Getting Out-Frenched at a French Restaurant - Key & Peele

A man on a date overplays his hand when he suggests that he’s knowledgeable about French cuisine.
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[@pinsonraphael4873]

I'm French and he's just speaking 90% gibberish but it's hilarious

[@nikko1984]

Et bah moi j'ai tout compris!😉

[@wegigprasasti1425]

What about the girl? Is it French?

[@thedroneoz9582]

@@wegigprasasti1425 no 😂😂

[@TheRedwall111]

Idk about you but I love a good « gendarmes du fil lisse au parc »

[@john3520]

Do you like frog legs ?

[@voksinbeatbox8805]

When you realize that Duolingo isn't going to cut it..

[@rg9810]

Lmao

[@faith0107]

Voksin Beatbox 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@shiratoriyusuke7282]

LMAO

[@blackxsamurai981]

Voksin Beatbox lmao

[@tomaskuli177]

I got the Golden Owl in French and didn't understand one damned word, except "Jean" .

[@darksideofthemood]

As a french person i can attest it's 99% gibberish but it SOUNDS so french it's incredible

[@tennaj1367]

🤣🤣 Thanks for that! Because I wasn't sure if anything said here was actually French. Because I'm not a French speaking person. But your comment made me smile, and I appreciate it because it makes me realize how talented Key & Peele truly are. Thanks for the smile and Merry Christmas. 😊

[@Amadeus-ms9lt]

I understood the words individually had a lot of real French like poisson du jour, but they made combination of words that were silly such as "gendarmerie" etc.

[@darksideofthemood]

Oh yeah there are hints of real words but nothing really makes sense when they are bring up real things. I LOVE that skit though, sorry if it sounded like I was complaining, I think it's very brilliant because if I were to walk by that conversation I would think it's a real exchange xD @@Amadeus-ms9lt

[@YG-nq9yc]

As a gibberish person most of this is French

[@username5861]

Joey from FRIENDS must be satan to you..

[@mich8261]

As a native French speaker I am usually really annoyed when actors use fake French, but in this case I think it is hilarious

[@ladygasolina595]

We’ll have the… fleuuuuuuuuurrrrrr

[@nickw8160]

Y'all are annoyed when foreigners speak real French wym

[@arthurpolaski2843]

​@@nickw8160uh?

[@nickw8160]

@@arthurpolaski2843 I'm making a joke about how stereotypically mean Parisians are to foreigners who speak French with anything less than perfect native fluency.

[@Voodoo_Robot]

I am usually annoyed when french use their genuine accent

[@captaingreek]

I entered an "Italian" pizzeria once, saying: "Ciao", only to receive as an answer: "Sir, we are Albanians".

[@sharadowasdr]

Well Albania was Italy's colony for a time :D

[@captaingreek]

@@sharadowasdr So, they are eligible to open Italian restaurants...

[@leeernestsion9737]

@@captaingreek if they know how to cook Italian, why not

[@captaingreek]

@@leeernestsion9737 From my experience, away from the country of origin, the "traditional" dish is not the same. For many reasons.

[@dawiddawid7198]

you say buongiorno in a restaurant tho, not ciao

[@buineto]

So this is what French sounds like to non native speakers...

[@pinkegg3179]

yep lol sounds legit to me loll

[@elenarodriguez922]

Yeah, pretty much.

[@rodrigohgarcia10]

I need a glass of water after every sentence. French was the most difficult language I've tried learning.

[@LilBigBriggi]

Yes, cheers from Germany xD 👌

[@TheNeon42]

@buineto, so I thought this skit was funny and shared it with my international traveled girlfriend. She watches the skit not really laughing, saying, "They're not even speaking French." I went, really!? She said, no. So I looked her dead in her eye sockets and said, "Biiiiiiiiiiitch!!!!!" Oh, the moral of the story is; yes, that Is what French sounds like to most Americans....

[@likesaily]

Jordan’s face progressively transitioning from confident to completely f’ed up is halarious

[@SMXshow]

It’s hard to believe this guy ditched his date. Went home and wrote Get Out.

[@munkhtulgabattogtokh1602]

I remember I was working in a Korean restaurant, and this older man was reallly trying to impress this lady. So he called me specifically because I'm Asian and kept speaking in Korean. But I'm friggin MONGOLIAN and didn't want to shut him down. So I lied for the first time in that season and said I was a Korean born abroad and didn't know his own language. World must know I took one for that man

[@booyah8317]

Lmao u really took one for the team 😂😂😂

[@evhan4860]

Youre doing gods work.

[@DontPissMeOFF]

Lmaoooooooooo You’re the man !

[@alexandersuarez6835]

What season? Is it on Netflix?

[@CherryColada]

Ohmygawd I’m frikin dying 😂😂😂😂. bless bless!~

[@JoshuaCastillo6309]

He should just stick to continental breakfast.

[@muhammadhashir6136]

Lols I get the reference

[@DrT0705]

Don't mind if I do!

[@lee-oh1vy]

Like cohõn, but to stay

[@umer5830]

Ahh, European style

[@guyeveryonehates5403]

... Continental, you say? Mm.mm.mmm. Don’t mind if I do!

[@NachtFaenger]

Poisson du jour : loup de merplu en vesson, served with a plumeur vert de cochon de plume menthe. That is served on an épais de gendarme de phyllis au pain and also some luminette rûche and soufflé petit de Fierte-du-Pont-Premier. Our soup today is a Bourlain moussante which is just a dash of chettebindre and some melted pisson thon chebattre fleuri. Our seafood today we have a very nice flétan pancrandre de ponce-vase from the the goudesson-mousson vallée and vesantin, it is served with a side of colombon-fonton de dainlain-maintain du guorde fermière colon sauce.

[@donpatricklau]

You are the real deal man

[@devilsfavorite999]

Is this a real translation? 😮

[@thewolfthi]

It is not, like all those words are gibberish and made up but if they were real that's probably how it would have been spelled.​@@devilsfavorite999

[@houndunitb1207]

At last,the subtitles😅

[@kasperbaele7959]

​@@thewolfthisome words seem to be derived from real ones... maintain- matin means morning , cochon is from cochon is pig or swine , pont is bridge ..etc

[@SamAceRothstein]

Key is a damn good actor, I was convinced his gibberish was actually French.

[@katieravonn5846]

Apparently so was Timothée Chalamet

[@LucaPed94]

In his defense almost none of that was French lolll

[@iamtheteapot7405]

I think exactly none yes

[@TheZero696]

Well it damn hell sounded like French ahaha

[@LucaPed94]

@@iamtheteapot7405 Haha yeah pretty much but there was a few like Poisson du jour (fish of the day) and he said cochon which is pig but the rest of the suff is gibberish and maybe just maybe some french cuisine lingo that I haven' heard.

[@je.suis.prisci]

I speak french, none of it was french 😂😂😂

[@jugsma6676]

Haha

[@uselesstaco7221]

Me: *turns on captions* Captions: *[speaking French]* Me: -_-

[@HankusTheTankus333]

Apparently its not actually french. Check the other comments

[@Nina-fc8ey]

I'm glad I wasn't the only one XD

[@jeremyreese54]

Use auto generated, some is ok, and a lot of nonsense.

[@AustinRiggsFire]

Not actually French.

[@diabl2master]

@@HankusTheTankus333 Some words are french, most is nonsense

[@randomthought6681]

his face at 1:44 when he realizes she can speak it 🤣🤣🤣

[@tennaj1367]

What's the biggest joke is that neither one of them are speaking any french at all or very very little French. Most of it's just gibberish that sounds like French! 🤣 🤣 Key & Peele are legendary!

[@geord1911]

“Soup” the only thing he got 😂😂😂

[@0rhythm_divine0]

Tu est plaisante!!!!

[@0rhythm_divine0]

Mais, no!!!....cette femma parle pas là français...😂

[@darkworld8181]

@@0rhythm_divine0😂😂😂

[@mattgoldberg4335]

These guys never miss a single nuance (I love Key's clicking of the pen, putting more pressure on Peele to order), and this skit also ends perfectly. The actress -- not sure her name - was also wonderful.

[@steppin9057]

He was not spam clicking the pen. That would be repetitive, upset audience.

[@mattgoldberg4335]

@@steppin9057 ??

[@mattgoldberg4335]

@@steppin9057 ???

[@mattgoldberg4335]

@@steppin9057 ?? Who said "repetitive clicking". He clicked it once - at exactly the "right" time.

[@sergeyromanov5560]

@@steppin9057 are you dm

[@shinynut]

They talk nonsense but still sounds like they speaking in French. LMFAO

[@b2kzangelalwayz]

N izh Key was speaking French.

[@BlkManta88]

@@b2kzangelalwayz No he's not it's nonsense

[@kis005]

b2kzangelalwayz no he wasn’t lol

[@raydo1998]

They say some french words. But in the end it means nothing like "de la matin" "loup de mer" (name of a fish) She says "poulet roti" (which is chicken)

[@omegalul8861]

b2kzangelalwayz You clearly don’t speak French if you think their - intentionally comedic - ramblings are French.

[@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley]

I swear the woman knew he was bullshitting and called him out in the most passive-aggressive way ever, lol.

[@neilwilson5785]

She didn't want sex then.

[@asammushtaq956]

@@neilwilson5785 but wouldve still insisted that he pick the cheque 🤣🤣🤣

[@DrOctatonic]

Do you losers just make up scenarios for a fictional sketch?

[@Daddyiscool450]

Switch Lead Kick takes one to know one loser

[@SweetAlis1]

Fluffymiyster that’s literally me when an American guy brings me to any European restaurant. It’s hilarious.

[@jakobbauz]

The way Keegan speaks 'French' with increasing intensity gets me every single time.

[@cUser691]

Peele trying to mouth the words Key says has me re-visiting this sketch every few months for a good laugh 🤣

[@brotherronardo6766]

The accent was perfect and the fact he's not speaking real french is just so much funnier.

[@Darkctan]

You probably never heard a french speaking, right ?...

[@mikedonovan9783]

the accent is awful

[@jakezepeda1267]

@@Darkctan "a french" Sorry but this made me laugh XD

[@Darkctan]

Jake Zepeda I don’t understand why so feel free to laugh as much as you can :p

[@jakezepeda1267]

@@Darkctan honestly. Idk either. I'm an idiot and referring to someone french as "a French" sounds funny to me. So thank you and have a good Wednesday ;D.

[@notmuchgaming4917]

Keegan's French is so fluent that it turned Japanese for a moment

[@ENYCE777]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@lilweez2175]

Hes not speaking French 🤣

[@Hey_Revolver]

@@lilweez2175 you dont say

[@lilweez2175]

@@Hey_Revolver I honestly don't know but a French speaker in the comments said he is speaking gibberish lol

[@bendover272]

Not french lmao

[@deadstar44]

The Behind The Scenes must have been a riot. I can't imagine american actors trying to utter so much gibberish seriously with a fake french accent on top without cracking up. The fact that they learned that gibberish and deliver it so naturally as it cranks up into absurdist level of non-sense. (French native speaker here BTW). One of their best situational comedy skit. C'est du caviar!

[@einzeltier]

One of my favourites of all time of them :) Everything about this scene is absolutely perfect, the timing of the camera, the French, the facial expressions of all of them. Brilliant!

[@matildacool3949]

every french person just had an aneurysm trying to understand this

[@SneakedUpGaming]

😂

[@oumoukante8753]

Mais grave 😂

[@lulumineusebelight]

Tellement 😂

[@benkennedy3376]

Try visiting quibec

[@hat880]

@@benkennedy3376 bahahahhahhaha....

[@klarenzcobie6595]

He skipped French Class and look at him now... *consequences*

[@liaml.e.5964]

I see what you did there

[@hotskull565]

Consequences

[@whaccoon]

And then he got smashed with piano

[@TridKP]

dang i just upchucked my granola

[@cubicinchesofmoltenplatinumand]

@@whaccoon he got 88 concussions, 1 for each key..

[@nopenopenope14]

Key is the only guy I know that can make some pure gibberish sound something like French.

[@piwetshombe4684]

This still cracks me up to this day! By far my favourite of their skits!

[@dithperlay3292]

As a real native French, I’d like to mention that I did not understand a word he said in French!! 🤣🤣

[@rumanachowdhury1858]

It wasn’t actually french

[@mreshadow]

Thanks! I don't speak it but feel like I can hear real words, which I couldn't and it was driving me crazy.

[@rumanachowdhury1858]

mreshadow yeah no problem

[@jamesknapp64]

As an English speaker, neither did I :)

[@rumanachowdhury1858]

G yeah but most of it was fake

[@cyclonus01]

The woman is the ultimate troll. She totally set him up when she was impressed when he said "Bonjour"

[@promethium-145]

I bet the whole date was a setup lol.

[@judithrandall4690]

Oh, instead of saying the man was the ultimate player for lying about his expertise in speaking French. Got it.

[@promethium-145]

@@judithrandall4690 Well, he overstepped his expertise there too lol.

[@judithrandall4690]

@@promethium-145 Touche.

[@meerule]

just hear me out here. WHat if... what if its just a comedy sketch??

[@notsosweet6574]

As a guy with a French girlfriend, I confirm this is exactly what happens every time we have a meal together

[@WhiplashMetalStudios]

You can see the supreme confidence from the expression of Peele at the start, slowly being drained as the sketch progressed, turning into resigned acceptance of defeat. Now thats brilliant acting! And Keegan's French accent ... he can literally play different nationalities and get away with it! 😂

[@w0y4k15]

Alternate Title: What French Sounds like to Non-French Speakers

[@kindred923]

Yes lmfao

[@Epinardscaramel]

I was about to say! This reminded me of kzbin.info/www/bejne/jKWXdZmXacuCe7s and kzbin.info/www/bejne/Y4fWnnlvosSBqpo

[@amstreater]

@@Epinardscaramel I love that skwerl video (wish there was one for French which I also speak - though I guess Key & Peele have now taken care of that). I hadn’t seen the Adriano one, it’s amazing!

[@ENYCE777]

That is definitely a great title 🤣🤣🤣

[@andiriki]

Right!

[@aaronbeauchamp3312]

This was hysterical. Kudos to be able to rattle off nonsensical words and still make it almost believable. That is talent.

[@rara4]

Just found out about this vid, and I'm french. My sides are hurting, this was way funnier than I expected

[@Ortagonation]

what, it was nonsensical?! I thought that real french, lol

[@personontheinternet2164]

@@rara4 props to you for recognizing this as a comedy instead of being hung up on how inauthentic his accent is.

[@russelfernandes8483]

@@personontheinternet2164 True, quite painful to read comments pointing out that he is not speaking valid French.

[@controlyourselfplease]

@@personontheinternet2164 who said his accent was inauthentic

[@tennaj1367]

The greatest sketch comedy series ever ! If they ever came back it would be like Christmas X 10 🤣

[@karimrachidii6413]

Our first spécial tonight is a Poisson du jour is a loup de mer bleu en vaisseau served with a purée verte de cochon de piémont That is served on a bed gendarme de félice au pain and also derved with luminette rouge and soufflé petite fierte du pont grenière Our soup today is a potelain au sompte with just a dash of châtain bertre and served with melted pissonton champetre fleur. Our other seafood today we have a very nice Flet tampon grand de plants se vince from le glouton mousson valienne vésentain it is served with a side of colombon fondant net de la matin, du garde, fourmilière, coulant sauce

[@abominableseal6203]

When you took French in highschool and try to impress your date

[@philipbohi983]

When you order the "Bouillinade avec lotte a l'imperatrice et cotriade buerre-blanc"...but you pronounce it wrong and get a tennis shoe sautéed in dog poop with a side of lawn clippings. And a dirty ashtray filled with butter as your starter....

[@princeNeiro]

@@philipbohi983 lmfao

[@Moorb0y52]

Omelette du fromage

[@deathrodamus9608]

@@Moorb0y52 so, you watched Dexter's Laboratory?

[@Moorb0y52]

@@deathrodamus9608 oui

[@mettum712]

The look of disappointment on everyone’s face at the end is perfect

[@fl1ck644]

I wonder why no one has commented on this comment. I also wonder if someone will comment on this comment then start a hopefully endless comment war within my comment within your comment. Fortnite is finally dead. I’m exited- debate

[@RPG_IV]

ikr

[@mettum712]

Fl1ck minecraft>fortnite imo

[@ouwebok3356]

Aye another crying cat

[@mettum712]

Crying Cat ay what’s good

[@thndr_strck_999]

Hilarious and the ending is excellent. "Have a lovely dinner" acknowledging politely and just leaving

[@MsCarringtonsYoutube]

I really thought he was speaking French the whole time. It sounded so believable 😂😂

[@heyitsvonage2768]

Keagan: Here are some French sounds

[@bantober]

Act like your hawking up a lugie

[@C4H10N4O2]

@@bantober They really just make weird noises, except "cochon" "soupe" and "flan" i didn't understand anything.. and I'm french 😅

[@bantober]

Iridium bonjour salute

[@C4H10N4O2]

@@bantober As americans often say it "le Tour Eiffel de baguette Champagne"

[@bantober]

Iridium they also say Je mange petit femme

[@m_gwb]

Key speaking, the subtitles: *[speaking in french]* Peele speaking, the subtitles: *[nasal honking]*

[@mikef5951]

and also: *[speaking gibberish]*

[@archerhitthetarget]

A fellow subtitle watcher Specifically of the quarantine binging variety

[@naaz3513]

Its "speaking gibberish" now😂

[@yasinjamal7517]

🤣

[@rozejohnson]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@rcaldwel]

Funniest line in the bit: “yum” 😆😆

[@ThamsanqaVava]

The confidence he had when it all started 😂😂 and all his facial expressions throughout the sketch 😂😂

[@rogue8853]

“It’s been nice knowing you, have a lovely dinner” True display of good sportsmanship.

[@insertyourchannelnamehere8018]

Respect , FIFA really stepped their game up

[@mbvglider]

Sometimes, you gotta know when it's GG.

[@FussyPickles]

Looked like a lunch to me.

[@jacobc3887]

Ya win some, ya lose some.

[@22DanceFun]

I clapped, he did the right thing.

[@dakinnie]

Insane that Peele is the only one even trying to speak real French, lol

[@timothy790110]

Vincent Magesa no he's not speaking French, just articulating sounds that sound similar to French. Source ;French speaker

[@jiljoul1899]

timothy790110 ah merci tu me rassures je me disais je comprenais quedal ! 😁👌

[@Asger1703]

@@timothy790110 Key is waiter, speaking gibberish. Peele is the guest.

[@igradj2964]

@@timothy790110 D'accord, j'ai pense ma française avoir été perdu. Ouf 😅

[@sanddristini6555]

Isn't the waiter just putting random french words together (srry im just a second year and i have a c+ for french)

[@jimjimgl3]

The final outcome, this skit, is golden but my brain hurts trying to feel how much fun these guys and their staff have coming up with ideas for the show.

[@MrFantastic23]

I've seen this skit multiple times and every time it makes me laugh jordan Peele is just brilliant! In many of the sketches his subtle looks or actions really sell whatever is going on. I think he's a better actor than he gets credit for

[@maxwellgrimsley]

When he said "gdjldflldmdbdfnflfleke" I felt that

[@gmcmarvel2789]

AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA THANK YOU FOR MAKING ME LAUGH!!!!!! XD =D

[@garyking1986]

✊😔

[@coffeeaddict575]

that's deep

[@ceazinfinity9287]

Facts

[@maxwellgrimsley]

@@garyking1986 😔🤙

[@angelathomas6773]

Why did he leave without getting his soom bhmhmshhhmmta bmshmbatafluer fluershwashsh?

[@nicoleraheem1195]

😂😂😂😂😂 HAHA

[@insertyourchannelnamehere8018]

Dont you mean quesi merci boqu *sumodoubulrehulurewutherusten* ?

[@sanjeeva5527]

😂😂😂😂😂 flummmmpummppp

[@nicholasweezy]

😁 😁 😁

[@missmartin85]

@@nicholasweezy yal are hilarious

[@happycathotelkensingtonjhb3175]

My favorite key and peele skit. I watch this often and show it to people often. I even have it saved on my KZbin saved stuff. It’s too funny

[@bnicethegaynerd6025]

Props to my French teacher for showing my class this to kick off the food unit

[@HaileyHarber]

I got some words at first, poisson, cochon, de la mer, ... then it just turned into a bunch of nasal noises lol

[@pietromondello9362]

@Adnan Yusuf Especially when it is goosebumps driven :P

[@halperin9109]

He said something about a looped wolf, Dunno if I got that one right

[@DarthFurie]

I cracked up laughing because I know a decent amount of French and I was like wtf I can barely understand anything 😭 Then realized it was fake lol

[@idealist420]

@Adnan Yusuf r/wtf

[@McKenna-zk7vm]

Hi Hailey

[@pengjoon]

I’ll have your french fries.

[@Absolutely_puck_fakestine]

Ramirez would have ordered the french fries.

[@Matters2023]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@mdharmaraj1631]

mersi boku

[@ScarletJeiSaoirse]

Lol exactly

[@Bighomiehobbs]

Lmfa

[@john-paul9551]

Even the accordion player at 2:00 was like "hold up, I GOTTA see this!!!"

[@Saahibayn]

Honestly if I’m ever in the mood for a laugh this just gets me every time 😂

[@emorydaniel9084]

Moral of the story: don’t lie on your resume

[@bahmat]

If you can pull it off, fake it until you make it, my guy.

[@raduvlad4429]

@@metalheadblues most bullshit sad statement and mentality ever.

[@metalheadblues]

@@raduvlad4429 I don't personally do it , just seems like the world is that way.

[@GamerbyDesign]

@@metalheadblues Most of life is fake people talking fake shit so yeah people definitely do fake it till they make it.

[@zhixci958]

@@raduvlad4429 not really there are times where just faking it and being confident gets you things.

[@dominicblade6514]

Plot twist: Peele speaks French, he just could’t understand their gibberish.

[@inevitablecraftslab]

th IS the plot, not the twist ;) They are not speaking french at all.

[@layonsalas5046]

@@inevitablecraftslab r/wooosh

[@Kain1805]

@@inevitablecraftslab No it's not, them not speaking real french is part of the joke but the main joke is they are "fluent" in french and he can't say one word but acts like he can

[@tuhafenigeorgedasilvahishi2958]

It's a prank, meant for laughter only, stop being so serious 😂😂😂😂

[@fathfez7991]

@@layonsalas5046 What? That's not the place to woosh lmao

[@y0ngcheng]

this is one of the sketches i ADORE so much!!! hahaha epic! key and peele are legends!

[@A_SD123]

I was impressed that he was fluent in French until I saw the comment section

[@elijahcota2408]

Keegan is bald.

[@ashpreu9377]

A friend of mine always bragged about how good his French was, so I introduced him to my colleague from Paris last summer. My colleague started a casual chat with him in French, he listened for a while without responding then said in English: I couldn’t hear you properly because the weather is too hot!

[@artistevivien]

Good lord, who brags about how good their French is? Don’t people usually say “Gosh I forgot everything I learned in high school”? 😂

[@sayanbiswas7364]

@@artistevivien all I learnt is Jamapple. lol

[@all4beesandbees4all]

Quelle dommage. :P

[@splinter360]

lmao. People never think they'll actually have to back up their lies.

[@grimjowjaggerjak]

@@alexanderbeckers3782 Nope, Parisian french is standard french, basically every french speaker can undersand parisian french.

[@jf8461]

He should have just responded, "Yes. That will be perfect, for both of us."

[@joeybulford5266]

J F Nah because he needed a choice between two options and didn’t know either one. That wouldn’t have worked.

[@Sofia-dq1or]

just say "the first one"

[@mahalak4383]

@@Sofia-dq1or and get served with something weird..no thanks

[@boomer490]

To the whole menu. That would have been idiotic

[@Falinzin]

@@boomer490 Not really, I almost always ask what the waiter recommends and if it's sounds good I'm in. Chances are it's either their special, something their Chef is particularly good at cooking, or something that's seasonal and nice and fresh because the ingredients are in season.

[@ambre2496]

I was 18 and working in a Movenpick self service restaurant in Dusseldorf, colleagues came to fetch me to listen that kind of gibberish from a guy from a fancy couple willing to look even more fancy when loudly talking between them , it was like this precisely. I listened to it a while, bursted in laughing and went back hiding in the back kitchen. The rest of the crew laughed loudly too, they suspected the whole act but still had a doubt. Not so much comments from the couple who decided to eat elsewhere, for no apparent reason. Anke Neumann (the women colleague calling me), i still think of this day, 30 years later ^^. Danke fur diese lustig zeit mit dir !

[@noseishin]

yeah, you can't recover from that. He just wished her a happy life and stepped off the stage

[@nextobserver1]

You can clearly see his soul escaping at the end.

[@surajsingh1063]

You can see mine right at the beginning

[@lavenderwashington5337]

His face as he's trying to think about how he wants to pronounce the words is freaking hilarious😂

[@Jai.Nathaniel]

Lavender Washington I’m here dying lmaoo

[@majed8192]

Dying inside 😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣

[@SiddharthVaz]

I almost spat out my food laughing uncontrollably. Hilarious.

[@patrickivindyo8711]

😂😂😂 I can't believe he was making up the French words, so flawless, so perfect it's quite believable. Crazy talent. What!

[@isagrey7289]

Waiter: *French becomes increasingly violent*

[@goosehonk3658]

Enough to behead a king?

[@mohamedelyaouti2051]

Not violent but passionate.

[@garyking1986]

When that C in high school French really doesn’t end up paying off…

[@Menibor1]

Learning French will never pay off lol

[@WillSlags]

😂😂😂😂

[@brandes8057]

Mf said he gotta C in French😂😂😂😭💀💀💀💀💀

[@ainsleyharriottsspicymeat8909]

The World's End is a great film

[@KiwiTheKiwi24]

French guy here. Couldn't understand a thing.

[@CalvinGoHardRichard]

I've never come back to watch a skit so many times in my life than this one. This is my family's favorite. This is the cure to 90% of bad days 👊🏾❤️‍🔥 #genius

[@annabellebeckwith9283]

This was one of the most hilarious skits.

[@MABGaming01]

My friend was legit bragging about how he understood everything the waiter said then I showed him the comment section 😂😂😂

[@MrNxou]

nice.

[@ggiufa7289]

Yikes

[@METALMONKEYcarlo]

Drop em last thing you need from a friend is them lying about small stuff like that.

[@myishenhaines1706]

tht Really Hurted 👍🏾

[@beebeetee2926]

Cold busted! 😂😂😂

[@seithefae]

Are we not gonna talk about how well keegan sold this

[@carmenadams575]

Seihara Major exactly

[@zootsoot2006]

He's brilliant, can play any kind of role, black, Mexican, French...

[@rosalindlewis3523]

Does he think she will want to date the wait - just because he did his job well?

[@Big_Chico]

There’s not a single race this man can’t pull off

[@Dwight0530]

@@Big_Chico how about asian?

[@pmmahone1]

These guys are the best. Not afraid to make themselves look silly.

[@mdx_yt]

I really laughed throughout the clip 😂😂 This was so good 😊😊

[@landonaustin6623]

His face when she started speaking french was priceless

[@Nwadiogo]

Lmao my face too I was SHOOK

[@SemperVictor1120]

you mean, when she started speaking gibberish?

[@inkajoo]

it was all faaaaaaaake

[@Nwadiogo]

Roger Levy Lmao I knooooowwww

[@landonaustin6623]

Well shit

[@biaaancia]

The funniest part is when he just accepts that fact that he can never recover from this and just leaves😭😭😭

[@samanthag.6251]

🤣🤣

[@anthonynwajueboe5012]

CONSEQUENCES

[@MrMickeyQ22]

Thanks... now I know where to laugh... gonna watch it again in light of this new information. 👌

[@DanielS-zq2rr]

were u high when u wrote this?

[@biaaancia]

@@MrMickeyQ22 you’re welcome you stupid bitch😁

[@city_guy]

we’ll try the fleur….. pisson juon sont vont mont pont 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@edwardkalu561]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@adingdingdiiing6740]

"Ok Google. Translate to English." Google: You're on your own, pal.

[@seansherrod8725]

(HOWLING WITH LAUGHTER)

[@legm5298]

😭😭😭😭

[@lizregan8195]

When he makes that weird grunting noise trying to order I lost it😂

[@AllThruChrist]

me too. Bwa ha ha . I have hardly ever cried laughing so hard as at this.

[@AnwarSadathKP]

I could not control laugh.

[@nassalibabrah2173]

Me too😂😂😂

[@indigofremont]

the fucking captions destroyed me

[@somethingtothinkabout6556]

He sounded like a car engine

[@Lion72320]

Plot twist peele actually speaks french but does not understand key and his date because they are not actually speaking French.

[@akhilgogineni7792]

Even though its mostly gibberish, its very hard to make the conversation sound French, making it probably Key’s best performance thus far

[@Sumiyeco_boutique]

Just say, “I’ll have the special” 😂

[@kayamagan]

I'd have just said, "impress me Jean"😀

[@lexi10ac]

Period😂

[@Yemeth42pis]

Le plat du jour s'il vous plait.

[@bwp2bruce]

Still has to say it in French though

[@darlenee.l.3131]

Right, or "I'll have what she's having"

[@mr.invisible9007]

The French accent for peele is on point!

[@g_haddock]

You mean Key?

[@TheCaptainBlackimar]

That’s Key my man

[@klynch572]

Keegan Michael Key man

[@itzLRD007]

It’s okay we all make mistakes, don’t let it happen again tho

[@bopeeplauerent676]

Can he actually speak French?

[@FetsumBerhaneDire]

I felt like that when I tried listening to a French friend after learning the language for a year

[@oldmouflette]

The "Du Gorde, Fermier, Collon Sauce" killed me ! 😂

[@happycathotelkensingtonjhb3175]

Kllled me also

[@THE.MEAT.SWEATS.]

Why is everyone like "THIS ISNT FRENCH!" No duh, its key and peele Its a joke

[@alfredborden5675]

@Lazulia 🤡🤡🤡🤡

[@paulpower7018]

There's a few french words thrown in there wtf. Damn. Thus is Merica'

[@namster08]

cus theyre retarded

[@alexanderostman4465]

@Lazulia Part of the joke is the exaggerated fake french though...

[@gordonnorris4202]

Because nowadays people are starting to loose their sense of humour. The first reaction in general is to criticise - sad :(

[@wizardshark2928]

At first I thought, “Wow Key’s French is good.” Then I realized... No one actually knew what he was saying

[@MovieRiotHD]

With all due respect, but the change that an American speaks a word across the border is minimal haha. Although most speak a bit of Spanish.

[@MovieRiotHD]

@Eric Thomas I think that's great, but statistically speaking you are an exception.

[@antviper135]

@@MovieRiotHD to be fair. I dont think half of Americans speak a little Spanish other than "hola" and "adios"

[@greatcesari]

No one knows what he’s saying because his French is far beyond us native speakers.

[@kaldo8907]

@@MovieRiotHD Many schools require at least 1 year of an additional language. Will that make you a master? No of course not - you might only pass greeting pleasantries, but it's a lot more than "a word".

[@TheDaveShowLP]

this is one of my favourite comedy skits of all time

[@NguyenPhong-yx3yd]

The real plot twist is Peele actually fluent in French but walked out on anger because these two were blatantly speaking fake French in front of him

[@kevinr.3107]

Honestly, this sketch is pure genius, I'm french and I can tell you that there's absolutely not a single sentence that's making sense here, but the way it's played is sooo good that it made me laugh so hard :D Man I love these guys

[@iamrobot396]

Its exactly how its perceived by non-french speakers and thats why its so hilarious. French speakers wont understand

[@ninalempicka2948]

@@iamrobot396 he actually got a few words right like poisson and cochon, that's why I was assuming he would probably throw in some real sentences but nope ahahah

[@damd2999]

@@iamrobot396 Im a french native and I was literally crying laughing, this depicted the way French sounds to americans and the fact that its gibberish but still accurate to yall is hilarious.

[@ApostleDavidETaylor]

“Kevin” is a French name?

[@kevinr.3107]

@@ApostleDavidETaylor It's Irish, but I was born in France and I live in France since my childhood :)

[@thebeanerjeremie4326]

I died when he said "we'll have the fllluuuuuhhh" lmao

[@sirwalksoftly]

Jeremie Roman Games 2:15 😂

[@GreatJobTy]

Couldn’t stop fuckin crying laughing

[@cello_thomaz1557]

Lmfoooll bruhhhh

[@aqimjulayhi8798]

We'll try the *_fleuuuurgh_*

[@roren_san]

MY FAVORITE PART 🤣🤣🤣

[@RobinDale50]

As a native English speaker who thinks French is a presumptuous and over-pronounced language, this only confirms everything I feel about it. French isn't a language built on words, it's a language built on the most complicated way you can make sounds.

[@samkitty5894]

Gibberish sounds more French than French itself.... I love the accents.

[@Terminal-Vet]

The more I watch Key and Peele, the more I feel like their genius is underrated. These fellows are not only innovative in their comedy, and the writers of course deserve much credit as well, but their ability to act out their characters is quite impressive.

[@Terminal-Vet]

@@seferkeshet I don't think that has anything to do with their being underrated as actors. I mean, I sure hope that wouldn't be the case, and I just don't see how. I think it's primarily due to the fact that they do not venture into other roles that could highlight their potential, like serious acting roles, you know? There are a plethora of Black actors whose talents are lauded by virtually everyone who has an eye for great acting. I don't think anyone can deny that Denzel Washington, Morgan Freeman, Chiwetel Ejiofor, are as great as any other actor ever when it comes to portraying other people on the big screen. Samuel L. Jackson is another phenomenal actor, in my opinion, even though his range isn't as diverse as the abovementioned men. Sidney Poitier was a great actor. I think Chadwick Boseman was an actor who was definitely on the path to greatness as well. Another actor whom is awesome in everything he plays in is Djimon Hounsou, phenomenal actor. Vin Diesel is another actor whose talents are obviously known, but not as much as I think they should be, I believe. His portrayal of Jackie DiNorscio, the middle-aged, over-weight, Italian gangster in, "Find Me Guilty" is oscar worthy, in my opinion, but a lot of people never watched it because it wasn't a big budget Hollywood production. Will Smith is another incredibly talented actor. He doesn't have a bad acting role. He's just naturally talented. I tell you who is an overrated actor, who happens to be Black, not that skin color has anything to do with it. I think Dwayne Johnson is a mediocre actor at best, but he is huge, has a good screen presence, and still has some pretty good movies, even though I don't think he can act very well, or at least as well as his movies draw in revenue. If he wasn't "The Rock", he wouldn't get a role. I mean, it's pretty bad when "Moana" is the best acting he has ever done...haha. Regardless, both Johnson and Diesel are both pretty close to being billionaires, and they deserve to be. I don't think skin color has anything to do with it. Not in this day and age.

[@fadetoblack51]

Have you seen chapelles show?

[@eleSDSU]

Yes, I don't think this is a good example of innovation. Fry and Laurie, Jaujarana and Les Luthiers have pretty much the same sketch, they don't all do it with French but with English, Greek and French respectively.

[@Khate999]

After not being paid by Comedy Central, Dave Chapelle said "I gotta watch Key & Peele doin my show!" Hah!

[@nadershah4845]

How the hell are they underrated? They got millions of views. Millions of subscribers and viewership around the globe. I don't think you understand the meaning of the word "underrated" should we hang a picture of them in Mecca and worship them?

[@hailmichigan2]

The way Peele acts with his eyes is astounding. He gets more from his looks than most actors get from an entire line of dialogue.

[@jetli2086]

Yep! Noticed it too

[@LB-lx2tf]

That is so true! He's really gifted. His looks speak volumes. You nailed that!

[@sowhat...]

@RitterVonBek68 well that's still acting. Voice acting. And definitely not directing. But what does that have to do with him giving up acting though?

[@Hootiez]

YES his whole face is just perfect with his executions

[@drewj128]

Yeesss! Next time a French waiter starts sounding froggy, he should just draxx that sklount! 🤷‍♂️

[@brianw13]

Lol!! I’m dying laughing. “It’s been nice knowing you…have a lovely dinner”

[@PCREPAIRZ1]

He could have just said: let me get two of those..

[@jacksonzhou6893]

I studied French for 8 years and lived there for one year, and was actually quite impressed with the pronunciation and accent, but about midway through I found myself thoroughly confused by what was being said, and then discovering that Key was just making up words. Made me laugh real good though haha.

[@frankinsaneandmyrrh1202]

lol so were you thinking, "oh no, I can't understand them, is my French getting rusty?" 😆

[@NartaQNC]

I’m a french native speaker and only a few words were real (with a super heavy accent though) I wouldn’t have understood lol

[@frankinsaneandmyrrh1202]

@@NartaQNC　your username is pretty on the nose for a french native speaker lol

[@kencur9690]

The made up French is actually really good. My French is not the best, and this is what I hear when I encounter words I do not know or spoken too fast. I am confident they managed to coin some neologisms along the way during this skit...

[@esta7763]

That's okay. I'm an English speaker that only knows bonjour and baguette.... and I didn't understand any of it either.