CRAZY FRIDAY (viewer discretion advised) includes MUCH CHAOS.

Join Geoff for a very normal 'day in the life' as we buy three cars on a Friday under some crazy, crazy skies.
You'll need a lie down after this one, it's a little chaotic.

[@catmantech]

🎶 oh for 24 days I've been looking for a car for Kevin. Kevin?! Who the fuck is Kevin! 🎶

[@wayland7150]

Yeah, it's Norman, duh.

[@noelward8047]

Damn it. That worm is in my ear Haha

[@catmantech]

@@noelward8047 sorry, couldn't resist! 🤣

[@noelward8047]

@@catmantech I have charged for 500 miles ... back at you. Brilliant Are we starting a play list for the race / not race ?

[@interloperdrones1172]

Alice? Who the fuck is Alice!

[@alanthomson1227]

No heated seats in Renault least of your worries .

[@G58]

I’ve never had heated seats, never seen the need for them in a temperate climate, and would probably never use them if I did. They seem to be a GBC obsession.

[@alanthomson1227]

@@G58 totally agree , I had BMW 525 with heated seats only used for a week after disc issue , really helped , but afterwards never again .

[@G58]

@@alanthomson1227 Ah, well as a fellow back sufferer, I can at least empathise, and imagine how a heated backrest might help. Indeed, there was a point about ten years ago when it was so bad I could hardly walk! I even considered getting a wheelchair!! Then I wired myself up with a TENS machine, and after playing with the settings for a while, was able to walk reasonably normally with a stick. But I needed the settings so high to have any effect, the pads were leaving burn marks either side of my spine in my lumbar region….!! So I can recommend TENS as a solution if you have the problem again, but be careful. Peace 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

[@Julia-xz7vb]

i bet it has them, they just never worked

[@dungareesareforfools]

Hate heated seats, I don't want to feel like I've pissed myself.

[@matthewstone1920]

I had an Alfa that requires a special tool to change the bulb. It's an awful job... I like to take a deck chair and popcorn to Halfords and ask them to change my bulbs.

[@alanflint7732]

I had an old Octavia 1.8 vrs. Wonderful car. It drove so well. Made me smile every day. Poverty caused me to sell it back to the dealership. I cried.

[@impy1980]

Always HAARPing on Geoff. What an eventful day, quite enjoyed just coming along for the ride. Actually have fond memories of going out with my dad to pick up car parts or taking one for an MOT, reminded me of those simpler days.

[@-technodream-]

I see what you did there😉x

[@zubeystinzen540]

Never never never should you venture out on the road on friggin Friday 😂

[@wayland7150]

I did and I got away with it. Not wise though.

[@rosiecatbandit]

Poor Jake's eyes don't lie 😵

[@BerndFelsche]

When I visited the UK in May, 1997... There were four seasons in the one day in Coventry. London was British, sunny and warm on the holiday weekend. Plymouth was fine and Brecon Beacons were Welsh, overcast and windy. And the hired Rover was blanf but not as bad as feared. 😊

[@kennyroberts6609]

Haha!!😂 Halfords for a bulb fitting…. Made me chuckle lol….

[@mxjaz82]

We love the chaos.

[@whycantwegetalong4465]

I'd be surprised if sisters of mercy aren't haunting the tape deck. Hold it hostage 'til you get the keys lol

[@wayland7150]

80''s and 90's decades are all you need. Nothing since then is worth having. Some 2000's cars are actually 90's cars.

[@supersaabclaire]

​@@wayland7150 yep

[@boristabacsplatt6609]

About the missing car keys, Geoff - Dumb and Dumber springs to mind🙂

[@kimblecheat]

25 degrees in N Yorkshire yesterday, and today, blue skies too!

[@Horus9339]

Jake you are a bloody star, well done Sir. What a day for all concerned.

[@antwonefernandez7554]

Valet versus valet. 'Valey' is when someone parks your car, valeT is when your car is cleaned. You're welcome. 😂

[@ridbanner1407]

Wait for the warmest May on record bull***t.

[@cabbage681]

The Met office are already trying it with their ten day forecast, the gas light has been lit.

[@cool_training_tips]

I had a Megane of that vintage very briefly. Needed a new bulb, our local mechanic said that it was as if it had been designed to win the prize for most difficult and bizarre piece of design ever

[@peterbantock8746]

I rented an Octavia prob a decade or more ago in N'hampton. I loved it.

[@farmerned6]

High milage Octavia Diesel , that wont pass an MOT? Wet dream for Taxi Driver of a certain religion , that's got a cousin with a garage (I looking at You (redacted) from Brum that sold me a Hilux with rusted out chassis (hidden by the fuel tank) with a brand new MOT)

[@Elsie-uy2kl]

Blimey, that was a busy day Geoff. Anyone would think you love cars. 😆😆

[@GeoffBuysCars]

Another good one going out at 7pm tonight 👍

[@phantom9138]

Geoff reminds me of a hectic Ray Liotta in Goodfellas 🤣🤣👍🚗

[@billynomates920]

was about 14 or something when goodfellas came out. couldn't have the volvo but i did have the black adidas tracksuit ray liotta wore in the film. thought i looked the business 😅

[@metannica1]

I had a C70....when the roof was down, the passenger door came open, while going round bends!! I didn't keep it long 🙄 That was the start of my bad luck with cars...but hopefully, my luck has changed, with Dusty (the PT Cruiser, with the ZZ Top decals)

[@ibrstellar1080]

I hired a Renault Megane when I was on Holiday in Lanzarotte 20 yrs ago and it was so uncomfortable I needed a chiropractor afterwards.

[@fredEVOIX]

a sisters of mercy tape O_O who still has that in 2024 rofl it goes perfectly with the analogic equalizer I have never seen that option

[@nixswatson]

Down south has finally been sunny & hot Wednesday, Thursday + Friday!!! Hoping it's here to stay, fingers crossed. 🤞🌞 Loved this crazy vid lol 😂🤣🤪

[@hamshackleton]

Try changing the front left indicator bulb on a Berlingo! You have to shove your arm down a 3" slit between a box of gubbins and the top of the front, to twist the plastic mount 90', then pull it out. I could JUST get two fingers in, one from each hand! The bulb change itself is dead easy, just the usual bayonet fit. Now try getting the bleeping plastic bit back onto the socket. I 'borrowed' the barbie picker-upper scissory thing to push it back in and twist it, after drawing blood and saying certain words you won't find in most dictionaries!

[@wayland7150]

On a late 80's Rover 214 you just pull a spring and the unit slides right out. Obviously they realised that made things too easy and have changed it to an engine out job.

[@Horus9339]

That's nothing, try changing the water pump on a Peugeot 405. You are meant to remove the engine, I removed engine mounts, got a big dude with a persuasion bar and prayed it did not slip when I had my arms in removing the bloody thing. Stupid bloody car.

[@peterclarke3300]

Great video Geoff are you moving up north to the sunshine 👍🤣🤣

[@angelakenyon7490]

Entertaining video Geoff really enjoyed it, slightly different and unpredictable as your day unfolded😊 By the way the skies at the end of the video look like an upside down, angry ocean, yes, not usual or normal as Nature intends at all 🙃 💜🇬🇧

[@philliphugh3347]

nice hat-trick Geoff 👍😁

[@leesharpe5610]

New subscriber since I saw you with Lee, enjoy what your doing All's well that ends well I suppose lol Looking forward to watching all the rest of your videos. Keep well

[@larryjimbob]

The rain in Spain stays mainly on the plain..... apparently 😁 Wishing you well with the 'Moving the family to a warmer country pot' Geoff 🙏

[@zzhughesd]

The Volvo on its way up from London is on its way up. Lovely.

[@wanted-33]

"I've still got the keys in my pocket". Welcome to my life.🤣

[@BRMCaptChaos]

Amazingly the weather at Badminton for the 3 day event was perfect. Before and after less so.

[@user-tf7uo9tv8d]

Had the 2l diesel version of that Renault. It was brilliant!

[@kevinmott6205]

Really enjoyed this video Geoff great fun with it 😊Thanks for your hard work and good humour. 👍it's not this Kevin for sure🤣

[@totalutternutter]

How much will you take for the cake?

[@p24hrsmith]

Jeff .. Jiff the Megane conv is a lovely car I miss mine ... apart from the roof leaks

[@DavidDouglass-uc6bi]

i had a 1993 Volvo 850 and having it a few years i was a expert at changing headlight bulbs!

[@billsticker]

Phone interference is due to big CME's mucking things up. Expect more of the same this weekend.

[@BionicRusty]

Awesome. Such a cool video. Flippin’ (see what I did there?) brilliant. 😂🤣 👏👏👏👏

[@sib923]

The V70 Is actually looking stunning Geoff!

[@dannydee2668]

A very entertaining day for you and us great work, now I'm off to see if My Mate Vince has got his 1988 Rolls Royce through it's MOT.

[@Redorbluepill66]

Absolutely bloody brilliant Geoff.🫶✌️🙏🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

[@forrestrobin2712]

Excellent! À genuine Geoff buys Cars video 👍

[@zippy5131]

You want to get your arse a bit further north, the weather here in Chester has been stunning. It'll rain tomorrow now............ OH! yes all the years of travelling to Valencia from Dover dinghy country, never got a sweaty arse in a Triumph 2500... that's going back a few years.. Yes the manual window regulator handle worked well.

[@everythingandanything6405]

Lots of reasons to leave this country Geoff, least of all the weather. Do it while you are young enough

[@andrewnevermind4902]

Absolutely. I left in 2005. I don't ever return. Absolutley ruined.

[@EnglishTurbines]

Manic, still not quite sure what happened...I hope Jason gets home in time for his Paper Round....lol....😳😏😏

[@timhicks2154]

This random stuff is great fun!

[@martinwalker3372]

Great video Geoff. Not great skies!!!

[@shadowww133]

Honestly mate, maybe you should move to east cheshire, last few days have been lovely, sunny, and about 23-25°

[@zzhughesd]

Yup. Cheshire been the bomb. 22 20 23. It’s all been warm. Moisture on head time. In the UK.

[@Galerak1]

It's been lovely, just not the best time to find out your 6 month old car's air con needs re-gassing though 🥵 (luckily it's a company car and I'm due a fresh one next week... Yayyy)

[@shadowww133]

@@Galerak1 I can feel your pain, mine need some gas too, but I'm sorting it out tomorrow 😆

[@chiefrocka8604]

East cheshire aka the cheap seats

[@gilliangreen6610]

As a fellow Kiwi, i wish Neil the best if luck with an English simmer. We went to London in April 2008 and arrived on a beautiful hot sunny day but two days later it showed.

[@comfysofa1549]

Had a regular 04. Megan and it was brilliant.. Until it got written off...

[@RaithUK]

We have had 23c with breaks of sun all day. lol but first thing i did this morning was looking at sky any seeing the geoengineers where out in force.. :(

[@wayland7150]

I suspect Hay Fever comes from the crap they drop on us.

[@Jonny_The_Organism]

Well.....@5:00....It's still sunny here in Barkshershire!....and I'm watching at 19:25 (pm).... still sunny!.....

[@GolfMike09]

This is more like it, Geoff buying cars 👍❤ yay !

[@jamesjeanes5690]

Organised car chaos. Keeping us all entertained Geoff. 🏁

[@johnperrin914]

It's never a bad day when you get to mess around with cars!😊

[@willtaylor6112]

I brought a saab 93 bank holiday monday last week, never owned a Saab before but it's a really nice drive and very powerful with a 2.0 turbo engine also has lpg fitted to the car so its ulez free. Brilliant car so far

[@wayland7150]

Ah LPG is great but it won't be ULEZ free.

[@willtaylor6112]

@@wayland7150 isn't it, thought it was. It's a 2006 anyway so not chargeable for the meanwhile. I'm sure my local Caz was LPG cars are exempt but knowing the government they would have changed that

[@on3orafter]

My friend st work had one of those renault meganes for donkeys years he decided to upgrade to a newer seonchand civil with a wet belt which gave up after 13 months.

[@Bobjlow]

Chevy Traverse in the US, to change a bulb you have to take the front wheel off, the inner liner, lay on your back and then contort your hand into a skinny sock puppet shape.

[@therealunclevanya]

Smart Fourfour is the same

[@stephenperry9425]

9th and 10th of May hot but no blue skies, and no clouds just white streaks and thick haze. And it's going to rain all next week. I used to work at a Skoda dealership and we had a customer with a Skoda Superb just over seven hundred thousand miles still past its MOT, The only real folt was a rear window wouldn't go up all the way.

[@GeoffBuysCars]

Good cars those!

[@ibrstellar1080]

If the Octavia was a Politician it would be Theresa May😴😴😴.

[@davesouthall3834]

Renault have a chip installed to tell them to fall apart at 60,000 miles regardless of model.

[@johnwade1095]

That ns wing not matching the door would put me off.

[@EnglishTurbines]

Remember hiring a Mégane in Cyprus. It was shit...😳😮🇬🇧

[@greg5639]

I went through three of those type of keys with a Renault estate i had for only 2 or maybe 2-1/2 years.

[@robblack7560]

Gosh Geoff, retired early in Cheltenham and would have loved to have done your "click and collects". Sorry, returned to Northern Ireland to play 3 rounds of golf each day instead.

[@maggi0310]

Ohh happy friday people❤❤

[@industrialmonk]

I thought it had turned into a Simon peg film ( world's end) although I think that's based on me. I love chaos I have collected a car & set off to the ferry & all everyone asks is will it get there. Always has up to now even in a Citroen 1cv3 it became a 2cv6 when I changed the 6 ft long spark plug for the right one looky no damage at the destination 12 Hr's later. But interesting times.

[@DAVIDE-bk8by]

Dip bulb fitting a 2006 Mazda 3 is one of the worst car jobs ive ever done - 2 hours!

[@noelward8047]

Jake took the keys for a train ride ? Nice one Jake Haha

[@Jonny_The_Organism]

Dang....I was gonna put this in room 101.....and whaddya know....my thumb went into room 101....of all the things....

[@Live-life-1]

Great miix👍

[@bentullett6068]

You cruel person thinking of buying a Renault Megane of that generation. It's known as one of the worst cars to change a headlight bulb on.

[@wayland7150]

Renault Megane, it's a bit of a headache.

[@DAVIDE-bk8by]

second only to mazda 3

[@bentullett6068]

@@wayland7150 tell me about it my mom had the diesel estate version in one of the top trims. I only drove it a few times but it was pretty powerful, decent enough to drive and had a great interior. Only issues it had were the headlight bulb change difficulty and all of the keyless door sensors failed.

[@Brummie666]

Had a Mégane convertible, the diesel version and it was really good, 60 plus miles to the gallon, handled well, suspension wasn't bad. The electrics were shite. It's one of the smallest cars I've had but I would have another as a fun convertible if the electrics were good.

[@deanryland478]

Great episode Geoff no time to nob off😂

[@user-yt2vd9gz8y]

Off topic, but here in E europe, woke up to the first sunny morning in days and now, 11.00 AM yes the sheets of grey are spreading out making it cold and crap again. climate engineering is real and must be stopped asap.

[@cabbage681]

If I want to know what the weather will be, I just count the planes pumping out crap early in the morning. 4 or 5 means silver sunshine 10 to 15 and its solid grey two hours later.

[@bobphillips2188]

BTW, that sky is totally normal. You see what you want to see, and turn it into some kind of ? conspiracy/sinister thing. It isn't. And I STILL love your vids! The sky is the sky, it's nobody's fault.

[@geoffnorton9279]

What's going to happen to GBC if you move to Spain? Not quite as easy as it was a few years ago.

[@user-go2kw5lr2b]

It's french! What do you expect? Yes rubbish! I have 850 t5 auto and I love it. Had two cars one had to go. And it was the jaguar s type R . The volvo 850 t5 will never leave me.

[@raveninblack2505]

Good choice of tunes jake

[@judgejon]

moving to warmer climate Spain etc will this apply to you Geoff? >>>>>>>> Your total stay in the Schengen area must be no more than 90 days in every 180 days. It does not matter how many countries you visit. The 180-day period keeps 'rolling'. To work out if your stay is within the 90 day limit

[@user-vx6lx4tt2d]

Have you seen a big cat today lol I ❤ coffee it keeps me going

[@hazharibo7439]

Its been blazing hot in Hampshire today despite the efforts of the vape trails

[@bike6626]

Looks like you had a fun day.

[@ryszardlorenc7047]

Hi Geoff, I've often been tempted by cheap cars on e-bay that in the small print turn out to be cat S or N. Any chance of a vid showing what problems a prospective purchaser might encounter ?

[@GeoffBuysCars]

Yeah!

[@engste678]

Average speed 28 mph ! Sounds about right.

[@supersaabclaire]

Geoff! I'll collect some cars for you!!! I'm doing feck all at home now! And I used to do that for a job! Obviously I favour the Saab's though 😂

[@GeoffBuysCars]

Pop me an email :)

[@supersaabclaire]

@@GeoffBuysCars Excellent! Will do so tomorrow 🙂

[@supersaabclaire]

@GeoffBuysCars Geoff! I haven't forgotten!! Well obviously I have, but I'll email you now 🤣

[@gilleyb1900]

Nice choice of music Jake.

[@bobphillips2188]

I still love your vids and rants though!

[@briant4323]

Did you eat the cake?

[@wemawee]

2010 C70 everything works I'm selling LC10DWG

[@guy4469]

jake cannot lie his eyes are spinning .

[@BlackLines]

I need Warwick Davies to come and do the bulb on my Audi. Even he'll need a shoehorn.

[@user-sm4bf6vv5e]

Love this video! What's the cost of a valet? Did you risk eating the cake?

[@GeoffBuysCars]

£25 and no 😂

[@shaunmilner5599]

Geoff are you buying all the Volvo’s in the uk 🤣 🤣👍

[@cmg7960]

Wait what can I pick up cars for you ? Im based in Kent. But I have a house in Stoke on Trent and my mum in her 70's is still in the Potteries. I have had a full motorbike license since 1993 and I passed my car test last year. AUTO ONLY I love driving and Riding. Awsome channel.

[@BasketCase]

😂 Don't F*cking Crash 😂

[@billyskoda6839]

You went to Brockworth to buy a car?? At least it wasn't stolen... unusual for Brockworth.

[@user-ls1vo3ks1r]

Heated seats in summer? 😅