Ghost of Tsushima | Girlfriend Reviews

[@enda19]

"It's not a headband, its a haiku!" "Okay, what do you get for writing a haiku?" "..........a headband...."

[@aphillyate1]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 that cracked me up! Follow That Bird should be a subtitle.

[@sepg5084]

I too, watched the vid.

[@TheSkullConfernece]

@@sepg5084 me too!!! I watched this video! Would you like me to also type some notable quote from the vid? 😁

[@jahimjauh-hey5653]

I was gonna say inner peace but yeah a headband too.

[@zeroapplause]

How dare you forget the most important part about this game: giving foxes headpats. The rest of the story can wait, I need to pet more foxes.

[@hunterbuns]

The title shot as you burst into a field of yellow flowers was the moment I thought "this might be my favorite game yet." But I still wasn't sure. Then I did my first shrine of Inari, and the moment I realized I could pet the fox I knew this was objectively the best game ever made.

[@benwasserman8223]

You can only pet them in more open shrine spaces. Every time I was led to an enclosed shrine those foxes always turned into another statue.

[@socaldayve]

Hol' up a minute. I can pet foxes in this game?!?!? (Insert 'shut up and take my money' GIF here) 😁😁😁

[@jeffk.9075]

@@benwasserman8223 sometimes for instance if there is a cliff you have to climb down the fox will be waiting for you at the top to get its head pats, i.e. the Golden Temple inari shrine

[@andrewowens4421]

The game is basically "Fox Petting Simulator" with a side of tragic(?) plot.

[@mxviii]

"Jin, Your mother is the bird in the sky. Your father is the wind at your back" - Yuriko. This game is literally just your parents nagging you.

[@reiakari]

When my sneaky/stealth killing spree triggered a thunderstorm I thought "Daddy's not mad, Jin. He's just disappointed."

[@ricflair8498]

Understand that the earth revolves

[@jordinhocharles]

💀💀💀

[@calderarecords]

@mxviii "Only a child expects perfection of his elders" ~ Sensei Sadanobu Ishikawa

[@mxviii]

@@willow_2312 supernatural and spirituality are different things.

[@ametsunami4070]

Don’t be sad, Joel is fine, look at these leaves, it’s samurai time.

[@oldking7480]

Cool poem bro.

[@ariel-y-e-m]

@Geralt of Trivia Lmao I love this comment

[@ryanbarham8464]

Do not be sad, Joel Is fine. Look at the leaves here. It's samurai time.

[@ttime441]

@Geralt of Trivia 😂 nice one

[@pipeanp]

What color headband do we get for this haiku?

[@skajwjejx]

After playing Ghost of Tsushima, I decided to start taking Kendo, Iaido, and Kenjutsu classes. I will admit, it was stupid to get into a martial art after playing a video game. However, I realise that this is something I should have started doing a while ago. I really enjoy it and it has helped me a lot!

[@raimarulightning]

Same! I can't enroll in classes because of Covid, but I plan to do at least Kendo as soon as I can!

[@skajwjejx]

@@raimarulightning oh wow. Update since then. I’m very comfortable with classes and I have my own real katana

[@mr.cranker8086]

@@skajwjejx we’ll call you in case mongols invade us again. Lol

[@tengkuarsya3895]

@@skajwjejx definetely will be on the first line of defense

[@DiscoFinalBoss]

It might seem stupid but I’m definitely taking up those classes as soon as it is possible.

[@davidferreira1112]

Girlfriend Reviews became my real life "Hol up a minute"

[@winstonsmith77]

Me too

[@RunHomeKaila]

Seriously I was watching tv. But now I’m here

[@abdelrahmanfouad4164]

literally

[@nax3946]

Same

[@francozuppi]

omg same

[@jackbarman7063]

Ghost of Tsushima Gold birds leading us astray Numerous headbands.

[@Alakaizer]

It's snowing on Mt. Fuji.

[@0_plusultra17]

Underrated comment.

[@DaveandhisDeathbeanie]

"Hey Jin, look at this. A hat with moss all over it." Said the Golden Bird

[@AnonEMus-cp2mn]

_Through the fog of war_ _The wind calls upon our path_ _Must climb this Shrine first_

[@FrazySting]

Good good, now you all get a headband.

[@thebrowniebro4150]

Shelby: Nooooo, you can’t just follow every animal on the island during the Mongol invasion!!! Matt: haha, bird go tweet

[@imkwitehungree6399]

@@AxxLAfriku neither your mother nor your sister count as girlfriends dude

[@Jorge-pg4uc]

Headband machine go tweet

[@Twigg4075]

I have zero interest in the Animal Crossing games, but doesn't Shelby get distracted by every little thing in those games?

[@cactustactics]

@@Twigg4075 that is the game tho

[@Twigg4075]

@@cactustactics No. it's a completely reductive way to describe the game. You could do the same thing for every game, especially open world ones.

[@tophlovr]

“While you were farting into a couch for 30 years“ I feel attacked.

[@MW-ee6ux]

"I'm in this photo, and I don't like it"

[@KaeganThornhillTheCyberRaven]

" These guys studied the Blade."

[@baphomethamphetamine4003]

defend yourself

[@Anidem9]

Jokes on her. I'm 31.

[@KaeganThornhillTheCyberRaven]

@@Anidem9 Congratulations, you have unlocked the Skill "Sharting the Sofa".

[@Shirodragoon]

My fiancee encouraged me to follow every fox, gold bird and firefly I saw. I wanted to do quests and get armor. She wanted me to get pretty colored katana sets and pet foxes. By the end of the game I had only 1 record scroll left to find. I made this game the second Platinum trophy I ever got because the game is very enjoyable, and just begs you to complete it. My fiancee plans to buy a copy for her PS4 so we can play the co op DLC together.

[@benwasserman8223]

Ubisoft is probably kicking themselves for not making a Japanese Assassin’s Creed when they had the chance

[@KillahMate]

Not really, I think. Ubisoft aren't dumb - a Japanese AC has probably been their most requested game over the last 10 years. But I recall that in some interview a Ubisoft producer said that they intentionally pick places and times that haven't been explored before, and there's like half a billion samurai games. For most if not all AC games, there isn't a single other game that's set in those times and places, and that's all intentional.

[@judygambel2801]

@@KillahMate well i hope they visit it someday and i do love exploring ancient greek so i cant wait for valhalla

[@redhairshank19]

Yep that's also what I think , Japanese AC has been one of the most requested by the fans, now we have Ghost O.T. If they do a AC Japan I think they should do a Ninja setting which will be more appropriate to AC series and bring back the Stealthy/Assasinate missions.

[@NeverduskX]

They probably could still do an Assassin's Creed in Japan. It would probably be focused more on civilian ninjas instead of trained, honorable samurai. That said - they'd have to make it feel pretty unique now that Tsushima's out.

[@Grimdawn95]

@@KillahMate there's not very "good" samurai games though. Rather a select few.

[@PuffySofty]

Hesitation is defeat. I did not hesitate to click on this video.

[@aihsonavais769]

Screw you of reminding me of how long i spent on that getting the plat for that game

[@mostafaahmedibrahim2541]

Wayy to quote sekiro

[@williamschrader9717]

"Hesitation is defeat". Proceeds to test this idea by pulling out a gun.

[@shirohaythem447]

ah shit

[@RantKid]

but you edited it. must have been some hesitation.

[@cowboy_dogg2124]

The fact that you called him a Disney princess for always having animals show up made me laugh so hard

[@C2Alcatraz]

you have 69 upvotes, I don't wanna ruin it...

[@filipvadas7602]

I mean, where's the lie....

[@rosswg7589]

Pizza passta, same here 😂 i have tears down my face!

[@nilsjonsson4446]

Followed up by the mask and dialogue, and Ugandan Knuckles bird... It’s the high point of my week!

[@GibbyTheBeard]

"Golden bird... some say they know every secret on this island..." "I WILL SHOW YOU DE WAE" I'm deceased

[@LeahBarbour]

I've rewatched this video a few times now and it get's me every time!!! 😂😂😂

[@josephopoku194]

Waa looking for this comment

[@MartinPurathur]

Yes

[@guyzero3212]

remember the Chinese proverb: "If you are homeless, buy a home."

[@sweetrain9482]

-Tik Tok Thot, 2019...ish?

[@bellissimo4520]

I am stunned by the sheer wisdom of this... and also its relevance to the video topic!

[@dyeustitan]

"Or whatever drugs kojima was boofing" WHERE IS THE LIEEEE

[@boooozeed]

Thank god for those drugs.

[@Spiders_Gaming]

boof synchronicity

[@sansnom5269]

he was drunk by his ego mixed with tons of Monster a dangerous drug indeed....

[@thewanderingartists]

I want him to double the dosage and give us a new game xD

[@n124ajdx]

So excited for the next Kojima game, especially if it was a horror game (maybe finally well get the Silent Hill)

[@iNoScopedMLK]

Holy shit I think I nearly coughed up a lung from laughing so hard on that Disney princess edit.

[@Taima]

Goddamn I wish I found things that funny

[@RyanxDunn]

I know that was all priceless... Especially considering the "show you dah weh" was used effectively after months

[@campkira]

gf.... she is as princess as it is...

[@scotthimel3650]

So good!!!

[@DarkSol16]

'I will show you da wae'

[@danielschreiner9342]

I laughed really hard at the “I will show you de way” bird and the “Batman animated series” spoof. You guys are the best. Awesome video.

[@Montesama314]

"Ghost of Tsushima: Jin tries to regain his hon- Oh, hey, look, a bird."

[@fineblanket]

"Don't be sad, Joel is fine. Look at these leaves, its samurai time!"

[@georgebibu461]

I'm not even gonna lie "Follow that bird" looks like something I would pre-order.

[@samuelesquivel6202]

Well that bird it's selling out babyyyy!!!

[@razorsfury6519]

South Park already thought of that game. It's called Heroin Hero. Just follow the pink dragon ;)

[@Blackfire264]

1:55 "Please don't be sad, Joel is fine Look at these leaves, it's samurai time" dead

[@chovue2363]

That was perfect!

[@mlsdreavusjargon6910]

Yep, I had to pause it and watch that bit again, funniest Girlfriend Reviews moment I’ve seen in ages. Also the One Punch Man bit was great too, lots of great bits in this episode.

[@Nemesis_T-Type]

So is joel

[@janette499]

Lmao I was brushing my teeth I chokedd😂😂

[@andresc2489]

That edit of Jin as Batman from the animated series was just wonderful.

[@nickharris5231]

"while you farted into a couch for 30 years, these dudes studied the blade" 🤣

[@AeneasGemini]

Well I bet you 'these dudes' can't make a mean 4 cheese sauce! I win!

[@infinitybelt]

Yea this is definitely a better game to play than to watch. I imagine the birds, foxes, shrines, haikuu, and hot springs wore on you after so many hours Shelby, but for the one playing it was Christmas morning. What you are doing isn't even that compelling most of the time, but there is something about that open-world checklist that Tsushima really nails. The idea of not having to open your map every 2 sec to verify a waypoint helps you ride that consistent dopamine rush from seeing that golden bird fly by xD. Great video as always and hope you and Matt are ready for the Co-Op campaign that was just announced today.

[@maciejlubocki6978]

Me: (thinking that nothing good is going to happen today) Girlfriend reviews: *HOL’UP A MINUTE!*

[@LOKJAV]

So you are saying that this video is a side quest that distracted you from the main quests full of misery?

[@maciejlubocki6978]

It’s a sidequest that distracted me from boring, daily routine

[@Marabcd315]

"Tsushima island doesn't need robot dinosaurs" well, I wouldn't go *that* far

[@mattnorris7124]

So then Hideo Kojim-

[@andrewowens4421]

Maybe, but giant robot dinosaurs wouldn't hurt.

[@Guydude777]

Robot dinosaurs are a bop regardless of the context.

[@lizardman1303]

Would have been cool if it had some yokai/demons

[@shawntrew8033]

@@lizardman1303 it's going to!

[@jeremynielsen8013]

The editing is always good but wow Matt actually popped off on this one

[@obibenbinomi1909]

The first minute of this video is funnier than most comedy shows. Well done! I love your reviews, you two are doing a great job and it's always entertaining. Thank you!

[@danielkretsch8204]

The sesame street clips for "Follow that Bird" were hilarious. They do such a great job finding the perfect clips from different shows/movies/games/memes to go along with their videos

[@PlasticGamerTV]

The way you story and edit these videos not only tie together amazingly but also keep me wanting more and wishing the video could go on longer. Please keep up the amazing content!

[@pranavr9536]

What Girlfriend reviews said: More fun than most games in the open world stealth archer somersault stab and loot and craft detective mode tower climbing camp clearing map revealing side quest fatigue genre What I heard: Obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice Giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake

[@pranavr9536]

@Mikael Tapoc I wish I could tell you

[@ffcactuar2917]

The pottery making scene is symbolic of all the actual craft that went into producing this work of art, and along with the unchained melody playing in the background, it is easily one of the most iconic scenes ever created. Patrick Swayze just nailed it...

[@alex0589]

ff cactuar hol up a minute....

[@MideMK]

I’ve ignored all other reviews until I’ve watched the only one that matters. Girlfriend Reviews

[@elmaxo1591]

Dunkey’s video is pretty cool

[@TheRadude]

AngryJoe is another awesome reviewer

[@HuyPham-we4dj]

@@elmaxo1591 Oh hi there Mr. Beeg Yoshi

[@elmaxo1591]

Phương Phạm exactly, I am just sittin’ here

[@pulpficti]

@@TheRadude no he's not an

[@johnmarshallyt]

Can't wait for "Cyberpunk 2077: Girlfriend review"

[@AscendantStoic]

Oh boy, it seems we all are going to have to do some extra "waiting" for that one XD

[@GametimewithJazz]

Lol gone take them about 5 months to beat the game

[@hurricanestarang]

2 days!!!!!!

[@ttime441]

Next week

[@micpango]

@@ttime441 😅😂😂😂😂😭

[@kimberlyj7441]

Thank you for all you do! I never laughed so hard in my life. My husband was showing me this game this morning. Had me play and saw the yellow bird and said follow it! He then told me about you...so we headed over and laughed so hard. We adore you guys and are so glad you are able to do this for a living now. Good people!

[@Tactavious]

I'm going to start using "Hold on, I've gotta follow this bird real quick" to get out of conversations.

[@mattnorris7124]

"I gotta follow this bird to the haiku, that will gift me a headband" They'll spend so much time confused that you'll be gone and they'll forget you ever existed.

[@D1Hater2413]

"First impressions matter" *Halo Infinite sweating intensely in the background

[@williamtenney2432]

Yeah that was the joke...

[@D1Hater2413]

@@williamtenney2432 I know that was the joke. Just had to point out it was pretty funny.

[@hate8471]

Halo flopped badly😂

[@naufal3038]

@@williamtenney2432 yeah the whole demo is a joke from a sh*t developer

"It actually happen bro!" Ubisoft looking at their minotaur: "Stupid creature, you make me look bad!"

[@paulmillcamp]

Hahaha oh man, blast from the past! It's been yeeears since I thought about Courage the Cowardly Dog, I forgot it even existed

[@JiggyJ415]

Only 90's kids will get that comment

[@theherooffire007]

"I understood that reference." ... Oggaboogaoohga!

[@rieyuki]

4:25 I remember watching the twitch stream when Matt was trying to kill Kojiro over and over, on hard mode. It took him way over an hour, with hundreds of viewers. Shelby had long left for bed. It was a pretty awesome experience watching Matt finally beat Kojiro! You can still watch that part on Twitch, since streams stay on Twitch for 60 days until they get auto-deleted. As of Aug 19, 2020, there's another 30-ish days left if anybody wants to watch it.

[@carpetfluff35]

They just announced a new co-op mode with new characters and a mythological feel, so now you can join in rather than just watch a bird getting chased.

[@tnuqui3468]

This morning I wake Girlfriend Reviews has posted Hol' up a minute

[@Rain-bp4di]

You get a headband!!!

[@Indiana_Jonesy]

This isn’t getting enough likes!

[@ASMRHatov]

Underrated haiku

[@ana.pistachio4121]

I taped your guys' "Hol' Up A Minute" sticker to a straw and I'm using it in my classroom, whenever my students try to interrupt me. It will be groundbreaking.

[@franciscoperalta6236]

As a fellow teacher, this is an awesome idea

[@ana.pistachio4121]

@@franciscoperalta6236 feel free to steal it

[@psychedelicyeti6053]

Hmmm... Gifting to my cousin who's about to become one 😝

[@bobjenkins4689]

Hol' Up A Minute.... Imma steal that idea

[@Niviso]

So basically this is Hol Up a Minute the Game: A Disney Tale

[@Kinglik7]

This is one of fastest subs I’ve done for a channel I just happen to come across. 2 videos in and I was sold. Good material and good memes lmao. Well deserved.

[@TheK1ngStone]

“I Will show you the DE WAY”-yellow bird

[@olekasch931]

"while you were busy hanging out with girls, I studied the blade" Danny Sexbang, 2020

[@TheSmorris92]

RIP

[@Canadish]

I swear, that first scene with the Khan was giving a wink to that meme "While you were studying the blade, I studied literally everything else, I learned your language, I understand your traditions and I learned how to use god damn gunpowder."

[@gendomoltisanti4552]

7:16 That arthur morgan sound effect killed me😂😂😂

[@VitaminP]

not even 20 seconds in and bird is my favorite character

[@TeddyChinaris]

The edit on this was absolutely incredible. Y'all are killing it.

[@Ebola-Jones]

These meme references are absolute gold, I'm in tears.

[@vicho5960]

These meme references are really cringe.

[@kylewilliams1246]

The Spider-Man clip absolutely killed me, that was so perfect

[@TheRickaboss]

Matt’s edits always amaze, but that Spongebob one killed me for some reason😂

[@ireklipz4823]

It was the Cinderella one for me😂

[@jrm371]

Same

[@Moglidor]

Don’t mind me. Just here to help the algorithm.

[@salmanal-sammak419]

HOW

[@mr.neqtan]

@@salmanal-sammak419 likes and comments

[@AlejoConejo-vb8ln]

@@salmanal-sammak419 The more likes and comments the more the vid gets recommended

[@obrothernotagain4668]

I'm gonna help you help the algorithm

[@__Andrew]

3:48 Ok, i audibly gasped because i was hoping Shogun would get a mention. It's one of my all time favorite books and anyone who wants to five deeper into the whole samurai thing needs to read that book. Its a bit slow at first but it's a classic.

[@MeAshwrya]

1:38 : I just love the transition from the Ghost of Tsushima music to TLOU2 music

[@mr.neqtan]

"You will go to sleep, or I will put you to sleep!" I looked for my wife at this moment. Another great review. Thanks

[@Keithustus]

Couple moment confirmed.

[@zestyfarquad4110]

Holy moly I've never clicked on a video so fast

[@pauwikan3123]

same

[@JustAbidTooMuch]

Same

[@ragglock]

I missed, clicked wrong and went on @pornhub, where is my samurai and birds (stupid big thumps)

[@sportislife4012]

Haha, absolutely me too- I love this game and this channel

[@Sirdudee]

I have.

[@striker_kbd]

I think this game is many people’s first Platinum ever wich is pretty cool

[@LucanoGaming]

It is incredibly easy to get. And the best part is that it is actually entertaining to obtain... Unlike platinums like Diablo 3's or Dragon Age: Inquisition's, or the many, many more that need you to finish the game several times to be able to get the platinum. I feel GoT's platinum is extremely well designed.

[@veronikakrupova8841]

@@LucanoGaming this was my second platinum, first was horizon zero down, and I agree, this one was fun to get, not a grind like many other games, that you need to complete on the highest difficulty.

[@LucanoGaming]

@@veronikakrupova8841 yeah, it is one of the many reasons why I think this game is amazing.

[@diegoramos27]

my first platinum ever in 5+ years of playing ps4 lol

[@atba449]

@@LucanoGaming hey... Not picking a fight with you or anything... shouldn't platinum trophies be hard earned? Call me old school, but i dont think they should be given out so easily. Look at something like the devil may cry series... You need to be godlike in that game to get a platinum. Or dark souls...you basically have to know the entire game inside out to get the platinum. Others can still enjoy these games and get a 10/10 experience from it but only the cream of the crop gets to hold the platinums. I think it is only fair. I don't mind that most satisfying platinums require grinding and multiple playthroughs(especially to get all the endings) because they would only be given to players who have seen and mastered everything that devs have put into the game. I think platinum trophies will lose their value if they are easily attainable.

[@NK-b3z8q]

Ghost of Tsushima vs any assassin’s creed game: 1- gamplay mechanics: Ghost of Tsushima 2- graphics: Ghost of Tsushima 3- story and characters : Ghost of tsushima 4- micro transactions: assassin’s creed wins in this

[@shivanshsingh218]

Noo, ac ezio trilogy and black flag beats tsushima. ...ac origins ties it in terms of gameplay and characters , not story I agree. ..oddesy is trash tho

[@NK-b3z8q]

Shivansh Singh I think ghost of Tsushima is better than all assassin’s creed games, it has so much better gameplay and combat than any assassin’s creed game.

[@Jokin_Jake]

How have i not discovered this channel until now? Its everything I love: Game commentary/reviews and awesome editing

[@ooyyss7652]

Just wanna point out that "Girlfriend Review" isn't exactly 彼女復習, because 復習(fukushū) means to recap what's already learned/known (often in a schoolwork context). I think 彼女批評(hihyō) or 彼女講評(kōhyō) might be better, both of which could mean critic or commentary. Though I should mention that I speak mandarin so chances are I'm totally wrong.

[@Ahoking]

Or just use レビュー as Japanese is literally half english nowadays lol

[@Taima]

@@Ahoking "literally," yeah if you're speaking anime Japanese all the time

[@Keithustus]

Apparently that’s the joke. They asked about options on twitter and deliberately chose the literal translation because humor.

[@DroneCorpse]

WELL AKSHUALLY

[@MarkHogan994]

@@Ahoking It is nowhere close to being half English.

[@TheBinky2004]

“I’m a bird on the run” Big Bird telling us all about his warcrimes.

[@chofferz4658]

It was there the whole time

[@leilagorrilla4842]

Geneva convention more like Geneva suggestion

[@dirtymike1274]

I was cracking up about never wearing the headbands, so true.

[@akmal94ibrahim]

I change between 3. One for when I'm in Samurai attire fighting the honorable way, one when sneaking around at night and one when sneaking around during the day.

[@datcrispypancake]

@@akmal94ibrahim I only use the Headband of Rebirth

[@nathanpickering6742]

I just wear what ever one matches the colour of my outfit.

[@fockingreat1125]

7:16 can we take a moment to appreciate this subtle yet fantastic edit

[@mdredheadguy1979]

OMG! That nod to the animated Batman show! At 3:43! That was so AWESOME! Thanks for that.

[@turbonerdular]

This is bonkers editing - that GoS: TAS crossover is insane.

[@יהונתןאטין]

What is GoS

[@יהונתןאטין]

What is TAS

[@ComandoPadentro]

You get charged by the letter? Can't you write whole senences? Jeez...

[@corvoriever539]

*GoT

[@RedX2712]

Batman The Animated Series יהונתן אטין

[@Hahahasanaha]

This is easily the most underrated channel out there

[@Sanirosan]

How is it underrated? Have you seen their subs?

[@Maxim110]

How is this underrated? by any chance are you boofing the same what kojima was having?

[@Hahahasanaha]

@@Maxim110 Me and hideo go way back as a matter of fact

[@mikecampbell7844]

As if I didn't have enough reason to love @GirlfriendReviews so much already, you go and throw in a One Punch Man reference lmao! Just perfection as usual

[@LRH6]

Omg, the first 2 minutes of this were so incredible. The Sesame Street bit?? So so so good.

[@VendettaFreeman]

I've been powering through all of the reviews from the start after having watched odd ones here and there....top notch video editing and writing. Keep up the amazing work! I've even found Hol' Up a Minute as part of my vernacular with the same vocal inflection and tone. Hilarious! Keep up the great work, Matt and Shelby!

[@AndrewAffolter]

Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A Ghost of Tsushima

[@mattnorris7124]

A watchful protector... OH A BIRD

[@kylerpolson4811]

This game is top 5 ps4 exclusives easily.

[@kos2919]

It already breaking sales record in Japan. Demand backlog for weeks!

[@kylerpolson4811]

@@eujoseafonso I totally agree with you. I would switch out bloodborne for persona 5 Royal but that's simply because I haven't played bloodborne yet. I started it the other day but switched over to Alan Wake since the new control dlc is coming out soon.

[@dashman8499]

I would have to agree, and I’ve only finsihed act 1 so far hahaha

[@danieljohnson4530]

Dash Man I haven’t even finished it yet, I never do everything but this games gonna make me

[@redsmed1806]

José Afonso horizon ZD is in fact not a Ps4 exclusive

[@meeranhaq9479]

I very literally just got my platinum. *chef's kiss* muwah. One of the most beautiful and easily traversed open world game ever imo. Not once did riding the horse and going through the environments get tiring. It's story was awesome. Not quite at the jaw dropping level of story as LOU 2 for me. But man, what a fking experience. EDIT: Dude...i swear, I never get ANY bugs in any game ever...either I'm really lucky. Or I play the game exactly like they intended and nothing goes wrong lol

[@mashymyre]

I got so many bugs but they were kinda funny. Npc bodies were bouncing off the ground like a trampoline every now and then

[@Kimeraus]

5:33 I completely LOST IT!! keep up the good work!

[@robertmendoza4008]

You guys always kill me with the editing, I envy they style of editing you guys have, love it 10/10 would see again

[@adbg3733]

“Please don’t be sad Joel is fine look at these leaves it’s samurai time” “Whatever drugs kojima was boofing” The ugly loud ass laugh that left my face 😂😂

[@highwaytoheaven99]

The bird at 6:43 : "HESITATION IS DEFEAT"

[@carbonickid]

"Tsushima Island doesn't need robot dinosaurs" How dare you, madame? Every game needs robotic dinosaurs! Especially games on islands.

[@Sarcasticron]

Don't worry, only 700 years later (from 1274) Japan was suddenly full of robot dinosaurs! "Me Grimlock make bad Transformers reference."

[@carbonickid]

@@Sarcasticron LOL fair point

[@Jose1785]

@@Sarcasticron and Kaijus don't forget the Kaijus!

[@ErebosGR]

hahaha Godzilla go brrr

[@carbonickid]

@@ohthreefiftyone LOL Literally. Laughing so hard I choked. But you weren't wrong with your initial assessment. While playing, I had a lot of thoughts on Hagakure, but, as someone reminded me, Hagakure wasn't even starting to be collected till more than five centuries later. It's a good game. It is not a historical accurate story in any way.

[@GloriouSmiles]

LMAO! Was Matt trying to do panic Sekiro parties at 4:28? Great vid btw!

[@Morriganhailey]

How are you guys getting even funnier with each video??? GOD DAMN!!! This is quality

[@maxstekelenburg328]

I reeeeeeally wanted that Haiku to end in “hol’ up a minute”

[@FulltimeHafling]

My heart filled with joy when Matt called out the historical inaccuracies! 😄😄

[@Potterbase]

I'm so happy Karl Pilkington was featured in this video.

[@MrMadshepherd]

I never knew Americans knew about him

[@elcatrinc1996]

The level of editing and the humor of these reviews are the best i have seen in years

[@nataloo8569]

The music used at 3:22 will always make me think of the toy story area in kingdom hearts 3 for absolutely no reason but i love this channel and this is how I pick games I want to play cuz i used to be a backseat gamer

[@godlikestevie]

6:36 had me crying 😂😂😂

[@macruz8503]

@Stevie: Why?

[@godlikestevie]

@@macruz8503 why not

[@TheLifeOfDan1]

NEVER THOUGHT I’D SEE KARL PILKINGTON IN ONE OF YOUR VIDS, HELL YEAHH!

[@IAmTheAce5]

Shelby: I'm onto you yellow bird... Yellow bird: ...[troll face]... >D

[@solracstormhunter3023]

4:44 THATS relatable af! I remember challenging myself to "Finish that guy without failing a parry and using revenge of Yaku-something as the killing blow" and restarting those duels over and over. Took me two hours to get-good enough for that. XD

[@mugflub]

I cannot comprehend how I’ve gone so long not knowing about this channel. Absolutely perfect and hilarious.

[@jorgemacklin6297]

About that katana quote. Jin actually calls his sword "tachi", which was the sword design actually used during the first Mongol invasion. Having the term "katana" in the menu is just an appropriation, by my point of view, not a historical inaccuracy.

[@ryanweible9090]

yeah, tachi and katana referred to how they were held in your belt, a katana was put through your belt cutting edge up, tachi hang from a cord and looked like more western scabbards. and yeah, tachi date from a period starting in 900 ad, so well within the time frame.

[@ErebosGR]

It looks like a katana, he holsters it like a katana (cutting edge up). It's a katana. The samurai armor is also more characteristic of the Sengoku period than the Kamakura period. Plus, iaijutsu (the quick-draw sword technique) wasn't established until the use of katana was adopted. The game is not supposed to be historical but more like a love letter to Akira Kurosawa's movies. That's why the game uses anachronistic movie tropes.

[@Soulintent95]

This game is everything i hoped for and more. It took me close to 50 hrs to get thru act 1. I played for over 12 hrs each time i played it. The combat manages to be so fun, despite not being advanced or anything. Still has plenty of challenge to it. And the world... my god. Its beautiful. Im not obsessed with japan like every one else, but this game is just so incredible. To me the distractions never get old. The audio is incredibly well done too. My sound bar has never sounded better!

[@LordEdegaru]

"After the third Mythic Quest I was like You gonna do all 7 of the F-ers" 🤣

[@thsudy]

Yo the amount of video references you guys make is insane

[@kimberleywarren5033]

I was so happy to see Karl, Rickey and Stephen in a meme 😂

[@gilmercurial1]

Just here for my daily question: When are you going to play Persona 5 Royal?

[@teemberjack117]

Ohgod thtd be practically impossible unless they stream it. Its like over 100 hours

[@JC-nm5ui]

!jrpg

[@gilmercurial1]

TimberJack they’ll never know unless they try it 😉

[@dutchlinde9976]

@@teemberjack117 and if they didnt maxed out certain characters, that royal event wont be unlocked, have to start all over again for 100 hrs. Lol

[@owen0095]

I’ve not seen Karl Pilkington in so long, guess I need to watch idiot abroad for the 5th time

[@xxTIME2PLAYxx]

2:32 joke on you, I’ve been farting for 23 years haha

[@nikkoa.3639]

4:52 This is one of the few "No one" jokes that actually makes me laugh

[@jnoyes9986]

Your channel is my favorite source for reviews. Thanks for the great content.