George Costanza - That's why I'm not a heterosexual.!

[@josjong5522]

You can tell somebody is a great actor when he/she can say 'no' in six different ways in a row.

[@vacant4]

Each successive one more morose and despaired than the last

[@dalibordupor3979]

@Martin luther Kennedy III He was great actor so what if he didn't land big roles it's like saying Justin Bieber is great singer better then Zdravko Colic.Yeah i know you never heard of Zdravko Colic.Compared to half of MCU “stars“ who make millions Jason is five times better actor.He was on one episode of Voyager he stole whole episode and he was totally different then George.Lots of people with great talent don't make it big that is just life.

[@andrewsutherland133]

I had a friend who once said yes 3 different ways to the same question

[@Toolgdskli]

True

[@Kawsaki]

Ha yep

[@kabooby0]

"I'd rather she hate me and thought I was good-looking"... truer words never spoken.

[@jordans123ful]

The human ego cracks me up

[@SaulHaro]

@@jordans123ful But it is true. It is not about ego, it is convenient. George even says "at least I can get somebody else" and it is true, is better to be hated and attractive to be "loved" and not give any tingles.

[@mustangsally2048]

George’s Logic 😬😬😬

[@webchamp930]

Because then at least I can get someone else 🤣

[@yeselectionwasrigged3645]

That was George in real life too.

[@maxnullifidian]

I used to be like George, feeling bad because I had no job, no woman, no money. Then I realized that the only reason I felt bad about it was that I wanted all those things. Then I gave up my desire, so now I still have no job, no woman, no money, but i feel great!

[@bubbaguy4411]

I know...isn't it GREAT! No expectations means...never being disappointed!

[@ohsnap7879]

@@bubbaguy4411 amen brothers

[@user-gn4ts8jb7n]

Brother, you just summarized Buddhism.

[@JSLing-vv5go]

Those grapes are sour. I don't want them anyway.

[@damiananguiano5295]

Well feeling good about nothing. Is basically giving up. Might as well be a bumb. And not the ones that are down on their luck. The worthless ones

[@Bradwhitehead415]

So What? Id rather she hate me and thought I was good looking. CLASSIC COSTANZA.

[@dylanmorgan2752]

Of the few Seinfeld episodes I've watched over time I always felt sorry for George when nothing went his way.

[@LeoWhalen1933]

I'm with him on this one...

[@costanzauk]

"at least i could get someone else" hehe

[@XalphYT]

You mean “classic can’t stand ya”.

[@502gaming4]

As a child, I laughed at how much of a loser George Costanza was. However, when I grew up I have become George Costanza and realised that the real Costanza is actually quite successful.

[@sergiotroncoso8614]

Hahaha

[@danish6192]

be(ea)r fella

[@Numinor31]

did u become an unemployed loser who lived with his parents? did u become successful when u started saying n doing opposite things?

[@DocRunaway]

I'm glad I met George Costanza when I had already become him.

[@redwoods7370]

You and me both Hasan. I have become George the everyman no matter how hard I try. Sigh.

[@blisscinema9775]

"I like to get the daily news" haha

[@danish6192]

cracks me up!

[@llaurita2]

Goodness gracious. That cracks me up every time!!!! Oh Lordy!!!! We’re so awesome because we obediently love this show!!!!!!

[@monday5264897]

I like watching George because he makes me feel better about myself.

[@gustavoalvarado6294]

really??? he made 600000 per episode

[@mkailov13]

No... Jason Alexander made $600,000 per episode. George Costanza on the other hand, still lives with his parents and pretends to be an architect.

[@jaywunder13242]

I relate to George far too well...

[@JumpinJackFlash1989]

Or a marine biologist

[@Berzstiflag]

Do you like reading the news? Every day?!?

[@jonessoda4me1]

George Costanza MADE this show

[@brucechamberlin2545]

They all made the show honestly

[@fjfjrfjfjr]

He is Larry David’s character. So entertaining!!

[@placeholdername3206]

@Angel rose Absolutely not. They were all great characters but Kramer and George are the rocks of the show. Most of the comedy is surrounding them and based on them. Jerry is the one the viewer relates to, where they feel they are normal themselves and their friends are crazy. Elaine was definetly the weakest link on the show, but funny in her own way for sure.

[@7-up813]

@@placeholdername3206 This is true, George was like the comedic sidekick Jerry viewed Larry to be, while Kramer was the sidekick to Larry (as his IRL neighbor). Elaine was indeed added for feminine touch (revealed in a behind-the-scenes clip) so that leaves only the two of them as the truly comedic ones

[@mdo5121]

The best foursome in TV COMEDY HISTORY...and let's not forget the writing

[@JeremyGalloway]

The way Elaine says “she likes you!” is so cute haha

[@IronMan-tk8uc]

Elaine might be a sarcastic jerk but deep down she cared for good ol' Costanza.

[@joshua50101]

and then she screws things up by adding: she thinks looks aren't that important.

[@majakolonja4266]

@@joshua50101 When they actually are.

[@fgn1232]

i always felt she'd actually be a really great friend haha

[@Xerdoz]

No job, no money, no woman, no hair. I can relate to George.

[@dylanmorgan2752]

Good luck

[@DocRunaway]

Luckily I have hair and a woman. I have grown out of the Costanza I used to be.

[@ioannispetropoulos478]

@@DocRunaway No job though? I'm only missing the woman at the moment.

[@carlgustov7728]

@@DocRunaway I'm just missing the hair, like Mike Moffit who had his knuckles accidentally broken by Jerry😁 My life now is similar to Kramer

[@lildel7698]

Same except I have hair

[@OnyxBloodStone]

Kramer asking where's that job when he's been unemployed for ten years

[@XalphYT]

He’s not unemployed. He’s on strike.

[@thomasstone3480]

iirc kramer was saying he and george were both failures

[@kathyduby8150]

@@thomasstone3480 They don't identify as failures.

[@ayychuchi]

When you've grown up to become George :|

[@livinglegend1187]

I know that feel. Some of these clips hit WAAAYYY too close for comfort. But at least there's always the daily news to keep me going.

[@MrAnas1987]

ah hair...i remember the days....i cry sometimes but...i got the daily news atleast

[@Ultradude604]

Yep, I know that feeling. Melissa Tomei rejecting me because of my engagement, and the shrinkage!

[@afonsodeportugal]

I strongly suspect every man has a bit of George in it...

[@jianiiu8432]

Andrés Cotes: you do not have hair _ bold

[@fdk7014]

That last scene, when George is trying to digest what Elaine just said... such brilliant acting!

[@عصبيهادي]

That was the funniest part in the clip 🤣🤣🤣

[@__seeker__]

It’s always a little stab to the heart to be reminded again and again how much like George I am.

[@Aven-Sharma1991]

TG Nandi: Trust me bro, you DON’T want a woman in this day and age. I too used to want love from females, I tried to get a girlfriend but it never worked. Women are nothing but opportunistic hypergamists in this day and age. I’ve learned that they’ve never truly loved men...they just simply use us for our resources. Even the rich ones who are bald get women, it’s about the money, they don’t care about your weight, height or your hairline. They just wanna make sure you’re a healthy cash-cow.

[@hedgefund1844]

Damn. A textbook example of sour grapes. I for one have two girlfriends and I want another. Women are wonderful.

[@evesolis6133]

Think you ugly and like you, that's a keeper.

[@okrajoe]

The only one greater than George, is Opposite George!

[@TheLotharx]

"So what's your point?!" "I don't know..."

[@curtiswogan6703]

Brilliant

[@JwebGuru]

New candidate for my favorite delivery in the show...

[@marknoble5495]

Haha. Jerry’s reaction is priceless.

[@calvinw8133]

We act like George is supposed to be a loser but he works for the Yankees has been engaged and was nearly married and has a new girlfriend every other week he’s not as much of a loser as we all think.

[@Benjumanjo]

Working for the Yankees and dating someone new every other week is just a normal part of living in NYC.

[@dancingisraeli8382]

@@Benjumanjo no it isn’t, trust me. Maybe in the early 90’s.

[@goodgoyim1335]

@@Benjumanjo yeah NYers are losers.

[@collinsnider4179]

Actually he is a loser, he probably lied to those women just so he could date them, he got the job at the Yankees out of luck and despite his engagement he was unhappy in the end.

[@grainnegowen5758]

I'd rather she hate me and think I was goodlooking, at least I could get someone else 😂😂😂

[@mollydufresne4292]

4:03 "You don't know how important a man's hair is.!!!!" loved George's expression there..

[@jimmylives]

4:03

[@ynocoolnamesleft]

And the "i knew it" lol

[@maxs8878]

Dl

[@Fuzcapp]

Absolutely beautiful voice acting from Jason Alexander there in ensemble with Kramer. Brilliant. Every single, "no" was beautifully nuanced.

[@hezrimustapha6906]

George uncontrollably smooching the imaginary Marisa Tomei is downright hilarious

[@rcnelson]

Hilarious. Jason Alexander had to know why he was cast as the schlump in Seinfeld, and he took it like a man. It didn't hurt that he was part of one the best TV series ever, I suppose.

[@lainiwakura666]

R C Nelson what are you talking about ? every actor dreams of playing the schlump . the schlump is the number one priority in acting . playing the schlump is like receiving an academy award

[@paulschlosser603]

I'm sure the paycheck at the end of the week smoothed it allllllll over

[@smalltownplaya712]

money ain't shit Paul

[@dougclark5734]

Phillip Dean money is almost the most important quality a man can have, the truth is a bitch ain't it

[@maxdurk4624]

R C Nelson Uhm, maybe because he is hilarious? You have kind of a lack of understanding of how these things work

[@ftchico1]

George getting upset!

[@ijneb1248]

George is having an existential crisis amidst endless laugh tracks

[@robertocaesar]

There are no laugh tracks here

[@ivervj2923]

The pillow scene is one of my all time top 5. And the reaction of Susan was epic.

[@DreamBelief]

You know, as a wheelchair user for a long time now I sometimes think that it's fun to use. If you're going faster and over smooth slopes, or using a hand rail or pole to turn a corner, it's a bit like a ride. I can definitely understand people using one for fun. Of course, needing to use one is not fun at all because places are still very poor access wise (despite my city being vastly better than most), and it means there are many sports and actions you can't do.

[@monkeyb1820]

I guess that the wheelchair is good exercise, but also look at the concept2 skierg. I think a person in a chair may be able to do that.

[@roringusanda2837]

I'm struck by the number of places that don't have automatic doors, it's a real b*ch to have to deal with...ppl just don't know.👩‍🦽

[@KaboKeboletse]

"And its the way they just slip it in there"

[@HaruSkage]

I’ve been there too lol... just like it’s part of the conversation.

[@LittleMissHoop]

@@HaruSkage This has happened to me as a woman, too. Argh, so annoying!

[@daniglover3871]

who doesnt have a thing for marisa tomei 😍

[@festus569]

Marisa Tomei was very a pretty woman and a good actress. The best part is when Elaine talks about men's hair.

[@aerbaer6572]

ciprian rufius luca Marisa tomei is a smokeshow even today

[@Sharky165]

If you're a Marisa Tomei fan, you need to see "The Wrestler" (if you haven't already). Let's just say that she's 🔥in it !!

[@johnsmith8829]

She thinks I'm ugly I knew it

[@dudefromtexas425]

George likes his chicken spicy 🔥

[@ProudPapaJD]

Great selection of clips. Each one left me wanting more!

[@stevecadman137]

The way Elaine says "uh-oh" 😂😂😂

[@surfinmuso37]

No woman, no job....to me that is FREEDOM!

[@BabyBoomerChannel]

Great examples of why Jason Alexander was the lynchpin of this show.

[@maudtedder7768]

4:01 - "You're not around women. You don't know how important a man's hair is.!"

[@DIZAZZO]

Maud Tedder "_ I knew it..." : (

[@u.s.paratroops4633]

"I'm going to California, In my mind I'm already gone!"

[@ek6648]

I bet George uses a wheelchair for the fun of it :)

[@502gaming4]

I would.

[@rogerthat309]

That was a great line!

[@malvane8061]

He did in that one episode where the company he worked for thought he was disabled

[@mustafacom6378]

Fun weren't the key point of George's these kind of actions in general. He does them for taking advantage, spite, proving he is right eventhough he isn't etc.

[@minsterEmovenHype24]

Soup! anyone? it's Mulligatawny!

[@xorising]

I love that little Elaine moment at 2:05

[@artedejali]

2:20 😹

[@Alex_1729]

I have to rewatch the entire show, I just have to.

[@TonyGarcia-jt1sn]

george has a more interesting life than mines.... kinda sad really

[@maxdurk4624]

Tony Garcia You're probably like 16 so you're good

[@johnsonzhang3468]

Tony Garcia: how is your life ? Good question

[@northwest2647]

I feal you

[@tugatomskanimation6370]

Here here.

[@donlosu9371]

You stepped rite in it... I sure did.lmao

[@Genocyberia]

thank you oneyplays playlist for bringing me here

[@henrynoone3595]

It is like using the wheel chair for the fun of it. Hahahahaha what a funny line.

[@danielmurzellotheunknownma7481]

Amazing and very interesting show.. Always fun to watch anytime.. Do keep posting Warm regards and best👍💯 wishes The UnknownManCub 👍😎👨‍🏭

[@h0rriphic]

"The point is, she *likes you* " "oh so what, I'd rather she hate me and think I was good looking..."

[@bishopaz]

Love Elaine's"Uh Oh", and her expression

[@ms-vv2gg]

When they say looks aren't that important it just means YOU don't have looks.

[@cziegl3r]

Stepped right in it.

[@youknowwhoiam2771]

Jake Shattuck. That has two meanings you know

[@Dat-yi4iz]

The way Jerry shakes his head in background is classic because he knows it here we go again

[@ForOrAgainstUs]

This is 180% reliable truth to a 13 year old watching this for the first time 25 years ago. Brutal scary truth. Makes you wanna stay up late and do your homework.

[@analaitinen]

I like to catch the daily news ,,,,,the only reason George get up in the morning,,,,,oh boys

[@WillScarlet16]

Not that there's anything wrong with that!

[@SpaghettiKillah]

William Craig " My father is gay! " 😂😂

[@jondavis2206]

I think George made this show. Pretty much like Barney made the Andy Griffith show.

[@brianschon4989]

Love Jason as george perfect casting

[@DGneoseeker1]

I envy his relative good looks and relatively full head of hair.

[@hasselett]

He's not a bad looking guy. He's just a short, stocky, bald man.

[@BortolanAlexandre]

Cheer up there, De Vito.

[@roylindsey7030]

Needed to move the first clip to the end but these were hilarious.

[@ccdj35]

0:07 that fella... Admit folks, we all want to live a life as carefree as George. Don't make him feel guilty because of what he is Kramer.

[@macdee6040]

The wheelchair comment was awesome lulz

[@Majestic1the1]

"George is getting upset"

[@stumoo4049]

Does anyone not have a thing for Marissa Twomei?

[@12classics39]

“Do you have any conceivable reason for even getting up the morning?” “I like to get the daily news.”

[@germangaymer]

funny montage and some truth in it

[@cexino]

Seinfeld = Genius writing Genius acting genius production value

[@bantehayes9973]

I always thought Susan was hot and a sweet person. George lucked out with her.

[@cityhawk]

He would have been better off with the partially deaf woman who worked at the zoo.

[@slavdef]

@@cityhawk but she wasn't into him

[@TC-be7kx]

You mean, the lesbian?

[@robert9754]

I really need friends

[@gabe_s_videos]

Elane's comment about women caring about men's hair is true. One of the ways my ex girlfriend used to abuse me was by refusing to let me cut my hair because she liked it long. And I don't me she just pounded about it sarcastically, she literally threw a fit when I got my hair cut, even during the summer when I NEEDED it to be cut! Ever since we broke up, I've kept it as short as it'll go.

[@Ken_from_Mumbai]

That's like using a wheelchair for the fun of it.. Where do u get the ego

[@youtubeuser2188]

Nagging is not abuse and that’s just how most women are.

[@TakeDetour]

All straight Men have a thing for Marisa Tomei.

[@joshpecker4352]

Aunt milf

[@ojm1943]

Why? Fucking weak sauce!

[@ethanlarsen4644]

I am the living embodiment of George Costanza. “I feel like when Lesbians look at me, the think ‘Now that’s the reason I’m not a heterosexual.’”

[@GeorgeMonet]

George Costanza is why I'm not a homosexual.

[@scj6693]

amen

[@bakedto420]

ms tomei is amazing

[@admirosmanovic1368]

I thought I was the only one who does that gesture at 1:32 lmfaooo

[@JumpinJackFlash1989]

Number 3 happens to me constantly!

[@iluvinternalcombustion]

How many women have pulled that "oh my boyfriend" line off like it was understood? They knew what they were doing

[@uruiamnot]

George Costanza ... the 1980s meme child!

[@pareekshith004]

pretty good video man!!

[@OpEditorial]

90's me: Haha George is such a loser... Current year me: Haha I've become George

[@festus569]

Look who's talking ! Kramer. The best part when Elaine mentioned the looks and hair. The second best part is with Marisa Tomei.

[@c.moriarty1178]

2:22 Jerry's attempt to make George feel better

[@keithrickson8522]

Realistically, the only difference between George and Kramer is that George feels insecure about being a looser.

[@Kal-qn9rw]

No, Kramer was Calvin Klein model

[@dancingisraeli8382]

But neither one of them are losers they’re awesome

[@blabla-rg7ky]

to be honest I'm a hair fetishist, too so I understand Elaine. I love me a long haired brunette with hair so dark and so long that it gets into my mouth, nose, ears.... you get the idea :)

[@cadpanacea]

1:06 Look out, you stepped right in it....!

[@aarondev3218]

I am literally George fucking Costanza.😂😂😭😭😭😭

[@marcbelo7301]

Kramer - do you have a job...no, do you have any money...no, do you have any prospects...um no, do you have a women. Kramer just summed up his entire life.

[@MyKittyPercy]

You see? 😀 WHAT?! 😟 😂😂😂

[@Posark]

2:19 Elaine’s Backbend of Chagrin 🤣

[@bishopaz]

I just realised, I am George.

[@Fingersofjoy]

I love George..I know Kramer is meant to be the funniest on the show but George makes it.

[@bowilliam3865]

I like to get the daily news. LMFAO

[@emmz6703]

kramer should be a counselor :)

[@a456987]

"I'm sorry George, but it's true" "I knew it"

[@virgilrw]

Morisa Tomei... 🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@arrownoir]

02:24 I like how she was going along with it, until she realized how nonsensical it is at the end.

[@MattAlexanderMe]

The Marisa Tomei thing, I get it.

[@miketheyunggod2534]

Funny compilation.

[@frumpfiction7706]

I love when he says, “I like to get the daily news?!” ^_^ such a mood.

[@bossgandy]

I like to get the daily news

[@cappycontrolledfludd2196]

Honestly I'm attracted to George

[@cadpanacea]

3:08 Is that a double for Marisa, or did Jason Alexander....??