Getting Mario Kart’d on all 96 Tracks

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Streamed on May 14th, 2024
00:00 Intro
11:00 First Race

[@lyleschlegel3184]

The funniest thing to me, was the little upset Alpharad, darkened in corner when he was stewing with rage. I hope it becomes a fan emoji

[@E579Gaming]

The fact the first race goes for 6 hours is craz

[@astercat49]

Did you seriously reply to 15 comments with this?

[@FrancisMX3]

Six whole hours of Sisyphus pushing the rock.

[@elmolovesfire]

Gotta say, there is something oddly cathartic and entertaining about watching someone slip into madness and misery from mario kart.

[@E579Gaming]

The fact the first race goes for 6 hours is craz

[@adcole09]

Large portions of this are like listening to the audio from one group of people playing a game while watching someone else. Like there's the sound of a group of people all having fun but that's not what we're watching.

[@kilroyfirelizrd]

Mario Kart is such a brutal game where all it takes is ONE thing to go wrong and EVERYTHING goes wrong in quick succession.

[@E579Gaming]

The fact the first race goes for 6 hours is craz

[@woahitsfranco5286]

im only like 3 hours in and holy shit he most definitely did not lie in the title, he very much got mario karted. he gets like so damn close to at least 1st - 2nd and then hell breaks loose and suddenly everyones ahead of him. i take back it all oh my god it hurts. this vod is torture i can FEEL IT in my chest oh my god

[@E579Gaming]

The fact the first race goes for 6 hours is craz

[@yn0t967]

Y'know when he called it "Getting Mario Kart’d on all 96 Tracks" I didn't expect it to be true

[@krishaunafisher]

I think that there needs to be an angy yapper for when he's raging lol just the same face but angy eyebrows

[@GraceBerlin1]

5:29:41 min - Alpha‘s new favourite map. :)

[@start9829]

Honestly it’s kind of nice seeing Jacob struggling in a game for once it’s a good change of pace from the usual front runner position he’s in

[@pollywas]

my girlfriend watched over my shoulder for 30 seconds and went “woah, this guy is an INSANE GAMER, look at the drifting, how do you get THAT GOOD at MarioKart” and then i had to explain he wasn’t even winning 😭 Jacob you are THE gamer in my gfs eyes

[@PSpiceProof]

This was an insane stream with a lot of bad luck and bad vibes, but let us look back on a great bit: 2:04:11

[@osssc5103]

The capture card disconnect with the slamming is hilarious

[@snowderfreischutz1571]

Streamer man gains the Mario Kart war veteran trauma over 6 hours and learns to close the game to protect his sanity, more at 11

[@ShirmaAkayaku]

I still have PTSD from that Peach Gardens race. All my joy and excitement, sapped away. At least Koopa Cape is the best track according to Jacob, thank goodness for that (:

[@Color_Splsh]

Chatters need to understand that not every streamer is Ludwig. Not everyone likes being insulted by thousands of people at once, crazy to believe I know.

[@Color_Splsh]

If you want a streamer that's similar to alpha but is better at taking insults, my recommendations are: Ludwig, Connoreatspants, Coney, and Jawsh

[@shadewful.]

@@Color_SplshAnd DougDoug who probably has the most chaotic chat of them all

[@Color_Splsh]

@@shadewful. Doug Doug has a chaotic chat, but all "insults" are pre-established inside jokes, like being bad at 2d platformers. If you step beyond those pre-written jokes you're bound to pinch some streamer nerves.

[@shadewful.]

@@Color_SplshTwitch Chat can basically say anything, quite literally. But the jokes are pretty tame even if they aren’t directed towards him, I think it’s just KZbin chat he hates.

[@8saiharamasukoi]

⁠@@Color_Splsh i don't feel like any streamer loves being accosted by a faceless mob just because they're good at taking it on the chin

[@tom__phan]

Honestly, what IS the right thing to do as a chatter when the mood of the streamer is descending? I am genuinely curious, 'cause I rarely write in chat, let alone even watch streams live.

[@Soul_Devour]

Me? I probably would say nothing. Feels like you're damned no matter what you'd say in that situation.

[@Color_Splsh]

It depends on the type of streamer, but in the case of alpha I think the best course of action is to spam silly emotes and do nothing else.

[@JMRGBastard]

Nah, alpha was just being a sore loser, the moment he got 3rd place in the DLC started telling Jaiden to grow up jajaja. But in any other situation i would say just engage as you would normally tho.

[@8saiharamasukoi]

just be normal not hard don't say weird bullshit hang out with people in chat don't psychoanalyze the streamer don't try to be the center of attention real simple

[@gamedemon9191]

Anyone got the timestamp for when Jaiden yells "EAT SHIT AND PARRISH"? It was so funny to me.

[@stephenbyers6173]

44:53

[@theforce243]

casual gaslighting 27:19

[@E579Gaming]

The fact the first race goes for 6 hours is craz

[@milbo06]

​@@E579Gamingyou seem sad

[@ThatoneGuy-ts7xd]

I actually feel so bad for Mr. Alpharad cause he's playing well and then he gets bodied by shit he has no control over mans is getting kicked by god when he's already in the ground

[@flowerghostt]

Thiss

[@Patatetbk]

He wasnt playing well he kept wasting his items like 90% of the time including sniping himself 😂 Makes it even better when he rages so hard in the 2nd half.

[@cottoncandysans]

alpha is going to have his kieran ark after this

[@oasisflurry9933]

hearing the despair seep into alpharad's voice while watching this is truly something

[@anynshimzrogn5658]

couldnt believe he did it at 5:32:44 way to go!

[@connorcooley9736]

There is More hate in this Mariokart game than a game of Uno

[@shadowthief19]

this brought me physical pain to watch. every time i had hope that he might get ONE the gods pushed the rock back down the mountain

[@JoogleDood]

i normally like when alpha gets mad at chat cause its funny but this one was kinda wild

[@woahitsfranco5286]

1:24:20 THIS WAS SO HILAROUS OH MY GOD 😭😭😭

[@E579Gaming]

The fact the first race goes for 6 hours is craz

[@NightShineOfficial]

easily the most disheartening stream i’ve ever watched

[@yoshiflash579]

Well…. He won Koopa Cape :)

[@Symptomatic315]

We all have a Smith in our friend group when it comes to Mario Kart. Never realizing they’re destroying you all race while also complaining the entire time.

[@Hydr8ed]

I know the game has less tracks and is from a smaller IP (that being Crash Bandicoot), but yall should do this "racing on all tracks" type video with Crash Team Racing: Nitro Fueled. I think one area that game has Mario Kart beat in is the boosting system and it has better/more advanced drifting controls imo. Its tracks are also very cool and amazing and each have fun shortcuts. The game has advanced techniques that when learned can make you a God at the game. While Mario Kart can be wild and psychotic, Crash Team Racing: Nitro Fueled can allow racers to reach ludicrous speeds and can be chaotic in its own right. Only downside is that to play with all your friends, you would have to connect through its online mode as its local arcade modes only allow for up to 4 players. I feel as though the upsides trump the downsides and plus it has a really fun adventure mode. Thats my pitch, hope the game sounds like something you would give a try, and thanks for the amazing content Alpha. You are one of my all time favorite content creators.

[@garretdrake2347]

I love my friends and i love mario kart.

[@DavidSilverthorn]

The shit Braeden did on Sky Garden is the type of move my sweaty 8 year old ass would pull against my older brother on N64 Kart, real evil shit.

[@AidanCuvelier-ty9pg]

I have tinnitus from koopa cape

[@theWastedSpace13]

Long ass round one, holy shit

[@Lampenfann]

I feel like I’ve seen this vod already

[@retro_aqua_]

this concept reminds me of rtgames challenge :]

[@stressedraccoon2589]

you know honestly, consider how much the game screwed him he did really great

[@Rwm4114]

you are a better man than me I would have stopped playing like an hour in

[@Itzyyyy1]

honestly. mk is infuriating at the best of times, let alone for 6 hours with an insufferable chat

[@flowerghostt]

Man maybe this should have been 2 sessioon thing.. 6 hours of wildcard is crazy. I would have ragequit and give up so many times

[@MrBuiznessMan]

This was a rough one. Lets hope chat learns to be polite:V

[@MrBlock-qe7hi]

Alphas chat tends to be a pretty good one right up until you put the word race into a title lol then half of them shit on his every mistake and the other half ends up kinda babying him

[@MayoColonThree]

This video was just painful to watch. I honestly felt bad for Jacob the entire time, because I've been there too

[@discaredcashmaz7360]

I hope they play shine thief that will cause true pain.

[@maxzur8500]

Jacobs Mii looks like Hayao Miyazaki

[@phillipmiller3076]

True

[@rowburt]

5:30:00 the race you came for

[@AidanCuvelier-ty9pg]

Petition for wildcard overwatch

[@insomnia88]

New title Alpharad gets 8-6 place for 96 tracks

[@alexandragibson839]

Excuse you, you’re disrespecting the Fifth Place Bandit™

[@cadenphillips4235]

He got 3 once a the start lol

[@ed_tk421tg4]

Can someone timestamp the games where he wins?

[@TheRealCheeseEater999]

WOOOOOOOOOOO

[@theforce243]

Nintendo massacred coconut mall

[@dinateal]

On a scale from 1-10 I’m a senior now

[@Megidolaon_]

i wonder which youtuber inspired this little video

[@PokeTheWishiwashi]

Did alpha get depression from this?

[@Nicholas_Percy]

I'm calling cps

[@JMRGBastard]

Never seen Jacob have such a bad time playing a game jajaja. It reminds me of my older brother, he broke a Wii classic controller out of rage while we were playing Super Monkey Ball Multiplayer, Monkey Target jajaja.

[@Hario338]

Would not recommend vod for people who are sensitive to shouting :( I watched the stream and it was genuinely a bit scary

[@Hario338]

Chat pls be nicer to mr streamer...

[@Miruuus]

​@Hario338 I think this isn't entirely chat's fault, don't get me wrong people need to chill but so does Alpha, he handles provocations horribly and sometimes he even answers genuine question with passive aggressiveness. I get that its tiring but many other streamers don't resolve this issue by insulting their chats because it doesn't do anything if not fire the assholes more.

[@Hario338]

@@Miruuus sure but "chat pls be nicer" is alot easier to ask than "streamer pls fix some of your complex emotional problems"

[@shadewful.]

@@MiruuusI think Alpha definitely has a “big” ego problem, he gets pretty cocky at times and has a little bit of main character syndrome, but chat also needs to learn that this dude is real person will real emotions, if I was losing non-stop and getting screwed over by almost everything I’d be pretty pissed too

[@shadewful.]

And this isn’t even the first time, I remember Alpha got really upset during a Mongy stream because he kept dying, and when he finally got a killing role, he died instantly again and chat was blaming him for not having the balls to kill, full knowing it would get him voted out

[@Armydillo62o]

I got timed out during this stream for saying "maybe try turning on auto steering" and I still stand by that it was hilarious. Though I'm gllad that chat eventually stopped being so mean when it became clear it was getting a little heated lol

[@MrBlock-qe7hi]

Lol I’m with you that’s jokes

[@Obilee]

🧂

[@E579Gaming]

The fact the first race goes for 6 hours is crazy

[@TheCatCam1]

10sec gang

[@camjetawesome]

this might be the worst game of mario kart ever, i'm so sorry.

[@oskarholmgren8035]

Second😮

[@oskarholmgren8035]

I live in Sweden so Im normaly around 11 hour after