You Filthy Animal ! Boat Ramp Chit Show ! Wow !

BlackPoint Marina made famous by yours truly Alfred Montaner, aka the King of Haulover . Todays video has some drama because a 20 ft boat sank out on Biscayne Bay. Luckily the team at Tow Boat Us were on the radio and were able to get to the boat before it sunk completly. The usual boat crashes and dock fails but we also had a guest appearance by my wife and lets just say it was a chitty conversation. Have fun with this one cause its gonna make you laugh. Chit Show at its finest ! No one was hurt in the making of this video well maybe a few feelings but that's about it !
Don't subscribe if your new I don't want new subs but please do "like" the video it fulfills my ego !

[@scoop-sc5gr]

Already got one kid on the way from the Verrado videos

[@AlfredMontaner]

DAM Scoop I'd say sorry but I'm sure the night was worth it !

[@baaa4698]

Better than telling us it was during a Biden press conference🤷🏻‍♂️

[@709badwolf]

congratulations!

[@kendrickelliott1370]

i realize Im pretty off topic but do anyone know a good website to watch new series online?

[@princemoshe841]

@Kendrick Elliott I watch on Flixzone. You can find it by googling =)

[@samsuttle5556]

Hey, hey Alfred, go easy on the “senior citizens” bro. Your best subscribers are seniors ( from Indiana)

[@AlfredMontaner]

Didn't you hear me say , "Dam I just lost "40 percent of my audience "

[@lsfambam3]

The Mrs is right buy stock in Hefty bags! Yes coming from one of your female followers!! 🤣🤣🤣love the Chit Show!

[@36thstreethero]

That radar is sweeping a 150NM radius and using 75% of the onboard power.

[@reneap9049]

You KNOW IT BRO!!

[@janetyurkin822]

Is radar becoming a status symbol on these small boats? The woman in the kayak must have a death wish. I’d fear these idiots piloting these powerful boats more than Fred!

[@EveryoneIsFightingSomeBattle]

5:19 "they've been here about 6 days" LOLOL That damage @ 4:21 was probably sustained during atmospheric reentry

[@Arian0027]

When your radar is bigger than your boat 😂

[@Mo-zv5yc]

The more you can see when running drugs 😂

[@davidwright7834]

Captain trying to pull the front of boat around with rope. He’s on the boat. 🤣 16:52

[@reneap9049]

They senior citizens!!????? LOL!! I’m 55 and can dock a 80 footer bro!! I got your “Senior Citizen”!!! LOL!!!

[@seanharrison5064]

It’s like no one pays attention to their surroundings.. amazing!!

[@michaelatudor4797]

😂 chit show at it’s best 😂That radar is huge🤙🏼🌊🌞🌴🐊

[@akbychoice]

Like a Belt Buckle for a boat.

[@janetyurkin822]

@@akbychoice 👍

[@keithscudder7136]

He's also sending radiation to everybody at the Dock which is kind of stupid !

[@johnsmith-zi7jh]

He got that radar from the last hurricane when everybody evacuated. He walked down to the marina, uninstalled it, reinstalled it.

[@italiansister8069]

That big as* Radar on the boat found you Alfred 😆🤣😂😆🤣😅🤣😅🤣 you are the king

[@elianselmi4099]

LMAO... "get one of the extra-large hefty bags" ! only on Alfred Montaner Chit Show! :-)

[@nutsmcflurry3737]

A sail boat with training wheels, who knew.

[@tammiecox7727]

You be greeting hype bro your commentary is hands done one of a kind man you get excited easy and go from 0 / 100 realquick

[@kurt3543]

Says bro way too many times

[@dcc2444]

Is a boat, a cruise ship, a ceiling fan...NO it a floating helicopter?!?! LMAO!

[@Dan6erous]

Many of these people would benefit from a short video on throwing lines that actually move your whole boat alongside the dock, lol.

[@xXJBrutalXx]

bro snagged the radar off the USS Nimitz trying to turn his boat into a helicopter.

[@davidleblanc4712]

ALFRED WE GOT 10 INCHES OF SNOW YESTERDAY IN MONTREAL...WE NEED MORE SAND BAR VIDEO'S...LOL

[@fmaalouf73]

Am I the only one that saw the guy pull on the bow anchor line from inside the boat trying to turn the boat correctly on the ramp? 😂🤣😂😂😅😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂😂😂🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️

[@monstery121]

10:23 I had to replay that couple of times. We need more of them shots Alfred

[@chairfarmer1511]

You should monitor the TowBoat and Marine Patrol channels for context. Good job!

[@Stefan-wu3bs]

The folding trimaran is super cool! Even the blow-boaters love the Chit Show!

[@frankpazos9369]

The guy at 16:55 cracks me up. He is on the boat pulling on the bow line.

[@TuSofoke809.]

My propeller hub broke down and I tray to fix it at the ramp but at west marine don’t have the right hub for it 🤦🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️

[@StingerSecSol]

They been here about 6 days... Lmao that's gold!

[@baaa4698]

Every time mamacita has a cameo appearance I get the impression she’s less than impressed with the chit show and Alfs humor. (“You gotta fix that, bro”😋)

[@ScarabChris]

So much going on here....1) Yeah that radar is a little overkill for that boat and certainly don't need it sweeping the marina. Nothing but a big red blob on the screen. LOL. 2) The pontoon boat at 2:24 is sinking at the dock. 3) 17:04 the guy is pulling hard on the bow line to get the boat close to the dock but he's pulling from inside the boat. LOL 4) And yeah what happened with the blue boat missing half it's port side gel coat? Damn that must have been a hell of a collision. He was definitely sinking. Pretty good he got it to the dock before it sunk.

[@58TMJ]

The Master King is back at it !!! Awesome Chit Show Bro !!!

[@ptlpszt1]

Love your sho bro. Keep it up

[@robdtrucking2184]

That radar is worth more than that hialeah cigarette

[@buffettfanman]

Old school boxers or Tightie Whities in the bucket with Clorox soak wash 24 hrs later. Never throw them out!

[@Sutcliffe371]

lol thats chits from like a cruise ship !! good thing w all that south florida fog

[@robdtrucking2184]

Definition of hialeah cigarette: Avavnti, Concept and Renegade Boats

[@richardcranium8408]

Your channel cures homesickness. I miss those good laughs.

[@davebardo8122]

boat lessons 101.......lol.......omg

[@dsdyork]

Take it from someone that’s has learned the hard lesson of taking it really slow while docking. I literally go 1 bump in neutral and coast really slow like a turtle, let the current work her in. I used to come in hot like these people lol.

[@UrbanFisherman]

Not the bag bro 🤣

[@DCD-il3nm]

"Maybe it's something superstitious?"...... lololol!

[@nelsonfernandez7473]

I will bet 100 buckaroo that that radar just spins by itself nothing else installed, its like a 6 cylinder mustang with a 5.0 emblem

[@hhmiami4742]

100%

[@oeoshutton6134]

Funny stuff Chit, I've been on boats for years and this is amazing silly. I've docked sailing into a slip better than some of these folks. Ah good stuff love your channel.

[@ptlpszt1]

That antenna lmao. You must know them and gave it them fo sho

[@taniatait1791]

Those radars are brilliant for showing bird strike or flocks of birds working over fish underneath big tuna/marlin or any other schooling surface fish from quite a distance too.

[@shawnomack45]

Remind me never launch my boat there lol

[@thedevilinthecircuit1414]

Your funniest ending EVER!

[@BLAMBERRY]

That radar is gonna give them cancer

[@keithscudder7136]

I doubt it's a real Radar unit, rather it is a revolving piece of metal !

[@zfilmmaker]

That radar is true ‘chit show’ material!

[@samsuttle5556]

Yer good bro😎 keep your chit up....you a very refreshing 🤟

[@erikvanderburg3597]

That’s it radiation from radar smart 😂

[@steveregert3990]

This is comedy gold!

[@Class58001]

Alfred Been watching your channel for a few weeks now.. You got me hooked bro ive subscribed and notifications all done.. Keep up the good work.. Full respect from the uk.. 🇬🇧

[@pauljoseph8338]

I love when we hear from Mrs Alfred…her disdain for him just oozes out of that iPhone speaker…😒

[@trevorb3521]

Your wife seems like a pretty cool woman!! She's funny!!

[@brockyoung3616]

Bro I am 20 and can watch these videos all day 😂

[@tripledoregon8513]

Love it man keep it up. I tell my wife when I get home if I had to jettison a pair of underwear that day. Thank god for Costco

[@Captain12Davey]

You know I heard you talk about the get off my lawn guy and I immediately knew what you were talkin about LOL so strange that generation

[@TSKseattle]

1:07 Butt now a word from our sponsor...

[@Captain12Davey]

Hell cat getting the send recognition! Love it

[@patriciagriswold6060]

You need to have a sign that you can hold to tell new people your name on Chit Show🤣

[@seandingle58]

I think you makin people nervous

[@bobberger918]

Radar to track flying fish

[@jimmclaughlin5930]

Made so happy to put in at Ponce de Leon park did the sunrise blvd.twice.Charlotte harbor my place

[@ignacio9552]

OMG! 59 seconds, check out the transom, it's in the water and the engines nearly swamped. Nothing on this boat is right, radar for a cruise ship and transom overweight/overpowered.

[@Belleisland11]

Floridians don’t appear to use fenders😂

[@TheBoatnut]

You are too funny. This was another great video!

[@andreragguette6298]

Lmfao that radar

[@tomschnepp14]

Radical

[@sherylsteingraber5153]

Yup, hefty bag for sure!

[@Pietro-ni6ow]

That radar is about 6 thousand bucks.....that's what he meant....that boat isn't worth much more..

[@TheDLS82]

Dont think this shit just happens in Miami. Im from Australia and Saturday morning is the best time to be at ya local boat ramp with a pie and a coffee

[@KB4QAA]

Great show!!

[@scottmichael3745]

I signed up for the chit show!:-) lol. Funny bro.

[@MrNick-]

When you’re a billionaire with a yacht and too cheap for security Honey, where’s my radar?

[@Slcm02]

I have seen many boats tied up at fuel dock with radar on. I guess they aren’t sure where they are. Radiation for free

[@zebzepplin2872]

Churz bro new sub from new zealand, great channel🤙

[@AlfredMontaner]

Thanks Zeb stick around watch the playlist you have tons of content to get caught up

[@kscowboy]

Great Chanel! When do we get to see Alfred dock a boat?

[@JR36802]

Damn I gotta be watching the chit show 😂

[@robmacleod217]

Never seen a Cat like that Folding ploontons

[@mikeludwikowski7050]

SIZE MATTERS BRO! LMAO

[@tuomasholo]

Love the chit show. Have you trademarked the “Chit show?”

[@euniceperez4510]

That radar is worth more than the boat.

[@tobydog247]

Why did the clowns at 10:20 pull up to a dock when there is already a boat coming in and lots of other docks are wide open? Maroons man, just plain maroons!

[@seanharrison5064]

Dude!!! Lol There’s way too many people who shouldn’t be operating boats... 😂 holy cow

[@Slottyhappy]

Hey Alfred, You used to be the only one filming here at the BlackPoint. Now you have this Haulover, Broncos guru, etc.

[@MmmChipotle]

Good job Vance

[@jamesstutts8480]

James stutts is here watching you live

[@susieallen6601]

Glad all survived...what do you think the cost of the Tow USA is.....if it by time?....or size of boat?...or maybe distance??

[@keithscudder7136]

Tow boat US you sign a contract for the whole year and all the tows are free. Their basic package is around $180.00 They have other packages also.

[@Xtopher]

You should get a 6K camera positioned on the entire span of docks to cut to by cropping in in 1080P for things that you miss while roaming.

[@kdal6744]

I don't understand why people don't use the fenders! The older couple had them but didn't have them down on the side the hit. It seems common when I watch these videos.

[@keithscudder7136]

These Docks are poorly designed. You can't set them at one height because of the Tides, every 1/2 hr. you need to re-adjust the fender's position

[@DavidPearl23]

I think I’m missing one off my boat LOL

[@nutsmcflurry3737]

That's not a radar, that's a rotisserie for lunch.

[@cailfoldgoat]

Dude, I enjoy your show. Your the only Cuban I kinda know

[@jcrump6072]

I agree with your wife! Throw 'em out!

[@williamandersen6484]

Can't believe how few people have mooring lines ready...and how many jump off the boat and only use 1 line

[@sweeptheleg.]

So lemme see if i understood what you're saying. The boat sank. Did I get it?

[@alvincurry4753]

RADAR...to help him find which boat ramp to use???

[@gregoryyount6907]

It's a dick move to operate a high power radar that close people. Turn it off at the dock. That's likely 4-6 kw microwave frying bystanders.

[@keithscudder7136]

That's so true, but I suspect he only has the motor that spins in turned on so it keeps birds off the top.

[@lyman135]

Why don't these people slow down? They just come flying into the dock still going like 5 miles per hour. I mean isnt it just common sense? What do they think is going to stop them? They just ram the dock to stop. Don't take it out of gear or reverse to slow down, just throttle right into the dock.

[@davebardo8122]

never seen so many people with no clue how to drive boats..........good grief

[@albertlupti2159]

That aqua sport though.

[@joem8372]

lol at 17:10, that family is cluecluss. I don't want to be on that boat.