I'm releasing this just in time for nobody to watch it because everyone will be busy playing Elden Ring.
@ik-y2 жыл бұрын
And then release the Elden Ring video once everyone has moved on to... Kirby and the Forgotten Land???
@Pongsifu2 жыл бұрын
@@ik-y A never ending cycle 😔
@against1virus2 жыл бұрын
@@ik-y Nah, Minesweeper is going to be the next big thing i tell ya.
@danyf74292 жыл бұрын
You underestimate my simping for your content. Besides, even a Tarnished must eat breakfast, and your video dropped just in time for that!
@CPL.van72 жыл бұрын
The last pun killed me.
@kd70872 жыл бұрын
I know for a fact this man bought this game just for this pun
@arturoz65472 жыл бұрын
the damn last pun caught me totally offguard
@darthsw0lev3rine952 жыл бұрын
I didn’t realize it until he said it lol wasn’t aware of the similarities
@vhamer1232 жыл бұрын
I read this comment right at the end when he said the joke lmao
@TyromePettyTv2 жыл бұрын
“She’s a walking brick wall with a clit” holy shit I never laughed so hard😂
@spiderlily70582 жыл бұрын
"Two Boomers fighting over a parking spot at Cracker Barrel." That had me rolling! Good job!
@DanteDarksaga2 жыл бұрын
Same lol
@frikicomputerwizard22372 жыл бұрын
what´´s a Cracker Barrel?
@spiderlily70582 жыл бұрын
@@frikicomputerwizard2237 A restaurant with a gift shop. Senior citizens love it.
@yaboigaming123 Жыл бұрын
"They're just girlbossing me over the head with a lead pipe." Perfect line, man
@1337-Nathaniel Жыл бұрын
"You must enjoy the taste of defeat". - "I don't actually like the taste of feet, but whatever." My favorite.
@Ave_Satana6663 ай бұрын
It should have been me 😭😭😭😭
@Ave_Satana6663 ай бұрын
I love the taste of defeat...
@Ave_Satana6663 ай бұрын
Girl boss me till my breathing rights are revoked mommy 🥺
@littlekinginc1242 жыл бұрын
He is now truly the Pong Sifu
@demareewheeler6392 жыл бұрын
OOHHHHHH
@MALICEM12 Жыл бұрын
That depends, did he do a pong video?
@jordyedwards44122 жыл бұрын
Pongsifu's comedic timing and choices are always top tier, genuinely cry-laughing sometimes
@kyrohowe31562 жыл бұрын
2:26 is my favorite 🤣
@Davemyguy2 жыл бұрын
A lot of people get confused when he says "I've been waiting 8 long years for this" but it's not like he leaves and comes back when he ages. He quite literally magically ages in a second, absorbing a year of knowledge and training without the time it takes. So even if he's 80 by the end it'll still be 8 years in real time
@Davemyguy2 жыл бұрын
It's the reason why the bosses don't age with you
@zigfaust2 жыл бұрын
@@Davemyguy I thought this was obvious. Every boss has a "super power". Your's is aging instead of death.
@zyriantel9601 Жыл бұрын
@@zigfaust Not gonna lie, I think we got screwed on the super power rationing
@SstylerMA Жыл бұрын
Isn't it 7 years realistically? He died at 12, got revived so it's 13, game start at 20 so ..
@lordtoomas Жыл бұрын
@@SstylerMA chronologically he would have still been waiting 8 years even if he had magically aged an extra year
@SpcyToast2 жыл бұрын
Y'know there's a true ending where you spare all the bosses
@Gill_Man2 жыл бұрын
Pong never gets the good ending
@3123對2 жыл бұрын
@@Gill_Man yeah based on his silent hill videos
@Pongsifu2 жыл бұрын
@@Gill_Man Video games have good endings?
@MaskOfLimbo2 жыл бұрын
@@Pongsifu I know, crazy right?
@kyrohowe31562 жыл бұрын
@@Pongsifu lol ALWAYS HAS BEEN
@jester59052 жыл бұрын
9:36 gotta be my fav "I'm gonna beat you for looking like an idiot" moment
@PS3TySnipe2 жыл бұрын
I was literally JUST thinking "he can't NOT play it he is 'sifu' " and here we are
@rio37022 жыл бұрын
Pongsifu: *Upload* Me: "A fine addition to my collection"
@MEGAZARSAI2 жыл бұрын
[5:56] That scene went straight from kungfu fight to murder scene 💀😆
@sickghoulsama2317 Жыл бұрын
I couldnt stop laughing bro, dude got his shit pushed in, that man was READY
@NoLifeKingRL10 ай бұрын
Thank you for bringing me back to this timestamp. God damn there are some perfect moments in this video.
@futanahriadventures2 жыл бұрын
Pongsifu is back with another banger. The dodge spamming failing at the Tower`s boss is just *chef kiss*
@1515Paulius2 жыл бұрын
The notification that Pongsifu uploaded a sifu video made my day instantly
@hikaru60272 жыл бұрын
7:36 I laughed so hard, and Pong's commentary makes it even better
@JamalDante3765 Жыл бұрын
😂😂 Father: “Remember son, dying is gay!”
@sportyjhf5Q2 жыл бұрын
"I am the Sifu...PONGsifu." and that is how you write a good movie ending
@TAGRekks2 жыл бұрын
I absolutely love your content, Keep up the great work bro!
@chazfromouterspace2 жыл бұрын
The legend returns, I long waited for this moment of sifu on sifu action
@MoonlitPhoenix0 Жыл бұрын
"I'll just bob and weave till I figure it out" *immediate bonk* 🤣 comedy that writes itself
@MTLion32 жыл бұрын
I can’t believe what I’ve just witnessed - you struggle bussed through the whole game and then beat the final boss in like 4-5 tries. How TF. I made it to him at 25 and haven’t been able to even see his second phase yet 🤣
@Pongsifu2 жыл бұрын
He is where I realized how OP it is to switch between parry and down dodge. It actually would have made the other bosses much easier too. Just parry until your block bar is nearly broken then down dodge to replenish because parry damages their bar on top of your attacks. Just make sure to parry his GOD DAMN SWEEP
@Barrelhater2 жыл бұрын
@@Pongsifu That sweep has ended many lives
@unlimitedsqworks18812 жыл бұрын
Tbh the final boss is the easiest one. You just need to span parry
@MTLion32 жыл бұрын
@@Pongsifu XD So just twitch like you're on Adderall until you win? Got it XD I will heed your advice, Master PongSifu
@sharif472 жыл бұрын
@@Pongsifu summed up my strat against Yang perfectly... except for the sweep. I usually avoid that as well. On phase 1, if his leg glows and he's too far, it's a sweep. On phase 2, he probably does it only if you keep spamming avoid for too long. Or if I misjudge a sweep, I just follow-up with a ground takedown. Win-win for me.
@darianwhite3134 Жыл бұрын
No matter what Pongsifu will always be my favourite KZbinr, there’s no one that points out the most obscure hilarious flaws in games like he does not only that he reveals some pretty awesome games I never thought of trying, I know for sure you won’t see this humble fans comment but we appreciate your full on sarcasm 😂 keep posting more! We want more!
@Ravenpaw13132 жыл бұрын
I love the quality chill of your humour, it's always on point XD Also extra win for the Kung Pow: Enter the Fist reference!!!
@chrisyoung15762 жыл бұрын
Such a cultured man, you know Oldboy . Awesome !
@troninshive58882 жыл бұрын
I'm so glad i found your channel your are hilarious and the editing freaking perfect
@supovit2 жыл бұрын
If I wasn’t at the gym, the “walking brick wall with a clit” would’ve had me laughing sooooo loud holy shit!
@NoLifeKingRL10 ай бұрын
I'm at home so I was fucking wheeze laughing so hard here. Glorious comment. Really cathartic watching someone go through these hardships after I recently beat it.
@pwnagecakes89342 жыл бұрын
I seen all your videos, but some how this one brought me laughing so hard I had tears. You cured my week.
@maskedrecruit45712 жыл бұрын
"Please go easy on me, I'm very old and fragile" *target acquired*
@marcelovinicius33862 жыл бұрын
there isn't single video in this channel which isn't pure gold
@themindset41642 жыл бұрын
The smiling friends audio clip at the end floored me. Great video man you're hilarious.
@Malum35382 жыл бұрын
One of the best Sifu edits yet would love to see pongsifu show mercy to the bosses on the next video
@Reptar1562 жыл бұрын
Your edits and comedy are god worthy. These memes are very time appropriate. Keep it up!!!!! Please continue with your brand of humor, it is a great reprieve from today's normal.
@diasfontes37982 жыл бұрын
You`re a mind reader, man! I was thinking to myself after beating Sifu this week that it would be such a blast if you played it for a video. And here it is. Cheers!
@Calderman96 Жыл бұрын
Your comedic style is a breathe of fresh air. You had me laughing the whole time
@rdoozy2 жыл бұрын
I'm happier to see this than elden ring honestly. Not just cause I'm not interested in elden ring, but mainly since all your damn videos are pure quality. It was fun watching your ass get kicked Mr. Sifu
@IamPang2 жыл бұрын
I know you can't possibly miss this opportunity to play SIFU, Sifu.
@Bee_Tea_Sea2 жыл бұрын
Unsurprisingly he was the sifu after all, the Pongsifu
@vedantshastri8799 Жыл бұрын
1:27 i love this bit 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Hungabrigoo6 ай бұрын
Seeing Pong getting demolished in a difficult game is my guilty pleasure, and I hope it forever will be.
@rexile19862 жыл бұрын
How the hell did you manage to make me laugh at a game that I’ve been raging on, you are a genius sir lol
@Vince-cc8zx2 жыл бұрын
I'm so glad for discovering you. It is really fun to hear you talk :D
@stormwalker23762 жыл бұрын
Now we just need to you play Pong and we'll have it all completed. "What a Pong Playing Pong Looks Like."
@irvingdanielguzmanarmenta15362 жыл бұрын
Man that last line. "The PongSifu" just got me rolling in the ground for 3 minutes xd
@gintaspintas97602 жыл бұрын
you're just a legend, love your videos so much
@jaxxabyss20442 жыл бұрын
“We purposely trained him wrong, as a joke” 💀💀💀
@fugofugo5135Ай бұрын
" *A REAL Sifu, would have gotten the Good Ending* " - Master Sifu, Kung-Fu Panda, 2008
@ericsuarez8342 жыл бұрын
"I can take two dudes, it's just a Friday night" 😂😂
@desollador202 жыл бұрын
Pongsifu: PoNgSiFu Me: Ha, He say it!
@gogetathegod8155 Жыл бұрын
The sneaker sound was perfect 👍🏾
@alexhooi72682 жыл бұрын
12 minutes of nonstop zingers. Amazing, you ARE the PongSIFU.
@Selvares Жыл бұрын
"i can take two dudes. that´s just a friday night" had me rolling
@connortremblay1259 Жыл бұрын
"They're just girlbossin me over the head with a lead pipe" Subscribed
@MrOnepiece14 Жыл бұрын
Watching this instead of sleeping and in cackling and can't stop the editing is so good😂
@i_cypheral_i1192 жыл бұрын
Feel like Pongsifu has been waiting years to make that joke. "I am the Sifu, the Pongsifuu."
@N_KM-K Жыл бұрын
This channel deserves more pull.
@bigdaddymac29052 жыл бұрын
Had me in tears when you said (Like a wall with a clit) You just made my day lol
@NopeihaveNoName Жыл бұрын
"Please go easy on me, I'm very old and fragile." *Immediately gets frickin' dunked on.*
@kotavasco28622 жыл бұрын
I was sad about college and now I'm happy, thanks Sifu, The pongSIFU
@wesl33t772 жыл бұрын
4:45 fucking sent me holy shit the speed lmao
@pabloescolar_2 жыл бұрын
The fucking Smiling Friends reference got me so good
@Podcir Жыл бұрын
10:46 this is the pinnacle of video editing, well done, hahaha🤣🤣 Great video, man!😁
@luvianwolf2 жыл бұрын
"I'm too geriatric for this!" LMFAO
@chuckn48512 жыл бұрын
The fucking editing is top tier in this. From the Wimp-Lo to the Rush Hour bits lmao
@scissoroo2 жыл бұрын
That final joke was hilarious
@nuggsy70852 жыл бұрын
I'm so glad I found this channel. Lmafo it's all gold.
@devontebrown33052 жыл бұрын
12:14 genuinely got me lol
@arisurec2 жыл бұрын
It's a good thing you managed to beat this game otherwise I would have to disown you and find another mentor.
@DrakeRieve Жыл бұрын
Dude iv watched this like 4 5 times
@chrisyoung15762 жыл бұрын
congratulations, you played yourself
@chrisnoble8677 Жыл бұрын
I LOVE the immediate Kung Pow reference.
@sinnabon12 жыл бұрын
Dudeee ive been waiting for an upload from u for so longg
@SuperBadfishy2 жыл бұрын
Thank you for your super detailed description!
@JJ-mp7rg Жыл бұрын
Dude, I haven’t even seen the video but you get a like for the Kung Pow reference. LOVE that movie!!!
@dhifaramadhan37222 жыл бұрын
the moment i heard that shrimp scream i just knew there was gonna be a jeremy punch in this
@Mdgld Жыл бұрын
You got a sub for adding that smiling friends audio clip at the end
@TheTrueFool2 жыл бұрын
That Smiling Friends reference at the end was great.
@davidhernandez4156 Жыл бұрын
Loved the Oldboy reference! Effed-up movie at the end but killer upto then. Entertaining vid!
@co77692 жыл бұрын
I love that “why” when the final boss just beat the crap out of you. Also because it’s from the one and only TFS!
@darthfader3122 Жыл бұрын
YOOOOOOO you 1000% got the Like and Sub due to the Kung-Pow reference in the beginning. One of the greatest hidden gems of all time... ..... Im bleeding, which make me the victor!
@NoLifeKingRL10 ай бұрын
Okay the Donnie from Wild Thornberry's sound effect on Fajar fucking destroyed me. Perfection.
@nerdoutreachprogram53582 жыл бұрын
This is a game I would never ever play, but it’s so enjoyable watching someone else play it.
@MM-he2iq Жыл бұрын
The Kung Pow reference was masterfully done
@grimpyrox16832 жыл бұрын
I feel like this was Pongsifus Origin story. I understand so much now!!! One becomes a Sifu after fearsomely Roundhousing a brick wall with a clit.
@cotton_mouth70 Жыл бұрын
Yo that Tifa with the bottle gag fucking sent me to the MOON LMFAO
@efeitoborboleta99 Жыл бұрын
That "ding" killed me 9:39
@lmahu66272 жыл бұрын
10:48 that dope slap got to me
@sinnabon12 жыл бұрын
The /ponsifu/ was just ✨marvelous✨ *chef's kiss*
@amunago0802 жыл бұрын
Holy hell right on time to watch at work, thank you ill stop working immediately.
@TypicalSamandre2 жыл бұрын
I have been waiting for this video since Sifu came out
@shemaraddison41642 жыл бұрын
Cracks your ribs and spinal cord leaving you unable to walk Batman: WhErE aRe ThEy?!?!
@steelbear20632 жыл бұрын
3:00 - in my hometown there is a shopping center that is literally just called Shopping Center
@Kronos09992 жыл бұрын
I enjoyed this video. Thank you. New sub.
@jdgames14012 жыл бұрын
9:40 That DING caught me so off guard. LMAO
@Morgan-vp3vn2 жыл бұрын
I gotta say, your videos are the best on KZbin
@SomeLonelyShmuck2 жыл бұрын
You have awaited your entire life for this title. I have too
@AHersheyHere11 ай бұрын
"I don't want to fight you (after killing their dad)." Sifu: Very well, have a nice day.
@funkySL2 жыл бұрын
Another golden video to watch!
@Juggsgotmilk2 жыл бұрын
The perfecting ending to this video lmao. Also loved the Rush Hour 2 references LMAO.
@graysonloudon85012 жыл бұрын
I love how you used rush hour. Top tier reference.