Watching your Disgusting Tik Toks

[@Raccoonboi634]

I was doing the dishwasher, then turned this up and I got jumpscared by kwite laughing and I’m now crying on the floor

[@cooperswan534]

you uhm.. you were what?

[@SleepiestYawner]

@@cooperswan534 LMAO NO😭

[@totallynotanerd9571]

dishwasher 9 months later: 🤰

[@pop1923]

hello we are the very nice dishwasher protection services, please open your door

[@SleepiestYawner]

YALL UNHINGED AF😭💀

[@Balck_white]

Kwite with functional arms and hands is terrifying. Soon enough he'll be able to have legs

[@i_fried_a_sign]

Oh god, he'd be unstoppable!!

[@uncroppedsoop]

he's been showing his hands for years while gesticulating, and has prosthetic legs

[@Acat05.]

The kwands are already too much man im terrified for the kwegs

[@badgamer123thereckoning2]

When the feet? 📷

[@WhatABinglylittlescronklylil-]

Oh we all know he doesn’t have those

[@joshc5613]

nice to see he's at the point where he's already joking about the "for the record" video

[@grapeyv]

He’s been joking about it for 8 months

[@A_Toaster]

Literally "my response" 2

[@tlpbh.]

@@A_Toasterwdym

[@sharksrcool22222]

kwite always looks SO close to snapping, like any second he'll sic springtrap on you

[@mysticproductions7675]

Sic springtrap on you is crazy Mf gon send him like a pokemon

[@_pachycephalosaurus_]

@@mysticproductions7675SPRINGTRAP! I CHOOSE YOU!

[@sharksrcool22222]

@@_pachycephalosaurus_ kwite collects fursonas like pokemon real

[@NRBBraclets]

Bakalao Laos ssnsnsm

[@Guslover6069]

Don't tempt me with a good time

[@axeicide4451]

Kwite watching anything will never not be entertaining

[@totallynotanerd9571]

kwite is my favorite fictional character.

[@noratsuki42]

I wish he was real 😔

[@thatonebonkchoyguy]

He's loveable, nonsensical, doesn't obey the laws of reality and definitely isn't real. Just like Superman. Or the state of California.

[@luckyclovr]

@@noratsuki42same with the french..

[@Blueberrythatisgreen]

@@luckyclovr I'm glad the british ain't real tho

[@Rai_doesntcare]

@@Blueberrythatisgreenso goddamn real

[@weirdo_random]

i love how his eyebrows clip into his skin

[@theclockman775]

our eyebrows clip into our skin too

[@tlpbh.]

@@theclockman775ew i hate that

[@grammy_hnng]

@@tlpbh.your bones are wet

[@oxyty]

damn really? I thought everyone had a eyebrow collection to change every moment.

[@SleepiestYawner]

I forgot he has a new model😭😭 (No hate btw! I like the new one it’s growing on me)

[@1NT0_TH3_V01D]

Jumpscare

[@SleepiestYawner]

@@1NT0_TH3_V01D AHH

[@Chris_winthers]

​@@1NT0_TH3_V01Dhar har har har har har har har har har

[@coriumfigs]

the hands jumpscared me

[@myst1que_mach1ne]

You forgor 💀

[@systemiclizard3101]

“Kwite getting gender envy from yaasified spring trap” was on my bingo card as a joke…

[@mac-xf6pl]

decide on a pfp already damn 😭

[@UnD.niableSins]

i lost at least 40 braincells trying to read this sentence

[@lwaysDrawing]

We need a model of Kwite in a springtrap hoodie.

[@i_fried_a_sign]

Fr

[@reality_broke]

And drop water on it

[@Brigeb20]

With bunny ears sewn on the hood,,,and stitches/embroidery to represent withering,,,

[@Dr.Jack.Bright]

My disgusting story of the day: in my orchestra party there was a challenge where one of the kids could win a gift card if they ate a bowl of spaghetti with chocolate syrup, maple syrup, and marshamallows, and ate the whole thing. My friend Nathen entered it and bro was fr chowing down he went all in there with his hands and shit- 😭 It was so disgusting it looked like someone took a shit in the bowl. 💀 Edit: the person who came up with this event and donated the gift cards was a double bass player from the highest orchestra. I really think she wanted to watch the world burn.

[@ObeyLucifer]

I gagged after reading this. THAT IS FOUL 💀

[@popsicIes]

ok but he did he win???? a man's gotta do what he's gotta do

[@TediiMilkyWayz]

I was eating bro

[@Dr.Jack.Bright]

@@popsicIes he did all that and still lost cause a girl finished before him, The girl looked like she was about to start weeping as well. Nathen just started chasing people around with his disgusting fingers lmfao 💀

[@breanda]

i mean was is just regular ol spaghetti noodles? if so thats not that horrible

[@Kel-IRL]

My therapist: 3D Kwite isn't real, he can't hurt you 3D Kwite:

[@viscountrainbows2857]

I'd estimate that more as a 2.75D, as painful as that may be to physics nerds.

[@Crinlask]

My therapist: Kel from Omori IRL isn't real, he can't hurt you Kel IRL:

[@TheOGLime]

Kweef never fails to make me laugh

[@Astr0_Man]

KWEEF ✋😭💀

[@SleepiestYawner]

NAW

[@vaguelywukong]

KWEEF???

[@souleymanemiousse7841]

Why Kweef, you should've said Beef-

[@babymailing7782]

HUH?

[@InsomniacButler]

Like how kwite laughs so hard that his eyebrows start to disappear into his forehead

[@fleixt8933]

The whistle audio elicits a trauma response from me

[@nylonswordsman]

Why

[@stirfailed]

​@@nylonswordsmanthe whistle thing is meme going around on tiktok. The guy that shows up played Micheal in the fnaf movie I think

[@nylonswordsman]

@@stirfailed oh, thanks

[@KariMari1]

​@@nylonswordsman Josh Hutcherson

[@Lalarhname]

kwite's model reminds me of every single white boy in my classes

[@pop1923]

omg ive never seen an overlap between kwite and kenji

[@Aldeyau]

​@@pop1923 Hi, nice to meet you, I'm also a fan of both :D

[@Shxnon]

I'M CRYING WHY IS THE HYDROGEN BOMB VS COUGHING BABY RAP MUSIC THE INFINITE THEME FROM SONIC FORCES 😭😭

[@meaganchan2088]

i love it when kwite fills my mouth and chokes me with his sweet, sticky and warm content

[@ultimatecultchaos]

Any kwite video has these type of comments with a sus thing that he never fails to do... meanwhile what flamingo never fails to do

[@SleepiestYawner]

You knew what you were doing😭

[@leek.3671]

Vile 😭

[@Ac3_Gam1ng]

woah calm down there pal 😃

[@myst1que_mach1ne]

FOUL

[@strawberrysyren]

I haven’t seen a Kwite vid in a minute so to come back and be greeted with her new vtuber model then immediately have that followed by the gyatt Ohio rizz version of panic at the disco was oddly comforting

[@AxiEisa]

FlutterTrap at 16:15 is so cool lookin JERMA CAN NOT BE CONTAINED

[@TheRealLemongrab]

don’t smoke cigarettes or vape, both are nasty, I smoke weed

[@Arandomguywhoisdumb]

Plus it’s alll natural

[@rawr-m3g]

THAT'S EVEN WORSE!!! I

[@MeganColton-l3y]

I smoke battery acid

[@TheRealLemongrab]

@@MeganColton-l3y I really recommend meth

[@shaquilleoatmeal640]

Don't smoke cigarettes or vape or weed those are all nasty, smoke crack

[@monke7914]

13:03 saying if springtrap slayed implies he doesnt already slay. I got 5 or so kids that would beg to differ.

[@sun_man35]

flying hoodie canonically has hands.

[@TyrannosaurusRex..]

Yea, he confirmed it after I asked

[@batipollo180]

I love how his eyebrows disappears when he laughs

[@vitamin_fish.]

3:19 the pain i felt when they started junko posing and i immediateky joined in

[@hiitscupid3504]

I genuinely love all the josh hutcherson edits because they keep getting mroe creative and i find it SO funny

[@purpleducck]

I needed a jump scare warning for the new model 😭😭

[@hiyohiy]

2:14 what a glorious morning for squidward

[@aristonmatosrocha4954]

Yoooo

[@pawble]

hiii squidwardddd

[@404talentnotfound]

Waterflame goes so damn hard

[@DeniInDenial]

Waterflame works on even the most awful tiktoks

[@C4LL_M3_BRYC3]

8:28 THE PERfECT POLIS PRONOUNCIATION ON THIS MAN.

[@miesnyjezzz]

POLSKA GUROM RAHHHH

[@Chamilion]

Polish Kwite is not real, he can't hurt you Polish Kwite:

[@SilentMaryKate]

14:31 ITS THE TRUMPKIN!!!!

[@GA2T3R_GAM3ING]

15:15 those are called lobotomy memes where the most wierdest stuff happends

[@aviaceae8677]

I was confused why the memes look familiar, and then I realized I watched the stream, and I have amnesia

[@LifeOfAZSuperman01]

I'm so glad hes reviewing our unhinged tiktoks again, our humor has totally definitely changed over the past few months. Alright whos gonna introduce him to skibidi toilet? I'm not- no I- I dont wanna do- no

[@meriewanderer]

Will have to happen

[@mageyplss]

I hate the new hand addition, really fits Kwite's character for that reason

[@El1why]

4:39 IS THAT COOPER FILMS?! 1!1!1!2!

[@Marzxh3l]

I think you mean Marsha P. Johnson.

[@shadescatson6238]

Kwite never fails to make me edge.

[@coralinah]

what

[@thunderspark1536]

​@@coralinahKwite never fails to make him edge.

[@dingdawng]

​@@thunderspark1536 what

[@cricketcrow794]

​@TheBrunc_55What?

[@Starriexxx]

Excuse me?

[@Bald.Will.Graham]

9:38 came up as soon as my little sister stoped talking about trolls 😭

[@monotoneheadphones]

12:49 I’m friends with this guy and seeing him made my soul fly from my body oh my god.

[@Specteon]

10:59 bro nearly cried fr

[@Catthatwentinforakiss]

WHEN I SAW FILM COOPER I STARTED COMBUSTING LMAO

[@Catto-x2y]

5:13 this legit got me rolling

[@rednaaaaa9234]

11:44 Ponyjar moment

[@tag5618]

Just came back from a job interview that i think i fked up and this video instantly made me feel better thx kwite

[@ToomerInnit]

Did you get the job?

[@tag5618]

@@ToomerInnit no

[@Scoutussy]

16:05 Best clip EVER 😂

[@loki_is_tired]

12:56 I actually screamed at that. My dad woke up and thought something had happened lmao. It was so loud it echoed across the road. I’m 100% sure the only two neighbours we have up here heard it. Member is cursed to me, yes, but not that cursed, why did I scream so loud??? I make weird noises when I see it, but I don’t? Understand???

[@plantsarebetter]

Wait what’s wrong with that word

[@Xx_D4RK_K1N_xX]

So if I’m not wrong, member is often one of the many other terms such as. Lemon, lollipop and fluff…. Member = uhm male pee pep stick.

[@TeaCrap]

@@plantsarebetteroften appears in smut fics to describe the penits

[@Ian_isEMO]

1:44 THEY GO TO PANIC AT THE DISCO 😭

[@Thesingingmourningdove]

does anyone else love kwites laugh or is that just me

[@breadloaf1840]

12:00 JERMA GOT OUT

[@kagandizlek3878]

4:24 LTG moment 💀

[@TheSurrealist.]

I like how this video has the exactly same time duration as the washing machine at the laundromat I’m currently sitting in.

[@breadloaf1840]

7:33 bro parried that fish

[@zaydendelagarza2765]

*+PARRY*

[@breadloaf1840]

@@zaydendelagarza2765 perfect

[@hebberhobber6802]

*+DISRESPECT*

[@Arandomguywhoisdumb]

*SSSHITSTORM*

[@fredbread2112]

I love when KZbinrs have a love/hate relationship with their viewers.

[@bloodsoakedrainbows83-15]

8:06 when I saw this I laughed so hard that a noodle came flying out of my mouth

[@danieldratwa2159]

17:19 for those who want to see the fumbnail video here's a time stamp

[@thuslydude]

I love the way this model expresses shocked faces

[@budgetincrease]

Haven't watched the video yet but if the word "gyatt" appears i'm gonna riot Edit: 🚨🚨🚨🔥🔥💥💥💥

[@Sl1nkyy]

how’s the riot

[@M7MDRX]

More like rot. Brain rot

[@eggfroggowo]

Lmfao same

[@Mr.Manbat]

2:36 Jaden Williams has got to be the one of the funniest people I’ve Ever seen

[@Birds4lifeAnya]

He changed his model again. THE HANDS THOUGH 😭😭😭

[@No_one_perhaps]

BRO THAT POLISH ACCENT WITH "FREDI FAZBER" WAS SO GOOD ONG

[@gabrielhicks8043]

Kwite never fails to give me toppy. ...why are you looking at me like that? Huh? "thats not the bit"? What do you mean? ...OH shit uhhh I mean "toppy" tier content! Phew, saved it

[@thebigyeet1239]

13:52 I BEG SOMEONE GIVE ME THE SONG

[@aoife4128]

13:40 it was a Bakugo cosplay bath video... :(

[@Alivefromthedead]

I got back from the mental hospital just now, and this is the first thing on my recommendation, life is good.

[@neonjoker]

I want kwite to update the mug so he can pick it up

[@AFreakingFireHog]

12:56 when i saw this i screamed "im a bember!" in the most loud and bubble like voice ever

[@Iisho]

12:48 Today in my art philosophy class my teacher brought up codpieces, which prompted the discussion of penises. The teacher kept calling it "the male member" and so many of us in class were fighting for our lives trying not to laugh

[@wolfieisacat13]

Bro had a Dream user, a FNAF cosplay, a Danganronpa trend and South Park in the background absolutely insane

[@junktruck]

Ooh those fingies are so detailed compared to the rest of the model it is making me very uncomfy

[@junktruck]

Nails are on point tho

[@SplatsquidHarry]

14:45 DONALD TRUMPKIN?!?!

[@RemiOrSomething]

12:49 I yelled "IT'S HIM IT'S THAT KNOT GUT" I will not elaborate any further

[@Jailedsugarcookie3]

OMG FILM COOPER 4:32

[@N1K0_415]

HES SO BBG

[@Jailedsugarcookie3]

@@N1K0_415 OMG REAL

[@sk3tchii-]

HE’S MY FAVORITE BABYGIRL

[@cannedbread-ri8fx]

YAS

[@BeanKally]

Unexpected film cooper jumpscare

[@theawesomenaut5129]

6:27 this is Ryan gosling

[@RayBoyAlsther]

9:44 same I hate it too

[@RayBoyAlsther]

4:01 Yeah, I was told she just disappeared too

[@cannedbread-ri8fx]

Me too

[@Paradox_Incognito]

He's got arms. He has fucking arms. What's next, legs? Oh, god, legs. We're doomed. We can only contain him for so long, you know.

[@RryanHryshchuk-st2fd]

0:02 that man saw god and they did not look back

[@jakey6691]

16:08 thanks, I needed a skeleton replacement

[@Serial_Designation_F_2007]

We need a mini springtrap model to react with him

[@RegularBiscuit]

Da vinci twins still being funny is amazing

[@The_DealersLeftBigToe_]

I love the green nails

[@Meow-boy]

the way he said "fredi fazber" at 8:31 is so convincingly Polish(the audio is Polish) I love it

[@RaymundCrow]

i have a feeling this man has a crippling fnaf art addiction... hmmmm

[@SillyBilly983]

3:20 I am that exact person lmao

[@Kewl_Cartman]

Same, except I'm not in the fnaf fandom

[@Tittymilk.c0m]

WHAT ILLNESS IS IT???

[@MellonFelon]

12:33 THAT WAS ME! :)

[@Lind_Bl]

Does somebody knows what bgm were used in this clip 10:00 ? I can't find it 😭

[@Mushie_lol]

I’m like 90% sure it’s from the beginning of one of the Pokemon Mystery Dungeon games. Probably one of the DS ones 👍

[@Lind_Bl]

@@Mushie_lol Thanks for the info, i found it ! The ost is named "memories returned". I'll add it to my playlist 😁👍

[@Lorem_Ipsum_Negative]

10:43 I saw that same video in a Jschlatt video and it cause me off fucking guard

[@matthewboire6843]

Yea so did i

[@urnothomelessbuturheartless]

YO THE GENDER ENVY FROM KWITE IS CRAZY

[@plushyguy3000]

whats the name of the game at 15:00 , i know its a fnaf fangame but idk which one it is

[@TheUpcloseBeethoven]

I believe it is free roam Fnaf 1 or you can find it by that name

[@cawsomeaolin]

9:54 tf happen?

[@CinkyTatts]

5:27 nah he playin slope

[@teabaginacup]

13:38 the giggle was too cute man. i gotta save it 😭🙏🙏

[@PizzaSteve37]

THE HEAD TURN HAHHAHA

[@ravenmillieweikel3847]

7:17 I half expected the digital circus ending theme to play here after hearing that chord

[@isaiahh_1]

oh my fucking god... OKAY SO. YALL KNOW THAT XYLOPHONE COVER OF "WE ARE THE CRYSTAL GEMS"? WHEN I HUM IT, HALF OF THE TIME IT TURNS INTO THE TADC THEME😭🙏

[@lexitaylor8131]

6:20 source?

[@deadzoneresident]

6:21 everything everywhere all at once if waymond wasn't fucking around

[@breaduck]

17:24 Female Quackity has a piss drawer confirmed

[@LemonQueenTM]

That pixel art for your model is amazing!

[@Sincerity_loves_men]

4:18 I was rewatching old vids and when this popped up I was watching future man, help😭😭

[@bigmood4404]

Yo if anybody got a link to the splatoon weed store music at 15:35 drop it here

[@NightshadeKitty]

Found it! Bloopin by Eddie EWI

[@bigmood4404]

@@NightshadeKitty PRAISE BE THE MUSIC PLUG

[@Dumbwasp]

11:20 of all the people to make a joke of that situation, i never thought it would be kwite