Getting Out-Frenched at a French Restaurant - Key & Peele

[@munkhtulgabattogtokh1602]

I remember I was working in a Korean restaurant, and this older man was reallly trying to impress this lady. So he called me specifically because I'm Asian and kept speaking in Korean. But I'm friggin MONGOLIAN and didn't want to shut him down. So I lied for the first time in that season and said I was a Korean born abroad and didn't know his own language. World must know I took one for that man

[@booyah8317]

Lmao u really took one for the team 😂😂😂

[@evhan4860]

Youre doing gods work.

[@DontPissMeOFF]

Lmaoooooooooo You’re the man !

[@alexandersuarez6835]

What season? Is it on Netflix?

[@CherryColada]

Ohmygawd I’m frikin dying 😂😂😂😂. bless bless!~

[@voksinbeatbox8805]

When you realize that Duolingo isn't going to cut it..

[@rg9810]

Lmao

[@faith0107]

Voksin Beatbox 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@shiratoriyusuke7282]

LMAO

[@blackxsamurai981]

Voksin Beatbox lmao

[@tomaskuli177]

I got the Golden Owl in French and didn't understand one damned word, except "Jean" .

[@brotherronardo6766]

The accent was perfect and the fact he's not speaking real french is just so much funnier.

[@Darkctan]

You probably never heard a french speaking, right ?...

[@mikedonovan9783]

the accent is awful

[@jakezepeda1267]

@@Darkctan "a french" Sorry but this made me laugh XD

[@Darkctan]

Jake Zepeda I don’t understand why so feel free to laugh as much as you can :p

[@jakezepeda1267]

@@Darkctan honestly. Idk either. I'm an idiot and referring to someone french as "a French" sounds funny to me. So thank you and have a good Wednesday ;D.

[@likesaily]

Jordan’s face progressively transitioning from confident to completely f’ed up is halarious

[@ryans6280]

😂😂😂

[@KyleGD]

frrr

[@douglasolsson7768]

Yes. His slowly sinking face is hard to pull off.

[@freddyrodriguez4732]

this

[@michaelm4725]

He's a genius. I'm smart, and I know superior intelligence when I see it. There's like 9 different types of intelligence, and he has humor on a lock-down.

[@aaronbeauchamp3312]

This was hysterical. Kudos to be able to rattle off nonsensical words and still make it almost believable. That is talent.

[@rara4]

Just found out about this vid, and I'm french. My sides are hurting, this was way funnier than I expected

[@Ortagonation]

what, it was nonsensical?! I thought that real french, lol

[@personontheinternet2164]

@@rara4 props to you for recognizing this as a comedy instead of being hung up on how inauthentic his accent is.

[@russelfernandes8483]

@@personontheinternet2164 True, quite painful to read comments pointing out that he is not speaking valid French.

[@controlyourselfplease]

@@personontheinternet2164 who said his accent was inauthentic

[@uselesstaco7221]

Me: *turns on captions* Captions: *[speaking French]* Me: -_-

[@HankusTheTankus333]

Apparently its not actually french. Check the other comments

[@Nina-fc8ey]

I'm glad I wasn't the only one XD

[@jeremyreese54]

Use auto generated, some is ok, and a lot of nonsense.

[@AustinRiggsFire]

Not actually French.

[@diabl2master]

@@HankusTheTankus333 Some words are french, most is nonsense

[@JoshuaCastillo6309]

He should just stick to continental breakfast.

[@muhammadhashir6136]

Lols I get the reference

[@DrT0705]

Don't mind if I do!

[@lee-oh1vy]

Like cohõn, but to stay

[@umer5830]

Ahh, European style

[@guyeveryonehates5403]

... Continental, you say? Mm.mm.mmm. Don’t mind if I do!

[@NachtFaenger]

Poisson du jour : loup de merplu en vesson, served with a plumeur vert de cochon de plume menthe. That is served on an épais de gendarme de phyllis au pain and also some luminette rûche and soufflé petit de Fierte-du-Pont-Premier. Our soup today is a Bourlain moussante which is just a dash of chettebindre and some melted pisson thon chebattre fleuri. Our seafood today we have a very nice flétan pancrandre de ponce-vase from the the goudesson-mousson vallée and vesantin, it is served with a side of colombon-fonton de dainlain-maintain du guorde fermière colon sauce.

[@donpatricklau]

You are the real deal man

[@devilsfavorite999]

Is this a real translation? 😮

[@thewolfthi]

It is not, like all those words are gibberish and made up but if they were real that's probably how it would have been spelled.​@@devilsfavorite999

[@houndunitb1207]

At last,the subtitles😅

[@kasperbaele7959]

​@@thewolfthisome words seem to be derived from real ones... maintain- matin means morning , cochon is from cochon is pig or swine , pont is bridge ..etc

[@cyclonus01]

The woman is the ultimate troll. She totally set him up when she was impressed when he said "Bonjour"

[@promethium-145]

I bet the whole date was a setup lol.

[@judithrandall4690]

Oh, instead of saying the man was the ultimate player for lying about his expertise in speaking French. Got it.

[@promethium-145]

@@judithrandall4690 Well, he overstepped his expertise there too lol.

[@judithrandall4690]

@@promethium-145 Touche.

[@meerule]

just hear me out here. WHat if... what if its just a comedy sketch??

[@captaingreek]

I entered an "Italian" pizzeria once, saying: "Ciao", only to receive as an answer: "Sir, we are Albanians".

[@sharadowasdr]

Well Albania was Italy's colony for a time :D

[@captaingreek]

@@sharadowasdr So, they are eligible to open Italian restaurants...

[@leeernestsion9737]

@@captaingreek if they know how to cook Italian, why not

[@captaingreek]

@@leeernestsion9737 From my experience, away from the country of origin, the "traditional" dish is not the same. For many reasons.

[@dawiddawid7198]

you say buongiorno in a restaurant tho, not ciao

[@matildacool3949]

every french person just had an aneurysm trying to understand this

[@SneakedUpGaming]

😂

[@oumoukante8753]

Mais grave 😂

[@lulumineusebelight]

Tellement 😂

[@benkennedy3376]

Try visiting quibec

[@hat880]

@@benkennedy3376 bahahahhahhaha....

[@mattgoldberg4335]

These guys never miss a single nuance (I love Key's clicking of the pen, putting more pressure on Peele to order), and this skit also ends perfectly. The actress -- not sure her name - was also wonderful.

[@steppin9057]

He was not spam clicking the pen. That would be repetitive, upset audience.

[@mattgoldberg4335]

@@steppin9057 ??

[@mattgoldberg4335]

@@steppin9057 ???

[@mattgoldberg4335]

@@steppin9057 ?? Who said "repetitive clicking". He clicked it once - at exactly the "right" time.

[@sergeyromanov5560]

@@steppin9057 are you dm

[@ashpreu9377]

A friend of mine always bragged about how good his French was, so I introduced him to my colleague from Paris last summer. My colleague started a casual chat with him in French, he listened for a while without responding then said in English: I couldn’t hear you properly because the weather is too hot!

[@artistevivien]

Good lord, who brags about how good their French is? Don’t people usually say “Gosh I forgot everything I learned in high school”? 😂

[@sayanbiswas7364]

@@artistevivien all I learnt is Jamapple. lol

[@all4bees]

Quelle dommage. :P

[@splinter360]

lmao. People never think they'll actually have to back up their lies.

[@grimjowjaggerjak]

@@alexanderbeckers3782 Nope, Parisian french is standard french, basically every french speaker can undersand parisian french.

[@buineto]

So this is what French sounds like to non native speakers...

[@pinkegg3179]

yep lol sounds legit to me loll

[@elenarodriguez922]

Yeah, pretty much.

[@rodrigohgarcia10]

I need a glass of water after every sentence. French was the most difficult language I've tried learning.

[@LilBigBriggi]

Yes, cheers from Germany xD 👌

[@TheNeon42]

@buineto, so I thought this skit was funny and shared it with my international traveled girlfriend. She watches the skit not really laughing, saying, "They're not even speaking French." I went, really!? She said, no. So I looked her dead in her eye sockets and said, "Biiiiiiiiiiitch!!!!!" Oh, the moral of the story is; yes, that Is what French sounds like to most Americans....

[@notmuchgaming4917]

Keegan's French is so fluent that it turned Japanese for a moment

[@ENYCE777]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@lilweez2175]

Hes not speaking French 🤣

[@Hey_Revolver]

@@lilweez2175 you dont say

[@lilweez2175]

@@Hey_Revolver I honestly don't know but a French speaker in the comments said he is speaking gibberish lol

[@bendover272]

Not french lmao

[@jakobbauz]

The way Keegan speaks 'French' with increasing intensity gets me every single time.

[@Anneofalltrades369]

Its the "cologne sauce" for me

[@m_gwb]

Key speaking, the subtitles: *[speaking in french]* Peele speaking, the subtitles: *[nasal honking]*

[@mikef5951]

and also: *[speaking gibberish]*

[@archerhitthetarget]

A fellow subtitle watcher Specifically of the quarantine binging variety

[@naaz3513]

Its "speaking gibberish" now😂

[@yasinjamal7517]

🤣

[@rozejohnson]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@kevinr.3107]

Honestly, this sketch is pure genius, I'm french and I can tell you that there's absolutely not a single sentence that's making sense here, but the way it's played is sooo good that it made me laugh so hard :D Man I love these guys

[@iamrobot396]

Its exactly how its perceived by non-french speakers and thats why its so hilarious. French speakers wont understand

[@ninalempicka2948]

@@iamrobot396 he actually got a few words right like poisson and cochon, that's why I was assuming he would probably throw in some real sentences but nope ahahah

[@damd2999]

@@iamrobot396 Im a french native and I was literally crying laughing, this depicted the way French sounds to americans and the fact that its gibberish but still accurate to yall is hilarious.

[@DavidETaylorComedyChannel]

“Kevin” is a French name?

[@kevinr.3107]

@@DavidETaylorComedyChannel It's Irish, but I was born in France and I live in France since my childhood :)

[@mettum712]

The look of disappointment on everyone’s face at the end is perfect

[@fl1ck1229]

I wonder why no one has commented on this comment. I also wonder if someone will comment on this comment then start a hopefully endless comment war within my comment within your comment. Fortnite is finally dead. I’m exited- debate

[@RPG_IV]

ikr

[@mettum712]

Fl1ck minecraft>fortnite imo

[@ouwebok3356]

Aye another crying cat

[@mettum712]

Crying Cat ay what’s good

[@elissaharbuck2170]

The random split second voice that comes out at as he’s desperately cycling through his lexicon at 2:14 is my favorite

[@garccoleman386]

Lolol

[@dithperlay3292]

As a real native French, I’d like to mention that I did not understand a word he said in French!! 🤣🤣

[@rumanachowdhury1858]

It wasn’t actually french

[@mreshadow]

Thanks! I don't speak it but feel like I can hear real words, which I couldn't and it was driving me crazy.

[@rumanachowdhury1858]

mreshadow yeah no problem

[@jamesknapp64]

As an English speaker, neither did I :)

[@rumanachowdhury1858]

G yeah but most of it was fake

[@LucaPed94]

In his defense almost none of that was French lolll

[@iamtheteapot7405]

I think exactly none yes

[@TheZero696]

Well it damn hell sounded like French ahaha

[@LucaPed94]

@@iamtheteapot7405 Haha yeah pretty much but there was a few like Poisson du jour (fish of the day) and he said cochon which is pig but the rest of the suff is gibberish and maybe just maybe some french cuisine lingo that I haven' heard.

[@je.suis.prisci]

I speak french, none of it was french 😂😂😂

[@jugsma6676]

Haha

[@angelathomas6773]

Why did he leave without getting his soom bhmhmshhhmmta bmshmbatafluer fluershwashsh?

[@nicoleraheem1195]

😂😂😂😂😂 HAHA

[@insertyourchannelnamehere8018]

Dont you mean quesi merci boqu *sumodoubulrehulurewutherusten* ?

[@sanjeeva5527]

😂😂😂😂😂 flummmmpummppp

[@nicholasweezy]

😁 😁 😁

[@missmartin85]

@@nicholasweezy yal are hilarious

[@NeedBetterLoginName]

The actress is ridiculously good looking. Perfect hair. Perfect teeth. Nice expression. Perfect complexion. Life just isn't fair how good some people have it.

[@garccoleman386]

Even her looks of confusion and disappointment and embarrassment are unavoidably attractive 😂

[@conanthebarb9194]

Dude I was looking for this exact comment haha. She is smoking hot.

[@kintsugi-u7v]

She is beautiful

[@randyt700]

Mekia Cox. You're welcome.

[@carybensilhe4869]

I was just sitting here thinking just come clean your French isnt that great and try and continue the date with that beautiful woman.

[@rogue8853]

“It’s been nice knowing you, have a lovely dinner” True display of good sportsmanship.

[@insertyourchannelnamehere8018]

Respect , FIFA really stepped their game up

[@mbvglider]

Sometimes, you gotta know when it's GG.

[@FussyPickles]

Looked like a lunch to me.

[@jacobc3887]

Ya win some, ya lose some.

[@22DanceFun]

I clapped, he did the right thing.

[@w0y4k15]

Alternate Title: What French Sounds like to Non-French Speakers

[@kindred923]

Yes lmfao

[@Epinardscaramel]

I was about to say! This reminded me of kzbin.info/www/bejne/jKWXdZmXacuCe7s and kzbin.info/www/bejne/Y4fWnnlvosSBqpo

[@amstreater]

@@Epinardscaramel I love that skwerl video (wish there was one for French which I also speak - though I guess Key & Peele have now taken care of that). I hadn’t seen the Adriano one, it’s amazing!

[@ENYCE777]

That is definitely a great title 🤣🤣🤣

[@andiriki]

Right!

[@dakinnie]

Insane that Peele is the only one even trying to speak real French, lol

[@timothy790110]

Vincent Magesa no he's not speaking French, just articulating sounds that sound similar to French. Source ;French speaker

[@jiljoul1899]

timothy790110 ah merci tu me rassures je me disais je comprenais quedal ! 😁👌

[@Asger1703]

@@timothy790110 Key is waiter, speaking gibberish. Peele is the guest.

[@igradj2964]

@@timothy790110 D'accord, j'ai pense ma française avoir été perdu. Ouf 😅

[@sanddristini6555]

Isn't the waiter just putting random french words together (srry im just a second year and i have a c+ for french)

[@cUser691]

Peele trying to mouth the words Key says has me re-visiting this sketch every few months for a good laugh 🤣

[@garccoleman386]

Simply hilarious 😆 😂😂

[@klarenzcobie6595]

He skipped French Class and look at him now... *consequences*

[@liaml.e.5964]

I see what you did there

[@hotskull565]

Consequences

[@whaccoon]

And then he got smashed with piano

[@TridKP]

dang i just upchucked my granola

[@cubicinchesofmoltenplatinumand]

@@whaccoon he got 88 concussions, 1 for each key..

[@pengjoon]

I’ll have your french fries.

[@Absolutely_puck_fakestine]

Ramirez would have ordered the french fries.

[@Matters2023]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ScarletJeiSaoirse]

Lol exactly

[@Bighomiehobbs]

Lmfa

[@jawneyshaker]

We still use the French word pommesfrits in Sweden 😅

[@heyitsvonage2768]

Keagan: Here are some French sounds

[@bantober]

Act like your hawking up a lugie

[@C4H10N4O2]

@@bantober They really just make weird noises, except "cochon" "soupe" and "flan" i didn't understand anything.. and I'm french 😅

[@bantober]

Iridium bonjour salute

[@C4H10N4O2]

@@bantober As americans often say it "le Tour Eiffel de baguette Champagne"

[@bantober]

Iridium they also say Je mange petit femme

[@happycathotelkensingtonjhb3175]

My favorite key and peele skit. I watch this often and show it to people often. I even have it saved on my KZbin saved stuff. It’s too funny

[@lucypennebaker7041]

Google Key and Peele Substitute Teacher and you will be glad you did!!

[@BeyondtheTreadmill]

Same. I have a playlist called “Funny” and this one’s on it

[@gregdahlen4375]

for me comedy is funny once but not too funny to re-watch

[@davidpark592]

Key: well, our first special tonight is our poisson du jour. It's a loup de mer pleu oh ve son, served with a pleu meh verde du cushone de pleu mons. That is served on a bed of jendon de feliz so un pan, and also served with luminette rouge and soufflet petite de fiert pedeu ponte crinieh. Key: Our soup today is a pont lamb musont with a just a dash of shatambantruh, and served with melted pissont tont shehBAT luh fiuh. Key: Our other seafood today, we have a very nice fletton pan KKRAHNG de plon se vaz from the gutson muson valley in vesonton, it is served with a side of colon ponfonton dela MAHTAH du gourde flomier couLOUN sauce. Mekia: So you would recommend getting the flonton pon gugrande dan teplan peu se ver with the um.. oo I'm sorry is the peu le rehtee de peseo boulon in a heavy fonson tohn sauce? Key: Oh no, no, no. It's more of like a coshon ducon ducon duvonge sauce. Yea that's right. I did spend an hour doing this.

[@alyxskyler]

Have you ever looked into transcription as a side job or anything?

[@FelixIakhos]

@Earth SpiderWeaver they aren't ^^ This sketch is gibberish that vaguely sounds like french

[@pepsifan1364]

Thank you!!

[@Ilchino1]

Amd i commend you for it

[@angelomoral9678]

my wife was laughing when i re-enacted the script.. i said it was french LOL

[@jf8461]

He should have just responded, "Yes. That will be perfect, for both of us."

[@joeybulford5266]

J F Nah because he needed a choice between two options and didn’t know either one. That wouldn’t have worked.

[@Sofia-dq1or]

just say "the first one"

[@mahalak4383]

@@Sofia-dq1or and get served with something weird..no thanks

[@boomer490]

To the whole menu. That would have been idiotic

[@Falinzin]

@@boomer490 Not really, I almost always ask what the waiter recommends and if it's sounds good I'm in. Chances are it's either their special, something their Chef is particularly good at cooking, or something that's seasonal and nice and fresh because the ingredients are in season.

[@lavenderwashington5337]

His face as he's trying to think about how he wants to pronounce the words is freaking hilarious😂

[@Jai.Nathaniel]

Lavender Washington I’m here dying lmaoo

[@majed8192]

Dying inside 😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣

[@Howitchewstofeel5gum]

I love how happy and enthusiastic she is 😂

[@CapCroc]

When you took French in highschool and try to impress your date

[@philipbohi983]

When you order the "Bouillinade avec lotte a l'imperatrice et cotriade buerre-blanc"...but you pronounce it wrong and get a tennis shoe sautéed in dog poop with a side of lawn clippings. And a dirty ashtray filled with butter as your starter....

[@princeNeiro]

@@philipbohi983 lmfao

[@Moorb0y52]

Omelette du fromage

[@deathrodamus9608]

@@Moorb0y52 so, you watched Dexter's Laboratory?

[@Moorb0y52]

@@deathrodamus9608 oui

[@samaranumber98goofypoodleq29]

FULL TRANSLATION SOURCE: I speak French, I used to work at Chez de la Mortonbèrtre. ______________ Jean… I got it. Merçi beacoup. ;) Très bien. :) Well, our first special tonight is our poisson du jour; it is a lupe de merplut en verçon, served with a plumère verte du cochon, de pleurmonte. That is served on a bed of Gendame du felice au pain and also some aluminette rouge. And soufflé petit de Fièrte de Pondcrenier. …. Mm.. Yum! Our soup today is a Bourlain monsante with just a dash of châtonbèrtre and served with melted piçon tont, chà bartre fleur. Soup. Our other seafood today, we have a very nice Flèntenponcrente plon Sèvence, from the Goutran-Mouçon Valley in Vèsentant; it is served with a side of columbant fontand, né des la Martain.. du Gaude… Fromière… Coulon Sauce. Man, it’s just… I’m a little bit overwhelmed! Yes! Oh God, I’m so glad you said that, I was about to say the same thing. Okay, so you would recommend getting the Flèntenponcrentente plompe Sévar with the, um… ooh, I’m sorry is the Boullereux dit de Bousair Roulon in a heavy fensentent sauce? Ah, no, no, it’s more of like a Cochon de Cront de Cront de Vonche sauce. What do you think? I’m gonna defer to him on this one, because he knows his stuff way better than I do! Yes, Monsieur? What? Um… Yeah, we’ll have the…. Sonde… um, ah, the… crôn… Shnggg… Shngnngtahh. We’ll try the Fleur…. The Flewasawasa…. …It’s been nice knowing you, have a lovely dinner. __________

[@Xpzilla]

Samara Number 98 Goofy Poodle Quap-Quap Jones you’re a hero and you deserve more likes

[@matchingfingerprints]

This needs to be the top comment

[@faresvanlierde4597]

This is not a translation

[@yoyoclockEbay]

@@faresvanlierde4597 yeah it was, it was in French now it's in English.

[@faresvanlierde4597]

@@yoyoclockEbay it was in what seems to be french and it still is… it's called a retranscription

[@mr.invisible9007]

The French accent for peele is on point!

[@g_haddock]

You mean Key?

[@TheCaptainBlackimar]

That’s Key my man

[@klynch572]

Keegan Michael Key man

[@itzLRD007]

It’s okay we all make mistakes, don’t let it happen again tho

[@bopeeplauerent676]

Can he actually speak French?

[@anshumaankumar8684]

1:01 my face listening to Bretonnia in diplomacy when playing total war warhammer 😂😂😂

[@seithefae]

Are we not gonna talk about how well keegan sold this

[@carmenadams575]

Seihara Major exactly

[@zootsoot2006]

He's brilliant, can play any kind of role, black, Mexican, French...

[@rosalindlewis3523]

Does he think she will want to date the wait - just because he did his job well?

[@Big_Chico]

There’s not a single race this man can’t pull off

[@Dwight0530]

@@Big_Chico how about asian?

[@nextobserver1]

You can clearly see his soul escaping at the end.

[@surajsingh1063]

You can see mine right at the beginning

[@mcclellanj424]

The pompous head shake he does at @2:15 to try to summon his innermost French makes me laugh the hardest.

[@hazlinakahliep5826]

Me too 😂😂😂

[@elasolezito]

Only works if you're an Indian 🤪

[@hlenganingidi9863]

right?😂😂😂😂

[@ameyadubey2532]

lmao yeah he's getting himself into the mood for French

[@elasolezito]

@@ameyadubey2532 He's getting into the mood for Indian 🤪

[@WattWireNet]

At the end I thought he was going to say, "I'll have number 5"

[@garyking1986]

When that C in high school French really doesn’t end up paying off…

[@Menibor1]

Learning French will never pay off lol

[@WillSlags]

😂😂😂😂

[@brandes8057]

Mf said he gotta C in French😂😂😂😭💀💀💀💀💀

[@ainsleyharriottsspicymeat8909]

The World's End is a great film

[@K2theK-b6u]

French guy here. Couldn't understand a thing.

[@Terminal-Vet]

The more I watch Key and Peele, the more I feel like their genius is underrated. These fellows are not only innovative in their comedy, and the writers of course deserve much credit as well, but their ability to act out their characters is quite impressive.

[@Terminal-Vet]

@@EighthHouseTarot I don't think that has anything to do with their being underrated as actors. I mean, I sure hope that wouldn't be the case, and I just don't see how. I think it's primarily due to the fact that they do not venture into other roles that could highlight their potential, like serious acting roles, you know? There are a plethora of Black actors whose talents are lauded by virtually everyone who has an eye for great acting. I don't think anyone can deny that Denzel Washington, Morgan Freeman, Chiwetel Ejiofor, are as great as any other actor ever when it comes to portraying other people on the big screen. Samuel L. Jackson is another phenomenal actor, in my opinion, even though his range isn't as diverse as the abovementioned men. Sidney Poitier was a great actor. I think Chadwick Boseman was an actor who was definitely on the path to greatness as well. Another actor whom is awesome in everything he plays in is Djimon Hounsou, phenomenal actor. Vin Diesel is another actor whose talents are obviously known, but not as much as I think they should be, I believe. His portrayal of Jackie DiNorscio, the middle-aged, over-weight, Italian gangster in, "Find Me Guilty" is oscar worthy, in my opinion, but a lot of people never watched it because it wasn't a big budget Hollywood production. Will Smith is another incredibly talented actor. He doesn't have a bad acting role. He's just naturally talented. I tell you who is an overrated actor, who happens to be Black, not that skin color has anything to do with it. I think Dwayne Johnson is a mediocre actor at best, but he is huge, has a good screen presence, and still has some pretty good movies, even though I don't think he can act very well, or at least as well as his movies draw in revenue. If he wasn't "The Rock", he wouldn't get a role. I mean, it's pretty bad when "Moana" is the best acting he has ever done...haha. Regardless, both Johnson and Diesel are both pretty close to being billionaires, and they deserve to be. I don't think skin color has anything to do with it. Not in this day and age.

[@fadetoblack51]

Have you seen chapelles show?

[@eleSDSU]

Yes, I don't think this is a good example of innovation. Fry and Laurie, Jaujarana and Les Luthiers have pretty much the same sketch, they don't all do it with French but with English, Greek and French respectively.

[@Khate999]

After not being paid by Comedy Central, Dave Chapelle said "I gotta watch Key & Peele doin my show!" Hah!

[@nadershah4845]

How the hell are they underrated? They got millions of views. Millions of subscribers and viewership around the globe. I don't think you understand the meaning of the word "underrated" should we hang a picture of them in Mecca and worship them?

[@patrickivindyo8711]

😂😂😂 I can't believe he was making up the French words, so flawless, so perfect it's quite believable. Crazy talent. What!

[@shinynut]

They talk nonsense but still sounds like they speaking in French. LMFAO

[@b2kzangelalwayz]

N izh Key was speaking French.

[@BlkManta88]

@@b2kzangelalwayz No he's not it's nonsense

[@kis005]

b2kzangelalwayz no he wasn’t lol

[@raydo1998]

They say some french words. But in the end it means nothing like "de la matin" "loup de mer" (name of a fish) She says "poulet roti" (which is chicken)

[@omegalul8861]

b2kzangelalwayz You clearly don’t speak French if you think their - intentionally comedic - ramblings are French.

[@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley]

I swear the woman knew he was bullshitting and called him out in the most passive-aggressive way ever, lol.

[@neilwilson5785]

She didn't want sex then.

[@asammushtaq956]

@@neilwilson5785 but wouldve still insisted that he pick the cheque 🤣🤣🤣

[@DrOctatonic]

Do you losers just make up scenarios for a fictional sketch?

[@Daddyiscool450]

Switch Lead Kick takes one to know one loser

[@SweetAlis1]

Fluffymiyster that’s literally me when an American guy brings me to any European restaurant. It’s hilarious.

[@landonaustin6623]

His face when she started speaking french was priceless

[@Nwadiogo]

Lmao my face too I was SHOOK

[@SemperVictor1120]

you mean, when she started speaking gibberish?

[@inkajoo]

it was all faaaaaaaake

[@Nwadiogo]

Roger Levy Lmao I knooooowwww

[@landonaustin6623]

Well shit

[@WhiplashMetalStudios]

You can see the supreme confidence from the expression of Peele at the start, slowly being drained as the sketch progressed, turning into resigned acceptance of defeat. Now thats brilliant acting! And Keegan's French accent ... he can literally play different nationalities and get away with it! 😂

[@hailmichigan2]

The way Peele acts with his eyes is astounding. He gets more from his looks than most actors get from an entire line of dialogue.

[@jetli2086]

Yep! Noticed it too

[@LB-lx2tf]

That is so true! He's really gifted. His looks speak volumes. You nailed that!

[@sowhat...]

@RitterVonBek68 well that's still acting. Voice acting. And definitely not directing. But what does that have to do with him giving up acting though?

[@Hootiez]

YES his whole face is just perfect with his executions

[@drewj128]

Yeesss! Next time a French waiter starts sounding froggy, he should just draxx that sklount! 🤷‍♂️

[@jacksonzhou6893]

I studied French for 8 years and lived there for one year, and was actually quite impressed with the pronunciation and accent, but about midway through I found myself thoroughly confused by what was being said, and then discovering that Key was just making up words. Made me laugh real good though haha.

[@frankinsaneandmyrrh1202]

lol so were you thinking, "oh no, I can't understand them, is my French getting rusty?" 😆

[@NartaQNC]

I’m a french native speaker and only a few words were real (with a super heavy accent though) I wouldn’t have understood lol

[@frankinsaneandmyrrh1202]

@@NartaQNC　your username is pretty on the nose for a french native speaker lol

[@kencur9690]

The made up French is actually really good. My French is not the best, and this is what I hear when I encounter words I do not know or spoken too fast. I am confident they managed to coin some neologisms along the way during this skit...

[@esta7763]

That's okay. I'm an English speaker that only knows bonjour and baguette.... and I didn't understand any of it either.

[@lizregan8195]

When he makes that weird grunting noise trying to order I lost it😂

[@AllThruChrist]

me too. Bwa ha ha . I have hardly ever cried laughing so hard as at this.

[@AnwarSadathKP]

I could not control laugh.

[@nassalibabrah2173]

Me too😂😂😂

[@indigofremont]

the fucking captions destroyed me

[@SomethingToThinkAbout2002]

He sounded like a car engine

[@MsCarringtonsYoutube]

I really thought he was speaking French the whole time. It sounded so believable 😂😂

[@emorydaniel9084]

Moral of the story: don’t lie on your resume

[@bahmat]

If you can pull it off, fake it until you make it, my guy.

[@raduvlad4429]

@@metalheadblues most bullshit sad statement and mentality ever.

[@metalheadblues]

@@raduvlad4429 I don't personally do it , just seems like the world is that way.

[@GamerbyDesign]

@@metalheadblues Most of life is fake people talking fake shit so yeah people definitely do fake it till they make it.

[@zhixci958]

@@raduvlad4429 not really there are times where just faking it and being confident gets you things.

[@dathenychanel9134]

The girl fit their chemistry so well I want to see her in other skits

Her name is Mekia Cox

[@timkalove5516]

Yessss i was just thinking how good she was!

[@BlackSailPass_GuitarCovers]

1:14 :)

[@RinkumoniKhanikar]

Anger translator fight between Barack Obama and Michelle Obama episode This girl was the 1st lady Episode name was Obama Shutdown

[@roukiyatoubet166]

@ she is also in the rookie serie ??

[@dominicblade6514]

Plot twist: Peele speaks French, he just could’t understand their gibberish.

[@inevitablecraftslab]

th IS the plot, not the twist ;) They are not speaking french at all.

[@layonsalas5046]

@@inevitablecraftslab r/wooosh

[@Kain1805]

@@inevitablecraftslab No it's not, them not speaking real french is part of the joke but the main joke is they are "fluent" in french and he can't say one word but acts like he can

[@tuhafenigeorgedasilvahishi2958]

It's a prank, meant for laughter only, stop being so serious 😂😂😂😂

[@fathfez7991]

@@layonsalas5046 What? That's not the place to woosh lmao

[@jan861]

1:37 Did he really say "Mais Yes" ? :D :D

[@whatisjoedoing]

whyyyyyyy was this so funny??? i should not have laughed this hard at this.

[@elyonkunda6772]

Because it's Key&Peele

[@ninnavinna]

You are not the only one, I had to pause the vid.

[@bmerritt2433]

when he started trying to order, i lost it

[@ninnavinna]

This is not right😅😅😅, I come back everyday to watch this. Yesterday I was literally crying.

[@kensilverstein2910]

Joseph Solomon same here i was hysterical, soooooo funny!

[@maxwellgrimsley]

When he said "gdjldflldmdbdfnflfleke" I felt that

[@gmcmarvel2789]

AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA THANK YOU FOR MAKING ME LAUGH!!!!!! XD =D

[@garyking1986]

✊😔

[@coffeeaddict575]

that's deep

[@ceazinfinity9287]

Facts

[@maxwellgrimsley]

@@garyking1986 😔🤙

[@wizardshark2928]

At first I thought, “Wow Key’s French is good.” Then I realized... No one actually knew what he was saying

[@MovieRiotHD]

With all due respect, but the change that an American speaks a word across the border is minimal haha. Although most speak a bit of Spanish.

[@MovieRiotHD]

@Eric Thomas I think that's great, but statistically speaking you are an exception.

[@antviper135]

@@MovieRiotHD to be fair. I dont think half of Americans speak a little Spanish other than "hola" and "adios"

[@greatcesari]

No one knows what he’s saying because his French is far beyond us native speakers.

[@kaldogorath]

@@MovieRiotHD Many schools require at least 1 year of an additional language. Will that make you a master? No of course not - you might only pass greeting pleasantries, but it's a lot more than "a word".

[@r.c.b.8087]

My wife and I were in France not long ago. We were at a restaurant and I started ordering like this. The look of embarrassment on my wife’s face was CLASSIC. I wish I had recorded it. 😆🤣

[@KitchenOne-California]

Just say, “I’ll have the special” 😂

[@kayamagan]

I'd have just said, "impress me Jean"😀

[@lexi10ac]

Period😂

[@Yemeth42pis]

Le plat du jour s'il vous plait.

[@heromiIes]

Still has to say it in French though

[@darlenee.l.3131]

Right, or "I'll have what she's having"

[@p4nky130]

As a French guy I did not understand a word of what the menue was. Sounded like German to me. So yeah I would've been in the same situation 😂

[@amartamberou]

Thomas le je pouvais rien comprendre aussi

[@Similex1]

As a german i can confirm it was not german :)

[@MissYou16]

Mais enfin c'est pourtant très clair "sauce couchon krrookrossaaaan"

[@schloops8473]

I speak French fluently... not a clue what they were saying :D. Made it even greater to watch.

[@TheJekhill]

Jo Pao tout à fait d'accord

[@isagrey7289]

Waiter: *French becomes increasingly violent*

[@goosehonk3658]

Enough to behead a king?

[@mohamedelyaouti2051]

Not violent but passionate.

[@doydoy8107]

THIS IS, for me, the FUNNIEST thing on the internet. And I try to watch as much comedy as I can. It is genius in every way but you still have to point out Peele's acting, which is Oscar level. If I space out my viewings right, I cry laughing every time. Holy Moses.

[@mich8261]

As a native French speaker I am usually really annoyed when actors use fake French, but in this case I think it is hilarious

[@ladygasolina595]

We’ll have the… fleuuuuuuuuurrrrrr

[@nickw8160]

Y'all are annoyed when foreigners speak real French wym

[@arthurpolaski2843]

​@@nickw8160uh?

[@nickw8160]

@@arthurpolaski2843 I'm making a joke about how stereotypically mean Parisians are to foreigners who speak French with anything less than perfect native fluency.

[@Voodoo_Robot]

I am usually annoyed when french use their genuine accent

[@MAB-External-TC-Lover]

My friend was legit bragging about how he understood everything the waiter said then I showed him the comment section 😂😂😂

[@MrNxou]

nice.

[@ggiufa7289]

Yikes

[@CulturedCarlo]

Drop em last thing you need from a friend is them lying about small stuff like that.

[@myishenhaines1706]

tht Really Hurted 👍🏾

[@beebeetee2926]

Cold busted! 😂😂😂

[@THE.MEAT.SWEATS.]

Why is everyone like "THIS ISNT FRENCH!" No duh, its key and peele Its a joke

[@alfredborden5675]

@Lazulia 🤡🤡🤡🤡

[@paulpower7018]

There's a few french words thrown in there wtf. Damn. Thus is Merica'

[@namster08]

cus theyre retarded

[@alexanderostman4465]

@Lazulia Part of the joke is the exaggerated fake french though...

[@gordonnorris4202]

Because nowadays people are starting to loose their sense of humour. The first reaction in general is to criticise - sad :(

[@magharibicomms3891]

😂😂😂 I will never get over laughing uncontrollably at this every time I watch it, it seems as if I am watching for the first time, and oh boy doesn't it just rip my ribs 😂😂😂. And to our American brothers, it's ok to say that you are an entry level French speaker (or that your French ends with Bonjour) 😂. Merci Key & Peele pour cette vraie comédie guérissante. Dingue!

[@adingdingdiiing6740]

"Ok Google. Translate to English." Google: You're on your own, pal.

[@seansherrod8725]

(HOWLING WITH LAUGHTER)

[@legm5298]

😭😭😭😭

[@maev.7293]

My mom told me a story once about how she and her sisters as tweens were on vacation somewhere in the USA and were speaking fake French to each other to feel fancy. An actual French speaker addressed them in French and they all ran away. My aunt (the youngest) fell in the pool during egress and they didn't go back for her.

[@marioluigi9599]

Probably was a fake French speaker. Or at least an American who could only speak a little of it

[@Sweetsrananglobione]

Hilarious😂

[@austincower778]

When the cringe is so bad you try to run away from it 😆

[@Maureen-MO]

LMAO LMAO 😂

[@five-forty3431]

😂😂😂

[@newt1834]

I was floored when his date opened her mouth, he is strong to have died of embarrassment.

[@ThamsanqaVava]

The confidence he had when it all started 😂😂 and all his facial expressions throughout the sketch 😂😂

[@clarap4546]

This is quite interesting because it allows me, as a french, to know what my language sound like to a non-speaker 😂

[@MkurugenziMwenyekiti]

And how does it sound? I took French in secondary school form 1, dropped it in form 2. It didn't help that some of my classmates had learnt a bit of french in primary school, and the teacher barely used any English - those pupils shone while the rest of us flanked. You should hear me try scrap together a basic french sentence, I understand Peele's pains 😂😂

[@clarap4546]

Mkurugenzi Mkuu well it sounds way less elegant and cute than I have been told it sounds like 😂 I feel kinda privileged for being a native french speaker because I think I wouldn’t have been brave enough to learn it if it wasn’t my mother language

[@TM.BECK14]

He was definitely exaggerating it for the skit but I’m sure you can still get a feel for how it sounds to non-native speakers :) I’ll say that real French does sound nicer, though.

[@derrickbird9676]

I took French my freshman year and this just brought all those bad memories back.. somehow everyone in class started to pick up on it but me!

[@Nick_J_]

Shit man it sounds WORSE

[@biaaancia]

The funniest part is when he just accepts that fact that he can never recover from this and just leaves😭😭😭

[@samanthag.6251]

🤣🤣

[@anthonynwajueboe5012]

CONSEQUENCES

[@MrMickeyQ22]

Thanks... now I know where to laugh... gonna watch it again in light of this new information. 👌

[@DanielS-zq2rr]

were u high when u wrote this?

[@biaaancia]

@@MrMickeyQ22 you’re welcome you stupid bitch😁

[@TheMrBonzz]

Should've go for the continental breakfast.

[@The_Beast_666]

hahahahahahaha

[@TheShowOff2I]

Some Random Weeb Only real Niggas remember that one

[@Ucey365]

I'll have what I'm having!

[@TheMorganVEVO]

Ayy! I remember that episode! 😂

[@rafique5337]

Lmao its INTER CONTINENTAL breakfast

[@notsosweet6574]

As a guy with a French girlfriend, I confirm this is exactly what happens every time we have a meal together

[@Jackson-pu7gd]

did you try the flUUUUeh?

[@tjanderson5892]

Their hit rate was insane. How they were able to avoid releasing skits that fell short of expectations is wild. Every successful skit they dropped added pressure. To maintain the way they did for as long as they did is incredible. Especially since they set the bar so hi and were constantly having to compete with themselves

[@TheMastermind729]

Let’s not forget their acting and cinematography carried them a bit too

[@NazriB]

Lies again? S**t Poo

[@Trip_Fontaine]

So true. I have never seen a Key & Peele sketch that I thought was truly not funny at all. As opposed to SNL where at least 1 in 3 sketches are unwatchable. The writing I think is what really makes the difference. SNL has cast members who are just as good as Key and Peele, but often they have crap to work with from the writers.

[@ghassanbarghouti1945]

They didn't set the bar so hi, they set it so bye.

[@satyabhan6548]

This thread is like me talking to myself

[@johnd9069]

"and I looked this women straight in the eye and said biitchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" LOL

[@AJxxxxxxxx]

Yo! You really said that?

[@devonzway7853]

@@AJxxxxxxxx Yeah?

[@rah2023]

But did you?

[@Hoeneyyy]

John D my favorite skit 🤣🤣

[@miskitoragee6296]

Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyye 😂😂😂😂

[@iamtrash288]

after a certain point, I was certain he was just trying to summon a demon

[@anonymous05932]

😂

[@HN-su8nl]

Underrated comment 😄

[@m3ngoose]

lol

[@tesfuweldemikael2902]

Yeah, I realised that he was. But in what language?

[@happycathotelkensingtonjhb3175]

Oh I’m dead 😂😂😂😂

[@StaffanDeluxe]

Hahahaha best description of French... *nasal honking *😂 😂 😂 😂

[@jamielancaster01]

I showed up 3 hours before my date and gave $20 bucks to a waiter to go over the menu & specials with me - crazy stuff you do when your 19 & really want to impress a pretty girl (whom I later married).

[@BullyMaguire69]

wow ,I couldn’t possible have the guts to do that at 19, you are the man

[@terrenceklaverweide6356]

So it worked?! Real player her!

[@jamielancaster01]

Terrence Klaverweide It worked but I didn’t pretend I knew French & after we ordered I confessed that I was nervous about the menu and that I came before our date to ensure I knew exactly what was on the menu - which impressed her (‘be prepared’).

[@alyxskyler]

Aww 🥺💕💕

[@champ1159]

That's true love man

[@avzell]

The best part is at the end he's literally making almost every nasal-y throaty sound you need for french, and he's doing it so perfectly, but still just not quite saying anything like he's so effing close and this is never not one of the funniest things I've ever seen😂

[@charlesg7926]

It’s never not one of the funniest things? Huh? 😂🤣

[@evaroberts6404]

@@charlesg7926 I was trying to understand that part sentence, as well. It requires math to interpret the double negative. Haha.

[@Defender78]

i'd be hoping the menu has pictures in it, i would panic, and just bail and offer to take her to a diner

[@billyhighfill]

The acting is spot on! Ha ha ha like how that lady is looking at her date and her face is saying a million words lolol. Well done.

[@CalvinGoHardRichard]

I've never come back to watch a skit so many times in my life than this one. This is my family's favorite. This is the cure to 90% of bad days 👊🏾❤️‍🔥 #genius

[@thebeanerjeremie4326]

I died when he said "we'll have the fllluuuuuhhh" lmao

[@sirwalksoftly]

Jeremie Roman Games 2:15 😂

[@GreatJobTy]

Couldn’t stop fuckin crying laughing

[@cello_thomaz1557]

Lmfoooll bruhhhh

[@aqimjulayhi8798]

We'll try the *_fleuuuurgh_*

[@roren_san]

MY FAVORITE PART 🤣🤣🤣

[@Aemond839]

The look on Peele's face after Key listed all the meals was the look on my face when I arrived Paris for the first time and was blasted French at the airport 🤣🤣🤣

[@imfrcd]

I just pointed at the menu.

[@calebwhittington1960]

yall sleep on the fact that key’s french was all on the spot ad lib

[@ty2d2-tn]

"Dear god, from your colon sauce" I dont know I definitely heard some english :P

[@sowpmactavish]

@@ty2d2-tn 1:04

[@CBlargh]

It took me a while to realise that! He started with a few actual words and then went into gobbledygook.

[@tinkupittu]

0:48 Poisson du joir 1:08 a dash of shit... Etc

[@beebeetee2926]

Key is incredible! That's talent for real to make up something to sound credible/believable. French speaking people are like huh? The rest of us are like, yeah this guy's French accent is really good. 😂😂😂

[@ambre2496]

I was 18 and working in a Movenpick self service restaurant in Dusseldorf, colleagues came to fetch me to listen that kind of gibberish from a guy from a fancy couple willing to look even more fancy when loudly talking between them , it was like this precisely. I listened to it a while, bursted in laughing and went back hiding in the back kitchen. The rest of the crew laughed loudly too, they suspected the whole act but still had a doubt. Not so much comments from the couple who decided to eat elsewhere, for no apparent reason. Anke Neumann (the women colleague calling me), i still think of this day, 30 years later ^^. Danke fur diese lustig zeit mit dir !

[@kennethbailey6634]

Thus has to be one if the greatest comedy skits in the history of tv. I have seen this 20 times and still can't stop laughing.

[@cinnamonstar808]

agreed ... the fake french accent sound he made took me out...

[@squishysam]

*key & peele starts speaking French* Me: *turns on captions* Captions: "that is served on a bed of [speaking French]" Me: FFS

[@MikeKojoteStone]

It was mostly just gibberish. ;-)

[@samimotag]

@@MikeKojoteStone lol yep

[@annaf8669]

Yes I’m French it doesn’t mean anything haha

[@g4l1l_buckz35]

Colon sauce

[@xxportalxx.]

Hahahaha the captions were the best part of the entire skit imo

[@joaodu667]

I took French in High School and at least I know that French wasn’t really French but sounded like French 😂

[@BloBlas123]

wow you´re so cultured

[@manatea2044]

BloBlas123 lol.

[@derrickbird9676]

I also took French in high school and I was so lost in class everyday lol. My teacher was a bastard and only ever talked French. Refused to speak English.... I hated every second

[@The_Primary_Axiom]

Joa Odu 1:10 Did he say served with melted piss ?

[@TheOverlord99]

4 years of honor French and I didnt understand half of what be said mf was like du matin like what bro 🤣

[@SiddharthVaz]

I almost spat out my food laughing uncontrollably. Hilarious.

[@mentra1]

2:15 I’m dead, did he just grunt in French

[@seansherrod8725]

(LMFAO) Me TOO!!!

[@cheyannei5983]

Nasal honking

[@aaaaahhhhhh6969]

*aggressively grunts in French*

[@SamAceRothstein]

Key is a damn good actor, I was convinced his gibberish was actually French.

[@katieravonn5846]

Apparently so was Timothée Chalamet

[@marcuswalters8093]

I think it started out as real and got progressively more gibberish.

[@maggyf3932]

​@@marcuswalters8093Think so too cus first few sentences were written out by auto translation

[@bertrand391]

As a francophone, i can tell you its 5% trying 95% pretending. Which makes it even funnier imo.

[@SMXshow]

It’s hard to believe this guy ditched his date. Went home and wrote Get Out.

[@bigshorty4855]

While get out was good, all his other movies straight up garbage.

[@OneDarkCutie]

​@@bigshorty4855 Get yoooo npc ass outta here 🤡☠️

[@kilothewizard]

@@bigshorty4855Us was his best movie..

[@rcaldwel]

Funniest line in the bit: “yum” 😆😆

[@richardlomeli9310]

DID ANYONE ELSE HEAR THE DISH INCLUDES "COLOGNE SAUCE?"

[@JeanChordeiles]

Actually, he said _"Coulon sauce"_ , which is nonsense and doesn't exit, like the rest of the menu.

[@realchestro2986]

I thought he said Coulomb in a French accent 😂🤦‍♂️

[@JeanChordeiles]

@@realchestro2986 : It could be _"Coulomb"_ as well, because the B wouldn't be pronounced anyway. Anyhow, neither of these names exist for a sauce.

[@CaramelTubbies]

@@JeanChordeiles he said loup de mer as well which is actually a type of fish lol

[@JeanChordeiles]

@@CaramelTubbies : You're right.