Geoffrey the Dumbass: Mornin'

[@somniloguy12]

This feels like a prequel to Jake and Amir, and Geoffrey being the one that snapped Amir.

[@stfu1652]

I agree, I think Amir was frustrated that everything worked out well for Geoffrey even the hes stupid, so he changed in J and A, but his life just became depressing instead. That is kind of reflected since throughout this series, Amir becomes more accepting of Geoffrey.

[@lulusobel8643]

That's actually super interesting! I always considered Geoffrey the dumbass as more of a sequel to jake and amir, cause like, the actual timeline, but this way is cool too!

[@justin070809]

That “mornin hoss” kills me everytime

[@poponater1000]

Ho Ly GUAC. That coin flip trick was redicidonkey

[@Clippership840]

I gotta learn that b-b-b-b-bad

[@NDJunction]

Ho Ly GUAC. you wizard. you warlock. you sides conjurer of jorts?? how dare you

[@hittingyouoverthehead]

@@Clippership840 Why?

[@quarkgluonplasma9764]

A coin flip trick for this slick rick makes the chicks...SICK

[@mevicky100]

I walked through a Jackson Pollock, dude! In my pied-à-terre!

[@WixkedLovy]

I just love how Amir immediately assumes Geoffrey is there to hurt him.

[@hittingyouoverthehead]

I mean if you find someone in your home that you didn't let in, you pretty much immediately drop the assumption that they're NOT trying to hurt you.

[@Ростислав-п1у]

I bet the broker is Rick Fox.

[@molesticles]

If that was the case the last word of the episode would have been "Eggs".

[@Ростислав-п1у]

Rick probably did call "Eggs". But Geoffrey is not about that chicken life.

[@abemrofchak]

It was his friend Mickey.

[@Ростислав-п1у]

Mickey is Amir's friend. Excuse you! :D

[@aubreystewart3772]

Absolutely excuse you.

[@IAmAndrew1]

Amir’s credit score is so low, he couldn’t even buy a birthday card. It’s all that damn dolphin meat.

[@brandonwilcox7411]

Phyllis Diller is here!

[@lufycz.]

You mean a stay sick card?

[@maxpayne3050]

amir's credit score is so low, that flo rida wrote a song about it.

[@shibadoge5349]

Max Payne ...Low?

[@JokrB3]

Shiba Doge nope whistle

[@nickirichards5617]

Phyllis Diller is here

[@shiggyazalea3593]

Whistle!

[@darin9j]

call me Han, because my credit score is....OUTTA THIS WORLDDDD

[@ethownzbh]

Love it when Geoffrey brings out Amirs inner self even when he's supposed to be the rational one. That said, fuck I wish I knew how he did that guac thing to.

[@AndrewPonti]

That's pretty much what I thought..."Amir" comes back when Geoffrey is around

[@Timorio]

To what?

[@Winteramen]

@@AndrewPonti another comment suggested this is what “broke” a once logical and normal “Amir.” Geoff's immense good luck just couldn't be rationalized by the sensible Amir, so Jake and Amir is a sequel that follows a post-Geoff, crazy Amir.

[@yugi_motta]

"Why are you?" Gold.

[@ThePurpleKnightmare]

Now he has to eat the yams.

[@not_henry_the_fifth]

ThePurpleKnightmare AH-AAAAH-AAAAAAHHHHH-AHH.

[@Lucroq]

Not the yams!

[@elendiel]

I hate yams!

[@superanimeniac]

@@not_henry_the_fifth now he's gotta eat em now he's gotta eat em eat the yams

[@Kryonyde]

Hilarious.. I also loved how they just glossed over the fact that he bought and destroyed a 3 million dollar Jackson Pollock collage.

[@annaheff7332]

Sinatra's "Call Me Maybe" - omg. That line killed me.

[@henrykates1907]

I fucking lost it at the guac part

[@AndrewPonti]

HO-LY GUAC! Not the yams! I hate yams!

[@MichaelPuterbaugh]

I will not eat the yams, Amir!

[@Quabbe]

Im jake, your amir

[@Sener]

....YAMS.

[@dflowhoops]

lol same

[@waireads2712]

Idk why I find Geoff's confused face so funny but I do

[@deMAXIMUUUS]

one of their best

[@DavidAdeyemi]

Was hoping Geoffrey answered the phone and said "Hello, Mickey?!"

[@AndrewPonti]

I was hoping. Or Rick Fox!

[@Aequitas887]

Henry, Henry, Henry!!!!!!!

[@phobeon1274]

I think you guys are still kinda trying to find a balance between creating something separate from Jake and Amir while still using its comedic medium, and this feels a lot less forced than the other episodes. This is one of my favorites, keep up the awesome work!

[@radosawzuchowski7152]

It's the same as Colbert's Late Show. It took him almost 2 years to find the balance between using his old character and moving the show to a new direction. It's pretty common after you spend so many years doing the same bit.

[@bfmw13]

Geoffrey writes these episodes

[@francisdelamerced5900]

Sember Kaiyonabi yeah i like that he's dumb but still successful

[@Monerasauce]

it was a real bitchly move of y'all to not use that bomb ass jingle you recorded

[@AntickUamba]

Monerasauce it lacked ass chorus

[@AyleidCraft]

Amir_Vinci I know, the beat sucked shit too

[@THEGEORGEDUDE13]

at best? it sucked

[@iDirtyDianaX]

Knicksboncho the beat was fine, the beat was good

[@AyleidCraft]

Red Lime Hey, you're preaching to the chair... And I love that.

[@ryanlutes9833]

But I don't like yams! I don't like yams, Jake now I have to eat the yams...

[@elainaryan88]

Yams! RIP Jake and Amir.

[@edwardwarrick605]

elainaryan88 i don't wanna eat the yams!

[@Monerasauce]

Edward Warrick oh you'll eat the yams

[@edwardwarrick605]

Monerasauce but I'm allergic to yams! I don't like yams! Please don't make me eat the yams!

[@LimLamOfficial]

stop saying yams

[@TheRandopro]

yammmms

[@DarshUK1]

The outtakes to this are g-g-g-g-gold!

[@handfloboxingreview1673]

yams, now I've gotta eat em, now I've got to eat the Yams.

[@Thedarkknight2244]

I lose it just imagining his broker on the other end freaking out seeing that yam appear under his palm

[@noodtayne599]

They're getting much better!

[@Dylankeahi]

Man your writing has gotten so great over the years. How far you've come. Keep it up.

[@bjigga]

This is by far my favorite one.

[@creb672]

Holy guac... this iPad thing is ridicky donkey

[@not_henry_the_fifth]

Connor B I need one, B-B-B-Bad!

[@rashaadliggins1965]

"Are you here to hurt me"

[@andrewtogold6348]

The references Geoff makes sometimes r wild to me as a clevelander cause I've literally been to the yours truly in chagrin falls

[@msrpmusic303]

I just realized that Amir wakes up, hair perfectly in place whilst wearing a pocket tee.

[@Chillinwill1969]

That's guac-some, dude!

[@shibadoge5349]

Chillinwill1969 *Zoom

[@Chillinwill1969]

I deserve so much more than this, this, this ,this....correction. On a Thursday no less. A freaking Thursday blast for this dumbASS makes the ladies go, "PASS."

[@martijnslegers7523]

Sounds more like you deflowered your grandmother at a homeless shelter...! At least you get allowed into homeless shelters, is what I'm saying.

[@Hwella555]

amir's face before geoff says yams is the pinnacle of..everything actually. I really don't know why I like it

[@KeyboardAbhishek]

This is why Amir hates yams.

[@TimidDimwit]

Man I always liked these videos, but this episode is amazing. It seems like they are really starting to get into the series

[@TheKennyMcormick]

I like that its March 2017 and Geoffrey has an "I Voted" sticker on his shirt lol

[@lucyanne9626]

"Mornin', Hoss."

[@BananaMann793]

Just found this channel today and love it

[@nathancurtis7299]

Mornin' Hoss

[@VijiogFrito]

That alarm tho. Gives me nightmares now

[@SpaceAnt00]

I’ve watch this video twos of times and this is the first time I noticed the I Voted sticker.

[@kylethescientist]

This was the best one yet.

[@cyclonerampage]

I wish Geoffrey had answered: "Mickey, my friend!"

[@ruthpol]

Holy shit that first moment you see Amir, cool dude with a beard ... comparing that to how he looked in the first J&As ... crazy how much he changed :D You guys are awesome

[@anthony7960]

i didn't realize until the third watch that Geoff comes out of Amir's bathroom lmao

[@MrGoodbye23]

y'all hit it outta the park wit this one

[@edwardwarrick605]

MrGoodbye23 gotta give em that attaboy

[@jakedemedeiros9978]

Report for spam and lies amir isn't wearing his grindguard

[@theheroofkvatch8370]

This was the best one yet

[@Lightwaverable]

That's an excellent score.

[@superbadandsupermad]

Oh my god, "Sinatras call me maybe" "Thats not his song!" made me belly laugh.

[@MrSbrengle]

Great ep. guys ! best one yet! lmao

[@jesusthroughmary]

So this is Jake and Jake and Amir. Got it.

[@taylordorothy4744]

When Geoffrey made a scrunch-nosed face about collage/college it was like classic Amir. This is better than a reboot.

[@NCfirefighter527]

Best one yet!

[@jessetorres5461]

Geoffrey is so god damn perfect for these videos

[@plumbussmith]

... little Jeff's tryna play sinatra's 'call me maybe' 🤣🤣

[@shadowmane55]

Lol this was one of the funniest ones i seen

[@pouriarajaee6811]

It's karma

[@colingillis4898]

Best one in a while

[@stevemyers3082]

I should have seen this coming a mile away, with the frickin' Nikkei free fall.

[@fyukfy2366]

Mary Jane Blige aunt got nothing on these pipes and speaking of pipes buy high

[@Flimajam]

I love these vids!

[@Evelyncarlson96]

It's so weird hearing Amir being Jake

[@TheGraphiteCovenant]

this one is so good

[@georgesampson360]

yams

[@patricksteele9268]

Tails...guac 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@shadowmane55]

lol i swore Amir was gonna say "you wizard, you warlock"

[@arcusangelus]

"call it" "tails" *reveal* "guac" Hahahahahahaha

[@Thomas-hh2yu]

Blows my mind that people can come up with something like "Geoffrey flips a coin and turns it into guac"

[@NikSwiftDigs]

"What... are you doing here Geoffrey? Are you here to hurt me?" No-one knows how or what Geoffrey is...

[@rosiex2757]

clearly a different species of alien to amir.

[@dicamillo38ify]

"Call it" "Tails" "Guac"

[@KameariKillScreen]

I owe the man I am today to Geoff's investing advice.

[@panther017fan]

I'm able to tell who writes these :)

[@zacharynewman4852]

is that Mickey his friend?

[@fyukfy2366]

I go high to low, like HELLO!

[@ammarmali]

Hahaha best one so far

[@MoneyPanda1091]

Not the yams!!!!

[@balintgal3857]

That's awesome dude

[@lavanyapandey5537]

..is that a reference to the stock market video?

[@lavanyapandey5537]

i rewatched the episode and some guy in the comments misspelled college as collage...

[@thehammurabichode7994]

Yams are the key to all this, if we can get the yams working

[@semi-sweet]

That broker must be upset now. Cuz now he's gotta eat the yams.

[@MooMooShiny]

This was perfection xD

[@nickirichards5617]

Goddamnit these are so great xD

[@skydaplaya6]

“I hate yams. Now I gotta eat em”

[@oventi_]

Sinatra's Call me maybe! 🤣

[@THEGEORGEDUDE13]

holyy GUAC.

[@not_henry_the_fifth]

HOLY GUAC!

[@chancebrinkman-sull1424]

Holy shit Chagrin Falls is my hometown!

[@Yareyous]

the humor is the same no matter who acts it.

[@brandonhopkins6251]

so this is what the inside of a muffin looks like

[@mevicky100]

“WHAT ARE YOU? YOU TURN COINS INTO FOOD? _SIDES??_ ”

[@tofumom8601]

i actually like these videos more than jake and amir! keep it up. you deserve so much more views! i wish all your old fans knew you were here. i only found out because i decided to watch old jake and amir videos and happened to read 1 comment about headgum as i was scrolling.

[@blockhasher7957]

i think Geoffrey meant to buy stocks, while he was high on weed, but people aren't making as much reference to the sub-culture of getting high anymore as much, so it went over everyone's heads

[@sun_showers_6104]

um. pleaseeeeeeeeee work on the sound quality. i was listening to this on my headphones and there was a weird tapping noise throughout the video. but it was really funny. keep making these. with better sound quality. ya know?

[@PlanetRandomness]

JAKE AND AMIR!!!

[@Sohum]

I dont wanna eat em

[@dtownkb]

call it. I fucking love thisd

[@KaelWrit]

welp, now he's gotta eat the yams

[@grimsgraveyard3598]

I use that same alarm to this day does that make me and Amir gullies?

[@quarkgluonplasma9764]

A coin flip trick for this slick rick makes the chicks...SICK

[@indigojack99]

Mornin Hoss!