GEORGE CARLIN - AMAZING STAND-UP

[@domais68]

Carlin is the best comedian I've ever seen. His memorization, all while admittedly being stoned 24/7, capacity was off the charts. This is funny but he's best uncensored. Everything is better uncensored. A number of years ago, I saw Carlin in a small, independent bookstore in the West LA area. (Brentwood) No one was there except for us. Living in LA means seeing famous people everyday. I leave them alone because that's a favor to them. I couldn't help but go up to Mr. Carlin and thank him. He was friendly but not cheesy at all. He said he appreciated it but why was I thanking him. His eyes watered so quickly when I told him my Uncle died of cancer and spent his remaining year watching Carlin because that's all he could do...all he was able to decide to do. The only laughs in the last year of cancer were thanks to Carlin. That means a lot to me! RIP, Mr. Carlin! Carved in stone on his grave reads...."he was just here 10 minutes ago." He was even funny in death! If you just stumbled on this, you've fallen into a goldmine of comedy.

[@victorortiz6272]

He never admitted that. Watch his interview with Jon Stewart.

[@davidmurrell403]

@@victorortiz6272 think you missed the point chief

[@SandraLovesSun]

David Murrell well in fairness it begs to be pointed out. Beautiful story.

[@gazzarover]

Thank you.

[@Protectobot]

Sidenote: WOW. I live in the L.A. area still and went to elementary school in Brentwood and I can't help wondering if you're mentioning Dutton's Books on San Vicente Blvd. My mom loved that store when it was there :sigh:

[@thomasmartin6623]

This man spit more truth in these 6 minutes than most people will in their lives, myself included...truly a remarkable comedian/philosopher

[@carolynslist6118]

I’m sure George would appreciate your self-awareness. So few are able or willing to look within themselves!

[@sofuskjeka953]

@@carolynslist6118 Maybe. But like other smart people he wouldnt respect ass kisser, or people who put "genius" labels everywhere. Thats stupidity.

[@4sername]

Thomas Martin Lol have you spent most of your life asleep? you must have if six minutes is all it took to outspit the totality of all the truth you have acquired in your thousands of hours of life

[@syedyadullah6060]

He spit rocky... He spit

[@sundeutsch]

This is how one sounds when a philosopher does comedy

[@noextrai]

everything he said in 1991 is just as true in 2021.

[@Jesse-cx4si]

What does that say about us as a nation? We keep accepting the political lies and keep them in office. No term limits. No changes.

[@prezmoment]

More true now!

[@marioiacolucci]

Used to watch the show

[@cioccolateriaveneziana]

He even predicted the magazines... But one thing changed: now there IS money in the "war on homelessness". Houses for the homeless built by California for the price of 500.000 USD each?!

[@MattC78]

There's an old saying in AA. If nothing changes, nothing changes.

[@dn-bayou]

I never laughed to any of his sets... I just sit there in awe and take it all in. Rip George Carlin

[@BlackieNuff]

The wise and aware ones always do (with occasional laughs, cos he WAS hilarious). The morons sit guffawing and saying "It's just comedy! Don't take it so serious!"

[@officernasty2648]

This dude turned me into an atheist at 17. I thank jeebus nealy every day for that. R.I.P. you brilliant bastard

[@dn-bayou]

@@officernasty2648 if you turned atheist because of "someone" (beit the great Carlin nonetheless) then you're still a follower, and not a free thinker, and that goes against George's timeless teachings, IMHO.

[@officernasty2648]

@@dn-bayou just a joke. I don't worship the man

[@dn-bayou]

@@officernasty2648 you clearly don't do any worshiping now do ya! :p

[@nicholastrice8750]

George Carlin: an intellectual giant masquerading as the court jester.

[@Rubberbandfan1]

Or he's just the court jester. I don't think Carlin was the type to masquerade.

[@Grafomanokrasto]

Flash news, but Court Jesters in general were actually REALLY smart people, that had to understand The Court and joke in such a runaround way so to change King's mind and not get killed for it...

[@bellavia5]

I don't think he was being a court jester. He was telling it like it is. The court jester would NEVER say anything derogatory about the Kingdom.

[@JM1675]

@@bellavia5 I think he waa referring to his mannerisms and role as a comedian rather than his social commentary.

[@bellavia5]

@@JM1675 I don't think you can separate those things. His social commentary was his comedy -as it is with almost all comedians.

[@tedunguent156]

The audience didn't know if they should laugh or cry. They clapped and they fell silent. Carlin, pure genius.

[@RaytheonNublinski]

A true maniac. We need to figure out how to resurrect this guy.

[@abowlofsalad8812]

Sadly he was cremated, man.

[@richiehustle]

I sign up under every word of yours, brother

[@rohitagarwal9174]

Not Michael Jordan collect the dragon Balls

[@monkadelic13]

can we spread his ashes over the millennials? or let them smoke it? maybe then they would have a 1/4 of a brain?

[@spid3rdan]

Resurrection?! This isn’t the New Testament, y’know!

[@StreetRacersCy]

Isn't it amazing that EVERYTHING he mentioned is still relevant almost 3 decades later.

[@patriciabusch4599]

It's more sad than amazing. I wish he was still here

[@DarkMatterThaFirst]

Take a look around nothing much has changed - Korn - Evolution

[@mizofan]

US capitalism, the billionaires, bankers and corporations, have tightened their grip

[@sobreaver]

I think you meant deplorable ;)

[@StreetRacersCy]

@@sobreaver Yeah :)

[@raymondg7565]

"Perfect children of Europe." Mr. Carlin was and is a genius.

[@liberty-matrix]

*"Humanity, just another failed mutation." - **_George Carlin_*

[@quantumleap4023]

He must be an evolutionist.

[@Mozart1220]

@Mr. Dude All the other evolutionary mutations improve the species. Humans are the only species on the planet that is 100% unnecessary. All we do is waste and destroy, in the name of some mythological character.

[@user-dx6hk2op7w]

Look at animals and plants living in harmony now look at human one word destruction

[@jabba0975]

Too bad humanity doesn't fail itself into extinction a little faster.

[@gregorygimigliano]

Mozart1220 and we also usher in artificial intelligence overlord gods

[@mauris5194]

28 years later and little has changed. We can really use George now.

[@omairsh8]

@Johan Rodrigues George is even more rare than a comet sighting, there will never be another

[@Tommah1000]

Except he would get cancelled for using the word “retarded”

[@paulmc3457]

Right on, bro, would have liked to see George and Orange pumpkin head lace up the gloves, then cheer while he pounded the shit right out of that shitstain! 😂

[@sobreaver]

Nope, we really can't, the proof is right there in front of our eyes I like to say, the universe never repeats itself but the same shit keeps going on and on..

[@crystalwater505]

Everyone wants another George, but nobody wants to be another George.

[@hosseinrabizadeh8483]

Some American say he is a national treasure and you know what my friends,he is a world treasure...RIP George, you never die George...a fan from Iran...!?

[@kenhollis6197]

It's good to know that he's known around the globe. I never knew him to tour overseas, so I wondered how far he reached.

[@senthilkumarelumalai7520]

Here's his fan from India...!!

[@alessandrocwilliam]

Big fan of him from Italy

[@RudySanErik]

Big fan from Slovakia

[@bigbubu75]

Hello from Germany. Biiiiig fan here

[@BolasDaGrk]

Carlin is like the Obi Wan Kenobi of today. He was struck down at 72, but only became stronger in the force.

[@musek5048]

@@marcinmalolepszy1164 no a lot of us hear the message. just too much of cowards to do anything about it.

[@SlanderMoralesRamos]

That’s some real shit right there man

[@petergbrooks]

Making this comment after The Last Jedi released... Oof

[@omairsh8]

He wasn't struck down, he PASSED AWAAYYY

[@Heavywall70]

Omair Sheikh Nice

[@richzimmerman4010]

What an amazing, amazing, passionate performance. At 5 minutes in you can feel the audiences attention. it's 2024 and just blown away by this perfect set

[@MCCABEWORLD]

There is so much hard truth in his stand ups damn..he really opened some sleeping minds ✊🏾smart real comedy

[@taras8504]

Bring me back my bike. Neighbor.

[@rodgerwoods4971]

Id vote for him 👍

[@Bulldog_DK]

do you seen others of his stof about vaccine and so on?? im thinking no one is understand what he is trying to tell your peoble. look at the world today he understood the signs but as jordan maxwell says peoble in the us want there tv and sports so nothing gonna wake them up??!!!!!

[@bsx121]

Carlin is great but it has changed,there is a war on homelessness now but the politicians take most of the money and put very little towards them

[@mysnellvilleblog]

Still relevant in 2018...sadly.

[@ryanstanfield2062]

Darla hows that

[@robertrossi9364]

most of his stuff will still be relevant in later years

[@jabooboo4780]

@@ryanstanfield2062 I think the point she was trying to make was he is very truthful he brings truthfulness to his stand-up he tells you how the world really is and that will always be relevant always be relevant also he makes you think and laugh at the same time he was the one who taught me about how the world really works

[@eliasnyc1]

more than ever

[@teacherfromthejungles6671]

sadly?! gladly!!

[@spiritualopportunism4585]

"Perfect children of Europe," that's sharp.

[@kma3647]

As if Europeans were the only group that ever fought over land and territory. Only someone with a Eurocentric education in history would make such a statement. The Middle East has been a warzone for 6,000 years of recorded history. African tribes have been slaughtering, enslaving, and cannibalizing each other for probably far longer than that. The Indian subcontinent had plenty of factions and wars. So did China and southeast Asia. And the American natives were hardly the hippies they're made out to be. They routinely slaughtered one another with all manner of depravity that, other than scalping, rarely makes the history books because it doesn't fit the white-people-bad narrative.

[@spiritualopportunism4585]

@@kma3647 Hmm, maybe the statement is a rather vapid considering that... But maybe not considering Europe was the most dominating globally and in turn epitomize megalomaniacal imperialism. Which now has parallels with America today, therefore, "perfect children of Europe." Can't exactly say perfect children of Africa if they weren't the most dominating in which to be compared to America's global impact today.

[@shangtsung1362]

Well .. Yes. Other continents made war. None so successfully as Europe. Also, this nation was born of Europe. So to say that we are perfect children of Europe in this regard is fitting.

[@D15-b8j]

K MA no bc colonizers(Europeans) did more than fight over land smh

[@s.m4649]

@@kma3647 Every one did it that's correct the only difference is that Europeans took it to the next level and not because they're simply evil it's just that they had the resources (technology/man power) to do it

[@doubledave7451]

A comedian is truly special when they can make you laugh but also think at the same time. Most of Carlin's material was social commentary but damn he was on another level. There will NEVER be another.

[@ferise1]

He wasn’t a comedian he was a political activist /satirist.

[@nocturneuh]

Hope you are wrong

[@rickstalentedtongue910]

@@ferise1 Satirist, not an activist I think.

[@fandlpetroleum]

"Every channel has a slightly different war." Damn. Wow. Makes you think about the media.

[@BlackieNuff]

Just goes to show how little has changed in nearly 30 years... it may seem like it all got worse over the years, but what really happened was it remained as bad as it ever was (with some worsening here and there), and we just became increasingly more aware of it... thanks to guys like Carlin.... and then, the internet...

[@JeffCKeane]

Don't know about you, he makes me think how udderly STUPID and mindlessly acceptant of life's bullshit most people are, & how udderly intelligent the rest of us have been burdened to be...

[@jasonflinders-1984]

@@JeffCKeane while I agree with the sentiment of your comment 100%, I have to point out that it is "utterly", not "udderly". Just putting that out there before those that may disagree with your statement do..

[@JeffCKeane]

@@jasonflinders-1984 I did that on purpose... good pickup: getting tired of seeing the speed typists' careless spelling- thought I'd toss one out there, especially sitting right next to "intelligent" and "stupid"...😉

[@Bargains20xx]

well now its india, seems like we actually are 30-40 years behind

[@NothingMaster]

Not just a legendary genius standup comedian, but a supreme social commentator - a forever relevant force.

[@jinxhead4182]

Isn't it sad to see, that after all this time his comments are even MORE relevant than ever before? Shame.

[@marcdecock7946]

imagine George Carlin as the moderator of a presidential debate...

[@Stevesk0011]

"MR. PRESIDENT! SHUT THE FUCK UP! SHUT THE FUCK UP! SHUT THE FUCK UP! SHUT THE FUCK UP!"

[@finley_seth]

I think he was completely robbed of that opportunity

[@marcdecock7946]

@@Stevesk0011 or taking his shoe off, and his sock, rolling the sock in a ball and telling Trump: you know where I'm going to put this?

[@robintst]

It wouldn't have been a debate, those two shitbags on the stage would've just stood there while George put them in their place.

[@charlenemitchell1499]

@@Stevesk0011 That was good 👍

[@Matters2023]

He is not a comedian,he's a philosopher. Thanks for the likes yall,this blew up.

[@abhishekjha1134]

Lindo Mathenjwa good comedians are actually philosophers

[@gibusdrop8042]

No its a comedian, very funny :)

[@Michaelatky]

Lindo Mathenjwa to he's in hell now. 😢

[@nicholasdenittis46]

He's both that's why he was so brilliant.

[@novacchomsky206]

Michaelatky are you the hell guard? How do you know who goes to hell and who doesn't

[@RicoJazz]

I love how he always repeats the punchline! Repeats the punchline!

[@ourphilosophyis9119]

He repeats the punchline for emphasis. EMPHASIS!

[@mishu0102]

he also does that when his line is interrupted by laughter, very efficiently.

[@JaysonT1]

It's so idiots can't miss it, can't miss it.

[@matthanyfiedtano4175]

I would always repeat myself during high school just to make sure that people understood. I would always repeat myself.

[@BeeBumper]

Repeats the punchline

[@bskee001]

Actually, California recently did the “war on homelessness” thing and ended up doing EXACTLY what Carlin mentioned. Which was bureaucrats ended up taking millions in “consulting fees”, etc., that the government gave to fund housing for the homeless and after it was all said and done practically none of the money actually went towards the homelessness epidemic.

[@raybin6873]

What was the name of that project..and where in California?

[@randomschittz9461]

@@raybin6873 pick a place, California has become a cesspool of elitist sphincters.

[@-eurosplitsofficalclanchan6057]

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂ffs

[@barneyrebel6020]

Wow really?

[@mysteriousplankton]

True. Many meetings and efforts and budgets but it just keeps getting worse.

[@daimyo2]

I would give anything to hear George Carlin's take on todays world man...

[@manu144x]

daimyo2 oh man, with a crazy president like Trump, and a hard core elite loser like Hillary crying in the corner she lost to a dumbass. George Carlin probably had fresh material daily with Trump :))

[@ericsurfvegan7806]

That would be awesome

[@pagebobo3270]

daimyo2 the Elites would have him mysteriously died because he speaks too much truth to the mind in the rat race of life wondering why everything is going against them as they work hard to pay their bills.

[@godstomper]

He would say Boy what a fucking mess!

[@Shanedog76]

and what about the Women hooked to there phone's???

[@Dina_tankar_mina_ord]

One of my all time free minded heroes. Gave me the perspective society will not hand you.

[@martinpidhany8278]

Brilliant man , sadly missed in 2022. No one like him today.

[@parttimetourist]

George, you were a verbal architectural genius with a fountain of knowledge, brilliant imagination, awesome personality, and fantastic SOH Gone but not forgotten R.I.P. George

[@blakefirsttee7653]

Damn George was fired up on this one!! Powerfulll stuff!!

[@elveszettszikla]

Blake First Tee cocaine does help

[@SusanPryor-dw6dt]

This could have been recorded yesterday, everything is still the same. You were a true genius George and you left us far too soon. If we need anyone now we need you.

[@6718289]

This man's words are classic, you can listen to it 30, 50, 100 years from now - nothing' s changing

[@whitehart7787]

Laughter is oftentimes a visceral release of trauma. Thank you George ❤️

[@whitehart7787]

Peace

[@sportjunkie5286]

Yeah he was traumatized..hes a failed actor..

[@Riftsrunner]

This man was a master. He was able to do his act clean (for broadcast TV) and only seems to lose the angry edge he had while doing it blue. I always thought he was very blue collar, but found out he was a master at linguistic and was able to use that skill to craft perfect vocal art. The world lost a teacher the day he passed. And I still miss him and his comedy.

[@lindagusch2671]

What did he die of? He was only 71 years old.

[@t.va.6611]

When i was in my teen years i laughed, now its just plain sad.

[@gicazorla]

I relate to this comment. The only reason why I didn’t give thumbs up was cause the count was at 69. 🙏

[@thejazzman210]

George Carlin was one of the most intelligent human beings to ever live. Calling him a "comedian" somehow belittles him. He was way more than that, believe that shit! R.I.P. Mr. Carlin.

[@spiritualopportunism4585]

NO! It's one of the most profound positions; a jester criticizing modern society.

[@lifegivesuslemons421]

He called himself a comedian.

[@inspectorsock3944]

He would disagree

[@PunchPerfectPlayer]

He was funny as fuck

[@StyleExpert7019]

My sentiments are exactly..

[@jgingraslpc]

Here’s your template Gen Z. In case you need to rebuild what’s left of this country.

[@ethanstump]

as a perfect representation of my generation(/s) i just get a new one. welp, i'm off to canada.

[@katyungodly]

@@ethanstump I'm trying to get into Canada, its actually semi-difficult. It helps a lot to have a family member/spouse in the country!

[@killjoy4540]

Ethan biscuit running is your answer? That's no good stand up and fight the system that's what people are doing now with the rioting against vaccination passes

[@richardfernley5377]

Nearly thirty years old and still it rings true in every word, we miss you George

[@richardthompson6079]

Simply amazing. When George Carlin was on, he either reduced you to tears of laughter, gave you goosebumps, or both at the same time. I've seen this routine a hundred times, he was on that night.

[@edithbannerman4]

@Hello there, how are you doing this blessed day?

[@johnnyguitar2929]

It’s 2021 and everything Carlin says is still true. How sad that many things haven’t changed in America.

[@Luilak]

Maybe his most brutally honest set ever

[@CJ-qt2ps]

Lying Dutchman- I would say it's his bit called: I kinda like it when alot of people die.

[@anasamin8227]

the most brutally honest comedian is defiantly Patrice O neal

[@DMTInfinity]

Lying Dutchman Agreed. I Loved it so much myself that I put it into my favorites playlist.

[@Kikuye]

Man, this one was probably the harshest one I've ever heard from him. Or at least the one where he seems most angry in a sense.

[@vanlok]

James D do you have some examples? I have watched every show and interview, but didn't listen to his audios.

[@littleguy6753]

2 Rhode Islands and a Delaware devoted to golf. He's got a point.

[@quantametric]

Then discredits himself by calling Golf a racist sport. Tiger Woods? This is one of the few times I don't quite agree with Carlin, and I think this was when he was still in his angry hippie days. I'm glad he grew through that and got a little wiser.

[@ovasov]

@@quantametric tiger woods isnt black lmfao. hes a rich ass light skin

[@mikewebb612]

And he did all this research without Google, just to get the point across.

[@quantametric]

@@ovasov 'Woods is indeed a rich mix of racial and ethnic heritage. His father, Earl, was of African-American, Chinese and Native American descent. His mother, Kultida, is of Thai, Chinese and Dutch descent' -google (just to get the point across)

[@eternapesadilla2355]

So... make a State for the homeless? Hmmm. So the homeless across america would be outlawed... and forced to live in said state? Hmmmmmm and they would live like hippies? Or what? But police still has to be incharge no doubt. How do you make sure the state doesn't become corrupted? Since most homeless are junkies or stupid and lazy.... It sounds good. But the practicality of it is off. I think logic dictates that it would end up turning into a state full of slums. Full of corruption and drug addiction.

[@edub9930]

Brilliant, absolutely brilliant! How we need his voice today. RIP good sir

[@lbburgett]

God, I miss the 90's.

[@usmaanzabair757]

Laura Burgett Just the right amount of technology in the world.... too much like we have these days ruined everything.

[@badmeetsevilfan1]

Right, imagine this on a late night show today! Wouldn’t happen!

[@elveszettszikla]

Laura Burgett this seems to be 80’s

[@Blackcat70_]

Theres a few folks that existed on this earth for awhile that I wish had never died. This fired up version of George Carlin is one of them.

[@robanderson473]

Man on fire! A brilliant mind was George Carlin, I have most of his CD's and never tire of listening to them and always end up on the floor gasping for air!

[@edithbannerman4]

@Hello there, how are you doing this blessed day?

[@TheeeDave556]

George Carlin,..i hope you're resting in peace. We miss you. Glad you didn't have to see the current mess we're in, even though you called far in advance.

[@kennedymansion7814]

Modern genius.. you’re a legend George rip brother

[@theyamo7219]

Not so much intelligence, but wisdom. It wasn't so much "smart" as it was something that a lot of people today lack: COMMON SENSE

[@omairsh8]

George will never not be relevant, his material is timeless. True genius. Miss you big man, RIP

[@jlee5490]

Carlin was Plato's philosopher king. He would've been an ideal leader in an ideal world.

[@downswingplayer9712]

I think he's down there now and he's screaming up at us.

[@bryanmannoia8410]

i'll answer as George would have. really? you believe the dead are in hell BELOW us?! is there anything you won't believe?

[@downswingplayer9712]

It's a quote from one of his final shows.

[@fayknaym7094]

Johnny Lacey What's it like in your Mandela Effect universe?

[@downswingplayer9712]

I always pray to Joe Pesci he looks like a guy who can get things done.

[@fayknaym7094]

Johnny Lacey Ah, I see. So...are there talking polar bears in your universe? Do you get an animal familiar?

[@CK-eo9uh]

Only saw him once but it's a treasured memory, no one could tell the truth about how crappy life can be while making you laugh the whole way. I miss him so, he'd still be cracking us up.

[@applejacks971]

"Your house is nothing but a pile of stuff with a cover on it", 'A place for my stuff' was his best album!!

[@bitterbold]

great man. miss him dearly.

[@Roneil22]

George Carlin üstad özlenmez mi? :)

[@paulmc3457]

Nuff said, nobody can say the truth like George, RIP MAN 😢

[@donsoroka5168]

He's one of my favorite comedians. I miss him dearly.

[@terrancelopez9631]

It saddens me that he was making these points decades before I was born; and we're STILL dealing with them today.

[@tenzin682]

I want everyone to listen to the crowds at a Carlin show. I was watching one of his videos and as he was saying, " You don't have rights, you have owners, they own you etc..." You could hear the crowd stop laughing and just grow silent, and think. And that blew my mind. You can hear the audience go silent as he goes on with his bit. And it's awe-inspiring! Remember think for yourselves, don't follow anyone blindly, book, preacher, philosopher, anyone!!!

[@mdmobashshir8003]

The silence when he started talking about the "Great American Spirit of Generosity"

[@anticharlatan5823]

Hit a little too close to home for most of the audience

[@s.muller8688]

@@anticharlatan5823 yes and it's called "shame"

[@undeadminion811]

I wonder what he would have to say about US politics as it stands today. Probably rolling over in his grave. He was a rare gem of a guy... I fear he passed brokenhearted about his homeland.

[@agamemnonaras]

i doubt it. He said it himself "i am emotionally not involved anymore"

[@undeadminion811]

Sure... and people are well known for being honest about how they really feel.

[@jaiguru9538]

Nah, he's not rolling over. He saw this era before any of the rest of us did. He knew where we were headed and tried like hell to talk sense to us. He did his part. WE'RE the ones who will have a restless afterlife. This mess is on our hands.

[@dner75-xh9le]

He would still despise both sides, but the Sissies of the New Left (neo-Marxists) would piss him off most. Trump would just be a treasure trove of ridicule.

[@12171010011010]

I love how kids seem to think these days are worse than it used to be. Yeah back in the 70s it was a wonderful time! Totally nothing bad to say then. And in the 70s there were kids saying, wow, it's so bad now, so much worse than the 30s! It's almost arrogant to think that his comments are more relevant now than then. Do your research and you will see it always sucked. People seem to lazily name Trump as the source of all their problems, as if he is the worst man in the world. What a joke. Read a book and learn about the kinds of shit Presidents used to get up to.

[@Shaun-st7yr]

George Carlin was a thinker and philosopher with deep insight.

[@RobertoGaspar69]

Love him. Always funny...but also ..exposing how rotten, decrepit and bankrupt the world is today. We miss you George! Thank you for opening my eyes about everything!

[@jabooboo4780]

I agree with you, that's what he did when I listened to him he showed me the difference between the bullshit they are trying to feed us from the real shit

[@vladimird5280]

Only not today, always was, always will be

[@themusiccitymartian2338]

I LOVE HOW QUIET THE CROWD GOT FOR THE MOST PART.

[@dcaseng]

That's what happens when you hear some truth.

[@niranjannaik8787]

Come again George. The World needs you. Needs your perspective, your brutal honesty, your brilliant mind and your integrity. Oh boy.... That would be the day.

[@michealspencer5876]

Pationatly brilliant, and fire, angry understandingly so. Guy nails it with exceptionally astronomical ability. Simply and clearly far one of the best of the best if not the best.

[@dominicportelli1100]

Passionately said!

[@STMARTIN009]

I like his idea regarding golf courses.Stupid boring sport.

[@theyamo7219]

I like miniature Golf. Miniature Golf is fun, especially when you're drunk. The ACTUAL sport of Golf however, is boring. It's like watching paint dry. Same goes for tennis, although at least tennis has the occasional hot chick in a short skirt

[@gregDino32]

Lol Lacrosse also sucks in fact Im not into sports that much anymore just fitness ,strength training and health however this country needs a dose of logic and common sense which George knew because he probably is now rolling in his grave at how stupid we are all becoming.

[@gewizz2]

think about it like this though, golf courses are green and beautiful, nature kind of likes gold courses too. better than more houses or shops. or even homeless, they would run the land.

[@ashenhnybgr5942]

Its an activity that is almost a sport

[@txtrang2515]

Golf is more like a leisure activity made competitive. The competitors wear khaki pants and polo shirts. Their assistants carry their golf clubs. They travel from one area to another in a vehicle.

[@rolandoborden5784]

George Carlin was a man that most politicians feared of cause his spoke truth putting them in their place. If he was still alive today seeing how the world is now he would go belligerent about it unapologetically. God bless you George, "We need more people like you cause you truly missed". Your legacy lives on then, now & forever. Sleep in peace, power & love.👑🎤🕯🙏🏾🌹

[@mderepository4147]

I’ve watched a lot of Carlin, this is the most passionate I’ve ever seen him

[@Fel1xF7W]

nah, you could tell he was holding back a bit for the sake of the talk show, listen to his album You Are All Diseased

[@gamingio9952]

A lot of people wish Carlin was still here. The best we can do is represent him in our own actions. That will be his legacy.

[@BrianStephenAquinoDomingo]

There was actually a walking magazine. I just researched it LOL

[@TheRamsesII]

Rarely seen him so amped up. Must've had a couple of drinks and a couple of lines before coming out on stage. Absolutely excellent at what he does. This country needs this guy today more than ever.

[@nutsackmania]

or he was just having a hot night man its not always drugs fuckin child

[@roberthill799]

He was off drugs and booze when this came out.

[@TheRamsesII]

@@roberthill799 Didn't realize that. Naturally amped up then..!

[@taurushamilton2739]

We need him now the most!🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️😭😭😭👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾😂😂

[@ghostofsparta6579]

He is a thinker a Philosopher .. A guy so smart choosing comedy to awaken distracted hypnotised heads.. It got me thinking .. more than laughing .. What a genius.

[@GreenituIjo]

everytime I watch one of George's stand up, at some point ended up saying "holy shit he's right"

[@omairsh8]

That's nearly every sentence for me

[@jasperjenkins7729]

I will go as far as saying George Carlin Monty Python Frank Zappa Formed my view of the world. In my Teens AND in my 50s.

[@terryallen9546]

Yep. No matter what country we invade...we find Terrorists there. New edit: Omg...I just noticed there is an epidemic of people who can't detect wry sarcasm. Thank you, my friends...for taking the issue so seriously:-)

[@dankennedy6925]

where is the love love love.....

[@lucho1limte]

What 98% of americans hardly deny

[@ahmadbrkam4350]

Invade, you think the people you invade will be loving and caring Your taking their land and very likely women for fucl sakes what do you think is gona happen

[@tylerpalazzo2939]

That's crazy! You mean to say that, by some astronomical coincidence, there are terrorists in every single country the American military troops decide to visit? I wonder who's been to all those countries... ...maybe we can track 'em down! (It's the Americans. It's us. We've been to those countries. Don't be an idiot. Recognize a bully when you see one.) Peace, love and God bless

[@StyleExpert7019]

@@tylerpalazzo2939 Wow, really !! why don't you check for yourself who are the real terrorists. kzbin.info/www/bejne/faSXgauhi7qrgdU

[@RedMartianSkylight]

He just comes out swinging, I love it!

[@andysyark4696]

He's an awesome. Intelligent human being. Fearless. Always make people think.

[@vasrhilov1]

i dont know if jesus or mohamed are the messengers in religion but George is my messenger

[@rayjacobs1146]

George died, and stayed that way...

[@vasrhilov1]

I know he is dead but not for me he left a good mark in my consciousness

[@12171010011010]

"messanger?"

[@uncommonamerican]

Radoslav Varshilov mr george never said that

[@rayjacobs1146]

Many numbers, you have no place to correct others...jack-ass!

[@TitenSxull]

He is absolutely shot out of a cannon in this video. Without swearing or obscenity because he's on TV but he still manages to be ruthlessly honest and funny at the same time. Absolute legend. It's so sad how little has been done to fix the shit he talked about his entire career.

[@__seeker__]

The audience laughed at NIMBY like it was a joke Carlin made up. Shows how uninformed the public is/was about stuff like this.

[@taxman4072]

Laugh track?

[@gavtex1065]

Curious? You know where / when it originated then? How do you know he didn’t make it up?

[@Mozart1220]

@Mice Elf How was it "lowbrow"? Because the host was Black? Or because he was Liberal?

[@BlackieNuff]

Most people are STILL clueless morons... like with this current "coronavirus" bullshit... the lockdowns, the quarantines, the "relief benefit" handouts (beware the price to pay on THAT one), the "social distancing"? All parts to a devastating machine designed to destroy the economy, keep people sick, stupid, scared, and subservient, and control our every waking move. The BEST thing we can do now, is protect the elderly and the immune-suppressed, but all healthy people need to GET BACK OUT THERE and take our lives and our society BACK! Socializing, going to work, going to school, etc! And REJECT these bullshit "vaccines" they're gonna bring down on us! REJECT the new technology like 5G that will be used to TRACK us and monitor our daily conduct on a "social credit" system!! If we don't defy these assholes in power, and just sit back like good little sheep and let this shit happen, "1984" is gonna look like kid's day at fuckin Disneyland by comparison.

[@trysometruth]

Well en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NIMBY#Origin_and_history Looks like the term NIMBY may have started getting popular traction in the 1980's, and this routine was on a show that originally aired in 1991. Probably not all that odd hat many people hearing this routine by Carlin may have heard that term for the first time _thanks_ to Carlin.

[@angelwild9145]

He is out of this world fantastic!! RIP George Carlin!!✌🏻🌺🎊🤣

[@nogames8982]

George carlin and Robin Williams are my two favorite comedians. I miss them both a great deal.

[@switchbuckle5th]

George looked more comfortable and happy on Arsenio than practically any other talk show he ever did.

[@arbanaskocudo]

One of the most energetic standups from George 🎤💙

[@philliphopkins6903]

Absolutely brilliant 💓💙❤

[@triplej755]

We need George Carlin more than ever.

[@Sattnin77]

Arsenio Hall...wow this brings back memories!!! If someone was on that I really wanted to see I'd sneak out to watch it, lol! It was on at 11 and during school we were supposed to be in bed by 9, lol! George was awesome! My Dad still has all of his records. Loved his HBO specials. So much of his stand up is still relevant today. We miss you George!

[@mattmiller666]

this still is relevant today, he was ahead of his time. a real comedy legend.

[@Thjolloh]

What a legend. Enters the stage like a rockstar

[@AnnSuann-cl8zf]

Who is here in 2024 ?

[@garretkaplan]

Not me

[@TV-yb2bn]

Also not me

[@robertcavalier6133]

George (as usual) is/was perceptive, honest, straight-forward, and made every effort to improve this nation. Sadly -- he passed away. His philosophy, acute thinking skills, sense of irony, wide & long range perspectives, etc. Sure brilliance! Perhaps if we can implement just a small percentage of his ideas -- our lives would improve. Bravo, George! I suspect Mark Twain and countless other thinkers of years past would have really appreciated George's insights & proclamations! Cheers from Cav! *

[@thatdude169]

We need u back man

[@tylertyler82]

I mean, he got really famous because a lot of people like him and agree with him, yet nothing ever changes.

[@omairsh8]

Because the people that like & agree with him are not in power

[@mizofan]

the crooks with power carry on increasing their power, with the help of the mainstream media

[@j.f.m5936]

Nothing ever happens ….nothing happens at all ..the needle returns to the start of the song and we all sing along like before ..del amitri

[@markmclean4144]

Do I ever miss Mr Carlin...what I would give to hear the legend again...could you imagine George doing a standup today...GOAT.😎

[@edithbannerman4]

@Hello there, how are you doing this blessed day?

[@ToroPrime]

I miss you Greatly! George... I miss you greatly...

[@Really658]

George Made life worth living.

[@Anudorini-Talah]

0:30 "War is good for business" War is ALWAYS business ;)

[@rankalot]

Carlin wasn't a stand-up comedian. He was a stand-up philosopher.

[@andyroobrick-a-brack9355]

Any good comedian is secretly a psychologist and a philosopher.

[@machupicchu3941]

You were too good for this world George, I am honored to have lived at the same time as you.

[@MontyRoyal963]

Carlin! Lighting them up!!! Arsinio Hall's show was able to be edgy!

[@michaelcesco2970]

I loved his take on golf. He said, " why do they walk so much ? That's too much walking. You hit the ball, walk to where it stopped, and HIT IT AGAIN ! After it stopped the first time, pick the damn thing up, put it in your pocket and go home ! 😂