Giant Squid Attacks Surfboard!

[@Ajay-dy3xw]

Guy: *gets dragged down and dies* Girl: funniest shit i've ever seen

[@bigfckingbug10k45]

Also her: what do you mean it wasn't funny!

[@bigfckingbug10k45]

@Cooler Rafael Suprayogi lol

[@Signs-tm9cv]

Then she gets dragged down to the bottom( Friend appears.) Not so funny now is it.

[@nevaehlheaven]

😂 oh my God.

[@teemo7714]

the squid was not in the least dangerous. the squid was half dead and posted no threat at all. this channel has another video directly after this one where they take the squid out and make it die faster so it doesn't have to suffer as much. these squids (I think this one is a baby) only comes this close to the surface when they're almost dead. looks like this one got attacked by a shark or something.

[@dumbleduke4225]

Just a baby kraken practising for when it’s bigger and can sink ships

[@phillipsmith3102]

Agreed, if that was my paddle-board and I was wearing solid rubber boots my weapon of choice would be a high voltage stun gun and then i'd go Captain Nemo on it's ass!!

[@joetyler835]

Phillip Smith you commented this more than once

[@phillipsmith3102]

Joe Tyler, was I not permitted to comment more than once?? Have I breached any sort of quota or youtube guideline??

[@A4ANT]

Phillip Smith - sounds so nice.. you had to say it twice.

[@cameronconnell6870]

😂 ur right

[@ineedabetterusername7424]

The squid isn't attacking him -- it's dying, and trying to keep itself afloat. It's just trying to hold on to the board. You can't see it very well in the rest of the video, but its mantle appears quite pale near the beginning, which is possibly a sign of shock. It also looks like the skin might be shredded a little, which would fit with injury; cephalopods' flesh turns white at points of injury, and during blood loss. It's not uncommon for dying giant squid to float up to the surface just before death. Most of the specimens fishermen and scientists find are way above their normal depth -- especially during daytime. Plus, this type of squid-- which must be a young giant squid,, or a ridiculously massive Humboldt-- either way, both are normally known for being aggressive and explosive in their movements -- but this one looks like it can barely move. No wonder it's trying to latch onto the board.

[@sibe5730]

Yea agree it is not acting correctly

[@leon987664321]

And the guy has a rope around him

[@cautarepvp2079]

i see some comments above with dumb people saying that this js moee dangerous than a shark? Cmon.. a shark will eat you so fkcing bad

[@diemilch555]

@@cautarepvp2079 A squid will eat you so fucking bad as well

[@dimplepascua3921]

I was thinking the same. Giant squids are supposed to be in deep waters.

[@brdavis4471]

"What's that?" "Oh that's a 20ft Great White Shark" "HAHAHA!!!"

[@HappySmilingDog-d7u]

megalodon

[@user-hr1yw3zu7k]

Comparing a 20 ft great white shark to a squid is absurd.

[@konighartzderiv.4898]

No. Hes making fun if the girl loughing while being close to a dangerous animal, using the shark as an example to point this out.​@@user-hr1yw3zu7k

[@JCR..]

It's more dengerous than great white

[@J-tt1lu]

@@user-hr1yw3zu7kthey can be more dangerous than great whites

[@AronRa]

If this had happened before cell phones and GoPros, no one would have believed it.

[@AbstractTraitorHero]

Nice to see you! Your videos are great and helped me with explaining a lot of stuff to my father!

[@soflodoug]

AronRa I thought that,too. Everything you can imagine happens. People are weird. Another video seems mentally sick man dumping eels into a lake in prospect park new york. Weirdos everywhere.

[@Jason-iz6ob]

It did happen back then. And the sailors got called crazy for telling stories about sea monsters and kraken.

[@silvergg8152]

holy shit its the man himself

[@davidsalazar13]

Love this guy!

[@rednome6596]

The new pirates of the Caribbean movie is looking great

[@r.3030]

Yeah already watched the whole movie 1000000×××××××♾️ times

[@SupremeSandals]

Despite being on budget

[@jovelmalinao4069]

Low budget 😅

[@goodpol5022]

I don’t want to be that guy but Caribbean is spelled with one R.

[@randomgirl8684]

That killed me 🤣

[@BrianVelez]

I don’t think this girl understands how serious this could have turned. 😳

[@vvaldbeere]

My thought exactly. I'd feel more comfortable having a big shark around me.

[@dukebongo2433]

This Squid is easily more dangerous than any Shark I can't understand why she is even laughing

[@footballbeforecluborcountry]

That could have drowned him in an instant. The dumb nervous laugh from her..🙄

[@iamyoureson5013]

@@dukebongo2433 how ? Shark more dangerous

[@dukebongo2433]

@@iamyoureson5013 Sharks are not as agressive towards humans as this squid species is, making them more dangerous

[@MysteriMustacheToast]

To be honest, her laugh is more horrifying than the squid

[@biovida9]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@limamoni486]

Totally

[@dwightclark7627]

Guy: "OMG! It's got me! I can't get loose! Help! Help! *gurgle*" Girl:" AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HYYYYHHHHHHHH! HAHAHAHAHAHA!"

[@prasanthpr6343]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@alxandromeda4182]

That was what she waiting for, she wants the dude die lmao

[@bishal5921]

Boy from heaven: But I died for your KZbin content. Girl : awww, I love you but as a 👻

[@huh864]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@dontmindme4169]

Sounds like the first person to die in a movie

[@qine6559]

Imagine drowning to what you thought was your friend's shrill laughter

[@batmansummer9236]

Lol

[@bettycooper5029]

I can do that except i Don't have any friend.😭

[@ryanhollstein4164]

The stuff of nightmares

[@vossdaboss7566]

@John Conquest shut ur fucking mouth dude. U have no idea about the possibilities of the oceans atmosphere and the dynamic of thassolophobia, u haven’t expierence a centimeter of artificial intelligence that goes through the squids brain let alone stepped in the shoes of the ecosystem to even have a small frame of insight as to what the aerodynamics are of these creatures, stop being fucking ignorant and read about the aerial structure that enforced these wild animals and keep your mouth zipped.

[@ritam8767]

@@vossdaboss7566 i do agree with you, but stop misusing complicated terms to sound smart

[@dondraper3871]

"Intervention from kind squid trying to warn a man against his annoying girlfriend" would be a more accurate title for this video.

[@AltanirvesTeokwitlaoselotl]

😂😂😂

[@bambieyedgirl7846]

Lmao 🤣🤣🤣

[@JABRIEL251]

Squid: We've been trying to reach about your car's extended warranty.

[@JesusChrist_IsTruth-LoveForALL]

👏🏻🤣

[@OptimusPrime__]

Ross creations lol

[@jonjackalone504]

I’m dead

[@managed9348]

Bravo🤣

[@FALLENR0S3]

Shoulda said boards

[@americanrebelking8337]

300 years ago this would be the scariest sea story told in some fishing town.

[@zac1953]

Nothing scariest than a man swallowed by a giant whale kept in darkness and was on the edge of squeezing and death but then thrown in to the open shore and survived.

[@CaseyAngelicaHardy]

@@zac1953 😭😭😭😂😂 Jonah was wild

[@zac1953]

@@CaseyAngelicaHardy also named Yūnus

[@sonocoleichesono2888]

Genius❤

[@eisenherz9515]

Back when they were larger

[@unknown5yearsago799]

Damn that dolphin was a savage, u hear it laughing in the background

[@rosesealey482]

😂😂😂😂

[@baikia777]

It's trying to communicate.

[@andresuston7692]

All that squeaking and squawking.

[@joannealexiagoba6047]

😂😂😂

[@sunflowerseeds4127]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭

[@soegenr.6586]

Giant squid live at great depths and in the cold and are usually in the process of dying on the warmer water surface. The squid is already missing part of its tentacle and its movements are weak. This could indicate a previous battle that he will probably not survive. There is no reason to panic or to laugh like a maniac

[@loganatori6117]

"Wow what a dumb bitch why didn't she have extensive knowledge on some random subject like I do" That's what you sound like

[@JM-zk9ou]

Yeah, it looks sick. 😢

[@wentaoguan]

From a safe perspective with avalible information at hand on your laptop perhaps. The average person in his situation who doesn't dwell too much on marine life will think he is being attacked by a giant, rarely seen squid. He will not have any knowledge about this. The person's reaction to scream was quite justified as his primal fight or flight instinct for his life kicked in.

[@soegenr.6586]

@@wentaoguan I adapt my behavior to my perception. Slow movements of the squid, a shortened tentacle and attempts to hold on to the board do not appear aggressive, it dies. Nature is not our enemy and staying calm is always good advice

[@redpug5042]

the temperature is the least of its concerns. The pressure difference is so incredible from just a small decrease in depth (think about your ears popping when diving), the effects of hundreds of feet can be deadly if changed too quickly

[@addieeeson]

Girl: *husahheudhshahaaskskree* _Squid proceeds to grab onto man and drag him down_ Girl: *husahheudhshahaaskskree*

[@ALBATROSS00]

this is female

[@iplaydrunk247]

I was wondering how to type her laugh, you sir, are a LEGEND!

[@addieeeson]

iplaydrunk247 Lol, just smash your face on the keyboard and you basically got her laugh in one

[@stupor_mundi]

Anonymous Another day, another gay.

[@Martin666]

@Bekah shut the fuck up bitch

[@LifeWithUs]

I totally thought this was click bait. I'm genuinely horrified now

[@inSpihr]

Life With Us I was like, come on man, this has got to be click bait.

[@supernuper12]

dont be it is really rare that you see one

[@himynameistaylor]

Horrified. I’d be so scared

[@thesaviorofsouls5210]

Life With Us sweet little vids like this are never clickbait

[@thesaviorofsouls5210]

Life With Us i’m pretty sure he like catched hit or something, since the squid is like on a rope and the guy is holding the rope

[@Dadc0rd]

Him: *Enjoying peacefully* Squid: *"I've been trying to contact you about your car's extended warranty"*

[@HeadgooseDF]

Best comment of 2021

[@DefinitelyHunter]

lol

[@alceratops6853]

LMAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😝🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@angeliquelewis2534]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@alceratops6853]

@TomAndJerryMemesAreCool Bruh

[@MayankRai-cf3hc]

The most evil laughter i ever heard.

[@gal2659]

0:17 , 0:28 swear she sounds like the wizard of oz witch, i hear the theme song

[@ٴٴٴٴ_0]

🙄

[@joesubel]

My soul would've left my body

[@aldryxz1023]

J J your picture fits your comment perfectly lol

[@pitsesmple6876]

monkaOMEGA

[@wawathulu5637]

Mine has a long time ago

[@padrevillalpando7011]

Solid eight

[@haki4066]

A squid aint that bad tho

[@fitlawnguy]

Can't believe it wasn't clickbait

[@st7gaming487]

Hybrid Athletix say thank you to GoPro

[@aaronmanalo6733]

Hybrid Athletix to im actually thanking this guy for not clickbaiting

[@Olibro_64]

Thought the same thing.

[@catlover6629]

Or butter

[@RobertGuilman]

Hybrid Athletix I know right? What the hell

[@daltongoh9062]

*Tentacle grabs guy and drags him down to the ocean deep all while biting him and tearing his flesh into pieces Girlfriend: *HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH*

[@AtollEntertainment]

Tentacle grabs guy and drags him down deep into the ocean, but suddenly stops when a giant great white eats the squid And then eats the guy Girlfriend: Hahaha, now that is FUNNY.

[@Florence-qp1vb]

Hahahahahahaahah omg hahahahahaahhahaha hes drowning hahahahahaha ahahahaahah

[@ritesha8050]

These squids actually do pull people under water when they r in groups

[@randomchannel7851]

Girl: *hyena noises*

[@CaptainPupu]

Girlfriend? Nah. Hyena more like.

[@theroundhousekingofthemidw1705]

I want to see the sequel, where the squid becomes attracted to the maniacal laughter.

[@jen0s414]

Friend: *about to get killed by a giant squid* Her: *Hilarious*

[@PersonOfRandomnesss]

Is a worm dying on the sidewalk about to kill someone? That's how near death and weak this squid is.

[@jav8094]

P sure laughing is a valid coping mechanism 🙄

[@tda9440]

TKnowledge I mean I don’t think squids are worms but I see your point

[@piggybackshiggy]

Nah, squids don't really fuck with humans. They tend to eat smaller fish. It was more than likely just curious. Smart little squishy things.

[@hazwanjaidey8314]

@@PersonOfRandomnesss with squid that size can easily pull you to the ocean depth.

[@beaum8592]

Potentialy very dangerous encounter with giant squid. Girlfriend: cant stop laughing

[@t1len666]

@Jay Vigilant tf you mean playing with it he legit jumps off when the tentacles come close to him cuz he's scared

[@Henrik.Yngvesson]

@Jay Vigilant Don't let your tentacle hentai fantasies fool you, they have a large parrot like beak hidden in there.

[@nerfninja661]

Cant they pull u under?

[@Voldycssm19]

That squid was either exhausted or near dead, it couldn't have been very dangerous

[@Henrik.Yngvesson]

@@Voldycssm19 Not "eating you" dangerous, but if it grabs you it doesn't take much to pull you under just enough to drown you.

[@nithinsankarpnithinsankarp3603]

Stay away from that girl . She is more Dangerous than that squid.

[@JessieP07]

@@yourlieswantsavehim2494 mkay incel this really isn't your moment to shine since she was laughing at her friend getting freaked out by a half dead squid that they went out to drag to shore to help shorten its death so it would suffer for as long. I mean, imagine her laughing when she's aware the situation isn't dangerous in the least. Oh wait you'd have to have a brain first.

[@faeries240]

@@yourlieswantsavehim2494 I don’t understand?

[@primmsysjs2203]

@AMANDA LEONG Moe no it’s not

[@ronaldweasley2616]

@@primmsysjs2203 it was

[@kushpaladin]

@@primmsysjs2203 yeah it actually is dying. the flesh turns to a pale white when its dying, as you might have noticed if you have eaten squid. and the squid would never come to the surface. they are deep sea creatures, but due to the high levels of ammonium ions it causes their body to float to the surface when it's dying

[@BOG0690]

Alternate title: _Cackling of the Sea Witch_

[@citizenearth71]

He held his cool when faced with a kraken and a cackling hyena at the same time. Impressive.

[@TheSwiftblad3]

lmaooo

[@TheSwiftblad3]

@@msannthrope1863 so you are telling us that this is normal behaviour for a woman or why do you call him a mysogynist?

[@msannthrope1863]

@@TheSwiftblad3 another misogynist. Shocking to find two on here when they’re so rare.

[@citizenearth71]

@@msannthrope1863 As a female myself, I have no idea. Lol!

[@msannthrope1863]

@@citizenearth71 Oh. Hang on. I thought for sure that was a dude who wrote that. Well, I’m guessing you were on Team Depp. Amirite?

[@gisellefernandez8104]

Imagine having to hear her laugh before getting dragged to the bottom of the ocean & dying

[@user-ib3yf4xm8r]

guy wraps rope around squid, what do you expect

[@iandavidvillaloboswong5180]

Im sure most people on the internet dont experience human contact but this comment section is just on another level. You guys never heard of nervous laughter?

[@osmomosis9216]

@@iandavidvillaloboswong5180 That does NOT sound like a nervous laughter at all.

[@Shadab9617]

Those girls don't know how to react for that situation. That was dangerous attack

[@jonjones3958]

That laugh was grating

[@PrinceRevolver]

Squid: Bro, just come to the bottom of the ocean with me. I have so much to show ya.

[@smrk]

I can show you the world...underworld

[@uwu-kg5ic]

wHo LiVes in a PiNeApPle uNder The sEa?

[@jordansmith3597]

That squid is real life version of ol’ Greg

[@CantStopFashion]

@@jordansmith3597 I'm ol' Greg, pleased to meet you. Ever drink baileys from a shoe? 😂😂🤣🍻

[@godspeed6096]

Can you listen to me playing my clarinet bro?

[@jamesd2282]

That's a Humboldt squid, not a giant squid but scary as hell still.

[@kyzer42]

The really scary thing about Humboldts is the sheer numbers they hunt in - sometimes over a thousand.

[@Gentleman...Driver]

@@kyzer42 Despite I am living far away from the ocean, this disturbing information will keep me awake this night. Thank you.

[@dnbsoldier7259]

Not to mention, they fly through the water like missiles, are extremely intelligent, and have consistently displayed zero fear of humans. Their tentacles are lined with razor sharp teeth...and then there's the beak. Murder Squishies

[@ligairi]

Humbolt can kill you, easily

[@MesMesTes]

@@ligairiany animal that gets that big can kill u easily

[@revenant777x8]

I bet she wouldn't be laughing if the squid was on her board.

[@mrs.b0742]

Ya

[@gamerknown]

I've seen that anime

[@poopscoop6215]

No she'd be expecting the men to save her

[@chimsloyalty3880]

@@gamerknown oh no

[@rogertruong5751]

Man of culture I see

[@obsidiannutsack551]

"So, why are you afraid of deep waters?" Me:

[@JNL37Dyxce5]

I have animals and birds look😁🐘

[@Asphyxia72gaming]

@@JNL37Dyxce5 I get your point

[@observingeye9579]

@@JNL37Dyxce5 ...why did you make 'animals' and 'birds' two different things? You do realize birds ARE animals right ;-;

[@shumono3254]

@@observingeye9579 nah man.birds are made by the government, have you forgotten that?

[@SweetUniverse]

Squid, "I've been trying to get a hold of you about your car's extended warranty ... and now ... I have you."

[@jonthegod00]

😂😂😂

[@keithcollard2217]

Dang I hate that spam caller, it's the only person that calls me, and it's not even a person and I don't even have a car.

[@jjjlove2260]

I get that scammer voicemail every single day. Getting this new number was the worst decision I made last year.

[@kurtisblow2956]

The squids like I'll save you from that laugh buddy

[@mydailyreward2090]

Me: watches a dolphin documentary KZbin Recommended: *So YoU LiKe OcEaN CrEaTuReS?*

[@haseeb4435]

So now you know dolphins are rapist

[@saroniikawaii]

SAME 🐬🤣

[@k.szaroldinho]

LMAO

[@littlerebel9818]

Shut the Fuck up!

[@Kakarot64.]

Erin Dolphins are rapists KZbin recommends tentacle hentai with crazy bitch laugh in the background

[@RocketeerAndRoll]

When he gets home: "Son, where's your board?" "A giant squid took it." "Yeah, right."

[@JarelJay]

*plays footage* *NANI?!*

[@RocketeerAndRoll]

@Squid but why did you do it??

[@johnblackbasel393]

(plot twist) His dad is a biker: Ok son, jump on my bike, let's get it back.

[@inseditsChannel]

@Some Squid with a computer "i was bored" Yet the squid actually goes to the surface because he's dying.. Damn i really hates cringe KZbin comment roleplay.

[@JmMoloto]

that's how all horror movies start

[@karichiewilson]

JN-MCHL KSSY # YEP! And the laughing girl will obviously be the first person to die.

[@topazfire974]

JN-MCHL KSSY # Yeah and with all the laughter is well till laughter turns into shrieking bloodcurdling screams

[@bethmontiel]

That's how all hentai animes start**

[@trevorfuson715]

JN-MCHL KSSY # That's how weird porn movies start too....

[@AH-xf5jk]

Lol that's soooo tru

[@moviesynopsis001]

When squid come to the surface like this it means they are about to die, it was no harm to this person and was most likely its last few hours alive.

[@DrawinskyMoon]

All the more reason to float back to the surface and have a bbq

[@siberwolf33]

That was really scary. I'd be freaking out if I was paddle boarding and someone started laughing like that. Also there was a squid.

[@ERDESH01]

🤣 that laugh was icky!

[@lisacollins5868]

😁😁😁😁😁😋😉

[@eemsyy94]

siberwolf33 id try to pet the squid

[@ayshrd7013]

Your comment plus hearing the laugh killed me lol

[@sumboredazn]

she had that crazy bitch laugh too

[@freekvonk8586]

"Excuse me, Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and saviour Cthulu?"

[@prin.sesje.]

Freek Vonk LOL

[@nevaehsangel9620]

Hahaha !

[@Duenschissdoktor]

I love you

[@Nenmeu2]

Hahaha

[@2007Griffith]

I’m dying hahahah ha ha omg

[@velveetaslingshot]

Squid: "Dude...*heavy breathing*....seriously. ....lemme chill fer a sec........ughhh.....ive been swimming all day......"

[@ss4i833]

LMAOOOO

[@Israelprince92]

Looool

[@majesty3978]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@Blyndir]

velveetaslingshot "Sure thing, buddy, no problem." *Starts googling "price of squid meat per pound"*

[@buttercup141312]

It literally just has to stop swimming and let the water take it if it wanted to rest lmao. It was probably just curious what the he’ll the board was.

[@Noasd2537]

Bro is having the mini kraken problem 💀

[@seaslugs]

Squid was obviously paid actor

[@mysoncrumphaseveryinjury3853]

Han Altae-Tran notice that at 0:54 the video ends when the cameraman is about to film squid underwater

[@devilpigeon7242]

Han Altae-Tran XD

[@duckynoodles2082]

What are you stupid... he was the director 😒

[@AxDooshxBag]

Nothing gets past this guy

[@Hugo-df8iz]

Han Altae-Tran god dang your right...

[@0shakti0]

Release the kraken

[@markjonathanprepena1280]

Just imagine that paddle board is the ship! Hahahaha

[@seanzzz3068]

VAINGLORY SHT 😂😂

[@anotherfriend1998]

Good one man lol

[@gtek27]

KRAKEN!!!!!

[@spaghettigod1794]

Kill the kraken before it get to our turret!!

[@Icouldnotthinkofanything]

Dude was way calmer than I would’ve been

[@rambobrazy8411]

I probably would of dove in the water trying to get away off panic

[@waylonpark2340]

@@rambobrazy8411 Bruh That's Even More Scary

[@dontshiptaeandjkoriwillsen6296]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@burner8504]

@@rambobrazy8411 1) would HAVE you dunce. 2) safer on the board than in the sea

[@stellarjuju8788]

He's probably calm because he knows that he's about to drag the octopus into shore and behead it which is actually what happened after this video

[@AylaMarianna]

Sounds like some of my friends when they're giggling/laughing out of nervousness

[@misterspiderthemagnificent9268]

Squid: "Excuse me sir, but could I have a moment of your time to tell you about our Lord and saviour his greatness Lord CTHULHU?"

[@evaglam398]

This is a funny comment.

[@daugustotrindade6690]

Lol

[@jnetwork3232]

Agahah

[@jxstinol4]

cthulhu's witness

[@mikedavis1476]

I’m a Christian and find this hilarious 🤣

[@llTllOllBllYll]

That squid has a strange laugh

[@idollodi480]

Toby Hammond forreal

[@ughitsjaylon]

Toby Hammond ooooooooooooooooffffffff

[@fernandofffff]

OH MY GOD

[@vxSMOKEYxv]

I think thats its mating call brah

[@blackmetalmajestyblasphemy5509]

THE CAMERA WOMAN IS LAUGHING! JESUS! People these days!

[@russtheprodigy4624]

She laughing not knowing that squid could’ve took him for a ride to the bottom of the ocean in SECONDS

[@donxponce7729]

Karthik Devamanohar Which makes it even more dangerous

[@farmsim_usa9235]

It would be extremely difficult even for a giant squid to drag a guy and a buoyant paddleboard

[@raulpacheco7488]

@@farmsim_usa9235 You don't know how strong they are. A squid that size could dislocate a shoulder with no problem at all. It could grab a limb, and off the deeps you go. The girl doesn't realize how precarious the situation is

[@snufkin5496]

@@farmsim_usa9235 I wouldn't base (deep sea) animal strength on human strength..

[@snufkin5496]

@@raulpacheco7488 Duude, yes. Could have been bad. It wouldn't have any problem taking that paddle board with it

[@SpookyBeatsMemphis]

He’s just like “Yo! Where the anime girls at ?!”

[@lysolpanther1]

I’m loving the giggles as a monster is about to eat her friend. Beautiful.

[@r.shelton7793]

Exactly!! It's a big ass squid grabbing his paddle board..I don't see the humor🤦‍♂️...And where is his life jacket? 🤷‍♂️

[@VexFS]

Don't think they realise how bad that is. If it wanted to, that man would be dead

[@josephrae918]

Some people laugh hysterically when scared. I think she's just trying not to panic. That isn't something any human would be used too, most people would freak out, which would be an even worse idea.

[@josephrae918]

I'd be laughing in order to stop myself crying in fear for my friend. I'd say one of those the reactions is the more preferable one.

[@lel2765]

@@VexFS its not bad at all lol, squids that big are passive af, he had a good reaction not to panic,

[@TowerDoge]

I love how he jumped into the water and then was like "WHAT AM I DOING?!"

[@MeMe-fg5sr]

He didn't jump. He lost his balance. Clearly you have never been paddle boarding.

[@Fekron]

In my country we call someone like you a real Spassbremse

[@captasticts8419]

​@@MeMe-fg5sr chill with the attitude

[@SahilP2648]

​@@MeMe-fg5sr I have seen people lose balance, this was not it idiot

[@lloydchristmas3637]

@@captasticts8419 what attitude? why getting bother by simple correction? you're all as fragile as you are clueless.

[@SkidzFPV]

She’s laughing and this thing could easily kill him without much effort. A squid this size has a beak that is just huge! Could drag the person anywhere it wants.

[@cianopalmer8067]

Except this squid is *probably* dying. They usually are never seen at the surface otherwise.

[@flydrop8822]

I don't think giant squids attack humans

[@MinutePlant]

@@flydrop8822 erm...... Remember that one documentary where they film Humboldt squid? The big red ones. Everyone there wears full body chainmail suit and the beak still manages to pierce through and causes a scratch... You could easily lose chunks of your flesh there. FYI those squids are like 1.5 meters long so this one could be very dangerous but nevertheless it's dying but could still do some serious damage

[@afx88lexx]

The reaction is fine if she is giant squid too

[@micaellnstrup4602]

No

[@anitadobrater3356]

Oh dear, that woman's voice is more terrifying than 🐙🦑

[@cserveneczdan8057]

When you buy Pirates of the Caribbean from wish

[@PLO702]

underrated

[@jmv5114]

Hahahhahahah

[@Αρης-θ7ω]

Lol

[@astrobiojoe7283]

🤣🤣🤣

[@rdaystrom4540]

He was extraordinarily calm.

[@orbiral6124]

Forreal. If that squid had a tentacle around the dudes leg when he jumped into he water, that squid would've descended to the depths with him

[@Letmesoloem0]

@@orbiral6124 not really the squid only comes that close to the surface when it's dying

[@excus]

that was what kept him alive

[@kodours1835]

@@orbiral6124 the squid was already in it's last few mins/hours

[@MrM-_]

@@Letmesoloem0 wait really?

[@matthewneuwoehner8034]

Squid: I’m hungry Guy: I’m boarding Girl: HIAHIAHAIHIAHIAHIAHIAHIAHIA

[@star2b4u]

Marine biologist: haha what a moron commenting

[@KRISHAL.]

@AMANDA LEONG Moe squids do eat human, at least the healthy ones but this one you see on the video is dying.

[@SanilJadhav711]

@AMANDA LEONG MoeI'm pretty sure Squids eat and attack more humans than Sharks, Sharks are actually chill

[@chrisgiles40]

That guys earned the rights to have nightmares for the rest of his life 😂

[@neilladriaansen]

"Excuse me sir! Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Cthulhu?"

[@sophiab6486]

Underrated comment.

[@texasboi2049]

Neill Adriaansen I hate those motherfuckers

[@stenyethanmathews945]

Lmaoooooo

[@doz161]

LOL

[@jlewsd]

All hail the mighty Cthulhu!

[@troydurham1659]

“Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior Cthulu?”

[@123214matt]

Nice ripoff comment

[@chrishawley5499]

Lol

[@shaggyrogers1937]

matthew arnold except this is a pretty good ripoff

[@Nico-sw4yt]

Nice copying someone's comment

[@kentgil2526]

Are you that desperate for recognition?

[@philyoutuber7270]

Imagine getting attacked by an apex predator in an environment where it has a huge advantage against you and you hear some chick just laughing like she’s seeing the funniest thing ever…

[@atte9702]

Yea its a scary situation but the girl didn't know it was dangerous and at the end of the day it was barely alive anymore so I doubt it would have had the strength to kill him anyways

[@renaldsunset]

I swear these womvn will do the dumbest things. You can clearly hear in her voice that she’s aware of the danger but she’s trying to play it off

[@charliethenecromancer4422]

Good thing the Squid was in a dying phase and too weak to really do anything substantial

[@mimilune2746]

Yall see a woman do anything and shit yall pant over it

[@skip031890]

@@mimilune2746 Because most of them act stupid.

[@filosofotacio8950]

I'm so old that I remember it was such a big deal that a live giant squid has never been filmed or captured in images, just always washing up dead somewhere.

[@captainobvious8037]

This ain't a giant squid

[@yaboi7740]

Pretty sure that squid could've easily just dragged him deep underwater and there would be nothing they could do

[@LottieThottie]

They don't really prey on humans

[@dgray3771]

Unless really hungry. Squids are also highly intelligent and capable to kill a man with ease. Especially this size. They can solve complicated problems and have some sense of awareness, though not determined yet if they are self-aware.

[@LottieThottie]

@@dgray3771 That's some dangerous calamari

[@zombieepx1933]

BushyBrow 64 They don’t ever get the chance to prey on humans because they are usually 400-1000 meters below the surface because it’s more safe for them down there. This was extremely rare for this type of squid to be seen like this.

[@jimmygutierrez2306]

This squid however is very discolored and it seems to be dying so Idk if it's that much of a threat

[@nyarlathotep9622]

Squid: holds surf board Man: clearly nervous Woman: *proceeds to laugh in sheep mode*

[@romerobert2981]

Man he could've died, Giant squid fight sperm whales so just imagine what would've happened if it grabbed him

[@nyarlathotep9622]

@@romerobert2981 Indeed. It could have ended really bad for that guy if squid had decided to grab him and submerge into the water. No person could do anything under that situation. Probly they laughed out of nervousness.

[@terra_the_nightingale135]

Rome Robert they knew it was dying. The guy got close enough to it to tie it up. They brought it to shore to give it a mercy killing afterwards.

[@nyarlathotep9622]

@@terra_the_nightingale135 what? How do u know that?

[@terra_the_nightingale135]

Мексика there’s a full video of this. Simply search up surfers and giant squid and you’ll find it. They go to the squid and bring it up to shore to give it a mercy killing as it’s obviously dying. People think a shark or a sperm whale might’ve gotten to it. Either way, they were in no danger. Not from the squid at least. It could barely move. Really in this moment, it’s just shock and amazement at a moment like the squid holding onto the board. So it may be funny/cute or just simply absurd to them, hence the laughing. I myself laugh in situations that are mind blowing to me. Seeing such a large squid like that would be one of them.

[@lavankuris1234]

Huh, that’s strange. I thought hyenas don’t live in the water

[@solidsnake9898]

Underrated comment

[@gracecarter3959]

It's huge! -------- Search this on KZbin: "VADER retired PADDLE boarding on LA RIVER (Narrated by Jones Earl James) - S2E1 The River Wild full"

[@dovly6065]

Apparently calling someone that's laughing a hyena is fun😋 haha I guess we're all hyenas then

[@yhy3898]

@@dovly6065 just the ones that laugh like her.

[@Saintchamber]

@@dovly6065 you sound sarcastic and I hate it, you probably read the comments above already about how dangerous the squid was and the girl in the video just kept laughing

[@scarlett8782]

the most frightening part was Dolores Umbridge cackling gleefully in the background while the poor man and squid are both fighting for their safety

[@Da_Pimp_Nugget]

Bro she laughs like the female version of joker!!! 😂

[@Fabian6980]

You mean harley quinn? Lol shes bae 😂

[@Da_Pimp_Nugget]

@@Fabian6980 Naw few few. Harley Quinn laugh is sexy.

[@MakeSushi1]

why did he pull the sea monster up to his paddleboard with that rope?

[@snurky3478]

It pulled itself up

[@ConsumePant]

Of all the channels I’m subbed to, I didn’t think this would be one I see in these comments

[@vicosilme]

There's an extended version on his channel, he purposefully grabbed it with the rope and pulled it up, so blame is on the idiot with the rope.

[@terra_the_nightingale135]

GinkaV they did it to put it out of its misery. Poor thing was dying, like look at it. It looks to be in super bad shape

[@terra_the_nightingale135]

How To Make Sushi he pulled it up because they brought it up to shore to give it a mercy killing since they knew it was dying. That’s what it looks like. There’s a longer video somewhere

[@blackspiderman1887]

Either break up with that girl or never invite her back. This is a very serious matter.

[@sewiiiuuu9836]

Plot twist: the squid was a paid actor

[@keywoniaspencer]

😂😂

[@omegareaperytgaming6827]

6969 subscribers With no videos lmao 😂

[@vtownhood]

According to Republicans

[@sewiiiuuu9836]

ART LMFAOOO

[@RonnieY3]

ART bruhhh😂😂😂😂😂

[@papatzis4032]

The squid was like: *Hello sir this is mine now*

[@kimberlyw2197]

Who gives a fuck how her laugh sounds..just mute! The video was about the huge scary deadly squid trying to get on dude's board! I'm not sure how I would have reacted but he seemed fine to me. He was handling it a heck of a lot better than I would.

[@chrisdrizos2403]

Uh only

[@jasonomnia9295]

Kimberly W Don’t know who you been talking to, but it don’t matter what the point of the video is on. Anything recorded in any video shown on the internet is open to any sort of discussion or critique, and the person’s you were talking to -if- is right. The woman had a weird laugh, and it’s hilarious to hear that high pitch/hyena laugh.

[@KA-cm3nv]

The squid is not nearly as terrifying as this man having to deal with that woman’s laugh everyday ☠️☠️☠️

[@daliben6972]

😂😂

[@onesunnyday5699]

🤣😂

[@badelNT6]

they are professional divers, and im pretty sure they know what it can do, plus the squid is dying so there is no reason for it to attack. and if shes laughing like that they are probably close friends.

[@jb12081]

IKR! Even the 🐙 won't even bother going over there...!

[@scarlett9750]

@@badelNT6 “girls support girls”

[@samiam830]

Imagine dying, listening to that laugh

[@BradPwnsU]

Lol shes laughing while the squid could've easily wrapped around him and pulled him under

[@djengoderbot1296]

I was thinking the same..wouldn't even take a second

[@BradPwnsU]

@Mister Christopher it could have taken the dude for sure. I said lol because it's funny how she's laughing whilst he's in genuine danger, implying she doesn't give a fuck about his safety. I'm not even complaining really i just find it funny and a little crazy

[@IsaaacCleanstheWorld]

@@BradPwnsU that's facts

[@Ascension1004]

Nervous laugh

[@oppooopoookjgffghjookjjj4531]

@Mister Christopher wtf dude "stop being such girls" stupid claim

[@LilyIan]

My actual worst nightmare whenever I swim anywhere. (Including lakes and pools 😂)

[@G4LCTC]

Giant squid in pools have been on the rise recently, just sayin'...

[@chanel_pearls3993]

Lily & Ian Eh, I have a fear of whales XD

[@crayolamaster3012]

I feel ya...paddle boarders scare me too :3

[@krouk_mc]

Saaammmmeee

[@tabryis]

Privileged cowards

[@slaterwoman9237]

She wouldn't be laughing if it was her board being attacked.

[@WeirdBrick]

She would as she has no idea how dangerous they are! Pretty scary how naive or stupid people are!

[@anupv63]

He wasn't attacked, idiot. It's clearly visible that man was holding the rope tied to the squid. He was just having fun with that dying squid

[@terra_the_nightingale135]

GazRwood I mean... the squid’s obviously dying. Why would it be so close to the surface? And apparently they tied it up and gave it a mercy kill, so they were probably not only surprised by this, but were aware of the situation.

[@kryoruleroftheninthcircleo4151]

She’d be in a hentai.

[@gdkabsbdkwkwm4187]

She is ugly and psychopath

[@TrueDisaster-]

"Attacks" is a very strong word for this clip. I'd say that's the most gentle squid I've ever seen! Pretty sure he could take you down to the deep depths in a matter of seconds. Amazing footage though what an awesome creature ,he is so big!

[@Maurice_Moss]

Expectation: kraken dragging down pirate ships Reality: befriends a paddle board

[@janu4150]

*I like your glasses*

[@Maurice_Moss]

@@janu4150 I'm afraid they're not for sale

[@janu4150]

@@Maurice_Moss *Laugh all you want, they're not for sale*

[@tlshortyshorty5810]

A British bra-maker and the world’s most famous drunk in the same comment section? May I have your autographs?

[@Maurice_Moss]

@@tlshortyshorty5810 *overheating bras

[@supersoulreaper13]

Frankly, i'd be more concerned that the wicked witch of the west is laughing at you from somewhere nearby

[@supersoulreaper13]

I love her laugh😂

[@garyjones2561]

supersoulreaper13 Just push her in any direction and in a minute she'll be all melted, and you shall have the ocean all to yourself.

[@divineleeloo7584]

@supersoulreaper13: 😂😂😂😂😂

[@garyjones2561]

DivineLeeloo 😊

[@hagridthetable8223]

supersoulreaper13 lmfao

[@MsSHINeeTVXQSuju]

Dude...I'd flip out 😱😱

[@espurr6628]

SuJu_Mimi i’d fcking kill myself hahahah

[@zahlz2683]

SuJu_Mimi I would scream for my life

[@bunathan2485]

He is used to the water from what I see

[@franklee3795]

SuJu_Mimi I know I have a phobia for the ocean, to fall in the ocean would be such a nightmare for me

[@minoriruba1828]

But he didn't bcuz he is an alpha male....

[@maximillianosaben]

She's here laughing, and I'm terrified of that thing touching his leg. She clearly has no comprehension of how dangerous those things can be, even if as others have said this one isn't threatening.

[@RamonValdez2014]

Did he survive the creature with the creepy laugh???

[@THEVALLEYDAYTONA]

Ramon Valdez heyhey! I subbed☺️ hope you can check me out & support me with a subbie back❤️

[@melindamercier6811]

That's the real question that needs to be answered.

[@LuvFearlessly]

I literally didn't hear a creepy laugh?

[@complexmushroom]

Hannah E. K. Hes talking about the annoying girl laughing so loud youre unable to ignore her as you try to listen to the rest of the video.

[@misspuppa]

Ramon Valdez 🤣🤣🤣

[@mikerotchburns1622]

i would never go in the water again

[@ramnaracemotilal9036]

you mean you'd never let go off the water genius

[@ramnaracemotilal9036]

why're you getting on like that take a chilly pill ok be a cooool octobot kay yup

[@ramnaracemotilal9036]

+Eddy Jin it surprises me to think you don't already know or maybe its something else...no no can't be that have you ever done a plaster of warm guts

[@ramnaracemotilal9036]

+Eddy Jin close your eyes my repetitive friend picture this though: diarrhoea everywhere

[@ramnaracemotilal9036]

+Eddy Jin close your eyes my repetitive friend picture this though: diarrhoea everywhere

[@teufelhunden8308]

I’ve never met this woman and I want a divorce.

[@alejandroherrera6568]

Well put

[@SeanFerree]

😂😂😂

[@chuyistheshiz6811]

Lol

[@a.howell6456]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@1pikman]

Oh calm your ass down, they were fine in the end lol.

[@Oliver_Evans9]

She WOULD NOT be laughing if it was her paddleboard

[@mozkitolife5437]

Squid: "blurggghghururugg I need help, I'm dying blurgugugg" Woman: "ahhh hahahaha it's coming on your board hehehehehehe"

[@jqtxc]

lmaooo

[@Rob_GUERRERO]

Kkkkkkkk

[@mnkpop5858]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/qZaXlKN9a7yafac.......

[@Rob_GUERRERO]

@@mnkpop5858 melhora man,

[@user-ib3yf4xm8r]

i bet people will start hating anything related to women on comments

[@ciri151]

So that's what squidward is up to these days.

[@kirbymaster1257]

Slash Le Pew 🤣🤣🤣

[@frandovian]

yeah, poor guy, his show isn't that great anymore. so he tries to go to the surface remembering the old days

[@angelicazonio907]

Haha.... Where spongebob and patrick...😀😀

[@JosueDeerFox]

In a rock and pineapple under the sea.

[@michaelafshar8773]

Squidward is actually an octopus

[@DanielRenardAnimation]

This is like a 1/100 scale simulation of Kraken attacks on ships back in the days!

[@DanielRenardAnimation]

a'wwwwWHAAAT?! ( ͡☉ ⋂ ͡⚆) ᴵᵈⁱⁿ'ᵏⁿᵒ﹗

[@johantitulaer1052]

@@DanielRenardAnimation huge krakens didn't exist since humans lived but there are a lot of other freaky animals! Search up Oarfish, now those things ARE real ;o

[@DanielRenardAnimation]

+Johan Titulaer Well, I was being sarcastic for the fun of it, although there is a certain degree of truth to it, it was exaggerated through "pirates tales" going from mouth to mouth. No doubt people saw "giant" cephalopods during voyages and told about this "big" creature they saw out at sea, to the point where people probably started assuming "big" = same size as a ship. So when a ship went missing, probably due to a storm, people would of course make up stories that these massive sea creatures was the cause. Similar to how tales of fire breathing dragons exist. Probably some travelers, who came across some Comodo Dragons where a person was bitten by one and died an agonizing death, not long after describing a "burning" feeling from his festering wound. Probably ending up turning into something like _"This BIG four-legged thing with scales killed our friend, with FIRE from its mouth!"._

[@DanielRenardAnimation]

Brian Lerma Probably missed my comment by a minute, but I just mentioned "dragons" in it, as well. 😉

[@obedestrada6574]

@Leander Knapp you didn't say

[@creepyguy1233]

This girl's got no idea about how bad a squid of that size could turn out to be

[@dinarusso3320]

😮. Her laugh was so inappropriate and sounds like nails on a chalkboard! But as long as she's beautiful, that's all that matters.

[@creepyguy1233]

@@dinarusso3320 bruh

[@gautampatwardhan8777]

Kraken: I want to surf. Guy: Ok I will swim.

[@davidlollipop2714]

I'll be your 51 like😗

[@Cosmobrosomething]

52 for u

[@bigweenie7225]

55th

[@RiyaSingh-hs1wt]

74th

[@Jigme2geeked_666]

Take my 78th likes

[@ss5187]

my husband told me that if a giant squid is that close to the surface of the water it's probably sick and dying, they rarely come up from where they normally live way deep down in the water.

[@Suiceyed]

Sammantha sandoval he was pulling it up with the rope.

[@ss5187]

Acedia I don't think that rope was long enough to go to the bottom of the ocean and pull the squid up though it seems like it was already too close, not sure.

[@tayagotchi]

Sammantha sandoval giant squids are much bigger this is not a giant squid

[@ss5187]

Natalia Flores Oh I know they can be much bigger maybe it's a baby giant squid? Idk I've never seen a squid this big before though lol

[@hinakimichan]

This is so sad. :(

[@rossi5839]

Its a red flag when your girlfriend laughs and giggles at your impending death by drowning.

[@SalimShahdiOff]

Red flag : laughs at you drowning Pretty reasonable

[@cyborgar15]

Everyone gangsta till a squid takes a tennisball sized chunk of flesh out with it's beak..

[@Anyakolokol]

😄

[@Nirvezz]

“Everyone gangsta’ til a 🦑 takes some balls”

[@lemonade4520]

@@Nirvezz what?

[@jsgames6843]

Actually it'll suck your guts out with its beak not bite you.

[@Alpharius93]

@@jsgames6843 No, it would have actually taken a bite and then another. Cephalopod beaks are meant for cutting, and their tongue grinds the chunks into swallowable paste. Attacked by a large squid is a really awful way to go.

[@redking9054]

Technology is so amazing even Octopus can call for Uber’s

[@thehypest6118]

What a twist, I love it

[@omegareaperytgaming6827]

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[@geopioneergsxr5357]

*squid

[@bennyblanco4696]

Octopus 😂 oof

[@Teeheehee093]

It's depressing seeing this when you know they only come that close the surface when they're dying

[@popsicIes]

Wait, really? Aww. Why's that?

[@seanalt666]

That's actually a Humboldt Squid and they surface to hunt pretty frequently and very aggressively. Homeboy is lucky the other multiple thousands of Humboldt Squids below them didn't try to hunt lol.

[@powsniffer0110]

He literally has it on a rope .. he is catching it?

[@b-dub6865]

@@powsniffer0110 I just saw another video & I think they were trying to save him cause he floated to the surface & had several chunks taken out of him.

[@spaghettipizza47]

@@b-dub6865 awww sad😞😥prolly a shark or poachers

[@alexandriaocasio-smollett5078]

Given the choice between hanging out with that giant squid or hanging out with the woman with the most “nails on chalkboard” voice I’ve ever heard, give me the squid.

[@vitamincisgoodforme]

Damn that laugh... Like little knives stabbing at my brain

[@vorpalzvevda3659]

vitamincisgoodforme lol wtffff

[@Rafa-rz2nb]

😂

[@myjessie9678]

vitamincisgoodforme same

[@ElectricFrenchfries]

lmfaoooo

[@jakeb315]

The laughing is like knives and that little scream is a hammer

[@psmkdj]

i don't think he realizes how lucky he is,the squid can easily dragged him underwater

[@emmetbrady3393]

That squid looks very sick I’d say it came to the surface to die

[@farmsim_usa9235]

The guy was tethered to his board which even for a giant squid wouldn't be a cake walk to drag down.

[@wartide3long68]

@@farmsim_usa9235 if it weren’t dying then yes it could take him and that board under.

[@luclasher1866]

@@wartide3long68 If it weren't dying theres a good chance it would have attacked him. Humboldt squid are very aggressive.

[@theapproachingstorm2133]

@@luclasher1866 Honestly is probably was attacking the poor thing is just so sick and almost gone he cant really muster up the strength to get him

[@SunnyTacos]

I would pull a Jesus and run on water..I'm out.

[@deviousclaymore]

LMFAO 😂😂

[@GenericWhiteBitch1980]

😂 fuck yes

[@dbcooper9721]

If you can run 60mph then sure.

[@Hiyorin871]

noway I would be thinking how I can take that home , imagine how much kalamari you can make off that thing

[@jaronzheng6589]

@@Hiyorin871 u, my good sir, got your priorities right.