Getting My Girl to the Moon in Phantom Liberty

[@Pongsifu]

A quick video release right after launch, as usual.

[@lennartj.8072]

Did you get early access? The speed at which you pump these out is insane!

[@agentc7020]

Never change Pong

[@Pongsifu]

@@lennartj.8072 I'm just a professional 😎

[@deshaunsucc2275]

My reason to exist has returned

[@nopenever2895]

Thanks for making awesome content :D

[@Rannos22]

The garbage truck self-troll is truly a classic pingsifu moment

[@MattPapp]

Pong this comment pingsifu

[@flauschigesbrot]

Pogsifu!

[@Icebergeification]

Pongsifu, pingsifu is his Chinese brother

[@ildaron7457]

I like how V gets hacked from random connections 50% of the time, but still doesn't hesitate a second to put more shit inside of his/her head.

[@AxelQuezada]

2:00 - Forgets the number "0931". - Sees "0931". - Reads out loud "0931". - Writes a different number. That's when Pongsifu realized that his cybercock was causing him cyberpsychosis.

[@verburmite8477]

"I think they just got Isekai'd" has to be one of my favorite sayings now.

[@benrig89]

The image of Idris Elba, furrowed brow, repeatedly smashing into a garbage truck that happens to be in his way is the funniest goddamn thing I've seen in months.

[@echodelta2172]

imagine forklift backup sounds when he reverses and comically loud engine revs as he crashes into the truck each time

[@jdogg1793]

This is def Cannon/based af for him as well 🤣he's just got that "i don't move for you, you move for me" hardboiled cop energy that never lets up the entire DLC

[@cereskerrigan]

That elevator grenade disaster made me choke on my spit. The fucking follow up scene made me wheeze. Solid work.

[@VashdaCrash]

I was very calm but, I appreciate good comedy when I see it.

[@KTDVD.]

good God the dialog skip bit absolutely killed me

[@captshavers]

Fun fact, if you continue the session in the clouds during the main story, you learn that V is short for the character's name (vincent for male and Valerie to female....they both hate their full name, hence V)

[@Hemostat]

A game where you can totally rebuild your body but they never thought to go down to city hall and get a name change

[@NEEDbacon]

@@Hemostat Because getting chrome shoved in you is far preferable to the hell that is bureaucracy

[@destroyer68175]

This is Cyberpunk, you know how expensive a name change would be? About as much as a ride to the Moon.@@Hemostat

[@randomisaac5959]

@@destroyer68175 No choomba, legends tell that name changes are so expensive you can buy the moon with the cash

[@mahapralaya999]

Where is it implied they hate their name? Played the mission not long back and V literally just says that "only people who know me real well can use my real name". Nowhere is it stated they HATE their name.

[@LybertyZ]

"I don't know if I'm winning or losing." --Pongsifu (2023) Liberty approves.

[@vaulthunterfromterra4053]

I like how the danger of the new Overclocked weapons is that they can burn you to death from overheating….. You can already get an upgrade that makes you immune to fire. It’s been in the game since launch.

[@Silverman160Zero]

The double take you had at 3:11 makes this more funny.

[@harryguy4444]

I love how the pongsifu lore keeps expanding like now we know he probably almost got shot by a cop because he couldn't hear his orders lol

[@nathantower5565]

As soon as they shot my French girlfriend I knew I was helping SongBird. It's funny that they try to justify it to you by saying: "Who cares about them they were thieves". Like they didn't acknowledge V stole from Arasaka like 3 times by that point 😂

[@maboilaurence8227]

No seriously, I was SO upset when they did that shit. I had the itch that they would do the same to me for the rest of the game.

[@VashdaCrash]

Feels, kinda forced too, like they really want you to pick the Moon ending. I actually did the Arasaka ending and it was depressing as hell. Edit: wait, I did both Arasaka endings (liberty and original), liberty's is not as bad for the mc.

[@nodeberiaestaraqui93]

To he fair Arasaka deserves to be stolen from

[@danilostanich9206]

ngl this was the only reason I sided w So Mi, the french kids were no worse than V or Reed yet he seemed like he thought he could claim the moral highground regardless.

[@tylerrussell9926]

​@@VashdaCrasheh it sort of does? It's cyberpunk anyone who trusts a government or corp that will absolutely shoot you in the back the second your not useful is not trustworthy. This is reed, even if you help them the only reason they don't kill you is that your nothing to them except perhaps a useful tool to manipulate. as for songbird she made a decision when you was little more than a kid and then was being killed by the Blackwall for around seven years. ( I say this because we find a shard in the safehouse telling Myers about so mi's condition, the last person to sit there was songbird) she was quite literally dying for years and instead of helping her they shoved more chrome in her ripping her humanity away. Add to that V is in a similar situation and who would you choose to help? The abuser or the abused? Of course it's not quite that black and white but such is life

[@quanlinglingdingle6122]

Waiting for pongsifu's baldurs gate 3 with jackson

[@Boba19423O]

This

[@Pongsifu]

Going through all the BG3 footage is part of the reason this vid took so long.

[@Boba19423O]

Pog, good to know you’ve played it

[@Ozzystrayroo]

​@@PongsifuCould it be a christmast gift that all pongsifu fan may expect? At least i know i need a good laugh at this year's christmast :*)

[@galaxybird8063]

8:53 glad to see everyone had the same reaction upon hearing this guy

[@King07062]

i opened up after the first guy started talkin let alone that mf💀

[@Grim_Nomadic]

It's a good day when Pongsifu post!

[@Raziell28]

I was so thrown off by the Fuwamoco clip of “TODAY!”😂

[@reaIqwerty]

This might unironically he one of the best DLCs I've ever played. Great to see one of my favs playing it!

[@gmananimations]

This didn't fail to make me burst out with laughter. Well done.

[@MollyWolfArt]

Yay, Fuwawa & Mococo cameo.

[@Kyrkby]

Great work as always, and jokes aside, Phantom Liberty was fucking amazing. Had one of the best endings I've seen. It was a absolute rollercoaster of emotions.

[@markimarc009]

I enjoy that we had the same mind for exiting the Black Sapphire. One too many barks from the crowd, and I’m thinking “eh fuck it, you’ve annoyed me” 😂

[@kamchatmonk]

Just started playing it yesterday and lo, Pong makes a video. Truly, great people think alike.

[@sigma.wr8]

totally accurate and concise playthru of phantom lib : D

[@sirshotty7689]

don’t believe the phantom liberal agenda

[@dem0nchild610]

Oh Mr hands how you keep gracing us still after all these years

[@TheCrimsonLupus]

V literally dying from the random chip in their head... just plugs more chips into their head :D Also: parking that garbage truck to block the car was brilliant!

[@InvestmentBankr]

This is the MOST UNBELIEVABLE part of the future - I wouldnt plug shit into my brain - much less a future where everyone is a hacker😮

[@l1ght872]

​@@InvestmentBankr just buy a self-ice implant

[@Myazini]

Fun to watch Alex go against his worst enemy - gravity!

[@synysterR6]

I am glad your upload schedule is so..., let's call it generous, otherwise I'd probably be in hospital after suffocating of laughter.

[@fallencorporal]

Parking the truck blocking both lanes, only later to have the npc trying to navigate around it, while also trying to be really serious and dark, really got me.

[@thespider7869]

Love the editing and style wow

[@DomWrath]

This is some top notch pongsifu material right here

[@blacknyellow962]

1:52 I thought I'd be able to forget seeing that some day. Boy was I wrong.

[@Kamitorrorga]

I almost died at the garbage truck blockade. I was eating and just could not stop laughing.

[@mycoolhandgiveit]

11:05 The "I can fix her/help her" impulse is incredibly hard to resist

[@SophiaAstatine]

The Mr Hands jokes get me every fucking time.

[@ZoeBateman]

still wild how they named a character "Mr. Hands". the only thing saving it from being worse is that the DLC area is called Dogtown, not Horsetown

[@Strutsss]

To be fair, no one knew his actual name or would ever see his face until V came along so that's what people started to call him.

[@AyylmaoCrashOut]

The ghost stories reference was beautiful 🔥🔥🔥

[@clashius9522]

Perfect timing! Just completed PL so can watch this without worrying about spoilers :]

[@Herofunatic]

Devastating that group before entering the elevator had me 💀

[@Welter117]

I had always heard of people getting unsubbed from channels thinking there's no way that's real until I realized today that KZbin unsubbed me from you and I was SO upset.

[@solidsn4ck]

omg I almost cried bc of that trash truck

[@isaimejia6635]

Mococo saying today threw me off i didn't expect it😂

[@Texelion]

Damn man, when I played it, some Barghest guys were pursuing some baddies, their cars exploded and stayed on the road near where you parked that truck, and Reed had the exact same problem going around. I watched for 5 minutes hoping he'd get around, half laughing and half facepalming hard. In the end I had to reload a save and the destroyed cars despawned. When you parked that truck I knew exaclty what was going to happen.

[@sergeantdxck9809]

I love your sense of humor

[@Somedude317]

Holy shit, why didn't I ever think about an altered vision or flashlight inplant. That would been so useful

[@TempestLM]

My vision is augmented

[@shorewall]

For real, night vision or something. There are so many rooms that are pitch black for me.

[@Kitboo4Ever]

Fantastic Video. Always happy if a new one appears in my feed 😍

[@BloodyVoyager]

You're so genuinely funny and the vids have so much effort put on them, it's actually insane how you're still getting to 500k. Always great to get a new vid man.

[@Cursed_Panda94]

Always happy when your videos come out, I also had a math teacher who sounded exactly like you

[@nolongeraperson]

Truck-kun claims another, even in games

[@cristalwaffle4937]

4:53 bruuuhhh the intrusive thought kickin in

[@casters5514]

I laughed so damn hard at the elevator scene when you killed yourself with nade and then threw a nade at some npcs out of frustration. (Definitely didn’t do something similar!)

[@defectiveindustries]

A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one Is it bad that my brain can basically only think in terms of memes at this point?

[@Kingdeathtrooper]

7:21 If hollywood remakes have taught me anything, it's that it *will* be easy for him.

[@siekaykay]

there, now it’s art

[@sinavf0024]

Great video like always bro 🎉

[@zerotodona1495]

Glad I’m not the only scared by Mr. Hands… Edit: my friend literally drank everything at the party. Like I watching go from suit to suit drinking.

[@soliloquy1774]

Ohhhh! I was just literally watching your first Cyberpunk video. HAHA

[@elOliPoh]

If your memory is so bad that you can't remember what you did yesterday, how can you remember old memes?

[@theorixlux]

People with traumatic memories tend to relive them subconsciously.

[@Pongsifu]

Extensive notes and keywords like some sort of meme librarian.

[@shorewall]

@@Pongsifu The memes are more important than our short term memories. :D

[@isashutup]

so happy he posted

[@jordantakahiro5481]

8:27 I almost cannot tell if Pongsifu just edited that in or if it is real.

[@valentds]

damnit patreon notification. this is good as always, but i can't wait for 2024 for older games time, should be a lot of fun for my ancient 33 years old body. bloodborne remaster is rumored to be on 2025 with the 10 year anniversary, meanwhile we'll get a tlou2 "remake". it's hilarious that entire franchise has way more remaster than actual games

[@IuSuShy]

ty Pongsifu for zeroing him,

[@pctarist]

9:00 Stronghold battle screams got me offguard

[@RedeemedPaladin]

that truck killed me

[@RujRune.Aelysian]

Would a Yakuza series appeal to you? That's sarcasm, I'm sure it would 😅 Anyhow, always a pleasure a new dose of Sifu's humour.

[@grimwest1222]

OMG hahahaha @4:22 you can even hear the truck honking LOL!

[@richardbreakin163]

The skipping the dialogue but is so accurate it had me rolling

[@nodeberiaestaraqui93]

So Pong hasn't only been on prison, but he also has been on /v/, I love him more each passing day Btw, Pong. Are you going to play Signalis some day?

[@Pongsifu]

Probably, yeah.

[@KOJIYTT]

11:25 bro is that the fish from spongebob!?!?!

[@Alby-1975]

8:51 good moment

[@anthonyfranklin9664]

A banger as usual!

[@RedSoul001]

The isekai joke fucking killed me 😂😂😂😂

[@russ2120]

to ease your mind: the guy in the mr. hands video didn't die. It got conflated with another story about a guy dying.

[@StarkVS]

For a legend V walks into a traps like clueless dweb

[@BPILL8313]

Still waiting for the BG3 play through. I can’t wait

[@angelo6647]

Funniest shit ive seen all day, classic pongsifu thanks

[@graham1230]

I’m finna edge to this

[@mrmoment6061]

the I.O.U bit was so fucking funny

[@oheh4160]

ну наконец-то видос от пиписифу я уже устал ждать

[@gamingandanime9000]

'Chica with a Dicka' - Noice 😂😂😂

[@dbzmaster1213]

Dang, Pong sided with Songbird. He didn't have to do the Alien Isolation mission - that would have been fun to watch

[@silvaeratone6567]

My Prometheus what fire of knowledge do you bring to us mortals today????

[@bigflip3714]

Great vid

[@Mdgld]

Wake up babe new pongsifu dropped

[@culpinha]

Pong references never fail to amuse me. Today i have a new channel to stick to, not tomorrow.

[@joeyb7408]

Nothin like squeezing the trigger on a backwards gun, so goes the dump truck troll.

[@PoPo-qp8zq]

You knew what you were doing with that garbage truck, don't lie to us

[@JHoffmannS]

Now to wait for cyperpunk to make a edgerunner dlc were can save David and the rest of the gang. (happy ending for Lucy)

[@shorewall]

Man, if they made it, they would still have them die at the end. It would still be worth it though, if there could be a love scene with Rebecca. :D

[@britishLols]

Thanksgiving came early this year

[@Tulah]

Yeah, at least Deus Ex had flashlight implant.

[@disaster_chief]

this is the first time i've ever wanted to buy cyberpunk

[@FoxLunar]

Wonderbro getting isekai'd is canon

[@loko78100]

Your videos make my autism happy no I will not elaborate

[@KvapuJanjalia]

Flashlight mod is the only mod I have installed as soon as I started playing.

[@tyrant_tarantula]

Pongsifu made this game a little bit more enjoyable.

[@RealBearFace]

Pong is right. I can get a cybercock, an integral arm rocket launcher, and face changing technology but i can't get flashlight cyberware?!

[@shorewall]

We have a fucking scanner, so why not night vision?

[@savvazotov4196]

Thanks for the video

[@Dressup_Doll]

I literally jumped at the Abyssguard girls jumpscare. I keep forgetting Pong watches VTubers.

[@joffa99m44]

2:16 Nope, you have dyscalculia, while I have dyslexia. I had to look up the word lol