I Met The Most Portland Woman Ever - Stand Up Comedy - Geoffrey Asmus

[@GeoffreyAsmus]

Hey kids. Thanks for watching. Come see me on tour. Buy tix here - linktr.ee/Geoffreyatm11 I'm doing shows in Seattle, Point Pleasant NJ, Indianapolis, Missoula, Tulsa, Spokane, Fort Collins, Saranac Lake, Fargo, Sioux Falls, Calgary, Edmonton, Memphis, Arkansas, St. Louis, Detroit and somehow more. Join my mailing list to find out when I'm performing in your city - eepurl.com/h_HMIX

[@gabrielgreen9883]

You fucking rock!!!

[@gabrielgreen9883]

Are Donald Trump's illegitimate son?

[@DustyLeeSledge]

There is no God. I just want people to stop knocking on my door and asking me.

[@billbates7569]

Cum to Quezada in Albuquerque.

[@jawharp9467]

My favorite anagram for Geoffrey Asmus is: Egos may suffer.

[@DSled]

*anagram :-)

[@jawharp9467]

@@DSled Thanks! Fixed.

[@GeoffreyAsmus]

Hahahaha

[@brasshouse-fireball]

That’s pretty good but also pretty creepy. You looked at his name too long. Stop doing that

[@cp-sh9nj]

@@brasshouse-fireballwhatever asshouser

[@hatchetman664]

the tarot cards weren't ready for a reading from the Alpha

[@pnwesty7174]

"Does he make dreamcatchers or something?" 😂

[@pwrhr]

Portland crowdwork: fish in a barrel

[@GeneralBlorp]

Like Plugs in a comically oversized ear hole

[@DogCult666]

I was at the late show after this and Geoffrey was STILL talking about the tarot card lady 😂😂😂

[@pnwesty7174]

"The cards said the show would be trash." 🤣

[@thisisit5150]

Best line 😂

[@codyrainwater]

The crowd was wrong for that, thank you for keeping them honest

[@JadAWESOME210]

Man in the audience was *crazy* clutch with the Garfield tag. If I said that I'd coast on that high for years. 8:11

[@kace999]

Notice that our beloved protagonist didn't name the presidents before and after...

[@VitaKet]

@@kace999 I mean it was clipped... he easily could have.

[@jakoviac]

The kid just doesn’t miss

[@fieldcrow]

My first comment Mr. Asthma. You are in my top 3 personal favorites. Bill Burr and Shane the others. I’m old and about a year ago I spent two months recovering from a prostate thang. On my smart TV I got into comedy as the new rock ‘n’ roll. I saw you on some podcast that I think was around the Toronto Comedy Festival. There was a funny Brit on. You had me from ‘Me so Muslim’ and ‘All women are sex workers’. Your show clips are great and I really like the podcast and your partner -‘the Sorrow of Moldavia’. Good guitar playing. I’m a History nerd as well. I wish you elephant dollars and on your own terms.

[@GeoffreyAsmus]

Hahaha this is a great comment. Daniel Sloss will kill me if I don’t correct you and say he is Scottish not British

[@fieldcrow]

My apologies to the Scotsman ha ha, I love Scotland. Traveled all over there recently as a duffer abroad. I grew up in Mississippi and have lived in Nashville since 1983. Where are you playing in Memphis?

[@fieldcrow]

My apologies to the Scotsman ha ha, I love Scotland. Traveled all over there recently as a duffer abroad. I grew up in Mississippi and have lived in Nashville since 1983. Where are you playing in Memphis? Oh yeah, they are still ‘Brits’ though right? They pointedly are not in 🇮🇪

[@speakatron5634]

@@fieldcrow Yep, Englishman here, I can confirm you can call a Scottish person British (as Britain is made up of England, Scotland, and Wales) but NEVER call them English 😂

[@LiterateDuck]

The alpha comedy has really leveled up since the beard.

[@sirjohnmara]

Yes, The beard is KEY! Also Comedy IQ of like 127 is great (This is a VERY realistic IQ, everyone writes "IQ 3000": That's not a thing...) JFK was at IQ 119. Forrest Gump 75.

[@blank_intensity]

the more bearded and disheveled the better!

[@dane3030]

Resting January 6th face! 😂

[@panckreous]

For anyone else it'd be a clickbait headline. Here, we know it's going to be downplaying it before even watching. The amount of fascinating people we've seen glimpses of through these crowdwork clips over the last year+ has been so interesting. I'd absolutely pay for a special of just the extended clips of these interactions.

[@GeoffreyAsmus]

A few long montages of the greatest hits are coming soon

[@psicobassmanecdqemsd]

@@GeoffreyAsmus thank you, kind Sir.

[@satchellrobert]

Who needs health insurance when you’re such an alpha. Keep it up man.

[@brandonwilliams4112]

jesus, how the hell in 7th grade social studies did you manage to bring out a dreamcatcher riff so easily hahahaha

[@solibra5608]

Yo Geoffrey just a reminder to keep them clips coming, you rock!!

[@honest1296]

It was one of your best clips. You are dominating the comedic atmosphere like a true pro.

[@paulodavi9166]

Holy crap, this was fire! Crushin' as always. Maybe one of my favourites.

[@pbbdmedia]

You crushed that set. Loved the show. Portland loves ya.

[@TommyLikeTom]

That woman is my hero. The "Money Calling" phone-skin is clearly just a reference to the guy whose credit card and home she is wrecking. Hey, you guys remember when phone covers were called phone-skins?

[@kadejewell]

king of crowd work. get this man more subs

[@therealdial]

Never stop the outros Geoff! Crusshhhhhing!!!!

[@Mdjagg]

I concur

[@DesignRhythm]

This guy should be a comedian!! Rucking Filarious!

[@moontreecollective6718]

This is one of your best ones in a while

[@starksweetheart]

OMG!!! 🤣 Duh... Yes she used his CC, Love that you asked & keep asking... You were talking to a legit SB... Sugar Baby. 💲💰💱 Comedy GOLD! 💯❤️ 3:15

[@PAWLMusic]

I love how many times he switches it up! 😂

[@EstebanDVO]

The sweet baby jesus would be so proud of your set. He'd say "holy shit that's talent"

[@scdub]

Truly some of your best stuff - I can’t wait to see you when you get to Santa Cruz/SanJose!

[@kms4735]

Great work. Wonderfully patient. 😊

[@seanmungavin3223]

Great job dude! I just found you, so I'm watching all of your shit! Maybe I'll be able to catch you in Utah in October. Keep it up!! 👏

[@billtoll]

Great stuff as usual!

[@alidabirnia2882]

I was recently playing guitar with my band and someone said, "you're so good." Next time my response will be, you thought I was gonna suck, didn't you? Fucking gold.

[@anywallsocket]

Bro you do keep getting better 😂

[@IHJello]

Doing a couple rewatches bc I just watched you on 2 or 3 podcasts today and you delivered.

[@DevinRay88]

That shit was great man I was literally crying laughing at multiple different points of this one 😂 keepin kickin ass bro you’re def getting better and better as time goes on

[@MrSknottykid]

Killing it! I’ll definitely catch you live when you swing through town again.

[@psicobassmanecdqemsd]

Holy fucking shit, that’s one of the greatest comedy clips I’ve ever seen!

[@michaelflorence66]

Excited u coming to Indianapolis again. Never heard of spot u going to be at. Look forward to your show. Stay blessed

[@sirjohnmara]

I NEED to find that podcast! Thanks from Sweden - I hope you come here - to Stockholm! That was MASTER-Class! "Tell your friends...- Babu". Already shared to friends that GET real comedy!

[@emerys18tv67]

Hopefully you come to Boston soon!

[@GeoffreyAsmus]

Coming back in early 2025. Love Boston. sign up for my dumb email list and ill let you know when those tix go on sale - eepurl.com/h_HMIX

[@jakestripe929]

You’re amazing brother, I hope the best for you and the next tour

[@alexanderheathen2628]

Nailed it once again. If youre ever passing through north central Washington and want to do a show between Seattle and Spokane, we have a nice barn.

[@thesingingtown]

It's honestly amazing you survived the absolute deluge of women wanting to know president facts after the show

[@clintdevine5162]

Absolutely hilarious. You're an awesome stand up comedian!

[@Spinmcallister007]

You're the best chuckle merchant in the game Geoff! We need you to do more shows in Arizona.

[@zachlightcap2179]

Portland... Indian German family.. Palshicar ... Valedictorian was my rowing buddy....Shreeyash... On the Moms side, may have 'stsrted a religion' in Walla Walla Washington - William Davies - Church of the Firstborn - a Mormon offshoot

[@hankadelicflash]

Dude, I've often thought about trying stand up, but watching you is so intimidating, I have to watch a bad comedian after to get my bearings, lol. I'm bummed I missed your LA show, I'm actually headed to Minnesota next week fir the Fourth, I was gonna try and get some of my cousins to go see you in Minneapolis (I'm the guy who's family came from Arlington if you remember or care), but I see it's sold out, damn, gonna miss it again, congratulations to you though.

[@SKIDSnSTUFF]

If even 10% of comedians could hold a candle to Geoffrey, it would save me hours of scrolling youtube slop.

[@GeoffreyAsmus]

Oh damnnnn yea minneapolis is a small room so it sold out quick. I’ll be back in LA this winter though

[@hankadelicflash]

@@GeoffreyAsmus I'll make sure to see it thiat time, promise. I might even sit in the front row! Lol

[@panckreous]

@@hankadelicflash help me remind @GeoffreyAsmus that a. Bakersfield or wherever the fuck else outside of LA is not LA and b. When he finally came to Hollywood he did it on the most competitive weekend in comedy and still sold out the Improv. At this point he sells out there or the Laugh Factory or Comedy Store easily when he comes back. (As the alpha he already knows this, it's his agent(s) we have to ensure aren't little timid whatevers)

[@hankadelicflash]

@@panckreous A) Lol, and B) You're right, Geoffrey, add a show at the new Laugh Factory in Covina, that's right down the street from me! You can crash here, lol.

[@KidontheSlope]

Killing it!

[@davidarellano870]

I don't see Matt Rife putting this quality out!!

[@nathanwood8431]

Bless her heart.

[@alvareza21able]

U crushed that one😂.

[@kevink2020]

This guys amazing!

[@Chulpichochos]

I just try to enjoy the neverending avalanche of content Geoffrey puts out now, cause once he gets to the level he deserves, he probably just gonna put out specials and leave us fiending

[@julienkergot6581]

great crowd work !

[@Peetreesaur]

Incredible stuff!

[@speakatron5634]

Brightened my day

[@DrDanWeaver]

Very much enjoying, Geoff. 👍

[@AV4U2]

bro, that was scary sad actually... thanks for doing your shows. Stay safe. Peace

[@rrj6919]

Glad I came across you. If I win the lottery (or my getaway driver comes through) I'll fly over to the US and come to your show

[@sterlingfury]

Very very happy you think you are getting better...i had firgotten you but I am enjoying you very much once again 😂😂😂😂😂

[@kiefershanks4172]

The laugh gets me. You going places bro

[@herpderp4073]

Thank you for bringing so much joy in my life (all be it with the lowest form of art)

[@TheOriginalCaptainTrips]

1st time seeing Geoffrey Asmus... very funny

[@Whathatsmellike]

Such a good show!

[@yournate]

great work Ge-off!

[@DirtyDovi]

Masterfully done as always, Geoff! And for what it's worth . . . The white-slave rif was GOLD! 🤘🤣

[@PT_911]

@11:00 🍆🫡 "I love em - they're racist! That's pretty sick in my book" 😂.

[@jordandaniels2924]

Love your comedy Geoffrey!

[@jankowalski6691]

Good stuff!!!

[@pmipjv]

You are gold!

[@rvfa3541]

the 🐐 with anotha banger

[@DRKcompany]

The Sanctuary / Farm Joke was great

[@Mark-ms4ze]

Agreed best clip I've seen 😂. Come to Boston

[@GeoffreyAsmus]

Coming in Januaryyyy. sign up for my dumb email list and ill let you know when those tix go on sale - eepurl.com/h_HMIX

[@jfgoodrow]

My new favorite

[@yairleal5873]

7:30 I’m weak 😂😂😂

[@jakemathers4137]

This is the funniest shit ever hahaha dude I’ve sent this to my buddies and they all die laughing!! Come to Austin Tx I’ll be at each show!

[@GeoffreyAsmus]

doing Austin in Marchhhh. Sign up for my dumb email list and I’ll let you know when tix go on sale - eepurl.com/h_HMIX

[@samin6918]

Bro your content is topnotch

[@acdefg1001]

Love it!

[@Rhakete]

Good to know us Alphas can finally openly talk about how much we love Twilight. (Audio in this one is so clear, real nice 👌🏻)

[@blankface_]

Beard looks great

[@St0ckwell]

COME TO BRASEEL

[@landmonitor-lsd5634]

See you in Calgary. If you buy weed while you’re there, you can’t go wrong with Simply Bare, 1964, Broken Coast, Carmel, Joi, Melt, Valhalla, Dab Bods, or Ness. None of those are slouches. Looking forward to the show!

[@dustytrag]

Geoff you fuck me up dude. I want to go on tour with you but as part of the audience, I enjoy it that much.

[@ianperry2997]

As a some one born and raised in Portland. This all checks out 😢

[@aarondavidboyce37]

Putting in work brother ✌️😎

[@elpatudo3670]

Killing it AGAIN!!! 💥 🍻 🤙🏽 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@dakotamochi]

Come to Rumor’s Comedy Club in Winnipeg already sir

[@GeoffreyAsmus]

I swear to god its on the docket for early 2025. sign up for my dumb email list and ill let you know when those tix go on sale - eepurl.com/h_HMIX

[@ianmackinlay8925]

Nailed that one 👌

[@stephanlee5804]

Love it

[@PeopleLovesDiamond]

Great ending you earned my comment.

[@chrisschaab2940]

Come to calgary!

[@GeoffreyAsmus]

Coming there in September. Tix just went on sale here - laughshopcalgary.com/details/?slug=geoffrey-asmus-2

[@Megrrs93]

This is quite the encounter wow hahaha

[@kobalt9948]

very good. Some may even claim you are so good.

[@robslack5468]

You are legit amazing. Ego well deserved!

[@TommyLikeTom]

"comin' ain't easy" was perfect, please say that again

[@michaelmontoro9986]

come to San Diego!!!

[@GeoffreyAsmus]

Doing 5 shows there in decemberrr. sign up for my dumb email list and ill let you know when those tix go on sale - eepurl.com/h_HMIX

[@jrverde218]

That was great

[@robert_eckstein]

" I don't think you should have a sanctuary. That's called a farm to many" 😂

[@kerch-e]

Great standup, great sign off.

[@SarahConnor2029]

Best at crowd work!

[@abfleks]

Very, very cool.