Giant Baby Attack

Hank's Facebook: pages/Hank-Gr...
John's Facebook: pages/johngre...
In which John is attacked by a giant baby and reunites with a very special guest on vacation in Sonoma, California. We miss you, Mom and Dad!
HERE ARE A LOT OF LINKS TO NERDFIGHTASTIC THINGS:
Shirts and Stuff: dftba.com/artist/30/Vlogbrothers
Hank's Music: dftba.com/artist/15/Hank-Green
John's Books: amzn.to/j3LYqo
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Hank's Twitter: / hankgreen
Hank's Facebook: / hankimon
Hank's tumblr: / edwardspoonhands
John's Twitter: / realjohngreen
John's Facebook: / johngreenfans
John's tumblr: / fishingboatproceeds
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Other Channels
Crash Course: / crashcourse
SciShow: / scishow
Gaming: / hankgames
VidCon: / vidcon
Hank's Channel: / hankschannel
Truth or Fail: / truthorfail
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Nerdfighteria
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effyeahnerdfighters.com/nftumblrs
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[@claire9060]

It's actually really nice that he asked about the phone first.

[@Roserae16]

Claire Eliza right? That's something my sister would have done. She knows I'm waterproof but phones are not lol

[@Twohomst]

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[@ering1013]

It's so if Hank drowned John could have his phone

[@tuatarian6591]

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[@andrewsugrue2170]

Like a shooter down a shoot-thing! (I'm a novelist). HAD ME ROLLING.

[@truboo4268]

Andrew Sugrue *chute

[@akifjaved1790]

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[@jordangoldbloom3691]

best john green quote is between "you don't get to choose if you get hurt in this world but you do have a say in who is gonna hurt you" or" like a shooter down a shoot thing"

[@andrewsugrue2170]

I'd go with the latter...

[@absurdantiquity5240]

+Andrew Sugrue i'd go with the "ladder.." (chutes and ladders? like a shooter down a chute-thing? 😂 sorry..)

[@jordangoldbloom3691]

Marian Moss That was possibly the worst or best comment i've ever read

[@absurdantiquity5240]

jordan goldbloom hahahahaha

[@SylviaRustyFae]

@@absurdantiquity5240 Was that other person origimally replyin to you? Or a gone comment? If you, love the name change :3

[@zvign7554]

if you are standing by a pool and someone asks you if you have your phone in your pocket ALWAYS SAY YES

[@India.H]

Unless they absolutely hate you in which case they will just push you in the pool in order to soak you and to ruin your phone in the process.

[@akifjaved1790]

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[@Eiffiel]

"Do you have your phone in your pocket?" "No..." *pushes into the pool* a.k.a. the story of every big brother ever

[@bailaeisen5166]

Nice of him to ask, though.

[@Eiffiel]

Yeah, my friends aren't always that nice hahaha... Or they'll ask to see your phone so someone else can push you XD

[@Twohomst]

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[@adelined]

i knew he was going to do that as soon as he asked... i guess that's just my big sister instincts kicking in. still hilarious though!

[@lorentaylor48]

It's been 5 years, we're all adults here. Just tell us the gODDAMN JoKE

[@siddharthkrishna8463]

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[@IrisGlowingBlue]

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[@rehan8480]

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[@tuatarian6591]

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[@gemmarose1093]

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[@j-money2337]

After all these years we still haven't found out what that joke was.

[@smileyguy433]

Jon Blade +

[@avakining]

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[@nikkimorris4569]

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[@lizs004]

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[@emmywillow6599]

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[@turdl38]

I REALLY want to know what that joke was, even 6 years later. Like, put it behind an age wall on hankschannel or something

[@nerdquinn]

turdl38 I have a feeling it might be a family-specific thing they can't reveal and that's why they still haven't told us??

[@santoshdogra1160]

turdl38 7 years later now tellll

[@ajarkhan7277]

lets start a campaign. replace who the eff is hank with what the eff was the joke

[@lucinda4203]

John is such a kind soul asking if his phone was in his pocket, if it was my sister I would have just pushed her in.

[@absurdantiquity5240]

hahahaha same

[@martharose36]

I don't know how Hank didn't see that coming.

[@123skateboarder1]

So true... :)

[@staticrodent]

As a younger brother myself, I'm not sure I should find that as funny as I do. But I can't help it.

[@aashi8316]

He was in front of the pool

[@maitreyimittal3742]

He's too nice

[@theoptimistvibe3678]

WHAT WAS THE JOKE. YOU. CANT. DO. THIS. TO. US.

[@eleanortaylor4768]

If I ever meet either of them Im gonna ask.

[@jadasmiles]

+Eleanor Taylor I suggest you ask Hank. John doesnt look like he remembers it...

[@noodle089]

John's reaction to Hank on the slide... that was perfect hahaha.

[@leecalmdown]

After all these years, I still really want to know what the joke was.

[@djinnisequoia]

me too!

[@bamboozi]

Me three

[@ginshi13]

When asked if you have a phone or other electronic device in your pocket near water, always say yes

[@anticurse]

Okay the "shooter down a shoot thing" and the subtitle 'im a novelist' made me laugh for 15 mins...

[@Raj7427427]

Yeah, I'm back and I want to know the joke, guys.

[@audrakeyanna2189]

I love how you asked if he had his phone in his pocket!!

consideration and love for the phone hahaha

[@mikayladempsey7157]

The only non douchey way to push someone into a pool

[@rachelschilling8814]

So many years later and I still want to know the joke

[@L0Ldude11]

same

[@allisonavery7273]

@@L0Ldude11 same

[@andyaliaga3188]

"like a shooter down a shoot thing" got a thousand times better with the "I'm a novelist" right there xDDDDD

[@seanfraser3125]

"Some Infinites are greater than other infinites." "I fell in love the same way you fall asleep: slowly, then all at once." "Like a shooter down a shoot thing." All of these quotes, written by the same author.

[@nzhou2011]

My curiosity has been piqued. I MUST KNOW THE JOKE!

[@cathaldotcom]

Dammit John I want to know the joke!

[@DuchLizUniverStarMpf]

"Like a shooter down a shoot thing"- I'm a novelist- HOLY SHIT

[@margaretocallaghan7146]

John: Uh, do you have your phone in your pocket? Hank: Um, no. Why? John: *shoves in pool* John: WIN!!

[@fancypanties]

That do you have your phone in your pocket was really a win win

[@gretchenortner]

Irveen Joy Ramirez that was his glasses that hank was holding

[@resonantdave]

I thought they were the same person for about three years.

[@thevampirefrog06]

That's ok. I couldn't tell them apart myself for a few solid months.

[@Compassionoftheworl]

Here I am 4 years later and I still wanna know the joke.

[@amyc1117]

"WIN!" -John Green

[@TeganNaree]

I love that John & Hank always suprise us. They don't tell us they'll be together, they just ARE in a video one day. It's lovely. Them together is heavenly.

[@nicoleeverleighhhx]

This is by far my favorite vlogbrothers video. I don't even know how many times I've seen this hahahaha

[@JoesWife1000]

I love reunion videos. Hearing these guys laugh out loud is so amazing.

[@nessaholicmonroe8251]

"I'm a novelist."

[@artsygal402]

When Hank was standing close to the pool like that, I could just see it coming. I was just like,"Hank, step away from the pool." And then john asked if he had his phone, and I knew I was right, that hank was going to fall or get shoved into the pool. It's funnier that John pushed him into the pool. Lol.

[@IceScreeem]

I love these two especially when they are together

[@j-money2337]

So we can't hear the joke that gave John Broken rib hiccups but it's okay for Hank to make a blog about Dr. Manhattan's privates. Yeah that makes sense.

[@onismbeloved]

After john pushes hank imagine you just hear hank shout shit and see him pull his phone out of the water

[@onismbeloved]

KalypzosMuse he didn't pull out anything you just have to use your imagination

[@Orikron]

+Molly Hooper That's why he's a father now.

[@samfeelsbored]

Happy 61st birthday Hank and Johns dad! Thanks for creating these two awesome people

[@jayan.s.1672]

"I just shot down that like a..." "Like a shooter down a shoot thing!" *I'm a novelist*

[@AnupapayaPoopy]

"im a novelist." 0:43 AND A BLOODY GOOD ONE AT THAT JOHN

[@rubinanderson-holmes3040]

I love seeing Hank and John together. They're the epitome of what siblings should be. They makes each laugh, push each other into pools, have things they're not allowed to tell other people, and are good friends. It makes me wish I could have that kind of relationship with my sister.

[@micklynnb]

That was the best ending ever. lol

[@yassroryyass1030]

I'm a novelist I died

[@caslaker24]

OMG TELL THE JOKEE!!

[@bratwurstred]

This is the first time I've actually seen the Green bros. together, talking face-to-face! It's wonderful! And happy 60th to your Dad!

[@Directioner171]

One of my favorite vlogbrother videos.

[@Scazamadoo44]

One of my favorite VB videos, everything in here is Winkitty!

[@user-fr4pt9xn7i]

Their brotherhood/relationship is awesome.

[@pantopia3518]

Hank looked like he was a kid when he went down the slide.

[@holeygeorge]

When I'm not feeling too good, I come watch Henry videos because they just make me so happy:)

[@electromorphous9567]

The year is 2020 and we still hear tales of that joke being so funny that it could make the most serious person in the world laugh himself to death and we have no clue whatsoever to what the joke is... These are dark times.

[@nerdfightercommenter6969]

The fact that they offered the great wide internet facebook friendship is a real sign of a different time. If only we could go back there.

[@mariposahorribilis]

I've said it before and I'll say it again - each of you is awesome in his own right, but together you are amazing. You just shine when you are together. I lost my brother to cancer a year and a half ago: thanks for reminding me what a joy a brother can be. Oh lord, I've gone all sniffly now (in a good way).

[@ohphillipa]

want to know the joke...sooo bad.

[@alecrisser12]

This is the first video in which I have seen you two together.

[@vampirf1539]

There are others. (:

[@tuononnovainbici]

Alec Risser The first video of them together I watched is the one where I discovered John was the writer of "The Fault in Our Stars"... until then he had always been Hank's (that I knew through Crash Course Chemistry) brother, that also works for Crash Course.

[@tuononnovainbici]

Alec Risser The first video of them together I watched is the one where I discovered John was the writer of "The Fault in Our Stars"... until then he had always been Hank's (that I knew through Crash Course Chemistry) brother, that also works at Crash Course.

[@mariposahorribilis]

Thank you Jay. Watching these two makes me remember the good times and how awesome *he* was, and that helps to keep me strong. And friendly support from friends I have yet to meet, like you, is a great help too.

[@TursipielAlthins]

Rewatching random vlogbrothers videos because I need something to keep me out of despair as I watch the incoming news of the earthquakes and tsunamis in the Pacific currently going on...this is exactly the sort of thing I need right now. Thank you, John and Hank, for always being awesome.

[@phoenixtracy9875]

Great entrance Hank and loved the ending!!!

[@AsteroidEssence]

Need. To. Know. The. Joke!

[@kathrayres]

This is the best video of John and Hank together besides the last set they did. So good.

[@FunnyCoolMonkey264]

vlogbrother videos make me feel better. I have been feeling really down lately, and watching these videos makes me laugh and feel better

[@TheBorgiasDevil]

It's been three and a half years and I still wanna know what that joke was.

[@kaylongates8609]

You're relationship is great :) hahahahahahaha "I'm a novelist." The ending was the best... It was really nice of you to ask if he had his phone though!

[@georgegathiani410]

John totally got you there, Hank. You guys are awesome. I miss this kind of content.

[@paperbulletbice]

a joy of never watching the full catalog of videos in order is that i still stumble on a few i've not yet seen. excellent.

[@aquariquery4177]

Tell us the joke, Hank. Come on. Tell us the joke.

[@wardenzo]

This is in the top 3.

[@QuestionableRadioactivity]

Dude, I'm really sorry about your loss. Stay strong, and DFTBA.

[@SenoritaSevilla]

This is probably one of my favorite vlogbrother videos.

[@Roll587]

Gracious, Henry is a gorgeous baby.

[@kalaivaneepalanisamy1659]

I NEED TO KNOW THE JOKE!!!!!!!!!!!

[@Ramboost007]

Favorite vlogbrothers video ever.

[@finchcarvingadiamond]

This is one of my favorite vlogbrother videos. They are so cute together. As brothers. I mean.

[@beckroberts4537]

You just shot down that slide like Henry shot down the Yeti's, ahem, well, maybe that's not appropriate.

[@paradoxicalplatypus124]

Like a shooter down a shoot thing. And this man makes hundreds, if not thousands of dollars in a year, writing books?

[@Notyourgoodies]

aw, this makes me so happy. these brothers love each other. so much more charismatic when they're together.

[@killhannaah]

I LOVE the two of you in a video ! :D yey for re-living great Vlogbrother moments!

[@beccaviljoen]

That was so funny, I want to push someone into a pool now

[@Noemie2018]

PLEASE TELL US THE JOKE. PLEASE.

[@nhurtbeans]

These guys are really cool people. They make having fun look so effortless.

[@jjhackett505]

I love when John and Hank are together in, like, physical space rather than just internet space.

[@SerenaSurprise]

it's ten years now! the current audience can handle the joke ;)

[@stormcloudsabound]

very funny TELL US THE JOKE I AM A GIANT SQUID OF ANGER

[@EnyaMcgrath]

this is the first ever vlogbrothers video i ever saw, and now i watch them almost religiously :) yay for hank and john DFTBA!!!

[@ryuuk96]

I found your book in my school library, and got really excited!

[@CasperLeroux]

At least John is polite enough to ask before dunking his baba brother.

[@mirandabagar9538]

what if the joke was that there was no joke. o_0

[@DerpyWinston]

That's a deep thought right there. I may just have to sit in the corner now.

[@geraldinemaigne8463]

Love you guys!

[@PrincessTinkerbells]

once again, as i say all the time, I LOVE YOU GUYS!

[@rachelhunter1680]

TELL US

[@mommieofsix6222]

"im a novelist"

[@piouppioup]

I don't know why is youtube showing be all those old vlogbrothers videos but they are very sweet.

[@CeriLouise25]

I LOVED that you made sure he didn't have his phone on him. Brotherly love :)

[@shugocharaai]

Carry books = weightlifting. I call whatever one gains from that sort of exercise "nerd strength" (I have it in droves. Thank you, heavy AP books).

[@erotiszm]

Happy birthday for yesterday, John! :)

[@LiinJo]

That's cute. Nothing like brotherly affection and constant one-upage to make a day bright.

[@katherinetherockczar]

I think that this is my favourite video of theirs. This may change, but it's pretty fabulous.

[@DucksRock113]

Does anyone else love the fact that John was considerate enough to ASK if Hank had his phone in his pocket before planking him? Cause I do :)

[@cesscakes]

That is so polite you asked him that before pushing him in. You're a great brother.

[@river_brook]

Sometimes I wish I had a sibling. Times like right now. This is so ridiculously heartwarming to watch.

[@SylviaRustyFae]

1:45 I am also very impressed by the fridge... I entirely understand where John is comin from as someone with an auditory processin disorder Very very very rarely is a fridge truly quiet, and the quietest ones deserve recognition; like colour a picture of the fridge and label it "World's Quietest Fridge Award" and stick it on the fridge (bonus pts if the fridge in the pic has a pic of a fridge on it and on and on til too small).