【Yohioloid】 The Distortionist【Original Song】

[@cleosglock2256]

when your eyes say murderer but your spine says murdered

[@imtired4914]

HA I’m the 69th like on this comment

[@wonka-p5404]

PFFT-

[@Pukeprincess]

But your hips and name say snacc

[@normabroadnax548]

Snapp

[@xxblueberryxxplays6284]

Jazz Personified Too bad it’s 490 now

[@moistbugs]

"Something doesn't quite line up" Probably your spine, buddy

[@lakoritheweirdskelly]

*wheeze*

[@ARandomAccount110]

You talking to me? You would be... sort of right... I guess... if you were. It's not THAT bad... but... Cough Cough.

[@firegodess_nullz]

XD

[@some.old.acount9069]

Hunchbacked people in a nutshell

[@bruwuce3184]

cries in scoliosis

[@fake00ut]

His eyes say the mirror broke itself but his spine says hospital

[@penaltykill]

Hndshgs congrats

[@meowmeow6676]

Same thing says his wrists

[@rickbrim1589]

LaL, his hair sais haircut

[@jaxsonbaird6903]

oh my god lol

[@datboibembem6372]

@@jaxsonbaird6903 ooooooooof

[@Skymonslayer]

This character's only personality trait is being horribly abusive and manipulative and y'all are turning him into a Tumblr sexy man

[@HobbitsAndTrolls69]

Stop it, they can't control their mental illness

[@PIutonium94]

yeah :)

[@againstmyw1ll]

FR

[@rindomness]

AS WE SHOULD

[@cikolatalkekofficial5178]

Fr

[@Oneiro_Moon]

Chris: “I smashed the mirrors” also Chris: “the mirrors smashed themselves”

[@GenesisDoesGacha]

Maybe Chris is talking to a different Person and that's why he says different things? Or I'm just thinking about this song too much

[@GenesisDoesGacha]

@@simplysummergacha4154 The first one or the second one? Cause I have more theories than that and I'm willing to share them if you want me to

[@notshariii]

Maybe it has something to do with the title? Because distortionist is a fancier version of the word liar

[@vibethecat4194]

HE LIES!

[@wolfiegamerhowls4]

BrokenSeele please tell the theories!

[@theflyingcrane1008]

This song is the biggest example of “no u” in all of Vocaloid

[@theflyingcrane1008]

Thanks, I just discovered your songs and I’m already addicted

[@StrawberrySpamCake]

I was your exact 200th like! Spammy *satisfied!* I have an entire TikTok account for that... hehe...

[@Alissi-P]

So did you break the mirror? Well yes, but actually no

[@TheUnderscoreSeven]

@@Alissi-P Nice.

[@kokichioma5164]

Y e s .

[@kanbinadaydream6486]

His eyes say insanity but his spine says silly straw.

[@onelove4realunity810]

*shlorp*

[@scatcat8371]

I FEEL SO FUCKING CALLED OUT RN

[@percypercy7874]

Bet you people actually wanna _drink_ him up as if he was a straw

[@iamme8359]

@@scatcat8371 W- What do you mean

[@scatcat8371]

@@iamme8359 I WILL STILL ORDER SILLY STRAWS IF I CAN, EVEN THOUGH IM NOT 12 ANYMORE

[@moldycheeseproductions8920]

GHOST fans:"this song is so deep ;-;" GHOST:" so I named this guy after an adjective that you may use to describe a chip"

[@rbpgamemaster]

_That's what makes it so deep_

[@moldycheeseproductions8920]

@@rbpgamemaster lol

[@uk0wn66]

ok ghost, imma call him a chip since his nickname is chris p or chrispy

[@uk0wn66]

WAIT I JUST REALIZED HE SOMETIMES BREAKS HIS SPINE SO THATS WHY HES CALLED HIP

[@squishyseraph7780]

Exact words from ghost, "Christifer Pierre. Chris P. Crispy :)"

[@laffytaffy8108]

Everybody gangsta until the distortionist starts speaking the Minecraft enchantment table language.

[@handsomenoob2829]

"░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░" wha?

[@zuuati467]

Which part?

[@BlankAtua]

@@zuuati467 4:42

[@snowytooktheacountbacklets9473]

i actally knew what it said its just saying things in reverse langue

[@evthespineconfiscator8652]

@@snowytooktheacountbacklets9473 yeah but let the joke be a joke

[@uwumaster1837]

"nobody's gonna blame me for that" **gets blamed** "impossbile,impossbile"

[@krel7160]

Despite what you may believe!

[@Boriqua1]

Yup

[@brian-with-a-nadinojinn4140]

I was blamed because I exist.

[@ronzmacapagalful]

*break*

[@iamme8359]

*impossible.*

[@luckynevx]

This dude said "the mirrors broke themselves" and thought people would believe him 💀💀💀

[@jadenbunnie_3361]

I laughed-

[@e_jiuu]

And people did 😭

[@starshmizz]

"Nobody is gonna blame me for that."

[@viktoriafisher2747]

what the dog doing

[@qwertyuiop.lkjhgfdsa]

what the @@viktoriafisher2747 doing

[@roryoh]

Bro is a walking KZbin apology

[@sproutz5014]

HELP

[@FlareStorms]

Has the moves, knows the words, just don't got the ukulele

[@Scarletthedeadhand-deadwalker]

@@FlareStorms just don't got the ukulele *yet*

[@ItzYaGirlSophie]

*distortionist ukulele cover plays*

[@crayCrab1258]

NOT CHRISTENNE BALLIGERRE

[@scatcat8371]

His voice says "the mirrors did it" but his spine says *"fuck hospital call a priest"*

[@thefryingpannmann5911]

And the rest of the church while your at it

[@MistahKrap]

NO HE JUST DRINKS ALOT OF MILK!!!!!!!

[@_W1NGZ]

@@MistahKrap *his calcium is a bit to high I believe -*

[@MidnightLabyrinth12]

I laughed a little too hard at this joke 🤣

[@taki7346]

I agree Scat- he needs an exorcism.

[@CZORCH]

In conclusion Distortionist: I’m very good person Mirror: no Distortionist: Whickity Whackity

[@happyjoy310]

whickty wackity dont break the chain

[@slashedheart4256]

Whickity Whackity,your glass is gonna go crackity

[@sakurapossom8981]

whickity whackity OW MY FACE WHAT THE FUCK-

[@BESTBODYGUARD]

I- whIckIty WhAcKiTy

[@Uninteresting88]

here comes the smackity

[@yvesen]

Distortionist: *breathes* Mirrors: *_I’m gonna end this whole mans career._*

[@GothGrl6]

By da way his name is Christopher;-;

[@tumpar3987]

Denise McElwee is the same thing

[@insertnamehere2462]

@@GothGrl6 chris.P

[@mask3596]

You had to have listen to the song to make this joke

[@potatobean6588]

aRmY 💜💜

[@keadraws]

If crispy untwisted himself he would spin like a helicopter

[@keadraws]

With his sheer power he would untwist so quickly that he becomes a living helicopter and take off

[@Scarletthedeadhand-deadwalker]

@@keadraws that would be a sight,a great one at that

[@stillaproudomorifan]

Now imagine him doing it.

[@EbonyTheRagdoll]

HELP ME THIS IS FAR TOO FUNNY TO ME FOR NO REASON

[@Scarletthedeadhand-deadwalker]

@@stillaproudomorifan That's what he does when he wants to smash a mirror that's across the continent

[@shadowbonnie1466]

Chris: Did you know? That atoms never touch each other and since we're made of atoms we've never touched anything in our entire lives so to answer your question officer, no I did not break those mirrors.

[@Crispy_Man]

I didn't I'm not sure what you mean :)

[@chrishagemarcou9174]

@@Crispy_Man yes you do, spaghetti spine

[@taki7346]

O_O woah, cool fun fact Chris

[@poisonedsweetz]

@@Crispy_Man *dont lie to us.*

[@dream_walker9726]

@@chrishagemarcou9174 Spaghetti spine? *im dying*

[@ElpheltValentinee]

Chris P. = Crispy But Chris Pierre= Crispier Ghost what are you hiding huh ?

[@Pebbles.3]

@work fanatic CrispIEST SPINE.

[@tapiocadragn7358]

@@Pebbles.3 AAAAA THE MCYT COMMUNITY IS CHASING MEE

[@Pebbles.3]

@@tapiocadragn7358 ;-;

[@necromancer9829]

@@tapiocadragn7358 they’re EVERYWHERE........ u can’t even hide...........

[@girlsmegma]

@@tapiocadragn7358 is that a bad thing? -

[@mysteriesneversolve3991]

Ghost: * brilliant songs with dark meanings * Also ghost: this is Chris p. And this is Norman Minecraft.

[@dannyfoxboi]

Crispy

[@shinariXD]

*C H R I S P .*

[@overthinker6081]

@Juan Camarillo ghost's pronouns are they/them!!

[@eveleen.]

@Juan Camarillo Ghost prefers They/Them Pronouns.

[@happykid903]

Swohs taht yaw a ni thgil gnidneb Artscum euq amrof ed zul al odnatcarfer Ssem 'nikcuf a em gnivael dna Ertsased ocitétap nu im a emodnajed y Ssalg nekorb fo kcerw a gnikam er'uoy Sotor selatsire ed oiciportse nu odnatnom satse. Seog yrots eht woh yltcaxe Airotsih al eugis omoe etnematcaxe Swohs taht yaw a ni thgil gnidneb Artscum euq amrof ed zul al odnatcarfer Ssem 'nikcuf a em gnivael dna Ertsased ocitétap nu im a emodnajed y Ssalg nekorb fo kcerw a gnikam er'uoy Sotor selatsire ed oiciportse nu odnatnom satse.

[@asdfasdf-kb7sc]

me: tries to sing the backward part the demon under my bed: wondering why I want to invade Haiti dual-wielding a banana launcher and a door handle while riding his grandmother's air conditioner

[@gayternatee]

pfft same

[@XxH0n3yxX]

THIS MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD-

[@Scarletthedeadhand-deadwalker]

WHAT THE HELL-I'D BE WONDERING WHY TOO

[@Momazos.Pastery]

Help is 4 AM in My country and i'm launghing a lot HAHAHAAHA

[@junkofzckingenoshima]

BAHAHAH

[@pandagirl5094]

His eyes say 'murderer' But his hair says 'FLOOFY'

[@LunarCatto]

I wanna pat his hair goddammit!

[@twinkgonereckless]

@@LunarCatto sameeeeee doesnt everyone? :

[@handsomenoob2829]

@@twinkgonereckless y e s

[@vinny-gq6nz]

And his spine says 'broken'

[@gayclown69]

@@LunarCatto me too

[@veeistiredasf]

Christopher's eyes: "I will now contort you." Christopher's spine: "I will now contort myself."

[@ariesdragonproductions]

I cant deny that.

[@chronocorvus7886]

@@bloodbonnieking *Chris P'd

[@nathankid76]

XD

[@vigilabo3007]

What spine?

[@kanakoku6769]

@@vigilabo3007 ooh you know, the probably crushed one

[@susumeyun]

Reeses puffs Reeses puffs _Reeses puffs_ *Reeses puffs*

[@bitchphantomhive9793]

Oh wow Ouma, you're on KZbin?

[@noellebot1796]

Kokichi requires the *REESES PUFFS*

[@petertingle4054]

The Ultimate Supreme Leader needs Reese Puffs XD

[@cristalat101]

This isn't really about Reese puffs but when you play that Reese puffs bit backwards it sounds like kill them

[@rickbrim1589]

Omg lol am i the only one who gets that (I edited because i spelled 'gets wrong)

[@mercury-madness]

I think we all know that Christopher's spine isn't doing too good, but has anybody actually thought about the reason GHOST chose to give him twisty abilities? Personally I think it's symbolism for how he lies to make himself out to be a good person. He twists the truth, and also his spine Edit: Could also be about how his "true" form is twisted. Or just how he has a "twisted" personality (as in, unpleasant or warped)

[@celesteinthestars]

THATS SO SMART 🤯🤯

[@yukishirusagi4927]

:0

[@Stop.Turn.Leave.]

The way I've always seen it is that it's a visualization of how he's twisted in multiple ways despite him hiding it from his 'friends'. He twists the truth, he lies to his 'friends to get what he wants'. He's twisted-evil, wicked, cruel-so he's quite literally twisted. It's also why his true form is surrounded by mirrors. He's forced to look at his actual reflection and see the truth which is that he's quite monstrous. Both literally and behavior-wise.

[@plurality-reality]

@꧁༺ʄʟօաɛʀ༻꧂ so he's a spaghetti noodle

[@Scarletthedeadhand-deadwalker]

@@plurality-reality Hostile spaghetti

[@eeeniewiem3571]

Fun fact: Distortionist is just a fancier version of the word liar

[@mary-jane6457]

Distortionist is bill cipher

[@onelove4realunity810]

CAAAAUUUUSSSEEE IIIIIMMMMAAAAAA LLLLLIIIIIIAAAAARRRRR

[@eeeniewiem3571]

@@onelove4realunity810 stfu or you're going under the hydraulic press

[@LeroyW70]

@@eeeniewiem3571 Well, that escalated quickly...

[@eeeniewiem3571]

@@LeroyW70 not sure if you got my reference there

[@garlikbred6474]

Chris looks like he'd be a master at Twister

[@hello3-e6j]

Indeed

[@poppyseed5821]

Yas

[@yukishirusagi4927]

Oh shit

[@undertale-perseverance]

JAIL

[@undertale-perseverance]

@✨ Gravity Falls addict ✨ *twist and turn it right around, the details never safe or sound*

[@mercurion-e5t]

So if Crispy untwisted his spine, he’d be unnaturally tall and long.

[@izzythetrashposter5710]

yes! this is shown in the thanks to you song/album title video

[@mercurion-e5t]

Crispy was really long in that video, wasn’t he?

[@jigoku4676]

but how the hell he will _untwist it_

[@CometMothman]

*u n t w i s t t i m e*

[@jigoku4676]

@@CometMothman u n t w i s t

[@andlien2175]

I've come back to this song after a couple years and actually looking at the lyrics now that I'm older and wiser this feels like a story about how when someone who was abused finally fought back and the abuser used that against them to isolate them even further by telling people they hurt them badly before the true victim could tell the truth, which is some truly heinous abuse tactics that I've seen and dealt with before.

[@jakeglinski9833]

Hmm makes sense

[@TOBYZZZZZ]

That’s what was thinking

[@Isaac-p3d6o]

My parents did that to me

[@Int-p123]

​@user-cg9rl4pd1c are u OK now?

[@TaffyVR-wb3lv]

Now come back another year.

[@irinaostrovenko923]

Chris: Smashes mirrors Also Chris: *oh my god, did you guys hear that, idk who did that*

[@chrishagemarcou9174]

BYE 💀

[@iezaridzuan8272]

mirrors: we smell cap

[@juliefarrell6688]

I have an uncle named Christopher and I'm imagining him say this rn

[@asore_asore12829]

HELP

[@mylifeisalie-]

@@asore_asore12829 I SEE YOU EVERYWHERE 💀😭

[@hahayes7205]

This guy would do well in a game of among us

[@Star-vu8xo]

Chris be looking sus

[@VANGUARD-u5w]

Same

[@calvonnumber1fan]

You have no idea how much i love this comment

[@mackenziewoloschuk7375]

He's like Corpse in that case Will kill you and then somehow convince you he didn't do it He's the guy who can somehow get away with an obvious stack kill in front of everyone

[@demdem7946]

LMFAOOO

[@stella_xd6000]

Ghost: *creates character whose job is to make people uncomfortable* Comment section: *I HAVE NEVER SEEN SUCH A HANDSOME MAN IN MY LIFE-*

[@number1ishimaru]

hm I wonder who could have said that *turns away*

[@silverstarredanimations]

Who could that be? *dramatically looks around*

[@number1ishimaru]

@@silverstarredanimations hmm 🤔🤔🤔🤔

[@aspenhart_]

sadly, can't agree lol

[@tshellion3111]

@@aspenhart_ Hello another Kris, mind making Berdly chrispy? Oh wait, I forgot you actually have to freeze the bird, nevermind.

[@number1ishimaru]

I’m sorry but at the start I couldn’t help but hear “reese’s puffs,reese’s puffs” over and over again

[@Phoenixishh]

IM SORRY BUT IM DYING FROM A LACK OF OXYGYN!! WTF- reeses puffs

[@vsingerenthusiast]

SAMEE

[@stormyd1869]

Well now I can't unhear it, thanks for that-

[@Local_w.e.i.r.d.o]

I hear it to why why ghost why

[@gipgip1999]

Oh god, you're right

[@InfiniTeaElk]

To me, it sounds like it's about abuse. Abusers often twist words and tell lies and half truths to get others to hate their victim when they try to leave. This makes the victim think it's them that's the monster, a reflection of the abuser, believing only the abuser will love them, despite the harm, and further isolating them from people who care, who will try to help them escape the abuse.

[@medelicoribu7072]

Oof thats deep--

[@acemirai1103]

That might be it. I's agree wit' ya' mate

[@daedae4329]

For some reason, what you said gives me Rapunzel vibes.

[@acemirai1103]

@@daedae4329 but Runpunzel never got abused, just locked on a tower with long hair lol

[@InfiniTeaElk]

@@daedae4329 because Rapunzel is literally a story about abuse, manipulation, and toxic behavior

[@thedeliveryboy1123]

Me trying to explain to people about this song: “Man breaks mirror and blames the mirror”

[@xplodingklingon]

Isabella Hsiung Pretty much

[@lillyrose281]

Lmfao

[@ramennoodles666]

Isabella Hsiung that's pretty true

[@AmberMakesStuff]

Isabella Hsiung then, mirror burns his skin off

[@ひな人の失望]

Isabella Hsiung trueee

[@yourturntotazuna1378]

Chris P Crispy Chris pierre Crispier Ghost is hiding something from us

[@blate_baws]

lol youre right

[@crystalryx]

He has a sibling. Chris P. S.

[@mercurion-e5t]

He’s crispier than we thought!

[@lunarmist8330]

He is a crispy boi

[@tourmelion9221]

He's a snacc

[@unrandom7889]

"They've hurt me badly ..." Yes, just see your spine

[@skythedragon7897]

Can you tell me where this spine thing is?

[@rencourpeek]

@@skythedragon7897 me too

[@Crystalline-Mew]

@@rencourpeek The whole time. His body is twisted up, you can see it based on the wrinkling in his clothes.

[@cielphantomhive3974]

What did we learn today kids? *If you get sunburned at just the right crisp point you turn into a demon*

[@arcanonn]

Oh thanks for the tip this should be easy

[@ThebrightestDae]

XD

[@xxblueberryxxplays6284]

:3 I want to die so I’m burning my self in heck too REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@arcanonn]

Wolfia PlayZ I tried to all I have now is a bad sunburn on my right shoulder

[@z0mbiecat300]

And same thing with of you don't build a pool fence, other wise your zombie friend could drown

[@eldritchcatgirl]

Chris: **Smashes a mirror into shards** Also Chris: Omg who did that what’s wrong w you >:(

[@StumblingBumblingMilquetoast]

"Why would someone do this to the mirror?"

[@billcipher1523]

Lmao xD

[@Wyeke3]

In a nutshell: haha mirror go smash Also Chris: What the hell? Who did this?

[@silvercandra4275]

More like Chris P: *smashes mirror* Also Chris P: "The mirror just smashed itself! Why would you think _I_ did that?!"

[@ikedaren_29336]

Chris: *breaks mirrors and constantly makes different excuses to break said mirrors* Also Chris: “ya’ll it wasn’t me”

[@NestyEco]

Ah yes, Gaslighting: the song.

[@ojhudgins7326]

gaslightning

[@carrotgoddess]

@@ojhudgins7326 gaslightning

[@The-devour-of-light]

I just wanna pet him. Tho

[@wonderby5129]

Yes

[@Tsukishyy]

gaslight gatekeep girlboss! Crispy is 💅slaying!💅 like a true 👑king!👑

[@AxoAiden]

Christopher gives Manipulate, Mansplain, Malewife vibes.

[@thatonememerxd812]

As well as Multiple Sclerosis

[@jessicathenobody]

Don't forget about manslaughter ig

[@NecroticNightshade]

Every time I see this man's spine I can't help but think that it sounds like a plastic water bottle being crunched whenever he moves

[@dream_walker9726]

*BEST THING IVE SEEN ABOUT HIS SPINE*

[@taki7346]

**WHEEZE** GOOD ONE!

[@juliefarrell6688]

@@taki7346 Taki just so you know you look like crispys sister

[@taki7346]

@@juliefarrell6688 .. I HAD A BROTHER?!-

[@moonlightnymph7975]

new headcanon

[@BloomBlanche]

This song has been out for like two years and I've only *just* noticed his spine

[@scalemerald]

yeah uh someone commented “twist” and the timestamp and i realized, right then, that was the scene where his spine was twisted ALL THE WAY AROUND. HE ISNT FACING THE CAMERA BUT HE IS. THIS IS WEIRD.

[@Hyperhydron]

@@scalemerald I actually didn't notice that part, I need a timestamp now

[@scalemerald]

N Draws its near the beginning, when he says “twist and turn it right around”

[@taybbii]

OML THAT'S WHY PEOPLE KEPT SAYING THIS- THAT'S WHY HE LOOKS SO WEIRDLY THIN I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST THE ART STYLE'S FAULT IABSPXNQOSNX

[@eindeed]

@@Hyperhydron 1:14

[@dogcar6306]

Nobody's gonna blame me for that. Nobody's gonna blame me for that. Nobody's gonna blame me for that. Nobody's gonna blame me for that. Nobody's gonna blame me for that. Nobody's gonna blame me for that. Nobody's gonna blame me for that. Nobody's gonna blame me for that. Nobody's gonna blame me for that. Nobody's gonna blame me for that. Nobody's gonna blame me for that. Nobody's gonna blame me for that. Nobody's gonna blame me for that. Nobody's gonna blame me for that. Nobody's gonna blame me for that. Nobody's gonna blame me for that.

[@jigoku4676]

REESES PUFFS REESES PUFFS REESES PUFFS

[@josieblueyoutube2677]

MARISSA RODRIGUEZ the details never safe and and sound~

[@ineslozano6036]

*reeses puffs flashbacks*

[@allizaannie3967]

.__. Oh no..

[@MAR_abisal]

I blame you

[@calendula.mp3]

"A deplorable perception of me was none other than an image of you" is quite literally just crispy calling us ugly :')

[@Blind_Eye046]

Smart way of saying; "You look like sh-"

[@calendula.mp3]

@@Blind_Eye046 fr

[@Scarletthedeadhand-deadwalker]

rather rude to call your hordes of fans that, crispy

[@thegamertoads4127]

My brother in Christ, have you ever seen a man like that

[@henrytheeighths]

“Whimsical dear your lies are clear” is such a beautiful line in my opinion.

[@SeptemberStranger28]

Oml, why haven't I seen anyone else talk about that-?

[@tubetesting]

i agree

[@Unidentified952]

YEAHHHH

[@XxH0n3yxX]

YESS!! I AGREE

[@firegodess_nullz]

this song in a nutshell Distortionist: mirror said I'm ugly, it's the mirrors fault. Imma fake being bootiful Mirrors: *_I'm about to end this mans whole career_*

[@radioactivenico1987]

He IS bootiful

[@rave77777]

This helps me realize what da song is about lol

[@clownycleetusandihyphs3336]

*Crispy*

[@brian-with-a-nadinojinn4140]

There is a psychological connection to seeing your real self vs your self in a mirror as different.

[@pastapapy146]

Fire Godess I thought I was the only one who thought that oml 😂

[@jessii1044]

Everyone talkin bout his hair and spine but can we just apreciate my mans eye lashes for a second, theyre perfect my dudes

[@taki7346]

si

[@feitanportor8262]

Cool eye lashy but look a second to his hair- Just- Fluffy puffy

[@stupidbunnita]

@@feitanportor8262 i love hair i’ll eat his hair

[@feitanportor8262]

@@stupidbunnita why dont you eat ms hina hair first?

[@outerspaceproduction]

his entire character is just ❤👄❤ xd

[@_TheBlackSpade_]

GHOST: *works hard to make a vary bad man who is manipulative and controlling and will stop at nothing to get what he wants and only what he wants* Us: *h W o t m a n*

[@Ipo.B]

Why’d I read that as hot woman

[@_TheBlackSpade_]

@@Ipo.B I honestly dont know

[@Scarletthedeadhand-deadwalker]

Chris is probably so confused why we adore him so much

[@_TheBlackSpade_]

@iamtrulystrange omg he dose

[@INTERNETPOKEMON]

Or talks about his spine-

[@VickyRulez1000]

What would happen if a distortionist tried to distort another distortionist?

[@nienteleplaysthings3438]

Distortception

[@tiasthemoth9415]

U just blew my mind 0.o

[@mrmacaron8853]

Two mirrors facing each other.

[@lukasnovella9001]

S N A P E C E P T I O N I S T

[@FlareStorms]

It would be an infinite loop of "He did it"

[@somerandommoron5675]

If he untwists his body while swinging the bat at the mirrors it would be a bit more than overkill.

[@crystene8316]

69 likes

[@hollowtrappedinaelevator320]

HOW DARE YOU MAKE ME IMAGINE THIS WITH MY OWN BRAIN

[@yearnlinen3389]

YES I NEED THIS

[@thegreatbmann]

Sounds like spinel (su fans know)

[@hollowtrappedinaelevator320]

@@thegreatbmann* SPINEl

[@wonka-p5404]

Christopher: H- Everyone: *CHRIS P=CRISPY*

[@handsomenoob2829]

Christopher: pls stop TvT

[@Breadtheblackfish]

@@handsomenoob2829 *CHISPYYYYYYYYYY*

[@Scarletthedeadhand-deadwalker]

@@handsomenoob2829 *CRISPYYYYYYYYYYYY* [the fans: no

[@juliefarrell6688]

GHOST: I will make a character who is a manipulater and give them a creepy song to make people uncomfortable Comments: THIS IS THE MOST BOOTIFUL MAN I'VE SEEN IN MY LIFE

[@lykoii1705]

so true

[@Morrislover.they.xem.]

He is

[@outerspaceproduction]

It's not wrong tho-

[@crispysimp4life]

Ngl he's handsome

[@zelda_smile]

@@crispysimp4life He is quite a non conventionally handsome man, you can't even tell by appearance what gender he is at first

[@exertations]

This man seems like a nice guy. He totally isn't a manipulative sychopath.

[@riddlerosehearts7733]

*psycopath

[@Heatwavesonjune15th]

Poor Chris, he just has bad luck with mirrors

[@nezuko1765]

Fanon Chris: Nice guy Helps abuse victims A decent person Victim Canon Chris Evil guy Abuser Gaslighter Manipulative

[@silverstarredanimations]

The AU character vs the ACTUAL canon character be like:

[@undertale-perseverance]

Poor crispy, he just made a little oopsie

[@nikooo1794]

"But, hey, I can't control the urge. Nobody's gonna blame me for that" Yeah, I'm sure that'll hold up in court

[@gaelic_geek5709]

Well, I mean if they plead insanity it would.

[@nikooo1794]

@@gaelic_geek5709 Fair enough. Though he seems pretty conscious of what he's doing

[@lacijuhos7613]

@@nikooo1794 But the judge doesn't need to know that :)

[@lemonbread79]

The thing he's distorting the most right now is my prefrance for girls

[@lakoritheweirdskelly]

Every guys heterosexuality: *exist* The distortionist: *IMMA GONNA END THIS WHOLE MAN'S CARRIER*

[@wolfiegamerhowls4]

Didnt ghost show they were female?

[@lakoritheweirdskelly]

@@wolfiegamerhowls4 That is a dude, go check the description

[@wolfiegamerhowls4]

@@lakoritheweirdskelly oh, sorry.

[@lakoritheweirdskelly]

@MARISSA RODRIGUEZ because of the lashes ? Or the bob haircut ? Because he do got dem'

[@unoreserved]

This dude could murder someone right front of us, and make it sound like the wind killed them... And we'd probably BELIEVE HIM 😭

[@emmahimata578]

Probably? Replace that with totally. I'm believing crispy any day!

[@Unidentified952]

FR💀

[@WinglessVulture]

"He walked into my weapon"

[@sproutz5014]

@@WinglessVulture CRYING LMAO

[@Scarletthedeadhand-deadwalker]

the wind is a bastard,ain't it?

[@g.i.n.a.f.s.]

We should thank crispy he’s giving the mirrors a vibe check

[@arcanonn]

ً hey um is like but u have 69 likes.

[@Rain-pe7ql]

Takes one looks at mirrors *V I B E C H E C K*

[@hrhfnfbdnfsgdjdhsbbf7022]

more like the mirrors are giving HIM a vibe check

[@jigoku4676]

this song is about *_v i b e c h e c k v i b e c h e c k v i b e c h e c k v i b e c h e_*

[@jigoku4676]

@@hrhfnfbdnfsgdjdhsbbf7022 the mirrors gave him a checc so he also gives them a vibe checc

[@nevereveragain6129]

The distortionist could literally hit me with their bat and I would thank them

[@fodless717]

I want him to

[@MascaraMorada]

Are we doing the Adres thing again or nah?

[@lillyrose281]

I have my own metal baseball bat that is black and says worth on it, but hitting myself with it just wouldn't feel the same, plus the distortionist has way more arms then i do to swing with.

[@AmberMakesStuff]

trash dentist I want their mirrors so I can have friends

[@AmberMakesStuff]

are you okay?

[@5656Dana]

B A K E D I N A B U T T E R Y *_C R I S P Y_* C R U S T

[@jaderitz]

5656Dαnα 👏👏👏 This made me laugh in front of my monthly family dinner guest's omf 👌👌👌

[@abbers6340]

nom

[@yeetusfetusdeletus7992]

😂

[@AngeLaika27]

Song: ,, bending light” Me: He’s shining some light into somebody’s eyes

[@MB-ev9ix]

oh my god another homestuck

[@worldeminio0n]

years later this song is still amazing and i have a crush on some dude with a weird spine

[@camooo3759]

same

[@pastelcoffee8010]

ayyy appetite of a people pleaser pfp just finished that song and moved on to this onee

[@worldeminio0n]

@@pastelcoffee8010 yesss appetite of a ppl pleaser is so good and i still love ghost's old songs to this day

[@whatever5401]

same lol

[@Shuueii]

If anyone is wondering, the song is about the distortionist controlling mirrors to make them look like a good person. Eventually, the mirrors become self-aware and start to reflect the true self of the distortionist. The distortionist hits the mirrors with a metal bat because he says that he couldn't control himself so it wasn't his fault. The mirrors gang up and reflect sunlight on the distortionist's skin and burns it off to reveal it's true self. The song ends with all the mirrors reflecting the actual distortionist. Courtesy of Wikipedia~

[@shadowsassassin5062]

WOW YOU ARE AN AMAZING PERSON!! Do you have a channel I could subscribe to.

[@tiasthemoth9415]

BUT Y IS HE A BAD PERSON WAT HAS HE DONE!!!!!!!!!!!

[@yeetusfetusdeletus7992]

Thanks👌🏻👍🏻

[@boiledegghole7976]

Whoa Wikipedia Ghost songs

[@xanthemothcat]

Breezilla 24k he has lied and manipulated everyone around him, including his friends. He twists everything he says or does to trick his friends into thinking he didn't do anything wrong and that he's just some great friend, and he goes behind their back to get what he wants.

[@soggypopcorn8959]

Mirror: Exists Chris: peace was never an option

[@Scarletthedeadhand-deadwalker]

Other mirrors: *REAL SHIT?*

[@altrivv39]

*UNDERRATED COMMENT*

[@Ur-local-fluid-frein]

The fact that you say that while having a Chris McClain pfp... Gold, literal gold

[@remix__ed_AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA]

​@@altrivv39 TAMARI PFP DETECTED‼️‼️

[@lisadavis6510]

*wheeze*

[@SpiritJay48]

Everyone: *Talking about Chris and the meaning of the song* Me: *Accidentally summoning a demon trying to sing the backwards part*

[@ItsJust01iver]

LMFAO this comment describes me in a heartbeat, struggling to memorize the entire song :') *died inside*

[@thedarkness7080]

LOL

[@CurlyFromMouthwashing]

I do that all the time Common mistake

[@gayternatee]

LMFAOO SAME

[@TheHeart_Autistic]

FRFR

[@keebri2751]

I wondered what music genre GHOST belonged in. Finally came up with "Upbeat-queer-vocaloid-neuroatypic-core" and I think it's my new favourite genre

[@Momazos.Pastery]

HELP HAHAHAHS

[@Utatan3PikosBigg3stF4n]

For a simpler version, just pop indie😭

[@xanthemothcat]

Okay but like...why is he so *pretty?!*

[@Jellyfish.cos_]

Cuz he uses loreal paris

[@TheUnderscoreSeven]

because he's a crispy boi, and all crispy bois are pretty

[@Jellyfish.cos_]

@@TheUnderscoreSeven yems

[@ariathedrunk9728]

HE LOOKS LIKE A WOMAN

[@Hello-rp4gy]

@@ariathedrunk9728 ikr

[@KassidyzKorner]

In conclusion: If someone calls you ugly get Christopher Pierre

[@kyloorenrblx_yt9338]

Gachacay lne _mmm v e r y c r i s p y_

[@jigoku4676]

i think y'all meant marshmellow hair boi

[@TheOpossumMaster]

*crispy twisty McGee*

[@lpsellybean]

I would have to get him every day cause- I call myself ugly all the time :’)

[@---xr9xy]

Weeb 101 you will get Christopher Pierre’d

[@apalletspallet8131]

Everyone: S p i n e Me: wtf are you taking about *turns up brightness* Chris P's spine:

[@RustySpoke]

Ah, I see now

[@midnights2631]

I see

[@superradical8085]

I had to read this comment to understand!

[@heloman1799]

i can't understand lol

[@portable_rat]

@@heloman1799 his body is twisted. Gosh I was wondering what everyone was talking about Edit: it looks like wrinkles of his clothes but if you look closely you see it's all twisted

[@randomperson8195]

The only thing he can twist more than the truth is his back

[@GthicratLastusednameCuterat]

Fax no printer

[@kkhomestuck4127]

me: ghost how many hot OCs do you have? Ghost: Y E S Holy SHIT THATS A LOTTA LIKES

[@thesilentmarauder3758]

Yeah

[@leoneabbacchio7021]

and candle queen

[@Pukeprincess]

GHOST: so I tried harder to make this OC spooky by making her a spider human hybrid who stalks this girl, because whenever I make a OC that’s supposed to be scary, you think it’s hot. Fandom: *gets genuinely scared* GHOST: so I made it a g- and you got blood on the floor already, why am I surprised.

[@leoneabbacchio7021]

Isabella Van Ginkel that’s what I meant

[@41DAN._]

*Y E S*

[@pearlisn]

Someone: You're a monster. Chris: Chris: *Uno Reverse*

[@citizenx00001]

yes

[@balazsolah1976]

agreed.

[@r1nc0re37]

I concur.

[@LinERLi]

LMAO

[@Wyeke3]

Chris be like to the mirror: F u c k u Also Chris: Who tf broke this mirror??

[@tsunami2998]

the only thing being distorted is which finger he's putting up

[@elliramirez8728]

tru

[@tiasthemoth9415]

Tsunami moon i saw this right at that scene lol

[@boiledegghole7976]

AND HOW ARE HIS ARMS SUPPOSED TO WORK IN THAT ONE PART WHERE HES EITHER TURNED AROUND OR HAS NO FACE

[@cristalat101]

Tsunami moon so true

[@goatyboy5734]

@@boiledegghole7976 his body is suppose to be twisted

[@hahamujzivotjevtip736]

Someone: Did you shatter those mirrors? Chris: *Well yes but actually no*

[@Scarletthedeadhand-deadwalker]

The mirror hit itself with the bat

[@hyperkitten2247]

GHOST: I'll make a song about bending the truth and slowly but surely turning into a monster because of that Also GHOST: heehoo crispy edit: damn I didn't know id be making a heehoo chain lmao keep em coming

[@mercurion-e5t]

C r i s p y...

[@himeruP]

heehoo

[@zzoupz5983]

heehoo

[@fishefanatic543]

heehoo

[@creaturefan216]

heehoo

[@marybeth6578]

uh sir your torso there, it's a little,, y'know, you seem to know what you're doing, I'll leave you be.

[@SaveBarb]

His hair is bigger than my future

[@SaveBarb]

Exactly

[@canada1529]

His hair looks like mine, except mine is black

[@monochrome8182]

That joke was clever I just had to stop by and say that

[@xanthemothcat]

Oof his hair is bigger than my self esteem

[@screaming_in_key]

His hair is bigger than my mental stability.

[@Gwenslaysss]

My Friend Told Me That My Spine Is Like "Chris P." And I Was Like "Who Are They-" *Until I Found This.*

[@Aznackdreampower]

Rest i peace

[@haileyvelker8976]

Ghost: (reveals his spine is twisted all the way around) Me: ew ew ew ew ew (likes video) ew ew ew ew ew ew

[@sweethysteria8737]

I think that’s just the wrinkles in his clothes

[@lakoritheweirdskelly]

*360 NO SCOPE HARDCORE VERSION*

[@raey4389]

Where is it? Edit: nvm I saw it.

[@helenbrooks389]

Where is it?

[@raey4389]

@@helenbrooks389 pay attention to the wrinkles on his waist at 1:15

[@lifesucks3514]

not gonna lie, before i learned what this song was about i thought it was about some dude who sells mirrors sabatoging his buisness competitor by destroying the competitors mirrors

[@mangomations4160]

Yes

[@nor6004]

YES

[@clown3193]

This is brilliant

[@Morrislover.they.xem.]

Pffft-

[@stxrvyq]

HELP

[@ferretwithastick800]

He protecc He attacc But most importantly His spine cracc

[@dj-murlock]

**crack**

[@cagedcorvid]

_snap crackle pop_

[@ceramic.ants.]

Bop it *Twist it* Pull it

[@hollowtrappedinaelevator320]

*LOUD CRACK IN A NEARBY ROOM WITH A LOUD THUD SOON AFTER*

[@pandemonium.6252]

4:42 *Me:* _"FINALLY!!! All those years I spent learning how to read backwards will be put to use!!!"_ *It literally just being the chorus backwards.* _Me: "It is... Acceptable."_

[@RobloxAddict999]

Exactly how the story goes

[@RobloxAddict999]

bending light in a way that shows

[@RobloxAddict999]

And leaving me a fucking mess

[@RobloxAddict999]

You're making a wreck of broken glass

[@RobloxAddict999]

Exactly how the story goes

[@MorbidEye0]

Subtitles: **scary piano music** Deaf people: 😱😱😱

[@stephaniecourteoreille5972]

*I can't tell you how much I love this comment-*

[@MorbidEye0]

@@stephaniecourteoreille5972 😂

[@siliconsulfide8]

I am deaf and I can confirm, it is indeed really scary, I had to stop the video to catch a breath because I sure wasn't expecting THAT- Edit: -to anyone who takes this serious, this is a joke-

[@sofiavocaloid7571]

I was gonna like the comment, but I didn't want to ruin the 700 likes. Edit: I can like it now since I'll give it 989 likes lol

[@MorbidEye0]

@@siliconsulfide8 oof

[@sammy0meu]

The backwards speaking is ghost saying " Reflection is the change in direction of a wavefront at an interface between two different media so that the wavefront returns into the medium from which it originated. Common examples include the reflection of light, sound and water waves. The law of reflection says that for specular reflection the angle at which the wave is incident on the surface equals the angle at which it is reflected. Mirrors exhibit specular refle"

[@Hi-di9ox]

And then the backwards singing says “you’re making a wreck out of broken glass, and leaving me a fuckin mess, bending light in a way that shows exactly how the story goes. you’re making a wreck out of broken glass, and leaving me a fuckin mess, bending light in a way that shows exactly how the story goes “

[@inkkeiiye]

@@Hi-di9ox yes

[@Ceran_Vasse]

the madlad who figured this out be like

[@OrigamiAhsoka]

@@Ceran_Vasse I think they reversed the song to hear the reversed part and ended up finding that too

[@JAC2F]

Where is the backwards speaking?

[@weebee5435]

"twisting for eternity" my ankle twisted the wrong way when he said this. vocaloids are out to get us

[@girlhelp8364]

Just like the mirrors were out to get the distortionist...

[@keepscrolling5910]

My head twisted 720° when he said that, is that normal?

[@mercurion-e5t]

Circus Baby 589 Don’t worry that is completely normal.

[@keepscrolling5910]

@@mercurion-e5t Thanks

[@mercurion-e5t]

We need some glue for Dope ramen aka i like vflower

[@lorelaim514]

twist it turn it right around his spine is never safe n sound The truth projected through a lense Crispy needs spinal surgery

[@Scarletthedeadhand-deadwalker]

yet we can't get him to a hospital because he likes the aesthetic of a twisty spine

[@Skrambli]

" Twisted for eternity" just like his spine

[@drunkitalyaph2292]

His hair looks like it would be really soft also he's kinda cute ngl

[@albertfromflamingolover698]

Considering he breaks mirror, his hair must be as good as mine. If it is then the outside feels like soft goat hair, and the inside feels like very soft goat hair

[@drunkitalyaph2292]

@@albertfromflamingolover698 why compare his hair to goats?

[@Hyperhydron]

@@drunkitalyaph2292 because goats are soft.

[@albertfromflamingolover698]

@@drunkitalyaph2292 Ok

[@drunkitalyaph2292]

@@Hyperhydron ahh I under stand now

[@ammoniasterism]

*It's time to play which finger will crispy boi put up today* *IF YOU GUESSED THE MIDDLE ONE YOU'RE WRONG* *IT'S THE INDEX FINGER*

[@hexszeni2407]

Lol

[@doccorre]

LMAO

[@spacehunternebulanm7003]

XxKitten QueenxX Why are his index fingers so long?

[@pan8831]

Next time on vocaloid... *Crispy boio returns* *_With his pinkies up in aggression_*

[@pan8831]

@@spacehunternebulanm7003 Because he's in yaoi-

[@stardust_7827]

one word describes this song: mirrors.

[@yeesmchaw5852]

sore wa chigau yo! It's.... *REESE* *PUFFS,* *REESE* *PUFFS*

[@nowlowl5343]

それわ違うよ! I thought crispy

[@boiledegghole7976]

Crispu

[@akihiromarlon7090]

Sewshi Nice Danganronpa reference!

[@lovetown8595]

Mirrors and Reece's puffs

[@number1ishimaru]

chris: * breaks the mirror * chris not even 2 minutes later: *bro wtf those poor mirrors*

[@betweentheribs]

EDIT 13/08/22: hi i made this comment when i was 14 and it's very passive aggressive can you people stop having fucking baby slap fights in the replies and comparing me to an abuser because i was angry that i saw so many people calling chris a victim when i had only recently gotten out of an emotionally abusive relationship. also stop prying me for details PLEASE. abuse victims are allowed to talk about being abused without disclosing the nitty gritty details, please get that through your head, it doesn't make them a weirdo or an attention seeker. hi this song is very obviously from the POV of the abuser trying to gaslight the victim into believing that they're the monster / abuser, in the sense of 'how dare you call me a monster when i'm the one who bled / had my reputation ruined!' "and sure, i'm the one who swung the metal bat, but hey i can't control the urge, nobody's gonna blame me for that!" as well as an excerpt from the vocaloid wiki: *'The song is about a person who controls mirrors to reflect him as a good person. The mirrors, however, become self-aware, starting to reflect his true self. When a mirror "betrays" him, he smashes it with a metal bat and either blames the mirror for breaking or says he can't control himself, so he isn't to blame either. Eventually, the mirrors work together, reflecting spotlight on the Distortionist, burning off his skin and revealing the true person they tried to reflect the entire time. The Distortionist secludes himself in his own private little world, looking at his reflection and denying he ever has done anything wrong.'* please stop saying that chris is the victim because as a victim of abuse/grooming (no im not disclosing any information in the replies, it's not your fucking place to know) my abuser acted VERY similar to this.

[@betweentheribs]

POGGG GHOST PINNED THIS

[@weemotheveemo8070]

Holy crap, you explained this better then my distracted brain could ever manage. Thank you so much. I had an idea of the theme of the song, but I just couldn’t word it right in my head.

[@betweentheribs]

@@weemotheveemo8070 yw!! this was mainly in response to the person who interpreted it as chris being the victim and it made me mad lol

[@lumineani]

Wow, thanks for explaining. And about the last part, i understand how you don't want to let anybody know, but at least know we all hope you are gonna be alright, have a 💖.

[@betweentheribs]

@Eyces Cox LMFAO

[@i-am-a_person8598]

The reason he's called the distortionist is because he distorts your sexuality

[@suicidalgaming3425]

i love this comment

[@Crispy_Man]

AH FUCK SOMEBODY FIGURED IT OUT

[@i-am-a_person8598]

@@Crispy_Man R/holup

[@MidnightLabyrinth12]

He's distorted my ability to make good decisions lol he's a shitty human being, but god is his design so cute

[@kellabdjfoo]

PLEASE BWAHA

[@thetravelingspectator4124]

My friends: this is disturbing. Me: WhY iS hE sO pReTtY tHoUgH

[@Florence_Pappillis]

I WANT MARSHMELLOW HAIR LIKE THAT BRO I SEVERELY AGREE WITH YOU

[@Hyperhydron]

@@Florence_Pappillis YES! WE ALL WANT THE MARSHMALLOW HAIR

[@ivietharpe7927]

The Traveling Spectator wait that’s a he?! I though that was a she!!!!!

[@christinacruz2522]

I love him so much, I found the best picture of him I could, and put it as my lock screen

[@natalijatheghost]

I love his floofy hair

[@Dewdr-ps]

I like to think how in the beginning at 0:41 it symbolizes how you dont know Christopher, and is waiting to hear his story, not judging a book by its cover. Then, when it repeats it at the end, which is 5:23, the instrumental is a lot quieter, symbolizing how you now don’t side with Christopher, since you know his true colors.

[@3yE_s0cK3tS]

Yes.

[@rozilynwilson2086]

So I watched this and when he had all the arms and stuff my mom walked in and was like “What is with the burned boi”

[@rachelpresley4962]

the correct term is *crispy*

[@follysgf]

Octopus Gets Angry at His Own Reflection in the Mirror *and smashes it*

[@claus.ninten]

the whole video is just crispy: HOW LONG *H O W L O N G H A V E I B E E N U G L Y* mirror: as long as I can remember! *[ᴡʜᴀᴄᴋ]*

[@siorganism]

Crispy : >:O

[@Sillyjazman]

the other mirrors: Haha light go flashy flash

[@Nova-bv5qb]

@@Sillyjazman Crispy: Nooo *becomes true self*

[@leafmealoneimbushed3479]

Pfffft-

[@77wondergirl]

mirror on crack

[@vflowerhasagun]

Crispy: **casually hits mirrors with a metal bat** also Crispy: *omg why you did that >:0*

[@Scarletthedeadhand-deadwalker]

Crispy: DAMN YOU SUICIDAL MIRRORS!

[@youarenowbreathingmanually2798]

reeses puffs reeses puffs reeses puffs reeses puffs

[@charliem.1368]

It’s a reversed messeage

[@pyrosdad8280]

@@lysterhine it actually sounds like that

[@W0WRLLYB33]

you are now breathing manually I actually don’t think it says that. (That’s weird) I think he’s saying raise them up. *Sorry* But your actually correct.

[@Mazapanzer]

I always thought it said Break your thoughts

[@CrashIsHuge]

STOP

[@sapphirewinters110]

"Oh it's about hating yourself!" "No it's about blaming others for something you did!" Guys it's about r e e s e s p u f f s r e e s e s p u f f s r e e s e s p u f f s

[@deepsoft7829]

Nooo It's about m a g i k a r p m a g i k a r p m a g i k a r p m a g i k a r p m a g i k a r p

[@Lover_..]

Noooo Its about m i r i o r m i r i o r m i r i o r

[@SyerasSanctum]

no it's about *a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a*

[@percher4824]

I'll just end this unfunny joke by saying that it's about a very violent person who wholeheartedly believes they've done nothing wrong despite being practically the worst person in the world getting exposed and going apeshit in response.

[@percher4824]

@Isabella Van Ginkel The best way to stop an unfunny joke is to kill it entirely. My job here is done.

[@milksjustice]

plot twist: this songs actually about someone playing tag and taking it too seriously

[@exertations]

We got. bamboozled

[@i-am-a_person8598]

Murderous tag

[@MunkerFrFrOng]

No need to use your hand when you have a bat

[@artisticgarbage708]

Is it the plot that’s twisting or Crispy’s spine?

[@sageempires1232]

Damn, that plot twisted harder than crispy’s back

[@leafyztar]

"Twist and turn it right around" His spine: 😰