If I Cringe, I Drink

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[@That_One_Furby]

kwite may be pregnant, but he delivers way more than babies

[@sentienttoaster6961]

the babies are just extra flavoring

[@Doodleandcompany]

@@sentienttoaster6961yummers🤤

[@theburntpan]

he works at amazon too? damn people really weren't kidding when they said that amazon work conditions were awful

[@monsteranderyourebead3271]

are though felt the warm and loving embrace of loving guardian in though youth ??? Or thought tempted by the sin that is the so named sugar mommy/daddy that I personally prefer to call glucose guardians ???

[@shroomly2841]

@@sentienttoaster6961I grind them into fresh paprika and ranch powder for my popcorn

[@OhABEAR]

12:50 "this goes hard?..........bro im hard" 💀

[@sheepers2798]

I agree with kwite on that second part

[@tikitere]

They get some pretty good lifts ngl

[@space-diny7667]

Um that’s uh not wait uh

[@userinker004]

i mean..

[@Hikaru_Sekki197]

Im NOT hearing anyone out.

[@HoodieHorizon]

6:22 submitting this was my magnum opus

[@SpaceArrow222]

i hate you /j

[@barneyisfat7715]

You monster…

[@froyoprochikin]

W choice

[@caffeinecatsandsarcasim4276]

:(

[@robuxyyyyyyyyyy4708]

Evil genius

[@CakeInALake]

we're getting alcohol poisoning with this one 🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥💯💯

[@Tanner_PookieBoo]

That’s a thing..?

[@apupthatdraws1001]

@@Tanner_PookieBooIf fucking water poisoning is a thing, overloading your liver with alcohol absolutely is

[@veinfish]

@@Tanner_PookieBoonaahhhhh, it’s not.

[@kattkittykatt]

@@Tanner_PookieBoo yes ıt ıs

[@spleens4200]

I fucking thought you said we’re getting alcohol pregnant

[@slimeburger7644]

It's a funny phenomenon in which what people see as cringe is more likely to be funny and what people see as funny can more likely be cringe

[@peequill]

cringe phenomenon*

[@fqnoqetuoetgon]

ah yes SlimeBurgers cringe dilemma

[@blackrosejinx5563]

The guy with the whole werewolf POV wouldn’t be as bad if he didn’t have hair that looked like it was too small for his head

[@junktruck]

His head is shaped like a pear

[@vexywexypoo]

He used to have a better haircut

[@blackrosejinx5563]

@@vexywexypoo why tf did he change it 😭

[@adudewhoasked7123]

@@blackrosejinx5563I made him change it

[@AlienOnPhone]

​@@blackrosejinx5563truth or dare

[@-MelodyMoment-]

6:37 the fact someone made this image without a hint of irony is so funny 😭

[@Hoshino_Arumono]

WHERES THE OG 🙏

[@uh3610]

WHY IS IT WELL PAINTED😭

[@Chris-fq9eb]

As an Irish person, I'm glad to feel welcomed into the Kwommunity 👍👍

[@topbottomswitch]

As an American, I'm busting so hard rn 😫😩🗣🔥

[@Chris-fq9eb]

@@topbottomswitch neat 👍🏻

[@grammy_hnng]

kwommunism

[@Northkoreanspy20]

​@@grammy_hnng Did someone say communism

[@sophiacurran785]

Same bro 😎

[@saltandlight2379]

I appreciate how you’re honest about most of this stuff not being that cringe rather than acting like you’re the average contact farmer who acts like anything weird is cringe

[@Millticker]

I don't like to correct spelling mistakes but I just find the idea of a "contact farmer" so funny, I just imagine someone friending everyone they can on social media or something

[@saltandlight2379]

@@Milltickeroh lmao I didn’t realize I said “contact” instead of content oops

[@uh3610]

*cough* *cough* pegasus *cough* *cough*

[@moldinggraveyard]

That one guy..with the angry bird..I'm double jointed in all my fingers so I move my fingers and hands a specific way so I don't like like an alien...that...that was my man right there..

[@qxtuvoslays]

MY HANDS DO THAT, I THOUGHT THAT WAS NORMAL 😭

[@jessicaholscher4097]

11:19 that girl is so good at the satire that i almost hate her at times, but then i remember that just means it's good satire and i delveop more and more respect for her.

[@jukeboxraven]

11:13 THE CHEWBACCA CRY I CANT

[@yourcordialvermillionchapw2398]

It sounded like Jorgen Von Stranglers Warcry XD

[@yetibeenz]

Bro is dying

[@steveoevo]

It sounded like the attack titan

[@gaypossum1790]

This stream was 8 fucking hours and i was there for every single minute

[@Rayne_cos]

same bro

[@HoodieHorizon]

I missed most of the stream cause I was at work and I was just like "nbd I'll just watch the vod" only to discover that it was an 8 hour stream that had to be nuked

[@gh0stdoll]

did u like mine?? i sent in the bug lolipop at 5:43 :3

[@gaypossum1790]

@@gh0stdoll you're a fucking evil genius (but you shoulve just sent a vid of someone jangling chains,woulda worked 10× better for kwite-)

[@Mozzarellapumpkin]

Monetized alcoholism

[@kknnetty]

i found out what yiff meant from a fnaf fan game called day shift at freddys. at the time i barely spoke english so i looked the word up. Regret is all i feel. That thumbnail brought back a lot of memories id rather not remember.

[@lokiweb2165]

Poor soul

[@AceTechn0]

Lmao SAME BRO, I was like “yiff? what’s that?”, looked it up, and now I’m into anthro characters to this day 😭 I sometimes wish I was just normal

[@catboy6451]

Do not yiff the fox

[@thedeadmen6762]

Why hello there, Old Sport.

[@soaringspirits2267]

​@AceTechn0 Poor dude. :( Pretty funny, as a story, though.

[@Jordan_DoesStuff]

12:52 THE FUCKING INCINEROAR COSPLAY IM DEAD

[@SebastianMoreno-ki3qg]

Do you know by any chance their @? Asking for a friend

[@catWithFunkyFace]

dude the fucking deku roblox shit had me wheezing

[@spicymeatandseafoodfry6648]

funniest thing in the vid ngl

[@Alice-inky]

SAME

[@mr_poaty4228]

The image being stretched everytime he yells somewhat makes it funnier.

[@monsterberger7728]

Fucking poe's law got me why-

[@djtheninja3351]

“This kitty ain’t afraid to use her claws” I’m not afraid to dropkick the cat outta ya.

[@hyper_lynx]

Ah yes, brain trauma threat funny

[@Gloves-T-Catzero]

And that’s why I’m holding catnip!

[@cottoneenthusiast]

‘Her clause’ OH MY GOD IT’S SANTA’S WIFE

[@-dowob-]

woah one look at kwites avatar an i drunk an entire vodka bottle!

[@danalynch118]

PFFFTTTT

[@KIRISHIMA_IS_MINE]

BAHAH SAVAGE

[@danalynch118]

@@KIRISHIMA_IS_MINE love the username lol

[@KIRISHIMA_IS_MINE]

@@danalynch118 lmao ty

[@danalynch118]

@@KIRISHIMA_IS_MINE Loool

[@BananaDuck-vc8uy]

15:53 definitely a theater kid 🥲

[@uh3610]

Why’d he actually kinda eat that though😭

[@The_Official_Goblin]

8:41 How is that cringe! 😂😂😂 "You were my brother Mort, i loved you!" *"AAAAAAAAAAA"*

[@TabBY_BuGgZ]

Nrother

[@Idwren_404]

fr

[@GoobyGoblin]

12:30 this guy sounds like Homer Simpson 💀

[@Thefox0922]

Haha that’s what I thought

[@mikayla9718]

@@Thefox0922 Me too lol

[@biggamer7001]

11:08 me when playing chess:

[@Changingtesting]

16:25 this kid has me sold, and I have zero doubt that they are 100% a theater kid.

[@drfluffff]

DUDE THAT ONE VIDEO WITH THE “Yk what have her we’re done 😢 WE’RE NOT DONE DADDY ISN’T DONE SPEAKING YET” IS ACTUALLY ONE OF ME AND MY FRIEND’S FAVOURITE VIDEOS, ITS HILARIOUS THAT IT POPPED UP HERE 💀

[@11mcs29]

7:15 kwite turned into a whistle

[@Solesteam]

15:00 Dagnabit, _you_ made _Me_ smile and I was trying so hard to keep a blank face too!

[@BreakfastTheMan]

8:23 why did salad fingers become human 💀

[@Mr_Linear]

I continually forget that Kwite is in the same generation as me and I don’t know if that confuses me more than the fact he still had no legs.

[@NikoX3]

This is more of a “If I Cringe I Win” rather than “If I Cringe I Lose”

[@ThePancakeProductions]

11:13 Golden Freddy jumpscare

[@luna_eclipse93]

10:00 "i'm half Philip"

[@Pindie12321]

8:33 a Danny/Kwite colab would be epic and you can’t change my mind

[@Littlebigman-hx4es]

12:20 blud became an elite from Halo.

[@RatsWith5Layeredcheese-mf2pn]

11:52 ITS SUPPOSED TO BE POSSAY HAIR😭😭😭😭😨😨😭

[@Forrest_47]

15:31 WHY DOES THIS MAN NOT BLINK??????? Edit: Nevermind I paused too soon

[@Emma-um4or]

9:24 KWITE DONT WORRY, THE IRISH LOVE U TOO ❤❤❤❤❤

[@badatgaming9905]

8:07 every kwite viewer is exactly like this.

[@Idwren_404]

can confirm

[@ballhead_guy]

3:03 bros a peanut 💀

[@SawBSketch]

Kwite really knows his average viewer with the thumbnail.

[@ninevehgrey]

Idk if they'll actually be in the video but i love those buff furrys im the thumbnail 😭

[@Hornozilla]

Dude I follow them on Twitter and I've seen em around irl! Real sweet dudes 🥹

[@welshflower]

link the twt i need them

[@TheMarshmallowMushroom]

(12:50)

[@omeiga]

they look like they can cuddle

[@zomboids2100]

Getting spit-roasted between them-

[@genesisofthebetween]

9:40 I recognized this guy instantly, he was in a video about werewolf povs I saw

[@althopper]

9:33 as an irish man, yes

[@jollysnuggle1522]

1:15 is this what kaufmo died for…

[@PearlSnce]

The vtuber model is evolving he puts the twink in twinkling his eyes be like 0v0

[@AkariKubrow]

2:56 Why does he look like a peanut?

[@gamerkid4566-mb9gy]

14:55 I had a goddamn squidward frown

[@GeometricalGames]

This is either alcoholism, masochism, or normal content.

[@Streetcleanergaming]

A mix of the first 2 with a hint of just pure pain

[@scaryemoclown4114]

14:37 rizz so lightskin he became white

[@datoofman4254]

12:56 this made me cringe so hard i am now an alcoholic 🍺🍺🇺🇸🏈🦅

[@arson_e.]

7:10 😭😭😭THE IMAGE AND VOICE COMBINED IS FUCKINFJDISIWOK 💀💀💀

[@Idwren_404]

NOT EVEN CRINGE IM JUST GIGGLING

[@arson_e.]

@@Idwren_404 PURE COMEDYY

[@TheMarshmallowMushroom]

(16:51) how dare they massacre live and learn like that

[@Emperorwolf999]

16:00 that guy's arms are friggin twigs

[@Iloveclorox12]

It's close to midnight Something evil's lurking from the dark Under the moonlight You see a sight that almost stops your heart You try to scream But terror takes the sound before you make it You start to freeze As horror looks you right between your eyes You're paralyzed 'Cause this is thriller Thriller night And no one's gonna save you From the beast about to strike You know it's thriller Thriller night You're fighting for your life Inside a killer thriller tonight, yeah

[@dabearodactyl]

it's puro...

[@corvidking468]

The nails on chalkboard actually made me fucking recoil and squeal Sensory issue moment

[@Dave_d-s-a-f]

0:56 'bible'... Yes thats a bible.

[@housekeyshousekeys]

Kwite's wheezing summoned every dog in the neighborhood

[@EvTheBadConlanger]

1:44 Ngl these types of things make me laugh at how childish and absurd rhey are and i love it

[@lwaysDrawing]

YOU'VE BEEN INFECTED

[@r4d_d3v1l5]

I drank 3 shots when the "Pov: the protective couple on facetime" showed up-

[@squedlly]

Okay honestly, grimace posting with shamrock shake lowkeygoes hard, if anything, vanilla...

[@arson_e.]

8:20 as a regular average kwite viewer, kwite makes me appy

[@ItsThronglinTime]

predicting it now: lots of drinking happens

[@kingdmind]

Kwite has TellTale rendering

[@SnailWithGlasses]

I love doing this challenge except I don’t do the cringe part and I just drink until I pass out.

[@pig4gameryt]

I drunk and drove while watching this

[@DEAD.CH4N]

11:03 PEE_MAN57 WTF!?!😭

[@Tsbfg]

5:52 it’s a necklace and she uses her hands to rotate it

[@_Pear_735]

She?

[@Tsbfg]

Trans?

[@Nemrey]

Dawg I haven’t laughed this hard in a while, appreciate these goofy videos fr shits been ROUGH. Nice to have a second to lose it laughing at a specific Deku image alongside internet strangers lmao

[@user-bk7yx9xg1m]

3:47 I laughed and foamed out of my mouth

[@jamthebrave]

This video is giving me literally chills in the worst way

[@c.d.rstudios4691]

The hit and run music in the beginning goes hard

[@stark1wi]

7:22 ariana grande who

[@NoscoperSans]

16:10 i’m getting sleepy… ZZZ наш слоняра

[@haydenmcwhorter6363]

That woman at 4:40 might deadass be my grandma. She looks so fucking much like her.

[@fishythingy]

😍😍

[@TabBY_BuGgZ]

😍😍😍😍

[@timeblade]

Y’all need to chill 😭

[@kajetankusnierczyk4572]

11:13 Golden freddy ahhh jumpscare sound💀

[@samanthagallegos1976]

Bro, the yell in one of the videos reminded me of golden freddys jumpscare sound😂

[@Ningen_Remover]

"Irish people are some of the only Europeans I love" I'm throwing a fuckin party now

[@simpleyboy0831]

3:55 why his neck fat popping out under the filter

[@whitneypolinski4518]

9:04 THEY TRYNA MAKE GRIMACE KNOCKOFF AND IT HALARIOUS XD

[@burntbeansoup]

2:40 "what an interesting specimen"

[@Goofy_McGee69420]

As a British person, I took that *personally*

[@Streetcleanergaming]

"Person"

[@Goofy_McGee69420]

BRO@@Streetcleanergaming

[@littlewolf6435]

It’s surreal seeing Kyle the tiger in a kwite thumbnail wtf

[@kontkonto6234]

My reaction to cringe is that weird that my mom asked if i need an ambulance

[@Cuddelsthecute]

I almost regained my sanity, and then Kwite posted. Love your vids thank you for making us all suffer

[@microwavecoolguy8551]

9:26 No way you genuinely used "mog" in a sentence

[@oooodlesofnooodles]

oh no kwite became an alcoholic 😭

[@Rydrake6]

"Cringe is merely a a concept of our manifestation." - martin Luther King Jr

[@Idkpleasejustletmechangeit]

"I never said this" - Obama Picasso

[@consumingkazoos]

@@Idkpleasejustletmechangeit "ass n tiddies" -someone somewhere

[@shroomian2739]

8:41 love this guy he has my exact sense of humor but he actually has peak delivery on everything

[@GuayabaSumex]

OMG MY SUBMISSION MADE IT ON TO THE THUMBNAIL I'M SCREAMING

[@akiriathorsteinson7611]

13:26 the chick is just looking at this bullshit like wtf? Ohhhkay then just going to try and forget this even happened

[@SHINeescity]

12:19 when the scream slipped out a second time I LOST IT😭🙏

[@Orphoptics]

Next time you do this,you should accept submissions for what liquor to drink

[@MadAliceInWonderland]

Idk why but the angry birds one was just so funny to me. The way it crashed and then, "NOOOOO!!!" I can't 😭😂

[@sundewwwmiku]

13:00 oh heall no

[@toifoiu]

'this woman has nice feet, i wouldnt mind being the sand' kwite; *loses it*

[@Lorem_Ipsum_Negative]

2:56 Bro looks like the guy from that one movie Soul (also, 9:30, WHAT ABOUT THE SCOTTISH PEOPLE, WE'RE ALRIGHT, A BIT DRUNK SOMETIMES BUT WE'RE ALRIGHT)

[@Lizze_Likes_Sneks]

Mans is still one of my favorite bald creators.

[@fr3aky.]

if u don't know what yiff means, it's word from dsaf (day shift at freddy's) your gonna have to watch a gameplay video on what yiff means cuz idk how to or want to explain it 😰

[@BotinatorHIM]

Kwite is stronger than I am. I skipped past the goth girl kissing the screen at 3:26. I didn't and won't have the strength to endure that.

[@TabBY_BuGgZ]

Thats e-girl not goth maybe e-goth though

[@enderdude233]

9:34 And the irish love you, strange hoodie man.