Geoffrey the Dumbass: Expense Reports

[@T4ke2]

Geoff asking “do you need the glasses” was perfect

[@jeremybuckets]

only the true gumheads know Amir's ass got LASIK. because he's BASIC.

[@DendyJungle]

Amir got lasik yes but it was performed by Sale so yes he still needs the glasses, even more so actually

[@Twistatron]

Geoff cuts his hair whenever he experiences a Thought.

[@roberttabackman4425]

Geoff cuts his hair whenever he experiences a THOT, Factually.

[@PozKnows]

He just doesn't have the moxie to rock a pony

[@Curtsy208]

Lmfao

[@Andimax11]

Geoff: “Do you need the glasses?” Amir: *stares* Knowing that Amir got lasik irl and in fact doesn’t need the glasses makes this hilarious

[@SeraphsWitness]

Geoff is becoming self-aware, he mentioned a sketch in a sketch. This is how the end happens people

[@SidneyKochman]

It is consistent with the character. In the old J&A videos, I believe that Amir was the only one who ever acknowledged the audience.

[@jonathanbauman5377]

@@SidneyKochman Yeah jake was always like "who's watching? what are you talking about?"

[@SeraphsWitness]

@@SidneyKochman There was a quick-cuts episode where Jake looks right at the camera quizzically just before Amir bursts in the room.

[@caprificusfigs]

This is the way the world ends, not with a BANG but with an OOSE.

[@seanyeatts]

Amir finally gets the ribbing he deserves: DID he need those glasses?

[@mariabrown6926]

Especially after LASIK 😂

[@RowBlanka]

definitely

[@brandonwilcox3307]

Reilly still protecting Geoff from Amir is heartwarming. Meaning it fills my heart with boiling hot rage. Also, didn't she give him a swirly a few months ago?

[@ultraBoomkin]

it's like how you're allowed to make fun of my mom, but I can't. I'm too close to her, but you just have so much material like how she's dumb and short.

[@sacrificialobama8786]

spum

[@michaelbateman2563]

That was Bad Reilly

[@woodside4life]

@@ultraBoomkin Hey, get your mind out of the st-st-stutter.

[@bonaparte6431]

it fills my heart with boiling hot spum

[@chasehlee7197]

Do you need the glasses? Amir: 😳

[@jakedemedeiros9978]

Is this the disgraced former host of review revue? One star.

[@follypersist]

McDon't was so assertive in this one! also the kale caesar sounds great

[@Sabrina-tl9ws]

Reilly's hair looks amazing. Has Amir considered coming up with some snack ideas for Geoff's new restaurant?

[@onionslaps]

Amir: Cinnamon toast hunch? That’s cinnamon on rye, but I have this gut feeling about it Reilly: You have a gluten allergy…

[@zin.bricks]

so mentioning a sketch, the burning zoom, it’s something for the day ones, he’s sentient

[@Casswaria]

That ending was excellent, love the meta

[@restroyer]

Amir bought some pearl-white dress shoes in case Headgum gets invited to a charity event or, worse still, a gala!

[@peterbyykkonen8901]

Geoff has absolutely become a new man of himself, and I for one am not having it.

[@julieburnsTY]

Geoff flipping his hair behind her ear before describing his chicken sandwich restaurant, lol

[@donovantucker5166]

A reciept is just a list that can do math.

[@Jirbolicious]

🤯

[@80lemon80]

0:19 Geoff is giving Gale Beggy here

[@shutup4528]

“You bought a ‘I bought a zoo’ DVD distribution company?”

[@geekaxoid8082]

This truly may be the most well-acted GTD to date. Well done, you lovable lads from Liverpool

[@jonathanbauman5377]

First of all one of them is a woman, and secondly, like literally* no one is from Liverpool... *figuratively

[@iblame_nargles]

ugh

[@VICloudkicker]

"I rented a wrench " in the same tone of voice as Amir's "We thought you were dead." is such a ridiculous response.

[@wheelsongenius]

Amir having to explain what a staycation is.

[@JiklopDave]

Geoff breaking the fourth wall there. Sam's not going to like this.

[@PhantasmalBlast]

Go home Jake

[@zakesters]

@@PhantasmalBlast Mondays!

[@SHKABAM]

Since Amir did get lasik, Geoff just straight up called him out lol

[@blakelazarus993]

There was a fan theory at the end of Jake and Amir that Amir was secretly filming their conversations, and Jake once noticed a camera at the beginning of one of the videos but Amir quickly came in and distracted him. They never ended up doing anything with the storyline, but this could be a similar thing where Geoff is behind it all

[@Yrenne]

Loved this one, classic Geoffrey the Dumbass episode

[@Syman404]

The episode of Reilly finishing her internship and picking up for Geoff, and then watching this five years later? It melts my heart. Reilly understands Geoff and truly cares for him.❤ She pushes Geoff to get through it to make it better for Geoff.😊

[@khepri3266]

CollegeHumor Amir wouldn’t hesitate for a second to spend $50k for a “staycation.”

[@brandonwilcox3307]

2:39 He doesn't look particularly sad btw

[@bbwibb02]

I kept waiting for someone to tell him the movie is called "We Bought a Zoo" not "I Bought a Zoo" and yet, not only did neither Reilly nor Amir say it, but not one comment has mentioned it either?

[@tayloreh]

I Bought A Zoo is the prequel in the trilogy.

[@incog.nyto.]

@@tayloreh with an even further prequel: Nobody Bought A Zoo

[@Brett.A]

Leaving Review Revue for the Headgum Pod- the ultimate dumbass move

[@GaryDunion]

This Geoffrey guy has moxie, Reilly should get him as a guest on Review Revue

[@sft3485]

Wait when did Geoffrey die? I'm beefing with soy

[@briangoates3245]

Discover THE MURAKA, a first-of-its-kind, luxury two-level residence with a master bedroom submerged over 16 feet below sea level in the Indian Ocean, as part of the Conrad Maldives Rangali Island resort.

[@bezoekers]

Discover THE MARIKA

[@matthewmcdowell4628]

I love that geoffrey knows hes in a video

[@joeyfromschool]

why DID they think Geoff was dead?

[@jgfhs]

Geoff has gotten so much better at acting

[@LucasBlaney]

Top notch content here. Miss this stuff.

[@asmodeodh]

AMIR !!! Geoffrey starts crying. lol

[@sommeric6787]

Best short yet

[@joeyrozic1100]

Solid headgum episode. Made me laugh

[@thefoodisalive]

great premise for this one

[@PolyChromium]

Amir getting angry over a staycation. Geoff's gonna break the goddamn hypnosis Amir must have gone through to become normal

[@seba1pimp]

Gotta say, this one was awesome.

[@user-oh5gz4ue6r]

FINALLY the funny ones are back

[@Xotame]

A rented wrench for the mechanic sketch makes the ladies wretch I french kissed a dog at an all you can eat taco buffet

[@totalgroupwipe]

A Frenchie for that Frenchie

[@mikeb1787]

I died at he vertical integration

[@NitroTheFlash]

geoff finally did his job!!!

[@georgelelandturner]

Geoffrey your hair is a lot my man 😂

[@danfromtheburgh]

This is more than good - it is alright!

[@iamsajoga]

"We're all sad" - podcast mogul/fake glasses wearer Amir Shmuel

[@PogieJoe]

I love these goofy goobers.

[@Duryism]

Oh Amir, don't you use "staycation" like that! Like you know what it means all of a sudden.

[@tayloreh]

Isnt the movie called We Bought A Zoo? So he got the exclusive right to sell the prequel?

[@DEMIntern]

Amir and Reilly are parents staying together just to take care of Geoff’s dumbass.

[@sprintonbeat]

headgum lore just thickened. it may be a truman show of sorts

[@coopernoble6139]

The Channukka gift I always needed

[@chrisliden716]

They jumped the carp, they had a perfect game going with just JAKE and Amir. Now they force these these these diva queens into the videos. It’s DIFFERENT, which means it SUCKS, which means I’m PISSED. The big 3

[@sonicrushXII]

He knows, he really is smarter than he looks

[@NotMac]

The simulation started to fall apart at the end there

[@jackhammer0015]

Woah, is that the former host of Review Revue?

[@carrotsnatch]

I haven't smiled in over a year

[@fyukfy2366]

Geoff spent a bad amount if money in that wrench

[@nutmaster652]

Reilly is giving Love Quinn, well, always. she looks like Victoria Pedretti.

[@alextemplemusic]

Amir of all people should understand traveling abroad for a staycation

[@kek22219]

So meta and 4th wall breaking.

[@GregTurismo]

I can’t believe Geoffrey frickin James is leaving RR

[@Boopbeeboopdeboop]

God I love a good kale caesar

[@mandreadfg]

It's vertical integration, look it up

[@michaeltsouris8190]

Oh I'm sorry, is Geoffrey's hair the star of the fucking show?! Yes it fucking is!!!!

[@Th3Marchioness]

I guess... people in non-prescription glasses shouldn't throw stones

[@hacker6284]

Why do they think he’s dead? Is this canonically post reilly’s nickname?

[@C4rps]

Outtakes: Volume IV?

[@GregTurismo]

Amir doesn’t need the glasses 👓

[@CroshVine]

Jesus Christ!! Oh never mind, that’s Geoffrey.

[@tylermyers8735]

A+

[@jasonmurdoc9533]

Fun fact Amir doesn’t need those glasses.

[@takatotakasui8307]

Sketch??

[@PolskiProdigy]

Amir has gray hair already?

[@hobes9799]

Does Amir need glasses actually

[@HashRecord]

im so fucking mad i just found out about headgum.... ADVERTISE BETTER

[@HashRecord]

jk but seriously

[@ace-xy8ub]

Heard

[@MisterPuggles]

Did Jake have to beg beg beg to mommy to make her own podcast?

[@VoteWillows]

.......................................................................................................no

[@imakemusicplaylists9399]

Hi

[@richaw1652]

✨wOOooww✨

[@budapestreet]

Amber

[@karv9445]

Taupe

[@DarkOkamiAlpha]

LETS GOOO

[@adamrodger5351]

Geoff... you gotta get a haircut my dude.

[@NaviSquatz]

I hate the name of this show, these would be easier to share without the name. It’s really funny and it could be popular. Am I out of line?

[@ahmedmahmood9067]

You’d think with all the extra time they take to make these now they might consider making them funny once in a while. Exsqueeze

[@gasgano8255]

Did you intend to write this under the previous video?

[@willyyy6982]

I’m sorry, I just really don’t like Reilly

[@gasgano8255]

That sounds like a serious condition, I'd get that checked

[@captainautobots]

"Sketch"?

[@mmmatches]

NO

[@coffin7904]

finaly its heels. .