r/woooosh Best Posts #24

[@JustinY.]

A quarter of these responses are either from someone who forgot their morning coffee or zoned out of this plane of existance

[@vanntaablackk8043]

Justin Y. Hi

[@arandomteto]

Wow. This is amazing.

[@DrakoNotDraco]

Hey justin

[@vanntaablackk8043]

Why was i the first reply

[@mounaia]

Yoooo

[@rosesnguns09]

Anonymous Ghost: Stupidity has a limit me: and you have broken it

[@AxxLAfriku]

I am the funniest KZbinr of all time I watched my latest video and laughed for 69 minutes straight I am extremely funny I am dangerously funny and I have two girlfriends who think I am extremely dangerously funny and they watch all of my videos thanks for listening dear pc

[@epiczombieslayer4444]

@@AxxLAfriku can you not

[@coffeecreamer7493]

oMg yOu aRe lYiNg sO hArD u R sToOpId yOu dOnT hAvE tWo gIrLfRiEnDs oMg pEoPlE wRiTe aNyThInG tHeSe dAyS

[@explodingegg123]

Potato Cat no that axxl idiot promotes himself on every youtube comment i see

[@Snowstorm...]

@@AxxLAfriku thought it was a joke at first... Now I'm just sad for you

[@WaterDrinkingHydroDragon]

There's a typhoon coming. A woooosh here and a woooosh there.

[@TheAtomicT]

You mean and a woooosh woooosh there?

[@definitelynotagenocider5204]

Wooooshes everywhere

[@geri7355]

Haha 69 likes go brrrr

[@named746]

woooosh

[@fermataoverawholerestasapun]

whoosh whoosh everywhere

[@geri7355]

Fun fact: Most people who are alive have breathed

[@deeznuts727]

They have!!!

[@Akirex5000]

Wait a second... *Most?*

[@navinsewchunder5246]

Whaaat!

[@penggao7034]

@@Akirex5000 babies who were just born two seconds ago might not have had time to breathe yet

[@geri7355]

@@Akirex5000 Yes they must take a rest from breathing every once and a while

[@Ethern0]

Is it a bird? Is it plane? Nope, it’s the joke.

[@byebyeFUCKYOUDAD]

Why did it take me so long just to get the joke

[@admiralAlfonso9001]

Oh ho ho! Very humorous my friend!

[@Tom-qw4xc]

A plane is not a joke it is a thing that fly in sky dummy

[@SimRacing-fo1uf]

that doesnt make any sense smh my head jokes cant fly so why would you mistake it for a plane smh smh my head 🤦🤦🤦 (joke)

[@Christmasmoose714]

And it went right over your head.

[@SC_FaiL]

*insert sarcasm* *doesnt get sarcasm* *w o o s H*

[@rosesnguns09]

Alexander laugh my off ass duh 🙄

[@brickjam69]

Alexander dont you mean llo?

[@esmed4152]

I would ask who Alexander is but I am assuming that this is joke so now i am gonna pretend that i have known this Alexander figure my whole life

[@That_Isabelle]

I would be lying if I said this wasn’t one of my all time favorite subreddits

[@blueblu756]

@Walter Clements you have literally commented that every where

[@randomvids5502]

Isabelle, at least you're not as angry for debt as nook

[@penofwildfire]

"I think I heard a whoosh." -Emmet Brickowski, The LEGO Movie, 2014.

[@tysannjohnson4242]

Hes as dumb as a brick

[@andrewolson5471]

@@tysannjohnson4242 I see what you did there.

[@max782_]

Fun fact: Austrians get really happy if you acknowledge their existence. I have proof cause I got happy

[@dannyman5751]

Australia is upside down they are frowning

[@Wingedkitten345]

Here have some acknowledgement :D

[@chipslord101]

Swag Dragons no they are not! Are you stupid or something? They are not upside down! They just see the universe upside down and reversed! People these days 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 (also I’m baiting people to woooosh me I’m doing this on purpose I get the joke and think it’s funny I just want someone to woooosh me lol)

[@dannyman5751]

Stop using 😂😂 emojis you normie

[@chipslord101]

Swag Dragons bruh I’m using them as I’m acting as someone who’s getting woooooshed

[@gwenstacy7748]

*mrbeast and gio uploads at the same time....* Me:.... A sacrifice must be made...

[@Dangocatzo]

SMALL TREE

[@toiletbread]

you really watch mrbeast 👁

[@sk8terzane818]

dinz ikr

[@gwenstacy7748]

dinz not that much.... I have subbed so I get notified.... (And.... it’s a joke....) 😜

[@thebratwurst]

bullets are not magnetic! me: cool My brain: how many magnets does it take to stop a bullet! thumbnail flash backs

[@RaVIolI_984]

You seem like you are part of the demolitia... Good job.

[@desbugfan8429]

This uploaded at the exact time as a mr beast vid and I chose this.

[@nightcorechiefkeef]

Me too

[@dechtle_2296]

Yes

[@byebyeFUCKYOUDAD]

Best choice.

[@oliviaschueck4174]

AHAHAHA FR

[@Cant3003]

Yes

[@user-rr1mh1kv8f]

Fun Fact of the day:If you rewatch the song "What Does The Fox Say?"Every character is a furry

[@dimwitteddingo]

Including the watcher

[@Arkensius1157]

Furry...excellent pun

[@JohnMcLoughlin06]

A couple years ago I was playing a game where everyone said “lmao” and I just didn’t know what it meant. I asked the chat and they said what it means. I just thought they were laughing about something else and nobody responded to me, so it took like five messages of me asking “no actually what does it mean” until I understood, and to this day I’m salty whenever I think about it.

[@jcdenton4902]

Hhahahahah

[@devounpag1070]

Is it this: Laugh Makes As Laugh Out

[@IcyLapis]

@@devounpag1070 No it's Ldad Mplease Acome Oback

[@Gluxess]

*Commenting salute of every Giofilms video.* *Salute*

[@paradoxyphantom3194]

This channel and Reddit are getting so much better every video.

[@H0ppz]

HOLD UP TEDtalks isn’t actually some guy called Ted talking to celebrities? I didn’t know that.

[@queenthot1438]

Of course it is. Ted wants to keep his identity hidden so he uses other people and talks through them. He’s actually a lizard person and he needs to keep himself hidden or the government will hunt him down.

[@ishamanchanda4788]

@@queenthot1438 the conspiracy theorist

[@queenthot1438]

Isha Manchanda of course

[@Star_Scoot]

TED is a acronym..

[@queenthot1438]

Star_ Scoot that’s what they want you to think

[@jockeyfield1954]

as a child, i actually believed that all your force and movement will just stop instantly if you jump off a moving object

[@livinginjoy]

Me: *searches silverfish* *sees a picture of silverfish irl* Me: Wait, so silverfish isn't made of blocks.

[@named746]

yes

[@retsreinyrelgeinthrelaveri1456]

Of course they aren't are you stupid those things are from Minecraft this is real life!!!!!

[@livinginjoy]

@@retsreinyrelgeinthrelaveri1456 You made this comment on purpose, did you?

[@kidsz3354]

@@livinginjoy no it exist its in real life !!!!!!!!

[@calebcarr4968]

who remembers when he only had like 800k (edit) i was here at around 700k ish i think

[@nightcorechiefkeef]

Yes

[@byebyeFUCKYOUDAD]

That felt like yesterday omg

[@mbFar]

me

[@Laittth]

Only

[@blade5445]

I've been here since around 900k

[@vec.lurker]

3:35 GioFilms: 4 in 1 baby , we got em Me: 4 in what

[@vasilijemx]

So I actually thought TEDTalks was just a guy named Ted who did a bunch of talks, and the other people were named Ted too. I am so dumb, but this video has enlightened me.

[@theorangedinosaur4098]

I was like "who tf is ted lmao"

[@Jaketendo]

Don’t worry, Gio. I paused the video to give you a break. You deserve it, buddy.

[@Cwak]

Alternate title:Idiots have a .50% chance of calling people idiots.

[@theyarentsane]

1:42 can we admire these people’s pfps?

[@futuretells8760]

r/woooosh is basically when someone does not get a joke (and when it flies over there head)

[@モニカ-g5q]

Wait TED isn’t a person?! No joke I thought he was a person (OMG I’m so dumb 🤦‍♂️)

[@joekenwood4956]

Me 2 dude i thought ted was a person

[@rosesnguns09]

Same 😩

[@boopremium2959]

I thought it it was ted like the teddy bear

[@mariah.716]

Same

[@theorangedinosaur4098]

Who's Ted?

[@pokemaster8989]

This made me laugh today! And for that I thank you

[@thatunknownfella]

2:00 his corpse could have hit enter due to physics

[@Red_Skyy]

4:45 That guy just bought himself a one way ticket to losertown

[@babyyoda9407]

5:38 ????? But she ISN’T wearing a mask??? I don’t get the joke honestly

[@penggao7034]

bUt shE iS weaRiNg a mAsk thOuGh

[@pomelo9262]

@Shema White she isn't wearing a mask so your woooosh doesn't work

[@myg7051]

Yeah i dont see a mask

[@myg7051]

Shema white ive been waiting to woooosh someone

[@joekenwood4956]

Yeah i dont get it why such post is a woosh post it just happens to everyone you dont wear a mask you get kicked out

[@kallie3330]

7:56 No I'd go back for my phone, ask where it is and then realize that it was in my hand the whole time. 😂😅

[@theemeraldfox2036]

🎵”Some things never change, like Giofilm’s intro song”🎵

[@sweeblswobbl]

emeraldwolf1 YT some things never change, like me WANTING TO KNOW WHAT THE GOD DAMN INTRO SONG IS

[@fabriciorodrigues9989]

@@sweeblswobbl How the hell do you not know That It's The Wii Shop Music

[@sweeblswobbl]

Well, maybe because I don’t have a wii

[@fabriciorodrigues9989]

@@sweeblswobbl Fair Enough. But It existed for almost a decade now

[@MrBCB]

Thankyou for making great content!

[@Chiken1]

8:45 👁👄👁 i actually thought it was named after a guy named te..............

[@Chiken1]

like he died or something idk?

[@Moshugaani]

5:34 You got double-wooooshed!

[@feef1699]

i’m disappointed that he cut off the ending of the last one, someone replies with “i will not let ted hide behind these lies anymore”

[@AHHHHHHHHHHHHl]

1:18 I think it's safer when you press Z to somersault when you're close enough to the ground.

[@Zero_Is_Stopping_Time]

Flip flap swooooosh what the noise? You being wooooshed

[@ryanfrisby7389]

Awesome video Gio!😸

[@ConcernCEO]

Petition for Gio to do an r/wooosh week.

[@PAPAILEBRON165]

No.

[@ProZombieVeteran]

naa, let's do a petition for a r/woooosh week instead.

[@salty3648]

Ok about the one with the magnet on the hat to attract the bullets: Even if bullets weren't lead, the impact of the bullet being attracted to the magnets would hurt the person with the hat more than if the person got shot.

[@elorangutanfantastico2645]

1:10 my bro tried this and he woke up

[@beaniefroog7876]

Fun fact... I'm so tired I just thanked my printer for printing my homework...

[@Tom-qw4xc]

0:07 hahaha me and my sister fart at night time then my mom came in and said ewwwwwwwwww🤢🤢🤢

[@Tom-qw4xc]

Ewwww

[@Tom-qw4xc]

You nasty

[@calebcitystudent1306]

Idiot

[@red.1227]

Smartest person in the world

[@sorse_engine]

Wow you got the whole squad laughing

[@christsdisciple3105]

Just gonna say that, on that jumping from a building with a chair, it can help break the fall and, depending on the height you jump from(and then jump from the chair) you could potentially survive. Increase chances if you roll when you land. Not saying this will save you if you jump from a burning building. But, it does increase chances. Just like jumping from 2 miles and landing in snow. Or crashing through tree branches.(both have happened)

[@somuchpanicyetnodisco]

6:31 IT HAD TO BE A GACHA KID

[@redacted9142]

bruh the thumbnail got me dead i couldnt stop laughing

[@sneaky_kestrel]

Everyone: FiRsT Me: Last. MUAHAHAHA

[@Jad.alawieh]

Ok zoomer

[@bearflare20]

ok boo-

[@kaiden10106]

@@bearflare20 i am the cringe police, get in the car 🚔

[@VoiceIsMeming]

The goat 🐐 or reddit commentaries

[@klawsome8596]

damn im early without having notifications

[@byebyeFUCKYOUDAD]

Cool

[@gold571]

You need iyhabshc

[@amg2020gt3]

2:19 Hey, atleast he was a good sport about being on wooosh

[@justaspectator9762]

5:18 this reply was clearly a joke too?

[@MuhammadIlhamuodd254512]

No one : Commenters who sees that someone didn't get the joke : r/woosh

[@MaxHietpas]

I paused the vid so Gio could take a break

[@luxeong]

?

[@luxeong]

r/ihadastroke....kinda

[@tysannjohnson4242]

The hero we didnt know we needed

[@fluffystuff500]

1:01 Yeah but that's definitely BTS behind him though.

[@average.possum.enjoyer]

Seriously he actually died this is a serious situa

[@cessposter]

O

[@Xeno574]

Oh n

[@akurai-v-4129]

h

[@Zsd1000]

0:38 Gio: says 500 million Me: reads it and it says 50 million

[@navinsewchunder5246]

4:04 elon is actually like 50, not even joking

[@myg7051]

Wait so bille elish is 20

[@mrrobertthomas3903]

ugH i hate people like you!!! he's so obviously 70 go check your facts honey

[@LunizIsGlacey]

oh no. The timestamp is 404.

[@primepogba2264]

@@mrrobertthomas3903 No he isnt check ur facts

[@KingofHades208]

The hacking text conversation was fucking amazing

[@one-ov7kw]

4:05 don’t you know it’s rude to ask for men’s ages

[@BoogerFart956]

It must be so exhausting talking as much as giofilms did in the vid, so I paused it to let him have a break!

[@esmed4152]

What a kind and thoughtful person you are!

[@samtheking5759]

Umm guys when you pause something it pauses the video and audio not the talkings! You guys are so dumb!

[@Eggtrocious]

I paused the video so geo can have a break 😌

[@Irish_Mann]

Don't need to, he took a three year break

[@KittrShenanigans]

I called a bully "doo Doo butter" And he immediately have a mental breakdown

[@nicholasberry8456]

8:10 i knew i’d be famous one day

[@TheKenster]

Dumbo

[@emmaberry3456]

Dumbo

[@EyeballAnimations]

Dumbo

[@esmed4152]

Dumbo- Idk what else to say

[@rleproductions2834]

Dumbo

[@talaniz3784]

Idk what I was expecting when it said roast to use in a fight when he said doodoohead I choked on my pickle

[@bananaboi9644]

When you are so early you don't know what to type so you just type this Edit: u know that hahaha u haha when u hahaha

[@Rs.adrian9]

no

[@Jad.alawieh]

No.

[@solaire67]

Yes.

[@theeraofb1]

no

[@Rs.adrian9]

no

[@lydias8303]

Gio: *posts* My day: We were bad but now we're good.

[@brandonstevens7]

I paused this video halfway to give gio’s voice a break

[@fiklego_pl]

Great job

[@LunizIsGlacey]

iDOT tHART DoeSnT GVIRE thE yUoTbURE a bRAYK

[@neksodebe]

these videos are so annoying and so good to watch that i cant stop

[@lillyshooby4083]

Hey How are ya'll You alive? Good

[@dimwitteddingo]

Why is it good that I said I'm not alive, I'm calling my mommy on you

[@lillyshooby4083]

@@dimwitteddingo lol. I didn't expect it to be dark! 😶 I thought you were gonna say you were alive 🤣

[@plubbo7976]

“Inshulated” -Gio, 2020

[@orangeapplesauce1132]

To the unsuspecting reader, and to all of your family, I hope you have the best day ever! *Sending Virtual Happiness*

[@Graciechan-39]

OrangeApplesauce Same!

[@apocadood2099]

Bot

[@Eray2007]

Bot or not he doesn't care he wants subs

[@Eray2007]

@Generic KZbinr u

[@Indoraptoad]

OrangeApplesauce you too!

[@Epic24123]

2:46 sounds like something an Australian would say... oh wait

[@jeYdux]

I hate when people have bad spellling in there memes.

[@heisenberg5643]

@Max lax 209 sayme

[@katelynvcm6185]

Chicken Nugget yes me to

[@katelynvcm6185]

Chicken Nugget i hat when people don’t spell right

[@RedPanda5442]

I hate it peeple do it to, like there can't write

[@Wickaki]

I can spell!

[@roastingpotatoes6022]

Whenever someone gets wooshed by an Onion post, we should say they got ‘chopped’ by the onion

[@Mono-wr4tc]

second i guess xd u wont see this anyway

[@sorse_engine]

Lies

[@goose3941]

Oh I did see it ;)

[@gluedthetree1272]

Yeah I didn't see this

[@byebyeFUCKYOUDAD]

I cant see anything, this is just a blank comment 🤔😲😲😲😲

[@mysingingmonstersfan1023]

Nice Vid *don't listen to the bots They want subs and likes and thats it

[@yaoitism]

POV: you’re not first

[@byebyeFUCKYOUDAD]

POV: I apparently dont care

[@luvondarox]

8:35 Didn't they make a gibberish song together though? I remember listening to it back in the day.

[@hellothereme5719]

E.

[@cheesecakereligion22]

Ok but I didn’t actually know what TED stood for 😂

[@AlfieTheLalafox]

1st Yeah gotta say it, everyone else does it :3

[@sorse_engine]

But who cares :/

[@SetrosBiggestGlazer]

Get the holly hand grenade, we got a fucking furry here

[@orangeapplesauce1132]

Just gotta day, I got here when it said 3 seconds ago. But that doesn’t matter, have a good day!

[@neuronindustrial]

Your second, but close

[@sorse_engine]

@@SetrosBiggestGlazer you are legally allowed to swear

[@cookiecraftfriend1051]

You have amazing videos and jokes

[@user-dl3vn8ze9n]

6:43 wait i think ive seen this tweet before- I HAVE LOL EVERYONE WAS GETTING SO MAD AT THE MINECRAFT JOKES IN THAT COMMENT SECTION IM SO GLAD IT GOT ON REDDIT

[@joekenwood4956]

Who could've known this was his last woosh video dang time flies

[@Boosher_]

r/woooosh is the best as you have 2 things to laugh at

[@ok-mt7tv]

0:50 I remember seeing those comments on a video lol

[@burntpeople]

the moral : kids thought they're smart but in the end , the got in a sub reddit

[@mikefelber5129]

I love these vids! So entertain, many fun:)

[@grantwayl]

3:00 even if they were magnetic.. it still would be able to pull it away lol

[@JustGoneHuntin]

7:33 even more points if the comeback and look for it

[@JustGoneHuntin]

@Walter Clements holy shit! 12 years ago!?

[@pinkishpenguin4489]

It's not the fall that kills you it's the sudden stop

[@salem1681]

im currently stopping class just to watch this video

[@gracesommers3042]

the fact that my mom wouldn't get some of these jokes (she'll get all except the ones mentioning memes) and would probably comment the same thing is amazing

[@grayishhare]

5:37 OP got whooshed

[@ohnoivedoneitagain1306]

That trick with the chair is usable with boats in minecraft tho

[@the_birb_guy2091]

Holy... I haven't watched any of your vids in a long time, damn your voice has deepened lol

[@professorbunny]

I actually didn't know what the TED in ted talks stood for until watching this video. For a while I thought it really was some guy named Ted

[@cree6594]

0:45 well guess what bucko you just fucking broke it