Sam got mad taste rockin that Makarov on the table.
@braxtius8209 Жыл бұрын
Do NOT give this man your house keys.
@quitzxy Жыл бұрын
Amazingly funny writing as always, thanks sam
@Spycow.No34 Жыл бұрын
I remember when this video was called yanyu’s feudal empire.
@OGRageRay Жыл бұрын
The spiral you went thru in this stream was entertaining, thanks sam
@elomthekiller Жыл бұрын
I love sam he is too good at theses intros
@dalton_petursson Жыл бұрын
Whiteclaw banner ad on a general sam video: a match made in heaven if I've ever seen one.
@Jahsizzl9 Жыл бұрын
Sam’s skits and delving into the world are great
@matthewmorton5761 Жыл бұрын
Hearing the Saboteur soundtrack at the start gave me a flashback. Thank you Sam
@themk4982 Жыл бұрын
I forget every time but every 3rd video reminds me that Sam is Edward Kemper with really serious dwarfism.
@soundingtheskies Жыл бұрын
Im not crazy right This video used to be called Yanyus Feudal Empire
@spoon5307 Жыл бұрын
yeah, t'was
@squidumspainting Жыл бұрын
But did you check who her landlord was?
@pvt.pupper1234 Жыл бұрын
The effort put into these videos and the sheer quality is astounding.
@Sentientmad9m Жыл бұрын
I love this game so much, it’s so unique and I love every dumb detail
@allbadbadgers5704 Жыл бұрын
if you ever did another video on this game (I watched your stream and the vid). It'd be a great segway as a detective in a new town/new world generation you randomized! Loved it as always sam.
@nathan15079 ай бұрын
I didn't realize that Sam is so handsome😭💀 Most of the time I just see him as a gremlin wearing t-shirts and suspiciously tight shorts
@Pyrrolidine Жыл бұрын
I need a sequel
@PeaseMakerYT Жыл бұрын
The absolute neuron activation i felt when hearing that Saboteur OST.
@foremanxsl722511 ай бұрын
Sam puffing on a Lucky Strike whilst talking about cold casserole had me geekin
@gexay Жыл бұрын
These types videos are of some games I would never play but they're the most entertaining. Bravo Generalissimo
@TheSuperPlayerify Жыл бұрын
First video I've seen of yours and this was absolutely amazing and hilarious. She's gonna get an extra beating for that...
@linguinnilucas4324 Жыл бұрын
Can't believe I missed this quality upload. I love the sam "narrative" videos.
@schmittybacall1655 Жыл бұрын
The video is only 32:11. She’s gonna get an extra beating for that
@villainnos Жыл бұрын
Your artistic approach is always exciting to me ❤
@dyssil249 Жыл бұрын
Bro I straight conked out at the start of this, video was fully watched and all I remember is the first minute
@hendrix24 Жыл бұрын
Dressing in drag? Assaulting a landlord? Governor Ron DeStinky would like to know your location
@ineedapharmists Жыл бұрын
Called it a head, So our detective is either a sailor or marine
@Nathan-zj7io Жыл бұрын
or gay
@sethbracken Жыл бұрын
Throwing the cigarette butt in the coffee mug was a great touch.
@thesaviorofsouls5210 Жыл бұрын
People like sam live among us, i want you guys to remember that. A person just like this man pass you on the street, god knows they might even be your neighbor. Stay safe people.