I attempted to cross an entire country in a straight line. PART 2

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Ever wondered what would happen if you tried to walk in a completely straight line across an entire country? No? Well i did. I thought about it a lot in fact, and in the winter of 2018/19 I decided i'd give it a go.
The country i chose to traverse was Wales. 33 miles of mountains, farmland, lakes, rivers, and forests, and just the right amount of human activity and natural hazards to ensure regular doses of paranoia and pain.
If i were to succeed, i would surely be the first recorded person to carry out such a feat, acquiring the accolade of having walked the shortest distance across Wales in the process.
Would i make it all the way to the Mawddach estuary at Penmaenpool? and would i actually be able to stay glued to the line at all times? or would i have to sacrifice a few metres in order to avoid being seriously injured, or worse, confronted by an angry welsh farmer?
You join me here 3.5 miles in and the bulk of the farmland to get through, the aim being to get through it all unscathed and find a good place to camp the night.
Hit the like button and subscribe for first dibs on the next episode.

[@GeoWizard]

This one was dedicated to my old mate Jim who was senselessly murdered whilst walking home from the pub 2 years ago. A charity has been founded in his name, and they do superb behind the scenes work to try and tackle the disease that is knife crime and gang culture in the UK. If you'd like to chuck them a quid then here's the link to do so. It would mean the world to his family.. www.jamesbrindleyfoundation.co.uk/donate Also I'd like to personally thank everyone who donated to the Mission Across Wales Gofundme page - you enabled this to happen

[@TheService95]

That's sad.

[@GeoWizard]

@Distinctly - ST MD - Average Cheers mate! Thought i had, must have unpinned it'self!

[@ChoiceDK]

I'm sorry to hear this...

[@TrippyPepper]

@@GeoWizard Editing a comment unpins it

[@redd_cat]

I think over the last few decades, people's morals have really slipped. Even the gangsters used to have class. Now we just have run-of-the-mill scumbags walking the streets nicking mopeds and stabbing/acid attacking innocent people. I wish our police could handle it better, and I wish you all the best

[@loveks9043]

"man trespasses through ENTIRE country"

[@ButterMyShark]

It's not illegal to trespass in the uk

[@jackd9928]

@@ButterMyShark Course it's illegal to trespass in the UK lol I'll be in your living room later tonight, is that not a crime?

[@maxclitherow67]

@@jackd9928 I'm pretty sure that the law is. Trespassing is only a crime if the owner of the land asks you to leave and you refuse. If you refuse then it's a crime I think. I'm not 100% sure though.

[@pivinne5536]

ButterMyShark it’s mostly down to the discretion of private property owners tbf

[@Minecraftrok999]

@@jackd9928 Trespassing per se is not a crime unless you refuse you to leave when asked or do anything illegal while on the property. Of course you are not allowed to break in with force. www.parliament.uk/briefing-papers/SN05116.pdf This doesn't apply to residential buildings in some cases, I believe the conservatives pushed that addition through in 2012 after some lunatic "trespassed" into the royal palace :D

[@ZacAlsop]

Watching you crawl through bushes and call plants twats is the content I didn’t know I needed until now

[@BryonyRoseyt]

The Zac and Jay Show please do your own version of this!! I love your channel! Do England!!!! 😂😆

[@adammarshall3370]

You’s need to do this!!

[@S3VeR]

It's the shit

[@PhatRiddimSelector]

I’m sure you could at least manage the Isle of Wight boys

[@chrissessions6108]

Haha I was just thinking to myself that Zac and Jay would be game to join in on a challenge like this, and here you are!

[@commaspace2196]

I never thought the of prospect Welsh farmers would cause me so much anxiety

[@jimmygilligan1644]

CommaSpace 😂😂 omg hahahah

[@GeoWizard]

It was the prospect of failure that i dreaded the most, the trip coming to an end, although i'd be lying if i said i wasn't a little bit scared of those Welsh farmers..

[@SlartiMarvinbartfast]

@@GeoWizard Loving this and your editing is great. Will part 3 definitely be up next Monday? :-)

[@petervansan1054]

@@GeoWizard you do realize that you running away is more suspicious, right? lol

[@katharis90]

Be right to fear farmers. They're the ones with guns.

[@TheWildmanden]

The amount of energy spent thinking about hiding from people makes you think that he is actively being hunted by the Welsh Farming Coalition

[@catto4428]

Omg yes. Seargant wallice from the WFC. High command says they’re uhhh. Hunting the man at this very moment

[@Bruh-hq1hx]

What you don't know is that he is Wales top wanted but to avoid panic its been kept secret but all farm owners and estate owners of wales have been notified to inform thr welsh governemt if they see a man in camo crossing through their land

[@swagmob9228]

I literally spat out my drink because of this 😂

[@izadoks3672]

LMFAOOO actually tho this made me laugh at loud, thanks mate.

[@xxamightystormxx]

@@catto4428 you made me laugh out loud xD

[@elias-td4yr]

Thank you KZbin Algorithm for promoting actual quality content

[@talon6097]

Schönling Ingo fax

[@breathable7326]

@@talon6097 fax

[@mydickisunbelievablysmallb8132]

Love him or hate him, he's spitting straight fax

[@powerpug964]

Straight Fax right there

[@igge2030]

right? i actually gained an attention span by watching both of the vids in an hour

[@Thatguy101987]

Trespassing, the documentary.

[@geekoo9343]

Escaping farmers

[@Emberrss]

Thank fuck I’m Scottish and have no worries abouts crossing a field, right to roam is a godsend

[@123crafter123]

Same in Finland

[@fnyquist8779]

@@Emberrss Yeah I'm from Sweden where a similar right exists. A video like this really shows how much of a difference it makes.

[@Thatguy101987]

@@Emberrss I'll remember that next time I visit Scotland, although last time I took some back roads in Edinburgh, I'm pretty sure a guy tried to sell me stolen phone.

[@cjwhite7801]

So the only thing I’m learning from these videos is that Wales is just one giant farm…

[@joewalker4710]

Nah, that's just all of Britain

[@novideochallenge4376]

Us welsh people love farming

[@zackjohnson7045]

Ever been on an airplane? The entire world is farms.

[@Elenrai]

@@Snuggletail Holy fuck you guys just made Scandinavians seem cosmopolitan....how the hell do you do it?!

[@nrspinelli]

@@Snuggletail This is all just a big giant game and you got stuck in the non-creative part

[@user-ci6fr5pl8n]

Can we please just take a moment to admire this guy’s determination? He always has such a good mood about it too considering the circumstances! Congratulations Thomas.

[@echoplots8058]

I just love how relatable he is. Not a survival expert, just a normal guy challenging himself.

[@jeff-bb5on]

Except for the part that hes saying bloody hell over again XD, but it's a funny thing

[@aminaakter246]

As u say that "*Fuckin nori*"

[@MisterL2_yt]

The decision to attempt this WITHOUT GLOVES is stunning to me

[@Dorsidwarf]

No antiseptic either, when he knows hes gonna be climbing rusty barbed wire fences from 1933

[@XeloX]

He was wearing gloves at one point in the video though which is even weirder

[@crapitoutjim]

MisterL2 12:22 he's wearing gloves, not sure why he didn't wear them the whole journey because he definitely had them with him.

[@TheDaddy2003]

Lmao I thought the same thing

[@ericknorskr8568]

@@crapitoutjim at some point in the comment's he said the gloves were really shitty, didnt he?

[@saile01234]

all these conveniently placed ways through some hedges makes me wonder if another mad lad already has walked through wales in a straight line

[@hangry3102]

With a strong machete

[@beachdaddy5588]

While being drunk and on his way home

[@yourdog7661]

with 3 rabid dogs

[@Talisman09]

and skidmarks in his undies

[@toadwiiremotewithwiimotion1767]

@@Talisman09 and a shitstain

[@PuddingXXL]

I thought this would be absolute shit. No clickbait. No empty promises. Tense moments. Welsh Farmers. I'm hugely impressed.

[@zteaxon7787]

What Welch farmers? I'm starting to think they're a hoax.

[@PuddingXXL]

@@zteaxon7787 They wear the hide of sheeps to pretend to be more human. :P

[@williamneto3.045]

Ya

[@dixie_rekd9601]

​ and considering how it was filmed the production quality is awesome, bear grylls has nothing on this guy .

[@ianpilkington2037]

Was absolute sheepshit in some parts!😂😂

[@joesewell4628]

*gets stung by nettle* “twat” british culture at its finest

[@YeeSoest]

That poor thing grew in the BEST PLACE in Wales to not sting anyone and then it's suddenly his fault... RIP little nettle

[@sadesomdevaingetfilter6415]

Doesn't like being lonesome *goes on a journey completely on his own* quality is pretty rare on youtube nowadays

[@TheTubeOfTubes]

I haven't been this excited to watch the next episode since Game of Thrones.

[@tree_poplar]

Best comment ever.

[@Ivandor12]

are you the lad from the video?

[@niallgamer101old6]

Me too lol

[@MightyOwl_01]

Change game of thrones to JoJo then it will be relateable to me

[@NotSoRandom_]

Not fucking season 8 though that piece of shit

[@SubwayLover]

Next time you see someone sneaking around your house, he's probably just trying to cross the entire country in a straight line. Don't worry

[@YirbyBond00Y]

Canada would be absolute hell then

[@momov4060]

@@YirbyBond00Y imagine living in an isolated place in Russia and a guy walks past your house doing this. They are mad. Thats 5000 miles

[@YirbyBond00Y]

@@momov4060 If you were to do a walk around the world challenge, Canada and Russia (and Alaska) would take up about 30% of the journey alone

[@davekachel]

Couple of years ago two russians (or something) entered my yard. They just opened the 3 meter gate and wandered in, speculating how they can cross the roof of my 2 level home. They had a similar adventure. They wanted to cross the region with as few detours as possible. My Landlord allowed them to jump over our stone walls. Which was nice, because we got a single standing house. Left and right is empty space.

[@momov4060]

@@YirbyBond00Y yea massive countries

[@AximVidya]

After watching him struggle across that little lake I'm really glad he didn't attempt crossing the river last episode. That shit would not have gone well.

[@gildeddrake1479]

he could have left is bag on the side, tied a rope to it, swim accross with the rope and then drag the bag across the river thanks to the rope. assuming he had a long enough rope but he probably has.

[@kevinhevans]

"Young man drowns in river"

[@jonjonjonjon2058]

I think he struggled because he tried to not get his upper body wet

[@gildeddrake1479]

@doom I think you misunderstood. he swims alone. leaving the bag behind him on the bank. then he pulls the bag across, from the other side, thanks to the rope.

[@gildeddrake1479]

@doom depends, i'm not sure how good of a swimmer he is. he for sure wouldn't cross it in a straight line. he has to be fast enough so he crosses before the current pushes him so downstream he runs out of cord though.

[@eray7232]

In this epispde of *Try Not To Get Caught by Farmers*

[@anthonyfudge7590]

Hey I like to eat water

[@adam7802]

"ah fuck it, lets do it" *walks right through a farm*

[@TheMadVulpen]

*They are in the trees!*

[@ubertoaster99]

For anyone wondering why he's so worried about farmers: 1. Theft from farms is a huge problem in the countryside. 2. Farmers have shotguns.

[@bladeart1403]

3.0 Farmers have pigs and pigs eat ANYTHING.

[@lukericker8325]

ubertoaster99 People in the UK can’t do anything to you. So I wouldn’t be worried about shotguns.

[@Blakeblakeblakeblake]

yeah that what I was thinking it ain't like the USA where you'll get capped for doing this lol

[@decimationclassic7420]

Everyone and their mums are packing round ere.

[@molehansman247]

@@lukericker8325 kzbin.info/www/bejne/qZiai4KMbbiHq7M Crazy old fucks exist

[@annaelizabeth2256]

(𝐚 𝐬𝐡𝐞𝐞𝐩 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐟𝐢𝐞𝐥𝐝) “WHAT”

[@predator3299]

wales: yelling at sheep

[@jeykeyd7667]

You’ve never played Tuber Simulator?

[@Naarii14]

Yo how did you get that f o n t

[@tess9258]

@@jeykeyd7667 you know it's fun, right?

[@reecedonnelly1671]

JeyKey :D I Fucking knew it

[@kelton8861]

Are you scared of Lions? No. Bear? No. Dying? No . Then what are you scared of? *Farmers.*

[@lewisee]

Welsh farmers are worse than all of them combined 😂

[@mr.keiser4259]

Well the French know very well what farmers can do lmfao

[@felicityaeh]

RCN KC A farmer or hunter could literally shoot him tho

[@kelton8861]

Felicity this is a joke...

[@Gripengamer]

@@felicityaeh lul shoot him and then get sentenced to murder?

[@renewman28]

Haha love seeing him crawl through the shrubs when he could have just walked 5 feet to the side. I respect the dedication.

[@Duckman1616]

Imagine going for a walk on your land in the middle of nowhere only to come across some guy wearing a pair of swim trunks, swimming across a glorified puddle. xD

[@cfctvaus]

thanks i am now dying. laughing your arse off with a cold/cough is not fun lol

[@aiskkanasojajshw1329]

In the middle of winter

[@danielremix2341]

Imagine going for a walk on your land and in the middle of nowhere someone starts stripping in front of you

[@hossifballin1183]

Naa he should do it in russia

[@NewBuildmini]

I'm Russian. My advice is don't try and attempt this! Not only it'll take forever, most of the areas are remote and there may not be any towns or villages for kilometers! And some landowners hate trespassers and are happy to shoot you with salt.

[@alfonsrasmus4710]

Imagine Being a farmer and see a random guy in army gear have a lot of trouble crossing a small lake instead of going like 100 meters around it. Priceless.

[@torbenmayer]

Wouldn't say a word being the farmer. Would take my camera out and laugh at him :D

[@JeremiahONeal-t8y]

Watching your videos has inspired me to take down my neighbor's two fences and drive my ford truck through their yard. It's created a bit of a shortcut for me and has cut my commute time down by ten minutes. They're on vacation right now.

[@SuperKratosgamer]

hahahaha best comment in here.

[@colinhardwoodfloor1248]

wait. come again?

[@corey5894]

Epic Gamer Moment

[@lookingforgg]

It's big brain time

[@blanco7726]

Semideiapranomedecanal you need 10 minutes to drive around your block?

[@niko67506]

Imagine the farmers watching this Like: wtf thats my farm

[@matheuszotti1509]

HE BROKE MY FENCE

[@justadrill1689]

@@matheuszotti1509 *ME

[@laptopdroptop9457]

“Am I famous now?”

[@max-rdj9741]

Imagine if he starts streaming this shit. The farmers could stream-snipe him... literally

[@nikosyrjala8584]

@@max-rdj9741 dam u right

[@tims2804]

Sheep: *nothing* GeoWizard: “WOT”

[@Dover939]

u got a loicense for that wool m8

[@francoreyes1083]

you’ve never played tuber simulator???

[@GreatJinjonator]

With all those gaps in the fences, you'd think someone's already done this exact route

[@raxu3660]

Gold, gold.

[@Jeagles]

Always believe in your soul

[@tombristow9462]

J eagles YOURE INDESTRUCTIBLE

[@FOOKYOUTUBENUMBERS]

Or He did to make life easy beforehand me thinks

[@Bruh-hq1hx]

@@FOOKKZbinNUMBERS so he already walked the same route with tools wouldnt that get him to become wanted and i doubt he would have met a farmer like the one last episode

[@vitsecharo1853]

I think this series should be called: "Man, I hope they didnt see me"

[@oliverwalters9533]

A good title could be fucking hell

[@romanthegambler6966]

@@oliverwalters9533 "Jesus! Fuck Me!" oh wait it sounds like a nun-movie starring Johnny Sins

[@DarkShadowBlu]

I'm enjoying barbed-wire fence simulator 2019 so far

[@lelandbacon1253]

Hedgerow Smasher VR

[@regionuclearbonanza9795]

*Jumps over fences and gates a few times Me: Shit man this is high quality content

[@leorio7416]

Hahahaha felt the same

[@sadlife8495]

yep

[@wojtekmazurkiewicz5302]

Hmm, a homestuck?

[@moopyhedgehog6037]

lmao

[@martinlander3906]

If there's a bustle in your hedgerow, don't be alarmed man. It's just a nutter attempting to cross an entire country in a straight line.

[@agentaero9937]

I respect this and will sing it everytime I hear the song from now on

[@cadeh072]

Stairway to heaven lol🤣

[@TheLegallygorgeous]

I'm dying at this comment! LMAO

[@iantaakalla8180]

Yes, there is one path you must go down, but in the long run All that matters is how close you stick to that line

[@joel.jpgvid]

*This is more entertaining than any TV show currently on right now.*

[@reggiedixon2]

Yes and unlike "reality TV", entirely unscripted

[@craigmohr]

Oh God I would have paid my wait in gold to have a live stream of this

[@giantdwarf69]

EnchantingManiac yep

[@Fidelis014]

Absolutely true! That's why I like to watch documentaries these days or a doku-drama like Chernobyl. The reality writes the best stories.

[@rasheedslypoet9862]

it lowkey is

[@danielmaylett1710]

"In these fields humans have many predators, including snakes and lions, but there lies a more vicious beast in plain sight- the farmer."

[@protectedmethod9724]

very good thanks for sharing

[@ClarkDroneFilms]

Not just any farmer. A Welsh farmer.

[@jasonmcdaniel345]

American version: "Watch me walk a straight line across an entire state." *walks any road in Kansas*

[@computerize1153]

Watch me walk to the counter to ORDER SOME FOOOOD

[@henrg]

Cool, now do Texas

[@bubbysitch]

@@henrg aaaand he got shot

[@texasrigged5875]

or oklahoma lmaooo

[@HummingbirdCyborg]

Alaska

[@swiddy101]

geowizard: not a soul in sight sheep: am i a joke to you

[@AikiraBeats]

😂😂

[@thegriva7813]

It's Wales the sheep have no souls

[@Seth-cn3xy]

Unless they steal yours

[@petemitchell9996]

In Wales the sheep are just semi-autonomous moving objects. They have no souls.

[@danilokrdzavac6603]

Animals have no souls mate.

[@FT029]

Drinks water from stream, then pisses in the next one. Poetic

[@overflowtheseawing9493]

That's a pro gamer move

[@henrygibson9107]

The circle of life

[@Hephaestus_God]

He did have a water filter though, so at least he wasn't drinking straight river water

[@gwkonyoutube]

Improvise adapt overcome

[@tamastanai]

Took from nature? Might as well give it back.

[@Gameplay-nn6tb]

Never knew Wales' only apex predator is the feared farmer.

[@koerel]

Avoid them at all costs or face certain death.

[@haroldinhofc9790]

Stolen from reddit

[@stevenhaskell9025]

They shag sheep.. they are no joke.

[@skspcp2873]

@@stevenhaskell9025 and the English dont eat pork funny that

[@venomfanex]

You've clearly not met a drunken wench named Natasha from Port Talbot.

[@finleycrouch4094]

GeoWizard only has one fear and that’s WELSH FARMERS

[@Swooshyyy1]

That’s actually true tho , Irish farmers where I live are really friendly and would give ya a cup of tea

[@brycetheplaguedoctor2485]

The welsh farmers where I live are just really stupid.

[@SirMatthew]

And water

[@Super_GT]

This is fantastic content. Do another one, Russia would be a good one.

[@sundor5401]

someone kickstart this shit

[@stephensenkoko2033]

Sundor i 2nd that

[@andrew4363]

Zimbabwe to Egypt anyone?

[@g1ngerrobot794]

Yes start on the Belarussian border then walk all the way to the bering straight. but he isnt done yet, he uses an inflatable kayak to kayak to Big Diomede Island (westernmost part of russia.) If welsh farmers are bad, then russian farmers would be downright dangerous.

[@scoutbite4334]

So you want him to die? He'd probably freeze to death

[@erykoliwa3529]

21:19 "i can't believe you've done this" sounds almost exactly like that one vine

[@ollvi]

i can't believe you committed suicide, i cannot believe you committed suicide

[@TehMillionkill]

That had to be intentional. Also it's way older than vine lol

[@ollvi]

now it hit me, you meant the other vine lol

[@billyjimmins984]

pretty sure thats what he was going for mate

[@austinmontgomery117]

Thank you KZbin algorithm for an accurate recommendation.

[@ReachGaming]

Swimming in the pond - *Some random guy watching you from a distance like.. WTF is wrong with that guy...*

[@bodork7236]

Ahem it is crossing a pond not swimming in it.

[@Gluglugfishe]

Walking on my field - some random guy swimming in a pond while it's freezing cold in the distance like... WTF is wrong with that guy? See the point I'm trying to make? 😂😂

[@-bura]

"i hope he likes my pet alligator" :D

[@crinkiltot3128]

Imagine if he did all this and then realised his camera wasn’t filming

[@rahzyahyalyao7522]

Lol😂😂

[@dubesrf493]

Ughhh I would die

[@coldmilkexe2087]

Oof crab rave plays

[@reimarpb]

I think he double-checked in the start of the first episode

[@cr7neymar908]

I have no idea why this is so interesting to watch. You should do it in scotland next

[@immaculate7155]

CR7NEYMAR not as fun in Scotland, our right to roam gives everyone the right to walk over land and inland waters - the fact he's shit feart of the farmers makes this hilarious

[@abstractpoet8977]

Check out Brave Dave's Big Fat Freight Hop. He crosses Canada by hitching rides on freight trains.

[@BinaryShad0]

It's a lot easier in Scotland. Google TGO Scotland

[@niuszek2723]

You guys realise Jim is dead this is old footage

[@niuszek2723]

He got senselessly murdered while walking from the pub

[@vim7068]

Me in every survival video, in attempt to calm my anxiety: *Well he’s not dead, how could he upload the video?*

[@thisismanatee]

the entire series was filmed in the beginning of this year

[@jamesplaysgames2017]

@@thisismanatee well his point is still valid.

[@AustinChubak]

lost footage someone found. jk.

[@defourruben]

Maybe someone found his camera from his dead body... No spoilers

[@NFFCMod]

@@defourruben commentary :)

[@gamingyoda9582]

Never changed videos so quickly loving this series man

[@qhasz9950]

holy shit 140 likes in 12 minutes

[@lauritzmartin3325]

New episode lets goo

[@qhasz9950]

240 HOLY SHIT MAN

[@nick3718]

QhaszPL calm down

[@bonelesspizza6502]

Same was jamming out and saw this in my recommended switched immediately

[@samuraizen3408]

“Breaks farmers wood crossing fence” “slaps wood back on”..... “good as new” 😂😂😂

[@Jac0bIAm]

Lmaooo

[@phoneticalballsack]

THAnks for describing what hapopepend in the video1!!!!!

[@qwertyismymom]

you're literally just walking in beautiful rolling fields and I'm all tense and stressed out by the potential farmer

[@theregularterrarian3933]

Fields: They see me rollin’ They hatin’

[@greenthumb1454]

Well they the fact that they can legally shoot you I'd be scared aswell.

[@힐딜러]

@@greenthumb1454 Do UK farmers have guns?

[@arcadearsonist4075]

@@힐딜러 he's walking across wales. idk welsh law, so maybe

[@xenon9030]

@@arcadearsonist4075 Wales is pretty much just de-jure a part of England nowadays. So no, you can't easily buy weapons under their laws.

[@TrailsVonMudder]

This project is one hell of a face reveal.

[@tomco7514]

And a body reveal as well 😂

[@surrikata1134]

The Aubergine reveal too

[@tacticalidiots2340]

the piss reveal

[@lookingforgg]

@@tacticalidiots2340 piss reveal 😂

[@TheGodEmperorOfMankind_]

Going on a rotten, collapsed bridge: *He sleeps* Going through some farmland: *real shit?*

[@adrianzurek636]

Him: *Packs even an inflatable kayak* Also Him: *Doesn't pack gloves*

[@maggiethepug9149]

he has gloves but he dosnt were them for some reason

[@sneakdotberlin7085]

or electrolyte replacement powder

[@dhycee8215]

He does, he also wears them at certain points

[@radicalnomad1]

I was thinking the same thing. It would help with the bushes

[@ethanoso9771]

I'm glad you didn't take the risk of going into the river in the last episode, I genuinely think you could've been killed if you did. Rivers are deadly.

[@deathbygrapes5]

Ethanoso Wouldn' twant a great KZbinr to die by drowning

[@ronrolfsen3977]

He cramped up just coming out of this lake. Even in the lake that might have killed him, but in the river, without the floating bag? That would have been a struggle.

[@fosatech]

@@wfr1108 I'm from the west, and I used to live in tge east. The rivers here are no joke.

[@chrisgodsey8481]

Atlas Tech yeah the American river near where I live is crazyz

[@KrazeElk]

I’m pissed... because I to wait for part 3 and this is too good to wait mate. Original content is hard to come by nowadays.

[@abstractpoet8977]

Check out Brave Dave's Big Fat Freight Hop. He crosses Canada by hitching rides on freight trains.

[@vega8698]

@@abstractpoet8977 i already have :(

[@bumzilla8586]

In meantime I can send you various pics of my ass in a field you up for that ?

[@hellfrogsixtynine7339]

Bald & Bankrupt

[@weirdlonelyguy3430]

Ikr

[@littlejogger95]

“Look Mummy, that hedge is giving birth to a man!”

[@marcopolo2395]

This made me want explore life and get out of my bedroom

[@Jack1121_]

Marco Polo ye same

[@ryanxharris]

I would do it but I’m terrified of being kidnapped and chopped up in the forest

[@pascalb.9622]

@@ryanxharris it's very unlikely to happen

[@ravenousbane3617]

Marco Polo do army cadets ;)

[@Annie7171]

I think you've already explored quite a bit!

[@platipus-yn9zr]

This guy is going to have ptsd every time he sees a hedge from now on

[@jamesoneill7413]

platipus54321 or a farmer.

[@GeoWizard]

You're not far off. On the flip side I now have a new found appreciation for walking along any sort of path or road.

[@theregularterrarian3933]

Walking... Walking never changes

[@goak1764]

Shit man should've done Luxembourg

[@adam_wynne]

_"In the midst of all the fields, I came across an enchanted little gorge."_ *T H A T ' S M A K I N G M E N E E D A P I S S*

[@shr1mpleTV]

CHERRYMVFF *aw fuck I’ve pissed my pants*

[@h1nkle]

*i can’t believe you’ve done this*

[@AlbySilly]

Oh yea I paused at that moment to see if anyone has commented about it *W H I P S O U T D I C K*

[@DougieL]

Comedy gold, that and the lake crossing. Fckn brilliant!

[@IanZainea1990]

@@AlbySilly Although you shouldn't pee within 100 feet or yards (can't remember) of a body of water.

[@sloshypath]

I'm way too emotionally invested in this you *can not* fail this man.

[@zeelas02]

Well, if he uploades the videos it means he probably didn't die

[@loafoffloof3420]

Look at the description

[@sloshypath]

Could've still been caught by a farmer or given up, something like that. There isn't a guarantee that he didn't just decide to head back.@@zeelas02

[@sloshypath]

Even the description doesn't really confirm he made it - chances are he did, though. @@loafoffloof3420

[@Lurcii]

“Looks like its gunna be a lot of medium logs. Just like my ones this morning “ QUALITY

[@manylittlefish693]

I don't get it

[@danyDesigns]

@@manylittlefish693 what comes out out of humans body, is often shaped like a log and is brown? ;)

[@johnmalcom6826]

@@danyDesigns poo

[@skadoof2525]

accidentally breaks 4 year old's neck* clumsily realigns neck* gud as new

[@nufcgalore1474]

To say the least I’m unsure as to what I just read😂

[@skadoof2525]

@@nufcgalore1474 just referring to when he breaks the barbed wire and attempts to fix it

[@nufcgalore1474]

FlabberDabba oh yes I get it now

[@norse8230]

FlabberDabba U cant refer that to “that” 😂

[@skadoof2525]

@@norse8230 just a bit of dark humour, ey?

[@gr33nstream]

Drinks clean Welsh stream water. Pisses into clean Welsh stream water.

[@TehMillionkill]

It's not clean enough to drink to be fair, he used a water filter

[@TelecastPropellor96]

That filter was money well spent

[@NothingParticularVid]

Imagine messing up the order

[@robloxlane9351]

im the 100th like

[@blacksunapocalypse]

Definitely wasn't clean with all those farms around.

[@vera5037]

that zoom of the driver‘s face made me laugh

[@asneakychicken322]

It was some Brooklyn 99 style editing

[@drinkyourm1lkshake]

@ASDA Van Man jesus mate lol

[@tomtellem]

@ASDA Van Man bruh

[@forgalzz7]

What is up with Welsh farmers? This guy is more terrified than people walking through grizzly territory.

[@leboci]

Im curious too mate :D

[@christanner3289]

I guess it's the classic 'get off my land' thing, but also just to give a taste, it's not unknown for farmers anywhere in the UK to shoot dogs off leads in fields

[@leboci]

@@christanner3289 oh well, thank you☺

[@TheDeathOrange]

forgalzz7 also fucks his challenge entirely doesn’t it

[@gamblerofrats]

Because it can end up with a case of trespassing or get you attacked by dogs

[@fiveyearflan]

"In the city you get glory holes, out here you get fox holes." He's a philosopher.

[@freewyvern707]

In cities you get glory holes. In Wales you get sheep holes

[@jimmyjohnson8767]

Free too far 😂

[@dt35591]

*nods sagely* yes, it do be like that

[@marcelostringer]

I love this man so much

[@zunnen4347]

"In the city you get glory holes, out here you get fox holes" -some wise man, 2019

[@Anteaterman23]

Clicked for the adventure Stayed for the unexpected survival horror

[@windelritter]

And the Brittish humour :D

[@miniaturelabyrinth7765]

Holy shit your picture is like a relic

[@miserykingdx]

Same

[@WhartWhart]

I reckon the chances of being accosted by an angry farmer when walking (therefore in their fields for longer) are still much lower than sprinting across. If I looked out my window and some bloke was strolling through my garden I'd be bemused, but if I saw one sprinting and sneaking and looking side to side all shifty, I'd be straight to seeing what they're up to.

[@NeelNarayan]

I feel like i am playing hyper realistic FPS game with no one shooting at anyone, just a couple of pissed off dogs , cattle & barb wires to dodge.

[@valnerei9067]

Retro GOD I’d actually play this type of game. Running from farmers

[@lagerman8030]

Minecraft in peaceful mode*

[@valnerei9067]

Lager Man HAHA, yeah that made me laugh harder than I was expecting

[@finnpanziera5749]

This commentary is fucking gold, this is one of the best things ive seen on youtube in a long time. Absolute gem.

[@milkman69]

Agreed

[@edeboy]

100% agree

[@edeboy]

Jordi Riera what

[@Hollands2511]

Judge: You're tried with 112 counts of trespassing. Geo's Lawyer (to Geo): Don't worry mate, you're fine. They have no way to prove it, it's not like you filmed the whole thing and showed it to the public. Geo: Haha... yeah... *frantically trying to delete his youtube account*

[@x12vs]

was thinking this exact same thing lmao ..... A1 comment right there

[@leonlopez6441]

Funny 😂

[@matthewpiper4328]

trespassing isn't illegal over there.. yep.

[@tonybobay6276]

This dude had like 25k subscribers a few days ago. At this rate, these farmers are gonna come after him for royalties

[@XanderFenikkusu]

@@matthewpiper4328 Wait really?

[@LordKeram]

NGL after that lake attempt I think you have actually saved your life by not attempting to swim over the river.

[@kizzaandco]

Hope you continue to do more IRL content in the future after this series, you're entertaining to watch

[@guymanheim]

There was a fellow Brave Dave that was a rail hopper. He has a series where he crosses Canada. He was seen and later, a warrant issued. Then, when he tried to do a 2nd trip, he was turned back at the border due to that warrant. It would have been nice to see his adventure.

[@Ramix09]

He should start uploading camping videos now, or something along those lines

[@konradvonschnitzeldorf6506]

Great British humor. Also seems like a guy that has seen alot.

[@TassieExplorer]

14:50 When you are trying to go across Wales in a straight line and the Asda man gives you that look

[@TheBafli]

that's fabio capello, man

[@ayrtonfry3094]

Nice to see another Tasmanian here.

[@Denjiz777]

I’m from Tasmania too, I’ll take a look at your channel

[@oofer9982]

Tassie Explorer You’re then like, ah s**t here we go again.

[@vinsoid8485]

and he be like "Bloody hell, damn there's a spy military twat over there! Better not go near him with his weaponry and everything..."

[@dannywelsh433]

that second farm is owned by my parents mate i used to live there hahahaha

[@spotstate3548]

danny welsh woah what are the chances

[@halal5980]

How would they have reacted if they caught him?

[@themonsterintheattic]

danny welsh name checks out

[@tortilla6882]

Sure bud

[@cynicaldrummer286]

Lol he could have camped there and you could have brought him a dinner or something

[@cameronlamar4373]

Your narration sounds like it would make a lovely book

[@SolarAdrift]

my thoughts exactly

[@philkensebben2000]

This is why KZbin is eating into conventional TV. Absolutely no way would this get commissioned, let alone aired. Yet it's top quality content!

[@d23890w549874A]

Good idea for a programme. Not that the BBC would commission it. They wouldn’t know a good idea if I hit them over the head with it, and then ate the evidence

[@analarmingnumberofbees4571]

Well really these days it's more conventional media eating into KZbin

[@mentaldavethefirst]

@@d23890w549874A Sky would do it. Very cheap to make. Could do it in a pub car park

[@TheSnapback]

What will win: One cranky british dude that can survive in the wild and walk miles to random places and is good at GeoGuessr or one nasty hedge

[@adiginist]

or one laky boi*

[@unpaintedcanvas]

Hedges are pricks tbh

[@sci_pain3409]

HerebyOrdinary no pun intended

[@unpaintedcanvas]

@@sci_pain3409 pun fully intended

[@000MIKE]

4:01 I came across an enchanted little gorge... *That's making me need a piss*

[@Danoss6]

@Dustamir of course you would see that

[@razzlebackdraft8201]

@Dustamir *DEMONETISED*

[@somxr_738]

Dustamir no he does not

[@leovigild_]

Some poor bloke is filling up downstream of that

[@shable1436]

Im going to like this because its 665 and its a beastly comment 😂

[@matthewhartford4565]

Why are there no ads? this guy deserves to be paid for the god-level entertainment

[@shanehealy204]

Probably demonitised for trespassing, damage to property and the cursing unfortunately

[@Bruh-zx2mc]

2005: "Why are there no ads?" 2023: "Why is KZbin encouraging soulless content designed only to reap money???"

[@datamal]

2010: i hate ads 2020: why are there no ads?

[@dolphin3181]

Me watching half an hour of a man walking in a straight line and evading farmers Was it worthwhile? Of course

[@TheMadVulpen]

Yes

[@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721]

The premise of this is literally just walking in a straight line, but he somehow made that interesting.

[@adamcreed5455]

But what did it cost? Everything.

[@qers]

I'd say it's on course.

[@xboyxr7444]

it was worth it

[@carlosmartinez5128]

Me: people nowadays waste too much time watching shity reality shows Also me: watches a man jumping hedges for 30 minutes

[@skvltdmedia]

Still more plot and better acting than more than half of netflix.

[@Vojife]

This is actual reality, though

[@ralphylad]

Girthy hedgerows you mean ?

[@enigma.records6783]

Same Bro 😌😂

[@ivanmixo1]

This reminds me of older youtube videos. It's so refreshing to see something that isn't videogames or people bitching at eachother.

[@cameronsmall2166]

This guy has some killer eye site being able to see the farmers so far away.

[@gildeddrake1479]

the camera makes it appear much further. it's like when you see a beautiful sky night with a full moon, it looks big to the naked eye and then you try to take a pic and it's just a little dot far away. the human eye is just good at focusing.

[@EvanSawyer4]

And also probly doesn't see some of them live but rather while editing. If you notice, there are some where the video zooms in but he doesn't comment on it.

[@filoa273]

Sight*

[@cameronburgess3558]

I like this because there were so many opportunities for him to just walk 10 Metres away and have an easy walk but he would take the hard option just make sure he stayed in line

[@607]

And then the moments in which the nicest crossing spot in sight is right on track. :)

[@NokoFace]

I appreciate that, too. I forgive him the few times he strayed from the path(such as not being an asshole and trampling someone's garden, or, you know, fucking dying) just because he tried to stay on the path as much as possible. Even with that lake debacle.

[@bambino9235]

NokoFace i was very impressed by his integrity. Where he strayed, he kept it to a minimum and was genuinely unhappy about having to sacrifice the accuracy of his path. When I first started this series, I was expecting him to give himself a lot more wiggle room, but nope

[@spookyskeleton6086]

i think if someone were to run off my property, i would be more scetched then if someone were just walking about

[@qers]

If you run of my property, I'll never catch you anyway.

[@jarod4981]

Exactly

[@xximpacts2cks]

This is so true. If someone is hauling ass through my backyard, it doesn’t seem like they’re interested in anything I have. If someone is walking, they could be coming to kill me.

[@RedHeadForester]

Where I live the main thing is to smile and wave or say hello. But I live on a hippie farm in South East England so YMMV. If I were trespassing as he does in the video, I'd want to be either looking at my phone or smoking or something while calmly walking past whatever bit of human civilisation I'd encountered. If someone appears a smile and cheerful greeting defuses most situations.

[@codybarrett4672]

lol yeah, the running makes you look guilty almost immediately

[@Scaarbs]

4:00 “In amidst of all the fields, I came across an enchanted little gorge” “It’s making me need a piss” Poetry.

[@posato1488]

this is how my dad went to school

[@McJaews]

"Most paranoid man in the world fears farmers while climbing hedgerows" I commend your effort. I'd be absolutely dead in the first body of water.

[@Stikx]

This is a great representation of living with social anxiety.

[@davidnally2426]

Fuckin true shit

[@der4rdi]

Yes. This speaks to me on a way too personal level.

[@ZhenTech]

why are you allowed to hurt my feelings

[@alightbulb5528]

how? I don't understand

[@massman1216]

a light bulb then don’t

[@robinp.1362]

Imagine he lost something on his way It would be pretty easy to find it

[@thealphas1]

It would be pretty easy but he would still have to walk all the way through Wales again lol

[@JdawgTheBoss]

Go back on TSC lol

[@lansdorf]

You can't get lost in the UK there's a farm every 400 yards

[@lightsoutisay]

"I can't believe you've done this."

[@nicolaspinson8981]

"Aah fuk"

[@01JGill]

me: What an sight to behold, a truely inspiring adventurer seconds later: ahhh I've pissed my pants

[@stamx_]

no body: 01JGill: uses *an before the word sight?

[@failed_channel5617]

@Alexander Browning nobody: Alexander Browning: pointing out mistakes for no reason

[@DoubleA73]

Thats real adventure

[@ghosttoast6317]

My favourite part was when he walked through the field.

[@SuperSalvatore27]

scarier than outlast videos,

[@pauulthefair]

Yeah, but what about that time he crossed that field? That was pretty good.

[@shay4261]

What about when he pissed his pants less than a second after letting it out

[@hannahwright6995]

What about the time he jumped a fence?

[@StrictlySlug]

My favorite part was when he put his foot on the ground

[@naff123]

Part 2 of calling plants twats and climbing barbed wire without gloves Evil knoblettes is definitely my new name for my kids when they're being sods I love this! I want to do from South England to North Scotland now.

[@nickybc2772]

I thought he said feeble knoblets

[@superoffroader6x680]

i dont get it why he is so paranoid all the time, he's wearing camo outfit, nobody can see him

[@wylirra]

DaftDingbat yes he is? he’s wearing camo

[@thegriva7813]

@@daftdingbat2286 all you can see is his face and hands the farmers can't see him

[@skylius]

Beni Szulyovszky r/ihavereddit r/im14andthisiswoooosh

[@Jack1121_]

DaftDingbat its a joke 🙄

[@dasimations5780]

Theyre not sure if they see a naked man or or floating head and hands

[@anthonysaputa7806]

me: HE HAD GLOVES THE WHOLE TIME

[@_celoh]

I love how when he zooms in on people, I can"t see anything 😂

[@profdobbs4918]

same

[@maxdarwin9472]

Enhance

[@AllisterCaine]

perfectly normal, i guess. That needs lots of training. Try playing Arma, or any other combat sim. You'd be surprised how often you get shot without ever seeing the enemy.... After some time you get used to it, you know what to look out for. Contrast, movement, smoke...

[@Jacobzx]

the zoomed in flash frames of farmers in the distance looking at you terrifies me, i cannot imagine the adrenaline you must have had