Getting DRUNK in Porto 🇵🇹🍻

[@joenandamalie]

Hi guys! It's been SEVEN days without a vlog, but we're now back again after a well needed break with Joen's parents visiting. We hope you haven't forgotten us! Cheers and thanks for being part of our journey!

[@joachimdelfortrie]

Joen, your parents are brilliant. One can tell that you really are their son... 😂 same type of humor and no fu*ks given. fun video 👍

[@henriquesousa4789]

What happenned to your dad in Porto Joen?? Hospital? Ps your parents made a great adition in the vlog.

[@moviejose3249]

Well Joen your cinematography took a big jump with this one especially the scenes with the music from the guy playing the steel drums when you did your psychadelic motion montage. I would say you got quite artistic and took it to a whole new level. Maybe you should consider doing some film making, perhaps a small independent film with some local Lisbon actors. The key is finding or creating a good script. Perhaps you can look into your own story for some inspirational material ;)

[@saraosorio333]

This was your best vlog!!! I love it :D

[@joenandamalie]

@@saraosorio333 Thaaaanks :)

[@JenShea]

That was great fun! Dad Thug Life was favourite part! Your Mum looks like she's a lot of fun to dance with! Thanks for posting... Obrigada~

[@joenandamalie]

Thanks, Jen! Dad IS a thug so it came very natural 😂! Mom is a terrific dancer. Will make sure to dance more in the next vlogs in Denmark 😂

[@JenShea]

Sounds good! ✌🏻

[@nunoalmeidacosta2417]

One of the best vlog from you! realy nice, fun and high footage quality! We want more! ;)

[@joenandamalie]

Thanks, NC, for your kind words!

[@momcation9786]

Loved it! Your parents are so much fun! Looking forward to your next vlog! All the best from San Diego, California!

[@joenandamalie]

Thank you so much 😊And yes Joen parents are amazing 😘

[@filipaalmeida4146]

I laughed my a*s off with this video! You guys are super funny, as well as Joen parents! I only found your channel yesterday but am seeing your videos non stop while working. So, thank you for the company :)

[@vandafelix2751]

i liked you pretending to the receptionist it was hilarious.

[@joanfreyre]

love the hilarious family dynamics!

[@joenandamalie]

I know exactly what you mean Joan. And I am so glad that Joens family is the way they are. Makes it so easy and nice to be the daughter in-law. Thank you for watching 🙌❤️

[@becbaby5820]

That was brilliant! Glad to see you guys back & having a blast too.... I wanna come and see Portugal sooo bad since watching your vlogs, keep up the amazing work guys ❤️😘

[@joenandamalie]

Thank you so much 😊 We are so glad that we inspires you to come to Portugal as this country is so amazing. Thank you for watching ❤️

[@ricsep1980]

Sooo happy to have a notification of a new video... Your parents are so cool. And thank you a lot to come visit the north in Porto, our beloved and cherished town.

[@joenandamalie]

Thanks, Ricardo! Makes us so happy that our video can make you happy! Cheers

[@evapeto2443]

Omg the fake call was sooo fun! I just start laughing even thinking of IT!!!

[@darealberrygarcia]

I really liked this upload. You guys are doing a great job.

[@joenandamalie]

Thank you so much. We appreciate your kindness ❤️

[@filipecarvalho3105]

My home town!! ❤️ The river, the buildings, the people. Your parents were SPOT ON about what makes Porto so charming. Hope you enjoy amazing Douro valley and its wines and vineyards!

[@joenandamalie]

Thanks, Felipe! Porto is truly a unique city. We will be sure to enjoy DOuro, thanks!

[@aidasnathan7590]

Your parents are hilarious! I love this video!!! I wish my parents were that cool and that close. You guys look really happy 👍🏼

[@danaslx]

i love your vlog style and you guys are so funny!!!

[@joenandamalie]

Thank you Dana :)

[@morganmunsey2815]

This is one of my favorites vlogs by you guys. I love Joen parents they are so cool! Your Dad is so right about the architecture in Porto. I am soon going to have a place in Lisbon. It looks like we will be neighbors you are super close to my new apartment!

[@joenandamalie]

Thanks so much, Morgan! Makes me proud that other people think my parents are cool, but then again. They ARE really cool! :D Good luck on your moving to Lisbon. Saldanha is a great place :)

[@csdragonfly]

I love Porto. I visit twice a year, my sister lives there. You should go on a boat trip up river Douro and also visit Mercado do Bolhão (not sure if it's still closed). Nice to have you back. Missed you. Joen, your parents are so cool. Nice to see them again.

[@mjc816]

csdragonfly I don't like the Mercado do Bulhâo. Brrrrr

[@csdragonfly]

MJ C Why???? Best "broa de Avintes" in the country. 😋😋😋

[@joenandamalie]

We will do a boat trip next time. Weather just wasn't that great when we were there, but generally we just didn't have enough time! We are going back this spring!

[@93TIAGO]

Great job! You must come and visit the Ephemeral Gardens in Viseu in the summer

[@polyannamoonbeam]

Nice editing of content for Porto itself. I like how you include so many small interactions with locals . Lovely city....!

[@MrDimaPianist]

I had a lot of fun ahah can't wait for Douro valley!

[@joenandamalie]

We can’t wait to show you 🙌

[@jorgeamador9407]

I missed you already. Glad they came back. Parents are the ultimate. I loved it.

[@joenandamalie]

Thanks, Jorge 😘! We missed you too!

[@hugomco]

Loved It! Great vlog! Thank you for your amazing job showing our country!

[@joenandamalie]

Thank you x1000, Hugo! :)

[@carlosgeraldes2296]

Did you visit the old stock exchange palace? It's a must see in Porto!

[@joenandamalie]

No, we didn’t but that just gives us another good reason to come back 🙌

[@ES-ge7bb]

Ok, now I see where you get your sense of humor, Joen. Your parents are funny too.

[@joenandamalie]

Yep! They are hilarious people. Unfortunately I only got a little percentage of their comedic sense! :D

[@cinr76]

I have only one question for Joen, how can you still be wearing shorts with this cold? 😳

[@joenandamalie]

I only have one answer: true viking 😂

[@cinr76]

@@joenandamalie good answer. 😁

[@mjc816]

Catarina R. Eh hehe I thought the same🤔

[@SousaElder]

Cool parents! Just enjoying life. Saludos

[@joenandamalie]

Thanks, Elder! 🙏

[@anneofgreengables1619]

Your parents are super cute & made me lol! Good stuff. I like the light hearted aspect of your blogs, unlike so many others which have become cliches..

[@farben_]

Great vid,, your parents made it even more entertaining. In another Universe there's a sitcom with you and your dad :)

[@joenandamalie]

Thanks, Farben. We will ask them if they can move in and become full time vloggers along with us! :D I would love to visit that universe where we have a sitcom! :D

[@vasgeza]

I must admit, you lost me with buying art, but this was phenomenally funny. Thug life had me in stitches, and that prank call..... Fantastic, can't wait for more, by the way, love Porto too. Great editing all through, very very original. Thanks

[@joenandamalie]

The art vlog was a different type of video. We like to try new things, but I'm not gonna lie that this video was much more fun to make! :) Thanks again!

[@melanieesteves6842]

Hi this vlog was AMAZING :-D Loved your family :-P you're all so much fun and Joen pranking his mum on the hotel phone was hilarious :-D and the family dance :-D I really have fun watching you guys :-P keep up! you're doing such an amazing job :-D oh can you tell me please what's the name of the drink Amalie was having and Joen wanted to swap?lol I know it had Porto wine in it :-)

[@melanieesteves6842]

I've already watched it 4 times lol

[@autisminsights]

The Thug Life animation was just so funny, laughed out loud

[@isabelc.m9593]

suuuuuuch a good vlog!!! beautiful, awesome editing, funny, natural, tasteful.

[@MichaelLatham]

I love all your videos and now I have another family member hooked on them. They called my laughing so loud, I thought they were crying. They are like you have to drop everything and watch. Seriously I haven't laughed that hard in such a long time. You need a travel show where you two go to a spot your parents go also but you do the city apart so you don't lose your minds but then one meet up each episode. It would be a mega hit. Look forward to when you can return to doing more videos and thanks for the laughs!

[@indianestates]

Awesome videos... Really hooked to your vlogs !

[@PeterPanMan]

I could...not...stop...laughing.

[@joenandamalie]

Thank you 🙏 That’s probably the best compliment you could give us 😘🙌

[@miguelcoelho3877]

You guys are hilarious, and with your folks around that's double the fun watching! Have a tremendous time in the Douro Valley. And watch out for all that alcohol, if you're drinking port -- it really creeps up on you, and before you know it...bang!

[@joenandamalie]

Haha, we will ask them to come visit more often! It seems our videos are much more entertaining when my parents are here! We only had one Port drink so we didn't really get to test the strength, but that will definitely be saved for next time! :) Cheers and thanks as always for watching our videos, Miguel! :)

[@miguelcoelho3877]

Cool!

[@santicris007]

I absolutely love you guys You are my fave couple and your videos rock You know that but it's never too much to remind you

[@joenandamalie]

Thaaaanks x1000 😍! We can never get too much of these kind words!

[@eagletransporter1999]

The prank on Joen's mum ... epic !!!!!!!!! :)))) (still laughing while I'm writing this !! lol )

[@SuspirosdaBea]

It is true that because of the amount of the tourist that we have, now everything is overpriced. And to us (people who live in the center of the cities) everything is really expensive.

[@gotardpt1]

Great video!!!!!! Congrats once again.

[@latehappylife]

Hi guys . After I criticized your video quality a few months ago, for some reason the picture quality has improved quite a bit. I like your video Technik skills. I really enjoy Joen's parents. I think they're funny. When your mom says that she lets your father smoke so he can get sick quicker! This was a great video. The Porto festival was also great. Keep up the good work. I'll be watching Justin. P.S Oh! My mom's name was also Amalia.

[@pqmtlm]

The funniest vlog so far lololllol so funny guys :)

[@joenandamalie]

Thanks, Pqm! 🙏☺

[@Chops1750]

porto is the best!!! i grew up right there on the river best times of my life.

[@joenandamalie]

Porto is top notch!

[@arturmanuel8120]

Hello guys one more time. And now with your fathers it´s so funny. Your family are great and you already seems portuguese. You like good food and good drinks. You chose the right place, Porto is one the best places to eat and drink. Infortunaly the wther in north Portugal is very similar to your citys in Denmark. Congratulations keep going like that you are the future of this country i hope. Welcome to our society. Até logo.

[@joenandamalie]

Thanks for your kind words, Artur! Porto has a lot to offer and it seems very different from Lisbon. One of the reasons Porto never was a serious contender in terms of where to move was actually the weather as we know it is much less exotic than Lisbon. ☺

[@andrevilhena4149]

Par contrariar essa falsa ideia que teimam e passar hoje no sul , e Lisboa, choveu que ate inundou tudo...O clima esta a mudar e a diferença não +e assim tanta como ainda fazem crer

[@andrevilhena4149]

Said well Lisbon is something exotic but much more for its arabesque architecture and the POrto is more European in the architecture and its charm. It is not so different the climate, and even today in Lisbon and the south it rained like never before and it was very gray ... It seems that in Lisbon is a warm of the tropics and a radiant sun .. Any

[@santicris007]

I loved the bed scene while you were talking with your mother So funny

[@jorgegomez524]

your parents are quite a characters. I see were you came from. Are you sure they dont want to move to portugal? bring your grandma too! lol

[@mjc816]

Jorge Gomez I'd like to know how the grandmother is 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@joenandamalie]

Haha, they truly are unique people. But try spending a whole WEEK with them 😂! I think moving here would be a stretch, but never say never ☺

[@sureis4907]

Grande video 😍

[@joenandamalie]

Thank you ❤️

[@cmarq817]

Your parents are very funny! They are stars!

[@ricardopinho630]

Omg, I officially acknowledge Danish people the biggest trollers of Europe.

[@joenandamalie]

Haha, we take that as a big compliment! 😂

[@Louisfps]

Fun family having fun 😂😂😂😂😂nice video guys

[@joenandamalie]

Thank you 🙏🏼

[@Antawnyoo]

Hans Christian Andersen = fairy tale writer; so there you have,along with Portugal, poetry in motion.

[@jh5kl]

i find the opinion of your father about the differences between the two cities really very deep and interesting 😀

[@pepper7522]

What a beautiful and funny family 😘

[@nuno1935]

9:50 😂😂😂😂

[@Dawn-zo2ny]

Yay, i missed your vlogs...! 💙 It occured to me today that a lot of times your vlogs remind me a bit of 'underground' art movies...like back in the 1980's i used to go see art movies at specific theaters in Philadelphia...You guys would be great at making those kind of movies for Canne's film festival, etc... Also i am amazed at how you can get drunk and produce such awesome and creative stuff...When i used to drink, i would just black-out all the time and not remember anything...So, i'm amazed when anyone can drink and be highly functional... i love your eccentric personalities...such a welcome and refreshing change from Americans who often can be aggressive...and boring... 💜🔆😂👍

[@Dawn-zo2ny]

i'm American, so i include myself in that, somewhat...

[@joenandamalie]

Wow, that is a huge compliment. Thanks, Aria! We like to experiment with different formats, styles, music, b-roll etc. It's what makes the vlog a creative space where everything can be tested and explored. I think that KZbin is the best place to do this as no one is telling us what to do, but we wouldn't be mad if we ever won a Golden Palm at the Cannes Film Festival, hehe. Regarding drinking and filming it sometimes has a positive impact on our filming as we become more creative and "less boring" in the sense that we dare more. The filming probably takes a tiny beating in holding the camera, but on the other hand we might not have come up with the prank call if sober. .D Thanks again for your motivational comment! :)

[@afsasg]

Super fun

[@claudiaa.dasilva7320]

Porto! 💙 thank you for show the beauty of that city! This vlog was the best one so far! You’re so funny and I loved it! 😄Keep the good job guys! (And move to Porto, It’s more beautiful 🤫😜)

[@joenandamalie]

Thank you very much Claudia! We will visit Porto more frequently but we love our home in Lisboa 😘

[@luisigrejas6004]

each city has its own charm. they are so different!!. that's why i like both. i spent some days in porto last week, always a pleasure.i'm from Lisbon.

[@claudiaa.dasilva7320]

luis igrejas I totally agree! Saying that Porto is more beautiful is due to the affection I have for the city (I’m from Porto), because obviously both cities are beautiful and as you said each city has its own charm and beauty.

[@darealberrygarcia]

I agree,, I was really impressed with the editing of the street artist sounds going into who was making them and then to some other juxtaposition very cool.. 😎

[@luisigrejas6004]

thnks for your reply. and i must say i'm also in love with Vila do Conde, where i could leave forever.lolol

[@larshansen7658]

Another amazing vid guys!!! You are so muhc funn ;) Amalie blue is your color, You really looks nice wearing blue, (Well, no so nice as Joen ;)), but ;) And Joen your mother is so so nice ;)

[@franciscoantunes6484]

Loved the coments of your parents...

[@budgetanewlife5744]

Hi guys. Can you put the name of the restaurant by the river with the magician in the comments or description. We are in porto and want to visit there tonight. Many thanks.

[@santicris007]

By the way, your father is absolutely right ... I already love him ...so wise 😉

[@evapeto2443]

A laughed so hard at Amalie code for Zara 😅😄😄😄😄

[@adelanesantos8964]

Voces säo täo fofos, só falta aprender a falar um pouquinho de portugues ;-) muito simpáticos :-*

[@paesDalmeida]

You're a fantastic couple !

[@sukithiara3370]

u guys r sooo funny x

[@DiogoSilva-lf2oc]

Did you visited the city of Aveiro , my beautiful home town /city .

[@defoperator7993]

So funny 😂

[@joenandamalie]

Thank you 🙏

[@cesarmichaeldamotarodrigue48]

Great editing. Abraco.

[@some105]

You should spend more time in Porto. People are A LOT friendlier. If you already like that in Lisbon, Porto will be on another level. Of course, not everyone likes the extra TLC haha

[@shmurtzz]

Oporto, porto,francesinha, vinho, licor,..hip ..

[@ArturMaiaCarvalho]

Cheers 🍻

[@fabiam1988]

My city, my love!!!❤️🌹

[@PauloCarnaxide]

Nice and funny at the same time!

[@arturrosa3166]

Your best video so far. :-) Really funny.

[@joenandamalie]

Seems that might be the case. We have never had so many comments saying that this actually is the best we've made :)

[@ruicardoso4007]

You are really vibes

[@nelsonoliveira1007]

Dad is so correct. Buying all this crap. LMAO

[@extratalento]

Nice and funny family...kkkk.

Great fun 🤪🤗 Luís Maria Trp

[@joenandamalie]

Obrigado!

[@danielpereira8532]

You guys have already eated "francesinha especial"??

[@CarlosCarlos-kc3no]

I'm from Porto and honestly I prefer Porto to Lisbon. Nowadays Porto is really a very romantic city, full of nice retaurants, bars, tourist. No wonder for the 3rd consecutive year Porto is the best destination for a weekend away. Overall welcome to my city and hope you enjoyed it.

[@nelson1953]

Porto is much more cinematographic city. Don't you agree? Nice parents.

[@PrataDiogo252]

9:48 hahahahhahahaah thug life !

[@hugo-yb5po]

Norte é norte

[@Alfablue227]

Ok João..it is NOT "Duro" as you pronunce it. You said the word "Hard" in Portuguese or 'duro'...you want ' Douro' the OU sound is pronounced just like the word 'DOUghnut' in English.

[@farben_]

Or like Homer Simpson's D'oh...ro

[@joaquimsilva5502]

Portugal porto lisboa aveiro algarve bragança fátima leiria alentejo guarda madeira açores belissimo

[@DiogoSilva-lf2oc]

Joaquim Silva Aveiro é mais parecido com o Porto mas tem os lindos canais e as salinas também a praia da barra é linda com o farol da barra não muito longe.

[@DiogoSilva-lf2oc]

Setubal também não é feio

[@joaquimsilva5502]

@@DiogoSilva-lf2oc de acordo

[@joaquimsilva5502]

@@DiogoSilva-lf2oc eu gosto mais do porto penso que as contruçoes sao um bocadinho difrentes de aveiro mais faustosas abraço sou do distrito de aveiro e diocese do porto engraçado

[@octaviomanuel1396]

hahahahahahahahaha this video its so cool kkkkkkkkkkkkkk you cam now lady.... kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

[@AntonioRodriguez-ll9wt]

I'm from LX,but francesinhas... Niamh!!!

[@brunoferreira4127]

man what a vlog...you even had a thuglife moment in the video..dont leave portugal hahah

[@jsilvamaintenance]

If These couple discover port wine Don,t leave porto anymore I guess!

[@joenandamalie]

Hehe, we will do a comprehensive Port wine vlog next time we come back! :)

[@jsilvamaintenance]

@@joenandamalie l can,t wait

[@jaimegomes6427]

Good video and editing,nice people,nice family. As a city I guess that I am like Amalie....I prefer Lisbon....bigger,more european,better sunlight,more....international. Congratulations.

[@paulacarneiro397]

Porto is more beautiful and europeu than lisbon, lisbon is more África

[@andrevilhena4149]

More European? Of all, lisboa is exotic, a touch of north Africa, Mediterranean, nothing European in architecture, nor in time, ... As the light being less European, it has this feeling of more light since most of its buildings are built in calcareous, white stone, that with the light of the sun to affect the sensation of more light that, for me, becomes too much since blind, does not allow you to walk with eyes wide open The light of the POrto is filtered , which gives it an incomparable romanticism and charm. As for grandea, Lisbon with 500 thousand inhabitants and Porto with 300 thousand is thus a difference, from Prto to New York? Manis of greatness ... Anyway

[@andrevilhena4149]

And it is enough, just and alone, to look and see the buildings of the Allied Avenue, the whole square, and see what is European. That square breathes and exudes European arquiettura. And it is not for less since the Port had great influence of English and Italian in some of its constructions. Not European? And then the Port maintains its essence almost intact since the constructed remained unchanged unlike Lisbon that great part of its center was reconstructed in the section XVIII after the earthquake of 1755

[@paulacarneiro397]

@@andrevilhena4149 i like more porto

[@spencergreenfield92]

So sassy! Haha

[@lusopt1130]

Your parents are something.... LOOL!

[@TheJohnnumber1]

Loved the thug life moment

[@MrDantres]

NIKON forever!!! XD

[@cosmogreenmg]

Joen, dine forældre er meget sjove og hippe, og jeg nød virkelig dem, men jeg vil virkelig vide, når du og Amalia skal gifte dig ?! Jeg tror, du og Amalia var beregnet til hinanden! Vær venlig ikke at kneppe dette en gang i livet opurtunity up! Amalia er en meget speciel ung dame! Jeg vil selv gifte sig med hende, hvis jeg var 30 år gammel igen og single!

[@ДенисХаритонов-в5о]

good but whats the purpose of this video?

[@joenandamalie]

The purpose is to entertain and share our love for this amazing country. Also this vlog is vlog one out of 3 that hopefully tells a story about our trip with Joens parents. Hope you’ll stay tuned 😘

[@aquarium6387]

👎🏻🐈👎🏻🐈

[@mollyjoy7820]

Thug Life for the WIN!!!

[@joenandamalie]

😂