George Carlin On Religion

[@verbalwound5874]

"But he loves you." That's the line that made me watch every video available of him lol.

[@IR1S1SY0URF4V]

Verbal Wound Me too lol

[@user-vi9fn5xw7l]

same lmfao

[@larrysbrain1627]

same here

[@verbalwound5874]

@gherrrie he gave me life? How about babies with congenital disease that die few days after their birth? Or innocent people who were killed under the name of religion? What did they do was so wrong that they deserved to be "purged"? Which one of the ten commandments of God have they broken? You ask me to follow and listen to your God, I am sorry but I find no reasons to, maybe it's because I have reached the age of reason. On the other hand, you should be ashamed when a dead comedian made more sense than the god you have been blindly following.

[@jondstewart]

Verbal Wound I see and feel your anger towards this, but wasn’t Calvary enough of a sacrifice for Jesus to make that kind of judgment?

[@jennifercruz8142]

Carlin wasn't a comedian; he was a philosopher with a sense of humour.

[@anthonytony8328]

George would say, "No, I'm just an ordinary Asshole like everybody else."

[@insidiousfastidious6224]

My hero I believe in GC

[@wayneharmon4485]

Ah no, a lot of times humor is just poking fun at things. Philosophy trues to seek truth. His humor is based on baloney, like the more people dying from religion. The the last 100 years, secular Socialism, Marxism and Nazism has killed more people than all religious wars in history.

[@jennifercruz8142]

Although a quick glance at your comment makes one believe that you appear to have a point, your judgment is fundamentally flawed, because it ignores that Socialism, Marxism and Nazism are things of the past, whereas religion is still flourishing. A philosophy thousands of years old is still being used as a tool in order to manipulate the masses, keep people under control and deprive them of the chance to acquire the ability of critical thinking. It takes wisdom to present humanity's flaws with a sense of humour and Carlin did exactly this. Actually, now that I think of it, we can't expect him to be able to reach the very people he was meaning to criticise! So go ahead and say what you will.

[@insidiousfastidious6224]

Wayne Harmon what???? That’s an absolute lie first of all about death toll and religion coming second in that race because even nazis were driven by race and religion hence “the holocaust” and even if you don’t want to count that one and ignorantly call it simply nazism then fine but you do realize religious wars still continue today and in the past they have recorded wars lasting decades long with a couple billion in death tolls????? I mean it’s cute you want so bad,y believe religion is great and it can be in ways but like any system that man made, it’s very flawed.

[@spartanche9314]

"Obedience and respect should not be automatic they should earned"

[@ravenfeathesDVM]

Spartan Che Well said 💕

[@createmymy7851]

Says the guy who was an abusive husband, an absentee father who hardly met his children, a crack addict and alcoholic. There was rumble in the jungle at their homes when he comes backs from touring. Constant fightings while his waifu. No wonder why he hates religion with a passion. He was lonely and sad. He was desperate to show that he is not guilty and often finds reason to justify his actions by attacking religion. For all the acts he did with his free will he would blame it all on others, a person with dignity or honor. He lived miserable and died cold and miserable. I feel sorry for him. He was hunted.

[@MajorMlgNoob]

@@createmymy7851 source?

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[@createmymy7851]

@@MajorMlgNoob his family members says it all the time. Look at their interviews. He couldn't pulled his life together yet made a living preaching society and communities to pull it together. He was a priest of his own religion and other older religions stood in his way. For the dollars. Preach religion while attacking religion seems like the new religion nowadays.

[@maskedmarvyl4774]

The fact that so many self-appointed religious spokesmen found Carlin so threatening says more about them than Carlin's criticism of religion....

[@jocelynthompson8409]

Amen!!

[@nightmare1861]

Yeah

[@Trainmaster909]

Jocelyn Thompson lol

[@TheArabConservative]

You're too dumb to know how stupid you are

[@ams4328]

@@jocelynthompson8409 Lol

[@someuser6796]

“If you tell people the truth, you better make them laugh or they will kill you” - Shakespeare

[@calmsalt]

Wonderful quote

[@twsartadventures3660]

thats not shakespeare, it doesn't even sound like shakespeare.

[@calmsalt]

@@twsartadventures3660 still a great quote regardless

[@3.1422]

Which shakespear is this

[@3.1422]

@Jay McDanieL 😂

[@garypickford2313]

“Religion is like a pair of shoes… Find one that fits you, but don’t make me wear your shoes. “ -George Carlin

[@schloob]

EricaAdolfo Serrano yea

[@dMari3871]

@Roland Thank you. I was losing the will, but your words helped me finish this long wank session. Also thank the big man up in the sky, for me too. Nevermind, he was probably already watching me.

[@debbieathy5204]

Definitely

[@Utnapiishtim]

@Roland your bible is just words on a book. Outside of it there is no concrete evidence for your god.

[@aim-9sidewinder550]

@Roland lol nigga its still a book with words and a gay ass story. mythology sounds more fuckin badass, i'd rather have gods with random elements destroying shithead humans because we suffer too much. all hail death

[@PetiHuber]

"Thou shall keep thy religion to thyself." Yes. Thank you.

[@Mads-hl8xj]

i wish. but no..i see crosses,churches all around..reminded by this insanity constantly. ...just crazy.

[@thething2723]

I get Christians going to my door tryin to convert me and they see the pride flag in my hall and they kinda leave.

[@TheMrfoxguy]

@@thething2723 lol the perfect religion deterrent.

[@soygato2722]

Coy Leigh Love thy neighbour amirite?

[@raysalmon6566]

Jesus taught in the temple daily

[@toe2toe22]

This is why Carlin is one of the greatest comedians that ever lived.

[@THERIIS]

Seriously we are comedians! He is telling the real facts and truth in his style!

[@bradleymoore2797]

"Tell ya what. If there is a god, may he strike this crowd dead. See. Nothing happened." xD

[@dorothysnell9119]

Best "truth telling" comedian I ever heard in my life! He was groundbreaking & brutally honest!

[@flashwachook]

You mean the greatest comedian ever. Even the greats like louis ck and bill burr mentioned that carlin had a major influence on them.

[@rembink]

@@suecastillo4056 except he was not honest, just a raging moron who had no facts - a wasted life now burning in hell for eternity and if you could hear his screams, the shear terror would make you fall to your knees and beg God for forgiveness

[@naota3k]

How to avoid copyright claims: PUT IT IN A STARGATE.

[@calmsalt]

Can't argue with that logic 😂

[@TeamSilentAssassin]

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[@trafalgard.waterlaw7330]

Well Stargate is at least an amazing series. And surprisingly anti-god.

[@scarmsaniiaggrey1646]

😅

[@thething2723]

DO IT

[@denksehno]

The more I watch Carlin the more I see him as a philosopher and a sceptic than a comedian. What an amazing guy he was.

[@oskarfabian5200]

that is what stand up comedy is supposed to be about

[@lendavoice60]

denksehno he was one of a kind and I'm glad he was during my lifetime

[@ScienceTalkwithJimMassa]

He had several periods to his career. He did become a social commentator and philosopher later in his career. I was fortunate to see him perform in 1989. I think he is the best comedian - ever.

[@guywhite667]

He was the greatest Philosopher of my time.

[@buckyhate7695]

King George once said that at one point, he considered himself a comedian, who wrote his own material. He then realised that he was a writer, that performed his material. He was so much more than a mere comedian, philosopher, and cynic.

[@crashburn3292]

And THIS is why so many religious people hated Carlin. But if you think about it, they only hate him because he hit very close to home. If his jokes were weak and made no sense, they wouldn't mind what he said. But because he could make the 10 commandments look ridiculous, they HATED him. "But he loves you." "And he needs money!" Yeah, those punchlines pissed them right off..

[@TeamRocketHQR]

I've thought about the money thing too. And he made all us why would he need us for anything at all? I believe in God but I question a lot of it. I always try to keep a open mind about this and listen to others as well. And that whole thing of it's basically God's way or you suffer forever there is no 3rd or whatever other choice. I'm sure we all could go on for hours on end about all this too. And yes I'm a fan of Carlin. Found him through the Bill & Ted movies.

[@steveholmes5207]

Absolutely agree religious people need the church or whatever religious organisations to think for them because they really can't think for themselves or face reality of live its tough deal with it stop wanting religion as a crutch

[@steveholmes5207]

@Mary Davis oh how he was right watch bill hicks very similar to George bill died far to young aged 36 from cancer he is u tube though

[@alone2break]

@@steveholmes5207 not for muslims..we dont need any religious organizations..

[@daverepole9283]

Because Carlin speaks the truth and religion hates the truth.

[@jeddmerton6877]

Imagine if George could see the world today… he’d have a field day.

[@__3800]

That would be epic. Last 20 years would give him enough material for 1000 years. RIP legend, we pray to you today.

[@og-greenmachine8623]

What’s changed? Same sh*t, different a*sholes...

[@no-lifenoah7861]

He wouldn't be suprised

[@Makarosc]

Maybe they'll make an AI

[@CaptRicoSakara]

“Field Day”? It’s just a word. The reality of today is much, much worse.

[@dummyvariable4253]

"What, 11 commandments, are you kidding me, get the fuck outta here". Laughed so hard at that

[@sesemunasia8681]

Haha!

[@shanaiajishin7269]

The one man that can do comedy while being dead serious

[@ryanmoore9029]

Bill Hicks

[@luispinheirodosmontes7219]

...and seriously dead at the same time

[@illuminate7496]

Yeah, perhaps he shouldn't have asked to be dead. :(

[@illuminate7496]

@@luispinheirodosmontes7219 ...be careful what you wish for. You can't say he wasn't asking for it.

[@illuminate7496]

@@neoflyboy Yeah...sure...whatever.

[@iGavid_Doggins]

One of the sharpest minds comedy has ever seen... A big loss!! R.I.P George.

[@iGavid_Doggins]

@@Poetikaliz So what exactly is your point?

[@danielkandovazu2837]

True

[@iGavid_Doggins]

@daAnder71 You know that GC would hate YOU for speaking for him and deciding what "Meaningless" means to him. LOL

[@yourhuckleberry6757]

@@gavinwilke2874 Jewish or Muslim? Mohammad didnt have anymore proof then Abraham... The Levant had many religions.. Why Romans made a religion out of a dead Jew. Your family could have been Christian or Hindu. The Quran has No more proof then the,Torah,Talmud,Catholic and British bibles or Lord of the rings.

[@louton59]

your huckleberry what are you talking about no religion has any proof to be real

[@breeinatree4811]

The first time i heard George Carlin i was 9. Over 60 years later and i still love listening to him. I learned to think for myself and question everything from listening to him. He is gone too soon.

[@dmtvsd2653]

We must admit, he was trying to educate people by acting as a comedian because he knew that people wouldn't listen to him if he would show his real identity of a philosopher. Greeting from Greece.

[@zopa3824]

Dmt Vsd για ελληνας το εχεις με τα αγγλικα αδελφε!!

[@rtgsbeano]

Dmt Vsd I

[@alexk7286]

Just wanted to say great country visited last year thanks for the hospitality from a American.

[@bodhicougar]

Exactly! He was a philosopher. RIP, George.

[@goodwilj]

He was dead on about our owners. And he paid the ultimate price for telling the truth.

[@arctos49]

"Religion was invented when the first con man met the first fool." -- Mark Twain

[@barrymusgrove9900]

“The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.”

[@barrymusgrove9900]

Hi, Jeff I absolutely saw the position I'd put myself in. It's just I saw it yesterday and wanted to try it out. Apparently, it's been ascribed to Oscar Wilde but the article I read said more likely Somerset Maughan. Would have put a smiley face after, but it's funnier being a serious asshole criticizing a quote with a quote that criticises the critic :)

[@barrymusgrove9900]

;)

[@VegasStarDancer]

LOVE it. I'm adding it to my collection of quotes. Thanks!

[@HughJaxident67]

+TheRockstar871 How many times do you post this same comment on multiple threads you automaton!?!?

[@matrixgaming1008]

Apparently when my dad was a kid he was kicked out of church for asking too many questions, he said things like “if God is real then when is he coming by? And why does he need money if he’s all powerful?”

[@ananya8232]

Tell him he was an icon

[@daffyslooney2867]

When I was about seven or eight years old, I asked similar questions to my father. He said simply, "you don't need to know." And with that, I sort of knew he didn't know either. But I didn't question him-or I would have gotten a beating-true story. I'm in my early 60s now.

[@rembink]

maybe because those questions were not inquisitive but disruptive. When is God coming by - that is not a question, that is mocking. Obviously your dad is an idiot. Why does God need money? Sounds like your dad is/was a cheap ass loser. God does not need money, but common sense tells normal people that the church has real every day expenses and everyone who donates does so willingly. Your dad got to go to church for free if he chose. The fact you are sharing this in this context proves you are as dumb as him

[@joudabdullah3845]

I got humiliated by religion teachers in school when she suggested the hijab (in Islam) should be a law and all women should wear it and I disagreed everyone laughed and I cried 😞

[@Cbd_7ohm]

@@rembink Ok cultist.

[@yordalyn]

Voltaire: It is forbidden to kill; therefore all murderers are punished unless they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets.

[@johndoney1703]

@Yorda No no the sixth commandment says do not murder, that is more selfish than GOD`s reasons for removing wicked persons, or even nations!!

[@yordalyn]

@@johndoney1703 That's the point Voltaire was making. He was having a dig at the ruling/religious class.

[@Shanaoh]

How is this comedy? This guy's spittin' out straight facts.

[@reyesandres9887]

Thats why we love him

[@Shanaoh]

@King of the Rats that's why we're all a joke

[@nikkienova9440]

Maybe you can't understand it or life then

[@josephfigliuolo7286]

Good comedy can have factual interpretations

[@karimkopra]

half facts is the base to every "lie result"

[@daniellong4607]

Just started listening to him. He's a damn genius

[@patriciapowell4097]

you got that right..thats how it used to be 50 years ago...it was Happy Days for real

[@antoniomontana5778]

He was. He passed away a few years back. R.I.P.

[@y7952]

Larry Cavalli what are you up to buddy?

[@y7952]

Larry Cavalli ?

[@equilibrium1999]

Dude you're so fuckin lucky you have no diea how many hundreds of thousands of people would do anything to relive this anew.

[@irishnich4456]

"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large group" --George Carlin

[@RobMccoy17]

He was talking directly to a large group(the audience) when saying this. Get it?

[@RobMccoy17]

@@irishnich4456 You didn't get it. He's talking to a large group of stupid people who're eating everything he utters. No doubt after they left that arena, they sung his praises. THAT is the power. The power to influence.

[@FOY43]

Atheists smh

[@FOY43]

aaron bacchus Stalin, Hitler, Mao so much for religious violence.....

[@FOY43]

aaron bacchus That doesn't even make sense. Do you know what atheist means

[@markoutwithmark]

This makes more sense than anything any priest has ever said to me.

[@robinorg1]

well duh

[@ronburgandy5006]

George freed me from religion...after 30 years of having my head filled like a jelly donut, one day while searching for music to listen to, I saw a clip of George, clicked it and it changed me forever...after watching his take on religion, I researched it myself...and it opened my eyes....that was 10 years ago...Been free of the chains ever since. Miss ya George, Thank you so much....

[@ohmygosh4761]

😂

[@kenzcelim4550]

you are my hero mate, thank you for beliving actual evidenc. Science is real beauty my friend, if anybody could be usunderstanding of you, we might have already discovered timetravel :D

[@Pumpkin3.14pi]

He did close of the same for me in a way. I really stopped believing around 10 years old reading the bible. Until I was about 15 years old I was still said I believed in God just had problems with some things. Then around 15 years old I got into Carlin and he made me realize I didn't need to be ashamed for believing in reality and the magical world of science. George is like a prophet to me.

[@DrowningSorrows1]

He's changed the way I view a lot of things in life too. Although I was never big into religion after hearing him it all finally clicked as to why I felt that way.

[@calebniederhofer678]

Ron Burgandy this guy likes to make fun of Christianity , but he has zero facts based on anything. There is only one bible , one living God. There have been hundreds of witnesses that saw Jesus in person , hundreds that witnessed miracles. Nothing has ever been disproven out of the Bible.

[@leonardoives7076]

"some parents deserve respect, most don't" thanks for acknowledging that abusive relationships with parents exist and you shouldn't be forced to love someone who abuses you.

[@BohoStitcher]

Amen. Not even love, but obey and respect. As Carlin says, these things are EARNED. Unfortunately, children know no different until theyre exposed to the world. Which is why many abusive parents keep their kids on a ridiculously short leash.

[@maryclutterbuck7183]

Daddy Carlin opening my eyes to the dark truth

[@infinity-gn9xq]

@blad90 they dnt have to be abusive to be bad parents.. Most dnt knw how to raise a child..

[@infinity-gn9xq]

@blad90 but is he lying or trying to manipulate perception?? Religion is crazy.. People believe burning people alive is okay, coz gods want it.. That is crazy. Lol.. You dnt have to have cancer to knw its bad news.. Probably he just speaking if his own and other people's experiences.. The whole idea of God is dubious to begin with..

[@infinity-gn9xq]

@blad90 so your point is people are well capable of killing other people without religion being the only reason..? Wow, what a revelation.. Mind blown sir, mind blown.. Isn't the whole point of divinity is to protect its followers? Isn't that the core of all our prayers, to keep us safe from harm... And yet people good or bad die without any intervention from God! So what's the point.. Why not just learn and teach civility and moral codes in English or which ever language u understand than some books which most of us can't read any way..

[@thegreatdaveo]

God is all-powerful, all-seeing and omnipotent. And he needs to borrow $20.

[@Shadow11237]

No *people* need to borrow $20

[@Lewa500]

@@Shadow11237 On his behalf, apparently.

[@human1513]

It does not borrow. It keeps. Lol.

[@theterribleanimator1793]

@Roland and for very expensive infrastructure apparently.

[@scottkraft1062]

I think it's 20%

[@slammajamma5435]

I love George Carlin more than anyone in history. He was a truth teller & a very wise man. Truth & decency are the only commandments we need.

[@obamajoker7166]

He was a comedian lmao. He would probably laugh at your stupid face for worshipping him like this

[@marcusmuse4787]

so according to George carlin "More people have been killed in the name of God than for any other reason." but he's actually wrong according to encyclopedia of wars of 1,763 wars in human history only 7% were religious in nature the other 93% were all secular.

[@MrBratnip]

More than just a comedian -- a courageous thinker and writer, and an actor -- and the best comedian I've ever seen or heard -- the smartest, the funniest and the best master of the English language among them all.

[@laurabryant9281]

Ben Broomhall Yes...amen...lol

[@veryzen1]

Couldn’t have said it better... how I WISH HE WERE STILL ALIVE. IMAGINE THE FUN HE WOULD HAVE WITH THIS PRESENT SOCIO-ECONOMIC CLIME AND ALL THE CORRUPT POLITICIANS...BLOWS MY MIND THINKING OF THE THINGS HE’D SAY...

[@proudpancake3441]

“Some parents deserve respect, most of them don’t”

[@JanetStarChild]

Totally true.

[@MrBurns-um2id]

PERIOD!

[@flightrisk7566]

on the one hand, parents are just people on the other, we don't need to be _told_ to hold them in high regard; many of us, small children and vulnerable individuals in particular, are psychologically hard-wired to view good caretakers that way intrinsically but if you have children to produce labor because your economy is driven by menial work, then the whole deal gets kind of screwy because it's not just about fostering good feelings in the intimate family unit, but also about propping up the community's livelihood through agricultural means it's sort of like enshrining small businesses or farm subsidies in modern legislature

[@you3ee]

Something tells me yours DONT

[@ariannsr2263]

The most funny part

[@gardnerhappy2114]

Truely a brilliant man. He told the truth. I wonder what he would say about what our country is going through in 2019. He is truly missed.

[@sha11235]

He would've thought the system really had collapsed, as he predicted.

[@ebiljebus]

The only thing he got wrong is the bit between 9:21 and 9:32 in this video.

[@AnthonyD28]

He would say...... thank God for Trump !!!

[@ChoseDeath]

@@sha11235 Oh yeah, we're really collapsing. What fucking nonsense.

[@elnardowebster2842]

@daAnder71 a lot of people haven't gotten the message.........which is.....we're fucked up !!! lol

[@isaacalexander1469]

“In the interest of logic, something religion is very uncomfortable with...” 😂

[@Traveler-jq6or]

Isaac Alexander 🤣🤣🤣 uncomfortable is a understatement wanna use some logic where did you come from? How about your parents? How about your parents, parents now that’s some logic right there you know damn well we were created... to say we don’t know is laughable

[@Alex-qn3me]

Ryan O 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I am not assuming anything just using logic🤪 stick to the theories I have living proof aka the kjv bible along with history to back me up...

[@Alex-qn3me]

Ryan O 🤣🤣🤣🤣 and what lies are your referencing to? As for logic it makes total sense I’ll give you a example does a new born baby fend for itself? Wrap your brain around that one😂🤪

[@Alex-qn3me]

Ryan O or how about for example the world around you does it get better? Does it evolve? I think not it’s deteriorates... the wages for sin is death...

[@Alex-qn3me]

Ryan O 🤣🤣🤣 how about equality and the world coming together and having universal language called English just like back in genesis 🤣 the Bible said after there kind hello? Just like how knowledge increased back than it’s happening today...

[@ndikhokhele6054]

"if churches used half the money they make and the buildings they build and gave them back to the community we'd be alright. Why doesn't God let the ghetto kids stay in the church buildings with gold ceilings and coloured windows. Why does God need a building to talk to me?" - 2 pac

[@grandmalovesmebest]

LV Alex Bc in the morning all the gold would be ripped out of the walls.🙄

[@Alknix]

@@grandmalovesmebest Weird. That thing supposedly murdered people just for peeking into its mystery box. And yet it cannot stop them from vandalising its temples?

[@WeAreNotSheep2023]

100% agree with you. Man made BS to control people and make $$$. I see a gigantic building around every corner designed to control the masses. Did I mention they are tax free too? Their sole objective is to lure the sheep into the buildings and hand them a basket asking for 10% of their income. If they don't comply, they will face bad luck and an eternity in hell. That's how you control the masses and keep them in line. Smh...

[@r.m.k.1974]

well in reallity ZAKKAT(2.5% of month earning collected in 12 months in 1 year) is suppose to given to poor. Of course that community such as Religious buildings would not spend most of the money on poor. If they did,there wouldn't be poor. They instead spend on nice car,clothes. Qur'an is last relevation.To understand things watch islam

[@leonardob.486]

The Church was never a building, the Church is everywhere where are chatolics, in the past the Church was always in someones house and people decided to make a building where everyone can pray to God, you guys need to check about what you're saying before you post something.

[@stevencoffman34]

George was a one of a kind and severely missed

[@dcowboys6213]

There are plenty of pussy following fucktard libtards go to California

[@DC2022AZ]

@@dcowboys6213 fuck off you punk ass POS..

[@apmfer]

@@dcowboys6213 Calm down you idiot you rly hate the truth

[@braheel1234567]

Respect & obedience shouldn’t be automatic, it should be earned

[@JaelinBezel]

Yeah! Take that, CONFUCIOUS!

[@MrLuna098]

It’s both contextual and situational, because Honor Thy Mother and Father shows that these people deserve our obedience and respect because they procreated us, but the question is whether we are going to give or take it; that is choice. Respect and obedience is different for someone who is not related, because the whole saying that, “I will only give you respect if you don’t respect me” is contradictory since respect is deserved to the ones who has the qualities to be respected. Pettiness is not a respectful trait.

[@absoutezeo2126]

@@MrLuna098 You speak from a misunderstanding. The implication is clearly "if you want *special* respect and obedience, you must show you're worthy of it." Most people have a basic respect for others' lives and rights, what people mean when they say "you must earn my respect" is that if *you* expect to be respected so much as to be obeyed, you have to earn that. There is nothing petty about wanting to be treated as equal rather than inferior.

[@amosd8964]

Some people just don't want there to be a God so they can live however they want. Good and evil exist but without a God there is no good and evil. Everyone will go to hell unless they have their sins paid for by Jesus sacrifice. Jesus was the only one that never sinned. Only by accepting Him and converting to christianity can we have eternal life. Read the Bible for yourself because most churches don't teach what the Bible says.

[@FallingStars-h9b]

Amos D amen brother

[@Ducati_Guy]

“But he loves you 🐒 he loves you and he needs money 💵 😆” George Carlin is absolutely amazing!! I can never get enough of his comedy.

[@sharonpopolow6874]

I grew up when George Carlin was at his prime in comedy. I didn't get him back then, but now that I'm older, i really get him. He was a genius.

[@jamesagwe2981]

Joe bless you

[@benz500r]

He is dead, but his jokes are still relevant today.

[@tonysmith5812]

He died and then received a shock.

[@bigchivo4199]

He dieds? :(

[@SeaJay_Oceans]

He is Catholic, so at worst he had to hang out cracking jokes in pergatory, until his friends said enough Rosary prayers to Mary most Virgin so he could walk up the mountain and humbly join the winged angels in Heaven. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Purgatorio But being George, he probably just took the express glass casino elevator up the side of the mountain, then just enjoys hanging outside the pearly gates by the door, with Jake & Silent Bob. kzbin.info/www/bejne/d2fZn6aootKIkJY

[@save_bandit]

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[@cctomcat321]

I really wish I could hear him tear Trump a new asshole. That's the one thing I feel I'm missing. Carlin's takedown.

[@ngirabedechal]

Carlin really wasn't a comedian; he was a philosopher and thinker. He made it funny for us, but these are real ideas meant to challenge us to think about stuff we assume are true about life. whether you agree or not with what he says you have to consider his point. comedy is just about being funny, nothing wrong with that, but I just want to point out that guys like George Carlin, Richard Pryor, and even Dave Chapel get pretty deep with some very serious issues and people listen and are affected. The craft of stand up comedy, I think, is greatly underrated as a major driver of social commentary. There should be awards to recognize their contribution in that regard--real awards though, not like oscar or grammy; more like a nobel. just saying.

[@splashboomcrash]

Don't forget Bill Hicks!

[@tigbeast5257]

Bill hicks

[@terrikayy]

You should check out Bill Hicks. If you get NETFLIX: www.netflix.com/title/70043231. He will make you laugh and think about everything.

[@scottbreon9448]

Not really, it was more just common sense. Which is something that most people lack these days

[@chipsounder4633]

bill hicks too

[@no_trespassing]

Carlin was a good guy, telling truth through humour

[@djstantsia7905]

By far , the most intelligent comedian out there. The King

[@mikekrcma1352]

He's been dead for quite some time now though

[@Seabee156]

Mike Krcma your point? There’s a lot comedians that are notable, but no one can hold a candle to George other than Richard Pryor and he’s been dead for a long time, too

[@katyungodly]

Seabee156 Louis CK was pretty good but he’s still nowhere near as intelligent or prolific as Carlin.

[@LivingHe11]

@James Arnold you mean the kind of stupid that starts shit in the comment section over someone else's opinion.

[@MedranoHijo]

No other comedian. And I mean no other has dared crossed the boundaries he has. Fuck Robert Lee. Give Carlin a statue.

[@ryanw1140]

A vibrator that plays "come all ye faithful" brilliant

[@vitaliyfursov2011]

Thatk's man u made my day :)))))

[@dianedoncheski9620]

Merry Christmas Ryan

[@LifeStyle____]

diane doncheski cay u ycy

[@dianedoncheski9620]

You look predictably female.

[@matturner6890]

“If you tell people the truth, you better make them laugh or they will kill you” - George Bernard Shaw, or Gloria Steinem, but definitely not shakespeare

[@swinetrek]

Oscar Wilde

[@hermanhelmich]

You know The Shake yourself?

[@matturner6890]

@@hermanhelmich yeah we smoked a big fatty together yesterday and he told me he never said that. The more you know.

[@buffalobillsfan9479]

George, You had always been way ahead of your time on so many levels, I honestly don’t know where to begin. Hope you have been fine since passing, and I want you to know that you have always been a member of the family. R.I.P. George Carlin 1937-2008

[@juba9575]

This guy is one of the most intelligent people i have ever seen on screen!

[@crazyt0wnplays661]

Your not very intelligent you could not have capitalized the I that really bothers me that you are lazy enough to put i.

[@howardelpato362]

@@crazyt0wnplays661 yeah no one really cares, Fuck off.

[@mhxybeats653]

CRAZY T0WN PLAYS “your not very intelligent” read that again dawg..

[@luigi7834]

@@crazyt0wnplays661 You don't even know how to use your vs. you're

[@guts8770]

not really he just tells you what you want to hear

[@jkgramps]

I've been a Carlin fan since the early 70's - a VERY wise man!!

[@soukaya8573]

''thou shall keep thy religion to thyself''

[@goodwilj]

Tell that to Christians who push it on us 24/7.

[@averageshortking7949]

Cough cough MORMONS cough

[@akeem4772]

goodwilj If someone had the knowledge to eternal life, you can't call them bad for wanting to share that information. As a matter of fact, it would be selfish if they didn't.

[@idkjay_478]

@@goodwilj yet atheist always talk about it

[@freshevansGloryBeToYah]

Religion On Trial u believe in satan?

[@lostandlast2829]

"If there is a god may he strike this audience dead" George, that ending was just phenomenal. It's not about your believes, but what the society needs to evolve. May your kind heart be able to find a better world to live. Bless to you ma boy.

[@shockwavesteve]

If this society needs to evolve, then why didn’t they do it 4,200 years ago during the early Bronze Age?

[@SafeBurrito5465]

@@shockwavesteve 2,000 years after the bronze age people burned women to death because they were scared of plants.

[@shockwavesteve]

Human Being Bruh we all know the medieval period was dumb

[@SafeBurrito5465]

@@shockwavesteve then why would people before them change society for the better?

[@shockwavesteve]

Human Being Because before them were the Romans and not Germanic barbarian kingdoms trying to imitate the Romans?

[@taylorjams4845]

I remember when i was a lot younger. The pastor of the church i was attending had a sermon on how the bible was factually proven to be 99% accurate in translation from the the OG Hebrew versions. then i grew up and educated myself. I realized he was either a liar or just a sheep leading a herd of sheep.

[@karimtabrizi376]

Probably a sheep and a liar which is worse.

[@KiamKweli]

The blind leading the blind essentially.

[@ArchOwl]

@Jason McGlade Are you a service dog if you lead a group of blind people or a car if you stand in a garage? No, because it's based on context. Don't be intentionally dense, it doesn't help anyone understand.

[@LiquoredUp]

I would've asked him, "Can you tell me the 1% that isn't accurate?"

[@mikekrcma1352]

Basically he's a was a lying creep

[@travaresjones9829]

But he loves you and needs money 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'm DYING

[@pikachu7173]

😂😂😂👌🤘

[@karimtabrizi376]

Says it all

[@MrBlue-km8qv]

my wife knows CPR you said you were dying so maybe it was worth a shot. Free chest pumps while you wait for the ambulance. but if you need you really need help. Now you know. i know you werent really dying. Take it easy Peace bro.

[@garygraham2513]

An absolutely brilliant Human Being who, from school to the military, was thrown out of every organized group he that he became a part of. Simply because he saw that "something was Not Quite Right" and he had the audacity to ask "Why"? Kinda pissed those folks off! George, you made me look at the world through New Eyes ever time I listened to you. Still works today! Thank you for that. And, Boy, do I miss you!!!

[@bigchivo4199]

Hes died?

[@garygraham2513]

@@bigchivo4199 that's why I spoke in past tense. We all die, just a question of when.

[@bigchivo4199]

@@garygraham2513 No wayy.. bro im 9 my mom never told me this

[@bigchivo4199]

@@garygraham2513 what happens when we die??

[@garygraham2513]

@@bigchivo4199 . Enlightenment. What are you gonna do with the rest of your life?

[@Colin12475]

We need more people like George Carlin.

[@nicholasbatty8923]

this behaviour is taken care of by the mental health system

[@Colin12475]

@@nicholasbatty8923 I hope that someday religious fanaticism is defined of as a mental illness by DSM-5.

[@marcusmuse4787]

so according to George carlin "More people have been killed in the name of God than for any other reason." but he's actually wrong according to encyclopedia of wars of 1,763 wars in human history only 7% were religious in nature the other 93% were all secular.

[@eddyraye5825]

GEORGE, YOU"RE NO LONGER WITH US, BUT YOU LEFT US YOUR STUFF...

[@pam1574]

EddyRaye Yes he did!! I put his stuff with my stuff 😆

[@eddyraye5825]

Pam S - WHERE AM I GONNA KEEP MY STUFF ???

[@pam1574]

EddyRaye I can clear out a space for your stuff next to mine and George’s stuff😁😂😆. Are u moving in too?? Lmao!

[@iiits20]

nah your stuff is shit...my shit is stuff lol

[@eddyraye5825]

@@iiits20 you keep your stuff and smoke your shit...

[@Foontflaky]

I put George Carlin at the same level as Mark Twain. Simply brilliant social commentary,delivered as only George can.

[@tigerlily7246]

Agree

[@terrikayy]

David, I am with you. Two of my true heroes! Have you seen the comic Bill Hicks? Different delivery but same social commentator attitude. Brilliant!

[@poisonsquid37]

George Carlson is smart but seriously? He doesn't offer anything new to the debate, he just makes it funny. Mark Twain made art that will last for thousands of years.

[@abc456f]

David Heck How I wish George was still alive. I'd love to hear his take on Trump. It would be legendary. As for Mark Twain's slant on Trump he said, "It's easier to fool a man than convince him he's being fooled."

[@poisonsquid37]

srg914 Yet you don't apply that same logic to yourself. Maybe they aren't fools maybe they just disagree with you? Ever thought of that?

[@vivExp]

Man, I miss this guy ...

[@karentaylor8270]

Me too. He was real.

[@tracybrooks5971]

right there with you! Talk about one of a kind......(I wonder if that would have annoyed him,"talk about...", so we gonna 'talk about' one of a kind? I can just hear him now)

[@muffDiverJinn]

Me too

[@jul9cuz]

You mean like you want to hug him or you just like his comedy? It can be both.

[@despairthewumbo9804]

Honestly .

[@BobMacPhee-uc3yj]

I was lucky enough to go see one of George's shows many years ago. It gave me chills to even be in the same room with him. What a privilege it was! The best comedian who ever lived! Holy jumping shit balls I miss him!!!

[@donholmes3267]

This must be Jim Lahey , spitting shitballs ?

[@suzystone244]

" Religious hustlers .... 10 sounds official .... the decimal system. " " Known today as marketing. " Thank You George Carlin ❤🇱🇷

[@BenniekdaReal]

Here in 2020!!! I see now why he’s Dave Chapelle’s favorite. Now he’s one of mines. RIP legend.

[@JayN_101]

Blue Fire Keep believing in that sky daddy fucking piece of religious shit

[@firstandlastswagman269]

The aliens Are here Well the hare Krishna

[@brigham2250]

We need Carlin back so bad right now.

[@proditoresmoriendum86]

He would be sued for hurting feelings

[@andreav318]

Dude his head would explode 🤯

[@caldoreo]

Ask joe pesci for that or ask the sun, maybe who knows

[@maskedmarvyl4774]

Him and Christopher Hitchens. Isn't it strange that they passed away just before things got their darkest.

[@lauriewahl10]

Bill Maher

[@gina928]

This man is timeless. The best and most intelligent comedian there was.

[@marcusmuse4787]

so according to George carlin "More people have been killed in the name of God than for any other reason." but he's actually wrong according to encyclopedia of wars of 1,763 wars in human history only 7% were religious in nature the other 93% were all secular.

[@marymillar8605]

Never had the opportunity to see him in a live show, but I sure enjoy his videos. Love, Love, Love them.

[@Anal0Avenger]

Remembered a line from movie stand up guys: "we die twice. once when the breath leaves the body, and once when the last person we know says our name". I think that is beautiful, like his work is.

[@baldilocks1914]

Same here, wish I had.

[@mitchkahle314]

There's little mystery as to why humans worshipped the Sun. It is the only object that humans cannot look at without receiving immediate pain in return.

[@dhavalsolani1111]

Besides looking at your crush with her boyfriend

[@Crutoiful]

@@dhavalsolani1111 good one. fuck man hit right in the soul

[@mwanikimwaniki6801]

@@dhavalsolani1111 Fuck you😭😭😭

[@mofojinkins]

We need George Carlin today more than anyone else.

[@thething2723]

We need this man to kill all those Nazis with his satire

[@thedarkforce9596]

@Evan Coleman the reason why is because in today's society its pure gold for him and his sense of humor I don't know what he will think about Trump being president today but he'll probably tear him a new hole

[@orion5470]

“Results like these do not belong on the resume of a supreme being.” - a pretty cool line

[@liesheal]

What I love most about this is the comment section, and specifically the trolls are nowhere to be found because Carlin’s logic is infallible

[@timwilliams1603]

LOL! Right?! You got that one, right, Zach! Well put! :)

[@davejan744]

Zachery Jones , Carlins logic is incomplete. NOT biblically based. IS Based on his experiences in one of the most corrupt "religions" ever invented. No wonder hes gutshot & right, "religion" IS BULLSHIT!! True christianity ISNT religious, its a 1 on 1 personal relationship w our creator. Just READ the New Testament for yourself. Its short but mindboggeling. BTW, God did give Moses the 10 commandments KNOWING we could never fulfill them. It was a setup for better things to come, I.E. the NEW TESTAMENT. God used the Old Testament as an example, mostly of what NOT to do & its consequences. ALL of humanity is screwed up, no exceptions. But, God gave us a way out, GRACE! Unmerretted, unearned favor through the cross of Christ. Just read the New Testament, youll figure it out. Good Luck & God Bless!!

[@liesheal]

Dave Jan you’re using a fictional book as evidence. It’s a collection of stories.

[@liesheal]

Nite Rocks why am I a troll? Lol I genuinely like Carlin’s stand up

[@darthreaper6311]

Dave Jan My parents are Christian and they took me to a church when I was 5. I knew as soon as I heard Jesus resurrected someone from the dead the bible was full of shit. Now I'm 21 almost 22 and a Thiestic Satanist not only because I love Lucifer to death and( know like I have since I was 11 that he wasn't the villian as no one is pure good or pure evil) but because I, like all Thiestic Satanists are not controlled by a book people claim to be written by their God. We get our information straight from him or a Demon. There is no middle man. However Lucifer encourages us to find our own knowledge and helps us only when we truly need it and encourages to find our own path in life and not let someone influence us to believe a certain way.

[@xavierrose8208]

So George didn't die, he just went into a StarGate?

[@vincenthall706]

he has not died , he has ascended !!!!

[@Fel1xF7W]

@@vincenthall706 Carlin would have wanted us to accept that he's dead, this does not mean however that his teachings are obsolete, they are quite the opposite

[@nonamemcgillicutty9585]

He's in a garage in Pittsburgh or something

[@Kleptar1]

@@vincenthall706 To where?

[@BeatboxMitchel]

No, the fear of death made it impossible for him to die. He just passed away :D

[@BobABooey.]

I wish he was still here to see whats happened since he's been gone.

[@therealwild1]

Even George would be speechless at this cluster f#ck.

[@JD-yt8zh]

I would have loved to have seen George and Christopher Hitchens having a chat. Would have been great. Miss them both,

[@firstalt7210]

He loves you AND HE NEEDS MONEY! *HE ALWAYS NEEDS MONEY!!!*

[@derekanderson9549]

Babička Petersonová he allowed you you your own choice. He will allow you to do what you want. But while you are here, it's not love .. it's charity... It's what you give back.

[@thenecropolis_ov_former_lo3396]

Derek Anderson sure....."charity"

[@tarlankasra]

Yo Waddup *WRONG & EQUALLY UNCALLED FOR FYI SMH.*

[@heavierthanlight7173]

Derek Anderson give back to whom?

[@louistournas120]

+Derek Anderson: Charity for a church? I don't want some guys to do nothing 6 days a week and just preach 2 hours on sunday to take my money. As for the poor people, they should get jobs. I want the government to take my money and create social services for them and help them get jobs. I have been in such a program, although I was not poor. Socialism is great. Some would call it communism. I hate capitalism: a system where the rich get richer with absolutely no upper limit. They create the laws they want since they are the government. The USA is a good demonstration of a corrupt capitalistic system.

[@haliemaxine3734]

This never gets old! I loved this dude! He was an amazing comedian and always made valid points.

[@ripwar4393]

I fucking love this man mentality more than any other on this fuck planet Rip George Motherfucking Carlin

[@chefboyardee2223]

DaNotoriousEgo DNE HeS eDgY lIkE RiCk AnD mOrTy

[@daveobz5885]

DaNotoriousEgo DNE its a plane homie. not a planet.

[@terrygerych7327]

as with his views on almost everything, i find myself in essential agreement with carlin's views on religion and god. i just wish i could express these views with 1/2 as much humor. making something insanely funny is a great way to get away with saying shit that otherwise either can't be said or would be wildly unpopular. humor is the sweetener that makes the often bitter medicine of truth palatable, and carlin had a great gift for it. he and bill hicks were similar... if u've never listened to mr. bill, u're missing out. he died young from cancer, but left a great body of work behind, like this: kzbin.info/www/bejne/nmfYqnuaf7mUq7s

[@michaeltucker9969]

Pussy Warrior 5

[@Chardonbois]

Brilliant analysis!

[@workwithnature]

The reason people believe in believing is because they hate to face the ultimate unknown.

[@daniele7989]

The infinite vacuum of hypocritical stupidity?

[@workwithnature]

Someone, Better than limited matter that knows it all?

[@daniele7989]

We've gone to abstract, I'm sorry I'm lost here. Im saying the ultimate unknown is how far Hypocrites will go to sound profound despite knowing as little as anyone else and basically repeating the same swill as those who came before them. What are you trying to say?

[@luisalcazar9709]

Work With Nature I totally agree..😂😂😂😂😁😁😁😁😁😃😃😃😃😃😃😃👍

[@funeralbillii9172]

Funny thing, as an Atheist I'm not afraid to die. Yet, every "Christian" (and I use that term VERY lightly bc I'm not sure I've ever met a real one) clings onto life like they're afraid of dying yet they preach about how great heaven is, to sit at God's feet and worship him all day, yeah, sounds like a real party. If heaven is so great then stop going to doctor's Jesus freaks, just pray when you get sick. That way we all win. You go to heaven, and we get a planet free of war.

[@Se0420_]

This man was a jewel. I’m 19 and i just discovered GC. This guy is amazing. Can’t stop watching him.

[@barryetherton4889]

You will learn a lot from Geoge, I am a 64 year old man and I have.

[@Se0420_]

He’s using comedy to look you directly in the face and tell you the TRUTH. Sadly many of us just laugh and continue to march to beat of the drums.

[@karimkopra]

@@Se0420_ that`s pure "comedy" hate speech he is not telling the truth he is telling his own opinion when u say the question and u already have the answer in ur head and say only half of it not the full the answer then this just hate/racist speech when u talk about hell "specific" and put the effort to draw the image and give examples and when its time to talk about heaven u refuse to even mention it then u have an agenda . * when u generalize and say all "religion" but in fact ur talking only about the "bible" and u did`t read any other book then we have a problem be cause that simply u say all he books in this world r stupid be cause i read this 1 book in my hand generalize = racist but sure .....its "FFF n EEE" and now went from generalize to specific all over again to give examples about wars that happened be cause god and religion now its very clear that again he is throwing half of the truth and mixing every thing * what i know is if i hold a book in my hand and i don`t like this book i will go and read another book . that`s what people who seek the truth do they compare they put the ego and the feelings away and use there brain they go to quran or try to know more about buddha to know more about others * but the people who enter an ego war they will twist any thing to win and they will say in the end something like come one kill me now show me ur mighty power he is not the first and he will not be the last and in the end they all lose and what`s make me sad that every thing he said already got an answer in videos on u tube so its really lame its really stupid to have some one like zakir naik and u still have questions with half an answer

[@WooZIE997]

Miss you George... My dad introduced me to George Carlin when i was 8 years old and i wouldn't have it any other way. We already are in a hell of our own creation. He knew this and tried to lead people to the truth..

[@zazai3883]

He isn’t a comedian; he’s a philosopher.

[@GiantBluebird]

He's both dammit lol

[@cecillec2331]

He is both.

[@A-Aron564]

One of the greatest philosophers of our time. Comedians just look at the world differently because it was cruel to them at some point

[@milenkovacevickelvinmedrano]

No, he is not...

[@whatsup1439]

If only we have more quality comedians or 'influencers' like him today. A real comedian/artist who puts logic forward. There aren't many smart philosophical individuals who are influencing and educating the general public these days..

[@Cee-G]

Who is watching this in 2019..i found him by accident and he his amazingly insightful 🙏🏾🙏🏾.. Oh I wish my parents saw this clip

[@albertoramirezacevedo3581]

Nowtimes some people are afraid to hear the truth. Religions are going to desapear soon.

[@liisavarhalla6348]

I will always watch Mr. CARLIN..genius of truth and logic and comedy.

[@condorX2]

Satan gave us the knowledge, but evil man turned the table on em sort of thing through books, story and tall tales.

[@ayyj_24]

Same

[@narasimhabhogavalli6313]

Your parents most likely saw him on TV Prime Time. I used to watch him in the 90s and he was very popular then, Glad to see people in 2019 enjoying his philosophy and Humor.

[@theloniouscoltrane3778]

Even if you hate this guy, you can't deny that he is a comic genius!

[@bigchivo4199]

How can u hate him

[@johnlopperman2161]

Thel Truth tellers are routinely hated.

[@thething2723]

The only people who hate him are those white racist boys

[@nataliyabaker9905]

THEIONIOUS COLTRANE---HES ABSOLUTELY--GREAT,,,!!!!!!!---HES THE-ONE----WHO-SPEAKS--TRUTH!!!!!!!!

[@theloniouscoltrane3778]

@@nataliyabaker9905 AGREE! 2019

[@mred7924]

Carlin would be remembered as a man who made us laugh with such style and use of a language that otherwise would be offensive for many - He mastered the way to tackle down the issues being around for centuries if not millenniums - RIP>

[@DW-vl2wi]

Carlin was seriously a genius.

[@tobygolding1893]

i've always thought like him, as far back as i can remember ..without drugs! hate 2 see how smart i'd be with hallucinogens but it's on bucket list on death bed wanna try something

[@lensman8]

Gold Waves ...wtf...this is GENIUS TO YOU??? YOU MUST BE one the fucking morons he talks about, that we bump into every day !!

[@Dazarabia522]

wish he was still here

[@alex_9949]

@RectalDiscourse really, this is all stuff u learn in freshmen philosophy classes

[@marcdewey3848]

He was a fool!

[@ernesthendrickson7379]

Carlin was always a genius...

[@joesadajr5272]

Ernest Hendrickson Yes he was indefinitely..agreed.

[@brandonthrasherexodus]

KellyAnn McGregor hes a comedian dumbass lol

[@satan3959]

KellyAnn McGregor Dumb Christian: The lord is my shepherd Smart Atheist: If you need a shepherd then you are a SHEEP

[@SloodermanSloodin]

Brandon Bohn hahhahaha lol comedians can’t be ignorant lol.

[@playinhard]

Such a brilliant wordsmith and a wonderful comic! Sorely missed!

[@SaberisloveSaberislife]

Just discovered George Carlin right now. Legendary.

[@maskedmarvyl4774]

This is probably the best comedy set George Carlin ever did.

[@rembink]

while he is burning right now, he disagrees with you and wishes he was not such a moron his entire life - oh well, to late for him. Unless you repent, when you die it will be too late for you as well

[@rembink]

@@kevinOneil6742 Galatians 1:8 Read it and weep You haven't a clue what the bible actually says. Otherwise you would have said nothing. It helps to read all of it and to actually study it within context. "As I have loved you" He was speaking to the apostles - You should read Genesis where He says He regret making man. It is always easy to spot those who do not study scripture, they talk like you.

[@LivingHe11]

@@rembink your religion like all religions can not pass the two word test. Prove It.

[@pepper419]

@@rembink What you mean, like: Let there be light on day one. And the Sun, the Moon and the Stars only being created on day four? Really, grow up.

[@pepper419]

Comedy? No... this wat a factual lecture. 😅

[@Giggiyygoo]

Saw him live at the old stardust casino in Vegas back in 2005. I was 21 back then, and ashamed to say that I didn't appreciate him then. Not old enough to appreciate the truth bombs he was dropping left and right. But, at least I can say I saw him, and now there's KZbin where I can watch my favorite comedian of all time.

[@mr.goodwinmbamacc4494]

Good post!

[@0x777]

Moses comes down from the mountain. "I got a good and a bad news. Good news, I got him down to 10. Bad news, adultery is still on the list".

[@BeepBeep_773]

You're 11 right? Or 12.

[@0x777]

Thanks. But unfortunately a wee bit later. Let's say I'm closer to George than your guess.

[@EroomYrrah]

check out Father Guido Sarducci ... another old school comedian. he'll tell you about the OTHER commandments.

[@satan3959]

Bill Clinton and Trump hate that one

[@johanneskarlsson6535]

Good one!

[@localman9063]

11:40 Yes! YES! Exactly what I always thought! Back when I was religious and tried my best to understand God. I always find it offensive how people treat an All-knowing All-powerful being like he's their personal buddy or something. And despite the death, poverty and disease all over the world, people ignore all of that and praise God what he's done *for them.* Maybe they were looking for a scholarship and they got it, or there was a massive hurricane that hit a school, 100s of kids died, but their own son survived, Praise be to God!! It baffles me how narcissistical some people can be and they're not even self-aware of it.

[@QuickManEXE]

Well said there.

[@LizzyLizard65]

I wish George was still here. He is sorely missed.

[@snerper]

George was a seer, a man of the truth, he really had this world weighed up!

[@henridevigne6382]

THIS WORLD would be the qualifier in that statment snerper.

[@jaythephoenix]

I would have loved to have heard this guy's take on Trump

[@steve-bl1bl]

I think it would be like this: I'd rather have Trump than Hillary but he is an idiot. I think that's what the average American believes

[@TrevJamesBailey]

@@eternallaurum As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron. H.L. Mencken

[@sebastienmccarthy1483]

Lorenzo Carrillo-Leyva I definitely prefer Hillary, but not by much. I dislike her quite a bit too.

[@frankfrank7921]

@@steve-bl1bl I think you're projecting your own views or simply have not seen enough of Carlin if you can think he would have preferred Trump the same way you feel the average American prefers Trump especially since he lost the popular vote by more than three million. Given his "accomplishments" of the last two years a redo election would result in a landslide for Hilary.

[@steve-bl1bl]

@@frankfrank7921 look I'm not American so I don't know for sure but during the elections I had done some research and I found some links to prove why I prefer Trump over Hillary. Also I haven't watched much of George Carlin but from what I've seen I'd say that he wanted Americans to search and think about who they'd vote. Another sidenote Trump is an immoral prick and I wouldn't say I'm pro Trump, I'm more anti-Hillary than I'm anti-Trump. Why Trump is shit; time.com/4465744/donald-trump-undocumented-workers/ www.washingtonpost.com/politics/inside-the-governments-racial-bias-case-against-donald-trumps-company-and-how-he-fought-it/2016/01/23/fb90163e-bfbe-11e5-bcda-62a36b394160_story.html?noredirect=on&.6f2a5ab135ce www.washingtonpost.com/politics/trump-used-258000-from-his-charity-to-settle-legal-problems/2016/09/20/adc88f9c-7d11-11e6-ac8e-cf8e0dd91dc7_story.html?.8c03f6054b0c Why Hillary is shit www.politifact.com/arizona/statements/2016/jul/11/donald-trump/did-hillary-clinton-take-money-countries-treat-wom/ www.breitbart.com/politics/2016/10/09/hillary-clinton-treated-bill-clintons-female-accusers-lewinsky-broaddrick-flowers-hamzy-stephanopoulos/ m.kzbin.info/www/bejne/qH-uZZihoZJ1l9U www.dailywire.com/news/7960/wikileaks-hacked-emails-include-hillary-arming-james-barrett# Also she PROBABLY payed CNN and other NEWS organisations; m.kzbin.info/www/bejne/a2jUhZidmLKHack www.google.com/amp/s/amp.washingtontimes.com/news/2016/oct/8/hillary-clinton-says-she-has-both-public-and-priva/ They both are into deep shit but Trump supporters are less violent(if you find a study/article that claims otherwise please send it to me) and off course these are just some of their bullshit. Honestly if you ask me Americans faced the shittiest dilemma that year.

[@BreuckelensFinest]

The greatest to ever do it! George was the most brilliant comedian I've ever seen. And now, "Joe bless you"!

[@tfjaved]

Celebrating Christmas is also marketing.

[@marines28]

And Easter. Parents lie to kids, but then say they don't believe in lying, LOL.

[@Fel1xF7W]

@@marines28 i can understand easter egg hunts for kids but where does the bunny come into that

[@JayN_101]

RUSSIAN ROBOT We don't need holidays.

[@maple1234567890321]

@RUSSIAN ROBOT holidays are a human invention. We, atheists, do have holidays: take the 4th of July as an example

[@jessiehermit9503]

Unfortunately. It used to be for our ancestors' survival, to help them through the winter and raise their morale.

[@ivancauchi860]

This guy is absolutely right in every word he said

[@Azishome]

+Ivan Cauchi, ask him today how right he was. Oh, wait. It's too late.

[@SoundMind.]

Cegesh you sure

[@dguerra12]

9 The Lord is not slack concerning His promise, as some count slackness, but is longsuffering toward [a]us, not willing that any should perish but that all should come to repentance. The Day of the Lord 10 But the day of the Lord will come as a thief in the night, in which the heavens will pass away with a great noise, and the elements will melt with fervent heat; both the earth and the works that are in it will be [b]burned up. 2 Peter 3:9-10 :)

[@isaiahaskew5753]

What is Happening nope. He doesn’t know God

[@earthnotaglobe8472]

+David Guerra save your bible verses for the sleep. Your religion will soon be extinct.

[@chipichipichapachapacala]

So having 10 Commandments was really just a Marketing Decision! Lol😂😂😂

[@tobygolding1893]

Conservatives wanted you to break them, so they could put us in jail! yet they break them daily, but never go to jail!! they don't care about consequences, cause there is none for the rich officials, or so they think, but Karma works on them i'm watching it lately in fact all these laws they make.. seem to be backfiring on them bigbrother is watching them!

[@roiferreach100]

Hahaha, best of the worlds.. 😂😂😂

[@amosd8964]

Some people just don't want there to be a God so they can live however they want. Good and evil exist but without a God there is no good and evil. Everyone will go to hell unless they have their sins paid for by Jesus sacrifice. Jesus was the only one that never sinned. Only by accepting Him and converting to christianity can we have eternal life. Read the Bible for yourself because most churches don't teach what the Bible says.

[@paulalexander633]

@@chipichipichapachapacala He's obviously not a catholic wonderboy "because most churches don't teach what the bible says". Go buy yourself one and then make comment.

[@dianedoncheski9620]

There were 20, but Moses dropped a tablet.

[@elsanto8879]

George is definitely the first on my Mt. Rushmore of comedians. A founding father of comedy. Damn I miss him

[@mobetta2092]

The Creator gives you a brain to process information for the purpose of applying logic and reasoning. It would be extremely counterproductive/hypocritical for the same Creator to punish you for using those same tools to recognize that the religious angles don't add up.

[@anuraglamichhane1733]

"Joe Pesci gets things done" 😂😂😂 oh my! This guy is out of this World.

[@SweetGinRickey]

anurag lamichhane "It's amazing what you can accomplish with a simple baseball bat."

[@BohoStitcher]

I miss George. He is responsible for many people "waking up" in this world. I really wish he was still around.

[@anuraglamichhane1733]

@@BohoStitcher Same here😁.you have a really sweet name Maya.

[@BohoStitcher]

@@anuraglamichhane1733 thanks very much. 😊

[@brentsander4849]

Your brilliance is sorely missed George.

[@twsartadventures3660]

he was another satanic illuminati shill.

[@iliadiliad6028]

The truth and nothing but the truth. I never get tired of Watching this segment.