Get Rid Of Texas. Chris Cope - Full Special

Get rid of Texas, or at least we would get rid of Texas id we did what Chris Cope wants. In his first Full Dry Bar Comedy special Chris Cope breaks down just why Texas is so awful and why we should get rid of it, and it has nothing to do with the fact that he's from Florida. Whether it's stories about Waffle House, or his appearance on Grey's Anatomy, Chris Cope is sure to keep you laughing from start to finish.
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[@bbiggs4327]

His reciting the menus was a total classic.!

[@duanecuster7166]

I actually gave a standing ovation on this one. I’m glad he’s alive. Bless His heart!

[@75hilmar]

Judging from the picture who would think you have ovaries

[@obfuscated3474]

What are you?

[@marirodriguez7520]

Loved these triggered pissed on pansies

[@jacobrrrt5477]

Bless your heart???? Your from the lame south aren’t you?

[@briobarb8525]

I am sooo glad you are still here. You are funny...and sweet. Stay safe. You matter to many of us!

[@aaronpowell7608]

I am a Spontaneous Hemorrage of the Cerebellum survivor. I was 21. They still have no clue as to the cause. I was around 60kgs (130 pounds) and no drugs whatsoever. You are an inspiration about how funny and sincere you are. Thank you ✊🏽

[@danmiller4725]

This comic is another Biden treasonous clown. I grew up in Texas and studied Texas history and remember the Alamo and now see Biden and his clowns want to give it back to Mexico and literally buy Ukraine where the Bidens have their stake.

[@philipthesquid4979]

"Are they just sending hot girls into bars and having them give out Papa John's number as a marketing campaign?" Papa John's: WRITE THAT DOWN

[@chrisplambeck36]

You nailed it, Chris. Good thing too, when you started the whole show with Texas, I was like, "you better get to the funny, boy". And ya did. And while I never drove from Florida to LA, I drove from Dallas to LA in one go, and then a couple days later returned in one go. And, yeah. It took longer to get from Dallas to El Paso than from El Paso to LA, which is like 3 states.

[@TeamLegacyFTW]

Wow😒

[@debrna]

Your jokes about Texas SUCK. It is a great place to live.

[@thunderpants645]

It's a good thing the speed limit is 85 mph on some sections of I-10.

[@thunderpants645]

@@debrna I live in the Houston area and the only time it sucks here is when it's 95°F and 95% humidity which, fortunately only happens between March and November. 😁

[@irishpanic]

I live in Houston and have land south east of El Paso. It takes me 10 hours to get there

[@Jayvans_Super]

Looked like John Pinette at first glance. I miss him, he was hilarious

[@mjw9310]

Same! Loved John.

[@QuestionYourWorld]

Omg, that was my first thought. For a moment, thought there was an old Pinette clip I had missed. RIP

[@Ir0nMa1d3n]

Awwww. You're right!💜

[@jedimando9258]

Me too, I seriously thought it was his brother!

[@funnybones2869]

Too true

[@Joshuathegreen]

On my first road trip, my dad had to drive NINE HOURS to get out of Texas.

[@SwiggitySwagDopeInTheBag]

I live in Corpus Christi, and go to Oklahoma at least once a year. Takes us 11hrs to get out of Texas

[@dessy87]

@@SwiggitySwagDopeInTheBag I'm from Corpus Christi, your right been to Oklahoma as well driving. Your right takes that long.

[@SwiggitySwagDopeInTheBag]

@@dessy87 takes even longer from Eagle pass

[@elsajones6325]

@@dessy87 the scenery is good, food is yummy along the way and lots of historical markers plus antique shops

[@dessy87]

@@elsajones6325 I totally agree.

[@charlieboutin3341]

Hilarious! I agree with many, he reminds me of Pinette. I live in central Texas and he’s right about the size. Years ago we drove from LA and went through California, Arizona and New Mexico reached El Paso and I said finally in Texas almost there, my buddy had made the trip before and started laughing and said look at the map..we were half way there, and what’s amazing is we were only going half way across it. It’s my home state and I love it here! 🤠

[@mojoschmee9320]

Texarkana is closer to Chicago than El Paso... That's insane.

[@dianabodemer1889]

What part? I live in Salado . I'm a transplant, been here going on 30 years. I don't want to live anywhere else.

[@charlieboutin3341]

Austin..we’re all transplants throughout history. My parents and 5 siblings were all from Massachusetts. I was the only one born here, in Kerrville in 62, so I’m a Yankee/Texan. People complain of everyone moving here..well..it means it’s a good place to be! Best wishes to you for the New Year!

[@darkbluangel16]

@@dianabodemer1889 I love Salado everyone's so friendly and everything so beautiful and rustic

[@ipickedsomething]

People are still moving there? Well, then, I have a house to sell! I've been letting it rot.

[@matthewstewart3133]

This dude made me bust out laughing constantly! Keep it up, Chris!

[@averyjoycelynbarakudablock4139]

Chris Cope, adorable guy. You should be proud of yourself. Great ending -the show, I mean. Self care is a life- long pursuit, so keep truckin' and don't stop. 🌿🌱

[@livenotonevil8279]

Just stopped by the comments to witness a civil war.

[@symet]

U r funny too...

[@heathermiller5765]

Lol I was looking to see if there were comments from angry Texans

[@barneystinson2781]

@@heathermiller5765 we're tired of California refugees we'd be happy to leave at this point

[@windyhawthorn7387]

@@Jajajajaja...1 At least we found all the problems and going to fix it.

[@Rikki0]

Too bad for you. I'm a Texan and he didn't say anything to make anyone here mad. Pretty funny fellow, I thought.

[@donaldtrumpsbonespurs695]

Reasons to go to Utah: 1. Dry Bar Comedy. Nuff said.

[@komradkyle]

also have the cool VR place

[@ipickedsomething]

That's the #1 reason NOT to go to Utah. Comedy, yes. Dry bar? What? No!

[@rich9965]

word

[@rickr530]

It's ways more fun to stay home drinking and watching it on YT. Only thing of interest in UT are the fossils.

[@donaldtrumpsbonespurs695]

@@rickr530 with reason number 2: paleontology. 🗣️🗣️

[@Wommii]

This guy was from Florida and wants to remove TEXAS?! 😂

[@BadSageAdvice]

It is very ironic

[@rhinoball00]

This made me grab my 10 gauge and brisket

[@xbemos]

@@rhinoball00 amen brotha

[@xbemos]

Thank God for this: keep up the great work depromoting Tx for us. We need much less movement here and would rather build a wall around and push ourselves out into the Gulf than have anyone else move here.

[@jeenkzk5919]

@@xbemosAMEN Brother

[@BeegirlsHoneyHouse]

I’m from Texas and I approve of and promote this message‼️👍🏽🇺🇸🌎

[@ferengiprofiteer9145]

My family's 6 generation Texan. In the military, we convoyed from Austin to Las Vegas. Took 3 days. We spent the 2nd night in El Paso. Got to Vegas the next day. 🤠👍

[@Harloha]

What a great guy, very funny, humble and just genuinely a good person. God bless you sir 🙏

[@cratecruncher6687]

Having done the Houston to San Fran trip twice I agree those signs that tell you how far away El Paso still is get old after a while. On the first trip I was towing a U-Haul trailer and had to outrun a tornado so that took my mind off the distance for a bit.

[@TramNguyen-qw2kp]

Love sent from Texas

[@FigaroHey]

When my family drove the southern route from Kentucky to California when I was 8, I remember my mother saying over & over to my Dad that she didn't care what roads or route we took back to California as long as we missed Texas. She wouldn't set tire in Texas. I never asked her why. And I've never been to Texas.

[@Snowshowslow]

Well, I mean, if she's still alive you kind of have to ask her why, don't you? There's got to be a good story there 😁

[@MegaFoghornleghorn]

Floridian here. I've driven from here to California. On I-10 it's 16 hours just thru Texas.

[@peggylee2267]

She's wanted. Call the Texas rangers.

[@briobarb8525]

@@Snowshowslow I live in Texas...I can tell you why...long trip...boring scenery! Feels like forever!!!

[@briobarb8525]

@@peggylee2267 Funny...but probably not. It's Texas! It's boring scenery most of the way!

[@kimberlywiederhold627]

When Texas secedes I'm there.

[@King_Karnage]

They won't

[@mns8732]

@@King_Karnage One can wish for miracles.

[@itsme-ki9lj]

تطور وف روتتم

[@itsme-ki9lj]

ككم ممم ك كم

[@aep7113]

I’m a Texan and I’d never want to live in any other state other than maybe Hawaii just based on the beauty. Texas is the absolute best and if you don’t like it stay away

[@Steven_nevetS]

Gun on my ankle... we all safe LOLOLOL

[@eazyray3411]

Texas is a country all its own,,,,but Dry Bar Comedians are some of the best!

[@_sheebie]

This was really funny! Thank you for posting it. I appreciate the new FRESH talent on this post. A lot of the comedians you guys keep replaying and stuff.... but I believe that like most of us, we watched them all already before. This is really outstanding. Thank you very much!

[@jessicaconner1242]

For a second I thought he was John penttie.

[@unknownchallanger1560]

Wow I thought he was ralphie may

[@neen42]

He does look a lot like John Pinette.

[@donuttingtornado7628]

Ralphie

[@rrrailservicehoscalemodelr4734]

I suffered a massive heart attack at 36. The doctors kept asking about my cocaine use, which was non-existent. I found the excessive questioning stressful and irritating. But the doctors were just doing their job.

[@imabinthekitchen]

Drove from deep south Texas on the Mexican border to near south Florida, a 20+ hr drive. This took a lot of mental endurance!

[@aaronwarner5492]

“...and then a a guy on bath salts kills the alligator.” 😂🤣

[@thisismagacountry1318]

That's Florida for you.

[@brandiwhines18]

5th and 7th gen Texan here. Hell, I had relatives who died in the hurricane of 1900. He's right about driving across Texas to get to any place else. Pure torture. Also, it's comedy. Some of y'all need to settle down.

[@tamihayes5313]

That menu was the bomb.. poor Irene:)

[@chrystinegaines3207]

"Have you ever gotten a bill so big you laugh like a Batman villain?" Hell yes, medical debt well put.

[@barowt]

I want to go too Waffle House now, and I know exactly how much money I'll need, lolz! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🐕

[@djllein6785]

@

[@patriciajones474]

Exactly! We're a big state!

[@alyssanautica7583]

So happy you’re alive

[@cestusfr]

I love this guy!

[@tbwpiper189]

Try driving across Canadian provinces where you can lose Texas in them.

[@heyitsnayaa6736]

😂😂right

[@Thumper68]

Well not really Ontario isn’t much wider and that’s just on the very wide parts besides that Texas is wider then most of the provinces.

[@thunderpants645]

Too bad a lot of Americans can't find Canada on a map.

[@Thumper68]

@@thunderpants645 just democrats

[@clrobinson1776]

Best way to start the day. Dry Bar Comedy. Loved this one!

[@blackbird5634]

Tell you what, I hitchhiked through Texas a couple times and you can doubt me all you want but the Texas State Troopers were polite, helpful, sincere and offered me no BS as a man on foot without a dime. They didn't go out of their way to hinder my progress and I don't have a bad word to say about them.

[@alyssanautica7583]

HAHAHAHAHA I loved the waiting tables bit

[@benin8or]

This guy needs to add a few more minutes to his set because he's great!

[@caseycreations585]

When you're convinced its John Pinette until the audio starts😶

[@alloftheabove8522]

When he said "Because Texas EXISTS " some dude in back "Aaahhhaaahhaaqgh"

[@aichitoshiki1321]

Glad you're around man

[@wolfstar46]

Now I'm going to be watching it all over again

[@heathenthatheretic5960]

Funny thing is I moved from south Florida to Texas and he's so right. Everything here is far as hell. Nothing is close.

[@hello-again6994]

Go back to Florida, then. Please.

[@DeathBone4656]

I live in Amarillo,We are litteraly closer to like 5 state capitals then we are to Austin...

[@heathenthatheretic5960]

@@hello-again6994 wow that actually bothered you. Lmao.

[@heathenthatheretic5960]

How about you 2 make me. How weak minded can you be over a simple observation and comparison of two states? Grow up

[@randibgood]

@@heathenthatheretic5960 Because they are true "bloody snowflakes". A big, wide open space full of whiners and bullies and home of tRump train. They just think it's a red state, right now it's really purple and getting bluer every time another "u-haul" rolls in!

[@ckoritko]

Hilarious! Wish it was longer!

[@gillgetter3004]

I drove through Texas and I’m from Michigan. I thought it was good, all the people were friendly. Saw a lot of things I never saw before. Great food etc. I’d go back

[@were2baby134]

You could come back and see the stuff we hide away from the highways 😉

[@MamaTtoB-P]

I have a thoracic aortic aneurysms behind my heart, wow I really hope I'm a survivor like you if mine ever starts bleeding out. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 you are so funny young man

[@nikkiwilder660]

I had one too. I went back for care and the tests said that it was gone. Apparently they can heal. I wish that for you as well. And, no, I did nothing special for my health, nothing different. It just healed.

[@nikkiwilder660]

Wait. Mine was aortic ulcer. They can heal. Not sure about anuerism. Hope so!

[@BAROMETERONE]

Dude is funny. Period.

[@BAROMETERONE]

@Ian Takacs Lol a commie?!?! Haha. Because he made the joke about Texas? It was a joke lmao.

[@singingwindrider9881]

Communism....th idea that a community should take care of each other. Hmm.....y is that so bad?

[@singingwindrider9881]

@Ian Takacs ..agreed...but because community doesn't take care of each other, people are forced to look to govt to take care of em. Want less govt? Then ppl should step up to take care of th needs they see ppl have (instead of being judgy, ex... "if I give $, he will just buy alcohol"). Then buy em a sandwich. But instead ppl just want to talk bad about folks. Another ex:...."she doesn't take care of her yard, she's making th whole neighborhood look bad"; yet th very person saying these things can't b bothered to offer to cut her grass for her once a month. Callous, cold...doesn't care she now has health trouble. His response is she should hire it done or go to a nursing home. Many ppl are like this & that's why ppl in need look to govt now. Sad, very 😥! Do what I can. But can't change ppl's apathetic hearts.

[@singingwindrider9881]

@Ian Takacs ...never said "communism" as is known as form of govt is good. Don't want it....or socialism. But would really like to see communities actually caring for who's nxt door (& not just so they can gossip bout em).

[@singingwindrider9881]

Neighbor been out of work a while? Why not help em get work? We all know it's who you know.

[@lazyorange3293]

I live in Texas, and I half agree.

[@rudevalve]

Certified Gold!!!!!

[@OrbGoblin]

That was a great set, this guy is pretty awesome.

[@cathychin1521]

He beat the odds and lived!

[@colonelkurtz2269]

Funny! I'm hearing Jim Gaffigan, John Pinette, plus some Peter Griffin laughing. 😅

[@TheWriterWalker]

He's funny!!! Great material and delivery. And I hope I don't offend him if I say that, at times, he delivers his lines like the great John Pinette.

[@connorchurch3518]

I was thinking the exact same thing! Pinette was incredible!

[@TheWriterWalker]

@@connorchurch3518, yes, he was.

[@jaipaulsethi6880]

i was just thinking that too - miss that dude!

[@atlantic_love]

Just a fantastic dude, great comedy. Love his perspective on things.

[@tommunyon2874]

Lived in Jacksonville, Florida for six years. Drove round trip to hometown in New Mexico twice during that time. I feel the same about driving across Texas. New Mexicans have a collection of Texas jokes.

[@mojoschmee9320]

You know how many people have New Mexico jokes? None, because that would require relevance....

[@dreamsaluminium]

is it inappropriate to say that i wish he would continue to lose weight so we could enjoy his talent longer? it sounds kinda rude, though i mean it the best possible way...

[@robingabbard5569]

He is so precious!

[@schadowolf]

Hilarious! Well done!

[@meditatemaven2969]

that was a great set! All the dislikes came from Texans lol

[@daveubermensch]

I don't think so. Not from Texas and I can tell this guy sucks.

[@fancysfolly554]

Yeah...Don’t mess with Texas.😄

[@sheneiaparks4745]

No, the best wine for bbq would have to be boones farm or mad dog, LoL 🤣

[@kramnull8962]

Followed up by a nice vintage Cisco....

[@nikkiwilder660]

Thunderbird.

[@GEAUXFRUGAL]

I 💕 this guy ! Chris Cope !

[@nenaelliott8058]

I rarely enjoy fat humor but most of this guys stuff was really funny. I don't find it funny when people put themselves or others down for the sake of a laugh, this guy did it sparingly and not in a mean way.

[@bkurtz8770]

John Pinette!!!!

[@liabeachy]

He’s awesome 🤩 what a inspiring funny man 💜🌈

[@TheBurnedManGraham]

Texans mad in the comments before they even watched the video

[@cojones8518]

They're mad because they had to drive 3 hours to get a wifi signal to post their comments.

[@johnmahoney7058]

🤣 truth

[@Ir0nMa1d3n]

@@cojones8518 🤣🤣🤣

[@floydlooney6837]

*grabs shotgun*

[@piperpipe201]

Yuperoo. Triggered and happily clicked to see if my texan feathers would get pleasantly ruffled

[@Rikki0]

Okay, I'm a Texan and when I saw the title on the thumbnail I thought, well I'll just go on here and give this fellow a piece of my mind. Problem is there's not a thing to be irritated about and, it's hard to type while you're laughing. Fellow Texans, don't be the least bit concerned. Just enjoy the show. This fellow just might be my replacement for John Pinnett (RIP, John).

[@inksosadstonewell4831]

Thank you for the Shout out to the Philadelphia E-A-G-L-E-S!

[@sophbliss]

Glad to hear you survived that ordeal to joke again, or otherwise beer would not have sprayed out my nose and made my cat run out of the room

[@weekendwarriorT7]

oh, that was golden!

[@naomieg1041]

He is Hilarious. He reminds me of John Pinette (RIP)

[@luinanarvaez2070]

My cankles got me booked on Grey's Anatomy 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@wdfktv8555]

I enjoyed this man's sense of funny. I can fully relate to the ascending aortic aneurysm part of the gig. We're still here Bro.!

[@joesantos2455]

Best joke he told: the inference that obesity and southern-ness r 2 different things!!

[@edithdlp8045]

He is right about Florida. My grandfather used to live in Miami and he said it was aweful due to the sticky climate and hurricane season. He finally got tired and moved to Los Angeles, which is hot but dry. I currently live in Los Angeles and wouldn't live anywhere else, even if the rents are way cheaper everywhere else.

[@SavageGreywolf]

Texas invented handheld calculators, 3D printing, the integrated circuit, and Dr. Pepper. Florida invented bath salt rampages and throwing a gator through a drive-thru window.

[@inksosadstonewell4831]

Wow it is hard to find a Sears...let alone get their card! 🤣🤣😂😂

[@TrailToughTrailers]

AWESOME!!!

[@aloromot4110]

Don't think of it as being nickeled and dimed for being fat. Think of it as a discount for being skinny. One of your shirts can make 2 or 3 of my shirts.

[@tesscot]

Best ever story at the end of the show. Maybe that nurse who suggested the preist went straight to God.

[@danielduckworth3100]

This is funny. Born and raised in Texas. Went to college on the east coast, got married, and moved my Texan wife out that way. I once asked her to drive from central VA to Raleigh, NC and she could not get over how that was in a whole other state and I should go with her (I had class at the time). I told her, it is less than the distance between Austin and Dallas. She was still mad at me because she couldn't fathom leaving the state in a couple of hours. I can't imagine driving from East TX through El Paso. That has to be a miserable trip.

[@rawdawg8194]

Well I thoroughly enjoyed that, great set bro!! Keep the laughs coming!

[@judyfrohlich1659]

Please keep losing weight...you are funny...you're a keeper!

[@lareneandpipsqueeksully]

I drove from Florida to Washington State it took me ten days, I swear it took seven days to drive through Texas!

[@TeamLegacyFTW]

Been an actor for 4 years, this hit hard😁

[@6rockinrobin]

LOL!!!! I lost it at his menu & price list moment!!

[@Mrs.H730]

This guys hilarious!!!!!!😂😂😂😂

[@donuttingtornado7628]

OH MY GOODNESS RALPHIE MAY IS ALIVE..... oh......

[@offgridmgtowhomestead2520]

This guy is hilarious

[@chitowntexan]

He's super funny 😄

[@johnathanflannagan2407]

I live in Miami FL, it takes 9 hours to get out of the state while driving lol.

[@Someguywithalotoftism]

As a Florida man I can confirm this is factual

[@kelleypeak6969]

Sometimes I can still hear them shaking their glasses. I felt that in my bones.

[@jessemasters1446]

This guy is gold! Had me laughing off the rip and all the way through.

[@trkddy]

i use to drive across Texas 2 or 3 times a week . Back in the Oilfield days . Its time to break Texas in half

[@valerieforonda60]

Good job!!!!

[@msteach3082]

Two thousand and never gonna get it!!😂🤣😂

[@noglenogle]

Glad you made it!

[@GEAUXFRUGAL]

16:00 omg too funny !!

[@tedereTSSK]

Good humorous set. Thank you.

[@southernguru1455]

Idc what nobody says there is nothing like my birthplace my home, TEXAS I've been to many other states and love all of them but there is nothing like my beautiful texas in my eyes period...