Getting Hit By a Car While Riding Your Childhood Bike & answering your questions for us! pt.2

[@Haunted-Void]

The way I cackled out loud at the "my ick is when I don't laugh at one of your jokes and you ask if I'm okay" literally my sister asking me when I don't laugh at her jokes

[@twoidiotgirls]

hahahahahaha

[@muchomango11]

The way Deison said “let’s just do 2” and they just go back and forth for like 2 minutes 😭😭😭😭😭

[@twoidiotgirls]

i love lyingggg -Deison

[@aby4897]

It was my favorite part😂😂 the sister annoyance came out lmaooo

[@maggiealvarez637]

Sameeeeee acting like y’all don’t have any Icks and then they go back and forth 😂😂😂😂

[@erynn222]

Dieson is such a sweetheart & drew being so sweet and comforting her is so heartwarming

[@dandavids769]

Glass onion meant so much to me. The acceptance and vindication of black female rage instead of the complete and total demonization of it that we’re so used to is what really did it for me.

[@twoidiotgirls]

dude YESSSSSS

[@muchomango11]

BIG TIME relate to healing my inner queer person, as an amab nonbinary queer person, being able to do things like watch drag race, wear dresses and heels, call all my friends “girl” and “sis” it’s all so FREEING, simply being able to live simple parts of your life that you’ve been holding back for so long it’s truly amazing

[@oter3660]

Omg u speak out of my heart being able to dress and talk without stopping myself bc of fear is so amazing and freeing 🩷❤️🩷 love that u also got to find this joy and express yourself

[@twoidiotgirls]

absolutely LOVEEEE this for u!!! -Deison

[@sherede1442]

Oooh that should be an episode topic!!! Superstitions that we were taught growing up! I can totally relate, being Navajo. There’s an abundance of things my mom would say to do and not do, as I was growing up. To this day, there are things I still ‘do and not do’ that are solely because my mom told me 😅

[@muchomango11]

Having a drink of the week and it being whatever you felt like bringing that day would be cool if people still wanted it

[@genesishernandez9660]

Deison’s bike stories are the funniest

[@twoidiotgirls]

I haven't ridden a bike since! lol

[@genesishernandez9660]

@@twoidiotgirls Deison I love you and Drew so much 🚲

[@muchomango11]

“Why are you crying?” “Because I’m a cancer rising” 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@muchomango11]

I love how long “bean freak” has stuck around 💀💀💀

[@twoidiotgirls]

u r all bean freaks

[@FeliciaRae247]

Every time I go shopping and see a new drink I think of you both saying should I try" a Fun drink!" 😂

[@twoidiotgirls]

we all deserve to try FUN DRINKS!

[@artinstructor4020]

Perfect timing. Woke up from a 5 hour "nap"

[@lonelygirl7900]

why did when deison cry did i start crying?? that was super sweet and i’m a cancer moon lmaoo

[@FuzzyBSMcgee]

The smooooothe “Go fuck yourself” right after Deison said we have to cut that out too was 😘👌🏾 you said that like only a sibling/loved one could lmao it summed up so much in just three words

[@Tayaaaaamaiarii]

Drew really is so wise beyond her years and someone to look up to and aspire to be like. As a Polynesian woman, I’m so happy that my future children will have a brown, female, role model like her to look up to ❤️ listening to her talk about her body neutrality was really inspiring

[@michellemarquez8010]

Omg, I love how y’all said let’s do 2 Icks, and both of y’all proceed to do more 😭😂😂

[@twoidiotgirls]

we luv to lie

[@lowkeylola88]

aww deison! what a sweetie pie. love you both and your dynamic so much.

[@twoidiotgirls]

😘

[@maggies7890]

Hi team back again! When you get so emotional over how much you love someone, that's real and deep love. It's very magical and my hope for you both this year is for that love to keep growing as you champion on each other's successes, and comfort each other through the hard times. I also hope your 2023 is your best year yet, and you always know that one of our favorite things about this year is starting it off with you two!

[@jazzifizzle7335]

Imagining The Rock playing Drew in a biopic, fcking sent me 💀💀💀💀

[@faythec5527]

The fact that I’m a cancer rising and also cried with Deison 💀😂

[@oliviapeachy]

Pisces moon and I was fighting back tears

[@twoidiotgirls]

CANCER PLACEMENTS RISE UP

[@lauluareid]

I love watching yall, reminds me of the conversations my siblings and I share with one another

[@kenaetionnegoins3786]

Me boohooing at the last question 😭 love you guys!!❤❤❤

[@thatneatone4995]

"Cause I'm a cancer rising" is such a real answer for why she's crying lmao

[@genesishernandez9660]

I’ve 100% done the hair thing- if I did well on an exam I’d use the same hair tie. I also drink Smart Water and am fully convinced it makes me smarter/more productive for work lol

[@alyssamango4978]

I resonated so hard to this episode, thank you 👏🏽❤️

[@krystal_marlana]

The end, had to post on my story. That’s exactly how I feel about my body, I feel understood. ❤️‍🔥

[@gabigoool]

"I would say artichoke is better" period Drew

[@quill_bee]

If you guys want to try a fun drink but on your own time, Kuii nata de coco is really good, I like mango and strawberry but they're all tasty. Warning, nata de coco is little pieces of coconut gel thats a bit chewy if texture is a no go.

[@CrafterChristine]

You guys, the work you do is life changing! Thank you for all the work you do! ❤

[@twoidiotgirls]

😭 LUV U

[@abbmaui]

Not you guys making me cry with the wishes for each other for this year

[@twoidiotgirls]

❤️❤️❤️

[@amyfarrell6884]

splitting poles like if you and a friend are walking and there’s pole you have to go around, you guys go on different sides of the pole. always go on the same side otherwise it’s bad luck, last time my friend did it our bus broke down for hourssssss i’m the middle of illinois

[@stevenlerner5515]

love the pod, the convo between yall, i feel like you talk to us and we get to chat with yall. I sometimes scream at the screen when you crack me up

[@De_voreaux]

I laughed so hard when they started cutting their icks toward each other out because I thought what if the rest of the episode was this and it turned into the MadTV skit where they censored the Sopranos 😂

[@elsaa103]

i agree w/ drew on her take about don’t worry darling, it was such an okay movie!

[@michellemarquez8010]

I can understand Deison, I use to worry about whenever I met someone I would need to invite them to my birthday party but I never had the desire to have a party at all. 😂😂😂

[@twoidiotgirls]

WAIT OMG SAME

[@DazDuenas]

I’m currently a nail tech student and I do reception at a salon..y’all are right. Don’t do dip, the salon only pushes it bc it costs the most and acrylic is perfectly fine and your nail beds can be healthy if you have the right nail tech. DO NOT let any salon rip your nails off with a plastic tip, that’s how you mess up your natural nails but for them they don’t care it’s just the fastest way to remove them.

[@gemmaacevedo2671]

your relationship reminds me so much of me and my younger sister ❤ love you guys

[@MandyDeadite]

Safe travel ladies! Be careful of those spicy storms in Cali! Hope you come to New Mexico next arm of the tour 💚

[@corinabrock806]

I too have a bike story. I was the youngest of my cousins and always trying to keep up. We were all riding bikes at my grandma’s; who lived at the bottom of a steep hill. Everyone was going up the hill and I was struggling to catch up/keep up. I made it up half way before i lost my footing and started rolling backwards at scary fast speeds until I crashed into a neighbors car at the bottom. It knocked the breath out of me. I was a fat child so I left quite the dent. I never got on a bike again, I won’t even ride the bikes at the gym. 😂

[@larryp6028]

I loooooved “don’t worry darling” and though “the menu” was okay. Man what is wrong with me?? Hahah

[@twoidiotgirls]

we all got different tastes!

[@samantaechevarria7635]

Literally me drew astigmatism in both eyes, I get people asking me if I’m high on a daily basis. The t is.. I usually am but they don’t need to know that..

[@twoidiotgirls]

lmaoooo

[@melikoko333]

Samoan grandparents are THEEEE MOST superstitious ppl in the world (mine at least💀) they yelled at me cause I didn’t cover my mirror with a i’e at night😭they ALSO yelled at me cause I moved my bed closer to the window during one of those random 3 am change my whole room things. They also are HEAVY believers of Telesa

[@Mexican_Afakasi]

Lol I can relate. When I went to Samoa, I slept with my hair up every night, which was new to me. Now, I always sleep with my hair up lol.

[@twoidiotgirls]

dude hahahahahaha

[@corinnewolfe963]

I love getting my nails done but I can’t do it too often because my nail beds feel like they need some air and also I have 13 dollars total in my bank account

[@julissalopez6396]

Just ordered 2 of the crew necks drew us wearing. I can’t wait to get them

[@twoidiotgirls]

SLAY

[@tanialorenzana]

as a HP lover "anything from the trolley" took me out😂

[@ZerooVal]

me and my best friend had dated back in like 8th grade for like 6 months, realized it was us not able to tell between platonic soulmates and romantic soulmates. like 6 years later and we are best friends and now shes like a older sister to me. btw we are both under ythe trans and gueer umbrella so idk if its because of that we are able to work it out or because of us being so younge when we did date. but it is possble as long as you relaize it wasnt actual love on BOTH sides

[@muchomango11]

People who don’t smoke weed (and people who do to an extent tbh) LOOOOOOOOOVE telling people who smoke that they’re high, it’s mad annoying

[@bbyselenite]

Absolutely makes my day when I wake up and see a new epiiii

[@twoidiotgirls]

every TUESDAYYYYY

[@oliviamuomua2764]

Nooo I’m all caught up 😂 So excited to see you in SF!

[@hannawho9719]

Hoooooonestly… I’m glad we’re done with the fun drinks

[@twoidiotgirls]

u and us both

[@vanaa2130]

Yup. I think just trying olipop or whatever they were was meh since they didn't like em anytime. So try something else?? Like Ramune? Maybe different flavoured oat milk drinks or interesting juice. Coffee drinks?? Maybe an ice tea? It was always those same brand of drinks guysssss

[@samanthapadgett2594]

As a SAHM to a 2 month old I do my own gel x nails and I have them med-long, it’s all about practice ☺️

[@stevenlerner5515]

love ur pod and love u both so much. yall crack me up and i love the vibes.

[@cheyenneshull8953]

RRR is a cinematic experience HIGHly recommend

[@lawlelizabethxo]

I laughed way too hard at dog nails 😭😭

[@illyvanilly3544]

girl get a corneal topography done, my eyes were always red and i was always straining bc i couldnt see even with glasses. turns out i have keratoconus mine was caught too late and i had already lost most of my vision in my left eye.

[@lexapeaches]

the devils lettuce comment made me laugh bc first thing i noticed was drews eyes 🤣

[@justynmccaskie696]

I used to get diet Dr Pepper everyday on my lunch break at work. One time I got too excited and forgot how to speak. I ordered a diet Dr Pepsi. The cashier and I just stared at each other until I realized why we were both confused.

[@KellyCameroW]

the 1st time i took edibles my husband decided it was a good idea to take me in public so we went to eat at ihop. i accidentally hit my waffles with my hand and i apologized to my waffles bc i thought they were trying to dap me up. i then proceeded to dap up my waffles while my husband stared at me from across the table 😂😂😂

[@robinschafer758]

I felt the same way about Dont worry darling..y’all should watch The Pale Blue Eye though it was much better!

[@oliviarollins3005]

“Let’s just do 2 Icks” starts going off on each other 😂😂😂

[@hughheffer9171]

omg the menu was so good! but also Last Night in Soho.

[@louisa274]

Always love your commentary on life ladies! Have y'all seen Woman King? So empowering for us women of all shades. I would definitely watch your Bio Pic & I think Samoan actress Frankie Adams would be perfect to play Drew & definitely need to search for Deisons actress 😍 happy new year fams x

[@kaelleom]

I’m sorry the way Drew ate up that “Junior” impression 💀 it was literally exactly how it sounds in the movie

[@twoidiotgirls]

dude it's so good for no reason

[@daesloaf600]

I’ve been binging this podcast and it Deison being a Cancer Rising is taking me the fuck out cause it makes so much sense. -Sincerely a Cancer Sun & Moon 😂

[@samanthapadgett2594]

Drew have you ever considered lasik? I had a bad astigmatism and lasik was the only thing to fix it, glasses never helped

[@caspiancasey]

Was counting down the minutes of my meeting so I could finally watch/listen! ❤

[@twoidiotgirls]

❤️

[@FuzzyBSMcgee]

I could tell Drew was a lil zooted when she was talking about her ancestors passing down Jesus’ feet water to her 😂😩 but I wasn’t going to say anything lmao

[@MichelleneFryson]

Splitting poles is when you are walking with someone and you each walk on the opposite side of it. If you split the pole, you're supposed to say "bread and butter".

[@maryglad5804]

not me turning the podcast off to watch Goblet of Fire. My friends and I always yell "that's my BOYYYYY" 'THAT'S MY SON"

[@gayZ99]

Just nabbed tickets for the Anaheim show see y’all on Friday!!!

[@justin7554]

I say “I’m gonna get a silly drink” cause of y’all now lol

[@haileypanetto3740]

I hate diet Dr Pepper but I love how my first memory of it was seeing my 2nd grade teacher come into class w one and I just thought she was the epitome of classy. I BEGGED my mom to try it and I was like 🤢. I wanted to like it so and so I could be classy with my white diet Dr Pepper can :,)

[@january1494]

Love this podcast so much omg as a cancer moon, v much relate to crying when you least expect it 😂 this just makes me appreciate my relationship with my siblings so much more, y’all really show how family can be such a beautiful and special thing. Also just two fucking hilarious people lol yay for queer journeys, this is the first year I’m really gonna dedicate myself to getting out there and meeting women 🤘

[@momomac3760]

Astigmatism in both eyes queens!!

[@adrihemingway]

ahhh you answered my question

[@lostinmusic941]

I bought more cups this week so I can have more silly little drinks at home 🥰

[@kalungachabala3692]

Now I want your thoughts on Avatar😭🤣🤣 I know I have some lmao

[@m.alvarado9059]

when deison went: cause i’m a cancer rising!!!!!!!

[@TheReal0re0McFlurr]

I was crying when deison cried 🥹

[@monetk42]

at the end where they’re talking about concerts are they saying Moono? i wanna look up their music but idk if i’m spelling it right 😭

[@twoidiotgirls]

MUNA!!! :D

[@Liz-tr5qq]

my boyfriend always randomly says “these are dark times harry, DARK TIMES” 😂😂💀💀💀

[@twoidiotgirls]

a CLASSIC

[@kristinenelson9376]

Spacing out while someone is talking to you is such a Capricorn thing - I do it all the time 🤣😬 (Cap sun, Virgo moon, Cancer rising)

[@twoidiotgirls]

hahahahahahaha

[@Skipperlucie]

Me as a fellow Samoan, we can definitely all be the Rock. It’ll be like the Nutty Professor, where Eddie Murphy is all the roles. But with the Rock. And better.

[@twoidiotgirls]

dude MILLION DOLLAR IDEA

[@Skipperlucie]

@@twoidiotgirls Honestly, I’m about ready to fund this. SIS COULD YOU IMAGINE. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 Block. Mf. Buster.

[@Meggly1918]

41:05 just got done listing tons - I can’t think of any Haha

[@twoidiotgirls]

hahahahahahahha

[@______natalie_______]

I just saw the menu!!! It was so good!!! The ending was insane but weirdly beautiful 😅I also saw don’t worry darling and the only thing I don’t like was the marketing 😅 it was marketed as a champion of female pleasure and it wasn’t bc she didn’t give consent since she was under a sim and that made me uncomfy 😅 and wakanda forever was the best movie of 2022 and top 3 of the MCU 😭

[@twoidiotgirls]

all great points bestie

[@julest9182]

Y’all make me dIEEEE laughing every pod episode holy shit omgggg

[@julest9182]

Big sis vibes ❤❤❤❤ love y’all

[@sotiredlol]

i am cancer rising also and I cried when deis cried except I’m a cap sun so I was embarrassed and mad about it

[@twoidiotgirls]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[@corinnewolfe963]

Also one time me and my friends had all smoked out of a waterbottle and my one friend was eating the little partially crusted pieces that fell off the top (idk why I think she thought it was funny and at the time it was) but she picked up a Rollie pollie and almost ate it until someone else stopped her. That same night em and a different friend almost pissed our pants laughing while we were scouring the porch for the cap to someone’s wine bottle. Nothing was funny. We just kept looking at each other and crying w laughter

[@yeseniaholguin5289]

the way y’all took it too far and cut out some of the icks 😭 LMAO

[@duhhwina]

in dwd harry is playing an american doing a british accent, that’s why his accent is bad it’s supposed to be 😭

[@maggiefitzharris4479]

You should get credit card grabbers to get your card out with nails. They are really helpful!!!

[@lalajandro]

omg the knocking on wood. yall just like me fr

[@soccerbopper124]

i think this was the first club meeting where drew and dei cut stuff twice lmao

[@twoidiotgirls]

took it a litttttle too far lol

[@aortatm6971]

This is my fave ep

[@soccerbopper124]

your fun little drink should just be a drink you already like

[@TheReal0re0McFlurr]

You guys should try calypso lemonades they’re sooooo yummy

[@mariaschmitt4820]

Watch barbarian please 😂 Don’t watch the trailer or anything, just watch it. It’s wild lmao.

[@twoidiotgirls]

I know it's scary! but that's all i know lol

[@clairefitzwater7376]

okay you said you were going to do something for deisons birthday and couldn’t talk about it yet, WHAT WAS IT

[@twoidiotgirls]

the way i forgot we said this hahahaha we'll bring it up in 2 episodes i think

[@clairefitzwater7376]

“in 2 episodes i think” (,,,:

[@emyliespears]

Dr Pepper has my heart fr

[@twoidiotgirls]

yupppp

[@maggies7890]

That's not Drew That's the man who sold out Barty Crouch! Junior