Gerbert: The Gift of Giving - brutalmoose

[@2DVincent]

"I really am one morally sound chicken nugget"

[@PoyoPancakes]

Durin Drandalin i came across this comment RIGHT as he said it 😂

[@ddsvelder9866]

now praise me for it, bitch

[@narsicko6919]

@@ddsvelder9866 Prank youtubers when they donate to a homeless person

[@jek__]

"You look like a chicken nugget and your nativity scene is just horrible" has "your mother was a hampster and your father smelt of elderberries" vibes lol

[@carsonchiu6069]

remember the old tale where the 3 wise men gave jesus gold, incense, and a chevy?!

[@mocha5044]

Kayla IronCaller best baby gift

[@WhiffyPlush]

I 'member

[@sin_decent]

That was my favourite part

[@pepesilvia8033]

+Kayla IronCaller sounds accurate, white Jesus looks like he's from Alabama

[@griffinblanton3100]

with no paid interest until the year 4

[@aratzlaff794]

watching this again for the 50th time and I just noticed that the "g" on gerbert's shirt is stylized to look like a "j" and a "c" combined. confirmed: gerbert is jesus christ.

[@ilikecurry2345]

Gerbert died for our sins, but was it worth it considering all the wars that happened?

[@eldestspark985]

​@@ilikecurry2345 all sins are equal to gerbert

[@bashildy]

I thought it was a g as a musical note. I couldn’t find anything online that says what it’s supposed to be, never noticed the JC till you pointed it out. Weird how gerbert was more subtle about his connection to Jesus Christ than Deus Ex’s original main character

[@berrypepperroni7708]

i think it's supposed to represent how awkward childrens handwriting can be sometimes. like a little kid's handwriting

[@tracyblanchard7663]

That kid sounds like he was trying to do an Irish accent while having his only reference be the Lucky Charms mascot.

[@codyprodutions8623]

Robert Blanchard Wow that is VERY hilarious.

[@Cyberbrickmaster1986]

And come off sounding like a first person Elmo.

[@duke86fan]

i took it more as boston

[@OnEiNsAnEmOtHeRfUcKa]

Sounded vaguely indian to me.

[@duke86fan]

its seriously a rorschach test of what you believe he is trying to immitate

[@AppleWoods6]

I think Gerbert's description of the fire truck was a reference to Ralphie's obsessive description of the Red Ryder BB Gun in A Christmas Story, but they ruined it by drawing it out too long.

[@jakelee2919]

Apple Woods yup

[@gurvmlk]

I don't think it's physically possible for a kid who's this hyped about wanting a gift to describe it this slowly.

[@otaking3582]

Apple Woods Why couldn't this special have ended with the toy fire truck driving all over Gerbert's face and causing him to lose an eye?

[@Nionivek]

It being drawn out long could have been funny if they cut away to another scene, then came back with the woman just stubbornly waiting for Gilbert to finish.

[@Ratciclefan]

Nionivek yeah, that could be funny xD

[@ZacRitnerAnimeFan93]

Gerbert looks like a rejected McDonald's mascot.

[@pestilenssi8979]

Ouch

[@TwentiethBeefOld]

or a chicken mcnugget

[@Kooljex12]

Or a rejected Muppet

[@brutalmoose]

He totally does! Or perhaps a seasonal menu item. Now back for a limited time: the McGerbert.

[@Kooljex12]

brutalmoose Gerbert's sherbets?

[@Scarfulhu]

ah yes my favourite episode of brutalmoose 'gerbert puts ian in a hole'

[@thomassanders9817]

Scarfulhu LOLOLOLOLOL I love that episode!

[@jimbo2revengeance]

Ah yes my favourite Scarfhulu episode "Scarf talks about a point and click adventure game"

[@live_kaito_reaction]

Scarfulhu you got the title wrong, its "Ian fills up Gerbert's Hole"

[@SirChubbyBunny]

Headcanon: Gerbert and Roary are behind Televoid

[@KnoxCarbon]

At first I read this as "Gerbert Puts It in Ian's Hole".

[@jilliynbales-dollar5330]

Gerbert looks like the Hamburglar as a child.

[@Soggys0up85]

Does Gerbert live with anyone? How old is he?

[@jonathanwarrdddedcxddeecec4787]

The hamburglers stillborn fetus lovechild he had with a Big Mac then it’s corpse was reanimated into Gerbert

[@ouhhoh]

the grimace's cousin with jaundice

[@thekingofthecats42069]

The year is 2072. Sentient chicken nuggets have become the dominant species. Humans are oppressed. Gerbert is elected the supreme dictator. Resistance against the chicken nugget overlords is futile because of demon teddy bear minions. All is nugget now.

[@sleepy_jean]

Race war when?

[@jeremyabbott4537]

But can the chicken nuggets beat the 20XX Melee players?

[@thekingofthecats42069]

Sleepy Jean race does not equate to species but I get what you're going for

[@JavMovies527]

You thought Roary was bad here? Go watch Gerbert's Beanstalk, Roary comes to life there and he is terrifying!

[@creationrealm633]

That's stupid. Just eat the fuckin' nugget.

[@mugdude6486]

So does Gerbert live by himself or something

[@blindcandyboo]

Well we never see his parents, so probably

[@mega_bird700]

What if he killed them?

[@danwilliams1989]

I remember seeing his mother once in the series, though I can’t remember seeing her face.

[@IMONBLOGTVWITHMYFUCKINGHANDSUP]

2 years late but no, he has a human mother for some odd reason.

[@swissmediastuff]

I hope so

[@jonathanchambers4657]

Even my parents hated Gerbert. They straight up told my pastor they didn't think that the videos should be in the church library.

[@OurFoundingLiars]

Literally loled at this 7 year old comment

[@RenegadeJade]

What if this is a prequel to Televoid? And Gerbert was the one who sent Ian in the void in the first place?

[@truemcdonald6783]

Fuck it, that's canon now.

[@castallyourspells5330]

once Ian went thru the door the only hurdle left was to drop kick him

[@Uzumaki_Beat]

The fact that the kid is trying to do an Irish accent, while the dad is talking normally really kills the illusion that they're father and son.

[@redkingrauri3769]

I think he's trying to go for Cockney or something "tiny Tim"/Poor boy ish that you'd expect someone with that hat to have. And he loses it when he's at home. Clearly it's the hat talking.

[@SouprSpookr]

Wowee! *S P E C I A L N E E D S*

[@foreverfuturebound]

SouprSpookr2020 *W O W I E ! ! !*

[@acedriver5380]

Brandon Roberts sure is XD

[@ChristianCTaken]

Why is the Blue Marble wearing a Santa hat?

[@zfrometa8316]

I have SPECIAL NEEDS

[@kirbyleggington7205]

Brandon Roberts *I THINK YOU'RE SO NEATO*

[@weldin]

Why did his parents name him after baby food?

[@AeridisArt]

Cinestar Productions They at least added a 't' at the end.

[@enderkatze6129]

They're Probably Cannibals.Maybe they wanted to Use him to Feed His (Not Deformed) Brother/Twin.

[@masterof4elements826]

You know how some parents look at their newborn baby and say she looks like a Julia or he looks like a Matthew. Well....

[@crazyunicorn-zw8vs]

does he have parents

[@AriochStarr]

@@enderkatze6129 You have a very vivid imagination. Stay away from me.

[@DrBachur]

"The only thing I remember about Gerbert is that he was a whiny piece of shit" Putting the Brutal in Brutalmoose.

[@GoetiaTV]

I think the most interesting part of Gerbert is that the production isn’t completely garbage. Makes me want to know the behind-the-scenes story.

[@CrispyToast]

1:21 "You're singing Christians songs in the middle of a night, Butters?! That's it, young man! You're grounded!"

[@DsVidz1]

First reply three years later :D

[@PlatonicPluto]

Second reply 5 years later! :]

[@ashleytheblindvisionary907]

Third reply 7 years later

[@seanmyster6]

I have vague memories of Gerbert. I also have less vague memories of mistakenly referring to him as "Pervert" one time.

[@lcdstudios]

"He sounds like Butters became a puppet and started making Christian videos." That... was a real episode of South Park, right? It sounds like a real episode of South Park.

[@SirChubbyBunny]

Boop bop badoop

[@TheSameYellowToy]

He was part of a Christian rock band in one episode, close enough 😂

[@generalgk]

Nope

[@CrappyBlue]

9:55 is the greatest hard cut i've ever seen in any work of media

[@wittybanter96]

Gerbert Makes The Garbage Pail Kids Movie look like an Oscar winner

[@ElvenRaptor]

Let's not get carried away here. Nothing makes Garbage Pail Kids Movie look like an Oscar winner. Not even this.

[@wittybanter96]

Honestly, I'm just hoping someone eventually baits him into reviewing the movie

[@MultiCool55]

I'm kinda scared of finding out *why* that movie is so bad. I've always heard that it was complete... *garbage.*

[@wittybanter96]

MultiCool55 If you don't want to see the movie firsthand, there are online reviews of it you can watch. I'd suggest watching Nostalgia Critic's review of it personally

[@goldylover1000]

ElvenRaptor agreed garbage pail kids makes Gerbert look like pulp fiction in comparison

[@Theladywiththeblackdress]

S P E C I A L N E E D S

[@Sceppyo]

yOtuBe haS dECideD ThIs mEsSage oF SPECIAL NEEDS bOUt tA gEEET banned! SWIGGITY SWOOTY COMING FOR DAT PROFIT BOOOTY!!!!!!!!

[@johnny_boi5456]

They didn't realize that the term "special needs" meant something else entirely... Uh oh...

[@OliverGuerrero82]

BrutalMoose Hates people with special needs ... and his cat is racist 😹

[@letsplayaround9159]

"Gerbert sings his little chicken nugget heart out" I can't stop laughing omg

[@countesschewi2399]

Man, I could really go for some chicken nuggets now.

[@Kryptnyt]

Dude they changed the batter and they are so good now actually

[@danblogger5824]

WHA- me to !

[@MrCatball1]

I prefer chicken tendies

[@jonathanwarrdddedcxddeecec4787]

Kryptnyt the batter for which nuggets ?

[@lieutenantlettuce8306]

Give me tendies!

[@ink1931]

I actually remember watching Gerbert as a kid, even then I thought it was weird af

[@ink1931]

***** to the world

[@howdoiputthecheeseintheove8437]

Inkwell That's sad

[@BR3NNADOLL]

I lost it everytime he said chicken nugget.

[@Jonk_]

Did Gerbert say Neato? Hop off Gerbert that's Daisy's line.

[@hleghe810]

John Clelland ?

[@hleghe810]

John Clelland oh, 11:00

[@elliottbow2819]

That thieving chicken nugget!

[@garrettlee9511]

Hi I'm Daisy!

[@hleghe810]

Wait who is daisy?

[@spark7620]

1:51 "Hiiii Gerbert 😊" idk why I laughed so hard and found that so amusing when I first saw that

[@laurenhatter6824]

HE'S GROWING OUT HIS HAIR AGAIN!!! HOLY SHIT!

[@Benjamillion]

Lauren Hatter He's the Jesus of KZbin.

[@reNINTENDO]

+вєηנαмιℓℓιση I wonder how Ian would feel about being known as "the Jesus of KZbin". My guess is a mixture of pride and discomfort.

[@natkatmac]

He looks handsome with short and long hair, but damn I have a soft spot for well kept flowing manes like that.

[@suespiria9574]

lol he talked about growing out his hair on a stream. We told him to do it so he can have a man bun.

[@epiclink11]

Sadness

[@MandoYote]

Rory was by far the most relatable character.

[@JediFerrari]

Yes! I was just thinking how I wasn't feeling like watching anything in my Subscriptions feed until I refreshed and saw this video!

[@johnodell6422]

Exact same here

[@p1cklef4rmer6]

Where it all began, where it all started. The first battle: Ian vs Gerbert part I.

[@oliomphalos3657]

Rewatching this now and, wow... Loot Crate. Feels like forever ago.

[@OdaSwifteye]

What a scam that was. I'm glad it imploded.

[@terrycoyle6864]

You know what this reminds me of? That one 90s show I don't remember the name of with the HORRIFYING PREMISE. God, that shit played out like a fever dream but I still remember enough: These kids draw this monster in chalk on the ground and then it comes to life and learns how to set the table. If anything needs the Moose touch, it's THAT thing

[@terrycoyle6864]

No, that was a cartoon. This was live action, with a large brown(?) monster character.

[@deadlynarwal]

USE THE CHALK RUDY

[@zfrometa8316]

RUDY'S GOT THE CHALK

[@gracekim1998]

@@terrycoyle6864 hmm ok so not chalk zone….um is it Bimbo?

[@SapphyTaffy]

Chalk zone is based

[@Goldenkitten1]

The only KZbinr who makes his sponsored ads interesting enough you can't help but watch. That's how advertising should be done, not just "And oh yeah these guys sponsored the video, check them out"

[@BASCILLICUS]

oh fuck this gerbert video is 7 years old already?? still as funny as the day it was posted. i love rewatching all your videos!

[@tfordham13]

Five years at the time of your posting 6 years now

[@GreebleClown]

... THIS IS WHERE "DOT AND DASH" CAME FROM??! Wow, I had a vhs tape of 1 hour of these guys as a kid, and I couldn't find *anything* online about them except another copy in some library in Texas... And and that maybe they were French? Wow...

[@RCLeahcar]

"It's for people who lost their jobs or can't support their families". Um...I'm pretty sure that's not what special needs means.

[@gracekim1998]

Yeah that sounds more like the homeless 😅

[@otaking3582]

I mean, they could be homeless _because_ they have special needs, but still

[@NyssaOwens]

Back then, it was what it meant.

[@jp5394]

This is the kind of shit that inspires creepypastas.

[@asdatescosains700]

This is nothing compared to Ratafak.

[@Moonbeam143]

I used to watch "Gerbert" when I was a kid. I used to enjoy it!

[@trod146]

Moonbeam huh?

[@Moonbeam143]

Timmy T-Rex I kind of wrote it kind of derpy. I'm gonna fix that.

[@trod146]

Moonbeam ah, it makes sense now!

[@TheEel228]

His head IS LITERALLY A TESTICLE!

[@Moonbeam143]

Rico O' Rourke That word. I don't think it means what you think it means.

[@calebwashere]

"Christmas baskets for people with special needs" I don't think I can ever come up with a choice of words as bad as that

[@saintjimmy9114]

You are SLAYING with this new look, dude.

[@Benjamillion]

Saint Jimmy *Sleighing.

[@scottkrafft6830]

1:15 LOVE the cutting-edge Windows 3.1-animated fish.

[@Nionivek]

It is funny how much the whole "I feel guilty about having so much" has taken on an entirely new context today with guilt pretty much being the main form of currency in some circles. Also Gilbert you have a LOT of presents and that one is the one you want the most, giving what you want the most isn't a sustainable charity model.

[@Riadse96]

For some reason looking into the ship and Brutal's resentment reminds me of the Candle Cove "You have to go inside"...

[@kitkatfox]

Hahaha, I was just about to comment the same thing! Seemed like a lost episode of Candle Cove to me.

[@SirChubbyBunny]

You... Have... :D TO GO... :D INSIIIIIDE :D

[@6abial]

RORY LOVES REVOLUTIONS

[@rickmarr4478]

your_cat MERRY CHRISTMAS, MASTER!

[@rickmarr4478]

***** Agreed

[@otaking3582]

Even in my head I can only read this as "Rory roves revorutions"

[@skele-eleton]

Honestly, this has got to be my favorite Brutalmoose episode released recently. Not to say that any other video is sub-par, but this is just so phenomenal and aligns very nicely with my comedic tastes.

[@CabbageLoaf143]

I have to admit, Gerbert is one cute chicken nugget

[@sonicroachdoggjrraven3263]

loaf of cabbage I find Gerbert adorable.

[@LemnzestManatee]

I could not stop laughing at your "He looks like a chicken nugget" joke, and I also cannot unsee Gerbert as a chicken nugget. Love your videos!

[@justus7867]

Moosey looks less like a robot and more free like.

[@hleghe810]

Kiwi Player ?

[@justus7867]

I play with kiwis.

[@eevee1583]

Kiwi Player he doesn't look like a robot

[@foreverfuturebound]

This video gave me *S P E C I A L N E E D S*

[@skootergirl22]

Well I had that all my life and it is not contagious like what autism speaks says

[@creationrealm633]

Is that a new meme?

[@g00go]

@@skootergirl22 hell yes georgie

[@skootergirl22]

@@g00go you just commented on a 2 year old comment

[@xander2698]

2:18 to 2:21 That pretty much sums it all up

[@prfo5554]

If you think this is bad trust me low budget Christian Kids shows get a lot worse once a majority of them decided to go copy Veggietales and make their own 3D shows with only a fraction of the budget. Trust me it gets a lot worse.

[@matthewjones6786]

*I can still hear the Dorbees.*

[@countesschewi2399]

Matthew Jones Why won't they go away!?

[@crisptomato9495]

Psalty is a show that’s terrible in the best way.

[@ultimatepeanut8329]

Dont look up gathers pond

[@otaking3582]

@@matthewjones6786 You say that like it's a bad thing

[@averagegamingplayer]

gourmet nugget intro

[@SuperOnePieceMaster]

They should have called it "Gerbert: A Whining Chicken Nugget's Story."

[@ZanessaGaily]

Thanks, KZbin for unsubbing me. If it wasn't for twitter, I would've had no way to find out about this video. I'm so excited to watch this. I was just binge watching him last night.

[@Woodenfan]

Either Gerbert's suffering from some major depression or he's _seriously_ fucked up in the head. Either one works?

[@zfrometa8316]

Woodenfan Gerbert has Special Needs

[@Woodenfan]

Walked right into that one.

[@ink3988]

Why do Americans put popcorn on their trees? (that sounds like an opening for a joke) Anywho, great video again, Moose!

[@vantheman4237]

Ink Plays i have NEVER seen it irl, and im 100% 'Murican

[@trod146]

Ink Plays I don't know anyone that actually puts popcorn on their Christmas Tree. In the early 90s we used to string popcorn on a thread in school but that was just a fun activity for small children.

[@thomassmith782]

Ink Plays It's cheap, pretty firm when it's stale, doesn't mold easily without butter, and easy to thread onto a string with a needle. It's also less messy than tinsel haha

[@squashedshibber2684]

wait people still do that? I though that was done and over with in the victorian era.

[@L-Mop]

I'm not Christian, but I have some friends that do it. Can confirm it is alive and well in California at least.

[@natkatmac]

7:03 / 10:02 If it's battery operated, why is he playing like it's not? Who's at fault here? The woman, the nugget, or the boy?

[@matthewjones6786]

...That is an excellent question.

[@jeremyabbott4537]

He is to poor to waste batteries on a toy. His father might also need to sell the fire truck later on the black market for money.

[@chrissmith6097]

The batteries are like the fire truck’s kidneys, which get sold on the black market as the fire truck wakes up in a bathtub of ice

[@VoidAbaddon]

Holy FUCK this is bringing back some deeply buried memories.

[@AkuTenshiiZero]

I had a tape of this show when I was a kid. I gotta say, given the low bar set by most Christian media, the production value on this is shockingly pretty respectable. It honestly looks and sounds like any regular kid's show of the era.

[@daz4043]

10:22 I really am one morally sound chicken nugget

[@forstgrade6949]

I like how you've changed over the years. Just found your channel this week but thank you.

[@n.mightslapallama1874]

Wow, Roary is fucking intense... Gerbert has good taste in sidekicks.

[@strain42]

In the spirit of giving, I'm going to give BrutalMoose a like, a comment, and a favorite. Happy Holidays.

[@KeybladeMasterAndy]

I saw the title and thought "Oh great, a Christmas special made by a baby food company".

[@Abfallkannibale]

6:33 "Merry Christmas ... GARBAGE is gonna love this."

[@pacecrosser4340]

3:26 That teddy bear has seen some things.

[@kr4mpu5_M0DS]

I actually met the puppeteer of Gerbert at a puppet convention back in 2014.

[@OnEiNsAnEmOtHeRfUcKa]

Not gonna lie, this actually looks kinda adorable.

[@shikyo320]

Still one of my favorites need more gerbert reviews

[@harangerish7588]

That was the best Lootcrate ad ever.

[@dragoniraflameblade]

You have earned a spot next to Welcome to Night Vale in my weird, dark, mostly void heart, Ian. Gosh, you really outdo yourself. Merry Christmas.

[@daltonpaulvideos]

Man, Moose. You're a lot more adventurous than the rest of us...

[@daltonpaulvideos]

You must be some kind of sorcerer...

[@uuu12343]

Juuzou Suzuya The Gamer You had *1* job

[@slynosiscoolnamemcgee3876]

daltonpaulvideos I've not seen such bravery

[@daltonpaulvideos]

Well played.

[@lesterparedes8358]

Normally, I skip the Lootcrate ads in the end of videos, but Rory is so compelling! I must subscribe...

[@tastywindex]

Gerbert sounds like Jaleel White doing a Butters impersonation while he has a bad cold.

[@WolframHeart]

It's so great you found this. I watched Gerbert as a kid and man this is such a nostalgic trip.

[@kevandre]

Ian I think you've become one of my favorite youtube channels dude

[@cypher237]

I always liked "Rory", the stuffed lion.... He gets it.

[@duke86fan]

i never seen gerbert but i remember as a kid being forced in a summer bible camp to watch something about a chipmunk who was obsessed with M&Ms

[@duke86fan]

i remember his name being cheddar but somehow no matter how hard i try i can't find it

[@LightningE-iy8fr]

Same. His name was " Chadder " actually.

[@duke86fan]

LightningE 9950 I actually found that out, but still can't find clips

[@LightningE-iy8fr]

***** I was forced to watch one in which his friend's Dad discovers a castle and starts making a movie there and then Chadder comes along and messes up everything. It was actually pretty good. But then day 3 I got sick and so I couldn't go days 4 and 5. Which sucked, because it was just getting good then.

[@duke86fan]

i rememebr one thing about a guy who was trying to save some kids but he was the bad guy because he was trying to be famous

[@CinnamonGrrlErin1]

These VHS reviews are the real gift that keeps on giving 💝

[@MadamFoogie]

D: Okay, this shit triggered some kind of repressed memory. I somehow knew that theme song by heart, but I sure as hell don't remember the show.

[@SirChubbyBunny]

Same here though. At least Gerbert isn't as terrifying as Oogene.

[@gothiiirafiii]

Jeez! I remember watching this when it came out. I can hardly believe how fast four years flew by! Here's to another four years with ya, Ian.

[@reevesmagoo7738]

Theory: Ian's Televoid show is the result of being shoved into a hole by Gerbert. Some sort of hellish void of Gerbert's design

[@posh8156]

tbh this reminds me so much of watching shows on qubo and pbs kids. honestly i dont find this show too bad because it feels like something i wouldve been glued to the screen over at 2 am

[@evanpeters87]

Holy shit I remember this from when I was a kid, what a trip. Thanks Brutal

[@blazebaby89]

Why do I love these Gerbert reviews so much? Oh, and Merry Christmas Ian and Gerbert!!! 🎄🎁💚

[@Kneightt]

"It's just a really nice way to wrap up the year" HA HA I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE

[@amyconner2034]

"You know what? I love myself. Even though I look like a burnt chicken nugget, I still love myself." -Gerbert 2016

[@levishawback1218]

Taking this opurtunity to tell everyone to go play Christmas NiGHTs into dreams and Your're the Inspiration from EBA. The best Christmas levels in games.

[@deskish3930]

5:03 did that kid just say "probabilly"?

[@tetrofita1787]

The hillbillies of math!

[@XanthinZarda]

Oh! This is how Ian got into the Televoid! It all makes sense now!

[@sirbushmansrules3622]

Gerbert: Oh boy I can't wait to open my fire truck! *Opens It* I don't remember the fire truck having a clock strapped to it?

[@PsychoIncarnate666]

I didn't remember Gerbert, but I'm started to get flashbacks from watching this. Specifically the voice, the theme, and the puppet show near the beginning

[@diablog1621]

The tree isn't the only thing that is lit this year.....

[@worriorjack]

DUDE you have to review the one where his friend moves away, it's HISTERICAL

[@maidenchynna2725]

"I'm one morally sound Chicken Nugget."

[@soterioncoil2163]

Vrroom Vroooomm! Even as a kid in the 70's I would have considered that red firetruck a lamesauce toy. A Millennium Falcon or even a Landspeeder would have been more up to speed.