Girl Paying Her Boyfriend's Bills Finds Out He's Cheating

David Lucas headlines Zanies Comedy Night Club In Chicago, IL. Participants from the crowd are asked to come onto the stage to be willingly roasted by the Infamous David Lucas. This clip was taken during the show in Chicago. A girl with subjectively small titty's comes up onto the stage where she reveals that she pays the bills for her boyfriend only to quickly find out that she is being cheat on.
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[@ameer8966]

How many relationships will David Lucas destroy on stage 😂😂😂

[@user-kb1hw2yq2f]

comedians have no idea how many relationships they destroy. Its actually a good thing. No need for a bad relationship to continue.

[@henrylam92]

*expose, nothing to destroy if it is already in shambles. He just makes fun of them and everyone else gets a laugh from the expose

[@polar8theOx]

YES

[@arronthomas68]

All of them.

[@b2originalmediahub468]

How dare you sneak in promo,I'm payin 9.99 to avoid that bs 🤣🤣

[@sippsyrupp970]

😂

[@officialrachi]

😂

[@Fishinforfatties]

Whaaatttt this KZbin premium bout 20 a month lol they raping me

[@Gl6619]

It’s because the video isn’t monetized

[@elduran6670]

Same lol

[@JayyyySko]

That’s every female signature line when they get tight 😂

[@pashtlove7917]

90% of the time they don't be lying tho...

[@blazeturtle9099]

@@pashtlove791790% of the time they use monster horse cocks from the sex shop 🤣🤣

[@lo7892]

And even though we KNOW THAT we still laugh when it's somebody else.

[@PutThatonaPole]

@@pashtlove7917or their coochie is stretched out

[@MiguelX.Rodriguez]

@@pashtlove7917that doesn’t even make sense…

[@Raystunnaa98]

He turned them against each other in like 5 mins lmao 😂

[@DamonDriver]

yo i grew up in the hood and let me tell you, black people are the MASTERS of instigating lmao they can make the two nicest most chill dudes in entire room fight over whether the sky is blue or not ong lmao They could get God and Jesus Christ to start beefin with each other

[@mattgiant8836]

When David even has to sit down because he's laughing so hard, I haven't seen that before lol

[@SlumdoggVII]

He can only stand up for so long before his legs start to go numb

[@blackspring9638]

He's dying fam, bad health lol

[@sm3dium]

@@SlumdoggVIIgot the whole chat laughing!

[@sean2012able]

He had to sit down because he’s fat

[@missmelis4938]

I had the same comment. 🤣🤣🤣

[@juanmadrigal9245]

David had that dude In the clouds, her saying he has a small wee wee, slammed his ass back to earth😂😂😂

[@ETAisNOW]

Emojis are gay

[@YaBoyArioch]

@@ETAisNOWme too

[@ETAisNOW]

@@YaBoyArioch Well, I hope you get better.

[@TheMendo123]

Yea but that's the easiest comeback for a woman to make because they know it's not verifiable

[@MyWillBeDone]

​@@TheMendo123bullshit... we clearing my name then and there

[@jaredcollier654]

Calling people out like that exposes who they really are by how the react, LOVE IT! Giving people a reality check alot of them probably don't ever get

[@96Caleb96]

Idk i think it exposed how drunk or high aquaman was 😂

[@September0930]

I feel bad for that girl but damn at least she dodged a bullet 😂

[@Thegamer12342]

@@September0930 are you slow? She was the Cheater. She said she cheats on him. All he did was laugh and admit nothing because saying yes or no is not an answer you give during a comedy show. Her self esteem is so low and she was so embarrassed that she admitted it. Your brain smoother than a damn apricot

[@S___________D]

@@September0930 Aquaman dodged the bullet. You don't want any bitch giving up your private shit to anyone, not to mention 111k people. 😂😂 Ohh, wow, she paid for him once, what a waste of a man. Didn't they want equality?

[@ruru6105]

Oh she mad mad

[@ChutneyInc.]

he roasted him and sat down and laughed consistently as it simmered

[@peterstamatelos9525]

Thanks for the play by play

[@XX-tg4gj]

He probably just got hungry and morphed to his natural state

[@Livvvid]

In another life david would have been a psychologist because he does this all the time and is 100% on point.

[@Idonotknowthisman]

He cheating on you segment was rough hahah

[@i_am_gohan9232]

Anyone who gets on a comedians stage or a stage like David’s doesn’t like themselves much cause ain’t no way. Maybe that’s what she needed, a harsh brutal reality check.

[@dertythegrower]

that girl was mad because she was taking the hits and wanted to throw him under the bus cause he laughed at her

[@jeremyhennessee6604]

Most simply refuse to see the world for what it (mostly) is. An Asylum. Full of mentally ill lunatics who Cry With Laughter, and confuse such displays of senseless meanness/cruelty with humor. Aside from the reality this event was probably rigged, it wasn't at all funny, by any means. Just a high, obese man lashing out and projecting his insecurities before an audience. (And likely profiting nicely off other's discomforts.) The "he teaches retards" line was especially horrible, and those who laugh/give this man audience and encourage him are just as fukkin horrible. I don't look forward to another five years on this Tragic Rock. That's for damn sure.

[@creasecruzen6450]

She works for Deloitte, needs a harsh reality check

[@gram_932]

You know the rest of their date night was awkward as a mf 😂

[@SycsFinest]

"4 more years, $30,000" lmao 🤣🤣

[@AntJonez218]

Respect bro you saw how she was lookin and made sure to turn the jokes back on him so she'd laugh. You knew she'd say he'd have a small one. That was genius. I peeped that before I saw u look at her before that joke and was like mannn she don't wanna be up there anymore.

[@Cashcrop91]

I peeped that, that’s some good situational awareness. David is a pro, good to see his come up from the Roast Me series

[@capo4ever334]

I saw that too. She was huffing and puffing and her eyebrows were in here pupils that’s how low they were. He gave her a layup and she didn’t disappoint

[@Ahn-mu3db]

Lmaooo eyebrows in her pupils 😂😂😂​@@capo4ever334

[@TonyAddything]

you know you fat when you gotta sit down to laugh lmao

[@_mostpalone]

That long ass laugh at the end was a happy laugh because David knows he isn’t alone

[@workingman7587]

😂😂

[@Abdullah_Chill]

😂😂😂😂😂This was so uncomfortable!!!!! But so hilarious.

[@hotgirlbummer520]

I love David Lucas! Saw him October 13th. No way I'd ever get on that stage. He'd go off on me. 56 y.o student is way to roastable. 😂

[@Gl6619]

I’m 57 and about to go back to school…there probably more than a few of us

[@aidenlav]

lol i love this mf 😂but on a real note congrats on going back to school! No matter what age, that’s a big accomplishment and i wish u the best.

[@MJfromdaO]

bih your p-y wrinkly af you goin to school and finna be a senior citizen retirement age in under 100 months

[@deandiazcomedy]

Bro remind me to never go to a David Lucas show with my girl

[@okyes9507]

Bro spent all his oxygen from standing for 5 minutes. That heavy breath was crazy 😭

[@sf49ersfan75]

😂😂😂 I’m crying right now. That has to be one of the funniest roast I’ve ever seen you do!

[@rillyjo5810]

gonna be an awkward ride home

[@therealjplavoie]

nah man, he be taking a Uber.. If he can afford it! 🤣

[@dertythegrower]

​@@therealjplavoiethat dude could pick up most older women, and get a ride or a hand out.. just as if she was a thin girl.. people will pay to even get a number of a superior looking fit person

[@Vizr]

Honestly one of the best clips I’ve seen goddamn the end was just epic 😂

[@OGs_Playground]

Bro, he's ruthless.

[@Nebo888]

Relationship therapist David Lucas 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@DerbyBandit]

She gon cry in the car 🤣🤣🤣

[@icon8012]

😂😂😂😂 woke up every one laughing o shit killing so hard David had to take a seat !!!!!!

[@ArtisDoughpe]

This escalated waaay too quickly lmaooo✖️🤣💯💯💯💯💯

[@jackyray6088]

Dude took it like champ 😂 David let that D!@k joke burn for a good minute and he didnt fold 😂 I would of felt like bobby boucher when he thinks about all the people making fun of him 😅

[@The713htxzoe]

Glad to see Patrice O’Neal son killing it

[@blindman710]

Let's Gooo the boy's been killing it! We need a Boston show

[@DavidLucasComedian]

Back early next year

[@brojeffy]

can't wait!@@DavidLucasComedian

[@jasonbotello2291]

Keeps getting more and more Brutal 😂😂😂

[@SoundRayStudio1]

Didn’t need to do ‘‘em like that lmao

[@RiddimDaKidd]

she 100% said that cus she knew someone there was gonna let him hit that shit XD

[@burtturdison4445]

I would rather fall off a building than be on that stage for a second

[@NittyGritty420]

You sounded so excited for the my bookie ad 😂

[@peterstamatelos9525]

I’m pretty excited too, can’t wait to develop a gambling addiction or win the big bucks. Either way, gonna be fun

[@BboyCorrosive]

The spirit of Patrice is alive and well

[@diegovalencia9631]

My boy out of breath lol.. David Lucas nailed it once again 👏

[@blinkblink4700]

Welp they lost contact wit each other after that

[@invntiv]

The description: "A girl with subjectively small tities..." I'M DEAD BRO

[@Calibree420]

She threw a sick Hail Mary lol

[@JDWitherspoon]

Bro David WILDIN! 😂

[@John-Doe-Yo]

Bro you brownosing 😂

[@At-vu9dt]

What’s happening to humanity…lost souls up there

[@mysteryniggadel491]

i laughed up a lung this was too funny

[@wolfsamu3l30]

Bruh my face hurt from laughing 😂

[@blubb2514]

savage af no other way to describe it

[@phlebiacbrothers717]

David lucas will be come a Legend just you watch and wait ❤

[@hypodrake]

It's not the size of the dog in the fight. It's the size of the fight in the DOG.

[@peterstamatelos9525]

Are you talking about fucking a dog???

[@NoName5330]

Man i loved being at this show i hope you enjoyed the buddah david

[@Lovlee33161]

She trying to cope. David knew the truth lmao.

[@therealjplavoie]

Where's Tony when you really need him! 🤣

[@hotgirlbummer520]

best roast duo ever!

[@sonictheedgehog5360]

David is too powerful to be kept alive

[@ehaylock]

Bruh never heard of Deloitte. It’s the largest accounting firm in the world.

[@warnpeace1992]

Black people use cash only

[@jasonalba7679]

Teacher should have said " you should join my class, you will fit right in".

[@lyc9019]

Damn David you too cold bro 💀😂😂😂

[@NickKuzmick]

To the haters saying David act white: he’s got a my bookie ad in a 5 min clip.

[@50zezima]

I was wondering the same thing like who tf puts an ad in a 5 minute video lmao

[@dertythegrower]

as someone from south miami.. david doesnt act white.. i was one of 300 white guys in a 3000 person school.. many, moved more than most.

[@dertythegrower]

​@@50zezimayoutube automatically demonetizes for cursing in the intro, and uses ai to detect now by voice to text. he is forced to get sponsors, if ads are removed for no good reason

[@Nostalgio]

David is half white people.

[@Lolerburger]

Who wants to act black anyway? Yall act like that's a positive.

[@micyczar215]

Dawg he b drawn 😂😂😂😂

[@marcusstone7386]

Yooo that’s so messed up🤣🤣🤣

[@qwadebryson6165]

This was brutal😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

[@xxlocobassistxx]

David was winded from laughing so hard!😂

[@lizardman1303]

Na diabetes hits hard

[@tgoods44]

He hooked me really hard before the ad came in.

[@BertoBluntsAKABluntedBeats8192]

How embarrassing and hilarious 😅😅😅

[@JuanCortes-kh5if]

This was so funny

[@PinvinoPiggg]

Unholy crap!?😂😂😂 I’m watching this through my fingers!!! So painfully funny, I’m dying!!!😂😂😂

[@JBarbarosa]

BRUTAL 🤣🤣

[@robinwilliams4617]

They defeated David 😅😂

[@Gl6619]

Her expression in the thumbnail says it all🤣🤣🤣

[@imupinthetrees]

embarrassed for both of them and then david lucas out of breath at the last seconds geez lol

[@latenight8225]

Can I have her ? I’ll take her ..

[@negativeindustrial]

Four nights in Wisconsin? On purpose?!?

[@AllMediaPresents]

Wow I hope David at least bought her a round, refunded her tickets, and idk maybe get one of them an uber because he just instigated major drama between those 2 and they only came there to hear jokes not become the joke, they were both good sports about it but that didn't make it any less brutal, this was especially humiliating for the woman and when that asshole said they weren't even dating that was the kill shot to her self-esteem, fucking jerk had no respect for her at all he could've lied to David like he's been lying to her all along. House Calls on his shirt though lolol you can't make this shit up, I feel so bad for her.

[@jsaucey]

Hilarious as always!

[@Chris-P]

love that outro bass

[@cesarmartinez8548]

Doing his own ad's 🎉🎉🎉my boy !!

[@marcoarroyo7712]

That was brutal lmfaoooo love it 😈

[@jrg98]

Shorty was hurting lol

[@kashinin9268]

This guy needs to go mainstream and fast haha! Come to Canada

[@Gl6619]

He’s to based for mainstream audiences….the entertainment industry is in a “woke” phase right now..

[@kbjb5681]

King David 😂

[@theangrylepper6113]

Honestly she is gorgeous!

[@Voidesth]

Nope below mid

[@BcBaxley]

Man of the People 🤣🍻🤘

[@Mellow4202]

She only said he had a small weewee because she got roasted and felt humiliated.

[@fanfanpay]

David. We need you for a longtime…. 🏃🏾, please

[@darthrevan2081]

Damn so much truth in 5 minutes

[@jaydell4039]

This was evil 😂😂😂😂😂

[@TheFunLuvnCRIMINAL]

David looking looking like a burned maui tree. 😂❤

[@kennethcadesharp]

David is a beast. 🤘🏼

[@aiwditbh]

One day our big boi is gonna die from laughter, this was close call. It`s way to go.

[@brandonshular2304]

na this wild LMFAOO 😂

[@tgrishim5379]

Yoooo..getcho big ass to Alaska...we need ya to roast some folks out hea...

[@blazeturtle9099]

I like to watch these from the comfort of my home 🤣 can’t help but cringe when I see these lmaoooo

[@UncleScratchnSniff]

God damn, this is gold 😂😂

[@vchambliss24]

she was sickkkkk lmfaoo

[@pamew]

Absolute fatality strike, haha!

[@chaseadams8157]

She still went home and cried 😂😂😂 She only said that cause how bad she got it

[@october5238]

Dam I laughed so hard

[@1800Facts]

It sounds like his mom helped him sound out the words to that commercial

[@DaveTV78]

😂what is this kindergarten Cop with a twist just like arnold hitting the maids while shes at work

[@makingchangeslifechanges4950]

David laughing but lets ask his girl if he has a small one? haha

[@missbombgarden]

Damn. Truth no chaser.😂 swallow it.