Geoffrey the Dumbass: Jorts Tutorial

[@jake-amirblumenfeldwitz6068]

The explanation for how many jeans he has has me crying, not to mention

[@Kimber2011]

I really like the versatility of "jorts" in a linguistic way. Both "of sorts" and "of course". Amazing. This is an innovation of the English language.

[@mariabrown6926]

Kimberly dont you mean TWINNOVATION?

[@Kimber2011]

maria brown no

[@superneko99]

Shakespeare himself never had such a profound impact on the English language.

[@TriforceTK]

Amir getting choked is his karma for choking doobs to death in jake and amir

[@mariabrown6926]

TriforceTK Penis!

[@yonamekibel4025]

doobs so deserved that

[@zhenya9302]

Not like this... not... like... this...

[@that_one_momo_guy]

CURSE YOU

[@zhenya9302]

Chuck Steak Nightmares?

[@stevemyers3082]

This is a one stop shop for mom and pop, but don't bring dad around here. This ain't no place for dads.

[@kelw89]

Steve Myers ponytails are for ponies

[@hittingyouoverthehead]

Did you know that penguins eat their husbands?

[@colincrawford4921]

Happy Father's Day

[@EvilApple567]

"That's the one thing you can help!" Such a straight-man Jake thing to say

[@TheBnaiElohim]

EvilApple567 they were both good at their roles

[@epoillaKory]

Jake said it in DJ Business

[@christeebs]

Geoffrey got those rugby player legs. I bet he's a fly openside flanker.

[@juventusfcrules]

I beg your shardon?

[@purplekissy]

It spelled differently but that's how you pronounce my name and now I want that as my ring tone just so I can hear Geoff say my name.

[@TriforceTK]

One words: buns

[@mariabrown6926]

I can't wait to show this video to my fife and lids! 🙌

[@dpolsrod]

Am I the only one who noticed Geoff flubbed the line at 2:37 where he said "jants" when he clearly should have said "jorts"? Not to mention. And one more thing I- *choke* ACH! *gargle*

[@0axel078]

Some jants for this Lance brings the ladies outta France! I pantsed my first-born in New Haven.

[@FaceSlater]

0Axel0 lmfao

[@gavinjean9774]

i met geoffrey at the Cleveland International film festival and talked to him after everyone's film and after he spoke and we asked him about where he gets his memes and he told my friends and I fuckjerry and it was so funny with the teachers around (this was a class field trip for our media production class) but their reaction was priceless! Wish I knew about HeadGum prior to going to the film fest but he was such a cool guy!!

[@thehammurabichode7994]

Im gonna need a fucking comma or something buddy lol.

[@Daniel_Boni]

Geoff’s “excuse??” Face gives me so much joy

[@KonkeyDongkey]

And to think that Mr. James would one day have GALL himself on the cast.

[@nomancanbeatpanda]

Took them a couple years, but They finally had the gall to get the Gaul

[@NitroTheFlash]

Theres no way you ever become someone's better half. Hahahahahahah I'm dying

[@wowzers1237____]

It’s just a coy little way of welcoming people for the loooong gauuul!

[@yugi_motta]

I'm gonna be really disappointed if Geoffrey isn't in Lonely and Horny 2.

[@mariabrown6926]

Yugi Aragão me jew

[@htaed23]

Or don't

[@tomasruckett]

He is.

[@jrjubach]

These are so freaking funny I can't get over it.

[@camthethird]

This is what I'm thankful for today.

[@STeWBaIIZ]

Geoffrey has a great pair of getaway sticks, I would show them off too

[@icemanfrfr]

Absolutely of jorts

[@mehow1827]

this is amazing, haha christ this is gold. Yall deserve way more views

[@---GOD---]

LOL these guys really don't get enough views. I still watch Jake and Amir from time to time.

[@phillipjameson2599]

A pair of jorts for this spoil sport makes the chicks snort

[@mariabrown6926]

Wyatt Campbell I creampied my stepbrother at a opera

[@noahgrossman8977]

I rawdogged my grandma at a sermon!

[@ameliaf2989]

The Ina Gartner reference was unexpected but greatly appreciated

[@semi-sweet]

*Tu-jort-rial

[@IAmAndrew1]

Hey Geoffrey, GIMME THOSE SCISSORS

[@5479taylor]

This is the funniest one yet

[@JayMiV]

He's wearing the sunglasses, you can't stop the laughing.

[@chilldude5949]

every Thursday it's the "funniest one yet"

[@Billy_3]

Forget Hardwon, Geoff was the quad god all along.

[@brandogg9750]

The sign rings too true as a college student. Too true.

[@garyreid7919]

This is such a great vid

[@claudenavarro1857]

Gotta love those short jorts.

[@blushingfrieza]

I know I'm what I'm doing, huh? You wouldn't need the sign if you actually did. Lmao, i was waiting for Amir to address that, was not disappointed 😂

[@dixiecronin7791]

I was using it as a crutch!

[@LoMo_11]

The pinnacle of geoffrey so far. My absolute favorite episode

[@natedevins2920]

Best video on youtube yet

[@simonragnarson22]

Watching this 1,5 years later and god, youre thighs are ripped dude. #geff4pressident2k20

[@PikachuStudiosOfficial]

You should invite Jon Wolf for the holidays

[@Drarack]

Children in Africa wouid have been happy to wear those scissors.

[@JayMiV]

These camera ones with Amir behind it are the best.

[@Frogfish999]

HA, wow this jorts joke is so funny you guys should make a new series called "Jorts"

[@chrisfguitar]

One words: buns.

[@G2TheRegular0790]

Wait ...it was a jorts tutorial to which he ends it with...now you're rocking w jants

[@Roonlovesfish3874]

You wizard, you warlock

[@captainautobots]

So, Geoff has the force.

[@jakeman1251]

Damn Gaul really glowed up. From GtD to Review Revue

[@siiimooo]

Call me old fashioned

[@es4655]

Geoffrey? More like Thiccfrey! nahwaimsayin?

[@meechivelli]

Wooah! Short shorts!

[@tonythefuckingtiger719]

The sign behind him 😂😂😂 💀💀 I can't breathe

[@bruceweel]

i fuckin need jorts in my life. take my money.

[@ushnishde]

NOO Amir!! Think of what we've accomplished together!!!

[@mayy6758]

lest i get exited at a gelsons

[@SeraphsWitness]

Gotta keep the Blasians at bay.

[@Yaktopan]

this video taught me basic vocabulary

[@Craisins]

That's the one thing you can help! The reviews suck, if you suck!

[@antonsavosin75]

2:16 oh my god, your voice is painful

[@ejoshcoron]

I beg your sharton? 😂😂

[@wesley2936]

I thought Jorts were short Jeans, and Jnorts were short Jants

[@Billy_3]

That first 15 seconds 😂😂😂

[@TheFounderUtopia]

Not to mention

[@d-dub-m]

Geoff’s thighs take lives

[@WixkedLovy]

New Star Wars movie looks pretty chill

[@shmendusel]

is this the prequel to BDGs "how to make jorts"?

[@stuffbackwards]

how does this channel survive with only 23k subscribers?

[@labrador_dali]

Headgum mainly gets its income through podcasts so i guess the videos don't have to be profitable

[@mevicky100]

I beg your Chardonn?

[@tarrenl4068]

I beg your sharden...

[@vJ0D]

absolutely im first

[@AethusalaAeon]

That one was funny

[@K2PQQQTKG]

Who is that?

[@jesses8161]

Eh.

[@vicboy5008]

Jesse S I beg your shardon?

[@jesses8161]

Vicboy 500 Eh.

[@BDTHESM4]

I like new content but having this guy play the old amir seems a little cheap to me.

[@amit212543]

Make Jake and Amir instead. Rebrand as Amir and Jake if necessary.

[@jacobferreiras8545]

Third

[@Monosaccaride]

Geoffrey the Uninspired

[@Aezoh]

I beg your shardon?