Jake and Amir: Tipping

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[@ralphmellish845]

Idk if anyone's still watching these but the "poodle tartare cuz he's raw dogging the non-readers" gave me my first laugh in months

[@samb8414]

I LOVED JT

[@jackoparr]

Always watching

[@CheeseBurgerSugar]

I’ll watch these forever and ever 😁😁

[@jackkingsby116]

Oh we're still watching hehehe

[@jackkingsby116]

@@whyfuckinchannel I try to give it like 3-6 month breaks but everytime I come back my friends get annoyed cause everything I say is some obscure quote.

[@LLAnimations]

"Have you been to a funeral before?" "Yeah I've been to hundreds!" Best line ever xD

[@TaterTots620]

it's called poodle tartar because he's raw doggin' the non readers GENIUS

[@tristramwebb9878]

I don't get it

[@TaterTots620]

+Tristram Webb think about it.

[@markmcmillan4233]

Noooo!

[@aarav3890]

I don't get it either

[@corican]

Steak tartar is a dish of raw minced beef. Poodle is a type of dog.

[@Mechsrule1]

Don't forget guys, Leron is gay. With 9 kids. And an ex-boyfriend called Parm.

[@Mechsrule1]

Well he had 7 of the kids at the same time. And when he showed up that one time, he also seemed to be about the same age as Amir. He's also Amir's adopted cousin, since Amir's parents are only children.

[@Morrissey2k]

And he smells like fish sticks

[@shinjinobrave]

It's 2015, like, how is that of note to you?

[@Mechsrule1]

And it seems he's not anymore, since Leron divorced Amir.

[@AirBulletin]

+Scootaloo 009 sale or sam ?

[@elyh2159]

2 questions: 1: how does Micky always answer in one ring 2: why does he even answer at all

[@superbot3994]

He's got a lot of free time, I guess.

[@succmythiccness1238]

he fuckin micky

[@patriotsfan123]

Because Amir is his friend and he wants to talk to him.

[@JoeyPepperoni101]

Ely Harper he always calls on a work day so he’s by a phone and no caller id

[@mickeynotmouse]

Micky is a real ed helms of himself

[@CpttCanada]

"Johnathan Squat aka Jack Shit" killed me.

[@jingerstorm]

my favorite line

[@kickhuggy]

I just noticed that amir just learned gifts aren't required, but he had a script ready for Micky his friend

[@ginofrench4535]

What's more impressive is that he doesn't know the alphabet and yet still wrote a script.

[@kickhuggy]

Gino French hahaha, I like how absurd this show is

[@saramarsh502]

He writes as fast as he posts on reddit and as fast as he puts on sunglasses

[@akulahirpada1993]

You wizard, you warlock

[@Roronoa2zoro]

There's a disconnect here.

[@thetstandsforstupid2818]

thoughts about this episode: 1. Leron's gay yet for some reason he choreographed an orgy with 7 different women 2. Amir's hair looks cute in this 3. Every single line, delivery, and facial expression in this episode is golden and I can't decide which is my favorite part

[@ionaralls1378]

T BoIick I

[@NDJunction]

I seriously wonder how old his cousin is. If only they could hold it together (facial expressions especially, except Geoff) now that they're doing headgum

[@jonahlevinsohn8745]

fuck his hair is cute in this

[@chilldude30]

I love the exultated "UHH" Amir gives after he finishes his diatribe to mickey and hangs up

[@pdpgb]

"The only thing I owe you Mickey is a visit from my friend Johnathan Squat, aka Jack Shit"

[@figgledoi]

Have you ever been to a funeral? Yah hundreds!

[@figgledoi]

I still laugh out loud at this every time i watch it.

[@figgledoi]

Yep laughed out loud again

[@StevenRogers268]

Haha I'm the same way

[@Dr.GuglioTepTep]

Can't even begin to understand why this is so funny

[@nucc1331]

Glenn Spice learn

[@jackconrath-sweeney4176]

I love that there’s always going to be a solid Jake and Amir community. It’s become a part of us

[@ninjaXkitty1234]

Favorite of all time. "Jonathan Squat aka Jack Shit" I love Amir :3

[@Silverwind87]

Cause ya know what, Mickey? GIFTS AIN'T LEGAL, MICKEY!

[@PalaceIV]

Yes, they are.

[@brendontompa-clinch2306]

That part makes me laugh everytime

[@logansmith6342]

I love this series so much. I find myself always coming back and chuckling at the quirky irreverent humor of this masterpiece of a sitcom

[@Ryzanify44]

Logan Smith original Rhett and Link

[@nilsberglund4773]

“It’s not quirky, cheeky, or irreverent. It’s not even humor. “

[@sqipio3358]

@@nilsberglund4773 have you seen the British office?

[@octopusph.d7737]

so many great lines in this one

[@josiahls4859]

I pisses me off how amazingly funny the series is, like, I have a hard time finding anything new on KZbin that comes close to this

[@paul_warner]

The poodle tartare line will never fail to make me laugh off my ass

[@NateWild]

See, what makes this episode good is that the topic keeps shifting, from the alphabet, to Leron's newsletter, to Mickey. It could have had numerous titles, like "Birthday Present" or "Newsletter" or "Alphabet" or something. It feels more like we're living Amir's life.

[@Thomas-hh2yu]

And the topic of tipping only takes up like 5 seconds

[@Lightwaverable]

"Mickey my friend" is my favorite line by Amir.

[@nickicrump9256]

Rewatching this series while in a really low point in my life. Thank you for these

[@TheSecondBeef]

Hope things get better for you

[@JesterBumbleBee]

You pressured me with fake social norms.... LOL

[@joemcguire9988]

I love that the barrier to Jake being impressed or not is, by his own admission, where Amir started; implying that if Amir did start from the beginning Jake would be impressed

[@AirBulletin]

"i ended at r...R, Q" LOOOOL

[@springboxlp1370]

IKR haha

[@jesusthroughmary]

+Hamza Bajwa Wow, learn the alphabet!

[@charlesbarrios9875]

A: "7 different moms you idiot. They choreographed." J: "That seems less likely" *Nick Cannon enters chat*

[@pinkycheeks]

HAHAHAHA WOW 👏

[@WerewolfGuyyy]

lol, love how jake just skipped over the fact amir has been to hundreds of funerals

[@jeffcoad531]

dooon't bring a gift to a funeral, cmon man hahahaha

[@ashley-px4qt]

"Have you even been to a funeral?" "Yeah I've been to hundreds!"

[@linnea6527]

"Splinter-free and polished since '93 and holished!"

[@SeahawkSTRIKE]

aye gurl lemme chew that bubblegum

[@jungkooktrash4739]

jake and amir is like a comedy that takes you like 2 seconds later to really laugh at the joke.

[@SmashTactics]

I still can't believe they never explored why Amir has been to "hundreds" of funerals.

[@dynaboyjl.4220]

I love how even Amir is slightly weirded out by Leron taking a dump on public libraries.

[@Bawwwwssss]

i've seen every episode and i still love watching these 8 years later. so god damn funny

[@guymitchell3557]

"I've been to hundreds!" Such an underrated line

[@VijiogFrito]

Jake and amir has this power over me to make me watch 20 episodes after i say to myself "this is the last one, i need to sleep"

[@mazieh8831]

Amir’s intensity when doing the mickey dialogue is amazing, doesn’t even blink

[@SkylarRuloff]

Really if you think about it, the alphabet isn't that important because the letters could be in any order and it wouldn't matter.

[@manavnaik1607]

What about for dictionaries to keep information organized? But thats about it.

[@dusk565]

+Skylar Ruloff Really if you think about it, numbers aren't that important because the numbers could be in any order and it wouldn't matter. NOW ADD FUCKER. GOOD LUCK.

[@jeffbrondo6831]

+dusk565 Bad logic. Numbers have an order. 2 is 1 more than 1 and so on and on and on. The alphabet is only in the order it is strictly for the purpose of organization. The original comment also was wrong because knowing the alphabet despite what order allows you to write and read.

[@dusk565]

Jeff Brondo Bad logic? Nah. Bad you.

[@jeffbrondo6831]

dusk565 Great reply... I cannot dismiss the reference and how it was perfectly timed. Kudos.

[@dewbs815]

I wonder if Mickey even exists or if Amir just uses these conversations to get Jake's attention...

[@TheCooderix]

He exists in the '' jake and amir world '' probably but not in '' real life ''.

[@raywar3]

What Coll Eerix says, plus he's Jake's brother in real life and in this JandA world.

[@NinjaMcCondor]

CaptainRay You're thinking of Jake's brother Micah I think.

[@raywar3]

Connor McCulley Oh, okay. I'm not sure though since I think there was this episode where Jake tells Amir to stop harassing his brother on the phone. But if he isn't, then is there a video showing who he is?

[@florian8218]

CaptainRay Hardly Working: Birthdays, Jake and Amir: Micah But he's much older now.

[@JaggerDaBombs]

for some reason, anytime jake calls amir buddy, it makes me laugh so hard

[@jessesegel2606]

Amir says Mickey's name eleven times in this video, making for a total of 39 times in the series thus far.

[@provyprov]

holy shit so many subtle jokes i could barely keep up

[@kylehankin6770]

I've never stopped watching these videos and now there's gonna be new comments? I deserve so much more than this.

[@qsmith2514]

Even worse. You deserve less.

[@DarkSaintElite21]

Amit has been to hundreds of funerals...

[@OwenPlant532]

I love how Amir can memorize a script and still struggle to remember the alphabet

[@dannyfoster9420]

What if Mickey is one of Doobs' middle names and this is why he hates Amir?

[@bunnyfaceperson123]

Mickey doesnt hate Amir. Also, if it really was doobs, Amir wouldnt be calling him Mickey, he'd make up some version of it to spite doobs

[@BahselAridi]

With the new episode that came out today we have finally come to the conclusion that Mickey and Doobs are two different individuals..

[@philipwesselhofff]

Mickey is Ed Helms!

[@dannyfoster9420]

After the finale, I stand corrected :D

[@finzer2]

Danny Foster His middle name is Anthony, good idea though

[@vatsalmishra28]

"You'd be surprised" "I am surprised" Kills me every time!

[@LOLZYMCLOLZ]

Why does Mickey fall for Amir's tricks everytime?

[@HeadofIbis]

He doesn't.

[@4HeartsChelsea]

Merpelicous He wants to believe in the best of people.

[@HeadofIbis]

4HeartsChelsea No he doesn't, he's just lonely, he has nobody to talk to but the creepy stuffed bird on his desk so he calls Amir because he's the only person who would accept the call, and even refer to him as "my friend", it's worth putting up with Amir's crap just to experience that golden moment, however fleeting.

[@SuperNemx]

Merpelicous cause its in the script

[@ballisticpineapples3513]

"Have you been to a funeral?""Yeah, I've been to hundreds."I'm dying.

[@mynameisnotjoshua645]

You ever been to a funeral bud? Yeah, hundreds! Such an underrated line

[@wongIgnow]

"1st time not giving a shi*ter" XD Haha, so good.

[@cappy6360]

"yesterday I ended at r...r, q..." is in the running for my favorite line of the series

[@slycooper459]

Wow I never even noticed that

[@luanlopes8079]

Don't bring a gift to a funeral. Best line ever

[@thesuperherosoul]

“Haven’t you ever been to any funerals?” “Yeah hundreds”

[@SeraphsWitness]

It's called a bereavement gift.

[@Mourtzouphlos240]

Oh wow that look he gives at the end really puts it over the top

[@PogieJoe]

I love Amir's look around this time. :D

[@shaazy]

Oh Amir, how do you switch it up between crazy and subtle so brilliantly

[@decaomoral]

"Long time caller, first time not-giving-a-shitter" is officially my incoming message

[@MrMuel1205]

"Have you ever been to a funeral?" "Yeah, I've been to hundreds."

[@PaleRaida13]

"DON'T bring a gift to a funeral man!" "Something small, something nice" "Have you ever been to a funeral?" "Yeah, I've been to hundreds!" ...damn lol xD

[@Mr225gabe]

Im so happy I havent watched Jake and Amir in like a year and there are so many new videos! Jake and Amir marathon!

[@iandaniel2895]

Anyone in 2024 will very much relate to this video

[@familyguy8184]

Yup.

[@leafyishereisdumbnameakath4259]

No I know the alphabet

[@familyguy8184]

@@leafyishereisdumbnameakath4259 wel if you have to ask then you don’t know

[@taliakellegg5978]

This episode is all over the place it's great

[@DannMann7]

Have you ever been to a funeral? Yeah, I've been to hundreds

[@silicalnz3008]

Did you bring a gift?

[@DaRealPielover1987]

One of my favorite Jake and Amir

[@ElvisLivesUpstairs]

"That ship has DOCKED!"

[@alchased]

The value of an honest smile and cheery demeanor will never be replaced by a few dollars.

[@Biruk2002]

Drunk as a kite. Makes total sense.

[@mr.grizzly_builds6505]

I love the fluidity of this sketch

[@MeaniepieRoo]

"Jonathan Squat aka Jack Shit" 😂 dying

[@OneHindo]

I love it when he says "Mickey my friend" lol!

[@53prime]

I liked the punchline at the end.

[@KaiWhiteFox]

"No, right? Buddy come on" haha I loved it.

[@alexdoodlebug07]

The the employers of food establishments pay the employees themselves instead of customers paying extra? just a thought

[@dordor147sback]

Right, and to do that the employers would have to get more money, which means they'll want the customer to pay more money. You're probably five or some shit so don't hurt yourself thinking about it.

[@mattwilkinson5794]

My favourite Jake and Amir episode ever

[@Superdarkcloud666]

1:37 It's typically very rude to go to the funeral of someone who killed themselves if you're the reason why, Amir.

[@Ov3rshot]

My favorite Jake and Amir episode

[@dylanthompson5807]

Was Leron the original Jon Wolf?

[@Fitzmagic95]

"Showed up drunk as a Kite." Best think ive herd in awhile.

[@pitlempens1491]

I'm telling my future kids this is Resevoir Dogs

[@GameWiz1305]

Thank you KZbin for recommending Jake and Amir in 2024. Still funny as hell

[@ParatonnerreMusic]

Holy Guac! I'm never tipping again!

[@donutves]

This is one of the most impressive amir word play episodes

[@RyanLynch1]

Johnathan Squat, Esquire

[@rednaxela179]

I swear that collegehumor have a campaign to keep me up late at night, prevent me from doing homework and generally make me procrastinate, ah collegehumor, how I love thee.

[@tardersauce3578]

“Yesterday I ended at r! R q.” Greay

[@jdg112580]

i love the.jake.and amir sketches keep em up

[@DixieCronin]

Even though I've never seen Mickey, I love him. He still picks up the phone every time Amir calls him.

[@whaleboatstudios31]

Micky!

[@Facehead090]

"Wow, learn the alphabet." Amir's face after that! OH LORD THAT WAS PRICELESS!

[@cappy6360]

I’ve seen about as many movies as funerals Amir has been to and never heard a line as amazing as “Jonathan squat aka Jack shit”…also I’m happy that Amir learned how to properly use aka!

[@altidego989]

He regressed because I’m pretty sure he doesn’t know how to use aka in a later episode

[@cinman273]

thanks for that while the video was playing i was completely ignoring it. You're very helpful.

[@lukieswrld]

drunk as a kite 😂

[@bunnyfaceperson123]

high as a knife

[@calista6793]

I love how at the end of this really long and ridiculous conversation they still circle back to the alphabet

[@kylieh6304]

can amir stop being so cute its not fair.... lets start a petition to make him not as cute....put your name below to sign it

[@valkyriefandango252]

I know right, did you see his new haircut all shaved at the sides a stuff! Unacceptable!

[@kylieh6304]

Valkyrie Fandango yeah! It's like... worms!

[@valkyriefandango252]

W-worms?

[@kylieh6304]

+Valkyrie Fandango FRICKIN WORMS

[@valkyriefandango252]

Kylavixen I... uh..Y-yeah, FRICKIN WORMS!?!?!?

[@SilverSkitty]

Amir's rant was brilliant. And I love how the guy's name is Mickey.

[@Nikhilinho]

drunk as a kite

[@NealChauhan]

The bomb schematic joke is my absolute favourite

[@gabriele1996x]

Gifts ain't legal mickey

[@cphase28]

Man i love these two guys

[@nickbruce6859]

I miss when CH was good

[@nickbruce6859]

Full benefits was good. Phantom of the office was good. Those are both branch offs of hardly working.

[@shipwreck9146]

That moment when you learn that Amir plans out every time he calls Mickey.

[@jimmyisdeath]

Waiters and Waitresses get less pay than someone who works at McDonald's. Yeah they need tips. Also they have to do taxes on their tips.

[@katianovakk]

Basically it's restaurant expecting you as the customer to make up the rest of their employees' measly paycheck. It's sad, really, those greedy assholes....

[@jimmyisdeath]

What gets me is that you have to do taxes on your tips. The government wants to take money from your tips. They take it from your paycheck and tips.

[@katianovakk]

jimmymaydie3 If people can find a way to take more money from you they will.

[@jimmyisdeath]

I know this, but it's bullshit. Also I learn, if you're a waitress/waiter and you get a penny as a tip. The person you served was not happy. It means the service sucked, or service sucked and I'm never coming back. Heads down is the latter.

[@alexdoodlebug07]

doodl3bugg13 omg u also have doodlebug in ur name

[@nomancanbeatpanda]

Splinter free and polished since 93 and HOLLISHED

[@Fivehe]

Sooo college humour makes this video about how non-tippers are assholes, then later make a video about how you shouldn't tip