Sharing Our Expertise in Unclogging Toilets & answering your burning questions pt. 2

[@Tammbamm5]

I would love to hear a podcast about Samoan culture and what’s special to you and your family. If you haven’t already done so. As a Hispanic and native person, I love learning everyone’s culture, music, dances, food, etc.

[@ashantisroom1829]

Right!!

[@kaeceythepanda1564]

BIIIIIIG upvote on that one, Pasifica culture across the board is so under represented, we would eat that shit upppp

[@mclainbrogdon656]

Yes please!

[@Just999Me]

for some reason, it's so fun to hear their childhood, high school and college stories.

[@marcellahelene243]

Your guys’ laughs make this podcast that much better 😂😭😭❤️

[@savmantha]

drew not know what a 1-5 scale is is genuinely so fucking funny lmfao also the junior bake off is so good bc it’s just like preteens constantly dropping baked goods and still trying to serve them to the judges

[@mygoatlife6191]

Didn’t have a good morning with my boyfriend today, so I’m using this podcast to help me feel better and laugh🖤 thank you guys

[@sg997g5]

Deison’s HAIR!!! I love, she looks so pretty!

[@theogarcia2786]

Sarah and Brittany left us waiting 😭😭😭😭but thank god y'all are on time 💖💖💖💖

[@theogarcia2786]

This Leo slander is destroying my self esteem, are you telling me all people don't want to sleep with me?

[@MacePlease]

Trulyyyy, somebody needs to talk to management. 😑

[@theogarcia2786]

Circling back, most racist thing that ever happened to me, I was born in Ohio but am puertorican, they put me in an ESL class BC "I was in speech therapy" but fr they thought I didn't know English and my white mother had to fight them to place me in regular classes

[@violetmaritime]

@@theogarcia2786 no it’s actually so weird. i was talking to my sisters bf awhile ago (he’s south asian) and he was talking about how they put him in ESL classes for no reason

[@hannahrodriguez9173]

Crying laughing at Deisons college orientation story, just picturing her packing up her shit has me dying; just immediately being done with college

[@mikaylaaltintas3304]

Deison your hair looks so cute!! ps, as an aries I very much appreciate the grounding that Virgos do for me even though we stress you guys out

[@tianasmith1311]

Not Drew calling Cancer women elite and inflating my double Cancer ego (sun and moon)🤣 my rising is Scorpio too

[@Trock1127]

You guys being Team Jelly just made my life. Every podcast I listen to just convinces me more and more that we would be best friends. Love it.

[@BeccaPlusFashion]

I can’t wait til y’all announce your tour and I don’t care how far I have to travel to make it to a show ❤

[@its_aim_10]

You should try Bubbl’r! Twisted Elix’r tastes like skittles, the blue one tastes like a blue jolly rancher, lemon lime tastes like sprite (obv)

[@salinastraightedge]

You two get me through my week. I look forward to Tuesdays and Wednesdays. Thank you so much! 🥺🥰

[@skatezseven2701]

This podcast is all that’s getting me thru rn Fr 😂😭💅

[@bigvirgonrg]

i am also a two drink girly and a great british baking show girly. it’s my comfort show

[@twoidiotgirls]

Luv it!

[@Cairismel]

My mother had a bad fall sunday night and this is the first real laugh I’ve had since. Ty 💕

[@tayyuh3417]

Literally gets me out of bed so early to get stuff done which is so hard for me, you made tuesdays my fave❤️❤️❤️✨✨

[@girlwithalaptop5690]

Came from two hot takes cause y’all need to do standup comedy or something that episode had me rolling!

[@kyrsten2532]

You guys should roast our top 3’s, your astrological opinions are the only ones I value

[@givelyeve]

That’s a great idea!

[@momomac3760]

I don't know if it's necessarily silly, but I personally love ginger beer and jarritos sodas, particularly the mandarin orange and the lime. All of them are absolutely delicious but those are my personal favorites. I don't know if you have them on the west coast ☺️

[@piscesfae]

jarritos is always in authentic mexican restaurants here in california i love the tamarind one but mandarin orange is good too

[@TheRandomnessalways]

A story about clogged toilets: I was at a friends house and they were just moving in. They were showing me around and that’s when the bubble guts hit me. I excused myself to the bathroom and when I went to flush the toilet, all I heard was a “thunk”. The water had not been turned on yet… so I couldn’t even flush the toilet. I cried a little and then came out of the bathroom and owned up to what I had done. And then promptly left. 😂😂😂😂

[@kennethnguyen7045]

31:35 im saying yall started the demure trend now and forever 😂😂

[@lalajandro]

the way yall uploaded as I'm putting a pizza in the oven

[@hereismika]

I have transferred university twice, so I’m at my new school and feeling so lonely and homesick this made me feel better. I feel like I haven’t gotten past the first year stage cause I’ve been at a new school each year. But yeah, I just wanted to say you guys are the best!

[@twoidiotgirls]

ugh i'm so sorry to hear that Mika! moving to new spaces is SO hard! you got this, we believe in u! -Deison

[@ana-nim]

It sucks at the time but later in life you will be superior to everyone else because of your adapting skills! You got this 🌷

[@jacqulyn1269]

My sister and I are just like you two. We are so close and we love trying new foods and drinks. We love getting bubble tea. One of our new favorite drinks is the Snapple element drinks. My favorite is Water. Another is the mystery sodas like Fanta

[@localaud9814]

SAVES my tuesday with this lets go

[@boolasagna9663]

try yerba mate! they have some fun flavors (they come in cans), my favorite flavor is blueberry. it does have caffiene

[@biancaayala5376]

If you ever are in Texas… go to heb & try their flavored sparkling water, they have a lemom one that tastes like sprite! 0 Cals & mixes well with alcohol!

[@markaylaballard]

BAWLS energy drink!!! The blue bottle is a classic and so is the cherry but if you lookin for somethin without caffiene try the Belvoir Fruit Farms Elderflower lemonade soda. That sh*t bangs

[@quill_bee]

Kuii nata de coco is a very good drink, it has little jelly chewies and I love the strawberry and mango flavors

[@Bree22]

So I have a clogging the toilet story. When I was in grade 7 I went to bible camp for a week and we were staying in pretty much an apartment building cabin with different rooms and a big shared bathroom. Anyways I had to pee (or so I thought) in the middle of the night. What follows is a dump that I didn’t see coming. I tried to flush it and the water slowly started to rise in the toilet. Let me tell you I panicked. Water started to pour out of the toilet all over the floor. I think I blacked some of this memory out because the next thing I remember is that I heard all the girls talking about the scared girl in the bathroom in the middle of the night who came crying to a cabin leader and the bathroom was closed for a solid two hours in the morning because if my late night bathroom sesh. Anyways thanks for listening to my trauma.

[@emmabunch-benson4795]

Sounds weird but aloe Vera drinks SLAP. If you like bobba you’ll probably love as far as texture goes

[@emilycoburn9250]

They’re gonna commit to the bit 😂😂😂

[@tiffffjane]

Maintenance Phase podcast has a great 2 part episode about Rachel Hollis & her controversies. I sooo highly recommend

[@madisonmcroberts4172]

Orphan Train by Christina Baker Kline is such a great book! In no means is it a self help book and it’s a bit heavy to read at times however it is such a great book! Worth a read!

[@mayaalderete906]

AHHH a podcast I wait till 2 AM to watch👹 here in Texas 🤠

[@xxoldmagicxx]

Drew, I’m a Sagittarius that grew up with TWO FUCKING ARIES. You are not the only that see them for who they truly are. Everyone does love them and they are aggravating as shit, particularly the a men 😑

[@kianalohaa]

Not sure if there has been an episode or segment yet, but can we please get a little session of us sending our astrology info and yall giving those hilarious one liners or commentate/judge us based on those signs. I’d love to hear yalls input! 😂

[@SunnieRays]

Yeshhhh we need this!!

[@HillaryLusk]

Okay Drew with cancer women 😏 I'm cancer sun and moon leo rising so you were spot on with that one😂 I give Tefi vibes def

[@LanaLane-]

I don't know if it's silly, but try Cheerwine. It's a NC/southeastern VA special, think Dr. Pepper but without the spice.

[@keytti3374]

Love y’all so much I started saying yesh 😭

[@Paytdio]

I feel like this is a safe space so I’ll go ahead and share my truth… I do say TwO iDiOt GiRlS with Deison every episode

[@Nailedby._.Kirstenn]

Same 😂

[@mindpalace_reveal]

Same. I also do the little “wOOoOooOooooo”

[@Nailedby._.Kirstenn]

@@mindpalace_reveal and the Drew’s yeshhhh 😂

[@tabithass]

As a fellow gay & Scorpio & transfer student, i love you guys for this one

[@BEAUTYxISxFOREVER]

There’s an entire podcast on “maintenance phase” on Rachel Hollis it’s incredible

[@margaretcampbell1432]

I’m not sure if you can get them in the U.S. but Fernandes sparkling lemonade, ONLY the super pineapple flavor. It’s *chefs kiss*.

[@eesbenitez5192]

Ooo make Shirley temples! I make mine with ginger ale

[@twoidiotgirls]

added to the list!

[@eesbenitez5192]

@@twoidiotgirls *Napoleon Dynamite voice* yassssss! 😂 have you guys seen that movie? Me and my sisters used to quote tf out of it lol

[@kara9335]

Something about the State Farm Insurance sweatshirt is sending me😭😂 how do I cop one?

[@lilahpearleee]

the nut shoutout made me 🥺 that my fav of hers hahahahhaha

[@beckyangelique]

Thanks for answering my question girlies. I've had Michelle Obama's and Brene Brown's books on my TBR list for a while so I think I need to start reading them next. Thanks for the other recommendations as well :)

[@alicat4633]

cherry pomegranate anti oxidant drink mix!!! i’m addicted!!!! it’s soooo good and silly 🤪 you get it at walmart (:

[@sarahrhodes4377]

You guys should try the vintage cola Olli pop

[@MandyDeadite]

The fruit punch OLIPOP is fire.

[@mollylala7719]

Y’all like root beer?? 😋 so do I lol my favorite silly drink is the THC infused Keef Sodas Root Beer flavor they are so tasty I know drew would like it lol idk if u can drink it on the pod but it’s super tasty & they got Blue Raz , Cola , Orange , Grape. Lol but root beers the best hehe

[@ariel5058]

I love yall sm thank you :')

[@ariel5058]

As a scorpio I felt so validated this episode lmao!

[@caylenclouds14]

Just when i needed something to watch💖

[@monicamorley8458]

Thank you for saying that about Scorpios! I feel like everyone tries to give us a bad rep lol

[@xxoldmagicxx]

My mom does the drink thing, and I’m left holding my water while she commandeers all the cup holders 🙃🙃🙃🙃

[@xxoldmagicxx]

Lacroix taste like it should have alcohol in it and it makes me irrationally angry but it doesn’t…

[@jenniferbeattie274]

Mint yerba maté. Sounds weird but it’s sooo good

[@peytonr2468]

i’m begging y’all to try lemoncocco for the next drink i think you can get them at like whole foods or safeway and they taste like luxury

[@twoidiotgirls]

ooooo! added to the list!

[@cydiiwidii20]

Aries sun, Aquarius moon and Scorpio rising - this was such a ego boost lol and I can confirm my Aries impulses

[@lishalibra-6482]

Fun fact : I have a set of tiger eyes on me bc of that book it’s an amazing book

[@Savannahlynn]

As a Capricorn sun, im so embarrassed. And I don’t know if my aquarius moon and rising makes it better or worse

[@twoidiotgirls]

omg hahahaha i'm a Cap moon so i get it

[@Savannahlynn]

@@twoidiotgirls I’m so jealous, Cap moons are always the hottest bitches ever (apparently Dwayne Johnson is a cap moon😳LMAO)

[@KikiLynnie]

I’m dying - I’m an Aries sun and I’m so fucking competitive it’s not even funny. I flipped the board once when I was losing at monopoly. 😂

[@royalleashleyasprec2491]

Dear god, it’s me Margaret by Judy Blume is the book the women in my family all read when we start our periods lol

[@seracastro]

if your professor that you referred to is from Guam, she’s Chamorro, not “Chamorran” as you said in the video. not being rude, just wanted to point that out :) love y’all!🤎

[@melikoko333]

“Why would my parents do that?🤨”

[@jennaplaster760]

BUG JUICE from the gas station hehe 😅that used to be my shiiiitttt

[@mathildaotteman8117]

queen drew, as a diet coke addict myself, i would recommend the olipop vintage cola flavor

[@savanahedwards93]

I got Capricorn rising so it balances out my Scorpio sun , and Taurus moon I guess 😂 I swear scorpions and Vito's are just always getting along 😂👌🏼

[@fernandaruiz142]

When I had my freshmen high school orientation I posted on my Facebook to see who was going because I didn’t want to be alone. This girl I didn’t know commented saying she didn’t want to be alone either. We DMed where we could meet up so we can sit next to each other. We meet talk and she suddenly stands on the bleachers and starts waving. She ditched me!! Lol I guess people are like that 😅

[@twoidiotgirls]

omg I'm sorry this happened to you!

[@fernandaruiz142]

@@twoidiotgirls lol it’s okay this happened 10 years ago now. At the time it just confused me but I found people to hang out with.

[@caspiancasey]

Try the bai coconut molokai antioxidant drink

[@khorrijones]

Shout out to them thinking Scorpios are cool! Everyone thinks we're mean and shit 😭😭

[@Dianathevillian]

As an Aries women, I hate 99% of the fire sign men I’ve known 😂😂😂

[@alyssamango4978]

My sister said botanicals were in her drink and I told her to stop yelling at me lol

[@twoidiotgirls]

i have no idea what this means but slay

[@cydiiwidii20]

Omg I AM your roommate hahahah literally me.

[@myriamtouil3347]

Thank you for your work 💗💗

[@Bettyangelus1210]

This is up for anyone to answer… what do y’all make of someone whos a leo sun with both their moon and rising in virgo

[@mentallygrowing247]

I would love for Drew to talk to Glennon on one of your podcasts. It would be super interesting.

[@carlieroseb3461]

Olipop makes my mouth itchy. Probs allergic LOL.

[@twoidiotgirls]

omg

[@trashedout6]

omg this reminds me- people always assume i'm mexican and it used to upset me when i first moved to texas from puerto rico but idc anymore i just politely correct them and move on ANYWAYS i used to be a manager at a mediterranean restaurant and this one Persian (i knew she was persian bc she kept telling me and talking about it nonstop) customer was so rude and entitled and just weird and asked to speak to me about the menu and we're going over the types of hummus we served which were original, garlic, onion and spicy and she asks me which one i like the best and i said oh personally i love the spicy hummus and then she just stared at me in silence and then goes ... "is it because ur MEXICAN" heavy emphasis on the mexican with a rude ass tone and sass to it too 😭 i just stood there in disbelief bro i couldn't believe she said that shit to me n i just said "..no the spicy hummus just happens to be my favorite" LIKE WTF

[@Cairismel]

Drew, my prom night? We’d need a two hour FaceTime

[@yellowmellow9339]

As a cancer woman, thank you 😊❤

[@mindpalace_reveal]

Me, a Cancer sun, Virgo moon, and Sagittarius rising watching this episode: 🥰🥰🥰

[@momomac3760]

I feel the same 💝 I'm a cancer Sun, Pisces Moon, Sagittarius rising 🫡

[@morganwelch1189]

Not me drinking an oligopoly right now

[@Lenamcast]

What is Drew’s big 3 👀 I’m a Virgo sun and cancer moon too 🥳

[@megancrotty7265]

Try Mountain Dew voodoo!!

[@ruizsisters3020]

My big 3 Virgo, cancer, cancer ❤

[@RoKer13]

I feel like my Cancer rising keeps me from being a cold, logical mess as someone with a Capricorn sun and a Libra moon 😂 My best friend is a Cancer Sun ❤ My brother is a Leo and he is both sides of what you said lol He’s a Gemini rising and an Aquarius moon 😅 He definitely is a big spender… but I’m a Cap and my mom is a Taurus so us 3 all like spending money while my dad is like upset all the time 😂 There are so many Aries men I watch on KZbin it’s so funny. They would be too intense to date for me too.

[@melikoko333]

Y’all ever talk to ur palangi friends forgetting they don’t understand Samoan slang?💀

[@julissalopez6396]

I want pics of college drew and deison

[@Ashleyyybbyyy7]

Me during the zodiac red flag part with my Leo sun, Cancer moon, Aries rising like 👁👄👁

[@bayleykey4940]

The strawberry vanilla ollie pop is my fav!

[@mayatinoco835]

As a Scorpio, thank you for the compliment about Scorpios we always get the bad rap, but as a person who dates an Aries, the fucking acting of impulse, and mostly that's how they make. The decisions is very true. I hate it I can't even I can't even explain lol.

[@TheReal0re0McFlurr]

Me a cancer feeling very appreciated 🥺💞

[@dandavids769]

As an Aries woman who loves Aries woman drew is so right about the men. Aries men are the absolute worst but the qualities I hate in them I love in aries women😭😭😭

[@jazmynemendoza1341]

An Aries man literally told me he was going to murder me the first and only time we hung out so that’s 😀

[@katiebugden7988]

Golden Hour!

[@Nas96__]

How is October here already

[@morganwelch1189]

One thing about me, imma have an ollipop