Geoffrey the Dumbass: Halloween Pranks

Pranks or naw?
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[@Helmindarn]

"I'm usually talking to an empty couch" is gonna keep me up at night, thinking about Geoff walking around an empty office trying to start conversations with nobody.

[@smokejc]

it keeps me down at night

[@ScoopMeisterGeneral]

it keeps me around at night

[@Thomas-hh2yu]

it keeps me diagonal at night

[@stancollins6593]

It keeps me at night

[@pruwyben]

it keeps me warm at night

[@timgehrsitz3267]

Fighting the urge to go against the obvious "baby now we got bad bloodwork" and going for the far worse "I'm the bad blood... work!" is honestly impressive

[@BCKMProductions]

I've been watching Jake and Amir for over a decade and one thing I have always said is Amir never tries to make shit happen!

[@godfarm10]

I’ve also been watching for nearly a decade now and have nothing to show for it, save for a few successful business ventures and a lovely wife.

[@Ducks314]

You don't have those things.

[@ChrisKerel]

you should talk to Mickey, my friend

[@keelansiemens6537]

“I’m the bad blood… work!” Is Geoff’s best line all year

[@pauljordantalbot4100]

“You know how my shit is pretty viscous…?” Was a sleeper hit from this vid imo 😂

[@gpmegaman]

I really like Amirs subtle character shift, instead of being purely cynical, he's more like a depressed dad talking to the son he can't not love.

[@bdm6985]

I need ALL the outtakes from this episode please.

[@VICloudkicker]

1:28 "You never try to make shit happen." As a response to someone, rightfully, shooting down your ideas is so... wild. The CONFIDENCE in this young man? It's coarse, rough and shares a similar consistency to something... uh, well coarse and rough, I suppose.

[@agneseditsstuff]

the consistency of rice, you might say

[@incog.nyto.]

@@agneseditsstuff The consistency of rind

[@devgonewild839]

Geoff pitching a show as a Netflix original and downgrading it all the way to Tubi by the end sounds eerily like a historical account of the Headgum podcast

[@UzbekistaniDenzel]

Last time I was this early, Geoff was actually a paid employee at this company

[@smokejc]

now he's an employeet

[@gabetn2963]

God I really hate how much Amir decieves Jeff in this vid. He says that running over Marty's calf would be vehicular manslaughter, it would just be assault if he doesn't die! He really never tries to make shit happen.

[@olguppie2819]

I wonder what Mickey was doing on that dairy farm

[@NickyCrunch]

So nice of Amir to take a break from his honeymoon to humor Geoffrey's, frankly, shit

[@SeraphsWitness]

This one I think is an instant classic. It had me rolling start to finish.

[@moocher2121]

"You never try to make shit happen"

[@Kollman2812]

Sometimes I feel bad for the guy. Always… trolling his sick ass.

[@henrykates1907]

Geoff's comedy stylings these days are mostly hoisin/sand related

[@JeremyHoffman]

Whoa, Geoffrey in a classic "quick cuts" skit, Jake and Amir style!

[@takatotakasui8307]

The empty couch line lol I knew this would be a good one

[@emilianoca8440]

geoff'a hair looks so good here i cant even focus

[@dang801]

Yall, I've been a Jake & Amir watcher since day 1 and this one is the funniest geoffrey video yet. I recommend though 1.25x or I like 1.5x speed - reminds me more of the classic format and punches up the delivery. So good, hahahahaha im dying

[@mikemcglasson1286]

bad blood work? Nah, bad you

[@megharoni]

I love Geoffrey. I didn't think anyone could do the Jake & Amir routine as well as they could, but then that dumbass showed up and he's fantastic!

[@lincolnpepper816]

this is the golden age of jake and amir/geoffrey the dumbass. these last few episodes have been some of the funniest ive ever seen

[@couragecoachsam]

Glad this episode raised awareness with that cheeky mid-roll ad for the Amir Blumenfeld Foundation for Not Giving a Shit

[@nunziocombattelli6311]

Bad Halloween prank? Nah! Bad you!

[@marcusdagostino6208]

amir never tries to make shit happen

[@SirWickedDude]

"sadlorette" sent me off lol 🤣🤣

[@HSVIRK]

Hot take: Geoff is a better Amir than Amir, Amir is a better Jake than Jake.

[@kirbylover37]

Jake is still the best Jake

[@brian3634]

Jake is a worse Riley. He's sort of the Marika of people.

[@t3cchan]

GUYS, LOWER THE VOLUME FOR THE INTRO CARD. It's so much louder than the actual dialogue of the sketch.

[@non_brewed_condiment]

Fun fact: dry ice in cold brew would kill you in a terrifying way

[@mousewifegames]

"sadlorette" did make me do a spit take

[@JesseBusman1996]

Brava!

[@hittingyouoverthehead]

Magnifico!!!

[@askariyaw]

Brava! Brava! Magnificohle!

[@hailey1313]

this is truly a dramedy of terrors

[@Toktott]

I more than miss this series. I diss this series, it sucks! Give me more

[@CanadianFighter2k]

The chocolate pudding/viscous shit bit was done in J&A a few times too. I.E "Brown TP"

[@climbitclimate]

Geoff= new and improved Amir Amir= old and improved Jake Jake= new and worse Marty Marty= old and worse Micah

[@peterdurant3678]

good grief, Geoff needs to be a star

[@TheAtomicDom]

Is this episode 100?? Well done Tony Zero! 🎉

[@Duryism]

Oh... no, no, no. Let's circle back to Geoff's shit being really viscous.

[@bobsonny]

honestly let's not

[@lumbersnackenterprises]

Get Smarty, with that little guy Marty, by swiping his body pillow waifu, and taking her out for a swell date of Oysters and Hoysein

[@awesomeguy2009]

I thought only Meoffrey Mames was allowed behind the couch? Continuity shattered. Taupe.

[@utterlyj1277]

The world building of the first few lines is tragic

[@SteveJohnson-ht6kv]

Daddy needs the upvotes. “Something Geoff said” absolutely slayed me. I’m dead. I’m deceased. Is that good enough for you simpletons!?!? Upvote me to karma heaven. I’m serious.

[@mmmatches]

The least believable part of this conversation is that Geoff has a friend

[@SeraphsWitness]

What about Jaremy the sailor?

[@mmmatches]

@@SeraphsWitness less of a friend and more an Airbnb of himself

[@SeraphsWitness]

lol@@mmmatches

[@dixiecronin7791]

Geoff needs a scroll!

[@PJonston]

What temperature is it in that room? They both look FINE, but polar opposites, layers-wise.

[@ThePantheons]

only ONE blooper? that's bad.... blood work!

[@Sabrina-tl9ws]

before you post these, remember to THINK: is it true, helpful, inspiring, necessary, kind?

[@101xp]

So that's why Marty's leg is in a cast 🤔

[@Lexio3031]

Bad blood work, Nah………bad you!

[@griffhay1]

…ok, but why is Amir there on a Sunday?

[@pruwyben]

I seem to recall he can't find his house.

[@miracledip5123]

Is Javier the new Mickey or the new Leron?

[@GregTurismo]

So why are they both there on a Sunday? Anybody?

[@awestrich2172]

Yall on quiver?

[@rkalla]

Jeff is Amir

[@IMatchoNation]

A sordid e-mail from this besotted G-male makes all the wine moms turn pale!

[@joemother338]

What if the original amir and this geoffery met? How far could they take it before it would be considered a war crime? Just thought for food.

[@wafflemaker6590]

do you think his exes in one room together would ever they match his sweet lil magination?

[@gasgano8255]

BRAVA!

[@bingusdale5728]

Ok

[@jas3576]

I'm just commenting for the sake of leaving a comment.

[@johnfox6942]

Where is Riley? This sucks!

[@captainautobots]

They're gonna make a mint with that parking lot.

[@incog.nyto.]

In 40 years no less!

[@captainautobots]

@@incog.nyto. well, they _would_ if Amir ever tried to make shit happen...

[@mevicky100]

Top Ten Halloween Prank Ideas by Geoff “Bad Blood” Blumenjames … _work_