Ghost and Soap jokes and banter - Modern Warfare II

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[@Goofytips]

homies having a discord call while fighting war crimes these two in a duo are chad's

[@Crimson_death_yt]

Ye your right💀💀💀

[@Joseplays_cod]

Ghost:then say so Soap: I did

[@onurselimyuksel4107]

@@Joseplays_cod I laughed so hard that +It’s pishin’ it doon out here -Speak English

[@M-257]

Once a wise man said: "You dropped the soap" "You spilled the gaz" "You scared the ghost" "You squashed the roach" "Now you'll pay the PRICE"

[@Galaxy_Amethyst906]

Pfft, this made me laugh so hard I began to choke on my cereal 😂

[@Callsign_Star00]

Im dying 😂

[@AgentForeverSus]

The Foap got dropped

[@neilmaquiling3519]

Soap : I'm in the coffee shop Ghost : Get us a tea Soap : Fucking Britz Fucking hilarious 🤣

[@casentive7841]

*fookin

[@jamietate3526]

Implies that soap is pro indy

[@gorolmazi1824]

@@jamietate3526 nah more like pro Scotch :P

[@h0welss]

@@gorolmazi1824 pro indy = for independance = not wanting to be referred to as british. btw "scotch" isn't a correct word to refer to scottish people

[@memelord3986]

@@h0welss Scotch is a type of liquor

[@saborise7485]

''Ghost, you missin' a knife? "'Several'' Gold

[@cyromancerthatsellsicecream]

1:48 "Johnny, got company in the church! and they're not here for forgiveness!" fuckin killed me 💀

[@stormdesertstrike]

Underrated 😂

[@BambooSh0t]

Legit took me to click another fuckin video for me to realize what the joke was lmao

[@cjalvarez2328]

When you can die at any moment but still jokes around

[@valestrafox89]

😂😂😂 effing heck this is my kind of humour , drive the family bonkers😂😂😂

[@AceRox-pi7vk]

Fockin*

[@carnage4556]

The fact that Ghost is chatty because he wants to make sure Soap is still alive :( ❤

[@edadankmemes]

Yeah…well he should have been chattier…T~T

[@BoomBoomSoup]

@@edadankmemes FUCKING HELL

[@lies9927]

He know Soap is wounded and losing blood, is better to make him talk and be aware then let him be silent and lose counsciness

[@thegamingkirby8696]

Best to convo to keep the negative thoughts away

[@itsmattfromwiisports]

@edadankmemes in his defense, wasn't he right near him when he died?

[@Villosa64]

Soap either the smartest guy figuring out all of the jokes in like 2 seconds or he's just insanely good at being casual and blending in

[@Dmik20]

soap died in modern warfare 3 and ghost never had a 3D mask this campaign ruined these characters and the entire franchise

[@aetherlul]

@@Dmik20 cry harder

[@Hecate3952]

@@Dmik20 bro. It's a fuckin reboot.

[@aetherlul]

@@Dmik20 I can't see any facts in your comment, besides your stupid nostalgia gatekeeping attitude 🤓

[@Dmik20]

@@aetherlul You know I'm right you're just butt hurt. 😎

[@jewelsvevo8153]

God Alone was such a painful mission to beat on Realism without using a gun but the banter between Soap and Ghost made it worth my time

[@wheres_the_proof2896]

honestly the no gun challenge was really fun on realism for me

[@villageidiot9012]

Jesus Christ, it was hard enough using a gun on realism on that mission but to not use a gun? Fuck that 😂💀

[@uaLemt44]

"Johnny, got company in the church, and they're not here for forgiveness" LMAO gold tier.

[@jamesalexander8193]

Their here to see the big man, I'll send them right up

[@insiite9561]

"Away n bile yer heed" - Soap "English, MacTavish" - Ghost "Sorry, sir, let me translate... 'Go f**k yourself' " - Soap "Much better" - Ghost 🤣🤣

[@sev3896]

aWaY n BiLe YeR hEeD

[@frog-eu3xg]

I just read this comment as it came up-

[@thevalkyriemercenary9463]

​@sev3896 when translated it means "get lost" in scottish

[@somestrangecrow]

@@thevalkyriemercenary9463 meh, same message

[@slavicvasenin6685]

Got me laugh for 5 minutes straight once I heard that in a game myself

[@aaronkenyon7112]

"You're stone cold, Simon" "Let me translate "Go fuck yourself"" "Sick bastard" "You're out of your mind LT" If I didn't know any better, I'd say Soap was flirting with Ghost and vice versa 😂

[@andrei3436]

How would you even come out to that conclusion bruh? XD

[@aaronkenyon7112]

@andrei3436 The joke clearly flew over your head bruh

[@yveltalnice]

Heh or ghost likes soap to the point there can both swear or roast each other and there cool with it

[@sml2k186]

I think the best part is when ghost is telling his goldfish joke you hear him not try to laugh his ass off

[@garrettstripp6899]

"It's RaInInG fUcKiNg HaRd"

[@Aki-kh2qe-StreetKidZZZ]

Then say so

[@marvelousfandom]

​@@Aki-kh2qe-StreetKidZZZ i did.

[@Koganai96]

@@marvelousfandomRain’s good. It will cover your tracks

[@josephellynbastidas.4773]

​@@Koganai96 Covers theirs too.

[@hypotheticalneutronstar]

@@josephellynbastidas.4773 Lets worry about you, Johnny.

[@Arva_]

ghost do have humor

[@Shura31412]

0:10 the first thing that came to my mind was a woman

[@futuregem1605]

YESS same 😂

[@WatiSaurus]

i thought that was the joke at first lol

[@RMorton1]

“I’ll give them your email” “I won’t watch them… more than once.” Just straight to the point.

[@IkeFanBoy64]

Ghost has definitely watched the Funkytown video

[@bloodbrothers1779]

I didnt even know Ghost has email 😅

[@deagleoneone]

0:37 I love how they translated this scence in different languages into different dialects.

[@jevom]

Ghost: Little army humour Soap: Very little 😂😂😂

[@CobaltZ_hans]

I feel like Ghost had the most smug look under his mask

[@GokantheHusky]

"Two Goldfish are in a tank" Not gonna lie that made me chuckle because it just sounded genuinely funny but now I only RECENTLY just got the joke. TANK! As in ARMY TANK!!

[@fatherpurity3461]

The dialogue makes this mission bearable for me💀

[@goldberg91]

0:43 foap sounded like he was sick of ghost"s bullshit and trying to hold a laugh in at the same time

[@AirbenderHawk]

“It’s raining fucking hard.” lol!!! Ghost doesn’t like it when soap spoke Scottish. They’re so brother energy tbh.

[@ЕвгенияПырирко-з9с]

Ghost literally: "English, MacTavish" 🙄💅

[@joaomlo2]

I imagine Ghost just cracking up off radio when they're exchanging puns.

[@Aranya1998]

Ghost: What has two legs and bleeds? Me: ... a woman? Ghost: Half a dog. Me: Not much better but I'll take it. :')

[@viatheoctopus]

0:22 Soap hesitates lol He knows it’s bad to say that to his lieutenant and I think it’s such a good detail

[@DothFrmBBL]

Spihk Heartbust!? Bozeman Hotmail Recipient asked Bozeman Hotmail Recipient's dad if Bozeman Hotmail Recipient dad needed payment for Bozeman Hotmail Recipient's dad's tires that Bozeman Hotmail Recipient destroyed but Bozeman Hotmail Recipient dad said no!?

[@robertoramos4558]

You forgot to include the part where Soap calls Ghost ugly

[@VeWatchesVideos]

Ghost looks like a 13-year-old's definition of cool, but has dad humor that would make even my seventy-something father cringe. Don't know who decided on that last trait, but bless them for it.

[@ScottyRunna]

"its raining fucking hard" lmao

[@Aki-kh2qe-StreetKidZZZ]

Then say so

[@uhhhhhhhhhhhhhmmm]

Soap: You are stone cold, Simon Ghost: What has two legs and bleeds? Soap: Don't tell me... Ghost: *half a dog*

[@mooshrooom6853]

Sorry can you explain the joke to me, I don't get this one

[@muhikhsan2567]

@@mooshrooom6853 Its father jokes

[@aleksyevich]

Thought it was Soap itself💀💀

[@theworldmushroom2581]

​@@mooshrooom6853Its dark but basically if a dog was cut in half vertically it would only have two legs and because of the cut it would be bleeding (this felt weird to type-) Know this is oate but i hope it helps

[@mooshrooom6853]

@@theworldmushroom2581 Ah gotcha, thanks.

[@jarnodatema]

0:32 his hand glitches through that guys goggles

[@032_m.alfathcirrus5]

The animation was made for non-NVG Shadows but the Shadow models in that encounter appear randomly.

[@plaguecrow754]

Why must you hurt me in this way

[@donaldtheduck6073]

Ya know that's precisely the level of quality and attention to detail I've come to expect from this beaten, souless, husk of a franchise.

[@rollingkidneystones8]

"if the dog barks, shoot it, no need to get compromised." actual dunce hat

[@fullytucked954]

That man Ghost stone cold

[@landencesal205]

Fuckin Simon and soap the best damn cod protagonists

[@landencesal205]

It doesn't help that I use ghost in every game I can

[@ij1376]

1:14 was so bad it was hysterical XD

[@Aki-kh2qe-StreetKidZZZ]

It's an army joke, you know cause the fish live in a"tank"

[@lr2683]

​@@Aki-kh2qe-StreetKidZZZcan't believe I didn't get it until now

[@lilsquidgaming39]

I feel like we need more of ghost comedy after seeing this XD

[@spawn2414]

If ghost was a real person he'd definitely would have watch live leak as a kid

[@eggcoffeedude4538]

they do have some dad joke humor

[@maslina7730]

0:24 just a normal conversation between me and my friend

[@mishaalkisan1688]

The Narcos one was pretty good ngl

[@djjafeth]

The ones Who actually watched narco-execution videos: 💀💀

[@Wolfsden_Gaming]

I would actually pay to see these guys perform a live comedy show. That would be funny as hell. Get all of TF141 involved in it

[@nyorito5208]

took me a while to figure out Ghost's blind skydive joke XD

[@syntheovaldy5173]

care to explain?

[@nyorito5208]

@@syntheovaldy5173 blind people utilise service dogs

[@didickcheeseburger]

@@nyorito5208 youll have to excuse my friend valdy. hes a little slow

[@JDR00L]

"your life expectancy just went way up"

[@AnonymousF-s5s]

"It's raining f**king hard!" Had me rolling to the floor😂

[@JKM0]

1:30 the way the ambient stops

[@Lt.SimonGhostRiley-u5t]

"It's raining fucking hard!" "Your life expectancy just went way up." Had me rolling to the floor😂

[@BrxIghtside]

Absolutely phenomenal campaign

[@bonk5017]

Army humor

[@andreasottohansen7338]

I like how this Soap doesn't seem to like the idea of having to kill a dog, where old Soap outright states he hates dogs. To be fair, had I gone through the events of the Original Modern Warfare, I don't think i'd like dogs anymore.

[@wheres_the_proof2896]

probably the best mission from mw2

[@thegreatcornholio4031]

we need more of this in mw3

[@averyangrygringo6440]

Surely gonna happen when you see mw3 trailer ❤️‍🔥

[@edadankmemes]

Mhm…

[@aju1846]

hmmm...

[@davemac9563]

Yeah we got none of this in mw3

[@thegreatcornholio4031]

@@davemac9563 sadly we didnt

[@liker5249]

Love it

[@toyotafan83]

I think Ghost did this to help with the anxiety the situation and keep soap alive

[@digitalscripture9245]

"Good one" yknow he was doing his best not to chuckle. Also i love the whole "in ENGLISH" parts, like Brits dont have their fancy ways of saying things the same as Scotts 😂

[@ChillyReaper]

Why was the strawberry crying?

[@vedantdhadge3609]

Why

[@ghostandbobs8395]

@@vedantdhadge3609 because he was in a jam

[@kingofthering3343]

​@@ghostandbobs8395Not bad

[@MissRedHeadedGeek]

Best bromance since Army of Two.

[@didickcheeseburger]

what do you say when you have a deer with no eyes? i have no eye deer

[@radiantblog]

Missing some knifes? XD Ah fuck i love them "They are not here for forgiveness"

[@blaniszcze]

“i won’t watch it… more than once anyway…”

[@Moonwaltz777]

I told the goldfish joke to my military mom and she burst out laughing immediately, I don’t understand why exactly

[@MatthewNGolding]

1:48-1:53...

[@destanymiller7565]

I wanna se a live movie of call of duty

[@TWAFFLEG]

Cod without swearing is like the Teletubbies without the Teletubbies

[@kennford]

Its raining fucking hard

[@jocelantonettetenoc5996]

"Think I'll live that long?" "Probably not..." 😢

[@theonionqueen3519]

Some call it banter. Others call it flirting.

[@sanchezadrian6007]

Get us a tea ☕️ FUCKIN BRITZ 😂😂

[@MatthewNGolding]

0:03, 0:04, 0:05, 0:06, 0:36, 1:00, 1:01, 1:05, 1:06, 1:09, 1:10, 1:48, 1:49, 1:50, 1:51, 1:52, 1:53

[@faciens_de_medico]

Ghost: i can do this all night Captain america : i can do this all day Amazing!!!!

[@misaghkhosravi4541]

Keep ur dialogues friendly😂

[@salikchristensen9659]

[ "soap" (ghost) ] "Did you see the caged dog?" (Big gezer. If he barks, shoot him and repo quickly - don't get compromised...) "You are stone cold, simon." (What has 2 legs and bleeds?) "Don't tell me!" (Half a dog...) "I asked you not to tell me." Always made me laugh😂

[@Hiyori___]

about the slow kill recordings- Ghost: "I won't watch 'em... more than once anyway." damn, this is twisted

[@They_Call_Me_HeartFace]

the best of the entire remake its two bros that were originally dead characters, a deadly humor must say

[@pramusetyakanca1552]

I think this particular branch of writers had a little too much fun for this sequence, but I'm all here for it 😂

[@richardii5989]

Its like being battle buddies with Roy F'n Kent

[@XxReaperxX_]

my man is playing on easiest Difficulty while i went into MW2 Blind On hardened Completed the game took me all day lol but was hella worth it

[@mahlium]

1- u have NO clue what difficulty i was on 💀 2- "hardened" 🗿🤣🤣?

[@Evilracenhunters]

Am I the only 1d1ot that was LMAO on the jokes? The one with the blinds and the dogs was the best!

[@JamesM2667]

Only soap and ghost would be cracking jokes while being hunted down by a para military company 😂

[@ThisChannelIsAbandoned300]

yes

[@maus6967]

How it feels when your friend just got DayZ and you're talking them through surviving long enough to meet up

[@jarnodatema]

0:52 says the Brit

[@ThatIsALakeSir]

MacTavish is scottish

[@jarnodatema]

@@ThatIsALakeSir same thing

[@ThatIsALakeSir]

@@jarnodatema makes sense

[@fasoooli2751]

i don't get the half a dog joke

[@zacharylaprete1940]

It's cut in half.

[@dantesofiical9703]

That joke was one of me favourites

[@user-dd5hb8ow1c]

It’s raining FUCKING hard -Soap

[@SkiF-818]

what is the name of this knife? 00:35 Or maybe there are similar ones, does anyone know?

[@slavicvasenin6685]

The voice chats in cod games be like😂😂😂😂😂

[@kalikali925]

someone explain the why dont blind guys skydive joke plz

[@REDDISHLOKI]

he's talking about a seeing eye dog lol

[@Take-aim-and-reload...]

Some blind people carry their dog to help them navigate their path when walking outside. Now imagine a blind person with a dog decides to skydive.

[@memecraft835]

Got company at the church and they ain’t her for forgiveness

[@NikolaToncev6ix]

this mission sucked tbut the dialogue was great

[@BurningSorrows]

I fucking love this duo 😂

[@MrPloxDa3rd]

Damn, missed missions like this in MWIII

[@poranda-panda]

me and my bestie at an hectic work day

[@Fennily]

Holy cow they're so funny

[@graciewoodring4499]

the way he says it's raining fing hard gets me. every time

[@Farfigschiter.]

I like the strawberry one

[@holyqueensamira4452]

Shellfish😂😂😂😂

[@Birdya124]

Soap always mad at ghos

[@dark_ghost4954]

0:32 glitch hand and shadow helmet

[@chetanyamundachali5612]

U have a heart?

[@Losman666]

I ❤ my ghosty ghost❤❤❤❤

[@RicardoMurilo-ey5ky]

Km oi

[@chetanyamundachali5612]

A Cold one