What a Sifu Playing Sifu Looks Like

The devs thought it would be hilarious to screw with the three people that played Sifu with mouse and keyboard.
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Sources:
We have purposely trained him wrong from Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
Why won't you die scene from Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me (1999)
Hallway fight scene from Oldboy (2003)
Botanist beast mode babble from The Wild Thornberrys
Where are they quote from The Dark Knight (2008)
Girl sitting on the club speakers from Friday Night Funkin'
Music for platform boots girl intro is Underwaterbeats - Wonderland
Dying is gay audio by STBlackST / stblackst
Big brain realization face by Ice Cream Sandwich / icecreamsandwich
Realization music is from Super Metroid
Yo batter up audio is Scout from Team Fortress 2
I'm gonna pretend you're a man is from Rush Hour 2 (2001)
Girl with the bottle is Tifa from the Final Fantasy 7 remake
Spinning kick anime girl is Nagatoro from Don't Toy With Me, Miss Nagatoro
Guy in white suit punching scene is Kazuma from Yakuza
Closing book scene from Shrek (2001)
Gun in mouth scene from Lethal Weapon (1987)
I said I was gonna do that if you did that again audio from Smiling Friends
Outro music is Goth by Sidewalks and Skeletons
Outro music link: • Sidewalks and Skeleton...
The game being played is Sifu on PC (Also on PS4 and PS5)
#Sifu #Sifugame #martialarts #Pongsifu

[@Pongsifu]

I'm releasing this just in time for nobody to watch it because everyone will be busy playing Elden Ring.

[@ik-y]

And then release the Elden Ring video once everyone has moved on to... Kirby and the Forgotten Land???

[@Pongsifu]

@@ik-y A never ending cycle 😔

[@against1virus]

@@ik-y Nah, Minesweeper is going to be the next big thing i tell ya.

[@danyf7429]

You underestimate my simping for your content. Besides, even a Tarnished must eat breakfast, and your video dropped just in time for that!

[@CPL.van7]

The last pun killed me.

[@kd7087]

I know for a fact this man bought this game just for this pun

[@arturoz6547]

the damn last pun caught me totally offguard

[@darthsw0lev3rine95]

I didn’t realize it until he said it lol wasn’t aware of the similarities

[@vhamer123]

I read this comment right at the end when he said the joke lmao

[@spiderlily7058]

"Two Boomers fighting over a parking spot at Cracker Barrel." That had me rolling! Good job!

[@DanteDarksaga]

Same lol

[@frikicomputerwizard2237]

what´´s a Cracker Barrel?

[@spiderlily7058]

@@frikicomputerwizard2237 A restaurant with a gift shop. Senior citizens love it.

[@TyromePettyTv]

“She’s a walking brick wall with a clit” holy shit I never laughed so hard😂

[@yaboigaming123]

"They're just girlbossing me over the head with a lead pipe." Perfect line, man

[@1337-Nathaniel]

"You must enjoy the taste of defeat". - "I don't actually like the taste of feet, but whatever." My favorite.

[@Davemyguy]

A lot of people get confused when he says "I've been waiting 8 long years for this" but it's not like he leaves and comes back when he ages. He quite literally magically ages in a second, absorbing a year of knowledge and training without the time it takes. So even if he's 80 by the end it'll still be 8 years in real time

[@Davemyguy]

It's the reason why the bosses don't age with you

[@ZigealFaust]

@@Davemyguy I thought this was obvious. Every boss has a "super power". Your's is aging instead of death.

[@zyriantel9601]

@@ZigealFaust Not gonna lie, I think we got screwed on the super power rationing

[@SstylerMA]

Isn't it 7 years realistically? He died at 12, got revived so it's 13, game start at 20 so ..

[@lordtoomas]

@@SstylerMA chronologically he would have still been waiting 8 years even if he had magically aged an extra year

[@littlekinginc124]

He is now truly the Pong Sifu

[@demareewheeler639]

OOHHHHHH

[@MALICEM12]

That depends, did he do a pong video?

[@SpcyToast]

Y'know there's a true ending where you spare all the bosses

[@Gill_Man]

Pong never gets the good ending

[@user-tl3fv5ub6e]

@@Gill_Man yeah based on his silent hill videos

[@Pongsifu]

@@Gill_Man Video games have good endings?

[@MaskOfLimbo]

@@Pongsifu I know, crazy right?

[@kyrohowe3156]

@@Pongsifu lol ALWAYS HAS BEEN

[@jordyedwards4412]

Pongsifu's comedic timing and choices are always top tier, genuinely cry-laughing sometimes

[@kyrohowe3156]

2:26 is my favorite 🤣

[@PS3TySnipe]

I was literally JUST thinking "he can't NOT play it he is 'sifu' " and here we are

[@jester5905]

9:36 gotta be my fav "I'm gonna beat you for looking like an idiot" moment

[@rio3702]

Pongsifu: *Upload* Me: "A fine addition to my collection"

[@MEGAZARSAI]

[5:56] That scene went straight from kungfu fight to murder scene 💀😆

[@sickghoulsama2317]

I couldnt stop laughing bro, dude got his shit pushed in, that man was READY

[@NoLifeKingRL]

Thank you for bringing me back to this timestamp. God damn there are some perfect moments in this video.

[@hikaru6027]

7:36 I laughed so hard, and Pong's commentary makes it even better

[@MTLion3]

I can’t believe what I’ve just witnessed - you struggle bussed through the whole game and then beat the final boss in like 4-5 tries. How TF. I made it to him at 25 and haven’t been able to even see his second phase yet 🤣

[@Pongsifu]

He is where I realized how OP it is to switch between parry and down dodge. It actually would have made the other bosses much easier too. Just parry until your block bar is nearly broken then down dodge to replenish because parry damages their bar on top of your attacks. Just make sure to parry his GOD DAMN SWEEP

[@Barrelhater]

@@Pongsifu That sweep has ended many lives

[@unlimitedsqworks1881]

Tbh the final boss is the easiest one. You just need to span parry

[@MTLion3]

@@Pongsifu XD So just twitch like you're on Adderall until you win? Got it XD I will heed your advice, Master PongSifu

[@sharif47]

​@@Pongsifu summed up my strat against Yang perfectly... except for the sweep. I usually avoid that as well. On phase 1, if his leg glows and he's too far, it's a sweep. On phase 2, he probably does it only if you keep spamming avoid for too long. Or if I misjudge a sweep, I just follow-up with a ground takedown. Win-win for me.

[@1515Paulius]

The notification that Pongsifu uploaded a sifu video made my day instantly

[@futanahriadventures]

Pongsifu is back with another banger. The dodge spamming failing at the Tower`s boss is just *chef kiss*

[@sportyj]

"I am the Sifu...PONGsifu." and that is how you write a good movie ending

[@vedantshastri8799]

1:27 i love this bit 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@TAGRekks]

I absolutely love your content, Keep up the great work bro!

[@supovit]

If I wasn’t at the gym, the “walking brick wall with a clit” would’ve had me laughing sooooo loud holy shit!

[@NoLifeKingRL]

I'm at home so I was fucking wheeze laughing so hard here. Glorious comment. Really cathartic watching someone go through these hardships after I recently beat it.

[@chrisyoung1576]

Such a cultured man, you know Oldboy . Awesome !

[@troninshive5888]

I'm so glad i found your channel your are hilarious and the editing freaking perfect

[@Idiot1234569]

Just discovered your channel, my guy you are criminally underrated, the edits the one liners it all comes together wonderfully. Keep up the good work

[@pwnagecakes8934]

I seen all your videos, but some how this one brought me laughing so hard I had tears. You cured my week.

[@Ravenpaw1313]

I love the quality chill of your humour, it's always on point XD Also extra win for the Kung Pow: Enter the Fist reference!!!

[@maskedrecruit4571]

"Please go easy on me, I'm very old and fragile" *target acquired*

[@chazfromouterspace]

The legend returns, I long waited for this moment of sifu on sifu action

[@rdoozy]

I'm happier to see this than elden ring honestly. Not just cause I'm not interested in elden ring, but mainly since all your damn videos are pure quality. It was fun watching your ass get kicked Mr. Sifu

[@gintaspintas9760]

you're just a legend, love your videos so much

[@darianwhite3134]

No matter what Pongsifu will always be my favourite KZbinr, there’s no one that points out the most obscure hilarious flaws in games like he does not only that he reveals some pretty awesome games I never thought of trying, I know for sure you won’t see this humble fans comment but we appreciate your full on sarcasm 😂 keep posting more! We want more!

[@marcelovinicius3386]

there isn't single video in this channel which isn't pure gold

[@Reptar156]

Your edits and comedy are god worthy. These memes are very time appropriate. Keep it up!!!!! Please continue with your brand of humor, it is a great reprieve from today's normal.

[@SuperBadfishy]

Thank you for your super detailed description!

[@Hungabrigoo]

Seeing Pong getting demolished in a difficult game is my guilty pleasure, and I hope it forever will be.

[@Malum3538]

One of the best Sifu edits yet would love to see pongsifu show mercy to the bosses on the next video

[@MoonlitPhoenix0]

"I'll just bob and weave till I figure it out" *immediate bonk* 🤣 comedy that writes itself

[@Calderman96]

Your comedic style is a breathe of fresh air. You had me laughing the whole time

[@Vince-cc8zx]

I'm so glad for discovering you. It is really fun to hear you talk :D

[@rexile1986]

How the hell did you manage to make me laugh at a game that I’ve been raging on, you are a genius sir lol

[@diasfontes3798]

You`re a mind reader, man! I was thinking to myself after beating Sifu this week that it would be such a blast if you played it for a video. And here it is. Cheers!

[@themindset4164]

The smiling friends audio clip at the end floored me. Great video man you're hilarious.

[@Tea_Sea69420]

Unsurprisingly he was the sifu after all, the Pongsifu

[@sinnabon1]

Dudeee ive been waiting for an upload from u for so longg

[@ZombieSolace]

I was waiting for this. Nice.

[@nuggsy7085]

I'm so glad I found this channel. Lmafo it's all gold.

[@MrOnepiece14]

Watching this instead of sleeping and in cackling and can't stop the editing is so good😂

[@coolcattiddyboy1923]

9:39 that bell sounds had me dying 🤣🤣🤣

[@kamui_dono9053]

Great new upload man!

[@amunago080]

Holy hell right on time to watch at work, thank you ill stop working immediately.

[@blacksheept7375]

Yooo keep it up , pretty funny , i enjoy it subtle edit ! gudluck

[@IamPang]

I know you can't possibly miss this opportunity to play SIFU, Sifu.

[@irvingdanielguzmanarmenta1536]

Man that last line. "The PongSifu" just got me rolling in the ground for 3 minutes xd

[@leonardocordero6277]

Yes I been waiting as soon as I get out of work !!

[@alexhooi7268]

12 minutes of nonstop zingers. Amazing, you ARE the PongSIFU.

[@canislupus7421]

I just saw this and was laughing my ass off the whole time. Thanks man subbed 🙏

[@kotavasco2862]

I was sad about college and now I'm happy, thanks Sifu, The pongSIFU

[@Morgan-vp3vn]

I gotta say, your videos are the best on KZbin

[@bigdaddymac2905]

Had me in tears when you said (Like a wall with a clit) You just made my day lol

[@fistmyskankieass7406]

Guard: "Welcome Sir" Pongsifu:*Slaps the guard's face off it's existence

[@funkySL]

Another golden video to watch!

[@devontebrown3305]

12:14 genuinely got me lol

[@N_KM-K]

This channel deserves more pull.

[@QuangMinh-gm3xb]

LETSGOOO new pongsifu video.

[@desollador20]

Pongsifu: PoNgSiFu Me: Ha, He say it!

[@Kronos0999]

I enjoyed this video. Thank you. New sub.

[@Mdgld]

You got a sub for adding that smiling friends audio clip at the end

[@TypicalSamandre]

I have been waiting for this video since Sifu came out

[@NopeihaveNoName]

"Please go easy on me, I'm very old and fragile." *Immediately gets frickin' dunked on.*

[@nerdoutreachprogram5358]

This is a game I would never ever play, but it’s so enjoyable watching someone else play it.

[@stormwalker2376]

Now we just need to you play Pong and we'll have it all completed. "What a Pong Playing Pong Looks Like."

[@arisurec]

It's a good thing you managed to beat this game otherwise I would have to disown you and find another mentor.

[@joesomebody3365]

Pretty funny video, great editing and jokes.

[@TheMonkeykrunk32]

You were made for this game. Such impressive skills.

[@connortremblay1259]

"They're just girlbossin me over the head with a lead pipe" Subscribed

[@jaxxabyss2044]

“We purposely trained him wrong, as a joke” 💀💀💀

[@pabloescolar_]

The fucking Smiling Friends reference got me so good

[@Mowadep]

honestly look forward to you videos

[@JamalDante3765]

😂😂 Father: “Remember son, dying is gay!”

[@davidhernandez4156]

Loved the Oldboy reference! Effed-up movie at the end but killer upto then. Entertaining vid!

[@kingslayer283]

I fucking love your channel dude. Been binging it for a couple of days now. You crack me up. Keep it up.

[@efeitoborboleta99]

That "ding" killed me 9:39

[@Podcir]

10:46 this is the pinnacle of video editing, well done, hahaha🤣🤣 Great video, man!😁

[@Juggsgotmilk]

The perfecting ending to this video lmao. Also loved the Rush Hour 2 references LMAO.

[@g50iceman]

You earned a sub for the simple fact that I could not get through this video without busting a gut. Over and Over 😂 Think I broke a rib laughing so Hard🤣

[@JJ-mp7rg]

Dude, I haven’t even seen the video but you get a like for the Kung Pow reference. LOVE that movie!!!

[@chuckn4851]

The fucking editing is top tier in this. From the Wimp-Lo to the Rush Hour bits lmao

[@millennialboomer6780]

Think I might pick this one up. Thank you Sifu

[@i_cypheral_i119]

Feel like Pongsifu has been waiting years to make that joke. "I am the Sifu, the Pongsifuu."

[@gamingandanime9000]

All this time and it was You all along. Teach me, Master Pong! 🙂

[@chrisnoble8677]

I LOVE the immediate Kung Pow reference.

[@SandyluvsTexas7792]

4:24 This had me crying😂

[@Selvares]

"i can take two dudes. that´s just a friday night" had me rolling

[@Ohirume_]

Ahhhh yessss finally another vid

[@ThreadBareHope1234]

Your jokes are too good.

[@darkzen134]

Pongsifu - Stop Emasculating me!! Sums up 2022 so far.

[@scissoroo]

That final joke was hilarious

[@NerdyGamerReacts]

Subbed, you're hilarious, awesome gameplay bro. 🤣😃

[@jokerbdub]

Your editing is A1 top teir had me rolling 🤣 😂 😆

[@dariusgordon2266]

Literally the perfect game for this channel 🤣🤣