Ohhh Boy ! Throttle Stuck at the Boat Ramp ! (Chit Show)

Well my predictions at the boat ramp are getting better and better! Today we have an old Johnson redlining at the ramps and it was a beautiful Chit Show. My name is Alfred Montaner host of the Chit Show and today I'm filming at the Boat Ramps!
BlackPoint Marina is one of the busiest boat ramps in all of America. Boat ramp champs and qualified captains frequent this place daily !

[@HempKnight2112]

It never ceases to amaze me how these types are so knowledgeable they know what's going to happen before it happens.

[@HiggsBJ]

You need to do ride a long a with tow boat US. That’d be some good footage.

[@CaptainDayne]

Sea tow is better!

[@Ldwatzit2u]

SeaTow ride along for sure!!!!

[@markflanagan6653]

Yea bro he does

[@timriley2092]

How awesome would be if someone did the swimming Gator head joke on you after that guy told you about a gator on the rocks … now that be a chit show thumbnail lol

[@debistanley2791]

Doubt they would allow it. Commercial insurance works different than pleasure boats. :(

[@mannygarcia1810]

2:58 "he probably hit bottom", wife walks to the back of the boat and we ALL had the same nasty thought...

[@davidkellers8152]

Hard bottom to miss

[@rachelsaviation346]

That was crazy, I thought the engine was playing up because all that smoke coming out 😳

[@kadams0017]

Lol yeah, floating a UHaul truck would be epic!!

[@chinadave2854]

Lol Alfred your not a little out there your the max man that's why we love you

[@longtime239]

Definitely one of the coolest Florida channels around you got a great personality keep it up bro much enjoyment

[@theelizards2943]

Hey don’t change who you are for nobody. Chit Show is raw, like you. that’s why we love it😜🤪😝

[@AvocaSingleTrack]

@9:26 if I was that Banshee I would get the hell outta there ! Dude already has problems, all it'd take is for him playing with the throttle and it goes in FWD or Rev and anyone near him gonna have a bad day ! From up here in freshwater northeast PA...Love the channel Alfred !

[@carlkilonwise]

Watching from the mountains in Southwest Virginia. Great show Alfred!!!!!

[@billcallahan9303]

Sus palabras is what keeps your show top notch! Great job!

[@RaddestDad]

Saved this video. That stone crab man is on my phone now.

[@realwhitediamond5942]

Them boys put it in with a U-haul 🤣

[@PotatoeJoe69]

Cheap way too do it if you don't have a truck and can't find help from someone with a truck lol one day u-haul rentals that you return at the location you got it from don't cost much

[@alecbaldwinsnotpropgun]

Send it

[@dwightbernheimer331]

Waaaaait for it... Waaaaait for it... Waaaaait for it... thank God for Alfred and boat ramps in Southern Florida...

[@TheDLS82]

Shout out to the pro crabber from Australia. He must have patience levels from the Gods to put up with that shit at his local ramp.

[@fearnobeer9077]

We got the powerfish :)

[@LOCALLY_HATED_101]

@@fearnobeer9077 yah the fucking boys up the powerfish

[@kennythomas1107]

I used to pull traps offa both sides of Johns Pass in Pinellas Co. Florida......reload the bait and after we got done you gotta take the claws and boil them at the fish market and they had huge pots to use bcuz they have to be cooked before they would buy them from us......big fun and plenty of Tripletail hanging on the ropes from the traps.....my friend had about 400 of em and your arms are screaming at the 250 mark......

[@chicomarlin1246]

Nice! One of my favorite places is up there Billys Stone Crab

[@Trouble-Clef]

Alfred you’re a cool guy. You’re not “out there”. You’re in there with the boats and the folks capturing the Chit Show we love so much! From Vancouver Island Canada 🇨🇦🇺🇸🐊

[@clarktodd8323]

he is to out there.

[@lissettlamboy5754]

Your awesomeness is awesome!!!

[@Aaron.Davis56]

Guy must be Sea Foaming his outboard

[@wc2482]

Wait for it...Wait for it... Dude u are funny as hell. STuck here in Jersey and love your vids!!!

[@paulmach5]

I wish we had boat ramps like yours in the UK!

[@joedennehy386]

Nice settled warm weather is required, to popularize boating probably. We have them in New Zealand but only lits of boats in the upper north island where its warmer.

[@jnorth5689]

Spend enough time at any launch in the world and you’ll get a show

[@paulmach5]

@@jnorth5689 definitely see some sights here too but our slips are single one at a time deals. Multiple slips like this just don’t exist over here sadly.

[@TheMightyMackerelsFishingCrew]

I own a uhual truck. That's what I tow with. There great. I always chock any vehicle I launch with

[@Mike-uu1dl]

Thank you for sharing!

[@seangreene64]

The way that boat is sitting so low in the water the only thing they going to bring back is sea weed 🤣 ALFRED.

[@sionlow69]

New favourite boat channel, living in UK you don't see this kinda stuff, awesome footage, commentary even better bro!

[@AlfredMontaner]

Sion we have tons of content to check out !

[@sionlow69]

@@AlfredMontaner you most definitely do! I'll probably end up watching then all over the next few weeks, your personality really does add a lot compared to the other boating channels, they are great but the Chit Show is levels above bro, thank you! Keep doing this man, i don't know how much KZbinrs make but with your content you should be able to pay the bills and then some imo, I don't know you situation, you may have a $10,000 mortgage for all I know! I got a lot of your old content to watch anyway so I don't know why I'm worried about new stuff coming out lol. God bless bro!

[@robertsmida9601]

Alfred I think I found my new favorite video of yours.. Vaugh what you lookin at??? ALFRED WATCH OUT FOR THE CROC ON THE ROCKS!!! Dude, why you tell me??? I'M STRESSIN NOW!!!

[@deeplorable1541]

Up in Massachusetts we call that the Tow of Shame at Warrs Marina in Wareham

[@MannyMerc]

Abel is the man! He's a mobile boat mechanic too!

[@barowt]

This is as close to owning a boat as I'll ever get..

[@RedfishCarolina]

Looked to me like they were doing a Seafoam de-carb with all the smoke.

[@brettpadgett6046]

I love this dude! Been watching for a few months now. I love how he says something in Spanish real slow then says welcome to the chit show we’re burning up engines over here 🤣😅

[@CSJiGSaW08]

Miguel te Busco and Alfred channel are hands down the best legit boating youtube channels here in So. Florida. Others have weird commentaries

[@jironside2825]

Damn that one boat is like a mosquito fogger lol

[@w.h.p.3430]

I subscribed a couple of weeks ago, I want to thank you for your time bringing all this awesomeness!

[@tonyjessen8204]

Thanks for the show Alfred. 10 inch snow and 25 degrees in Boise 👍👍

[@AlfredMontaner]

Thats crazy!

[@chicomarlin1246]

Please don’t cuss like that

[@whoneycu]

In the clip with the stuck throttle and banshee collision... The RV in the background looks like the one from Breaking Bad.. BREAKINGBADMIAMI

[@sussertheoriginal]

That "Throttle stuck" was just someone giving their 2 stroke a blow out. 2 strokes will oil up their ports, plugs and exhaust if they're not running hard, especially if they are on a rich mixture. Giving them some hard work will make all that oil burn off.

[@Primalxbeast]

And I was thinking that thing must have some foul fumes before you explained that.

[@markjennings2315]

Get yourself a polarising filter to kill the glare

[@jofus3604]

9:01, Mosquito control☠ LOL! Long ago and far away they would spray oil on the swamps to kill the mosquito's.......... As always a great video, Thanks Alfred! "May you be a half hour in Heaven before the Devil knows your dead" That's Irish for God Bless 🙏

[@born2soon]

Thank you for the captioned titles! I don't se habla Espanol too well. Love your vids!

[@seymourrackoff]

Always makes me laugh 😂

[@frankkarr8355]

I love your videos. Very entertaining

[@RudyF6]

3:00 Amazing how one guy that knows what he's doing can dock 2 boats at the same time with no drama. Great contrast to the usual "Qualified captain"!

[@keithscudder7136]

Rudy, don't you mean those "Gilligans" out there ? :)

[@louskunt9798]

That guy has crabs!

[@manuelsfishnet]

Wow bro just finished watching your Miami River uber tourist boat river tour was just totally enjoyable watching them boats and houses and the information on the show was even more enjoyable as well. Thanks for sharing your experience in Miami Florida.

[@carlosrodriguez5900]

Alfred went toSmith and Wal. 2-13 great food and view was outstanding. Thanks for the video and recommendation.

[@timhockenberry4143]

Need to leave boat ramp with boat and show everyone the sites and the sand bars

[@germanescobar3060]

Lol you were almost wishing that uhaul truck went under 😂😂

[@AlfredMontaner]

Can't prove nuffing!

[@nickmarino2033]

Chit show 😂

[@leep4655]

SALUT ALFRED ! INVAT MULTE LUCRURI DE PE CANALUL TAU. MULTUMESC. 👍 🤗 🇷🇴

[@davidbennett2931]

Thanks KING.. Hope your doing well.

[@sledgenwedge]

Hialeah here brother just subscribed I came for the funny now I'm staying for the narration

[@muthrfuqrjonz3530]

Gabriel’s boat looks like an accident waiting to happen Hahahaa

[@teedog427]

KING....getting me through the winter months till I get back on the water...Thank you for your time

[@philwoolfson4451]

I'd definitely pay the waiver...

[@christopherdougherty2312]

I would make a killing down there doing glass repairs.

[@trickytrixie5805]

Binge watching the chit show 😂😂😂

[@dhooter]

Black Point. My back yard lol. Make sure to hit up RodBenders for a beer and seafood chowder

[@jimmymarsh2489]

I'd like the stoned part bit I'll pass on the crabs...lol I love the chit show

[@keithscudder7136]

:)

[@catlynnwittie]

Love your show! Binge watching coz we have white out conditions here in Abilene Tx! So much for global warming! Thank you for your hard work. You can add another female to your list!

[@Primalxbeast]

Sheesh, it's been in the 80's in Florida, plenty warm over here.

[@Nardur12321]

Well.. one of the effects of global warming is very cold winters where there is usually not cold winters... so THAT much for global warming :D

[@TheAstraeuss]

Please, tell me your not this stupid...

[@machew2009]

I think that would be a first that I know of big usual truck getting towed from the water lol

[@joefarmer4238]

Uhaul- hauling everything but furniture since 88'

[@rawblow4512]

Does that crab fisherman know where i can find some bearded clams?

[@samsuttle5556]

Great 👍 I was waiting for the boat motor to blow up!!! It’s -4 below here in Indiana

[@lt1nut]

🧊 1.1*, -24*wc; South of Milwaukee, WI; 2/14 @11:13am

[@samsuttle5556]

@@lt1nut damn it be cold!!! I hate winter

[@robertheinkel6225]

A rental truck is normally not covered on your auto policy. The UHaul pickup and Small van could e covered. No box trucks are covered under a personal auto policy.

[@GmanfromTexas]

Wow what a scene. the Banshee got poisoned. Oye los americanos aqui that I have gotten them hooked to our channel just tell me que los Cubanos de Miami estan locos LOL

[@ledfutrc]

[@leebatt7964]

I used to tow people back to shore quite often until i was towing a family in 20 ft sport fishing boat and the father had his 12 year old son try to shorten the tow line while underway in rough seas. Kid could lost a hand or finger, I want no part of that.

[@chicomarlin1246]

What’s up with the Breaking Bad meth van towards the end?? Thats the real story here folks

[@robertmatz6241]

Heisenberg is fishing, or using a boat... for... something.

[@Bullseye_airsoft]

I just saw banshee in key largo

[@fishingbarracudas4768]

You're profile picture is awesome! Eastern Airlines! Takes me back to my childhood days.

[@danielcj5]

I wonder if he will ship the Stone crab claws. They are my favorite. I’ll text him lol

[@chuckfry1227]

Did you get a reply? I could use some crab up here in Wi.

[@alexmilan2695]

The Phuckin CHIT SHOW!!! Coñooooo

[@deniece1938]

Fred's capable of kissing your feet at any moment. Sheeeeesh

[@sh1237]

He was probably "emptying" the carbs, its a good idea to do on on two strokes that arent used much, since the gasoline will evaporate out of the carbs but oil gunk will stay in there blocking the chanels and making it run poorly

[@mrbill1580]

soon he be stalking Fred the croc lol

[@janalalewicz7385]

Sipping Margaritas while sitting up on top of my houseboat across from the launch ramp, with a few good friends and watching people launch(or try to rather) their boats. Just doesnt get any better than that! Lol. We used to do that when I was a kid too at the lake. Now dont get me wrong I will be the first one to come help if they need it but I reserve the right to laugh my ass off at some of these jackasses! If your gonna take up boating then you should have to pass a minimum competency test...written AND driving test! Any fool with enough money to plunk down can put a boat in the water and become an IMMEDIATE THREAT to other peoples lives! Its ridiculous!

[@danielkeirsteadsr6939]

the throttle mechanism and the cable need to be lubed and tested before starting the engine

[@vmonroig21]

I slso would use uhauls f150 to launch when my Ford was broke that before the charged by the mileage lol

[@geraldinezerpa4804]

Bro im the girl with the white Nissan Armada and you always cut me off, I guess bc i dont make a show jejeje. We were triying that boat to buy it and I would of loved to see how I put it in the ramp. But nice video just watching us coming in. I call my truck la Bestia jejej

[@waltertx.6020]

Man, the Banchee did great compared to the guy ripping that throttle! Thanks Alfred 👍✌️

[@this_boy-gent_is_a_roy-den2660]

He had that engine screamin' like a banshee.

[@andrewdalton5499]

Kentucky in the house

[@sionlow69]

The banshee was in the thumbnail at least

[@kealiimanulani]

Some good chit...

[@largol33t1]

5:00 - This is why I would NOT want to work at U-haul or Ryder in south Florida or Galveston/Port Arthur, TX! You never know if they'll come in and say they sank the truck...

[@keithscudder7136]

Worse yet, they return the truck with seaweed hanging from the Bumper !

[@miguelfatman6066]

Looks like an old Chrysler O/B stuck in WOT ? Toasted

[@larrycarol6693]

Vast majority of insurance carriers for personal auto policies with not cover a vehicle over 10k-12k (carries) in weight. Often a box truck of any kind will not be covered. Buy extra coverage.

[@cathyheston3029]

Stone crabs are the bomb🔥

[@atcicon]

I went back in time and ran into the episode you met Abel

[@michael930turbo]

I cannot believe all the 2 strokes in Miami! 4 strokes have been out for what 20 years?

[@keithscudder7136]

Some people still keep their 2-stroke motors running because as of this year, 2-stroke will stop being made in the U.S. Other countries still make them though.

[@lynnboysimeona1471]

OG Chit Show back in action.... He meant to do that...lol

[@schumannresonanceswithverte]

I wanna see one of those U-Haulers go for a swim..

[@jonathanedwards8913]

That’s not a stuck throttle, they were just reving it

[@likilikiki]

When you've solo docked 50/60 footers it's kind of hilarious seeing some people struggle so much in a little bathtub.

[@MrCaptainDietrich]

the tow boat us is a tug boat for small boats and a tugboat is for builk carriers containers and oiltankers and cruisships size

[@hxrxld]

@6:20 extreme cooling - pero te tenia sofocao bro!

[@doncyr3332]

Old dude from Minnesota watching today, no offense intended, are you speaking Mexican Spanish, or Cuban Spanish? Is there a difference? I love watching your channel.

[@rowerwet]

It's all the same, but has differences in slang and stuff, just like England, Australia, new Zealand and the US speak the same language, but our slang and terms for things can be confusing

[@fishingbarracudas4768]

There is a difference. Major difference, actually. Alfred is Cuban. Cubans and Mexicans speak with a completely different dialect. Cuban culture is completely different from Mexican culture. Cubans and Mexicans don't look alike. Different countries that are completely different from one another. They both speak spanish, but as I mentioned, the dialect spoken is completely different. All Latin countries are unique and different from one another.

[@timothyblackburn6801]

That dude had gooey ducks. I didn't see any crabs.

[@darinruddock3394]

Is that the RV from Breaking Bad in the background near the end?

[@ihuntdeer60]

Man I wish I lived near their id get some stone crab dammmmm

[@machew2009]

Really wish people would research there vehicles towing capacity and the dry weigh of there boat and think twice before towing a huge boat with a small suv

[@jimhic3195]

yup seafoam!!!